As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.

All Sophie wanted to do was make bombs and go to war for the World Government. Naturally, she ends up strapped to an operating table with a pirate injecting poison into her foot. Sometimes you gotta take a few detours before you find your way home. — LawOC.

Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.

Getting murdered while trying to kill yourself is bad luck. Getting reincarnated after that is just a bad joke. But Toonami reruns and cheap commissions info have taught her this world has plenty of chances to get yourself killed. It can't be that hard. "So you're actually trying to die?" "Yes." "You know you're his nakama now, right?" "So?" "...Good luck with that." Oc/?

It was a mission of revenge. There weren't supposed to be any survivors, but Chief Hakoda couldn't bring himself to kill the Fire Nation boy. Against his better judgment, he brought him home. A Zuko joins the Water Tribe story.

Even as she stormed through the world like an atomic bomb, Luffy knew she couldn't protect everybody with these two small hands. Of course she knew that. But she could try. With these memories of that other world, by god would she try. Fem!Luffy.

Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]

He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with epilogue.

"However strong you become, never seek to bear everything alone. If you do, failure is certain." Being Uchiha Itachi is as much a blessing as it is a curse, because most problems can be solved with a precise application of violence. Except, you know, the important ones. SI. fem!Itachi. Sequel Posted! - Legal Blindness, on my profile.

[AU] The violent loss of his home forces a young earthbender to seek out his destiny.

"How many lives would you sacrifice for someone you love?" It's a question she was once asked in an ethics class, in another lifetime. Now, decades later, as she stares at the boy sleeping peacefully next to her, she finds that she still doesn't know the answer. In which an SI/OC has the dubious pleasure of being reincarnated as the twin of Aizen Sousuke. Discontinued.

"It would have been better if we never met." - Seven years is a long time to be stranded somewhere. Long enough to forget a lot of things — like the plot of a manga I read once. COMPLETE.

Due to a paperwork mistake in God's waiting room, I was reincarnated with my memories intact. No pain, no gain, or so they say. But with a bit of luck, this might just turn out alright.

Future fic. I heard your brother had an eight pack, Captain Hitsugaya! That he was shredded!

Fate wasn't meant to be changed. But a wish made by a young king sends him back in time, resulting four souls from our world to be reborn as influential players to this version of fate. Enter: The Ghost, The Warrior, The Princess, and The Liar as they play the game of politics to help the king prevent the doomed future he traveled back in time to fix. SI REINCARNATION FIC

Inspired by Silver Queen's "Dreaming of Sunshine." Ripples turn into waves and crash upon the shores of what is and what could be, and I was just someone else who got pulled under. I didn't realize that even a drowning person makes waves of their own. A SI OC story.

There is no way I can make this sound original, ever. An attempt to write a believable RrB/PpG in high school fic. Rated M because teenagers use terrible language. "Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal." - Camus

/falō/ Adjective. A once plowed and harrowed field left unsown for a period in order to restore its fertility as part of a crop rotation or to avoid surplus production. A returning of cultivation to a more basic state.

AU. The Grangers adopt a young Tom Riddle, and seal their daughter's fate forever. Set in the 30s-40s.

In which a sick little girl changes absolutely nothing and everything. [Reborn OC]

Unwanted. Overlooked. Ignored. She grew in her brothers' shadows unchecked—and when they finally noticed, she'd become wild and unstoppable as a weed. (SI OC fic; Moved to AO3)

It was a chance of a lifetime, but was she up to it? Taking up the role of fairy godmother, Kagome sets out to defeat Voldemort to fulfill Harry's wish – during the Marauder's time at Hogwarts. It was her second chance – to live and to love. Could one person really change so much? Eventual Sirius/Kagome; James/Lily

I cannot move a single muscle as I stare at the piece of cloth hanging on the wall right across from my crib. A sheet with an all too familiar symbol stitched smack in the middle of it, its red and white coloring in a stark contrast against the dark blue surrounding it. I'm an Uchiha now. How is this even my life? Rated M for violence.

After winning her first and only Olympic gold, Haruno Sakura shocks the world by announcing her retirement from skating. When she returns to her little hometown of Konoha, she finds that not much has changed. The same old temples, the same old persimmon trees. Resigned to a quiet life, she settles in for what she hopes will be an uneventful retirement. Skating AU. Itasaku.

