If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile

If you know a video game character or video game weapon that needs to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday. I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of
twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two
fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high
school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE

HATE EMO / GOTH / PUNK?
READ THIS:

Isn't it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends,you look down at the person with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a mini with a t-shirt that barely covers anything?

Isn't it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and has her own style, you give her a mouthful?

Isn't it funny that a guy can get away with being a "gangsta" but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone?

Are you laughing?

Isn't it funny how an emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?

Isn't it funny that you don't mind your friends drinking or smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?

I'm not laughing.

It's so funny that you and your friends can make a girl's life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.

Isn't it funny that you can call emos, punks, and goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart?

HOW YOU CAN CALL A PERSON A POSER? HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON THEIR WRISTS AND WHY THEY SPEND THEIR LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OF LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS?

Keep on laughing.

Isn't it funny how you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this person's life...
Without knowing her situation with her friends...
Or her family...
Or her LIFE?

BRAVE ISN'T GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING.
BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH...
OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND.
BRAVE IS...
GOING TO SCHOOL EVERYDAY AND NOT-FOR A SECOND-CARE WHAT THE WHORES AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES.
IT'S LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT.
IT'S GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET.
IT'S KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS.
BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMORROW ISN'T A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE.
IT'S ANOTHER DAY OF BITCHING AND DODGING RUMORS

You Say Pink
I Say Black
You Say the Jonas Brothers
I Say Tokio Hotel
You Say Nick Jonas
I Say Bill Kaulitz
You Say Pop
I Say Punk Rock
You Say I'm Weird
I Say I'm Different
You Say Preppy
I Say Emo

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You are a Badass Uke!

Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.

Most compatible with:Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme

Least compatible with:Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme

What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at , or get seme/uke merch..

(I took this twice, and got the same answer. I CHANGED MY ANSWERS TOO! ant I'm still an uke. oh well, I'm still bad-ass)

If you love Naruto so much that you wish they were real or you were one of them copy this to your profile

Post this on your profile if every time you hear the word weasel you think of Itachi.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the listSunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Ginormous Funtastic Everything, Kara Hitame, HopelessxRomanticx1993, boyzaremylife, September5Rhyme (and proud to do so), HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, DarkRose02, devotedtodreams, SkywardShadow, XxGaarasGirlXx, Gaaras1Girl, Saara-chan,xXFoxy Scorpion BlossomXx, Hotoki-Chan124, uchiha-senna

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been
with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth
records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing
when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't
always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than
you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing
regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual
harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using
mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student,
only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that
they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It
declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to
administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform
parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband;
churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their
victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar
in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize
that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and
was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife,
Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To
Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized
he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the
majority and do nothing.

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be
stopped, put this poem on your profile

Copy the following if you HATE labels

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm BI, so I must be a dyke

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly… or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (I'm really only 105, with my shoes on...)

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (This one is true. I am over controlling.)

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FAN-GIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (actually I am)

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I DON"T listen to my parents so I MUST be a rebel.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DISAGREE with my parent so I MUST be an ungrateful, spoiled brat.

I want to GET OUT OF THE HOUSE so I MUST be an ungrateful spoiled brat.

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like the opera, so I MUST be an egotistical snob with way to much money

I have more than 5 friends, so I MUST be a prep

I wear pink, so I MUST be a rich preppy snob with family money

I like diamonds and pearls, so I MUST be controlling

I wear perfume, I MUST be a flirt

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST be a nerd.

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try.

I like the JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST be a TEENIE BOPPER, OBSESSED FAN GIRL.

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans.

I'm a HANNAH MONTANA FAN, so I MUST be childish and immature.

I'm POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.

I'm a TEENAGER who still likes the DISNEY CHANNEL, so I MUST be immature and childish

I don't have many friends, so I MUST be an emo goth who hates the world

I like sunlight, so I MUST be a vampire/werewolf slayer

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.

I'm a TEEN GIRL who likes to HAVE GOOD NATURED FUN with my FRIENDS, so I MUST be a WHORE, SLUT, and a LESBIAN

I'm an OVER 16 YEAR OLD TEEN MALE signed with DISNEY, so I MUST be a GAY, CHILDISH FAG

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports.

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug-addicted hippie.

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch.

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass.

My name is Sarah

I am but three

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see

I must be stupid

I must be bad

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Things that can piss you off

-People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

-People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

-When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fuck off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?

-When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dick nose, I paid 9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the fucking ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

-People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?

-When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

-When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you fucking pulled me over.

-When people say "Life is short." What the fuck? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does! What? Are they going to fucking do something that's longer?

-When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole!

-When people talk to you using txt language. "FYI, IDK, but like in my IMHO IDC, 'cause -" "Hey, get this, STFU. It stands for Shut The Fuck Up"

NARUTO SURVEY!

