*Disclaimer: I do not own any of the works I write fanfiction of.

Hi!

So first of all, I want you all to know I love you and appreciate you very much! You mean so much to me. I wouldn't have published all these stories had it not been for you guys, so please don't think I take you for granted!! :)

I love to write, and my - signature style, if you will - is turning tough characters into puddles of goo :3 Love the fluff!

~:~ Hiatuses are unpredictable. I apologize ~:~

I do appreciate any sort of comments on my stories, but if you really hate what I write... why are you even here??

~:~ And I do hope that you enjoy my stories as much as I like to write them!

Happy Reading!! :)

*Update on current stories (or stories you might be wantin' to know about) - June 2020

A Little, Teeny, Tiny, Minor Accident - //chapters to be replaced

An Eternity with You : partial hiatus

I Dreamed a Dream : indefinite hiatus - but I guess it wouldn't take a rocket scientist to figure that out :(

It's a small village, Gaston : partial hiatus

Royal Life under the Mountain : hiatus - recently ran into old pages, so update is possible

Thorin : indefinite hiatus - I have the stuff.. I just don't know how to make it pretty

NEW STORIES: Most new stories published have been waiting in line for at least two years :)

~:~ Favorite Quotes ~:~

"You keep making tea. Every surface is covered with mugs of tea and coffee. I go to make myself some tea and I can't. There's no mugs. There's no tea. It's all been made! And you can't even drink it. No, no. Y-y-you can't drink it, you keep making it!" *maniacal laugh* "Oh my god! IT'S DRIVING ME INSANE!" - George Sands

"Were you in love with her? Did you honestly think she'd want you?" - Gaston

"Look at her! Look at this one! Lots of... SPUNK! More than you! More than YOU!" - Haymitch Abernathy

"I'm not an idiot, Dr Brennan. I took chemistry." - FBI Special Agent Aubrey

"Hey, what happened to that lieutenant you was telling me about?" - Bill Hickock

"I made a promise, Mister Frodo. A promise. Don't you leave 'im, Samwise Gamgee. And I don't mean to. I don't mean to." - Samwise Gamgee

"I haven't a clue who put your name in the Goblet of Fire, but whoever did is no friend to you. People die in this tournament." - Sirius Black

"You've seen a ship with black sails that's crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that hell itself spat him back out..?" - Mulroy
"No." - Murtogg
"No."
"But I have seen a ship with black sails.."
"Oh, a no ship that's not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that hell itself spat him back could possibly have black sails therefore could possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl, is that what you're saying?"
*nods head* "No."
"Like I said, there's no real ship that can match the Intercept...or."

"You wish then that our positions had been exchanged. That I had died and Boromir had lived." - Faramir

"I will take her even if he hangs." - Colonel Fitzwilliam
"HOW DARE YOU!" - Mr Darcy

"Rory? Rory! Always with the Rory!" - The 11th Doctor

"Oh we were more than brothers." - Dumbledore (CoG)

"There are no such things as these beasts or talking teacups... or magic! But there are wolves, frostbite, and starvation!" - Gaston

"Alright, yes, that's what I'll do. I'll tell you a story." - 11th Doctor

"One day, when all this is over, we'll be a proper family again. You'll see." - Sirius Black

"I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means no." - Captain Barbossa

"Funny, the damage a silly little book can do. Especially in the hands of a silly, little girl. What are you doing? Stop! NO!" - Tom Riddle

"Come, sing me a song." - Denethor

"Oh, sh*t." - Haymitch
"C-can he do that?" - Cinna
"He can't. But he did." - Haymitch

"You're a fool, Harry Potter, and you will lose everything." - Lord Voldemort

"Newt!" - Jacob Kowalski

"Now, what would three young Gryffindors such as yourselves be doing inside, on a day like this? People will start to think you're... up to something." - Professor Snape

"Anne Shirley, what in the heck are you doing?" - Gilbert Blythe

"Wait till you see it." - Bible
"See what?" - Norman
"What a man can do to another man." - Bible

"There's an... inn. There's an inn. There's a merry ol' inn beneath an ol' grey hill. And there they brewed a beer so brown the man in the moon himself came down one night to drink his fill!" - Bofur

"You think they're for you? I can do a deal with you all by myself, thank you very much." - Ulysses Klaue

"A wolf and a star. What does that mean?" - Larry Talbot
"I thought you said you were psychic." - Gwen Conliffe
"Oh, I am, but this is only wood and silver, and it hasn't blue eyes." - Larry

"Ladies things. Do you wanna take a look? I don't mind." - Queenie
"Oh good gravy, no." - Abernathy

"Don't forget me." - Gilbert Blythe

"Maybe you should take a second look. Some of us have changed." - Gaston

"Gents. Take a walk." - Captain Barbossa
"..not to the boats?" - Captain Jack

"I know your face. Eowyn." - Theoden

"Stirrings." - Captain Jack Sparrow
"Stirrings? What like feelings, you mean?" - Gibbs
"No no no no, not quite all the way to feelings. More like... alright, feelings. Damn you."
"And you left her still. Ooh, that's low."
"Thank you."

"A broken clock is right two times a day, mon ami." - Lumiere

"I'm wasted on cross country! We dwarves are natural sprinters! Very dangerous over short distances!" - Gimli

"It's happened. And apparently it's happened again. I finally have a case of lupus." - Dr. House

"Y'all need to keep me in a bubble cuz I'm just gonna keep writing new stories on new ships and ain't never gonna finish the old ones!" - Me :)