Everyone Loves Cookies. Don't they? I certainly hope they do; because if they don't, then I opened this bloody bakery for nothing. Hmm. Maybe I should've tried my hand at a cafe instead. Too late now, I suppose. In my experience, I've found that almost anyone can be plied with sweets; from the hardiest hunter to the most vile of villains. What could possibly go wrong? Plot Bin.

Salem's heart died long ago with her children. It had turned cold and black, like the Grimm she commanded. All that remained were the faded embers of Hope. Tiny, forgotten feelings, wasted sentiment she had no need of. She needed nothing. No one. Or so she thought. Until she found him. A single whim on her part just might bring the world together. Narutoxharem? You decide !

There were hundreds of millions of men in the world that she could have chosen to fall in love with. Her stupid enemy and that banana, Naruto, however, was not one of them. From calling him an idiot to naming him as her "Otto", Rias' life changed a lot when he moved in with her.

Unable to change the Quirk he was born with, or how it affects his body, a boy's got to make the best of even the worst Quirk a man could ever deal with, even if it was really powerful. - This Story comes from my Twitter, Suggested by Fans

A new life and a new family. He may no longer be saving the world and fighting cosmic threats, but his life is still no less crazy. The oldest among a dozen Naruto finds himself going through the largest and strangest range of crazy events as he goes about his new life.

I lived my life as a Shinobi and died in battle. I died as a human. Truths were revealed, and I was granted a second life. I suffered, and I lived. I was alone, so scared. However, my family will be my cornerstone, and I live for them. Protecting them. God-Like NarutoXHarem, Lemons.

His life was never simple, always struggling to survive from one day to the next. In a city such as Gotham, he was lucky to not have been corrupted by the darkness that surrounded him every day. However, a simple push was all it took for his entire life to change. For the world around him to become more complicated than ever before. Book 1 in the Injustice: The Path to Hell series.

He had no idea where he was. He remembered escaping a mob and finding himself in an alley. Luckily a kind man took him in. He later became a fan of Legolas and LoTR. His adopted brother was far too logical to like it himself. He'll prove him wrong, somehow. He had no idea that everyone would be turned to stone even himself. What could Naruto do? Become his hero is what.

There's an old saying in Atlas. Don't mess with a Schnee. Ah, if only he'd been given that choice. Fate had other plans. Flung into uncharted territory, a wayward ninja finds himself on a new battlefield; one he's not at all prepared for. His decisions here might just make the world of Remnant a better place...or destroy what remains. Who can say? NarutoxWillow. NarutoxHarem?

A young Midoriya is found by a new kid in town, Naruto Uzumaki, he is going to be staying at his house for his foster home. They develop a friendship that the world may not be able to handle. The first chapter is kind of crappy, but I started to write on my computer now, so there is a big improvement. Just trust me.

He did it again. He sacrificed himself in order to save his comrades though this time it was his own choice. But now, he finds himself in a new world that might be even crazier than his own. At least it doesn't involve him, that's a plus, right? Ah, he should've known it was only a simple matter of time until it did.

Naruto wants a shinobi animal. Hiruzen figures the egg in the research department could use an owner. A very sharp-toothed reptile creature crawls out. Warning: Blood and eating things, Velociraptors are meat-eaters, so be warned.

Meet eighteen year old Captain Naruto Uzumaki. He's the new Captain of Special Fire Force Division Eight. He's young, he's loud, and he's extremely reckless, but with his bright flames he'll light up the sky and fuck shit up, rocking the world to the very core, believe it baby!

Naruto died using a suicide seal that took Kaguya Otsutsuki with him. Now he finds himself in the presence of a loli-goddess who wants to watch random scenes of his other versions lives. This wasn't what he expected the after life to be like... Oh look! Ramen!

There were hundreds of millions of men in the world that she could have chosen to fall in love with. Her biggest enemy and that idiot Naruto, however, was not one of them.

Not all villains are evil, some are... just Quirky.

A series of chapters dedicated to a light hearted Naruto and Raven romance. Something more of the line of drabbles and such. Find me and follow me on twitter to know my thoughts and schedule. This fic is dedicated to Sihv. XJKenny image find on Deviantart.

While out sailing Naruto is almost drowned when a storm hits. He is saved by Ariel and as a result a friendship and even romance blooms. Not just a copy of movie with name changes like most crossovers of Naruto x Disney fics. By the way I have a twitter now. Kyuubi16 or look for TheKyuubi16. Follow me to know my update schedule and such.

