HEY EVERYONE MY NAME IS AMANDA BUT U ALREADY KNOW THAT IM KIDDING ANYWAYS THIS IS MY PROFILE SO WELCOME EVERYONE

Age:36

Country:USA ALL THE WAY

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

There's no book me

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

PILLOWS

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

DAYS OF OUR LIVES

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

1:30 A.M.

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 1:40 A.M.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

COUNTY MUSIC IM GETTING SLEEPY JUST LISTENING

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

FEW HOURS AGO IT WAS CHILLY BUT HEY ITS STILL SUMMER

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Fanfiction

9. What are you wearing?

Black top with gems on it red pants and no shoes hello i told you its still summer

10. Did you dream last night?

not sure

11. When did you last laugh?

long time ago

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

lighthouses and nuthin else

13. Seen anything weird lately?

nope

14. What do you think of this survey?

alright

15. What is the last movie you saw?

Um, I watched the CATS movie but the last movie I saw at the movies was Shrek the final chapter

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

the rights to Cats the Musical control of John Partridge, Jacob Brent, and Michael Gruber is that too much to ask

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: well since i dnt know you so i dnt think i will tell you as this deals with my past and im not ready to spread that around on the Internet

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I have no idea.

19. George Bush: idiot

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Christina

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Nathan

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Yes...but I get homesick...but I'd do it.

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37 Secrets About Yourself.
Be honest no matter what.

1) Have you ever been asked out?
Yes.

2) Where did you get your default picture?
Um...the internet

3) What's your middle name?
Alice

4) Your current relationship status?
Single

5) Does your crush like you back?
I don’t have a crush...

6) What is your current mood?
Sleepy

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?
White with flower print

8) What color shirt are you wearing?
black

9) Missing something?
Not really, no...

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
there is one thing but i cant say

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what? A JELLICLE

12) Ever had a near death experience?
NO

13) Something you do a lot?
Um, Read, watch T.V, listen to the radio and talk on the phone

14) The song stuck in your head?
RUM TUM TUGGER *HE'S HOT NOT AS HOT AS MUNKUSTRAP* did i just say that out loud whoops

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?
HumanGuineaPig

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

17) When was the last time you cried?
its been a while

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
not really

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?
zap lightning

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
eyes definetly

21) What do you usually order from starbucks?
double chocolate chip frap

22) What's your biggest secret?
cant say if i did it wouldnt be a secret

23) Favorite color?
Red, Black, Baby Blue, Deep Purple, Silver

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?
not really

25) What are you?
American

26) Do you speak any other language?
I can kinda speak Spanish

27) What's your favorite smell?
Morning Glory

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?
Psycho

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?
Nope.

30) What are you thinking about right now?
I cant wait to be done with 9/11

31) What should you be doing?
sleeping

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
no one

33) Do you like working in the yard?
NO!

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? I like the one I have :D

35) Do you act differently around the person you like ?
I don't like anybody like that...but if I'm around newer people I'm pretty shy.

36) What is your natural hair color?
Three-tone brown with red and blond natural highlights

37) Who was the last person to make you cry? no one in a while

copy and paste this in your profile if you against child abuse

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Fill in character #5 first- makes it easier

No character should be listed twice

You must answer the question, even if you are disgusted.

Delete the previous person's answers, fill in your own, and copy into your profile

Name of book/movie: CATS

1. female character: Victoria

2. another female character: Tantomile

3. Character with gender opposite yours: Mistoffelees

4. Another character with gender opposite yours: Rum Tum Tugger

5. favorite character: Munkustrap

6. male character: Pouncival

7. character with your gender: Electra

8. another male character: Tumblebrutus

9. another character with your gender: Bombalurina

10. any other character: Asparagus

Now answer these questions:

1. Have you read a 5/10 fic before?

No

you think 3 is hot? How Hot?

VERY VERY HOT MUY CALIENTE

3.What would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?

I DNT THINK PLATO WOULD LIKE THAT

you recall any good fics about nine?

NOPE

5.Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?

possibly

6. 4/8 or 4/9?

tugger and tumble never tugger and bomba probably

7.What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 in a secret relationship?

she would go nuts

8.Make summary of at least 20 words for a 6/2 fic.

she would kill him (sorry cant think of anymore)

there such a thing as a 4/10 romance story?

nope

10. Suggest a title for a 1/5 hurt/comfort fic.

I could never love you

11.What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted 1?

