So. About me. I'm in high school at the moment. I had two pets, who are REALLY cute, to me at least. My dog died recently. I've had the dog since kindergarten, I think. Basically for almost as long as I can remember. I've had the cat almost three years. I can be very dramatic. I've been acting more recently. I have a lot of weird little habits, like staying up late on holidays and weekends. I'm really into trivia and science. I don't know how I got into trivia, but I blame my dad for getting me into science. He's a scientist, and he has also ingrained in my brain on how to say nuclear. It's nu-CLE-ar. Also, it's li-BRA-ry. And feb-RU-ary. That's how you pronounce those words! Sorry. When they're pronounced wrong, it gets on my nerves.

As you can see, I'm into grammar. I admit, I make mistakes, but overall, I try not to. For example, when there's no apostrophe where there should be, that gets on my nerves. And when the wrong word is used, like when "to" is used instead of "too." Like that.

I'm really into video games, like "Legend of Zelda" games, "Animal Crossing," the "Jak and Daxter" series, and the "Professor Layton" games. The thing is, the games I listed are totally different. "Legend of Zelda" are adventure/action games. "Jak and Daxter," at least not the first one, is like that too, but with some racing thrown in. The first "Jak and Daxter" is just mostly adventure with a little action. "Animal Crossing" is cute, and takes place in real time. "Professor Layton" is a puzzle-solving one, where you don't fight at all. See? Different! The third "Professor Layton" game has come out, and I have finished it! I finished it about a week ago. The ending was bitter sweet, but I won't spoil it for anyone playing. I highly recommend the entire series!

Also, another thing I'm excited about is that the 1983 version of "Pirates of Penzance," with Angela Lansbury is coming out on DVD! I totally love this musical! The thing is, the version I grew up with is just out on video, and videos are dying out! I mean, the last major Hollywood movie that was on video was "A History of Violence"! Also, the plays of the musical, with all of the cast, but without Angela Lansbury, are on DVD. But it's finally coming out on DVD! YES! And I now own it! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!! *fist pump*

I have a lot of habits, like, when I'm writing, and I have to go somewhere, I will occasionally stop writing in the middle of the sentence. It's a habit I have to stop, because when I come back to it, I will occasionally forget what I was saying. Another habit that I have to at least tone down, is sticking my finger in peoples faces. Another habit I have is that I sometimes move my hands when I talk. That's as many as I'm aware of and remember.

Random music stuff:

Rules for the Random Music of life! Put your music player on shuffle! Don't cheat, either. We know if you do. As each song turns on, write down the title for each scene of life. Ready... Set... Go!

Opening Credits: Tu No Eres Para Mi- Fanny Lu

Waking Up: Song of the DoReMi Elf- Konami

First Day At School: Paralyzer- Finger Eleven

Falling In Love: Haunted- Evanescence

Prom Night: I Need Some Sleep- Eels

Life: L'encouragement, Op. 34: Valse- Monika Rost, Guitar and Lute

Mental Breakdown: Dramatica - The Other Promise- Yoko Shimomura

Driving: The Fair Flower of Northumberland- Dick Gaughan

Flashback: Veni Veni- Mediaeval Babes

Getting back together: Jazz Man-

Wedding: Twa Corbies- The Corries

Birth of Child: Pa Drift- Kent

Final Battle: Will and Elizabeth- Klaus Badelt

Funeral Song: Redneck Woman- Duke Rhythm & Blues

Final Credits: La Rivolte- Martin Simpson

1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2.For each question, press the next button to get your answer
MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!(this should be fun)

1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Toroko's Theme Remix (Norris)

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

I'm A Believer (The Monkees)

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Haunted (Poe)

4. WHAT IS 2+2?

Somos El Barco (Nancy Cassidy)

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Nutcracker: Act 2: Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy (Denis de Coteau & San Francisco Ballet Orchestra)

6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Dream Land N64 (Hirokazu Ando)

7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

The Virginia Company (Chorus)

8. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU/ GROW UP?