1) Who is/are your favorite character(s)? Itachi, gaara, Neji Kakashi, Sakura

2) What is your favorite pairing(s)? Gaaneji, ItaSaku, ItaKaka, ItaNaru, ItaHina, and ItaGaa

3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Yaoi! Well, both but mostly Yaoi.

4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? not yet, but I want to

5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. Lots of manga, a few posters and a couple of buttons. Itachi's ring, and Akatsuki cloak

6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? yes! I want a lot of them! Probably Itachi the most. Since I first saw him...

7) NaruHina or KibaHina? Better yet, ItaHina!

8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? Naru

9) Which team is your favorite? 7!!

10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)? Well since its already been proven that Tobi is Madara then yeah, I believe in the Obito theory.

11) Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Yeah. they look like a damn clone duh!

12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? Itachi

13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Neither, I think he was stupid, but it's his choice.

14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? nooo!!!!! don't tell me whats going on!!!!

15) Have you read all the chapters so far? nada...

16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

Totally. he has too, If he doesn't I'll kiss Hidan or Kakuzu( ok so I would LIKE to kiss Hidan)

17) Sub or dub?

SUUUUB Dub can go suck it.

18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

Pro, always have been.

19) Tobi= Annoying or funny?

Annoying as fuck.

20) Do you even know who Tobi is?

No shit, Sherlock, He's Obito

21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd?

Ugly nerd.

22) Which character would be the best cross dresser?

Itachi or Gaara or Neji toss up!

23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome?

Weird, but still kinda cool

24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how?

Itachi, he talks, and likes girls and doesn't kill his family...

25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions?

I'm completely obsessed.

26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions?

Hell yes... well, i try

27) Do you like lemons?

All the time. I'm sure 89% of the stories in my favorites are lemons.

28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

No.

29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series?

Abriged series???

30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes?

YES!

31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto?

My 4 year old nephew! he loves the fight scenes!

32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it?

yes

33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this?'

yes, a lot of th... all of them have!

34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades?

Life: completely. Grades: I don't think so.

35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

Nope. i was broke BEFORE Naruto, but he sure hasn't helped that situation

36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

Soooooo badly. Its like my wish in life.

37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

No. Never have actually, even before I knew who the leader was.

38) Do you draw Naruto fan art?

All the F'ing time.

39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal?

no way in hell...

40) Do you have a Naruto OC?

I have like 5

41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

Oh yes. But I was willing.

Favorite Characters

Least favorite: orochimaru

Crush: Gaara, Neji, Itachi

Favorite girl:

Temari

Favorite boy:

Gaara-Itachi toss up!

Favorite Kage:

Gaara all the way!

Favorite villain:

Itachi doesn't count so... Sasori

Least Favorite Villain:

Kabuto. He's such a wannabe.

Person most like you:

Itachi,

What you think of Choji:

Food! he always has food!

What do you think of Ino:

mendouksai, she's very troublesome

What do you think of Sasuke:

I want to kick his butt, because he's an idiot.

What do you think of Lee:

Annoying.

What do you think of Neji:

Smart mouth, but gorgeous

What do you think of Naruto:

He's lonely, and just wants some friends... like me...

What do think of Oro:

chills* gross…

What do you think of Sakura:

She's ok.

What do you think of Hinata:

So f'ing hot.

Ino or Sakura:

Sakura. Ino talks too much

Kiba or Shikamaru:

Shikamaru, kiba probably has fleas

Neji or Lee:

Neji.

Tenten or Temari:

Temari, she kicks ass.

Naruto or Saskue:

Naruto..

Gai or Kakashi:

. Kakashi. Sexy.

Hinata or Hanabi:

Hinata.

Sasuke or Itachi:

Itachi beats Sasuke any day.

Sharingan or Byakugan:

Sharingan

Mind or shadow control:

Shadow control is more my style.

Fire or Water:

fire

Air or Earth:

Air

Favorite Element:

Water

Summon Toad, Snake, or Snail:

Toad, and Snail, unless I can have Crows...

Genjutsu, Ninjutsu, or Taijutsu:

Genjutsu or Ninjutsu

Weapon: Two Tanto

Chidori or Rasengan:

Shadow clone or Transformation:

shadow clone

Who should Naruto be with:

Hinata

Sakura: gaara

Sasuke:

Karin bitch, they make a great couple. they're both idiots!

Ino:

I wouldn't put anyone through that hell.

Choji:

Uhhh…

Shikamaru:

Temari

Kiba:

Hinata

Hinata:

Kiba

Shino:

UHHHHH

Neji:

Tenten

Lee:

No one can deal with that, so lets put him with Ino

Tenten:

Neji

Are Ino and Sakura too obbsessed with Sasuke?

Ino is. Sakura has a right to be.