Tugger shows victoria he can really dance

12. Does anyone on your friends list read 7 and 9 slash?

i doubt it

13.If you wrote a songfic for number ten, what song would you use?

the cat who sat on the throne of a king

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Nick, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Nick
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

MY 9 NAMES (For all of these I have used my Fanfiction name. Not my real one.)

1. YOUR REAL NAME:

Amanda

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
(first 4 letters of real name izzle)

Amanizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:

(favorite color and favorite animal)

Red Jellicle

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
(your middle name and the street you live on)

Alice Hackberry or Hackberry Alice

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)

Smiam

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:
(Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite soda)

Black dr. pepper

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME:
(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any
letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd
letter of dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, and
last letter of your mom's middle name)

Milcyjn (very weird)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
(both parents' middle names)

Marie Ray or Ray Marie

9. YOUR GOTH NAME:
(Black and the name of one of your pets)

Black Honey

10. YOUR NOBODY NAME:
(Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go)

Danmaax

You Say Pink

I Say Black
You Say Paris Hilton
I Say Fall Out Boy
You Say Zac Efron
I Say Gerard Butler
You Say Pop
I Say Rock
You Say I'm Weird
I Say Thank You!
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE!

here is my OC for my story that im working on as we speak

Name: Angelique prefers Angel

Gender: Queen

Breed: Tabby

Stray or Housecat: Stray

Mate: Munkustrap

Appearance: light gray with black stripes like tiger stripes surrounding her body that turn gray as they cross her white stomach, she has black stripes going through her headfur her ears are gray with white stripes through them she has one white paw and three gray ones her face is white she has a small gray spot on her forhead shaped like a heart with a halo over it with wings on the heart and a small black patch of fur shaped like a bowtie at her neck.

Choose your 6 favourite cats, in no particular order. (Remove mine!)

1)Munkustrap

2)Mistoffelees

3)Bombalurina

4)Tugger

5)Jemima

6)Tantomile

(1) and (5) are related. How so and what have they in common (at least one)?

Jemima is Munks baby sister and they both have amazing singing voices

Imagine that (2) is a thief. Some items are left lying around, but (2) they can only steal one item. Which one is it? The items are as follows: Argentine joint, a string of (fake) pearls, a wristwatch, a mini Peke statue and an old book.
Misto is a thief? Weird but, okay. he would take the old book cause he is so smart

(2) and (3) are caught by (1) together in a deserted spot. Although they say that (3) is comforting (2), the expressions on their faces tell another story. What is the real reason for their being alone and what does (1) think the real reason is?
misto has just told bomba that he loves munk and is afraid to tell him cause he doesnt know how munk will take to knowing that

(3) and (4) are best of friends, but have a little tiff when it comes to light that (3) is wanting to mate with (5), whom (4) likes. (5), however, is torn between the two, although (2) catches their eye. What happens next?
Bombalurina and Tugger are best friends, but have a little tiff when it comes to light that Bomba is wanting to mate with Jemima, whom Tugger likes as a friend. Misto, however, is torn between the two, loving Bomba, but not wanting to loose his friendship with Tugger, although Demeter catches his eye. This is very weird but, here goes. Misto realizes that Bomba is just a big flirt, and asks Tantomile to be his mate.

Continuing the previous scenario, (5) loves (2) and (2) secretly admires (5). What happens when (1), (3) and (4) find out that (5) loves (2)?
Misto lovesJemima and Jemima secretly admires Misto.What happens when Munkustrap, Bombalurina, and Tugger find out that Misto loves Jemima. Hmmmm? Munk is happy for his little sister and tells her to go ahead and be with misto and bomba and tugger helps misto get Jemima

(6) has been chosen to go to the Heaviside Layer. Who will rejoice most and why? (Keep in mind that is it an honour for Jellicles to be chosen to go to Heaviside.)
Tantoile has been chosen to go to the Heavyside Layer. Coricopat Misto will be happy that she is choosen though they will miss her

CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats (The Musical) is awesome, copy this to your profile. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

PLEASE READ THIS

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong

Choose your 6 favorite cats, in no particular order. (Remove mine!)
1. The Rum Tum Tugger
2. Mistoffeeles
3. Munkustrap
4. Mungojerrie
5. Coricopat
6. Tumblebrutus


(1) and (3) have two kittens. What do they look like and what are their names?

