Name: Not tellin’ you!

Age: 20

Birthday: April 7

Gender: Ima' girly girl

Purity level: Still ain't getting sexy time. Meh, I got romance novels and shit, I'm good.

Interests: Lots of things

Fictional anime boyfriend: Hayes from Hustle Cat. That boy is my bread and butter.

Favorite quotes

"Women are the bloodthirsty sex," said Ric sadly. "We get the reputation, but it is only because the women stand behind us and say 'Kill it. Squish it."-Patricia Briggs, Hunting Ground

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“If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.”- Lemony Snicket

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“This toast feels raw. Is it safe to eat raw toast?” -Lemony Snicket

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"Taking one’s chances is like taking a bath, because sometimes you end up feeling comfortable and warm, and sometimes there is something terrible lurking around that you cannot see until it is too late and you can do nothing else but scream and cling to a plastic duck."-Lemony Snicket

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“Every night I give a violin recital for six hours, and attendance is mandatory. The word 'mandatory' means that if you don't show up, you have to buy me a large bag of candy and watch me eat it."-Lemony Snicket

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“I will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence, and as justice loves to sit and watch while everything goes wrong."-Lemony Snicket

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“Stealing, of course, is a crime, and a very impolite thing to do. But like most impolite things, it is excusable under certain circumstances. Stealing is not excusable if, for instance, you are in a museum and you decide that a certain painting would look better in your house, and you simply grab the painting and take it there. But if you were very, very hungry, and you had no way of obtaining money, it would be excusable to grab the painting, take it to your house, and eat it.”-Lemony Snicket

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"Assumptions are dangerous things to make, and like all dangerous things to make -- bombs, for instance, or strawberry shortcake -- if you make even the tiniest mistake you can find yourself in terrible trouble. Making assumptions simply means believing things are a certain way with little or no evidence that shows you are correct, and you can see at once how this can lead to terrible trouble. For instance, one morning you might wake up and make the assumption that your bed was in the same place that it always was, even though you would have no real evidence that this was so. But when you got out of your bed, you might discover that it had floated out to sea, and now you would be in terrible trouble all because of the incorrect assumption that you'd made. You can see that it is better not to make too many assumptions, particularly in the morning.”-Lemony Snicket

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“When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them.” -Lemony Snicket

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"Everyone, at some point in their lives, wakes up in the middle of the night with the feeling that they are all alone in the world, and that nobody loves them now and that nobody will ever love them, and that they will never have a decent night's sleep again and will spend their lives wandering blearily around a loveless landscape, hoping desperately that their circumstances will improve, but suspecting, in their heart of hearts, that they will remain unloved forever. The best thing to do in these circumstances is to wake somebody else up, so that they can feel this way, too" -Lemony Snicket

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Fears

-Big bugs with guts,

-Animals that are cute when you hold them but are terrifying when they wiggle from your grasp and get onto the ground.

-Deadly placed sharp objects.

-Gore

-Seeing a spelling mistake in one of my fanfic's AFTER POSTING IT! GAAAAAH I can't even think about it!!!!!!!

-Torture

-Fucking up a fanfic halfway through

Irrational fears

-Waking up in the horror video game Slender

-The evil faces that I sometimes think that I see in the ceiling

-Stuffed animals that move when I'm not looking and no one else is in the house

-Porcelain dolls

-Allucard from Hellsing

-The pink things under your eyelids

-Being eaten alive by small children

-Sizzling grease

Which animes I love

-Hunter x Hunter

-Shiki

-Ouran high school host club

-Full metal alchemist/brotherhood

-Cowboy beep bop

-Fruits basket

-Princess tutu (although the ending makes me want to slap the creator).

-No game No life

-Sunday without god

-Tokyo ghoul

-Boku no Hero Academia