How Should I Tell You (Randy Travis)

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

All is Prepared (Linda Ronstadt, Rex Smith)

10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

By 'n' By (Nancy Cassidy)

11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

After the Gold Rush (Neil Young)

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh (Allan Sherman)

13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Renegade (Styx)

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Get Off My Back (Bryan Adams)

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

I'm a Rover (The Corries)

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Bad Reputation (Joan Jett)

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Spider Pig (Hans Zimmer)

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

Frere Jacques (Nancy Cassidy)

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

If Everyone Cared (Nickelback)

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Passion ~after the battle~ (Hikaru Utada)

21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Lady Marmalade (Moulin Rouge)

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Mamboleo (Elissa)

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Are You Happy Now? (Michelle Branch)

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Be Prepared (Jeremy Irons)

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom!! (Vengaboys)

26. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

I Want It All (Sharpay & Ryan)

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Favorite books

Lord of the Rings by J.R.R Tolkien

Sherlock Holmes by Sir Arthur Ignatius Conan Doyle,

Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson

The Farside by Gary Larson

Favorite Movies

Master and Commander

Lord of the Rings

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

and many, many more that I can't think of at the moment!

Favorite T.V. Shows

Smallville

Supernatural

Legion of Superheroes

The Spectacular Spider-Man

Favorite Superheroes

Blue Beetle (Jaime Reyes)

Green Arrow

Black Canary

Batman

and others

Favorite Actors

Sir Ian McKellen

Christian Bale

Dominic Monghan

Billy Boyd

Cillian Murphy

Jensen Ackles

Jared Padalecki

Time for some COPY TO PROFILES! The ones underlined are mine. The ones that are italicized are the ones that are together.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in.
If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.
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If you cried when Axel Faded, copy and past this into your signature.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have music in your soul, copy this into your profile

90 of teens would die if Myspace was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your sig!!

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(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished school because I was called a fag everyday

I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I was a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transseaxual

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-fillednights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they wouldn't allow my partner of 27 years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up to the nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family i have ever had. I wished they could adopt me.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before my high school graduation. It was just too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one bedroom for two men.

I am the one person who does not know which bathroom to use so the management doesn't come for me.

I am the mother who is not even allowed to see the children I bore, nursed and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the father who never hugged my son because I grew up afraid to show affection to males.

I am the Home Ec teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians could teach it

I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized i was transsexual.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because i don't believe, but because they closed the doors to my kind.

I am the girl ashamed to tell my own friends that I am a lesbian because they make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men said they needed to 'teach me a lesson'.

I am the person who needs to hide what this world needs the most: love.

IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG- REPOST THIS

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, mp3 players, cars, and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

I'm into THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kiss someone's ass.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug-addicted hippie.
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch.
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST like to talk about crushes, dolls, not getting dirty, and parties.
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.
I LISTEN TO ROCK MUSIC, so I MUST be a rebel.
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.
I don't buy DESIGNER CLOTHES, therefore I MUST be poor.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare.
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm FEMALE, so I MUST have long hair.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall, blond, blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend.
I SPOT AND CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy.
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports.
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be white.
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I've fallen in love with a FRIEND of the SAME GENDER, therefore I MUST be a homosexual slut.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm A MIDDLE CHILD, so I MUST be seeking attention.
I'm an OVER 16 YEAR OLD TEEN MALE signed with DISNEY, so I MUST be a GAY, CHILDISH FAG.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm easily ANNOYED, so I MUST be bratty.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I'm a TEEN GIRL who likes to HAVE GOOD NATURED FUN with my FRIENDS, so I MUST be a WHORE, SLUT, and a LESBIAN.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST be a nerd.
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try.
I like the JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST be a TEENIE BOPPER, OBSESSED FAN GIRL.
I'm a HUMAN, so I MUST be labeled.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans.
I'm a HANNAH MONTANA FAN, so I MUST be childish and immature.
I'm POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.
I'm a TEENAGER who still likes the DISNEY CHANNEL, so I MUST be immature and childish.
I HAVE A TEMPER, so I am automatically RETARDED or a BITCH when I go quiet trying not to blow up at insults.

If you're against stereotypes, copy and paste this into your profile, and bold the ones that you identify with.

