A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.

Naruto is determined to bring Sasuke back to Konoha. However, someone he didn't expect wants to help. NarutoxTayuya.

Naruto, fed up with the lack of support he gets at the Academy, decides to try and teach himself. With the aid of an unlikely tutor and the threat of his Nindo breaking, Naruto soon finds that there are many secrets to be learned from the dead...

Naruto finds some scrolls that contain Fūton jutsus. When he goes to ask the old man about them, the answers he gets will change his life. Naruto modled after Jin YuYu. NarutoHinataAnko

With him alive, things were supposed to better. He was supposed to be happy knowing that at least he had a father to take care of him. To bad his father can barley look at him with out feeling regret. NarutoxHarem

Naruto finds Temari beaten and raped he saves her life and tries to help her get over the ordeal. But Naruto is hiding a pain of his own that could get in the way of him helping.

After failing the graduation exam and getting arrested on false charges, Naruto finds refuge in the least likely place: The Yakuza. Will our favorite, hyperactive, knuckle-headed ninja rule the underworld or will it bring him to his knees? Watch Naruto's life unfold as a gangster in everyone's favorite ninja world! Inspired by: The Sicilian and Confessions of a Yakuza

Naruto was a regular genin training hard with the help of two beautiful sensei. While everything seems fine though, danger lurks ahead, and the Kyuubi is in the middle of it all. 'Naruto my way', but diverges later. Epic. --Anko/Naru/Kure--

AU Returning from his trip with Jiraiya, a sixteen year old Naruto keeps reuniting with the last girls he thought he'd ever see again. The first ever NarutoHarem featuring all the girls from the filler arcs!

She could bring the heavens crashing down with one kiss, a goddess in a desolate land. He was her most devout worshipper and from someone so divine, rewards were always sweet. *Warning*: sexual themes, shotacon. *On Hiatus

The Yondaime summoned the Shinigami but he didn't get what he expected. The sealing afterwards fundamentally changed the boy who learns to become a master of the blade, to fulfill his destiny as the Guardian of the Three Paths. Naruto AU with Bleach

AU Fate can be a twisted thing, some only exist in hate. Sakura was one of those, a container of the most feared demon in history, hated by her village. Lost in the darkness, she tried to find a reason for living.

Orochimaru captured Naruto when he was little and put him through the same transformation as Isaribi, this is how his life would be different. Naruto X Isaribi -has been adopted by BladeMaster Zangetsumaru under the title of "Aquatic Kitsune"

The Weak Man Writes the Stories. The Free Man Decides their Place in it. The Wise Man Knows How it will End. But it is the Strong Man who Writes the Epilogue.

Fate works in mysterious ways. Hinata had given up hope of finding love, so she went to a local club in hopes of finding a purpose. Beyond all odds, she wound up in the arms of the one she gave up on, even if she had no idea it was really him. NaruHina.

Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.

Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.

Secrets can be kept for only so long, especially those that are gift wrapped in an disarming smile. :cutting, self-abuse themes, no yaoi pairings: DISCONTINUED DUE TO PERSONAL TROUBLES

The Eva Universe experiences their own time loops.

A new twist on the classic Naruto. Two changes occur in the first three years of the story. Hiashi is Naruto's caretaker and Hinata's kidnapping attempt is partially... successful. New additional content, deleted scenes, less typos, and overall improved.

Shortly after Tsunade accepts the office of Hokage, Naruto learns of his family's bloodline: the precursor to the Byakugan. [NaruHarem]

AU: Kakashi thinks his team might not be so ready for the Chunnin exams after all. Permanent Hiatus.

Every few generations, the Shinigami start a slightly serious, slightly humourous list of 'Things Shinigami are not Allowed to do'. It is the only written evidence that Captain-General Yamamoto has any trace of a sense of humour.

What if the hatred of Konoha had turned Naruto and a few others towards the dark side? Watch as they carve a path through the world, whether the world wants them to or not! A Dark DemonNaruHarem story. Rated M for violence, language and suggestive themes.

They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.

Naruto meets Kenshin in the woods at the age of 4, gets adopted, and taken on as his apprentice before taking him away back to the war he is currently fighting in. Seven years later Naruto returns to Konoha to become a shinobi. Discontinued.

What lies behind the Shiki Fuuin? Who is Naruto, really? Told from the Mizuki incident onwards, a new Naruto emerges, smarter, stronger, and better. Female Kyuubi. NaruXFemKyuuXFemHakuXTentenXHinataXIno.