Getting caught in a supernatural blood fued with her love-struck twin sister is not necessarily Lisette Swan's idea of a great time... mostly because it's one gross understatement. This was fantastic.

Yes, Itachi's emotional and physical well-being is his first and only priority. No, Sasuke does not have anything remotely resembling a plan to ensure this. It's fine, honestly.

"Why," she wondered, "was I given a second chance in this world, in this family, in this particular time, if not to change the status quo?" Thinking that was all well and good—however, enacting it was a completely different, and extremely difficult, matter. Semi-SI OC Rebirth fic. Complete. [Sequel posted on AO3]

In which a plot is demolished because a dimple-cheeked baby gave Obito a gummy smile, and then proceeded to raise a minion army with hugs, cuddles and an assortment of saccharine treats. Uchiha SI/OC Elder Sister

Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things you feel in your bones.

Navigating distances and finding your way back home. Harry and Ginny after the war. Second in the Armistice Series, follows pick it up, pick it all up and start again. Harry/Ginny

Uchiha Izumi does not want to die. (Or: Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% mortality rate.) [SI/Self-Insert]

Namimori was a strange town filled with odd people, often brimming with explosions and gunshots and mysterious flares of flames and light. Luckily, Masami considered herself well-suited for such a world. She was a Hibari, after all.

Of losing and rediscovering this curious little thing called 'humanity.' (… Or perhaps it's the other way around?) [SI/OC, ghoul!OC, pre-canon]

Nohara Rin survives, kidnaps a child, gains a brother or two, ends the reign of a tyrant, and saves the world a little.

Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.

Years later, living alone in the woods with half a dozen dogs, questionable reading material, and crippling non-attachment issues, Sakura realizes she has turned into her teacher. Agebent Sakura Sensei

To save Itachi from his terminal illness, Sakura leaves Konoha to study under the renowned doctor of the New World, Carlisle. It's just too bad his son, Edward, will not stop creepily stalking her.

Sakura is from the Konoha Underground. She doesn't quite understand how the rest of it all works. Or: Sakura grows up a child of a different war.

It probably said something about the celebrity treatment of the Dursley household that when Harry wished to be free of them, his magic dumped him at the doorstep of a family of honest-to-god assassins. or: that one drabble where the Zoldyck's aren't abusive dickbags, and we're all better people for it.

You made a mistake, shishō. If it was Naruto, he might have made peace with it. It's people like me, who keeps wanting more, doesn't know when to make peace, can't make peace. Can't live with being the only one alive. Can't handle being left behind even in death. This is no last stand. This is selfishness. Sakura-centric Time Travel where for once, Team 7 chases Sakura.

Fifth and seventh year start off less than stellar for Hermione and the twins respectively, as they butt heads over the twins' product testing. Some scheming and bit of magical interference never hurt anyone, did it? [Geomione, Accidental Magic, Canon Compliant]

As Hokage, Tsunade is too busy to train Sakura the way she needs. As it happens, she has a twin sister with sufficient enough skill to mentor Sakura in her place. An evil twin sister, that is.

WIP - Modern AU - Primarily Tomione but other pairings will happen - Hermione's just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world. She took the midnight plane on a journey to LA in order to pursue her dream. What could possibly go wrong? - Not quite a crack!fic. Un-beta'd and rated M for sexual references, situations, and a lot of language. An a cappella story of aca-love.

Upon entering the world of Death Note Anna Jones considers her survival and the prices she is willing to pay.

They meet on the playground. Ron told her that if she doesn't fight for herself no one will ever leave her alone so she's just trying to follow his advice. "Are you crying?" He asks. She musters all the fury in her 7-year-old body and channels it into her voice when she speaks through the tears. "So what? I'll still kick your arse." Tomione. AU. Rated M for future chapters.

Nagase Kiyo. Former college student, part-time dish-washer; also the very unfortunate victim of a very fatal traffic accident. Currently the resident river kami of a small stream in the middle of nowhere. Or rather, as it turns out… "Damn you, Kishimoto. Shinobi world my ass!" [OC, Spirit!AU, Very AU]

Fourteen things she said, and one she didn't. (Or: Haruno Sakura is a liar.)

