Time travel, based on the Anime. So, the world ended. That's bad news. Who best to get to fix it? Well, there is this guy with a track record in world saving... Not entirely serious. T rating may be overdoing it.

Everything changes the summer of 5th year when a mere letter causes Harry's magic to react wildly and he finds out that Dumbledore has been controlling him and his friends a lot more than first thought. With the truth revealed to him, Harry shows everyone he isn't the Gryffindor Golden Boy everyone thinks he is and he isn't the only the one with masks. DarkEvilTrio! SLASH

Despite how impossible it seemed, Harry was sure his dad had saved the three of them from the dementors. After Hermione's time turner took them both back three hours, he was desperate to discover if who he'd seen casting that patronus was truly his dad. Harry certainly wasn't disappointed when his mum turned up instead, and changed the entire course of his life. Harry/Hermione

Twilight Sparkle has been here before. In fact, she's been here so often she's thoroughly bored. Time Loop stories for Equestria.

Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.

All families have secrets. Some are small, some are not. But in an immortal family, those secrets are eternal. Millennia come and go but some secrets never fade. Olympus' biggest secret was buried so deep none thought it could ever return. How wrong they were. Everything will change and none are safe. How it ends for the world... Only the Fates know.

Starts out the day after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione meet the Goddess of Love, and she offers to let them go back in time. Strictly Harry and Hermione. Minor - well maybe major Ginny, Ron and Dumbledore Bashing. Soul Bond - Time Travel

Fourth and last in the Black Queen series. Jen has just months in which to kill her destined foe, but after defeating the Turk, she is sure she now has a chance to succeed. Unfortunately, Voldemort spent his year's sabbatical uncovering secrets that she would have preferred him never learn. Secrets that could now prove deadly for everyone. Still not for children.

Harry helps Fleur in the second task of GOF and pays the price. HP/Fleur/Gabrielle/Hermione. A Veela bonding fic based on love. T Rated and it will stay that way. Thirteen year old Almost fourteen Gabrielle to start the story. Good Dumbledore.

A certain Miss Granger takes steps to ensure she can contact her best friend during the summer holidays. After the disaster of the Triwizard tournament, she believes Harry shouldn't be left alone - no matter what Dumbledore says.

Hermione is not surprised that Harry is spending their sixth year befriending Slytherins, releasing dangerous beasts in the dungeons, inciting House Elf rebellions, and generally causing trouble. This is Harry, after all. Sequel to Dear Order.

Zeus kills Sally Jackson with his master bolt when Percy is six months old, drastically changing Percy's life and the course of his future. AU.

It's nice not being the last demigod anymore. I'm back, better than ever, in my totally unbiased opinion, and ready to shake things up. [Time Travel. Eventual Percy and Artemis.]

Sometimes... you get what you wish for, even if it wasn't in a way you were expecting. And when all is said and done... sometimes, it's too late to take everything back, even if you spend the rest of your life trying to. After a prank gone wrong, the Griffin family is left to pick up the pieces of their broken daughter. Meg has finally shut up... but this time, will it be for good?

Harry's had it with his destined role after the Order does something he can't forgive. Now he's done with both sides of the war and wants to be left alone. But since when have his wishes ever counted for anything? LV/HP Slash & MPREG.More warnings inside.

Having left Britain, Harry tries to find a course through the troubled waters of the British Carribean. Sequel to 'Rocking the boat'

When an evil Nuzleaf has caused the moon to fall and destroy the world in three days, you probably wonder how things can get any worse. Here's how: The only one who can stop it is a certain peabrained, time traveling Pichu. Say your prayers, Termina.

AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.

A basic rule of time, it will fight change. Harry, Hermione and Luna return to stop Voldemort thanks to the last of the fae. But they are not alone and time will not bend to their will easily. They will fight, they will prank and they will be followed through time. Dumbledore, Ron and Molly bashing. Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith"

Third Book of Destinies Series. A fall into the endless abyss. A journey never taken by the heroes of old. Percy Jackson and Zoë Nightshade embark on a quest to do the impossible. A race against time through the worst place in the mythical world. Can they reach the heart of Tartarus and close the Doors of Death or will Gaea win out and turn the mortal world to ash?