If you have a cat, copy this to your profile

If you think that Mary Wollstonecraft and Stephanie Meyer should have a debate about the quality of Twilight, copy this to your profile.

If you would be laughing your head off when Mary Wollstonecraft won the debate before Stephanie could say a word, copy this to your profile.

Many America teenagers think it is their job to rebel against their parents. If you don't take pride in being rude/not listening to your parents/guardians, copy this to your profile

If you should be doing homework right now... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that there should be a 'Report flame' button thing to report flamers, copy and paste!

If you've ever danced like no one is watching copy and paste this is your profile

If you've ever looked for something that was in your hand or right in front of u copy and paste this in your profile

If you think we should all go bother Snape...copy and paste this on you're profile.

If your plot bunnies/creatures have ever gone on strike at a critical moment, copy this into your profile.

If you think that you should never meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy, and taste good with ketchup, then copy this into your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this to your profile.

If you are one freaky Digimon lover, copy and paste into your profile.

If you love to read, Copy and paste into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both ... copy and paste this on you're profile.

Many teens are involved in drugs, alcohol, and graffiti. Put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile.

If you get way too excited for books to come out, copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, copy this into your profile.

there's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you can be quiet one second and hyper in another, but don't have mood swings, copy this in your profile.

If you like music that makes you cry cause it's just so beautiful- be it classical, rock, or anything at all, and don't care if people say that it's dumb, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever wondered who made up all the 'copy & paste this into your profile' thingies, copy & paste this into your profile!

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you see all those long poems/lists all over and agree with the message( stop child abuse, stop stereotyping, ect) but don't want to put something That long on you profile, copy THIS to your profile instead.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

Less than 1 percent of female teenagers in the US don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

Most teenage girls spend half an hour on their hair every day. If you send half an hour to get dressed, fix your hair, Eat Breakfast and brush your teeth, then copy this into your profile.

If you have a good vocabulary, but cannot spell to save your life, then copy and paste this.

If you are/have a gay/les/bi friend, then copy and paste this to your profile

If you live every day to its fullest, put this on your profile.

If your best friend is one of the most important people in your life, put this on your profile.

If you love and I mean love to read, put this on your profile.

If you love writing fanfics put this on your profile.

If you are someone who seems to be happy and hyper all the time, put this on your profile.

If you love telling jokes, and being a riot put this on your profile

If you would rather read, or be outside, rather than watching t.v, put this on your profile.

If you love music, put this on your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself copy this onto your profile

If you haven't died yet copy this onto your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with more than 5 things, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you'll die without your books, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love bookstores, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are or have ever been in love with a fictional character copy and paste this into our profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

IF you did not know that the song "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" is copyrighted and that to sing it in a public place is COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT, but do now and think that that is complete bs, copy this to your profile, and send me a PM for info. add your initials : HNA. MB.

If you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) dream about it, B.) sing it in school no matter who's listening OR C.) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.

If your fashion sense is “is it comfortable?” copy this into your profile.

If you know it's good to cry, and dislike it when people tell you to stop, copy this to your profile, and email Hedgi Naysomay Aisling. She has a poem she wants to share with you.

If you enjoy things that ask you to copy and paste them into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then copy and paste this in your profile.

If when you play Rock paper scissors, you pull out 'Magic Wand/Unicorn Horn and then insist you weren't cheating copy this to your profile.

If you are someone who begs to differ from the crowd, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you've ever lost someone (cats count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe that people can love animals and stand up for their rights without being vegetarian, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know that Twilight is utterly sexist and not even well written, copy this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with Percy Jackson and the Olympians, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have cried in the school bathroom because at least you don’t need to face the world in a stall, copy and paste.

If you wonder who started this stupid list in the first place, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flying-tackle-hug, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever spoken in a foreign accent without intending to, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

Life is not about waiting out the storms. It's about learning to dance in the rain. If you agree, copy this to your profile.

If you are one of the people who will be the crazy person in the movie theater who is supposedly too old for Avatar in 2010, copy this to your profile

98 percent of teens have smoked or tried smoking weed. If you are one of the 2 that knows this is complete BS, copy this into your profile.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

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If you ever threatened a computer copy and paste this in your profile.