... LOL. Tugger and Munk have kittens one is a girl that has black and yellow stripes along her sides and back and lepard spots down her white stomach and chest her name is Angelina or Angel her brother Ciscero has a black and silver mane with black fur with silver silver stripes along his chest

(4), (5), and (6) are all competing for (2)'s affections. Who wins?

Mungojerrie Coricopat and Tumblebrutus are all fighting for Mistoffeeles affection who will win?
why Coricopat of course Perfect!

(6) has to cut off a leg of one of the other 5 cats. Who do they choose and which leg do they sever?

Tumblebrutus as a dare cuts off the right leg of Mungojerrie Mungo screams at such a botched up job that he dies a slow and painful death *damn i didnt want to kill him sorry mungo*

(1) and (4). Who is more likely to have a chance with (5)?

Tugger versus Mungojerrie. Tugger, of course, cause Cori and him have been together for a long time and no one knew.

I would like that.

(5) creeps into (1) and (3)s den to find them about to pour water over (2). (4) and (6) make a loud noise coming to see what's happening, and those three have to decide to wake (2) or help (1) and (3). What happens next?

Coricopat sneaks into Munkustraps and Tuggers den and find them about to pour water all over Mistoffeeles Tumble and Mungo make so much noise coming to see what happens that Cori decides to wake Misto to see what he would do to Tugger and Munk

Choose a non-ALW song to describe (2) and (3)s relationship.

Munk and Misto...Dreaming of you by Selena

(1) discovers their mate, (4), doesn't love them anymore- they love (6). (6), however, secretly fancies (2). (2) proclaims their love for (3), but (3) and (5) are happily together, except (5) keeps on dreaming of (1)...
If they all went on Oprah, who would cry first?

Tugger discovers his mate, Mungojerrie, doesn't love him anymore. He loves Tumble. Tumble, however, secretly fancies Misto. Misto proclaims his love for Munk, but Munk and Cori are happily together, except Coricopat keeps dreaming of Tugger...

Munk would cry first since he really loves cori but soon would get over it when Misto turns his affection to him

(4) is about to kill everyone on your list (don't ask why...). Who do they start with?

NO ONE HE DROPS THE KNIFE WHEN HE REALIZES HE CANT DO IT

1. Mistoffelees
2. Rumpleteazer
3. Rum Tum Tugger
4. Munkustrap
5. Cassandra
6. Coricopat
7. Tantomile
8. Bombalurina
9. Alonzo
10. Exotica

Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?

Munk invites Bomba and Tugger over to his house for dinner in hopes that when their there they will get together and mate with each other at the next jellicle ball unfortunatly what ends up happening is that tugger admits he is in love with munk and they get together and bomba ends up with pounce.

You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?

I'd stay at Misto's place, because he's awesome. 'Nough said.

Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?

Teazer and Tanto are making out when exotica walks in exotica is shocked at first and then just agrees with it as she is happy for tanto her sister.

Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?

Tugger falls in love with Cori and Bomba is jealous she tries to use her sex appeal to get tugger back but it backfires on her and she just admits defeat and gets with pounce.

Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, or seven?

Munk jumps me in the alley teazer exotica and tanto all try to rescue me but then backs off when they realize munk and i are mates and he was just playfully tackling me.

One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?

Misto starts a cooking show. He finishes his first episode, when, fifteen minutes later, people realize that it was all an illusion, and applaud him on one of his greatest tricks yet.

Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?

Tugger has to marry Bomba, Munk or Alonzo. He hates bomba for hurting him one too many times and doesnt like alonzo since alonzo has tried to rape him so he marries munk to help him with his nightmares.

Nine arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding? What happens and why were they late?

Alonzo is late to teazer and Tantos wedding they at first are mad till they realize he had to got to the hospital cause his mate cassandra had just given birth to their kittens.

Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

Cassandra and Alonzo get drunk and end up at my house passed out they wake up with huge hangovers and realize that they are wearing a tux and wedding gown and both have rings on cassandra screams and then passes out alonzo does the same realizing that his mate demeter is going to kill him

Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?

Alonzo murders Tugger because he wouldnt sleep with him Teazer retalliates by killing Cassandra in a fit of rage.

Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves

Cori and Mistoffelees are in mortal danger. They both decide that since they are magic they can make themself disappear and do just that.

Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?