With Harry Potter's hearing for Underage Use of Magic looming, and Sirius Black hunted for a crime he didn't commit and was never tried for, Harry reaches out to Her Majesty the Queen for help, with unexpected results. No ships. AU starting Ch 6-9 OotP, No HBP, No DH, No Horcruxes. COMPLETE

AU. From the deepest abyss of the sea, a new menace rises to threaten Wizarding Britain. And three scarred people are called up once again to defend a country that seems torn between praising and condemning them for saving it the first time. Inspired by concepts from Kantai Collection and similar games.

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay

Born in ancient Greece, Perseus loses his mother at a young age to Zeus' rivalry with Poseidon. Rescued and raised by an unexpected goddess, Perseus is raised to be a warrior like only one other, his brother. On long term hiatus.

Just Suppose Harry hadn't heeded his godfather's advice, and actually lost his temper at his trial? Time travel fic and title is 'Back to the Future' joke.

Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.

Two countries at war. One boy with a Gift. Four girls who understood. The Three of Them who planned it all. It's not as simple as black and white; everything is red, blue, and green, and the world will never be the same.

The Dementor attack on Harry during the summer after his fourth year leaves him on the verge of having his wand snapped. Unwilling to leave anything to chance, Sirius Black sets events into motion which will change Harry's life forever. HP/HG/FD

Kim is on just another mission to safeguard a valuable museum display when she finds everything is about to change, and the fate of the world itself might really rest on what she does next. If she can figure out what she is supposed to do before everything ends.

When Harry offered himself up to Voldemort, he discovered the people in the Ministry of Death are not happy with him at all. To make up for his years of blunders, Harry is sent back in time to correct everything that went wrong and to get some revenge. Harry/6 girls, Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, and certain Weasleys. Written for humor only. Lots of cliches. Reviews welcome.

Second in the Black Queen series. Last year, Jen had to contend with a deadly Tournament, a revived Dark Lord, a meddlesome Headmaster, and worst of all, reconciliation attempts by her parents. Surely her OWL year can't be anywhere near as complicated. Can it? NOT for children!

Yet another branch of the Infinite Loops inspired by Innortal and Saphroneth. Let's see the hijinks the Loopers from the World of Pokemon get into, shall we?

Harry Potter is a good guy, really, but there are some lines that should never be crossed, and Nick Fury has just crossed them.

Sequel To Rock-A-Bye Baby & Child's Play: Kim Possible is taking the first steps in facing her destiny as the Great Blue of galactic legend. Only she isn't the only one fearing that the choices she makes may make her a conqueror, or a monster. Meanwhile, someone is still out to find, and stop her. If they can reach her.

Hermione Granger deals with the marriage law the Wizengamot passed after Voldemort's defeat - in the style of the French Revolution. Old scores are settled but new enemies gather their forces, determined to crush the new British Ministry.

Can some angry words change everything?

Extreme measures are taken to distract Molly long enough for Bill to both neutralize a love potion and ask Harry to help make his engagement to Fleur possible. A kinder, smuttier alternative to Book Six's "An Excess of Phlegm" chapter. H/Hr, Bill/Fleur.

ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.

Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny

When Triton and Theseus discover Percy's existence after the Fury attack, they vow to do all in their power to aid Percy and keep their little brother alive. Even if it means breaking a few Ancient Laws, going to Camp Half-Blood, dodging Zeus's wrath, and even putting up with Luke. If one Sea Prince can cause so much trouble for Olympus, what can three get into?

What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.

Jamie has survived an entire year and has successfully kept her employment at Hogwarts. Now she has to deal with a family that knows who she is, a government that doesn't want her in the country, and people demanding to know when she'll get married. That, and there's also the pesky after-effects of throwing herself backwards through time.

When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione

In this "what-if" story, Ralph's crowning achievement isn't rescuing Sugar Rush from Cy-Bugs he introduced to that game. In this version, he never got to Sugar Rush. In fact he never even made it out of Hero's Duty. A tiny change in trajectory leads to huge changes in the story the movie gave us. Warnings: severe corporal punishment, underwear, & champagne.