If you read all of the listed copy-to-profiles on this profile, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever: danced like no one was watching, sung like no one was listening, written like no one was reading, loved like you'd never been hurt, or dreamed like no one was judging, copy this to your profile.

If you love 'making fiends' copy this to your profile.

If you are someone who begs to differ from the crowd, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If the only reason you think harry potter book seven should be aloud to live is the fact that there are 200 pages of wandering in the woods, allowing a cross-over with just about anything ever created, copy this to you profile.

If your Math/Science/History, Spanish, or other school related notebook is filled with random notes about your characters, story ideas, stories or actual fragments of said stories, copy this to you profile.

If you like to randomly spout off a quote by some random person, copy this to your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Crazy4Moony, x-Vampire-Pheonix-x, merryb

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan (damn the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy), AsterEris:Firefall'sLegacy(Jasper Cullen...sigh), AviorHyrax (Fell from fell...I love him, I know, hes a wolf...can't I have my dream? Murtaghlaughing really hard right now Aster..., Mr. Darcyawwwww, i love him, again, still laughing,artemis fowl, Victor, from Cathy's book/key(I have a lot more but still), MiracleJade (Legolas from Lord of the Rings, Murtagh from Eragon movie (sucked) and Kisten from Kim Harrison books), xXxNyte-chanxXx (Edward Cullen-Twilight duh...Ian MacPhie-Love at Skate series), The Dawn Is Breaking (Edward Cullen -squee-, Edward Rochester (Jane Eyre)), xXCourtney HaleXx (Erik- Phantom of the Opera, Emmett Cullen- Twilight, Jasper Hale- Twilight, Sirius Black(When he was younger you pervs! Not Gary Oldman))Leotabelle13 (Davy Jones, Jack Sparrow- Pirates of the Carribean, Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, Jasper Whitlock Hale-Twilight, Jareth-Labyrinth, Fakir-Princess Tutu, Zero Kiryuu-Vampire Knight, Stanton-Daughters of the Moon, Rene Tamaki Richard de Grantaine Suoh, Hikaru/Karou Hitachiin-Ouran High School Host Club, Beast/Prince "Adam"-Beauty and the Beast, Erik-Phantom of the Opera, Roger Davis-RENT, Edward/George/William Gracey- The Haunted Mansion, Lestat de Lioncourt, Louis de Pointe du Lac-The vampire Chronicles (wow, I have no life. lol. T-T;;)), merryb (Saboo, from Mighty Boosh)

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If neopets is your guilty pleasure copy this into your profile

If you never know what day of the week it is copy and paste this into your profile

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
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mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that, paste it in your profile:D

Fun things to do in an elevator:

1) When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker"

2) When the elevator doors shut, reassuringly say, "It's ok, they will open up again!"

3)Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"

4) Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.

5) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

6) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.

7) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

8) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

9) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

10) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

11) Meow occasionally.

12) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

13) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

15) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

16) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

17) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"

18) Say "Ding!" at each floor.

19) Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

20) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

21) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

22) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

23) Put a box on the floor and whenever somebody comes in, say "Do you hear clicking?"

Friends:

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." HAHAHAHA!

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run, bitch, run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

A good friend will take you to CVS to buy you a pregnancy test. A best friend will stand outside the bathroom screaming, "NAME IT AFTER ME!!"

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Linden

UR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Linizzle (??)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav coulour and fav animal): Blue Dog

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Goodhope Jefferson

YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): WitLinAns

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Purple Water

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Itrovzrs

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Ruth Elnore

.: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets) Black Waffles

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy this in your profile

If you love silly/stupid/funny/inspirational or meaningful Quotes, copy this to your profile

If your plot bunnies give you the perfect idea- in the middle of a huge math test/ PSAT/shower or other bad time, copy this to your profile

If you think it is an accomplishment to be a virgin in high school and are proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that bullies should be wiped off of the face of the earth, copy and paste this into your profile.

