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Shinobi and civilians rarely have the same opinion. The nature of Kakashi and Gai's relationship is just one of many.

Gai is born a girl, and absolutely nothing changes.

When she finally spoke, her eyes were downcast and her voice was soft, almost inaudible. "What about your skin?" She looked up at him then, and it seemed to take everything she had just to drag her eyes up to his face. "Can you change the colour of your skin, too?" :: Roxanne tries to deal with who she is in regards to her family. Teddy is there to help her every step of the way.

There was no adjective for Molly. She was just simply Molly, and she hated herself for it. Family-gen.

Anthony was never himself after the war. How could he be? But a trip to the Holy Land helps him to heal and recover from his experiences during the war. Jewish!Anthony

Disclaimer: I own nothing. Luna's not a girl and not a boy, and what can fae be, really, when it comes down to it? Faerself, that's who.

George takes Angelina across the Atlantic and the US, to celebrate the big 4-0. Hilarity ensues. First Place!

She is smart, she knows it, and they are suspicious. AU: What if Ron and Hermione met, briefly, before the events of the Philosophers Stone, as children? For ReillyJade.

'Once upon a time, there were dragons, and a man who once was a child and believed in magic.' Or in which Charlie grows up hearing stories of dragons, leaves to explore the world and meets the man of his dreams when he's not even looking. AU, CharlieDraco, for Sam.

Episode 13 of Season 9 - Will Percy tell Hermione? Are Molly and Arthur going to make up? What the hell has happened at Draco's? And what is Ginny going to do?

Draco Malfoy questions his three relationships and searches for his favourite letter. /unrequited DMPP, referenced DMGW and onesided DMHG. another rated-T-b/c-paranoid oneshot. contains implications and euphemistic mentions. review, and turn on your PM feature so i can reply!

he thinks that second captures his existence, the true immortality of humankind— the order of the phoenix, and how their war stole their light from the world.

This story is about war. Before, after, during. What it accomplishes and destroys. When it starts and when it ends, when it loses and when it wins. How it affects your past, present and future. In ways you want it to, in ways you don't. (It's pretty goddamn ruthless)

When Ron was young - about six or so - he used to think that he'd been put on the Weasleys' doorstep as a baby. Maybe even swapped at birth with their real son; there were evil fairies that did that - someone told him that once. What's it really like being a Weasley? Take a look through the eyes of the youngest Weasley son. Canon compliant.

And all she can think is if she had to do it over, she wouldn't choose this, wouldn't choose any of it.

When she suddenly finds her life at a standstill, he finds his life beginning to move forward. They are prisoners of their own defenses― he his sand, she her heart. How many grains of sand must fall in the hourglass before time brings them together? Ga/TT

The First Order had a pretty high mortality rate. Drabbles about nine of the members' deaths - from the noble and sacrificing to the almost commonplace, and everything in between. Angsty. For Camp Potter.

Sakura's reaction to Sasuke saying he wants to be Hokage. /Sakura-centric/

Andromeda learns what it means to be brave. (When Andromeda was five, she thought Bellatrix was brave. That hasn't changed.) T for strong language.

When she was young, she danced ballet. She doesn't retain much apart from the rhythm, but the memory of the pattern soothes her even today. / HermioneBlaise

This is not a love story. At least not yet.

This is how we witness sin; from the outside looking in. /Lily says she loves James, but it's Sirius she takes to bed. And they all know it. For Kelly.

It is easier to cry for small things. (The DA mourns.)

Merope survives to raise her son, Tom Riddle. AU.

Sixth installment of Fifty Things! Now branching into anime with Neji and Tenten! K plus for whatever may appear, some chapters may be T.

She supposes that this makes him "her" human, though she is still undecided on whether it is something very nice or just extremely tragic. But it's crucial that she knows exactly what to expect from herself should something go horribly, horribly wrong on the actual night and her plan not to let her target even touch her go down in jet-black Amaterasu flames. NejiTen one-shot.

The first two months of marriage are always the hardest, especially when your wife seems dead set on giving you a nervous breakdown and possibly smothering you in your sleep. Ino. Sasuke. Crackfic.