After the last angel attack, Shinji moved to the country in search of a normal life. But he finds nothing but trouble; Street races by night and schoolyard relationships by day, all while trying to keep his past buried. But it can’t last forever. Pls R&R

Having been denied his birthright by the council of Konoha, Naruto forsakes the Leaf Village. He leaves for what he hopes is a better life among the shinobi of Suna, taking his family's scrolls and heirlooms with him.

After a painful encounter with a fruit cart at the age of 6. Naruto descovers the Kyuubi and he decides that he has had enough. He swears an oath to make sure that no one ever suffers like he did. editing some of the earlier chapters, deviation aproaches.

The difference of a second can mean life or death to a shinobi. How would Uzumaki Naruto's life change if such a difference had occurred? Above the red waves, Naruto's path is forever altered.

On the verge of death during the destruction of his village, an adult Naruto retells the story of his life through his eyes on how he became the man known as the Kaze no Kitsune and of the three women who changed his life forever. Naruto & Yugito pairing.

After being left for dead, Naruto starts his new life, away from Konoha. Slight AU due to lack of specific information. Please read my Naruto Timeline, don't skip it. R&R Sequel is up.

Naruto dies by Kakashi's hands. As he stands and watches his body a shinigami comes and offers him guidance, Naruto starts a new life as a shinigami. Naruto x Bleach crossover Harem ADOPTED BY Minor Disaster

A simple act can have many complex reactions. Take Kakashi and Anko for example, on simple autumn day complicates their relationship. Now he must save her from an old teacher. KakaXAnko with NaruHina, ShinoIno. rated m for lemons and Shenlong's sadism

Those Council fools want me gone so they can get back to the way things were. But I know the truth: there's no going back. You've changed things ... forever.

He said her skin smelled just like petals, said stupid things he knew she’d like. She said her life was like a motorway: Dull, grey, and long ‘til he came along.

Or, Bonding over Explosives is Fun! Naruten, ongoing series. Please R&R.

Rin couldn't take losing Obito. She just wanted to go away. So, the Fourth helps her with that.What will happen now that she's back and is still 12 years old. NarutoRin

As a baby, he was sent to death. As a child he was trained as a demon, as a ninja, as an assasin, and a ruthless killer. And as a teen, he is sent to bring back the balance of nature, as the son of nightfall and servant to the Kami.SuperNaruto. Harem.

Naruto finds that not all bloodline abilities have a place on the battlefield, but discovers his own gifts have a use in another critcal ninja art: Seduction. NarutoHarem

He needed to get out. He needed to escape form all the machines and the things that caused him pain. This power… Will he use it for his freedom, or his damnation? Naruto with Elfen Lied themes.

After being banished from Konoha, Naruto wonders until he finds a village of myth. Finally accepted by those around him, will people from his past destroy this new life he has created?

LightningHunter laughs at all authors who like to feature villagers beating the crap out of Naruto daily. A Naruto who isn't immune to getting drunk because of Kyuubi, isn't hated by the council,and definitely isn't turned on by an insane Hinata.

A series of of Naruto oneshots that involve him, the kunoichis, and flowers. Next up is Shizune. Title is Stand by You. Rated T for fluffiness, angst, and a character death.

The difference between Love and True Love isn't much... except for that 'Even Unto Death' part. Naruto, caught between love, death and his team, can't decide which is the most vexing. Not yaoi.

After three years with Jiraiya. Naru hooks up with Anko once more... and all of his other girls. NaruxAnko NaruxMassiveHarem

A parody of the little engine that could. Just a lil something to put a smile on your face.

Assassins CreedNaruto Xover. Naruto is trained by the Hashshashin to be a master assassin. But the life of an assassin is full of twists and deceit and Naruto finds himself stuck in the middle.Check profile for status updates.

Naruto Uzumaki, with the will and strength of Haku and Zabuza, lives his life to fullfill his destiny, and take on the challenges he is bound to face. Darker Naruto, and expect major plot twists!

We all know Haseo and Alkaid's story on the Honeysuckle Blades. But what about Haseo and Shino's? A .Hack Roots/G.U. HaseoxShino oneshot. Rated T for fluffiness and just a touch of angst.

A heinous act occurs before Sasuke leaves Konoha. And nothing will ever be the same again. A Dark NaruSaku that's not for the faint of heart. Rated M for some rape elements, serious angst and a little fluff. LOOK AT ALL AUTHOR'S NOTES BEFORE READING!

Naruto had never seen the sea before...

Naruto, desperately needing advice on how to handle his newly aquired girlfriend, turns to the worst possible source for male vs female relationship advice in the Narutoverse. ... Or does he?