Bomba and Tugger go camping, forget the food and decide to go fishing. When that doesn't work, they eat the berries around them and die of poisoning.

Five is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does Nine do?

Cassandra gets in a car accident. Alonzo rushes to the scene of the crime and tries to help and ends up killing cassandra. (sorry cassandra you didnt deserve to die)

The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up?

Teazer and Tanto are doing wonderfully they have a family that they raise and they also are happy together they have help with kittens from tugger and misto who got together.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.(does that even make sense?)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

THE CATS OATH!

I promise to remember Tugger

When I see a Super Star

I promise to remember Jenny and Jelly or Munkustrap

When my mum says "Don't go to far"

I promise to remember the kittens,

When I'm playing around

I promise to remember Bustopher Jones,

When I'm around town

I promise to remember Mistoffelees

When I see a magical trick,

I promise to remember Pounce and Tumble

When my brother gives me a flick

I promise to remember Skimble

When I am on a train

I promise to remember Cori and Tanto

When I wonder if I'm insanse.

I promise to remember Grizabella,

Who taught me how to Rhyme,

I promise to remember Old Deutoromy

When it is my time.

COPY AND PASTE TO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU SWEAR TO TAKE THIS OATH (made by Calanarie)

me: so you all enjoying my profile so far well i guess with my crazy mind you never know

munku: *pops in looking sexy as always* what am i doing here

me: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MUNKUSTRAP *glomps munku and kisses him sees demeter and clutches munku and hisses* back off coward this tom is mine

demeter: give me back my mate

me: girl please go back to alonzo he is the one you want *holds munku tightly and purrs softly as munku hugs me*

demeter: munk you love me

munku: not really demeter you are too much of a coward for me *i smile softly while still on top of munku*

Randy*pops in* mandy i thought you loved me

me: *looks like a deer caught in the headlights* um oh i do love you randy i do but i also love munku is that wrong

Randy: boy back off my viperess

munku: look here viper this is my angel so you back off

me: what do i do i have two men fighting over me who do i love more

munku and randy: fighting

misto and cori: *pops in* munksangelqueen are you ok

me: i guess but now munku and randy are fighting over me and i dont know who i love more i love them both

misto: its ok munksangelqueen you will know who you love *hugs me as i cry*

cori: BOTH OF YOU STOP CANT YOU SEE SHE IS CRYING

munku and randy: *looks and sees me crying* randy: this is all your fault munku: dont think so viper

me: oh well i guess ill go for both *tackles both and makes out with them both* back off demeter and Sam these two are mine and no you can't have them

Why Women Rule!

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

PERSONAL OPINIONS

SEXIEST MEN ON THE PLANET: The Undertaker, Rey Mysterio, Shawn Michaels, Kane, and Sting, A.J. Styles, Samoa Joe, Michael Gruber (plays Munkustrap in the film production of Cats), Jacob Brent (plays Mr. Mistoffolees in the film production of Cats), and John Partridge (plays The Rum Tum Tugger in the film production of Cats), Tommi Sliiden (plays Coricopat in the film production of Cats, Drew Varley (plays Mungojerrie in the film production of Cats) Leland Chapman from Dog the Bounty Hunter, Randy Orton, John Cena, Evan Bourne, Mark Harmon (plays Special Agent Gibbs on the TV show NCIS), Michael Weatherly (plays Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo on the TV show NCIS), Kazarian, Jeff Hardy, Steve Burton (plays Jason Morgan on General Hospital), Finn Balor

SEXIEST THING A MAN CAN WEAR: tattoos

BEST ACTRESSES EVER: Christina Ricci, Anne Hathaway, Jennifer Garner, Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, Lucy Liu, Sandra Bullock, Julia Roberts

BEST ACTORS EVER: Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Channing Tatum, Mike Meyers, Eddie Murphy, Antonio Banderas, Geoffrey Rush, John Cena

BEST MOVIES EVER: Pirates of the Caribbean1,2,3,4 Addams Family, Addams Family Values, Princess Diaries 1&2, and Ella Enchanted, A Cinderella Story, Step Up, She's The Man, Cats, The Marine

COOLEST TV SHOWS EVER: Smackdown, Raw, Dragon Ball Z, Dukes of Hazzard, The Nanny, Daria, Sailor Moon, ECW, TNA Impact, Inu-yasha, NCIS