They weren't planning to give birth to another generation of Ino-Shika-Cho, but nostalgia kind of got in the way. Oneshot, Team Ten.

It's not that Tenten hates flying. In fact, she kind of likes it. Especially when she gets free cocktails. Especially when she's sitting next to a handsome stranger. Especially when she gets to talk to him. This is going to be good. — Neji, Tenten. AU.

When Tenten finds out about her past, she ends up traveling down a path of nightmares and mysteries. As she tumbles in the dark, will Neji be able to keep her from straying too far? ::Tenten x Neji:: ::slight one-sided Sauke x Tenten:: R&R please. Final chapter is up!

His first year, he made a friend out of a potential enemy, carried the hopes of a downtrodden House, defeated a Dark Wizard with help, and made the House team at Chaser. Things are about to get difficult! This is the Next adventure of the Tenacious Trio

Seven kisses from the long and loving lives of George and Angelina Weasley.

You were one half of a whole and he was your ever present shadow. You moved in perfect rhythm together and you found humour in everything. It was easy for you both to laugh away the war because you had each other. But he's gone now and she's here.

They're both pretty messed up. Everyone knows it. It's been a decade, but they're just not getting any better. — Misty/Ash.

An elegy of the forgotten, as told from the point-of-verb of a technicolour textbook.

You don't mess with her. Rated T for strong language, gore, and violence. Alternate Universe.

There is a reason why Team Gai is not sent on seduction missions. NejiTen, if you squint really hard.

When you're too in love to let it go. Rated T for a character death and slightly suggestive material.

Sasuke meets Ino instead of Sakura on his way out of the village, and learns a valuable final lesson: don't start a clan war with three others. Especially if yours happens to be dead.

Do you still look like the pictures in my telephone? — Akira/Saki.

With titles like this, who needs summaries?

And she leads the blind prince home. Nejiten, NOT AN AU.

AU. In the fall of 1909, an Ambassador of Japan is sent to China to form an alliance with China's Empress Dowager. Whether he can gain the trust of she and her advisor, however, is another story. Rated T for language.

Their eternity is a falling petal, an ivory ribbon, a glimpse of outstretched wings. Collection of Nejiten and Team Gai one shots in narutoverse.

The dead can't haunt the dead. Byakuya/Hisana

Each time she took the entrance exams, he saw she had crackers in her hands. When he asked her for one, she laughed in his face. And then she ran away. Nejiten, AU. Two shot.

Seven years; seven times Severus Snape refused to show weakness. He never did learn. Gen fic, focusing on the adult characters mostly.

Hyugacentric. A character study of Hyuga Hizashi and the influences that shape the man. A companion story for Legacy. Rated for language.

Alternate Universe. No one ever said dealing with prisoners would be easy. Rated T for language, some mild violence, and innuendo.

Draco Malfoy and Hannah Abbott become friends, and Draco figures out that maybe Hufflepuff isn't such a bad label after all. canon-compliant, one-shot.

52 times Yuki and Machi have fallen in love with each other. Ch. 51 - She can't possibly be oblivious to his attempt to woo her...Or could she? Finally COMPLETED, but will be edited Yuki/Machi

Ten occurrences that cause Ino to be scared of little Tenten. Chapter 2 is just the truth. Rated T for one curse. Tiny ShikaIno at the end. Complete for now, but I will happily add more silliness if people like this style-but it'll be many characters.

Here's the stories that you didn't know and maybe never wanted to hear about the parents of the Konoha 12. Mostly making fun of kunoichi cliches-Meant to be humorous!

AU. Sakura falls in love with a book, Kiba's trapped inside one, and Sasuke's all that can bring them together. This is a typical love triangle, but the real story is anything but traditional.

Most people love receiving presents, and having surprise parties on their birthdays. "Most" doesn't include Shikamaru. Oneshot, crackfic.

He is afraid, because the kiss isn't a kiss for the sake of a kiss. But a promise to follow him to his grave. Royai.

