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Joined 07-14-02, id: 233649, Profile Updated: 12-20-12
Author has written 28 stories for Les Miserables, Phantom of the Opera, Moulin Rouge, Pocahontas, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Scarlet Pimpernel, Little Shop of Horrors, Dragon Age, and Once Upon a Time.

I WRITE WHATEVER THE VOICES IN MY HEAD TELL ME TO!

Ahem. Hello there. Well, for those who care, I'm a twenty-something escaped mental patient named Moria, and I live in a rinky dink town no one's ever heard of, in the boonies of northern Arizona, with an assortment of invisible friends. I'm in my senior year of college, so I haven't had a lot of time to write lately. I'm obsessed with Les Miz, Phantom, SP, and pretty much every other musical ever written. I love my RPGs, especially Baldur's Gate, Dragon Age, Fallout 3, and pretty much anything else by Bioware or Bethesda. I also love anything and everything Star Wars, and have an embarrasing fondness for Disney cartoons. My latest obsession is Once Upon a Time (Rumbelle forever!). I generally get my kicks by brutally mocking the above, but it's all in good fun.

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Lessons by CountessofRothes reviews
On the rooftop Christine told Raoul, "When the time comes we shall leave, but if I then refuse, you must carry me off by force!" Erik later said to Christine, "If you loved me, I would be as gentle as a lamb; and you could do with me as you pleased." But would either of these predictions come true? And…should they? "Your hand at the level of your eyes," said the Persian...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 113,712 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 6/9/2018
Masquerade by cedfiafics reviews
Drawn into him like a moth to a flame... why is it that she feels this way? Cedric/Adult Sofia, T
Sofia the First - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,533 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 5/20/2018 - Cedric, Sofia - Complete
An Eternity of This by Mandy the O reviews
A broken man and a haunted woman and the coming together of their pasts.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 80 - Words: 206,638 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 12/26/2018 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Complete
Only A Rose by Tinuviel Undomiel reviews
Co Author: Nerwen Aldarion. AU After Skin Deep. Emma has to take care of Rose French, Moe's granddaughter, after he is hospitalized. She begins to investigate Rose's missing mother and unknown father, uncovering a secret story from another world. Meanwhile, Mr. Gold struggles with the knowledge that he might have another child, one he must protect from Regina.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 227,404 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 5/3/2018 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey
Masque Night by Kelaine729 reviews
AU. Each night, in Lord Maurice's castle, the revelers dance, celebrating their deliverance from the Ogres. Belle, mistress of Lord Gaston, endures it as she endures everything since her husband, Rumplestiltskin, died, trying to protect their son, Baelfire-till Lord Maurice sells the boy to a vengeful Dark One. Nominated for Best Rumbelle AU for the TEA awards.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 98,280 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 2/1/2017 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Neal C./Baelfire, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey - Complete
Mistakes by Cadsuane reviews
AU. What if Maric did know about Alistair's life in Redcliffe and decided to do something about it?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,874 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Alistair, Cousland, Loghain M. T., Maric T.
The First 48 by Imagination-Parade reviews
Five moments from Owen & Claire's first 48 hours (give-or-take) immediately following the events of Jurassic World. They lock themselves in a hotel room, hiding from the media, the world, and Claire's big sister. A little sweet, a little sad, a little silly, and a little smutty.
Jurassic Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,867 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 69 - Published: 6/27/2015 - [Claire, Owen] - Complete
Red Flag by MorningGlory2 reviews
Starts after 1x08. Not sure how I will continue...we'll see what people want ;) Tom/Rachel all the way. Pretty fluffy, some slowburn, etc. Some chapters are rated M, proceed with caution. COMPLETE (Will post a follow-up one-shot soon)
Last Ship - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 146,817 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 6/14/2015 - Published: 8/12/2014 - T. Chandler, Rachel S. - Complete
Corin by Isabeau of Greenlea reviews
The provoking young Cousland Grey Warden stands squarely in the way of Anora's ambitions.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 290,783 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 6/12/2015 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Cousland, Anora
Where they Stand by DaesGatling reviews
Oneshot Rumple makes himself known to Belle after the events of 4X13 and Belle and he go to the Inn to argue about betrayals, where they stand, and how they feel about their marriage and each other.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,498 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/13/2015
Firsts by she.s.a.shy.one reviews
He promised he would come back for her. And he did. / The first time they met, the first time a man returned for her, the first time they came to Camp Half Blood, the first time she thought he was a complete fool (and the times after that). The many firsts in the relationship of Calypso, goddess of Ogygia and Leo Valdez, son of Hephaestus. (Post- HoH; CALEO)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 192,796 - Reviews: 2509 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 1,316 - Updated: 3/9/2015 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Calypso, Leo V.