After a run-in with a rogue female ninja who hates men, Naruto is infected with a poison that will kill him in 24 hours. There's only one cure. Hinata will do anything to save him...anything. NaruHina, rated M for lemon, oneshot.

Put a summary into 255 characters? Okay, a better one's inside... Naruto's been taken out of the academy exams and locked up for a reason he knows not. This is what would happen if instead of reverting back to the Third, they moved on to a Fifth. Complete

It looked like she was going to have to grab the bull by the horns, or in this case, Naruto by his . . . well somewhere. Of course this couldn't happen without some training from none other than Anko Mitarashi. Spinoff to Playing Cupid.

Naruto is saved and adopted by Anko. Will the two who are so alike be able to survive together through the most dangerous of all missions, life? How will he and his team and the other Konoha Genin fare in the Chunin Exams? NaruTen, Currently Revising

Kukaku loves fireworks, yet has always watched them alone...until that is, a certain orange haired reaper just happens to be sitting in her favorite viewing spot.

A portrayal on the character of Balalaika as well as a look into what might be just another ordinary day for her. Slice of life in Black Lagoon style! Oneshot.

Two minds, two people that will never belong. Watch as their lives unfold, through love and hate. Watch nine memorable moments Naruto spent with the demon locked inside of him. NaruKyuu Fem KyuubiNaruto Nineshot

Now half demon, Naruto has to deal with his life being turned upside down while he lives in the place that made him that way. Naruto also struggles between getting strong to prove himself to the one who saved him, Sesshoumaru and attempting to have a life

What would happen if Naruto wasn’t a complete idiot and the teams were different? Well here’s my vision of how things should’ve been. There'll be many pairings including: NaruHina, ShikaTema, and GaaraHaku. LeeSaku possible. Discontinued.

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

What if Orochimaru had chosen Naruto insted of Sasuke. How would his life be different? Parings: NarutoTayuya. First story. RR if you want. I dont own Naruto, nor will I ever. I'm just a fan.

COMPLETE When Naruto starts handiling his emotions in a different way, would anyone find out. Would anyone care? Well thats a question yet to be answered. Will his friends be there before he goes too far?[WARNING: cutting] No pairings...

One can only take so much pain in life. What if Naruto experienced something he couldn't brush off. Naruto tries to end his own life.. will there be anyone to save him? What does kyuubi have to do with it? Main Pairing NarutoKyuubi female discontinued

EdxLust, Bondage, Dominance/Submission, lemon's and limes. When Ed finds himself tied to a bed and Lust coming on to him, he is forced to do her bidding. But will he fall completely under her spell?

They feared and hated him, but all he wanted was to live... manipulative!genjutsu!Naruto

Nakazato is leading an uprising in Gunma, a new challenger is on the scene, the 86's engine is at stake, and Bunta won't do anything about it.

Naruto Uzumaki returns from his trip with Jiraiya, only to find out that he needs a physical! But when his doctor, Shizune, decides she needs a "closer look", the consequences are more different by far than what they expected! NarutoxMedicHarem. Lemons.

What if Orochimaru took care of Naruto durring the second test of the Chunnin exam so he could not interfeer with his plans laiter on in Naruto's life? Please R&R. NarutoKyuubi. Rated M for Violence and lemons :P. [MF Female Kyuubi] [Complete]

The greatest patriot will do anything for his country and pay any price to protect it. He doesn't care for honor or contempt, nor even if the country deserves his sacrifice. A true patriot never fails. Never. [Not Easy Reading] [Dark Themes]

Forged from the twisted science of Midgar, and tempered by the shadows of Sephiroth, Uzumaki Naruto was power incarnated. Now, before the gates of Konoha, will this fallen angel find his absolution, or will his past haunt him until eternity's end?

What happens when two souls use each other to block out their pain without realizing that maybe it meant something more. NaruAnko. Cowritten with GrimMalice.

."Tenjō Tenge Yuiga Dokuson," Naruto's words were barely a whisper in the biting winds, his Akatsuki cloak flapping wildly about him. "I alone am supreme on Heaven and Earth."

Twentysix years of stories untold. Mitarashi Anko was never a lucky person how she's managed to survive all the years is lost even on her. Let us fill in the blanks. Alternate Reality, Mature Themes, Spoilers. Many different character interactions.

Crack! The death note characters are gathered here to be told of the 'slight' changes to their show. Who will be given a gender change, who will be given a accent? Find Out in WHAT IF DEATH NOTE WAS DUBBED BY 4KIDS?