Five times Roy Mustang drunk dialed Riza Hawkeye. RoyRiza.

When a swordsmith invents the revolver, the different clans scramble to adapt. AU. Gen. Crack. Vague spoilers for everything.

Bill and Fleur. 75 prompts. For the Aboard the Love Boat Challenge.

Oneshot. An angry Tenten mauls a tree. Shino is the unlucky observer. How does this awkward encounter lead to something more between an unlikely couple? Course language. May possibly expand into series of oneshots. Ten/Shino.

If she lets him get too far away, she'll lose him. If he lets her in too close, he'll be skewered. Their best bet is somewhere in the middle ground. Shino. Tenten. Rated for violence and some language.

Riza Hawkeye, before. RoyRiza.

Shortly after becoming Hokage, Tsunade reviews some old personnel files and relives some old memories involving the original Ino-Shika-Cho team. Dark.

Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.

The house-elves at Malfoy Manor do an exceptional job of waxing the hardwood floors, you see. Cute Scorpius-and-Astoria-and-Draco-family stuff. RECENTLY CLEANED UP.

50 truths about the kunoichi of Naruto. What women do when men claim to rule the world. My 100th fic!

Sakura kissed Sasuke on the cheek, "Life is wonderful." She gave Ino chocolate, "You're beautiful." She gave Neji and Hinata a hug, "There is hope." She gave Naruto a smiley face sticker, "To be happy is a gift." She handed Tenten a clip, "Be who you are.

Audrey is a simple, lonely woman, who owns a simple bookshop. Her friends are constantly a delightful bother, and her Mother is endlessly annoying. Percy Weasley somehow manages, in his awkward way, to capture her heart. Set over twelve months.

You can’t afford to make any more mistakes.' Lee, butterflies, and the slow realization of irreversability. -oneshot-

You still didn’t understand the appeal of motherhood, but now that it had been forced upon you, you had no choice but to embrace it wholeheartedly. ' Petunia Dursley and motherhood. -oneshot-

What if your dreams could be recorded on tape...and then shown to all your friends!

After the Chuunin Exam preliminaries, Neji and Tenten sit down and try and figure out why in the world Lee likes Sakura so much when they have almost nothing in common and practically no shared values. It...doesn't go very well.

OR: Four Girls and One Guy Shikamaru Dated Before Finding His Soul Mate. Dating is troublesome. Doesn't mean you don't learn something about yourself along the way. Shikamaru/Ino, /Sakura, /Shiho, /Naruto, /Tenten, and endgame Shikamaru/Temari

Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.

Formerly "Birthdays" Birthday celebrations and other events amongst Fred Weasley's friends and relations after his death. Tears,laughter, fireworks, Firewhisky, dragons, angst, cups of tea, hugs, fights and more. Some bad language. Post-DH AU/SU.

There are no stars left anymore. Even the brightest diminish, and even the strongest must fall. The downfall of a generation of Blacks, told by the only one not of the night sky.

Some folks believe you can influence which House you end up in, but for some there is only one House they could *truly* belong... This tale was inspired by the Conversations with a Hat challenge, created by Maraudercat. Rated K. Enjoy!

Lucius Malfoy has a temper, and his fiancée, Narcissa Black, likes to toy with him. One-shot. LM/NB

A series of one-shots about various members of the Black family, based off songs on Coldplay's new album, "Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends." Read and review, please!

DracoAstoria—- because even Astoria knows that sometimes wishes aren't enough.

Fred Weasley and Katie Bell have been best mates on and off of the Quidditch pitch since her first year. After all, considering all the injuries she suffers from, someone has to take care of her. One-shot between the pair.

The wizarding world has changed so much in the last year, but for one family, the biggest change is here now.

That’s how long she goes, in the flurry of victory, without feeling anything at all.

Fanfic100 038: Touch. She was the softest thing in his rooms, and he liked it that way.

Lucius Malfoy is in Azkaban. In an attempt to keep his sanity, he writes letters to Narcissa.

