My Highschool's colors were Black and Yellow, so I'm representing Hufflepuff all day.

Other places to find my stories

all- http:///profile.php?no=1296876563&view=story

naruto-http:///viewuser.php?action=seriesby&uid=2963

harry potter- http:///author/14810

Anime I like

Naruto, Basilisk, To Love Ru, Sekurei, DBZ (Cell and Buu sagas; after Perfect Cell was achieved, and Buu was awakened), Read Or Die

Books I like

Harry Potter, Stephen King (Carrie, The Shining, Fire Starter, Christine, Pet Semetary, It, and although it was a made for television movie and not a book, Rose Red)

Fanfics I normally read

Naruto and Harry Potter; mostly humor fics, but I usually won't shy away from a good fic. This means competent spelling, grammar, sentence, paragraph, and dialogue structure, and plausibility as it pertains to the canon universe.

Quotes and Sayings

As I’ve shopped around different sites looking for stories, I’ve come across some quotes on profile pages that I thought were absolutely genius. If you recognize one marked unknown from somewhere, let me know so that I can give credit where it is due.

Sephiroth’s Sword

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

NamelessHeretic

"It takes real guts to admit you're a coward."

Zendura

Something taken is worthless, but something earned is worth everything.

Mine

Shit happens, find a toilet

Life’s a bitch, put it on a leash.

If hate breeds more hate, then wear a rubber and hate all you want.

Who says beggars can’t be choosers, I could have just robbed you

When life beats you down, think of Apollo Creed in Rocky 4, and keep your ass there

When life throws you lemons, cut’em open and squirt the juice in its eye.

When life throws you lemons, throw a brick back.

When life throws you lemons, throw them at someone else.

If at first you don't succeed, blame it on bad parenting.

Whoever came up with ‘Sticks and stones...’ obviously didn’t take into account the viciousness of today’s youth.

Ron White

I believe that when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. Then find someone whose life has given them vodka, and throw a party.

Unknown

When life throws you lemons, throw them back twice as hard.

When life gives you shit…Put it in a bag and set it on fire.

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: ‘One. But it takes ten episodes, two level ups, Piccolo and all the human fighters dying and getting revived, and someone getting pecks the size of tires to do it.’ –Uzumaki Harry by: (fanfiction.net)

-In case anyone is curious, I do have my own realistic opinions about my stories, and to be perfectly honest, I wouldn't fav most of them.

Wierdest Attack Ever- it's crack, I can't help it

Karin's Shocking Revelation- silliness

I'm still in the air about Changes and Cliche...but the latter is a real possibility