You dont care if your not popular, you just who you are. Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name: Gaara's weakness, Gaara's-Demon-Girl, Crazy4Moony, x-Vampire-Pheonix-x, merryb

A friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A good friend is someone who won’t say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just help you cry. If you have a true friend copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know the words or dance to any Broadway show, camp song, or theme song better than the words or dance to Soulja Boy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a Member of Bookbat's World, copy this to your profile(http:///index.cgi)

If you are one of those people who love to get even one review on a story, copy this to your profile.

If you ever wanted to just leave where ever, go back home and curl up on your bed and sleep, copy and paste this in your profile

If you ever lost track of time doing what you love, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

Tick, tick, tick- if you hear a mysterious ticking noise, copy this to your profile!

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.( take the hint already!)

If you like a character, not because of their looks, but because of their charm, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you feel Edward Cullen should change his first name to "Sullen," so he'll become "Sullen Cullen," copy and paste this in your profile.

If you get amused saying "Sullen Cullen sparkled himself to death," copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a friend where you can just do something else while listening, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you want people to just leave you alone so you can read, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you just want to curl up on your bed with the covers over your head and never come out, copy and past this in your profile.

If you love dressing up, no matter how nerdy it is, copy and paste this in your profile

If you go to a store so many times that they know your interests, copy and paste this in your profile

If you and your friends have an inside joke that has lasted at least a year because of something one of you said, copy and paste this in your profile

If you know a cool security guard anywhere, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are addicted to books, copy and paste this into your profile

If your history teacher has played at least one song you recognize, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read all of the listed copy-to-profiles on this profile, copy this to your profile

If you have at least song that will calm you down, copy and paste this into your profile

If a history teacher has ingrained something into your brain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you write notes to yourself, but don't pay attention to them, copy and paste this into your profile

If you really like subtle insults, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever started singing a theme song because you know the lyrics and have fond memories of the show, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever cried at the end of any video games, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read all of my stupid copy to your profile things, you deserve a prize. You have earned the right to put this in your profile!

Now! For some random quotes!

"Beep! Beep! Double beep!" - me!

"Stars!... Can't do it!... Not today!" -Miguel (Road to El Dorado)

"F YOU! F YOU! I'M FIN' DYING HERE! I'M FIN' DYING!" -Mr. Orange (Reservoir Dogs)

"Bam. Bam. Bam. Bam." -Mr. White (Reservoir Dogs)

"YOU ALMOST HIT ME... @HOLE!!" -Mr. White (Reservoir Dogs)

"I boop your nose. Boop!" -Lolcats

"Parting is such sweet sorrow. Or not, depending on how you look at it." -me

"If life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD!" -Powerthirst.

"HOLY UNHOLY FISH, BATMAN!!"- someone on LiveJournal talking about monkfish

"It's like angels sneezed in my ears!" -Lyle (Getting Along Famously)

"See children? Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable! But that, my dear children, is called cannibalism; and that is frowned upon in most societies." -Willy Wonka (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)

"Voldemort's nipple!"- Harry Potter (Potter Puppet Pals- Wizard Swears)

"Your grandmother is a blast-ended SKANK!" -Harry Potter (Potter Puppet Pals- Wizard Swears)

"Your mother is a beep beep beeping beep lorem ipsum beep beep beep admidumvenium beep beep beep beep turolagulio beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep hippopotamus beep beep beep beep beep beep Republican beep beep beep Daniel Radcliffe beep beep beep beep with a bucket of beep beep in a castle far away where no one can hear you beep beep soup beep beep beep with a bucket of beep beep Mickey Mouse beep beep with a stick of dynamite beeeeeepppp magical beep beep ALAKAZAM!" -Dumbledore (Potter Puppet Pals- Wizard Swears)

"NO MORE BABIES!"- Jeff Davis (Drew Carey's Green Screen Show)

"Panda-kun cereal.. the cereal everyone is dying to get this company is not responsible for brain damage, death, reproductive harm, insanity, or any other condition caused by this cereal

helpless victim: 'umm... there seems to be a strange evil aura coming from this box'.

announcer: 'Nonsense, those are just the happy waves of yumminess'.

helpless victim: takes a bite. 'My ovaries!' *falls over dead*

announcer: 'uhhhh... it was so good, she passed out from happiness overload'!"- Celina (my friend)

"What a stupid crowd!" - Colin Mochrie (Whose Line Is It Anyway?)