Narcissa doesn't want to leave him, oh but she must. If only to make her family happy. But why can't she be with the one she loves? Why does she have to get married and lose the one she loves the most? R&R please

Hannah breaks down in Herbology, and Neville is a shoulder to cry on. Neville/Hannah, Oneshot.

Katie Bell and Charlie Weasley fly and cry for their world turned upside down. Katie/Charlie For the H challenge

Written as part of an RL collaboration, titled In The Summertime. In a winter that's never seemed harder, Angelina Johnson makes her own sunshine.

Katie and George discuss their summer plans in two different circustances. Written for the RL's summer challenge.

Five chapters, five places, five ways they could have met. Features psychoanalysis, awkwardness, an unexpected kiss, burned robes and a hope for the future. Sixth chapter is an epilogue. Draco/Astoria

Padma Patil is not a coward.

Draco has always aspired to be like his father... even if it means tearing himself apart in the process. FF100.99

The 9 times Narcissa missed her sisters, and the one time she didn't.

The Dark Mark was a horrible thing, she decided, before rolling his sleeve down, and trying to sleep. His breath was hot on the exposed skin of her neck, and he smelt like whiskey.

A collection of short scenes looking at the elder Malfoys and how they grew to love and appreciate one another. FF100.081

Interlude 1: How much experience do you have?"...Tenten thought she knew all there was that needed knowing when it came to being a reliable kunoichi...but when she is handed a mission she never thought she'd get, she finds out that she was so wrong.

A collection of short scenes that take place in the Drawing Room at Malfoy Manor. Chapters span from humor to romance to angst to tragedy. LM/NM and DM/AM pairings.

Lucius and Narcissa live in close quarters but have never had a real conversation. Lucius is determined to get more than three words out of young Miss Black. Fanfic100.004

Katie hears George busking for money, determined to earn some for the Yule Ball, just days before he asks her. Music and Moonlight are the perfect combination, right? Katie/George T for lang, Sexual References

Fanfic100: 033, Too Much. Lucius has an issue with Narcissa's choice of drink, and its cup.

Hinata is a wisher. Ino is a liar. Sakura is a magic bean buyer. And me, Tenten? I'm a shrink. A PSYCHOLOGIST. And my newest patient is the most cynical, icecubish, jerky...well, he's Hyuuga Neji. NejiTen

100 Drabbles Challenge - what would the year of Deathly Hallows have felt like from Lucius Malfoy's perspective? Read all about it in his diary - 100 drabbles, 100 pages of memories...

Opting for a scary movie was better than moping the rest of the night away, especially since it gave him an excuse to spend some quality time with his new neighbour. Naruto. Shizune. Friendship fic.

Your existence continues to insult me. — DracoHermoine

--AU---Fires are interesting sorts. They burn, they flicker, and they provide warmth. Sure, they can be destructive, but they can create too. So let the flames swallow what they may, and let's see what the result shall be. ShikaTema -- M for swear words

AU. CRACK. Silly Spice. Scruffy Spice. Sleepy Spice. Nice Spice. Cinnamon Spice. Sexy Spice. Smiley Spice. This was one offer Sakura should've refused.

James Sirius Potter is tired of dealing with the love-lives of his siblings and cousins. When Scorpius Malfoy seeks his advice as well, it is just too much for him. Written for respitechristopher as part of the Reviews Lounge Birthday Ficathon.

AU. SasuSaku. Sakura decides not to go to prom and text messages are sent. A lot of them.

SasuSaku. A wedding is not a wedding without the bride and groom, and with Hinata and Naruto missing, someone needs to step up to the plate.

Because even when there's a war, even when the sky is falling and you're so much older than you are, you still find the time.

AU. She had been a 5 on the scale for too long: not pretty, not ugly, just Sakura. That was, until Kiba strolled into her life and proclaimed her a 10. But what’s the price to pay for beauty, and is it worth it? Sakura's not so sure.

Draco Malfoy needs something extraordinary.

Table manners are not your enemy, Ikkaku." Rated for 11th Division-ness.