The doctors called it heightened anxiety. His mother called it a gift. His peers called it weird. Tsuna himself didn't know what to call his freakishly accurate, absolutely ridiculous paranoia, since he was already too busy trying to handle the fact that it was there at all. As if that wasn't enough, Chaos ensues following a not-baby called Reborn and his greeting of "Ciaossu."

A single drop in the ocean and a tidal wave is born. Lily's life is pure chaos from the moment she wakes up and finds herself reincarnated into the world of One Piece. And with none other than Monkey D. Luffy as her twin brother it's not bound to get any easier anytime soon. OC Self-insert.

In which Kagome lands in different countries or timelines in the Naruto verse. This is a collection of AU ideas branching out from my other Inuyasha/Naruto crossover story 'From the Garden of Gods'. Some of the AUs I have promised: Kumo AU, Clan War Era AU, among a few. First one up: Clan War Era. Kagome lands in Naruto world during the clan wars era preceding the Hidden Villages.

The ability to speak to ghosts sounded like a joke—at least it did, until it put a target on my back. Survival was at the top of the list and changing the future was laughable at best. Then I got attached, and the whole game changed. [SI/OC-Centric, AU. Slow build.] {Discontinued.}

"Monachopsis: The subtle but persistent feeling of being out of place." ... Not entirely accurate, but it'll do for describing the situation. People swallow that explanation easier than: 'I died once, but it's okay! I got better.'

It's easier to break than mend. And so, for everything she learned to heal, Sakura learned a thousand times to end.

... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.

"It's ironic that when I finally leave this world, I realize I am tied to it, after all." OC world-insert, manga/Brotherhood, FINAL UPDATE COMPLETE - as in not being updated anymore. I basically skipped ahead to the ending. Thanks for all your support.

The thing about war is that it never ends. Not really. The battlefields just change locations. Harry and Ginny after the war. Sequel to The Changeling. First story in the Armistice Series. Harry/Ginny.

Or the one where Tsuna really, really didn't want anything to do with Pokemon, and somehow, he ended up with the rowdiest, most terrifying group of Pokemon possible. Really, how was this his life?

SELF INSERT WEEK 2k16. When most of your life is spent living in the background, it can be a bit intimidating to be thrust to the forefronts of a dramatic narrative. Luckily, Tamika Maihi is a self-insert, so you can trust her to always recover from a tragic backstory. — SI, gen.

A hypothetical fifteen-year-old Lily decides it's high time she learns how to drive a car so she can start attracting people like Cedric Diggory, and, as usual, she forces Wizard Lenin along for the joy ride. side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

"At least the other clan kids of the series had something to protect themselves with practically from birth. Sakura was blessed with the oh so helpful gift of a larger than average forehead." The remedy is often worse than the disease it cures. I refused to be that remedy. OC-insert as Sakura Semi-AU

Haruka Jaeger, like the rest of humanity, is forced to live the life of trapped prey as man-eating Titans roam the outside world. His dream is to one day kill all the Titans and swim all the waters of the world, including lava. He does not understand what lava is.

Whoever said the dead tell no tales had never considered the existence of banshees before.

"Demons aren't born, otou-sama. They're made." (And from the murky depths of your darkest mistakes, your deepest regrets and your own pitiful worthlessness, I draw my first breath.) [SI/OC, Uchiha!OC, Third War, AU]

Some say laughter is the cure for everything, but they obviously never heard Miyuki laugh...

"Some people just aren't cut out to be heroes, you know?" "I didn't need you to be a hero, I just want you to be my older brother." / It's funny how I'm somehow special enough to be reincarnated in a fictional world, but everything still revolves around Naruto and even I can't fight it. Self-Insert/Anti-hero OC, Rebirth fic. SI-as-Yondaime's son.

In which Vongola is, indeed, the villain of the tale. [OC, Tsuna's older sister, AU]

She fights for a world she hates as much as it hates her. It never stops; not until the world of magic burns to ashes to be reborn, or destroys Lily Evans and all caught in her wake. (UNFINISHED/ABANDONED)

Ginny is sorted into Slytherin. It takes her seven years to figure out why.