“A brother is a friend God gave you; a friend is a brother your heart chose for you.” -Proverb

“A brother may not be a friend, but a friend will always be a brother.” - Samuel Richardson

(The last two also work for sisters!)

"Stop ruining my slogans with your logic!" -Pointy Haired Boss (Dilbert)

"All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

"A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life." -Charles Darwin

"All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height." -Casey Stengel

"Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry." -Bill Cosby

"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before." -Mae West

"Life is hard. After all, it kills you." -Katherine Hepburn

"Never fight an inanimate object." -P.J. O'Rourke

"Aza, will you marry me?" -Prince Ijori (Fairest)

"Around here, however, we don't look backwards for very long. We keep moving forward, opening up new doors and doing new things, beacause we're curious... and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths." -Walt Disney

"Trust me- there are females in the Riders and they work for a living"- Daine (Emperor Mage)

"You must tell Lady Alanna that sometime. I'd do it from a distance"- Daine (Emperor Mage)

"Behold my power!... Ok, where's my power?" Myotismon (Digimon bloopers)

"Dammit, where's my Logan-to-English dictionary?" -I don't know

"Forrest Gump and Amelie run around Europe trying to solve the mystery of Amelie's father's death at the hands of Evil Albino Chaucer while being persued by Inspector Leon. Gandalf (or Magneto) and Dr. Octopus involve themselves in the vast conspiracy." -someone on TvTropes summarizing the movie of "The Da Vinci Code"

"Writing and music are alike. Find great notes, and when played right, a wonderful piece. Find great words, and when read right, a wonderful story." -me

"Lucky for me, I have no spine!"- Hawkmon (Digimon Adventures 02)

"You know, controlling, spiring. The stuff"- Gatomon (Digimon Adventures 02)

"You've been trespassing in my garden without my permission"- Digimon Emperor (Digimon Adventures 02)

(So they have to trespass in your garden WITH your permission? Got it!)

"Hark, thy fate sucketh?"- Legolas (DM of the Rings)

"Being the slave of the Digimon emperor was the worst! It was always destroy this, destroy that, bring me a capuchino!"- I forget who, I'll check later (Digimon Adventures 02)

"You just searched my glove compartment!"- Jeff Davis (Drew Carey's Green Screen Show)

"Who the..? What the...? Who the...? You the...? Huh?"- David Hasselhoff (Whose Line is it Anyway?)

"AND I AM NOT LISTENING!! NOW YOU, MR CONNELLY, ARE STARING INTO A DEEP, DARK PIT OF TROUBLE IF YOU DON'T LET ME HELP!! SO I'M ORDERING YOU, "SIR", TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON!!!"- The Doctor (Doctor Who)

"THOU SHALT NOT HUNT FOXES!"- Mercury (The Fox Hunt)

"Wow, look at the three of them shake a leg. I didn't think they had it in them."- Luke (Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box)

"My only crime is rockin' and rockin' ain't a crime!"- Sammy Thunder (Professor Layton and the Diabolical Box)

"Kingdom of Heaven had Will Turner inheriting a sword from his father Qui Gon Jinn to go to Jerusalem with the help of Remus Lupin and Scar where he falls in love with a Bond Girl who happens to be the sister of Tyler Durden...sort of and the wife of Celeborn. Good luck, Legolas. If it wasn't for Doctor Bashir, you'd have died several times over."- someone on the internet describing "Kingdom of Heaven"

"I would give her an 8.5...or a 9. Not-NOT over a 9.8 because there is ALWAYS room for improvement. Not everyone's perfect, like me, that's why I'm holding out for a 10. Because I'm worth it."- Draco Malfoy (A Very Potter Musical)

"Two thongs don't make a right!"- Ryan Styles (Whose Line is it Anyway?)

"Don't underestimate the importance of BODY LANGUAGE! HA!"- Ursula (The Little Mermaid)

"Evil never triumphs!"

