Hello there! Welcome to: Dark Respite's Snarktacular Lair of Stupendousness.

(I'm more of a fanfic reader than a writer, but occasionally I do have bursts of err, creativity that needs to be expressed.)

Name: Dark Respite or Nocturniquette, I have been known to use both.

Personal Quote: It's called FANFICTION--meaning that I can write the characters how I damn well please.

Favorite Quotes:

"I am who I need to be." --Iorveth, The Witcher 2

Murphy’s Laws:

(1). If anything can go wrong, it will.

(2). If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.

(3). If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.

(4). If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which something can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.

(5). Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

(6). If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

(7). Nature always sides with the hidden flaw

(8). Whatever that has happened wrong, is bound to happen again ... maybe even worse.

(9). Given the most inappropriate time for something to go wrong, that's when it will occur.

(10). "Proof of Murphy's Law: Murphy's Law cannot be proven, yet is correct, as when you try to prove Murphy's Law, you will see that the proof is incorrect. This is obviously due to Murphy's Law; therefore Murphy's Law is correct and proven."

DO NOT SCREW WITH MURPHY'S LAW!