Sai wakes up to find everything he'd gone through to be a dream; he is a professional Go player that has already conquered the top players. Longing for what was, Sai seeks out his student - only Shindou Hikaru isn't exactly what Sai had expected. Hikaru hadn't been expecting an eccentric Go pro to be crashing into his life either. AUish

As Tsuna looked at Reborn's twelve year old self, he realized how much of an irony this situation actually was. Time-travel. Post-manga.

Tsuna's the foolish type to give a bit of his heart to anyone he meets. No one ever wanted his ugly heart shards until he met his Guardians. No one ever treasured his heart shards until them either. Hints of All27 and R27. Magical Realism. Will be 5 Chapters.

Freedom is only an illusion until you possess the strength to reach out and grasp it with your own two hands. (Or: In which a soldier is reborn as a village girl in a world where piracy runs rampant, strange fruits grant superpowers, and the laws of physics are shot to hell.) [SI/OC, LawOC, AU]

Konoha and Iwa sign a truce and agree to an Exchange Program between recently promoted genin to "bolster village relations." Fortunately, if anything were to go wrong, Haruno Sakura was just average enough to risk losing.

Sawada Tsunayoshi's happiness crumbled within the span of a half-year. Events led from one to another, up until he was the sole survivor of a conflict that destroyed Vongola and their enemy. Tired and grieving, he accepted death. But instead of ending up in the afterlife and in the company of his family, he finds himself in the form of his 13-year-old, "Dame" self. (Time-travel)

Rosalie has the uncanny ability to know people—their desires, their intentions, the darkness of their souls. She would look at you and know the size and stench of the most rotten part of you; and if that part of you was large enough, she would look into your eyes and smile as she tore your head from your shoulders. (Rosalie has been at the mercy of men before: never again.)

Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. She, unfortunately, had neither. OC-Centric

Upon dying, Dani appears in the world of YYH—a warped world in which North America has ceased to exist. Distrusted by the characters she's trying to aid, Dani must prevent the dire future an alternate version of Koenma warned her about... but that's not easy when you have no allies, no fighting skills, and people have a nasty habit of lying to your face every three seconds.[HieiOC]

it begins with the end. –- [thief of time redux, timeturner, marauder's era, sbhg, hermione granger & sirius black]

AUish. This is the question on everyone's unhappy mind: What the hell is a soulmate anyway?

They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert

Frisk falls down into the Ruins, but when they try to speak to Flowey, he doesn't understand them. Now he's on a journey through the Underground with this kid, and sometimes they get this weird gleam in their eyes and it looks like they're talking to themself. He doesn't have time for this when there's a couple of human souls that need to be stolen.

Part 1 of the superhero!AU. "No," Tobirama says again, though he already has a sneaking, sinking suspicion that he's going to lose this argument, as he does the vast majority of his arguments with Mito. Then, because sometimes the only way to undermine Mito's crazy is to match it, he adds, "If one of us is Batman, the other has to be Robin, and I look terrible in pixie boots."

That soulmate AU where if you write something on your skin it also shows on the other's.

"Mint is extremely invasive. Mint grows and survives, even when starved and poisoned. Better not to plant it at all." Second SI/OC quick fic, inspired by "Catch Your Breath" and "Forethought."

Sawada Tsunako is four years old when she remembers. It takes nine years and the catalyst that is Reborn for her to stop forgetting, but by then it barely even matters anymore - the road she's already chosen is entirely her own. Fem!Tsuna, partial OC/self memory-insert, eventual all27

Shifter!AU. A top model and a newbie photographer should have little in common other than opposing sides of the camera, but a game of cat-and-mouse has them seamlessly chasing after each other. HitsuKarin. IchiRuki.

It was probably the strangest proposition he'd ever received. "I'm really sorry about this, but I've decided to become your fangirl." "My fangirl?" "Yes, and I think it's only fair to warn you beforehand." fem!Naruto, no Uchiha Massacre, Shisui x Naruko (An Ideal World Fic)

Hogwarts AU. Tobirama comes down to breakfast on the first day of classes to find the Great Hall full of snickering, his husband conspicuously absent, and his brother face-down in his eggs.

Nakia was a prostitute known for her recklessness and aggression. Really, accepting a job to seduce violent pirates for the sake of an unknown goal from an equally known Surgeon was no trouble at all.