Thirteen drabbles about each of the next generation of Weasleys, Potters and Lupins. Teddy/Victoire and Rose/Scorpius. Written for a challenge at the HPFC fourm. R&R!

Thank you. It was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain." Lucius/Narcissa Response to House Quote Challenge on HPFC.

A series of fourteen drabbles, based on the next generation of Weasleys and the first, learning from each other, because true education goes beyond years. Includes all the Weasley kids, and Teddy. Light and fluffy.

Percy draws his daughter's future full of rainbows and bright colours and happiness. Percy and his daughters, Molly and Lucy.

CRACK. Facebook is addictive, even to ninja. Uchiha Sasuke is annoyed, Uchiha Karin is sad, and Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura are now engaged. Confused? The MiniFeed has all the answers.

Oneshot. "He hasn't cried since he was eleven." Bill and Charlie taste the rain. For the Nature Challenge. T for a word.

Byakuya and Kenpachi get as civil as they know how.

His fears? Flying...his own wand...fitting in...sticking out! His best friends? A passionate fire-breathing cousin, and a cool, aloof Death Eater's son. His House...er...Hufflepuff? Meet the new Trio, Albus Potter, Scorpius Malfoy, and Rose Weasley

A next generation story featuring Fred Weasley, son of George and Angelina. He is a squib who must find his way in the world.

Ten facts, twenty people - a look into the next generation. *COMPLETE*

He loved her. He really did. But he loved Tenten more. "Maybe someday he'll forgive me." NejiTen slight SakuLee

Pieces Universe. Get to know Audrey Fletcher - the girl who married Percy Weasley.

Join the First Order's members as they live through announces of upcoming births, near-death experiences, shameless taunting by friends and annoying pictures taking. Each chapter follows a different character. On Hiatus.

Scorpius is scared. Scorpius is in shock. Scorpius is confused. Scorpius is angry. Scorpius is groggy. Scorpius is scared again. Five times Scorpius doesn't kiss Rose and one time he does , as they go through six moments in Hogwarts and come full circle.

She doesn't look like her father. /And children can't recognize grief./ /future!fic, sort of Team Gai/

Someone's pregnant. Someone's pretending to be pregnant. Someone's upset. Someone's annoyed. Through it all, the mechanics of friendship, are still pretty much a mystery. But, it doesn't matter so much how it works so long as you know it works.

The first journey on the Hogwarts Express for Rose and Scorpius.

Astoria asked no questions. It was most fortunate, because Draco didn't always have the answers.

When the girls get together, watch out! They're making lists and checking it twice. Are the guys in or out? Shika, Neji, Naruto, and Sasuke are now declared 'undateable' by the girls. Who does that leave? Rated T for language.

They never had the chance to be children. Neji does something to remedy that.

Arthur Weasley kept trying to capture the perfect image of his family. One day he notices that all the photographers he had hired over the years were more interested in cutting them out.

Dean/various characters, oneshot. Dean Thomas' life has been built on recreating others, and along the way, he's lost sight of himself. Five Things Challenge response

God help the poor fool who messes with her boys. Kunoichi centric

Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!

Life never has a happy ending - is it always true? How this quotation describes Harry and Ginny's story... One-shot. Written for Gaby-Black's 'French Challenge'. Read and Review!

The worst idea in the history of worst ideas, this was going to be, but Tsunade allowed it, only for the sole reason that it would provide prime entertainment. In which the young shinobi are sent to have a weeklong session with a shrink...

SasuSaku drabble: She thinks he hates her. ...Sasuke hates cherry blossoms, after all.

She is neither stupid nor naive, but she whispers I don’t want to know, against his lips with a silent desperation. Lucius and Narcissa, during the first war.

Kakashi knew he had to try his most powerful method. KakaTen

Ten Facts About Ten People.

Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.

A moment with the Malfoys soon after the defeat of Lord Voldemort

Seven times Peter Pettigrew's conscience nearly caught up with him.

He broke curses. He studied so that people couldn't be held captive under magical control of any type. Fleur Delacour's effect on him seemed almost like a personal offense.

Uchiha Itachi was always quiet, except when he was alone with Hana.