FAVORITE DBZ CHARACTER: Mirai Trunks

SECOND FAVORITE DBZ CHARACTER: Gohan

FAVORITE SAILOR MOON CHARACTER: Sailor Saturn

SECOND FAVORITE SAILOR MOON CHARACTER: Sailor Pluto

FAVORITE DARIA CHARACTER: Daria Morgandorffer

SECOND FAVORITE DARIA CHARACTER: Jane Lane

FAVORITE INUYASHA CHARACTER: TIE: Inuyasha and Sesshomaru

SECOND FAVORITE INUYASHA CHARACTER: Sango

FAVORITE NCIS CHARACTER: Abigail Sciuto

SECOND FAVORITE NCIS CHARACTER: TIE: Leroy Jethro Gibbs and Ziva David

FAVORITE BackstreetBoys(in order): Howie, A.J., Brian, Nick, and Kevin

FAVORITE WRESTLERS:Undertaker, Kane, Rey Mysterio,Sting,Shane, Stephanie, and Linda Mcmahon, the Rock, Kevin Nash, Shawn Michaels, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Kofi Kingston, Torrie Wilson, Goldberg, Rob Van Dam, Jacquline, Stacy Keibler, Faarooq, Chris Benoit (Rest In Peace), Billy Gunn, Billy Kidman, Ultimo dragon, Hardcore Holly, Eugene, John Cena, Shelton Benjamin, Christy Hemme, Victoria (Tara), Lilian Garcia, Batista, Paul London, Shannon Moore, Theodore Long, Dawn Marie, Sharmell, Miss Jackie, Michelle McCool, Gail Kim, Jeff Hardy, Owen Hart (Rest In Peace), Bret Hart, The Hurricane, Juventud Guerrera, Nathan Jones, Ivory, Charlie Haas, Eddie Guerrero (Rest In Peace), Kevin Thorn, Ariel, Tommy Dreamer, Sandman, Sabu, Kelly Kelly, Layla, Brooke Adams (Brooke Tessmacher), C.M. Punk, Samoa Joe, Roxxi Laveaux, LAX, Traci Brooks, Trish Stratus, Lita, Candice Michelle, ODB, Cherry, Karen Angle, Shark Boy, Brian Kendrick, Matt Morgan, Abyss, A.J. Styles, Christian, Taylor Wilde, Daffney, Sensantional Sherry (Rest In Peace), "The Mouth of the South" Jimmy Hart, Rowdy Roddy Piper(Rest In Peace), Triple H, Chyna(Rest In Peace), Super Crazy, Brother Ray, Brother Dvon, Suicide, Daniels, "Macho Man" Randy Savage(Rest In Peace), Elizabeth (Rest In Peace), Melina, Maria, Brie Bella, Nikki Bella, Mickie James, Eve Torres, Tiffany, Alicia Fox, Natalya, Lauren, Jenna Morasca, Evan Bourne, Cryme Tyme, R-Truth, Sarita, Bobby Lashley, Hamada, Matt Hardy, "The British Bulldog" Davey Boy Smith (Rest in Peace), David Hart Smith, Tyson Kidd, Jim "the Anvil" Neidhart, Rosita, Kharma, Randy Orton, John Morrison, Crimson, Velvet Sky, Angelina Love, Winter, Zack Ryder, Yoshi Tatsu, Finn Balor

ANY OTHER WRESTLER THAT IS NOT NAMED HERE OBVIOUSLY I HATE THEM AND I HAVE SOME HATED WRESTLERS

FAVORITE CHARACTERS OF THE MUSICAL CATS: Munkustrap, Mistoffolees, The Rum Tum Tugger, Cassandra, Rumpleteazer, Mungojerrie, Victoria, Grizabella, Jemima, Coricopat, Tantomile, Old Deuteronomy, Exotica, Electra, Etcetera, Bombalurina, Demeter, Plato, Jellylorum, Jennyanydots, Skimbleshanks, Alonzo, Macavity

ANY OTHER CATS NOT INCLUDED HERE I MUST NOT LIKE BUT I DO LIKE THEM ALL I JUST HAVE ALOT OF FAVEORITES

HEY GUYS THANKS FOR STOPPING BY MY PROFILE HOPE YOU ALL HAD FUN AND REMEMBER CATS ARE PEOPLE TOO THEY JUST HAVE CLAWS THAT CAN SCRATCH