Wolf in the Lion's Den by BellatrixLives reviews
A tale of Sansa and Tyrion's growing relationship after they have married. How will their relationship bud among the troubles that surround them? Based solely on the show, I have not read the books. *Show Spoilers* Picks up during S3E8 Second Sons, right after they return to their room from the wedding feast.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 70,390 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 1,509 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Gendry W., Tyrion L., Sansa S., Arya S. - Complete
Recovering by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
Spotting a distressed and no longer intimidating Mr. Gold in the hospital, amnesiac Belle returns the shards of his cup to him in an attempt to console him.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,355 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey - Complete
Finding Beauty by Mrs-Stiltskin reviews
Spinner AU: Young Rumplestiltskin has fallen in love with his new apprentice, but she is forbidden to him. A princess who must wed as dictated by the crown, Belle has no desire to marry into another noble house. Can she and her spinner ever find their happy ending? Warning: Includes Explicit Smut
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,275 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey
Sensitivity by Ravenclaw992 reviews
The Dark One curse has granted Rumpelstiltskin the gifts of immortality, magic...and heightened senses. When his growing sensitivity to Belle drives him mad, he concocts a cure. Unfortunately, the potion does the exact opposite and only increases his sensitivity. There was no escaping Belle, anymore. The tables had turned; he was her prisoner. Rumbelle. Skin Deep timeline.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,960 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 6/19/2013 - [Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey] - Complete
Gang-lord's Love by Eyes like Dawn reviews
Desperation drives home town librarian Belle French to make a deal with the notorious international gang-lord of the Dark One's, Mr. Gold. When the deal is struck she finds herself plunged into a dangerous world she never dreamed of being a part of with a man she never thought she would fall for.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,700 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Belle/Lacey, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
True Love's Kiss by Josephine77 reviews
When the Jolly Roger returns from it's trek from Neverland, Belle reunites with the imp she fell in love with. Her beloved Rumple is back, sparkly skin and all. What does this mean for their future? Will True Love's Kiss finally break the spell over Rumplestiltskin, or will someone steal her thunder and beat her to it? Oneshot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey - Complete
Meadowlark Trilogy by aura218 reviews
A man who thought he'd never love, and a woman who thought she'd never see kindness, create a little family. AU: canon divergence, Valjean met Fantine on the day she was fired from the factory.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Valjean, Fantine
Desire by Sirensong28 reviews
While searching through old possessions for the key to finding Bae, he realizes what he has lost.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey
By a Dagger Bound by Eyes like Dawn reviews
Princess Belle was ferried away to safety while her father and betrothed fight the ogres. Always yearning for adventure and a way to save her people, she's none to happy to be sent away until she stumbles across a dagger. For Rumpelstiltskin, he is none to happy to find he is now the slave of a lovely, blue eyed maiden. While he plots to be free will a beauty tame a beast?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 130,870 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey - Complete
After the Phone Call by allieisrandom reviews
Sweet Rumbelle Oneshot, takes place immediately after The Miller's Daughter.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,756 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey - Complete
Fallout: The Novelisation by Flopsie reviews
Follow Player Name in his quest to find his father, Liam Neeson.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 28 - Words: 28,184 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 5/10/2009
A Pleasant Evening Talk by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
Roxanne decides to have a simple, adult conversation with Megamind. Nothing could possibly go wrong... Post-movie, some spoilers.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Tale as Old as Time by Eyes like Dawn reviews
Belle sells herself to Rumple as a slave in exchange to save her fathers kingdom. But as time passes does she see her sacrifice bloom into something more with the seemingly devious Rumple? Alternate ending up.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 134,325 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Belle/Lacey, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
The Needs of Many by TheNeedsOfMany reviews
James T. Kirk's emotional turmoil as he lets Edith Keeler right the timeline.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2012 - J. Kirk - Complete
You Did What to My Son? by Saber Wing reviews
Because we've all wondered how this conversation would go. Loghain breaks the news. Maric is not pleased.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Loghain M. T., Maric T. - Complete
With Friends Like This by violent darlings reviews
Nadir Khan really needs a new best friend. Starring Christine, unborn!Charles, and the epic bromance that is Erik and Nadir.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,554 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Evergreen by Nade-Naberrie reviews