"I know."- Angier and Rose (Princess of the Midnight Ball)

"Laughter is the shortest distance between friends"- Victor Borge

"Why Thor, the god of thunder, is trying to enter my building!"- Adam Savage (MythBusters)

"By the fifth or sixth movie they'll have enough guys to rob an armored car by just gathering around it and carrying it way"- someone on (Talking about the "Oceans 11" series)

"We have a verdict! You're ugly!"- Ken Ichijouji (Digimon 02)

"'If that's a pie,' the lady said, 'Then mister, so am I!'"- Tommy's Mom (Tommy at the Grocery Store)

"Since his mother wasn't there, HE DID IT HIMSELF!"- The Monster Bed

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind."- Dr. Seuss

"Your brains are enough of a weak point, if you ask me"- Yuri (Shadow Hearts: Covenant)

"I declare! I dropped that armful of wood, didn't I?"- Charles Ingalls

"Look, she's nice, but I can't marry a poor girl. So, you know. Enough already"- Wishbone as Mr. Darcy (Wishbone)

"Is this the part where you shut the door in my face? Yes it is!"- Wishbone as Darcy (Wishbone)

"This one's nice! I like this color! This one smells funny!"- Wishbone (Wishbone)

"Ah! Everybody on the floor! She's liable to go off again!"- Wishbone (Wishbone)

"Anime has taken over TV Tropes.

About time somebody said it.

NOOOOOOO!

Search your feelings...you know it to be true.

THAT'S IM-POS-SIBLE!!!

Just As Planned. Someone had to say that too.

Quick, what's the power level reading on Anime's hold over TV Tropes?!

It's over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"- Tvtropers

"Yugi might as well be wearing a sign that says 'I set a trap, so attack me!'"- Joey Wheeler (Yu-Gi-Oh)

"Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the little voice at the end of the day that says I'll try again tomorrow"- Mary Anne Radmacher

"Friendship is when people know all about you but like you anyway"- Anonymous

"When life gives you lemons throw them back and say 'I WANTED A COOKIE!'"- I don't know

"Most people have the will to win, few have the will to prepare to win"- Bobby Knight

"Help! It's me, Carol! I'm about to be thrown in a kettle of boiling pitch! Turn off the music and save me, you self-centered evil man!"- Sarah Beth Durst (Commentary on Sleeping Beauty)

"All young people, regardless of sexual orientation or identity, deserve a safe and supportive environment to achieve their full potential"- Harvey Milk

"A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and accepts you just the way you are."- I don't know

"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one"- C.S. Lewis "True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable.”- David Tyson Gentry

"Friendship is one mind in two bodies"- Mencius

"True friendship is seen through the heart, not through the eyes"- I don't know

"The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing with, never say a word, then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation that you ever had"- I don't know

"Sometimes you put walls up not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down"- I don't know

"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked"- Bernard Meltzer

"True friendship isn't about being there when it's convenient; it's about being there when it's not"- I don't know

"Sometimes being a friend means mastering the art of timing. There is a time for silence. A time to let go and allow people to hurl themselves into their own destiny. And a time to prepare to pick up the pieces when it's all over."- Gloria Naylor

"Instead of a gem or even a flower, we should cast the gift of a loving thought into the heart of a friend, that would be giving as the angels give"- George MacDonald

"The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you anyway"- Elbert Hubbard

"Silence make the real conversations between friends. Not the saying but the never needing to say is what counts"- Margret Lee Runbeck

"Friendship... is not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything"- Muhammad Ali

"Friendship isn't a big thing - it's a million little things."- Author Unknown

"Friends are kisses blown to us by angels."- Author Unknown

"A friend accepts us as we are yet helps us to be what we should."- Author Unknown

"Friends are relatives you make for yourself."- Eustache Deschamps

"It takes a long time to grow an old friend."- John Leonard

"I always felt that the great high privilege, relief and comfort of friendship was that one had to explain nothing."- Katherine Mansfield

