NAME: Kaishi no Kokuei (Mysterious Death of the Dark Shadow)

GENDER: Male

AGE: 16

NATIONALITY: Filipino

HOBBIES: Hobbies are for the weak and unfocused

APPEARANCE: Short Black forward spike hair, Black eyes, 5'3 200lbs (husky) with a plain black shirt, Army Cargos, and Black/Gray adias kicks

FAVORITE PHASE: "Life is just our imaginations personified but held back on the 'limitations' we perceive as reality, while death is just an end of one dream but the start of another in an endless cycle."~looks blankly at the speaker~

EDITOR:bUbBlY.vAmPiRe.AsSaSsIn(a.k.a. sister 'dearest')-Visit her profile for comic relief

LIKES: I like Chaos, Power, Knowledge, and a whole bunch of dark and evil things that I won't even begin to list...

DISLIKES: Everything...including you (Ha I spit on your very Existence)

FAMILY: bUbBlY.vAmPiRe.AsSaSsIn, Anihime000...my sisters...they are EVIL, PURE EVIL!

ANGEL/DEVIL SHOULDER GUYS (a.k.a. The Advisors): DivineEmperor and Forgottem memories

Well...I'm back...sort of...I'll be on very erratically...but i'm back

Notes/Updates

Check out My C2 it holds some of the best stories I've read and that deserve to be read over and over again. Its called History of the Greatest.

My main focus is basically Lost in the Hourglass so don't really expect me to update my other stories as much. I know you hate me but my other stories were at the time just just made up on the spur of the moment and maybe, due to popular request, will utterly rip apart and redo my old works AFTER I am done with my Original story.

Lost in the Hourglass - Chapter 6 - 79 percent done (7900 of the 10,000+ words)(Waiting on Beta and Editor)

Shattered Reality - Chapter 3 - 10 percent done (Semi-Haitus)

The End of Shinobi - Chapter 2 - 05 percent done (Semi-Haitus)

I did...WHAT!! - Chapter 3 - 10 percent done (Semi-Haitus)

SHORT RANT

Ok I hate Yaoi, Shonenai, Slash, and MPreg...I mean WHAT THE FREAKING FUCK. Male Pregnancy what dip shit would write that crap...I mean the Male body can't give birth...I MEAN YOU LEARN ABOUT THIS SHIT IN SCHOOL.

You twisted little shits what the fuck have you been smoking to even come up with pieces of crap like that.

Update:

Alright...science has just betrayed me...stupid freaking transexuals...But still WHAT THE FUCK!...Their is now a pregnant man...who was originally a woman...I guess that would work...Damn I feel sorry for that kid...

Shit has just gotten to weird...

Ok I said my Two cents on some of the more disturbing Fics out there

I have to give props to most of the people on my Fav Author's list ... they made some really good shit to put it bluntly...so check that out!

Future Ideas

(Don't Steal if you want to use it ask me!)

The Alchemic Fox - Full Metal Crossover

The Kyubi and the Biju are not actually demons. The Kyubi is the byproduct of a Philosopher's's Stones becoming sentient and the rest of the biju are pieces of the Kyubi fused with an element. During the Battle at the valley of the end Kyubi opens up the Gateway and Naruto get sucked into the world of FMA

Pairings - I'm looking toward a Naruto/Riza/Rose type of pairing.

Naruto: Time Redux - Naruto AU

This is not you typical Naruto Time Travel Fic. Canon-Naruto's mind is sent into the past by some freak accident in his fight against Kazuku. Now stuck in the past with all his memories Naruto tries to right the wrong...but being Naruto he completely fucks everything up! Plus added to his problems is a Female Kitsune lady following him around...who is coicidentally looking for a mate!

Pairings - Naruto/Harem

Stepping into a Mirror - Naruto AU

Ok here's a twist for you...13 year old Naruto one day wakes up in the past...specifically four years into the past. Normally you would look at this as a blessing having four years knowledge of the future. Well not Naruto and expecially not if you wake up in the body of Uchiha Sasuke...and most of all having to look after the female version of yourself running around.

Pairings - Naruto/Harem

Adaptability - Naruto AU

Naruto has a bloodline...the ability to adapt. Watch Naruto become stronger by getting the ever living shit constantly beat out of him...then watch him lay the pain back like a Kyubi-reincarnate. Then finally watch him achieve peace...then have it shattered certain people try to get their hands on it.

Pairings - Naruto/Harem

All Seeing Eyes - Naruto AU

Naruto since he was young had the ability to see the true nature of a person. Then he had a chance to see the visiting Kumo Ambassadors. Naruto then interferres with the Kidnpping of Hinata and Hanabi hyuga. Halting the Kumo-nins long enough for the Konoha ANBU to come. By Hyuga Clan law Naruto it to be wed by the Two Heiress

Pairings - Naruto/Hinata/Hanabi

Uzumaki Naruto: The Spiral Master - Naruto AU

When Naruto first learned the Rasengan it set off a trail of event that would give birth to Konoha's Spiral Master. Naruto from one move would create a vast and powerful arsenal of moves all on par with the genius of the Yondaime. Using the Rasengan as his basis watch him shock the world and make the Impossible...possible!

Pairings - Naruto/ Yugito

Faded Memories - Bleach Crossover

I have memories of event that didn't happen. I had friends that don't exist. Why can I do these things? I thought when I met Rukia exerythng would be explained...are they even connected? If so what is that monster that haunts my dreams...it's not a hollow. Who am I? Am I Kurosaki Ichigo...or Uzumaki Naruto?