Naruto Uzumaki died at the Valley of the Ends. Unfortunately for a certain Uchiha, Naruto the Kyuubi was born as a result of the chidori impaling the seal. Now Naruto has to get use to living as a walking force of nature while Konoha learns to live with a mountainous fox in their backyard. Kyuubi-Naruto

Waking up next to a beautiful woman, who looks eerily similar to Sasuke, calling him husband and a chibi Itachi calling him father was not what he was expecting at all. Time-Travel! Sharingan Naruto!

Ten thousand innocents; trapped in a game where each day is a fight to survive. There is no second chances, yet they will lead those trapped within; fighting alongside those who see them as 'Elitists' and 'Beaters'. To burden the stigma they had been branded with; they will lead them out. This? Is the story of the guild, 'Advent Children'. (Updated/Edited 20/07/2019)

He didn't plan to become Eraserhead's apprentice but he wasn't going to turn it down. Being born with two quirks and being trained by a pro hero didn't sound too bad to him. He'd become the strongest hero alive. Hit abilities Naruto. Pairing currently undecided

During a horrible beating from shinobi and citizen where Naruto nearly dies at the hands of the villagers and ninjas of konoha after hiruzen makes a promise to never allow anyone to hurt Naruto and decides to act like a true kage he was before. Naruto changes his views he doesn't just want to be hokage but also fix the corruption within the village. Puppeteer Grey Naruto

"Getting to know people, making them feel at ease around you, and making sure you have a mutual understanding works wonders in life. Sadly, I can't say I'm the good one out of us. I will be complete." Naruto always had two sides, when he loses one and his emotions, both end up in very different worlds with odd challenges. Gray Yami/Dark Naruto x harem. Light Fairy Tail bashing.

Naruto Uzumaki, as fun as his career is, has been looking for something to shake things up a bit. After hearing about a reality competition show from his childhood friend he quickly decides to sign up to break the mold and to see how fun it is as well as what he can take from it: Money, friends, or maybe a girlfriend. He'll have to wait and see how it goes - Naruto x Harem. Rated M

A series of WDL oneshot. What if Naruto fall in love with someone in Total Drama universe? How would it turn out for the WDL? Does it leave a impact or does it remain same? Let's find out! Rated M for lemons.

A princess of human kingdom have been kidnapped and is keeping in the Demon King's Castle...And all she care about is sleeping...And this kitsune hanyo that is watching after her as her warden. Little did the residents of Demon King's castle know is a maelstrom is going to hit them hard with pure chaos and headaches! Oh, and did I mention a romance between human and demon?

Based on a Challenge from Challenger. What if Kyuubi was a being of Aura and psychic instead of chakra and one day when Naruto was age Five he was teleported to the world of Pokemon and into the life of Delia Ketchum. What will Naruto do with A trusty Lucario side kick, A whole host of women falling for his charm and a godlike team of Pokemon. Watch out world, The Maelstroms Comin.

They say curiosity killed the cat. Did it really? Or was that cat just so curious about death, that it actually wanted to meet it? Cursed with life eternal, a dimension-hopping shinobi finds his way to the Marvel movie universe and the Avengers. But will this prank-loving, ramen-eating blond be friend...or foe? Regardless, he's Not Going Home anytime soon! Pairing undecided! VOTE!

After being hurtled through space and time, Naruto awakens in the Tower of Fate. Under the tutelage of Kent Nelson, he aspires to be a hero to his new home. Using his techniques and his wit, he moves through the world of Young Justice as the powerful and enigmatic hero Shinobi. Naruto X Ms. Martian. Rated T for violence and language, Rating subject to change.

(working title). Naruto finds him self falling towards the earth and ends up splashing down in front of a very beautiful and pissed off woman that claims that she is Uchiha Madara. Naruto x Fem Madara. Time Travel... probably. Probably Yandere Madara.

How did this happen? How did one man go from being one of the most powerful shinobi in all the elemental nations, to serving one of the most powerful and influential families in all Fiorre? How could one woman, tame such a beast? This, is that story. A mad one. NarutoxLucy. Implied NarutoxLayla. Fluff, romance, violence, etc. Full Credit to TFS Hellsing Abridged. Being rewritten.

Makarov due to too much stress decides to retire as guild master temporarily and in doing so he decides to make his irresponsible, eccentric and carefree grandson Naruto Uzumaki into Guild Master for the time being. Will Fairy Tail come to accept the blond who does nothing but read manga, drink strawberry milkshakes, and annoy everyone, as Guild Master? [Completed]

after being injured in a fight the nine tailed fox tried to take the opportunity to brake out, however instead of his freedom this leads to Naruto being sent to a new world.

Another scenario of what if? Kushina lived through to raise Her son. What happens when Naruto sole precious person is his mother? What sort of plan will the Sandaime cook to make Naruto happy, when he realizes that the blond would rather see the village burn than save it?

Basically, Naruto was saved from Konoha by Rick and was raised under his influence. Watch as the smartest man in the universe and the strongest being in the universe wreak havoc together.