At the age of seven Naruto has an unpleasant accident with the villagers, that 1 day changes the life of Naruto and the entire elemental nations.What follows is the story of the rise of a legend, one as powerful as the Gods. SuperNaruto. NarutoAnko

It's worse though, some nights she chooses to torture me herself... 1st person, Warnings: beating, sodomy, cutting, suicide

A surprising romance springs from an unlikely source...NaruIno

Renamed from Rebirthing of Clan Uzumaki. Naruto begins to restore Clan Uzumaki and does such by marrying numerous girls. His life is going to be hectic and insane, good thing Naruto has a big heart because with all these women he will need it. NaruHarem!

Naruto finds the waterfall outside Konoha his heaven. When the beautiful Kunoichi of Konoha come and claim it, he may unknowingly be in heaven afterall. NarutoHarem.

Sasuke and Naruto's confrontation has ended, but not without it's costs. Now Naruto must cope with the new destiny and body he has been given. But what will he do and how it will it affect Konoha's future?

Every one always assumes that the curse of Team 7 carries on from Orochimaru to Sasuke, Tsunade to Sakura and Jiraiya to Naruto. But fates are never as simple as that. What if we missed the real threat to Konoha?

AU Original author chidoritotheface: After Naruto fused with Kyuubi at the age of eight, he went to Hell to train. Now he's back and just itching to get his revenge on Konoha. What will happen to the village as Naruto sits and plots its downfall. NaruHina

Naruto and Anko meet in a secluded part of the forest... Naruto X Anko Lemon MA rating.

Looking at my shoes for a moment, a thought crosses my mind: The skyline must have looked the exact same mixed color of black and red when the Kyuubi attacked the village fifteen years ago. [Not your normal Naruto Bday fic]

She was a jounin sensei with compassion in her heart. He was a single parent with a stick up his ass. Will one night of drunkeness be enough to bring them together or is it all just a one time thing? HiaKure. Rated for safety

It's odd, how Temari finds herself bonding with Gaara over the strangest of things. Sickfic.

I laugh, I smile, I’m the epitome of happiness, shouldn’t that be enough? Bend over backwards to make sure they have nothing to worry about. [for Angelfeatherwriter, oneshot]

Elite Jounin Uzumaki Naruto returned victorious from the Sound War. Instead of a hero’s welcome, he is met only with scorn fueled by the fear that the demon he holds at bay is prepping its vessel for revenge against the village that imprisoned it.

The violin is a beautiful instrument and Naruto had once played it well. But that was years ago, when his friends had been alive and he had been sure of his sanity. [slight insanity]

[AU] Inheriting Yondaime's genius and under the tutelage of Jiraiya and Kakashi. Naruto joins the ranks of Konoha's shinobi at a young age to gain the village's acknowledgement and prove he is Yondaime's Legacy. [I dont own Naruto]

Uchiha Itachi takes the necessary steps to make the clan he always wanted.

Hidden from history, there existed a single vampire clan, the Uzamaki clan, but its history is more mystery than that which was foretold. By a turn of events, Naruto is soon to discover just what fate has in store for him. AnkoNaruSaku. OOCness.

Naruto dies but fuses with the Kyuubi for a second chance at life. There is a drawback though. He is six years old. How will the future change with a Naruto who knows what will happen.

[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]

And it will shock the whole world. Crackfic. :P

Finally Updated! Project D meets a new team with skills rivaling their own.

Naruto suddenly has the powers of a half Overlord and part mystic fox before he trains with Jiraiya, in an adventure he and his sister Kyubi will never forget.

Kaoru is a rurouni and an assassin. When she crosses paths with the Battousai, what will happen? Please R&R!

Ambition, fame, respect...the fastest street racer from Tokyo has arrived in the Gunma District. Friendships will be made, races will be won, and a new legend will be born.

What happen's when a girl name Dark Fox gets her own show? Please God have mercy on are souls.

Iketani sees four mysterious cars drive past him on Akina late one night. They are the gaijin group Emerald Fusion and they're in town to face the competition. Are they really a challenge, though...? incomplete, on permanent hiatus. Sorry

the year: 2003 Kenshin and Kaoru are engaged. During rehursal, the rings are stolen. Who stole them and ahy? Kenshin and the Kenshingumi search for the culptit when Kaoru comes up missing and the ransom note demands the Battousai...

AU. After three years with Kenshin, Kaoru takes the worst blow of all. Feeling desperate and lost she looks to the heavens to help her. She makes a wish on that night, while looking up at the eerie moon. Never thinking it could come true. Batt/Kao

Kenshin turns into the Battousai, and is hungry for Kaoru! But does Kaoru want the Battousai, and what does Kenshin think about all of this? Battousai/Kaoru/ Kenshin/Kaoru. One shot now, maybe more later