Kyle thinks being ginger sucks. Even the day dedicated to celebrating his hair just feels like a mockery. Luckily he has a friend to look out for him, even if it's not one he would've expected. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities.)

Karkat doesn't know if he can let her go. The beginning is the same, ending is much different. Karezi Warnings: Language, Character Death, Cancer

This is a story about senior prom, and how one kid didn't quite get it. "TA: heh iit wouldn't 2uprii2e me if kk waiit2 untiil the day before prom two pop the que2tiion. GC: TH3R3 1S NO W4Y 1N H3LL K4RK4T WOULD 4SK M3 TO PROM GC: 4ND 3V3N 1F H3 D1D, WHO KNOWS 1F 1 WOULD S4Y Y3S TA: oh plea2e tz, you've wanted two jump hii2 bone2 2iince halfway through miiddle 2chool." mainly Karezi

Cartman takes Kyle fishing in an attempt to be romantic. Oneshot written for professorchaos on tumblr! Title comes from the song "I Melt With You."

A one shot holiday treat for all the kyman shippers 3 I hope you enjoy!

Kyle isn't too happy that Cartman's getting the attention he thinks he deserves. He's not jealous. That's impossible.

Ever wonder what Finnick was like before the Hunger Games, back when he was just a young sea pup? Now you can! Join 8-year old Finnick Odair, on his quest for seahorses, while facing terrifying swamp monsters and rescuing beautiful damsels. Find out how Finnick Odair became "Boy Hero." Don't be a Barnacle Butt! Please Read and Review.

Dave Strider is a total douche, who hangs out with other total douches. Karkat Vantas is an anti-social nerd who is new in town. He meets Dave, and his romcom fantasies start to get to him. DaveKat shenanigans ensue. Humanstuck, DaveKat, and many other ships. Warnings for foul language, bitchy/doucheyness, and Kankri.

Kanaya comes back from a 'Straight Camp' and claims to be cured. Rose Lalonde thinks this is utter bullshit.

Miles is finally free from his father. In the months leading up to his high school graduation, his grandmother offers him early access to his trust fund, in hopes that he will use the money to live the way HE wants to live. If only Miles could figure out which way that was. ESTABLISHED TRILES

Kyle's got ninety-nine problems and all of them are Cartman. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities.)

When Cartman does something bad to Kyle, he tries to say sorry - "tries" being the keyword. AKA, How Not To Say Sorry To Your Boyfriend. (Slightly Silly Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities, slightly sexual scenes, and the follies and flatulence of youth.)

Rose Lalonde is just your average, sarcastic teenager at Skaia High School. Well, until she meets some of the students that recently transferred from Alternia High School due to a major accident. And to be specific, one of the girls. (Possible triggers: Fire, Major & Minor Character Injury, Depression, Anxiety)

'As awkward as the whole morning was, Dave couldn't wait for the next.' John/Dave fluff

For a brief moment all Kyle can hear is a muffled sound as he blinks owlishly up at the cloudy sky before his eyes, but soon the sound grows in volume, breaks through his consciousness and he realizes it's laughter. Loud, obnoxious laughter. His face turns into an ugly sneer when he begins to recognize the voice behind the laughter. "Shut up, Fatso!" Kyman. One-shot.

Zombie Apocalypse AU / "When the Outbreak reached Virginia, and the zombies started terrorizing their city, he was with Annabeth. They were playing Monopoly. He remembers that with perfect clarity. It's the thought of seeing her again that drove him to keep going, to stay alive and not give in." / Percabeth.

This is some awkward fanfic that I somehow made up after watching too much HIMYM over a week or so. I've been spending WAY to much time on it, but in my opinion it's - (no you're not cool enough to say the L-word youre not even suited up). Anyways, yeah... rated M because, well, you'll see.

Each scar has a name, and some of them are his.

He was always the outcast, always wandering with no real home. He never had friends. He was always in the shadows. But not anymore. NicoWill. Post BoO.

In which everyone thinks Nico and Will are together. Solangelo.

A moment of crisis sheds light on Shay and Tally's complicated friendship. What made Shay go back to save her from the hospital in "Specials"?

When Kyle is sick, as per usual, Cartman pays him a visit. He even so much as looks after him, in his own bitter-sweet way. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities.)