Pairings - Ichigo(Naruto)/Harem

The Three Continents: Rebirth of the Guardians - Naruto AU

The three continents are once again in peril as an ancient evil awakens. The long slumbering guardians must awake. The Nine Beast of Hell, The Six Knights of Earth, and the Three Kings of Heaven. Each of the Guardians lay sleeping in their repective lands. The Kings in the Galel Lands, the Knights in the Mana Mountains, and the Beast in the Shinobi Nations. Divided they shall fall, United they shall make the gods themselves tremble.

Pairings - Unknown for Now

AIM Address:

KageArashi000

E-Mail Address:

KageArashi000@

Other Things about Me

I am alone on my view of the world...

The Earth itself is doomed Mankind is just speeding up the process at which destruction occurs

I am considered a sadist (...which means delight in cruelty or excessive cruelty...) well by todays standards anyway but I mean really who does not enjoy a person make a fool of themselves in front of others

I am ...surprisingly NOT EMO...i just look at the darker side of things and take a indifference stand on most things

The world in general hates everything that lives on it surface because everything in a parasite leeching off it

My sister is special...

Life Morals

1. The world is not nice so be not so nice to the world

2. You can mess up the world all you want because it won't affect you ... it will affect the people 20 years after your death

3. You do not mess with me or otherwise I will commit horrors and atrocities upon you being of which mankind has ever seen or heard of before

4. I can kill in so many ways that you wouldn't even dare to begin dreaming of...

5a. If you offend me I will kick you in you balls ... repeatedly until you pass out crying like a little bitch

5b. If you are lacking the male reproductive organ and of the opposite sex I will then proceed to mental torture you until you mind snaps from the pressure

6. I live life by my own rules of existence

7. Where you see a baby being born I see the potential existence of person who will utterly make my life Hell or relatively peaceful

Inspirational Quotes or Sayings

" Veni Vidi Vici" ~Caesar

"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later. " ~ Mitch Hedberg

"Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored." ~George Saunders

"Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other." ~John F. Kennedy

"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome." ~Isaac Asimov

"Life is a long lesson in humility." ~ James M. Barrie

"The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive." ~Robert Heinlein

"In a mad world only the mad are sane." ~Akira Kurosawa

"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." ~Albert Einstein

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." Hunter S. Thompson

"I really don't trust a sane person." ~Lyle Alzado

"There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line." ~Oscar Levant

"I am no more humble than my talents require." ~Oscar Levant

"We have, I fear, confused power with greatness." ~Stewart L. Udall

"Be modest! It is the kind of pride least likely to offend." ~Jules Renard

"Pride is a powerful narcotic, but it doesn't do much for the auto-immune system." ~Stuart Stevens

"So little time and so little to do." ~Oscar Levant

"Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting." ~John Russell

"There is no great genius without some touch of madness." ~Seneca

"Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win." ~Sun-Tzu

"If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?" ~ Harry Shearer

"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat." ~John Lehman

"Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely." ~Lord Acton

"Knowledge is power." ~Francis Bacon

"We thought, because we had power, we had wisdom." ~Stephan Vincent Benet

"Pride sullies the noblest character." ~Claudianus

"Every day you may make progress. Every step may be fruitful. Yet there will stretch out before you an ever-lengthening, ever-ascending, ever-improving path. You know you will never get to the end of the journey. But this, so far from discouraging, only adds to the joy and glory of the climb." ~Sir William Churchill

"Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away." ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery

"Artists who seek perfection in everything are those who cannot attain it in anything." ~Eugene Delacriox

"Perfectionism is simply putting a limit on your future. When you have an idea of perfect in your mind, you open the door to constantly comparing what you have now with what you want. That type of self criticism is significantly deterring." ~John Eliot

"Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem more afraid of life than death." ~James F. Byrnes

"Death may be the greatest of all human blessings." ~Socrates

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance." ~Socrates

STORIES:

Lost In the Hourglass

Summary- Three worlds all interconnected if the balance is tipped they it is the end for all life. A tale of a smarter Naruto who battles evil in the three worlds and a puppet master whos controls all the strings. Crossover with Inuyasha and Final Fantasy 7

Pairings- Naruto/ Fem. Haku/ Oc/ Younger Aerith

More to come later...

Shattered Reality

Summary - Naruto is killed in the battle with Sasuke but stalled longer enough for Kakashi to catch up and return Sasuke to Konoha. A couple weeks after a short silver haired 8 year old kid appears just out side of Konoha. Travels with Naruto who explains his tale of his ... SECOND DEATH!! How will Naruto deal with being a kid again in the same lifetime as his former friends.

Pairings - Naruto/ Hanabi

Hinata/ Kiba

Neji/ Tenten

Shikamaru/ Ino

More to come later...

The End of Shinobi

Summary - The time of the Ninja has come to pass as they mastery over their elements cause the land to split as the Age of the Benders arrive. Naruto who had been sealed away for a hundred Centuries to protect Humanity has been awakened to once again fight.

Pairings- Maybe Naruto/Toph/Ty Lee/Azula

Zuko/ Jin

Sokka/ Mai

Aang/ Katara

Maybe more later

I did...WHAT!!

Summary - What if Naruto learned more than one technique from the forbidden scroll...what would the consequences be of such actions? It would be MASSIVE so amazingly big it will alter reality. Watch Naruto grow into...well into Naruto or some ultimately strong ninja on a sugar overdose. Read and Review

Pairings- none right now

http:///wiki/Naruto -basically everything you need to know bout naruto

http:// - Another great Naruto site

http:///cgi-bin/j-e/dict -all your Japanese needs