"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.

[Twoshot, Team Gai, NejiTen] What happens when a chain loses two of its links. The breaking down, the healing process. [EPILOGUE ADDED.]

xxwritten for TheOriginalHufflepuff's challengexx GeorgexAngelina - how the hell did they end up together?

Be like little flowers, lovely little flowers, Mum told them. Everyone likes a lovely flower. Oneshot.

It’s not until he’s pushed up against the couch, his hands entangled in her unruly black locks and his lips smashed against hers in a way that is anything but sexy and yet so desirable, that Sirius Black realises he’s destined for recklessness.

When he thought about it, Neville found that he could define his relationship with Hannah Abbott through three key moments. He hopes to add a fourth to the mix, but unfortunately, his proposal isn't going as planned. A Reviews Lounge Challenge Fic.

Bill and Fleur fluff. With chocolate. What more do you need? Written for the Reviews Lounge Valentine project.

Narcissa was always a sturdy, silent, and contained individual. But when she has to cope with her husband's trial after the war, who will come to her aide?

Narcissa Malfoy is lonely. Draco is at school, Lucius is in Azkaban, and Narcissa attempts to remain strong and steadfast. LuciusxNarcissa

She was there. She was always there. NejiTen

ItaHana AU Fic. If you're looking for love at first sight, don't read this. Sometimes perceptions must be overcome before love has a chance to bloom.

Lily writes letters to Santa every year. Merry Christmas, everyone! .::fifteen chapters::.

In response to the challenge placed in the Reviews Lounge. George and Katie on Valentine's Day get a very special gift.

Hinata, Hanabi, and Neji are desperate to marry off Hiashi so he'll stop mucking around in their lives. In the meantime, trouble is brewing for Hinata and life will never be the same. KankxHina and other pairings within.

AU. A black leather bound sketchbook binds her to him, and breaks her against him. NejiTen.

The truth behind the lies. Hatake Kakashi, Uchiha Sasuke, and a Lie Detector Machine, all revolving in the ANBU exam. Who said the road on becoming ANBU was easy? Sasusaku. CRACK fic.

When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.

He's blaming me. I can feel his eyes blaming me." Narcissa gets Lucius out of Azkaban after Voldemort falls the first time , and doesn't exactly get the response she wanted.

NejiTen. Vignettes. In all their time together, they have both found plenty to give.

Narcissa's faces what she doesn't want to but somewhere, always behind her is is her love for him pushing her over the edge.

For the ultimate bachelor Kakashi, the signs were underneath the underneath.

A YukiMachi Cinderella parody. The School Defense Squad has decided to give Yuki a Birthday Ball he'll never forget! But can Machi make it? And why does Ayame have a wand?

It had always shrouded everything, and for nothing it would lift, save the hand of death.

Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.

Kakashi keeps accepting Gai’s challenges because he likes to pretend that they still make a difference in the tally of their Eternal Rivalry. Because, really, he knows that he's already lost. Gai is too kind to bring up the worst challenge of them all.

Brief moments in a blossoming, unlikely romance. [postwar, charliepadma]

[oneshot] His question challenges the balance of Tenten's entire world. Kankuro x Tenten.

What happens when Lucius finds out about his wife's little hobby?

Let Uchiha Sasuke define the people around him for you. sasusaku. slightly crack

AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!

Twenty facts about Teddy Lupin that no one ever quite figured out.

Penny wrote fairy tales with bespectacled knights who wielded pens and paperwork and formerstatueprincesses with proofreading skills beyond compare. Percy Weasley will write his Pennyprincess a happy ending if he has to pen it in his own blood. ONESHOT

[Crackfic] Tobi is horrified to learn that Uchiha Itachi has never played a board game. In his eyes, such a thing is unheard of. Much to Itachi's chagrin, Tobi vows to teach him all about such seemingly frivolous pursuits. Friendship. [Oneshot.]

written for the Nejiten FOIL challenge. Pure random Nejiten smexiness.