In which Leo and Piper find out some devastating news about Jason. Oneshot.

A series of instances in which Cartman had to hold or carry Kyle, and so had to face and come to terms with his true feelings. (Fluffy Kyman One-Shot; Rated T for profanities.)

Slowly getting more and more drunk, thoughts keep changing through the night. Could be read from Ted's, Barney's, or Robin's POV, in whichever pairing felt suited. Rated T for content and language. Please R&R! :)

Karkat is abused by his dad, and has to protect his kid cousin Nepeta as well. When his dad goes too far one night, Sollux finds him. Now Karkat is hiding from his dad, will he be able to keep it up? (coverart belongs to the creator) *trigger warning*

Ted finds out he's been beaten to the punch by Robin's other ex.

Kind of a first draft before I post it on AO3. John and Dave wake up in the middle of the night and cuddle and stuff. Feedback is appreciated!

Roxy, please don't cry.

What happens when Terezi gets her hands on some skittles? That's what Karkat pondered as he went in search for her. However, he may just get more than he bargained for.

Becky gets a mysterious note from Imogen telling Becky to meet the quirky girl in the nurse's office...femslash, lemons.

"I'm sorry," you whisper, but no one hears. And you curl into a corner and begin to cry.

Did You Ever Wonder How Jack And Erica Grew Up? The Difficulties They Faced? Did They Fit The Average Twin Stereotype? How Did Monica And Chandler Adjusted To Parent Hood?

Just a little angsty minni-fic I wrote a while ago from Nico's POV. It might make it into another, longer story. Percico (Percy/Nico) one-sided slash. My first fanfic on here. No flames, please. Don't like? Don't read. Sorry, the summary sucks. The story is much better, promise. R&R.

So I've been taking a lot of prompts over on tumblr, and I figured I should put them all together in one big story. Pretty much how much fluff can I jam into each chapter? Chapter 25: TumblrStuck 2 (Karezi)

Casey goes to the park with her dad, nervous about making new friends. Just when she thinks she should give up, a boy shows up that may just make her day... better or worse? (Quite a few references to Dave/John. Just something that kinda happened while I was writing. I hope it's not as bad as I think it is. Rated T for some language.)

ok so some of you have seen my faygo babies fanfic well it's a new random one again! Dave did something very bad and Terezi got the idea of interrogating Dave with Karkat and Jade but it goes all wrong.

My Secret Santa gift to the one and only stellapurple219! Dan doesn't know how to kiss, so he asks Phil for a little bit of kissing lessons. Dan Howell, Phil Lester, danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil, Phan. Merry Christmas, stellapurple219! And Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone else!

Kanaya struggles with her closeted affections for her friend, Rose, during a holiday gift exchange. Part of a Humanstuck AU, soon to include more characters.

"No… a break from us."... I should've never left. I should've stayed and fought for us... but I didn't. Rated T. Ross x Rachel.

This is how Nico feels about Percy in a small poem.

Dave Strider loves Jade Harley with all his heart and can't believe that she'll be visiting him in HOT Houston, TX. Sure everything is fine and perfect at first but can love really conquer all obstacles?

A series of short stories about ways John and Dave help each other fall asleep or comfort each other at night.

the story of a not-quite-human radio host and a perfect scientist. it's a love story, if love is even real. which Carlos believes about as much as Cecil believes in the moon (which is at least -slightly- more than he believes in mountains) [T for language and typical Night Vale horror in the future possibly]

Fourteen year old Jack and Erica want to go to a Halloween Party, but what happens when something or someone gets in the way? Read to find out!

One-shot of Cecilos fluff

When a trip down Memory Lane goes dreadfully wrong, Cecil is left with questions that can't be answered - not even by Carlos, not even in Night Vale. [spoilers for ep. 33 "Cassette"]

John invites Dave over for the weekend. Dave is wasting away their Saturday, passed out on the couch. This less than pleases John... What to do, what to do... - Just some random fluffy stuff I thought of while in English. It is DaveJohn/Hammertime/PepsiCola.

Phil and Dan are in Spanish class, and Dan asks him to translate something that isn't in the book. Phil finally learns the meaning of his words when they're home, and it takes him by surprise. But what will the ebony-haired boy do about it? Phan DanxPhil danisnotonfire Amazingphil Lemony goodness ahead!