When Christine's world crumbles, she returns to the man who had once loved her beyond all reason. But even if they can slay their own demons, will they be able to escape the wrath of those left in their destructive wake? COMPLETE.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 239,252 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Erik, Christine, Raoul, Persian/Daroga - Complete
Why Can't I Be Queen? by Sarah1281 reviews
Mary Sue Cousland has just had a brilliant idea: SHE can be sole ruler of Ferelden instead of Alistair or Anora given how much everyone loves her magical Cousland bloodline. Eamon's not quite convinced it will work but that won't dampen her enthusiasm!
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Eamon G., Cousland - Complete
The Opposite of Logic by Kristen Elizabeth reviews
I do not believe I have ever hurt anyone as much as I have hurt her, Jim.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,878 - Reviews: 1788 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
A Match Made in Persia by Banana71588 reviews
She was an odalisque, fated to slavery in the royal harem, abandoned by her father. And he was a genius who wore a mask, a man shunned by humanity for his death’s face. But for one night she is given as a gift…for one night only…or so they thought…
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,208 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Erik
Baldurs Babe by Laume reviews
The strange events surrounding the birth of Istarion and Aeries son.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
Picture This by TrudiRose reviews
AU. Is it possible to write a GastonBelle pairing that's believable and in character? Or have I lost my mind? Read and find out!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 130,507 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 1,542 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Gaston, Belle - Complete
Whose Lair Is It Anyway? by Random-Battlecry reviews
Something has gone decidedly odd, and all the versions of Erik that ever were descend on one lair, all convinced that they're the only Phantom. Randomness ensues. COMPLETE!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,389 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/7/2005 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Complete
Mudbloods, Purebloods, and a Ludicrous Law by Electryone reviews
With dozens of Marriage Law fics out there, why choose this one? Because it's SHORT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/29/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Phreaky Phriday by LaLuna reviews
The classic tale, with a Phantom twist ... Heh heh. FINISHED! Chapters 8 & 9! Again, sorry about the wait, and thanks to all for reading!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,674 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/24/2003 - Published: 5/17/2003
La Blonde by Adrianna reviews
The story of Fantine's life, my first fic so be nice! : ) *COMPLETE!!!*
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,687 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/7/2003 - Published: 9/5/2002 - Complete
Plagiarism Benefits No One by Velveteen Nightmare reviews
Marius steals Jehan's poetry and passes it off as his own. Pure insanity. Please review. Finished 1-21
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,195 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/21/2003 - Published: 12/1/2002
Jane Eyre: the comedy film by MayaHJ7 reviews
For everyone who's read Charlotte Bronte's Jane Eyre, here's a spin on it, or should I say, put in simpler terms. Totally meant to be funny.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2002
Gamin with a Cherub's Bow by Raij reviews
Gavroche gets his mitts on Cupid's most prized possession. Chaos ensues.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2001
CHAOS by Sofie reviews
When you mix Cats, Rent, Phantom of the Opera, Les Miserables and Sound of Music, you get... well... chaos.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,076 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2000
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Once Upon a Parody reviews
The caffeine-induced play-by-play for those viewers who haven't been paying attention. Episode 4x10 now posted.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 76 - Words: 540,683 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 4/21/2016 - Published: 12/20/2012
What Once Was Mine reviews
Co-author Slobberyblobber: After capturing Belle, Regina gives her a new identity. An identity named Rapunzel.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,253 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/12/2015 - Published: 11/1/2014
Six Wardens and a Blight reviews
Cousland, Tabris, Mahariel, Brosca, Aeducan, and Surana set out to score with Alistair, kill all humans, find some respectable clothes, win the lottery, pay child support, and burn things, respectively.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,798 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Cousland, Tabris
Aeducan and the Duster reviews
The Prince and the Pauper, Orzammar style
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Aeducan, Brosca
For Want of a Nail reviews
A parody of the six origin stories, with a twist
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,950 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Duncan - Complete
Little Shop of Horrors for Dummies reviews
For when you're too busy to watch the real thing. Movie-based
Little Shop of Horrors - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,430 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010
Musicals in a Minute reviews
Your favorite musicals, ultracondensed.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 7/13/2007
The Scarlet Pimpernel For Dummies reviews
Well, what more can I say? It's the Scarlet Pimpernel for dummies. Hopefully good for a laugh or two.
