Hi!! Interview a sarcastic demon here…

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Main OTP: Jovencorn/Lasershire

if you ever need help with a SmoshGames FanFiction, feel free to PM me!!

ICON PICTURE ISN'T MINE. I FOUND IT ON GOOGLE.

VALENTINES DAY QUOTE:

"Love is the most beautiful thing to have, hardest thing to earn and most painful thing to lose."

OTP Thirteen Questions: Jovencorn

1.)Who cooks normally? •Jovenshire
2.)How often do they fight? •They have petty arguments very often, but rarely have big blowouts.
3.)What do they do when they’re away from each other? • Text each other funny things.

4.)Nicknames for each other? •Other than Jovenshire and Lasercorn? Jo and Davey.
5.)Who is more likely to pay for dinner? • Lasercorn; he will glare at Joven if he tries.
6.)Who steals the covers at night? • Lasercorn; he does it so Joven will have to cuddle him to keep warm.
7.)What would they get each other for gifts? • Jovenshire would get him credits for a game; Lasercorn would get him Batman merchandise.
8.)Who kissed who first? • Joven did; he then became so embarrassed that he wouldn’t talk to Lasercorn until David hunted him down.
9.)Who made the first move? • Lasercorn beat him at CoD and made him come to dinner with him.
10.)Who remembers things? • Joven
11.)Who started the relationship? •Neither; Sohinki and Mari locked them in a closet ‘til they made out. (LOL GET IT?? NO?? OKAY.)

12.)Who cusses more? •Both curse like sailors.

13.)What would they do if the other one was hurt? • Blame themselves, spend hours together and buy each other their favorite things.

I don't know if this is a thing but i am making it!!! I NOMINATE XxUnwrittenxX and JelloProdigy to do the OTP 13 questions.

QUOTES TO LIVE BY

1.) Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

2.) Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

3.) When other little girls wanted to be ballerinas, I kind of wanted to be a VAMPIRE.

4.) Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kind of like pirates vs. ninjas, but cooler

5.) Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

6.) Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?

7.) If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?

8.) "Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

9.) "Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

10.) “A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” – Unknown

11.) “Everyone is entitled to his or her own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” – Unknown

12.) “He who laughs last didn't get it.” – Unknown

13.) Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.

14.) Oh god! They took my freaking kidney!

15.) When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

16.) I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

17.) There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

18.) Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head

19.) "Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

20.) Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think its Collin.

21.) Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

22.) You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

23.) They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly I think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," I don't think many people would be dead...

24.) I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

25.) Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make him or her public

26.) Guns don't kill people. I do.

27.) A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

28.) He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.

29.) My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

30.) Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

31.) Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

32.) The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

33.) The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.

34.) Assassinations are an extreme form of censorship.

35.) You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

36.) I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the Internet

37.) I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

38.) I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have

39.) Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

40.) Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

41.) Bella: Don't make me bite you! Me: So, you're a cannibal?

42.) Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

43.) AV is Addicted to Vampires

44.) There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

45.) 'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

46.) I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

47.) Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!

48.) I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

49.) Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again

50.) To put it nicely, I hope you choke

51.) It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

52.) I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

53.) If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

54.) The evil gnomes poked me in the bum with a stick.

55.) Would you like a cookie? So would I.

56.) You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

57.) Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

58.) A day without sunshine is like... night.

59.) A rejected invention: Instant water! Just add water!

60.) Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot

61.) Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

62.) Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

63.) I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

64.) I do what cheerios tell me.

65.) I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

66.) I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you! (Ha-ha just like Edward Cullen!!)

67.) I'm knocking on heavens door.. Voice in back round: Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! Me: That wasn’t my fault!! It was poor construction... I SWEAR!! Don’t look at me like that...

68.) If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

69.) My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet...

70.) Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

71.) Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, But Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous.

72.) Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my friends, well...We've gone pro.

THING I STOLE FROM XxUnwrittenxX BECAUSE I WANTED TO DO IT:

1. David Moss (Lasercorn); Smoshgames

2. Leo Valdez; Percy Jackson

3. Matthew Patrick (MatPat); The Game Theorist

4. John (Jack) Douglass; Jacksfilms

5. Joshua Ovenshire (Jovenshire); Smoshgames

6. Matthew sohinki (Sohinki); Smoshgames

7. Ian Hecox: Smosh

8. Anthony Padilla; Smosh

9. Mari Takahashi; Smoshgames

10. Wesley Johnson; Smoshgames

11. Clint Barton (Hawkeye); Marvel Universe

12. Loki Laufeyson; Marvel Universe

(Sohinki/Hawkeye)- Not yet, and I kinda of think this would be an adorable story, so yeah I really want to… (sorry Clintasha and Marhinki)

(Jack) Hell yeah! 19/10 because he’s got those light purple eyelids… Okay that sounded weird.