Highschool AU in which the trolls are humans (because I'm p sure Alternia doesn't have high school) and the beta/alpha kids are mixed. Karezi, Arasol, Rose/Kanaya, among others. Slightly fluffy. T cuz I swear like a trucker and things are gonna get controversial. Homestuck belongs to Andrew Hussie I own nothing

He's irritable as usual. Probably because he hasn't slept in weeks. In your species it's normal to be up for days in a row, but no one can keep going forever. If anyone needs sleep, it's Karkat. You can tell he's been avoiding it for far too long at this point. (Terezi's missing her favorite doll, and can't sleep. Neither can Karkat. Fluff ensues.)

It hasn't even been that long. Only about ten minutes. But what does time matter to you anyway? Being dead, you don't usually keep track of time. This is something that you can't take your min off of, however. Something inside you wants to say that she'll be back, even though you know she's gone.

You were merely 3 sweeps old. You'd messed with the wrong kids, and you were going to pay. That's when she found you bawling on the ground, bleeding that stupid color of "candy red". ... You hate her.

Jack wants to know who the man is in the picture with his mom. When Monica doesn't tell him he has to take matters into his own hands, but what does that cause him to do? Please read although that is a terrible summary.

John Egbert is happy to be starting back school after the holiday break…until these weird foreign exchange students from some country called Alternia show up. And guess what? He and all his closest friends have to be the first to deal with them! Humanstuck. AU. I don't even know what pairings this is going to involve besides JohnVriska, Karezi, and Rosemary.

John is a nerdy kid in a big school who is constantly bullied . Dave is the new kid from Texas who is as cool as cool can be. He befriends John on his first day, but doesn't know about Johns bullies, but he wonders why John always wears long sleeves and slinks through hallways. Will he find out before John breaks down? (i'm not good at descriptions) I DON'T OWN HOMESTUCK

In which I respond to prompts. HSWC Fill 2 - After years and years of collecting dead animals, Dave decided it was time to get one that was actually alive. But he didn't know what kind of animal to get. There was only one person he knew who could help him; Jade was one of his best friends and she just happened to have a gigantic white dog. DaveJade

Your typical Hunger Games/Homestuck crossover. It has been centuries since the revolution failed and the Mockingjay died. The remaining districts keep the Games going. Multiple POVs, mutliple ships. Rated T for Karkat. Rating might go up, for gore and (possible) sexual scenes. If you've read Homestuck you'll be fine.

Rose speaks sweetly about Kanaya.

The title it's pretty much self-explanatory! Chandler gets such a scare that he decides it's time to quit smoking for real.

When Rose discovers this very strange girl in the art room after school, she learns that this girl, named Kanaya Maryam, has Autism. But despite how different Kanaya acts, she still manages to see her for who she really is. And she's in love with it.

Just a normal girl who likes to drink and play with cats all day long. Likes to hang out with her friends and play video games. Loves this guy, but hates that this guy will probably never be able to love her back. She still loves him though, and she always will. Highschool AU. DirkxRoxy

The trolls already have some pretty epic adventures in kindergarten. Let's see how well they're able to get by in Kinderstuck: ATA Style! Rated T for censored language and future megaviolence.

**This is a story I'm finishing for FriendsTVFiction. Chapter 12 is where I start writing ** Monica hates school, and everything about it. She hates it almost as much as home. She needs to find that one person that she cares about enough to stick around. She may have found that person... Old school Mondler. AU. Dark..

Kanaya decides to write Rose a love letter. [Expect rambling. Lots of it. Rosemary.]

Blackness, all there was. All there ever will be. Just a little One-shot I typed up after the 6/30 update.

The twins find a video from the day they were born and find out Chandler wanted to separate them.

We never know how long we'll have to wait, or how hard things will get along the way, only that we will know it when we get there. My second Dave/John fic! Whoo! This isn't at all related to my other story. Takes place in a non-sburb AU. Dave and John both attend high school in washington, and have been best friends since 6th grade. Dramatic things happen.