If there is a story you miss by Saito Uzumaki and simply want to re-read it just for the hell of it, then here is his Collection! This Collection collects all of Saito's abandoned stories and even unreleased stories! All for the viewers pleasure! So enjoy!

A cloaked man watches the ambush of the Khaos Brigade against the three faction meeting. Staying away from the action till the fallen angel leader, Azazel was going to kill Katerea Leviathan. So after many years he will once more get involved with the supernatural world. And the three factions will feel the wrath of the Hell's Dire Wolf.

AU : Naruto was abandoned at birth and everything comes to light after the Wave Mission. Naruto decides to quit as a shinobi of the leaf. Will Naruto be able to forge his own path through his father's legacy and protect it? Pairing: NarutoxSatsuki (Fem!Sasuke). His family tries to make amends for their mistakes, but will he accept them? And will Hiruzen be able to stop him in leaf?

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The Uchiha's have a history of madness, and no one knew it better than Naruto, fifth son of Tajima Uchiha. Amidst his father's mad ambition and his eldest brother Madara's thirst for revenge against the Senju and the entire world, it will take every ounce of Naruto's charm and skill at arms to save the greatest clan of the ninja world...and that still might not be enough. NaruxTsu

Sometimes curses can be blessing, and sometimes blessings can be curse. After travelling to a new world, and living a long life, Naruto gains a blessing that he never though he would gain. The matter remains, is this blessing really a blessing, or a curse in disguise?

A new world. This is what Naruto found himself in after he woke up from his near death experience after Kaguya pushed him through her portal with the last of her strength. Thankfully an angel or rather a fallen one happened to be there to give him life once again. Now a reborn as a fallen angel Naruto will face new enemies and challenges like he has never seen before. Naruto/Harem

In the end all that Naruto actually needed to be great was for someone to be there for him. A Mother that didn't let even Death separate her from her son. A Brother(no matter how furry he is) who has been with him from the moment of his birth. And that Emotionless Dragon God who accidentally got Obsessed with him. And in the end that was all he needed, To be Loved for who he was.

My adaption of Onishin's DRC:Avatar vs Sennin story. This time around making some changes to add to fit the current series both canon. Having returned from a prolonged disappearance Naruto returns to aid the Princess of the Fire Nation as he sets up a plan to counter the evil that will soon threaten to engulf the world.

With Jump City destroyed, Trigon has beaten the Teen Titans. As Raven falls to her dark father, she contracts a being of unimaginable power. A god with the power to destroy everything he wishes. An entity that destroyed a galaxy before even the birth of Trigon himself. A being who warred with the gods themselves and destroyed them. The Deity of the End.

After taking an extended training trip, Naruto returns to Konoha with an unexpected surprise. How will everyone take this new surprise and how will it affect future events and just how much did Naruto change in his time away.

Sometimes, being in the wrong place when good things happen is bad. Sometimes, it is worse. Naruto didn't know what to make of being in his current situation, but he was about to find out.

Ten Demons. Ten Bijuu that rocked the Monster World. Nine were sealed, except one. The one has returned and is ready to take on the world of Monsters by storm, starting from Yokai Academy. Uber-Godlike Naruto. Rated M for blood, violence and lemons.

He used to live life on the run. Given a second chance in a new world, Naruto learns what it means to work with a team and be a hero.

The story of the one who has taken on the name Mandarin and now searches for the rings of power even if he must have to face the ones he calls friend but what will his choice be once he finds the Makulan Rings. Naruto X Ava X Death

Chakraless Naruto. No chakra, no jutsus, just herculean strength and taijutsu to help him deal with the problems at Republic City and the new arrival. How he got there is a mystery, why he's there is also another, but he's intent on helping his new friends. Naruto x Korra and Asami. Chapter 1 is a prologue.

He was not sure when it all started, was it when he was a baby, was it when these incidents happened, or was it when he joined Total Drama with his childhood friend. Only one thing he knows is that he has been living a dramatic life. Rated M for some swearing and possible lemon in future.

At the end of the Fourth Great Shinobi War, Naruto gets transported to another dimension. What will he do when he wakes up in a Hotel full of monsters and a teenage vampire that wants to be with him? Read and Find out. Third in my 'Movie Series'

Akatsuki: A group of perverted, psychotic, weed smoking, and drinking individuals. Between telling your Mama Jokes, killing people, being arrested, and dying every other week they always manege to end up on an insane misadventure.

Naruto and sasuke defeats kaguya but naruto gets sucked in black void vortex which sends back him in time,juubi jinchuriki naruto,Godlike naruto, naruto x mikoto

AU Naruto is fourteen, homeless and starving on the streets of Gotham. He has no recloation of his past, and in his journey to find it, he is assisted by a unexpected feline foe of a certain Caped Crusader. Is his way right, or will he turn? N/SG/Art/BG. M for language. Cancelled.