"A friend is one who walks in when others walk out"Walter Winchell

"A hug is worth a thousand words. A friend is worth more"- Charles Caleb Colton

"A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself"- I don't know

"True friendship is never serene."Mariede Svign

"The best mirror is an old friend."- George Herbert

"Friends have all things in common."Plato

"One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter."Francoise Sagan

"Friends are born, not made."Henry Adams

"If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them"- I don't know

"Every gift from a friend is a wish for your happiness..."Richard Bach

"The most beautiful discovery that true friends can make is that they can grow separately without growing apart."Elizabeth Foley

"A best friend is a sister that destiny forgot to give you."- I don't know

"Love doesn't make the world go round, it makes the ride worthwhile."-F.P. Jones

"A friend is one who can touch your heart from across the world or across the room."- I don't know

"A friend's hand is always there...you just have to reach out for it."- I don't know

"People see each other as chocolate or vanilla, why can't we all just come together and be hugs?"- Becky Mann

A friend is one that knows you as you are, understands where you've been, accepts who you've become, and still, gently invites you to grow" - William Shakespeare

"The best things in life aren't things...they're friends."- I don't know

"Choose your friends by their character, and choose your socks by their color. Choosing your socks by their character makes no sense, and choosing your friends by their color is unthinkable."- I don't know

"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love"- Dr. Seuss

"There's no half-singing in the shower, you're eiher a rock star or an opera diva"- Josh Groban

"You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her."- Anonymous.

"Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule."- Samuel Butler

“Cute is when a person's personality shines through their looks. Like in the way they walk, every time you see them you just want to run up and hug them.”- I don't know

"Strangers are just friends waiting to happen."- I don't know

"Sometimes you pick your friends, sometimes they pick you."- I don't know

"A hug is like a boomerang - you get it back right away."- Bil Keane

"If I had to sum up Friendship in one word, it would be Comfort."- Terri Guillemets

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."- Ben Williams

"Dogs are miracles with paws."- Attributed to Susan Ariel Rainbow Kennedy

"Man is a dog's idea of what God should be."- Holbrook Jackson

"The dog is the only animal that has seen his god."- Author Unknown

"Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really."- Agnes Sligh Turnbull

"I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive."- Gilda Radner

"One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why."- Author Unknown

"Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job."- Franklin P. Jones

"Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend."- Corey Ford

"Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails."- Max Eastman, Enjoyment of Laughter

"My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am."- Author Unknown

"A dog is not 'almost human' and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such."- John Holmes

"Happiness is a warm puppy."- Charles M. Schulz

"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies."- Gene Hill

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."- Josh Billings

"Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly."- Rose Franken

"A hundred hearts would be too few To carry all my love for you."- Author Unknown

"Love is not singular except in syllable."- Marvin Taylor

"Families are like fudge - mostly sweet with a few nuts."- Author Unknown

"Friends are God's apology for relations." - Hugh Kingsmill

“I'm Doctor Sexy your surgery is when I say it is.”- Dr. Gaines (Supernatural)

"Nope. We have the liar, the grump, the hoarder, and the brute."- Twilight Sparkle (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)

"Look out! Here comes Tom!"- Twilight Sparkle (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)

"To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness."- Sidney Smith

Poems I like (that are short) (I'll alternate betwen bolding them, italicizing them and underling.):

Three rings for Elven-kings under the sky,

Seven for Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,

Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,

One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne.

In the Land of Mordor where the shadows lie

One Ring to rule them all, one Ring to find them

One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

In the Land of Mordor where the shadows lie

All that is gold does not glitter,

Not all those who wander are lost;

The old that is strong does not wither,

Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

From the ashes a fire shall be woken,

A light from the shadows shall spring;

Renewed shall be blade that was broken,

The crownless again shall be king.

For want of a nail the shoe was lost

For want of a shoe the horse was lost

For want of a horse the rider was lost

For want of a rider the battle was lost

For want of a battle the kingdom was lost

And all for the want of a horseshoe nail

Thirty days hath September,

April, June and November,

All the rest have thirty-one,

Excepting February alone,

And that has twenty-eight days clear,

And twenty-nine in each leap year.

Solomon Grundy

Born on a Monday

Christened on Tuesday

Married on Wensday

Took ill on Thrusday

Worse on Friday

Died on Saturday

Buried on Sunday

This is the end of Solomon Grundy