SEQUEL to Why Can't I Remember? If You haven't read it then you will be greatly confused XP It's been one year. One year since they battled Jack, one year since they ran away, and one year since Karkat lost his memory. The Cancer hadn't remembered anything, he couldn't remember anything.

Kanaya finally realizes that she doesn't feel okay anymore. (RoseMary fluff/angst.)

Of course you love him, but you just can't stand him sometimes! It feels like his mere presence is mocking you; perfection carved from marble with his perfectly toned muscles and well defined joints, prominent clavicles and hip bones. Ugh he's everything anyone would ever want in a man and everything you could ever hope to be. tw: eating disorders and self harm. Happy-ish ending.

Pointless Rosemary fluff. Kanaya knows exactly when Rose truly begins to love her.

Jake and Dirk meet for the first time.

A humanstuck AU in which the game is won and the players are rewarded by getting to live as on Earth but only Karkat remembers playing Sgurb. (Nothing truly spoilery or out of canon and of course Karkat swears)

You saw Chandler go to and from Tulsa in the show, but else wasn't on the show? Monica and Chandler try to deal with a long distance relationship. Mondler.

Before I met you I'd forgotten how to function. My needles pricked my fingers, I couldn't sew without shaking. But when I met you, my careful patience returned. I designed nine dresses, all with you in mind. I adored you. I never thought you would wear them. I never thought that you cared enough about a nobody such as myself- an empty shell, a failed copy of my awful mother.

Follow Eli and Clare as they fall in love and go through their ups and downs. Has Adam/Becky, Drew/Bianca, Alli/Dallas, and jenna/Conner.

A basic humanstuck coffee shop AU. Featuring the coffee shop. Watch different characters come and go and enjoy their lives. Become part of the café and enjoy. People are free to suggest characters they want to see and I'll write a chapter about them if I can! Thanks for reading! I'll update it every Monday and tag it with the newest characters.

You got better, but that's completely beside the point.

The silence was what woke me, I jolted up in fear, frantically looking around the checkerboard battle field, except, I don't know what I'm doing there. There were bodies everywhere, candy red blood was overwhelming my sight. My heart pounded in fear, I couldn't remember anything.

Rose Lalonde has never been interested in prom, but when she realizes she can never have such normalcy, Kanaya decides to aid her.

Jade and the love of her life are on a battlefield. Implied Dave/Jade. Rated T because of Death.

He preached across the whole of Alternia, inspiring many trolls into the thoughts of revolution for the first time, but he wouldn't have done it without their help. These are the stories of how the Sufferer's three closest followers first came to meet the mutant. And how they each came to lose him. Rated T for insane swearing.

A JohnDave drabble.

A story about the kids on the meteor meeting up with everyone on Jade's ship, pretty much only focusing on John and Karkat. This is not remotely related to how everything actually went down but, i couldn't get the friendship stairs out of my head. Hope you enjoy if you read it. Rated T to be safe.

Just practice. Johns being punny. Karkat is annoyed. This is very old.

"You still don't like dancing. But now it's because doing it doesn't feel right- not without that off pitch hum to help tell you when to do what. Not without that deep laughter and sincere grin that appeared whenever you did something right." From Karkat's POV. A story about lost moirallegiance.

"Hey, English. Will you miss me?" The Handmaid and Lord English have one last talk. Really bad, sorry

You could see. You could see him for the first time. But it wasn't at all what you wanted. [One-Shot]

So while I was listening to the song pretty fly for a white guy by the offspring, I couldn't help but add homestuck lyrics to it and then it just all happened and came together, my friends helped a little, please read and I apologize ahead of time for any bad spelling errors or lyrics.

Hello, everyone! This is the first Homestuck fanfic I've ever written, so I hope you all enjoy it! I wrote this as a 413 present for my morail, Rose. Pairing: Mituna x Latula. Genre: Fluff/ Angst. AU: Human!Stuck.

This is a poem if how Gamzee feels when he's sober. Rated T just to be safe although it only contains one cuss word. Please review and give feedback. Also tell me if I should make a series of poems about Gamzee called "Gamzee Makara, my inside"

This is something I put together for something before any of the trolls began directing the humans. You know, John god tiered because of Vriska, and Kanaya with Rose? This little bit is a lost pester-log for my troll/human OC and Doc Scratch. They begin talking about the human players, but end up talking about my title- Seer of Doom. (Rated T for character death)

A cuddly, fluffy, davexjade drabble written while I was sick. Post-SBURB Nothing is better than waking up beside to someone you love. Picture is mine. Rated T for swearing.