When you're good, you get confident. When you're confident, you're sloppy.

There's a reason why heroes are heroes. There's a reason why everyone loves them. There's a reason why you're not a hero. (It's something you ARE, not something you DO.) Si/OC-insert who will probably be very useless.

Sans is gonna give whoever is bullying Frisk at school a bad time. Gender neutral Frisk, post pacifist run.

Part 2 of the Criminals 'verse. "Well, it's only noon and I've already been shot twice and had a flower vase broken over my head. I'd hate to see what the rest of the day has in store for me." (Or, the continuing adventures of Obito the eco-warrior/somewhat-reformed terrorist and his besotted boyfriend Kakashi.)

Isabella Swan could remember a time when she was called Bellatrix, it all got a little tricky after she was killed by that red headed baby maker. Karma is real, reincarnation wasn't taught in Hogwarts and here she was seventeen years later in the middle of nowhere, looking like a drowned rat, sitting in a police car, in a town named after a utensil.

Fleet Admiral Sengoku is a busy, busy man, which is how his old friend Garp comes to have a heavy hand in raising his granddaughter. This is Ritsu: playful, whimsical, mischievous under the public eye –but nonetheless an upstanding Marine who does her grandfather proud. [SI/OC, Marine!OC]

She would go for a walk, late into the night, when the stars glittered protectively over the village. Non-massacre. AU. Rated for some swearing. Changed summary.

AU. Inspired by ichilover3's "Rapture". Old law deems that only a son may become the Kurosaki House's next leader. Born from this ancient tradition, a tragic betrayal and her mother's sacrifice, Karin is brought up as Kurosaki Kazuto, the 29th head of the family. HitsuKarin; IchiRuki.

Sakura's the loan shark of your nightmares, Naruto's a therapist with a cult, and Sasuke is the snobbiest of snobs who lets them know it. But, inexplicably, they're still friends. Somehow. [Modern!AU] [Pointless Fluff-ish One-shot] [Team 7 Banter]

Hermione is unexpectedly swept into a dystopian world of opposites where Dumbledore reigns as Dark Lord and Muggle technology and the Dark Arts have revolutionized Britain. A Light wizard resistance led by Tom Riddle and the Malfoys has been left to a nightmarish fate. Can Hermione, posing as her darker incarnation, help save a world more shattered than her own? HG/DM

"You are going to buy me a pizza after this." — Hermione, Pansy; Kingsmen!AU.

When Yuzu gets dumped, Karin agrees to go with her to a host club to cheer her up. But what starts out as fun and games quickly turns serious when Karin gets sucked in further than she realized. [Host Club!AU] [for Adobo-chan]

Part 1 of the Criminals 'verse. Obito snatches up the abandoned bottle, jogs three steps, and hurls it with all the force he can manage at the back of the white-haired litterer's head, snarling, "Hey, asshole! It's called recycling!"

Harry Potter could never be the hero. But, she might make a great villain. -COMPLETE- F!Harry Fem!Harry Gray!Harry

The second she realized she was in the world of Naruto, Rae swore she wouldn't interfere. Even so, looking at the shivering 8-year-old before her, she couldn't help but hold him close. It's not like one friend will change anything, right? T for violence and some language.

ONE-SHOT: She's buying a box of condoms when she meets him. HG/TR.

ONE-SHOT. For ichilover3. College!AU. A one-night stand is supposed to be just that, one night. But these two can't seem to get anything right. HitsuKarin. Mentioned IchiRuki.

The Fourth Shinobi War ended in disaster. They won, but at a price too great to bear. Given a second chance, what exactly can Konoha's three most powerful men do? Time travel, old enemies, and old friends that all leads to a new future.

[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE, Sequel to The Eyes Have It] Thanks to certain efforts by certain people towards sewing discord and uncertainty amongst the other nations, inter-village politics convene in the Land of Iron months earlier than they might have without 'help'. Team Eight, against all odds, is dispatched as part of Konoha's contingent.