Fred had a suspicion that if for some reason one of them ever had to get by without his twin, that George would make a much better shot at it than he would. Because the thing that frightened Fred most of all was the thought of being separated from George

Being a 'dorm mother', or slave in hell, to five elite shinobi is not an easy task, especially for Tenten. But she’s willing to do anything to become one of them, even if she has to clean up after the former members of Rookie Nine. [NejiTen]

Narcissa Malfoy may be many things, but a fool, she has never been. Lucius's POV on his wife. LucCissa, implied TedAndi

Hana and Kiba liked nightly adventures when they were kids.. much to Tsume's dismay! Oneshot. Might contain typos.I wanted to do something happy this time and here it is. No violence.

Team Guy was created under the influence of nostalgia, malice and some level of intoxication on the part of the people present. For some reason this wasn't viewed as a problem. [Team Guy love]

Everyone has secrets. Gai is just good at keeping his. Second in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'

He twined his hand into her white blond hair, falling past her waist, and crushed her against him, like a blooming flower forced into submission. LuciusNarcissa

Sequel of Plans for a Seduction. Hana is in search of a mate. Warning, now M for language, situations, and lemons. HanaxGaara with KibaxIno ShikaxTem ShinoxHinata KankxSakura and BakixOC, oh and a smidgen of ShizunexGenma too. COMPLETE

Kisame and Itachi, as per usual, sit at a small fire and try to debate things in an intelligent, civillised manner.

Someone deserves a Thank You. Harry's going to give it.

Heavily pregnant Narcissa has a craving at three in the morning.

Narcissa and Lucuis engage in a battle of wills. Based on Makani's art, 'It's tough having an evil mother'. Everything belongs to J.K. Rowling and various and sundry movie studios and publishing houses. Don't sue, pretty please.

Surprise! Narcissa drops in to visit her husband at work and leaves him in quite the compromising situation. LMNM

Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.

OneShot. The art of subtlety cannot go unnoticed under Hyugga Neji's eyes. Or at least, that's what Tenten thinks. NejiTen slight crack.

Eleven words have shaped and structured Narcissa's existence from her childhood through her adult life. Every action is calculated based on these words. [Oneshot] [Reviews Lounge May Quote Challenge Response]

Companion piece to 'A Black Secret'. Narcissa comes to Snape to ask him a favor. A Black Secret's version of Spinner's End; differs from HBP's original scene. Precedes ABS.

Narcissa and Lucius have a relationship that's understood by few, yet the love that exists between them is just as strong as it was when they met. Now, it's been over a year since they've been together, & minds go back to better times. Full summary inside

He does not turn. The dirt streets and starvation of their childhood are over. [Renji, Rukia, Byakuya]

In Tang Dynasty China, the House of Long fights to protect their way of life from the Uchiha clan. Hyuuga Neji of Japan is sent to assist them and finds a secret war, a deception to the Empress, and a woman unlike any he has known. [AU][NejiTen, SasuSaku]

A storm is brewing and the natives are restless. Lee is mistaken for a God, Tenten can't catch a break and Neji... well it's amazing he doesn't have any gray hairs yet. A comedy with a bit of NejiTen on the side.

Renji/Rukia :: Someone had to save the princess, but Ichigo was starting to doubt it should have been him.

Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty

Some things were taboo for members of the Argent syndicate. Falling in love was at the top of the list. [NejiTen] [AU One shot.] [Written for the NejiTen FC's AU Contest]

How did Lucius and Narcissa get married? Did they really love each other? A look into how they might have been before life and experience has had the chance to properly pollute them. Oneshot.

He tasted naïveté on her lips, and his eyes closed as he relished the flavor of something that has been lost to him. Her world was glass, stunning and delicate, and he dragged the security of it closer as he pressed her against him. Narcissa X Lucius

[Renji x Rukia] It was all and always the river's fault.

Abarai Renji never did believe in happy endings. [Renji x Rukia, Ichigo x Rukia] [oneshot, drabbleish]

[InoKiba] If you asked Ino why she was with Kiba, she would tell you about the sex.

Narcissa visits Lucius in Azkaban.