Dave honestly thought this would be his chance... A very short fic requested to me from a good friend.

This isn't really an insert fic, but there's no name in the story, so feel free to insert yourself. This story is about a fifth player and Dave. A little rushed, but please R&R honestly, and I'll update later. (Rated T for Homestuck) :D

When Rose found you, she obviously thought she knew where she was going. She knew they were dead before you. But neither of you knew what would befall you. (Bad summary I stink at summary. Rated T for blood.)

Running drabbles of Karkat And Terezi, post-Openbound.

Depression can hit anyone after you beat SBURB. Wonderfully though, it captures no one in the group of human friends. No one but Dave at least. When Dave's close friends stumble across poems that he had written about doomed timelines they might not be able to handle the insight of Dave's mind. After all, would you want to have your friend's many deaths crammed in your head?

He could feel it all at once, the molding and mesh of sensations that mixed together in a muddle of touch that was almost too much. Johnvris. Sadstuck.

When a FLARPing expedition doesn't go as planned, Karkat's heart is put to the ultimate test..is Terezi worth it?

John successfully exited the game, but is it everything he had hoped for?

One day Terezi is so bored that she spontaneously decides to grab Karkat and trespass on the Strider's property to use their trampoline. Mix some blackmail, hoses, and lack on pants into this mess and you have yourself a fluffy story. An AU where all the kids/trolls live in a small neighborhood together and have fun screwing around. Soon to be a series of oneshots. Also on ao3!

"They say curiosity killed the cat, but they're wrong. Curiosity resurrected the cat when it was already dead and buried, but sent billions of people to their grave in it's place. This game, you see, was meant to resurrect the dead. I leapt at the opportunity to play, but it was the game that was playing me." Written for my English class

Based on the hilarious clip of Eli in the promo for 'The Time of My Life'.

A fic about how Dave and Jade met on LOFAF, and the time they spent together.

Just a simple drabble of a NonSgrub transfer of power that I wrote for the heck of it. OOG (out of ghetto) Condesce with Feferi as they talk about important Empress things. Not a very good summary.

The Jugallo is here. He is sober. And he is out for blood. A bit of rambling from me to you. Review please.

The meteor has landed! Karkat comes face to face with the new Jade. Bloodhound, angst, general unappiness.

Kanaya is in a bad mood after a fight with Rose, however will a unexpected visitor be able to help change that RoseXKanaya, Crack Onesided WVXKanaya. Reviews appriciated.

After her drunken tumble down a flight of stairs, Rose rambles to Kanaya for a change. Rose/Kanaya.

Sollux wrote a poem for Aradia.

semi-sadstuck / arasol oneshot "Your name is Sollux Captor. It is your flushed interest's wriggling day today, and you're planning to give her a surprise visit." [UPDATE] Continuing because of requests.

Aradia is trying to get closure before time's up. Will she get it?

Oneshot. Homestuck characters are training for the Hunger Games and Karkat observes the competition. Just an idea that wouldn't leave me alone... T because I'm paranoid.

Rose has writer's block. Kanaya suggests she write a story about the two of them. Rose does as is requested of her. Fluff, confessions, prose!

Rose isn't happy with her appearance and Kanaya helps her gain a little self esteem. After a night full of girl's only fun, feelings are realized and a relationship begins. This fanfiction touches a lot on self esteem issues and the naked body, don't like don't read. Nothing Mature.

Two ways Percy and Annabeth said Hello. Two-Shot. Percabeth.

Different ending than in the book Specials. Spoilers if you have't read the third book Specials in the Uglies series. Focuses on Tally, Shay, and Zane. TallyXZane

Rose has a night on the town with some friends and returns home to her rainbowdrinker. Fluffy yuri stuff. Comments and reviews are greatly appreciated.

Percy and Annabeth find the world of Fanfiction. Percabeth One-Shot.

Falling in love with your best friend's never easy. Thinking that best friend is an idiot only serves to make things worse. It's a good thing then that Shay doesn't hold grudges.