(Loki got Anthony preggers) I’d be really surprised that Loki was real, but then I’d be surfing the web for baby drawings; plus it’d be a blue baby so HELLA RAD, MAN.

(Mari) Any Markinki fic by either XxUnwrittenxX or Jello Prodigy will most likely rock. My favorite Mari fic has to be ‘Master and Apprentice’ by Jello Prodigy (sorry pancake).

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

(Leo/Sohinki) I really don’t know...I feel like Leo’s silliness would be countered by Sohin’s realisticness; but then again Leo’s like 15 so COME ON SOHINKI WHAT ARE YOU DOING

(Joven/Mari vs. Joven/Wes) WESSENSHIRE. BECAUSE MARISHIRE’S MY NOTP.

(Ian walks in on Leo and Loki) “What the fuck? Anthony am I high right now? I think I am.”

(MatPat/Wes) After hearing Joven rave about this “Game Theory” guy, Wes invites him over to their house. Unfortunately for the two, they get sucked into a vicious game of “Slender: The Awakening” . Can brains and brawns get them out? And will our theory that this is a shitty romance plot come true? STAY TUNED.

(Laser/Anthony) as of now, I don’t believe there is. Maybe someone will write it… *wink wink nudge nudge PUNCH*

(Ian/Loki) Okay wow this is really weird. Uh, “After Loki’s failed attempt to conquer Midgard, he’s stripped of all powers and sent to Earth as punishment. Hoping to escape Thanos’s grip, he finds refuge at the home of one Ian Hecox. can Ian convince the powerless fallen prince that Midgard can be as nice as Asgard?

(Jack/David) Prisoner AU. “You two seem to be getting close,” Says the voice of their abductor. “Let’s fix that. Rape him or die. Your choice.”

(Ian) UH, Yes. Most definitely (Lookin at you pancake)

(MatPat) I don’t even think there is any MatPat fanfics. Lets fix that. *Insert evil grin here*

(Hawkeye) I think one or two of them have done a Clintasha or IronHawk fanfic. I love them, personally. Hawkeye’s my favorite Avenger.

(Leo/Jack/Joven) i hope not, since Leo’s a kid. But maybe an AU where Joven and Jack adopt Leo. That’d be cute.

(Wes) “The British are coming!” In a British accent. Yeah, he’d do that. Or something else that’s punny.

(Anthony) “Jetpack Blues” or “Habits” for a sad story, “So What” for a feel-good story.

(LCorn/Sohin/Lokes) “WARNING: This was supposed to be a Sohcorni story, but Loki said he’d kill me if I didn’t write about him so he’s here and there may be death and sex (not at the same time).”

(Hawk/Wes) “My aims perfect if you know what I mean...”

(Joven) I recently read “Joven's Revenge” by Phanfun. IT’S FLIPPIN AWESOME. GO READ IT FRIEND.

(Sohinki) Cheating. So like tie him up and beat him at a video game, then make him ‘pay’ for losing.

(Hawk/Mariko) Probably. Hawkeye's a ‘promiscuous’ man in the comics. So both. The other way? Mari’d do him drunk.

(Matpat/Ian) Ian. Because Matt’s a MANS MAN. (Also Ian has practice…)

David and Mari are in a happy relationship (Maricorn? Okay Yay!) until Mari suddenly runs off with Jack.(Mari nooo why not Sohinkles??) David, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Clint (HAWT UGH) and a brief unhappy affair with Loki, (That probably ended because of the horse *cough cough* LOKI) then follows the wise advice of MatPat (is it because he’s the Game Theorist? that’s a funny coincidence actually) and finds true love with Joven.( YES MY SHIP HAS SAILED HALLELUJAH) . I’d call it “The four other fucked up relationships Lasercorn had before he decided to make my OTP SAIL FAR AWAY: A Memoir”. I’d like to see iamtheoutcast write it, actually. She’d make it both funny and sweet.

(Ian/Anthony) ASDFKJIAH I NEED AN OXYGEN TANK HELP ME IWASD IS DOWN I REPEAT IWASD IS DOWN. SEND IN BACKUP.

Stay Sassy and Stay Classy, Folks.

~Iwasd