The sister fic to MGILF and just like MGILF the characters will be OOC not for little kids to read Poll on my profile

Basically a NarutoxVenom crossover. I know it sound bad, but have I ever steered you wrong with crossovers before? Also this will be a harem. Who exactly? Wait and see!

Betrayed by the people around him in a way not even he thought was possible, Naruto left. After realising he is being chased Naruto tries to escape using a Jutsu only for a single wrong hand seal to send both him and those chasing him to another dimension. Now three years later he is living the life he always wanted but was never alowed, but how long can it last. Rated M for safty.

Naruto Uzumaki woke up with no memory of how he came to be, faced with an apocalypse he joins a small group of teens. Together they try to survive and deal with their ever growing feelings. Although the blonde holds a dark secret. Abandoned. Read at your own risk. Seriously though, it's bad lol.

A tale of True Love, Explosions, Comedy, and Suspension of Disbelief. Warning: Naruto is hit by cars, a lot...

About three things Bella was absolutely sure of. First, she wasn't as unconditionally and irrevocably in love with Edward as she thought. Second, the lamb found a bigger and badder lion and third, her new bodyguard was completely idiotic and perverted - though she couldn't help the animalistic attraction between them. Starts at the end of New moon. Volturi!Naruto.

In the world of Youkai, only one race has ever gone nearly exticnt. The Bijuu. Now, with a Ten tailed beast in the halls of Youkai, how will the girls react? With lust and desire of course! Naruto x Ruby Harem. Lemon!

Anko sees something that worries her and decides to do something about it.

Being a Magical clone of his original counterpart, Naruto does his best to live out a happy life in Jump City. He becomes a pro-visionary member of the Teen Titans and One Day Starfire shows an interest in a painting by Naruto. As a result the two of them grow a bit closer. Image by Phoenixbird16 of Deviantart. Go check out Gallery.

Naruto has fought through his own outbreak...now he must save a doomed future from the extinction of the human race. Can he defeat a greater nemesis?

Thanks to Kyuubi, Naruto is out of the Elemental Nations. Now he must deal with High School in another world and...what is with all the dead people walking around? Naruto/Harem. Not a super Naruto at all.

Bad guys? Homework? Track and Cheerleader Practice? Dormant Ninja Power? Dating? Naruto and Kim got it covered. Well, maybe...

Cancelled. Naruto had lost control at four tails against Sasuke and killed him. In a strange turn of events unknown to the blonde, he had taken Sasuke's Sharingan, somehow developing the eternal mangekyo. To gain control of his Yokai he's sent away. AU. Naru/Harem. CrackFic.

After making the ultimate sacrifice to save the ninja world, Naruto is rescued from certain death by the Supreme Kai. Now the greatest ninja from the hidden leaf village has a new mission, protect the earth.

The descriptions of the results of the Shiki Fujin weren't entirely accurate. A not so dead Naruto now finds himself at the mercy of his new employers: a creepy headmaster of a school and a toddler who rules over life and death. Nar/Ros Vamp/YYH Crossover

Naruto encounters Itachi and finds out he is a she and that she's been watching him for years. Stoic? Yeah right try perverted! What's this about the Moon and Tanks? Life was so much simpler when the Uchiha was evil. NarutoxFemItachi.

They were each other's lifeline. They save each other from the loneliness of the cold and cruel world. The love of their other motivating them through another day. Even if fate isn't always so favorable. Image by Tonicshadow.

ON HIATUS. Fighting to keep hope in his friend, struggling to come to terms with Jiraiya's death, Uzumaki Naruto doesn't need any more on his plate. Sadly, that's what lands on his doorstep. Literally. Post Manga ch. 406 Naruto-centric MaturING!Naruto

Naruto joins Akatsuki and becomes a Hanyou! NaruxKure NOT HAREM NEVER NEVER NEVER! Alot of OOC M for violence and language. Lemons! Thx to J.A Jasper!

Completed. AU. At first it was a favor. Ino Yamanaka didn't know that growing up meant dealing with all this. Sometimes stumbling upon a nuisance isn't always a bad thing. NarutoXIno.

Naruto had the strength to be hokage a age ten. But something happens and he doesnt' take the job. Instead he quits being a shinobi and becomes a ramen chef. But can a chef with the powers of a Hokage remain a such or will he be pulled back in to save t

Summary reviewed. Chapte 16 FINALLY updated! It was the promise of a life time, and he had kept it. That was how it all started and how it changed eveything, including a certain blonde shinobi. Rate and review. Naruto X OC

[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]