Everything wrong with Fanfiction today:

1. Everyone thinks they're entitled to nothing but good reviews or "constructive" criticism. News flash, you're not.

2. No one has any kind of originality anymore... In every fandom I've been in, in every section I've seen, from every ship and paring ( Those I support and those I don't ) everyone is just regurgitating the same plots as everyone else and it's just proof of everything I've ever said...

3. Everyone thinks they're entitled to be treated "nice". You're not.

4. The Naru/Hina fandom is not exempt from these facts. There have been NO actual improvements in our fandom... There have been NO new ideas introduced, and only just reused trash passed along like some needle in a homeless shelter. It makes it worse that this is one of the worst fandoms when it comes to degenerate garbage... The fact that MY fandom is one of the WORST perpetrators of this parasitic act is a shame I will never fully wash off.

5. Everyone reacts to any form criticism, constructive or otherwise, with the same generic bullshit reply. "Well you've not written anything so that makes your voice invalid or what you say hold no truth. A false statement of course and is a MAJOR reason why fanfiction is going down the shit hole. Everyone thinks they're except from the rules when they're not.

Rules for Fanfiction

1. If you have to change everything about your character, from their looks to their very personality, then you're not writing about that character at 're not even a fan of that character, just how they happened to look. Stop stealing names for your trash Oc's.

2. If you change the fundamentals of a character then you're not writing about that character. You're writing a trash OC.

3. If you make changes to the canon plot make them believable. Don't just shit out a change with either no, or half assed, explanation and expect it to go over well. Shitting out changes for the sake of change is a key sign to a shit author. If you can't create a backstory for that change, or whatever diversion from canon you're making, that is still within the confines of that universe then you shouldn't make that change.

4. Don't use cliches. Like at all. No one likes them and no one will like your story if you use them.

5. Don't do "crossovers" in a story that is not stated to be one... If people wanted to read a crossover they'd go and read one. Just because you're not creative enough to make up a new thing or recycle an already established thing doesn't make your story any less shit.

6. You want people to read your shit. That's the entire reason you posted something online in the first place. Don't bullshit yourself or the readers by claiming otherwise.

7. If your story is nothing but porn then you haven't written Fanfiction, you haven't even written a story. Fuck off with your bullshit. Go to the degenerate hubs like AO3 and Adult"fanfiction". Shitty porn written by little virgins is. Not. Fanfiction.

8. Don't bash characters. It only shows your incompetence as an author. If you can't create an actual reason for a character to be hated other then generic ass "evil" acts and just having an unrealistically shitty personality, then don't bother writing at all.

9. Don't claim your story is a crossover simply because you stole a name from another series and labeled your garbage OC as it. That isn't a crossover. That isn't even a fanfiction. See rules 1 and 2.

10. Just because you've written 5 incomplete piles of trash doesn't make you an author. It doesn't even make you a writer. Writing a million, one thousand word "stories" Doesn't make you an author. It makes you an idiot.

Rules for Naruto Fanfiction

1. Naruto and Hinata belong together. It doesn't matter what you think, what you feel, that is the truth. You cannot give me any logical or even slightly believable reason for them to be with literally anyone else. If you "think" otherwise you're an idiot.

2. Don't give Naruto some asinine bloodline. He doesn't need one to be strong, he doesn't need one to be cool, and all it does is take away from all the work he put into his own power. And if you REALLY must give him one, fuck off with the eye powers.

3. Don't make a neglect story... Like honestly there is NO reason that Minato or Kushina would ever neglect Naruto. It's bullshit and everyone knows it's bullshit. It doesn't make for an interesting story and all it does prove is how stupid you are.

4. Don't make Naruto an edge lord...

5. Hinata doesn't stutter every word. She isn't weak. She isn't a fangirl. She isn't stupid. Don't write her as such.

6. Don't put your trash OC's into the forefront of the story. No one came here to read about your garbage OC's.

7. Don't write a Harem. They're nothing but degenerate trash and only prove your inability to write an actually story. They degrade the women in the story, they degrade the male in the story, they do literally nothing at all. Harems are one of the worst things ever to be in fanfiction.

8. Naruto isn't gay. Sasuke isn't gay. Kiba isn't gay. Shino isn't gay. Kakashi isn't gay. Hinata isn't gay. Sakura isn't gay. Neji isn't gay. Tenten isn't gay. Lee isn't gay. Shikamaru isn't gay. Ino isn't gay. Iruka isn't gay. Stop projecting your need for validation onto characters who aren't gay.