Best Sensei:

Kakashi

Should Sasuke die:

now that I know more about the Shippuuden happenings yes he should.

Which girl looks better post-timeskip:

post as in before? Uh. Hinata.

What girl looks worst post-timeskip:

Ino.

What guy looks best post-timeskip:

Gaara

Which guy looks worst post-timeskip:

Shino.

What's the best episode:

every episode with Itachi in it...

What's the worst:

Fillers suck so hard.

Funniest:

When Sora came in and started a huge fight with Akamaru, Kiba and Choji and Naruto got into it then Lee randomly came in and was all 'What? I wanna friendly fight too!'

Wierdest:

Same answer as previous question.

Do Fillers suck:

So fucking suckish.

Dubs or orginal:

Original

Anime or Manga:

Manga but Anime is a close second.

Favorite manga chapter:

Itachi, and Gaara

Least:

Post-Timeskip chapters.

Have you seen the movies: the first 3

Are you a Narutard:

I like to think of myself as an Addict actually.

Have you cosplay-ed, if so, as who:

yes, I was Itachi, but sexy jutsu-ed

Do you own any Naruto items:

A few.

Have you read every manga:

no

Have you watched every anime: no

Was this quiz troublesome:

Not really. I like answering questions that can't be wrong.

Did you understand that "joke":

hehe, hey shikimaru...

Who is that girl

"I'm that girl

The one that likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up"

-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.

-If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one's looking, copy and paste this into your profile

"A cute girl stopped me on the way, so I danced."

"Hello students, today I got lost on the road of life."

-From Naturo, Kakashi's excuses for being late

If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling "RUN BITCH RUN!" Put this on your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others. (MORE AIR FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!)

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

IF YOU HAVE EVER READ A FANFICTION AND GIGGLED LIKE KAKASHI THEN COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE WITH YOUR NAME freak-4-God, senna-uchiha

IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

(Because if there was no insanity, there would be no authors, and we'd have to find some other site to visit.)

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you don't fit the description of the non-existent word of 'normal', then put this into your profile right now!!

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.(me: Itachi. Emma:Deidara, Corrin: Konan, Nicole: Sasori,)

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8118423151811 = 98 percent
and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11141523125475 = 96 percent

but
A-T-T-I -T-U-D-E
120209202145 = 100 percent

and,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2211212198920 = 103 percent

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1191911919199147 = 118 percent

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and the ASSKISSING that will put you over the top.

(And this is totally true. It is how I get by so easily in school.)

20 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.

TO KNOW WHEN A GUY IS FLIRTING

(-writes this shit down-)

1) he stares at you alot

2) he hits you alot (just play hitting)

3) he uses the first thing that pops p in his head to start a conversation

4) he yelled 'HI' the day your mom picked you up from school

5) he blew of his buds to watch 'run away bride' with you because you couldent get and girls to come with you

6) he trys to make you laugh even if hes going to get hurt in the process

7) his voice gets softer when he talks to you

8) you hung up on him he called you back

9) you were invited by him on a group outing

10) he called you to talk about nothing at all

11) he imitates your laugh OK you snort sometimes which make you laugh harder

12) he remembers little things you said in conversations

13) he sometimes stares straight into your eyes

14) he dose any possible way to touch you "hair thigh face etc"

Ways to Freak out Your Roommate (From Sessha's Crazy)

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

Weird Questions No One Has the Answers To

Are children who act in R rated films allowed to see them?

If the SWAT team breaks down your door, do they have to replace it later?

What idiot put an 's' in the word 'lisp'?

What do you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

If you're in a vehicle going at the speed of light, what happens if you turn on the headlights?BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAA

Who was the first person to say, 'See that cow there? I'm gonna squeeze those dangly things and drink whatever comes out.'?

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ." -hums theme to fresh prince of bel air-
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the red ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)

2. Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)

4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5. Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6. Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7. Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8. Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class.
(Hooters pays more)

9. Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")

10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave 'em in the middle)

You Know your obsessed with Naruto when... (I laugh my butt off when I read this)

-Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
-Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
-Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.
-Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
-Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".
-Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
-Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
-Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names.
-Paste a piece of paper that says "come come paradise" on the front of adult books.
-Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
-Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
-Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
-Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.
-Join a website and use the name Neji(or other characters' names) as your s/n.
-Start to call your teachers Sennin.
-Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.
-Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
-When someone ask you who your dream girl(guy) is and you say Ino(some guy character).
-Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
-Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
-Refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura.(or some guy character if you're a girl)
-Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
-Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
-Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.
-Put a picture of Hinata in your wallet and tell your friends it's your girlfriend.(best friend if you're a girl)
-List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
-Can spout out a random character quote on command.
-Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
-Sneak around and try to beat your grandfather.
-Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".
-Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
-Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
-Read manga 24 hrs non stop just so u can read more.
-Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then. You'll jump rope 1500 times.
-Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way"