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
Vendredi Bizarre reviews
Valjean and Javert switch places for a day.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,092 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Valjean, Javert
Explanations reviews
An attempt to make sense of Pocahontas II, written under the influence of massive amounts of caffeine.
Pocahontas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Complete
Many Faces reviews
Ever wonder how Kay, Leroux, Webber, and the rest could all be telling the truth about Erik? Here's your answer.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,524 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/9/2005 - Published: 9/11/2005
The Metamorphosis reviews
Ever wonder what happened to Erik after he mysteriously disappeared at the end of the musical?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2005
The Tie That Binds reviews
Raoul and Erik accidentally get handcuffed together. Will they learn to get along, or just gnaw their arms off?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,929 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 6/19/2005
You Must Love Me! reviews
What if Erik's second romance was to go more like the first for a change?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/13/2005
Happily Ever After? reviews
Christine chooses Erik instead of Raoul, and it doesn't end in marital bliss.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,812 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/11/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005
Leroux: Condensed reviews
The original novel made simple. Hopefully good for a laugh or two.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,087 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/3/2005 - Published: 5/16/2005
L A Miz reviews
Yep, it's another story with the Les Miz characters in modern times. Written very late at night.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,498 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/21/2003 - Published: 3/26/2003
Teamwork reviews
Valjean and Eponine team up to split up Marius and Cosette. And yes, it's as weird as it sounds.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/11/2003 - Published: 1/4/2003
Les Miserables for Dummies reviews
Got a book report? Abridged version too long for you? Just read this
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2003
A Day in the Life of the Phantom reviews
What was the Phantom's life really like? The result of too much caffeine. Finished!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/4/2003 - Published: 10/1/2002
Just Another Day In Paradise reviews
Silly stuff involving all of the characters together in the afterlife. FINISHED! Yes, the madness is finally over!
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,829 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/1/2002 - Published: 9/12/2002
Les Miserables: The Real Story reviews
Very bizarre. Very, very, very bizarre. This is what Les Miz would have been like if Victor Hugo had been high while writing it.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2002
Moulin Rouge Meets Titanic reviews
Another parody. Let's pretend that it was Christian who wrote Titanic...
Moulin Rouge - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2002
Moulin Rouge Goes to Broadway reviews
What happens when Moulin Rouge is written with theater songs. Ultimately stupid
Moulin Rouge - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2002
The Phantom of the Moulin Rouge reviews
A mean parody slavemaster forces Erik and company to perform Moulin Rouge.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/29/2002 - Published: 7/28/2002
Disney's Phantom of the Opera reviews
What if Disney ever got its paws on Phantom? *shudder*
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/22/2002
Les Amis Discover Fanfic reviews
Starring a very angry Enjolras, a very frightened Gavroche, and one Omnipotent Fanfic Author
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2002
The Mizzies Meet The 1998 Movie reviews
What would happen if they saw it? (I was bored, okay?)
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2002