9. I find it hilarious that in every single anime there are some demented retards who "ship" the biggest asshole they can find with the nicest person in the show. Like somehow, someway, they'd stop being a gigantic cunt simply because of "heartfelt feelings"... You filth are the bane of every fandom and the Naruto fandom in particular. You're incompetent, delusional idiots, who support and actually enjoy toxic and disgusting "relationships" because you're so mentally stunted you couldn't comprehend that nothing of the sort would ever work. Naru/Saku is a toxic relationship that will lead to nothing but suffering for Naruto, sasu/"Hina" is nothing but a toxic relationship that will lead to nothing but suffering for Hinata. Not that you illiterate morons actually use Hinata in the first place. I've found that every single one of that so called paring is nothing but a self insert fetish. None of them are written past a second graders capability, and both might as well be called something else because both of them are nothing more then OC's with stolen names.

Characters in Naruto.

1. Sasuke is a pile of shit. There is nothing to say against this statement. Every action he ever took baring like 3 are selfish, childish, and just stupid. He literally wanted to kill everyone in the leaf because, and I quote, they didn't know of Itachi's sacrifice or of his suffering. He wanted to kill more then 30 thousand people because they didn't know a state secret that only 2 living people knew at the time he said that. He isn't complex, he isn't understandable, he isn't anything but a monster. On top of that he literally tried to start a SECOND war after the first one they fought was LITERALLY just won. He is an idiot in ever sense of the word. I do like his character when written well however... Just because I find him to be an idiot who made the worst decisions he could make with the hand given to him doesn't mean I don't like his character.

2. Itachi is overrated. People claim he loved his brother to much to kill him yet he forced him to watch him kill his entire family for three days. That doesn't sound like love at all. Itachi supposedly knew what arrogance and hate did to the uchiha yet he willingly forced his brother down that same path for his own selfish need to be "killed by an uchina". Itachi is as arrogant as every other uchiha to live.

3. Naruto. People mistake his goals and his intent all the time. He never claimed to want everyone to forgive one another. His goal, as was his masters, was to get people to understand one another. To understand their lives, the reasons for their actions. He even stated to pein that he would never forgive him, in fact he wanted to kill him so bad he was shaking, for killing Jiraiya or attacking the Leaf. He, however, understood him and because of that understanding wouldn't kill him. Just as he did with Obito, just as he did with Sasuke. He also never had an aversion to killing. He never hesitated to use lethal force against any of his enemies. Just because he only ever "killed" one person doesn't mean he didn't try to.

4. Sakura is a cunt. She may be a skilled medic, she may have a lot pf physical power, but she is a cunt. She treated Naruto like a pile of shit for their entire childhood and still punched the shit out of him until he became Hokage. She manipulated his friendship with her to suit her needs and wants and literally lied to his face about loving him just so she could "kill" Sasuke herself without even considering that Naruto wanted to help him for his own reasons as much for his promise to her. For trash to actually think any kind of healthy and loving romantic relationship between the two could ever form is so stupid it hurts.

5. Hinata is the best girl in all of the show. You cannot change my mind or even argue against that. Even after all the abuse she received from her clan she still wanted to help them. Even after getting almost killed by Neji she still thought he was suffering more then her. She is the most empathetic and kind hearted person in Naruto and the fact that so many people hate her simply because they don't like that she ended up with Naruto is disgusting. She has literally done nothing to deserve how much hate she gets. I get that most of the people who "hate" on her are degenerate self insert freaks but that's not an excuse.

6. Jiraiya. He's a badass. He came from nothing and became one of the strongest Ninja in the entire world. He wasn't smart, wasn't a "genius", and worked his ass off and because amazing because of that. I admire his goal for world peace and I admire how he didn't let the harsh world he lived in destroy him. His fight with Pein was fantastic and when he went into sage mode was one of the best moments in the entire series. People like to shit on him for not "being there" for Naruto but they're idiots who look for any means to hate on anything.

7. Kakashi. He's kida overrated a lot but hes still a bad ass too.

Cowards: Wrath of the Sun Deity: Threatens people with reporting and screenshots to the mods then blocks you when you call him out on his childish and hypocritical nature.
The Jingo: A Hypocritical fascist who ignores human rights and praises China of all places for keeping the peace. An illiterate trogg who couldn't write to save his life.