Prompt fill on tumblr: Sometimes love is like a snitch and you've got to wait for it to show itself. Sometimes it's like a bludger and it hits you when you're not looking. And sometimes, it's like a quaffle—you can choose to chase it or let it come to you, but either way you know that once you catch it you're gonna hold it close.

or, the cons of your best friend finding out that you and your coworkers are flesh-eating monsters. —some innuendo

ONE-SHOT: It had been unprecedented, and their courtship had consisted of almost nothing but thinly-veiled threats and coldly-delivered insults—there had been screaming matches in the Transfiguration corridor, a rather memorable month of increasingly creative hexes over breakfast, and a peculiarly understated admission of mutual attraction on Christmas morning. HG/TR.

Reborn had admittedly heard that his new pupil was a difficult one. He just hadn't thought his largest hurdle would be to make Tsuna give up his dream of becoming the pirate king. AU where Monkey D. Luffy was reborn as Sawada Tsunayoshi

I never pretended to know what I was doing in my last life. Why should I pretend to know anything about this one? Well, the other option is a horrific and bloody death, so...I better start learning how to be a witch. OC Self-Insert/Draco's Younger Sister. [DEAD]

It began when Arthur and Molly are out of the Burrow on Order business and Charlie and Bill are home to babysit. Fred challenges Hermione to think of something fun for them to do and she teaches them a muggle game. But, it continued and the games are afoo

She learns to hate sunsets in his absence.

Their relationship had never been defined. Labels were never for them, anyway. Hitsukarin, Ichiruki

hand in hand, heart in heart, they are nothing if not eternally bitter. —elsa/jack;dark

A mysterious illness leaving a mere handful of uninfected. A school in quarantine, isolated from the outside world. Danger on all sides, striking seemingly at random. And, at the heart of it all, Scorpius Malfoy, the only man to believe this is a part of a wider, dangerous plot. Part 1 of the Stygian Trilogy.

All Right, Evans?, Part II [7th year]: "As in all wars, life goes on." -HP/HBP

ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. Their story began long before anyone could realize it. The story of a little pink-haired girl child, and a stoic young boy.

That smile was for Potter now, and she was beautiful for him – just for him. Snape knew it. He could tell. She was lit up from the inside and it was Potter who did that to her. L/J [Snape POV]. One-shot.

[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.

Part I of in-progress trilogy [6th year]: The thing about being Lily Evans and James Potter was that you couldn't do anything without everybody else saying something about it.

They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.

Ultima ratio - the last resort. At last the day of the Final Battle against Lord Voldemort has come. Harry, Ron and Hermione fight bravely against their nemesis - but then something goes wrong. And Hermione finds herself alone in a precarious situation.

For some people, training isn't easy. For some people, training is beyond easy. Unfortunately, for me, training is beyond hard. Double weaknesses, attacked by wild Pokemon, mistrust of trainers, and much more. I just CAN'T catch a break, can I?

Something goes awry during a trip through the Well, and Kagome is stranded in the distant past where she encounters a familiar face. When a very young Sesshoumaru decides to keep her, the consequences ripple through time. SK. COMPLETE.

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

It's just a song on the radio. And then the song turns into a voice, and the voice turns into a person, and Axel doesn't even know what hits him. Companion piece to AM Static, as told from Axel's POV. One-shot.

Light wasn't pretty until tenth grade. BEFORE that, he kind of looked like the lovechild of a cactus and a hamster... a particularly pointy cactus and an unusually fat and greasy hamster. Light POV, LxL Oneshot

After marrying Chihiro, it's Haku's turn to explore a new world. Haku must navigate human life as he struggles to find his place as a god in a faithless, electronic age. Cowritten with Murinae.

Hermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew. Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.

The devil is in the details. Shisui. Itachi. A sorta love story. Novella.

Getting the summer internship as a talk show host on W104 was Roxas' dream come true. His new favorite caller is just an added bonus. Akuroku for Akuroku Day. Two-shot. extra cheesy.

If she lets him get too far away, she'll lose him. If he lets her in too close, he'll be skewered. Their best bet is somewhere in the middle ground. Shino. Tenten. Rated for violence and some language.

She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.

CDHG "Can I just ask, what exactly are you planning on doing with that eclair?"

Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.

To the girl in the card shop in Ottery St. Catchpole, Fred Weasley was never anyone more than a nice young man who made her laugh one day, but even that's worth remembering.

Fate puts Katara in the Fire Nation to grow up in the company of a Dragon, a prince, and a lot of good tea. AU Zutara...of a sort.