Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter. Heyyy IM the one and hopefully the only SKYLAR97 or Skylar97!!!!! FanFictions I like COPIED FROM Bene16's profile!!!! THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT; PLEASE READ: As me and other authors who has written stories about "reading the Harry Potter Books" got reported for plagiarism, xxJLCSAADFRNCxx wrote to the JKR agents to ask for permission, they said that as long as we won't try to make money from it, it was okay. Besides this was their answer: Dear Amy, Many thanks for getting in touch with us again. Whilst it is fine for you to write a Harry Potter inspired story or fan fiction for your own personal enjoyment, as J.K. Rowling's agents we are obliged to remind you would not be allowed to publish this commercially (this means selling it for money!) Best wishes, The Blair Partnership Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING PUBLISHED OUTSIDE THIS WEBSITE AND OTHER PEOPLES FANDOMS!!! I ONLY OWN THE CHARACTERS AND THE PLOTS THAT I MAKE!!! BASICALLY SOMETHING YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE IN ANIME, BOOKS, CARTOONS, COMICS, GAMES, MISC, MOVIES, PLAYS, AND TV CATEGORY!!! This is a Harry Potter "Things Not to Do At Hogwarts" list!!! I copied and pasted this from someones profile!!! credit to Beautifully Corrupted 1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball. 2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office. 3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter. 4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick. 5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar. 6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination. 7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms." 8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year's Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's tasteless, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy. 9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month." 10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand. 12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force." 13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work." 14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot. 15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it. 16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive. 17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast. 18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day." 19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways. 20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor. 21) I am not authorised to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort 22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy. 23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling. 24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full." 25) I am not allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see who will come out alive 26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate. 27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways. 28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees." 29) I will not tell Draco to “Make like a ferret and bounce” 30) It is exceptionally tasteless to tell Professor Lupin ‘Once you go black you never go back’ 31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core." 32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm. 33) I will not greet Professor McGonagall with “What’s new pussy cat?” 34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion. 35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends." 36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends." 37) I will not start singing and dancing in the middle of lessons and claim someone put the imperious cure on me. 38) I will not tell Ron and Hermione to ‘get a room’ whenever they start fighting 39) I will not tell Severus Snape he takes himself too seriously. Same applied for Minerva McGonagall. 40) Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying the library is closed for an indefinite time period funny in any sense. Nor does Hermione Granger. 41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck. 42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus. 43) I will not lick Trevor. 44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey." 45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween. 46) I will not refer to Lucius Malfoy as a pimp - even if he does carry a pimp cane 47) I am no longer allowed to use the words ‘pimp cane’ in front of Draco Malfoy 48) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knights Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions. 49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice. 50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God. 51) I will not tell the first years to build a treehouse in the Whomping Willow. 52) I will not tell Filch that Peeves has left. It is cruel to get his hopes up like that. 53) I am not allowed to skip through the hallways singing the "Wizards of Waverly Place" theme song. 54) I am not allowed to attack the new Head Boy with water ballons. 55) I am not allowed to change the Slytherin common room to red and gold. 56) I am not allowed to tell the Revenclaws and/or Hermione Granger that the libray has been closed down. 57) I am not allowed to tell Lockheart that his fanclub is waiting in the Whomping Willow. 58) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice. 59) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort. 60) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera. 61) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays. 62) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library. 63) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas. 64.)House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers. 65.)I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Clause. 66.) I am not allowed to refer to myself as the New Dark Lord. 67.)I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snapes private chambers to watch him sing I Will Survive in the mirror, as it is disturbing. 68.) I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it. 69.)I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice. 70.) I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro. 71.) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class. 72.)The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid. 73.)I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets". 74.)A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly. 75.) Hogsmeade village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy. “ 76.)I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death. 77.). I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord. 78.)Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny. 79.)Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient. 80.)Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists. 81.)I may not have a private army. 82.) I must not substitute chocolate-flavored laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate. 83.)Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy. 84.)I am not the wicked witch of the west. 85.) -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either. 86.) I will not melt if water is poured over me. 87.) -Neither will Professor Umbridge. 89.)I shouldn't use Photoshop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors. 90.)I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose. 91.) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover. 92.) I will not test my Potions assigments by spiking Snape's drink with them. 93.) - Especially not all of them at once. 94.) I will not try to hock off my old piercings as "priceless Muggle artifacts." 95.) I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos. 96.)Professor Snape definitely does not have pointed ears, and under no circumstances is he to be addressed as 'Spock'. 97.)I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing by the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter. 98.)When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce 'These are not the droids you are looking for'. 99.)Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'. 100.)The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smarts and the Junior Death Eaters. 101.)I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins. 102.)I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes. 103.)I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing. 104.)I am not allowed to ask Professor Dumbledore if the size of his beard is 'compensating for something'. 105.)I will not create a betting pool on that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father. 106.)Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing GlimmerMcSparkles. 107.)I will not play the Imperial March theme for Professor Snape. 108.). - However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it. 109.)If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume. 110.) I will not attempt to recruit the title character to play himself. Even if he looks good in tap shoes. 111.)I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket" either. 112.)I am not a 'ninja sent here by Lord Voldemort to destroy Harry Potter' and should stop shouting this at meal times. 113.)It's not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a shirt that says All the good-looking ones die young with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it. 114.)I will not yell "Hey look It's Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade 115.)I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his pink flowery teddy bear to comfort him when he had that bad bad nightmare about Harry 116.)I will not charm a poster of myself on Draco's wall, no matter how much I know he wants it. A 15 year old girl holds hands with her one-year-old son. People call her a slut. People call another guy fat. People call an old man ugly. It's sad that some people could actually be like this. When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back. When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class. When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night. When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter. When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got. When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn. When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends. When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world. When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children. Then one night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you. If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you? This is beautiful! Try not to cry! She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said:'How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?' The surgeon said, 'I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it.' Sally said, 'Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?' The surgeon asked, 'Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university.' Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. 'Would you like a lock of his hair?' the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, 'It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. 'I said no at first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after I die Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day with his Mom.' She went on, 'My Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could.' Sally walked out of Children's Mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on the seat beside her in the car. The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her son's room. She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room exactly where he had always kept them. She laid down across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried herself to sleep. It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying beside her on the bed was a folded letter. The letter said: 'Dear Mom, I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say 'I Love You'. I will always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know. Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD! And guess what, Mom? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important. That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good bye and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked Him 'Where was He when I needed him?' 'God said He was in the same place with me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is with all His children. Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have to give God His pen back now He needs it to write some more names in the Book of Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm sure the food will be great. Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore The cancer is all gone. I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that? Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me. 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