A simple auror undercover mission, polyjuice, Draco Malfoy's hair, and the Half Blood Prince's potions text combine to find Harry in yet another hospital bed trying to explain a couple of things to Hermione. Rated T for mild cursing on someone's part Every time a Neo Death Eater cries, an auror gets his wings

Elsa is a tyrant. And for twenty years she has ruled and kept Arrendale in an eternal winter. But why is she a tyrant? One-Shot. Complete. WARNING: Contains Character Death.

A series of one-shots set in an alternate universe where Pitch found Jack long before the Guardians did. And then they became dysfunctional codependent boyfriends. Ratings are from K-M for each chapter and genre is everything from dark angst to fluff. Chapters are out of chronological order, but there is a method to the madness! Jack/Pitch.

He shifted the flowers in his hands, and finally came to stand in front of the slab of rock in the dead center of the clearing. The wildflowers in the clearing shook in the breeze as Ralph gently lay the flowers he'd brought with him in front of it. Real world-AU, a sad halloween-ish one-shot.

When Pitch Black rescues Jack Frost from certain death, neither the winter spirit nor the other Guardians really know what to expect. As Jack and Pitch face a series of challenges in starting a relationship and are forced to band together against a common enemy, they realize the difficulties of being on opposite sides of the fence. (Takes place after the movie.)

Jack Frost just wants to be seen. A little hard, when you're a myth among myths, and not even your fellow spirits can see you. Then the Man in the Moon decides Jack's a Guardian. But how's that possible, when no one knows you exist? (Or: Jack's heart breaks a lot, Baby Tooth is a damn good friend, and Bunny eventually makes away like a bandit with Jack Frost.) Jackrabbit slow burn

Amy hasn't seen Sonic in days. So what happens when the pink hedgehog gets a little delusional, thinking everyone and everything is Sonic? Made for comedy, obviously.

Eggman has kidnapped Cream and is holding her hostage. She's surprisingly patient and understanding as she waits for rescue. Who will reach their breaking point first: her, or Eggman? Old 4F for Literary Fanfiction; prompt was "Explosive"

Eggman's new invention is supposed to be a death ray, but its maiden voyage proves it to be something else: A machine that turns adults into babies. The lucky test subjects: Sonic, Knuckles and Amy. While Tails figures out a way to change them back to normal, Shadow is pretty much blackmailed into helping out. Can Shadow survive to see the threesome turned back to normal?

Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack

Post-OotP. After a traumatic start to his summer at Privet Drive, Harry snaps. An unlikely ally emerges, and Harry's discovery of the true Prophecy leads him away from Dumbledore and into the darkness, ultimately culminating in a battle for his very soul. Features Fem!Blaise, Dark!Aristocrat!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore, and eventual Harry/Many

Shego's on a rampage. Team Possible is MIA. GJ is outclassed, and in over their heads, having been caught flatfooted by a growing threat they have yet to comprehend. What's really going on? Only man knows, and he's in a coma. *Awarded Best Overall Story & Best Action/Adventure in 9th Annual Fannies.*

In which letters get written, hijinks ensue, and Harry discovers the 'power the dark lord knows not'.

She resigned. She left. She abandoned the life of a super hero. The life of GOOD. She left her family. And yet, every now and then, she still has to step up to the never ending roll of big sister...

Pariah Dark rules again, but not without opposition. It's up to Danny and Danni to restore order to the Ghost Zone while also dealing with the legal situation in the Human World. Book 3 of the A.N.I.E.L. Files.

Turbo had taken much from the citizens of Sugar Rush, not just Vanellope. Their rightful ruler, their hearts and minds... and their memories, not once but several times in an attempt to override their loyalty to their true leader. But now those forgotten times are coming into the light.

"King Candy was a just and honorable leader; the worst thing that His Majesty could do to him would be to send him back out with an apology, a statement of 'it's for the good of the community', and a handful of candy. Really, he had nothing to fear! So… why was he afraid? And why did it feel like he did this before?" Rancis goes to talk to King Candy about the glitch.

Sequel to Rebellion. Total Crack, AU, and Gen set during book 6. Harry continues to 'pretend' to be insane in order to strike before Voldemort does.

Remus orders Sirius to tell Harry a bedtime story. Harry, however, is fifteen and would really rather just go to sleep. Oh, and Sirius's story sucks.

Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!

It's the afternoon after the Battle of Hogwarts and people's priorities in getting things back on track come into conflict. The new Minister and the Ministry have their priorities, Harry and Hermione have theirs. EWE? Compliant. My apologies if anyone is offended by the joke at the end of the story. They really need a genre category for 'snark'. If this has been done before

Kim is thought dead, apparently having gone down in flames, and while the world adjusts, Shego is secretly trying to save the girl who could do anything. Will she succeed, or is this one battle that even Kim can't win.

Kim is fresh out of prison, and still furious over being framed for a crime she didn't commit. This time, she might just make everyone pay, if she doesn't self destruct first.

A different spin on the Potter Verse featuring a manipulative Dumbledore and an evil worse than Voldemort. A look at what could drive three people to destroy the Wizarding World.

Exactly one month, two weeks, and four days. That's how long it's been since that fateful day that Blossom first lost her little pink sock…It's been exactly one week and two days since she's begun guarding her things…They all say that Blossom's gotten paranoid, but NO, Blossom is NOT paranoid! Blossom KNOWS that someone has been taking her things!

Annabeth is in England looking for a new demigod, when she comes across a boy who is being attacked, by what she is told are dementors after helping weird poeple show up and takes her to a creepy house, were she learns the boy she helped is the demigod she was looking for, now she has to get him to camp half-blood. REDONE

After Graduation, Kim learns something about herself that may change everything. If it doesn't destroy her first. *Nominated Best Unlikely/AU story in 8th Annual Fannies.*

Harry is left with the Dursleys just after his godfather had died. One thing leads to the other and Harry is fed up with being a puppet. He breaks free and finds help. And boy, does he start rocking the boat.

This is the sequel to Harry's Had Enough. You don't have to read that first, but it might be better if you do. Harry in a position on power, he's a bit unscrupulous in this one. Dumbledore, Ministry and Death Eater bashing. Also a bit of Ron bashing and general wizard society bashing. H/Hr. Now Complete!

Sonic. My Sonic. All mine. Mine mine mine... You belong to me. You fascinate me. I must have you. You must stay here. Sonic... Onehsot/drabble of Sonic and Shadow. Can and can not be Sonadow

Kim is lost, perhaps dead, and those left behind are falling apart. Especially Shego. *Awarded Best Kigo Story of Year in 8th Annual Fannies.* (Inspired by the art of YogurthFrost on DeviantArt).

Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?

Shego discovers after his untimely death that Drew has kept a bigger secret than ever realized even from her. She is led to the source of his greatest secret ever only to find it may shatter her life for all time.

Harry reckons his future is bleak if he stays at Hogwarts. The Tri-Wizard tournament offers him a fail-safe way of escaping his perceived destiny, that is until Harry discovered the hidden costs. H/Hr

Meal time around Ron is never fun. Why hasnt anyone done anything about it? Lets see what happens now... This will be a H/H story in the end.

My retake on the game Pokemon Colosseum, with all things 'explained' and in the form of a comedy. Why DID Wes blow up Team Snagem's base? How would people really react if you stole their Pokemon? What's with Miror B's hair anyway? Read to find out!

Harry has to marry a witch for the good of Wizarding Britain. Harry does not like this.

Harry formulates an innovative taunting-based Occlumency barrier inspired by Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Snape retaliates by threatening to reveal Harry's perviest memories and fantasies, including those involving a certain bushy-haired best friend.

Title pretty much says it all. OotP AU, some swear words. No pairing, though HP/HG is hinted at a little. Harry does what he should have done. Complete for now. Author's Note added!

The wizard world has always demanded the blood, sweat and tears from Harry and now they're demanding one more thing.

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.

After Voldemort's defeat, and in order to keep control of Harry Dumbledore enacts a marriage contract between Harry and Ginny. Bound by Pureblood Traditions, Harry can only use that to his advantage. Not a Harry/Ginny fic. Pre Slash.

The fallout from the Dueling Club was worse than in Canon and leads to the release of one Sirius Black from Azkaban. And he is not amused. 1 SLASH couple.

A misunderstanding traps Danny, Sam, and four of their schoolmates in the Ghost Zone. With no weapons and no way out, can they even survive, much less keep Danny's secret intact? Adopted from shamrock17.

This story came from an idea of there being more than one version of Voldemort running around, due to his horcruxes being activated. Story begins with the Tom - Harry confrontation in the Chamber of Secrets. H/Hr

Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!

When Jack and Maddie let slip that they've experimented with ghost hybrids, Team Phantom is determined to learn everything they can about the project. The only problem- they don't like where it's headed. At all.

Harry stands up for himself during his trial and the beginning of OotP. What will the outcome be? Mentions of H/Hr.

Forget your everyday haunted house story. Forget that cliché where a bunch of friends try to survive a full night of horror thanks to vengeful ghosts. Try surviving a night with your RIVALS with a house full of PLAYFUL ghosts. Doesn't that sound lovely?

Kim & Shego are back, with Drakken & GJ chasing them. Fortunately, they brought help. Sequel to 2.0

After four years on her own, Leah thought she'd escaped her dismal old life at La Push. But when she's called home to attend Jacob and Renesmee's wedding, she brings a little company, and the stage is set for her old and new lives to collide. COMPLETE

Kim Possible may not be human! How else could she dodge lasers, or do the things she does? But now everyone knows, and suddenly Global Justice wants KP more than ever as an increasingly hostile world wants to find out the depths of her secrets!

Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.

Starts at the end of the Battle of Hogwarts. As Harry stands over the dead body of Voldemort he realizes something. Bad Dumbledore. One shot.

Amy runs into a Mephiles, and hilarity ensues.

Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete

A three part series. Takes place after Harry arrives at Grimmauld Place fifth year.

Following the fall of Voldemort, the Hogwarts Board of Governors meet.

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

this is a sequel to 'Fate's Gambit' if you haven't read that then I'm afraid you won't have a Scooby what's going on here. Harry/Hermione/Luna

People often become who others expect them to be. When Harry was sorted into Slytherin, he realized he was alone, friendless, and apparently meant to be evil.

If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

A seventh-year saga that begins one hour after Dumbledore's funeral. Harry gets some unexpected and unexpectedly useful help from the Muggle World...so much that wonders whether the power he knows not is actually the British monarchy! HHr, RWLL

Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.

An AU version of what might have happened after Dr. Drakken caused Kim to 'lose' her memories...

Fate looked on as the boy who's destined to lead the fight against the darkness was slowly being broken down until she's compelled to take action that will change his life forever. Pre-Hogwarts, friendship H/Hr/L rating is for Dursleys treatment of Harry

COMPLETE - My attempt at the Dumbledore Answers Harry challenge set by witowsmp, where Harry discovers his destiny at the end of first year. H/Hr

Following the will reading of Sirius Black, Harry and Hermione disappear, only to return over ten years later as powerful bounty hunters. Will they bring back light to the wizarding world, or will it be forever consumed by darkness? Dark!HHr

Kim and Ron have both fallen. But while a harried Global Justice tries to hold the line left by their loss, a dark force rises from beyond the grave to take vengence on those that killed the heroes. Rated M for some graphic violence.

When Hermione gets cursed at the Ministry, Harry and the Death Eaters discover the power he knows not. Unleashing this power has far reaching consequences. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing – time travel story that's hopefully different.

Complete! One-Shot! When Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, he decides that enough is enough. The headmaster does not see the humor in the situation and tries to force Harry to join in the "fun", so to speak. Rated for Language

COMPLETE - What would change if Harry asked Hermione to the Yule Ball? H/Hr My first fanfic

Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.

A chained and disheveled Shadow had finally escaped confinement for 50 years. Determined not to be caught again, he wonders the free world in curiosity and fear, only to be captured by someone who forever changes his life. COMPLETE

Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.

What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.

COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.

A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.

Harry’s sanity, or lack thereof, is again discussed in much detail, along with his allegiances, the Houses, Dumbledore, glitter and the Daily Prophet. The day is just getting worse. Sequel to Harry’s Sanity, with about the same amount of plot.

I don't know how to tell you this, mate, but you're a homicidal, insane teenager with magical powers that make Dumbledore jealous. Seamus Finnigan.' In which Harry's mental state is discussed. Relentlessly.

Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...