Lucius and Narcissa decide to test out the whole kiss deal, to see what the whole fuss was about. [ Lucius x Narcissa ]

Lucius and Narcissa's wedding day that wasn't. Kind of...

After their son leaves for another term, the Malfoys remember the old days.

It's common ground that brings people together. In this case, a love of all things sharp and pointy. KankuroxTenten, oneshot.

Narcissa gets a rose brooch. Abraxas sent it to Lucius, on the orders of his wife. The school starts talking. [ Lucius x Narcissa ]

Narcissa reflects on the Malfoy New Years Party. [ Lucius x Narcissa ]

Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.

For years, she has just blended in with the crowd. When she finally kills her teammates and becomes an outlaw, will she ever be able to find peace with herself? Kisame x Tenten. Yeah, you read that correctly.

All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'

One Shot. Ichigo always wears a shirt at the beach. Why? A look into the way Ichigo and Rukia relate to each other.

Lee finds out about Neji and Tenten’s relationship the hard way. The VERY hard way. [Team Gai love]

Who is Renji to refuse the bride on her wedding day? IchigoRukia. Renji POV. Angst.

Zaraki Kenpachi's found himself listening more and more often since his fight with Ichigo, and dealing with the thoughts that come from that. Yachiru and Zarakicentric, nonpairing gen. Completed oneshot.

Hufflepuffs aren't the only ones who can be loyal.

Five days from this night, the tensions and frustrations of a life lived denying themselves will come to a head. But that night is not this night, is it? [NejiTen with a hint of lime]

Hating one person, truly hating one person, he learned, required hating everybody else. Sasuke tried to early on and failed miserably.

[LMNM] Lucius would face a lifetime in Azkaban to keep her safe, but Voldemort does not understand love as Lucius does.

Naruto is sitting in a bar with Team Seven, but why does everything seem wrong? Oneshot.

Inuzuka Hana was always known as Unforgettable and Dangerous. What happens when she meets Konoha's Uchiha genius Itachi? [Itachi x Hana] DONE!

Yuki takes the first steps on his own path. His first date.

...We wouldn't be here in the first place.A oneshot about trying to write a letter with a difficult message.

One-shot. Despite her teasing and their bickering, there's just something about Tenten that he can't resist. But while she searches for a definition, Shikamaru simply dwells in the truth...no matter how troublesome it is.

Oneshot. Bellatrix scolds Narcissa for enlisting the help of Severus Snape to save Draco, and Narcissa fails to articulate to her sister what it means to be a mother.

20 myths and legends about Zaraki Kenpachi.

Month O' Oneshots 24! Narcissa writes an indignant letter to Lord Voldemort, expressing her irritation at the general state of things.

The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.

Month O' Oneshots 16! Product of the less savoury and tasteful areas of my mind and a massive amount of bacteria in my system. You've been warned. Badly written parody of parodies and AlbusVoldie, among other stuff.

Month O' Oneshots 14! SiriusRemus, Remus is writing an essay so he doesn't get detention over break because of the incident in Potions. Sirius, off scot free, tries to convince him to partake in a repeat of Potions class. Snape eavesdrops. Humor ensues.

Lucius Malfoy is found murdered at his home during a hunting weekend. The Trio, along with Ginny, Draco, Narcissa, Snape, Dumbledore and Voldemort each have their reasons for wanting Malfoy dead. But will they solve the mystery in time? Parody of Clue.

Kankuro is always warm. KankuroIno oneshot.

The day after the scenes of terror at the Quidditch World Cup, Narcissa Malfoy, Molly Weasley, and Severus Snape read Rita Skeeter’s account of events over their morning tea and toast.

I make money waiting tables and I don't know what you do. But I've been a waiter all my life, I can wait a while for you. RenjixRukia.

Poor James. He never even saw her coming.

Sakura accidentally throws a crumpled sheet of paper at Sasuke's direction and all her hidden desires... er, deep feelings are exposed. Erasers, anyone? [SasuSaku]

A ripped shirt. That's all Gaara communicated with, sending one every time his siblings attempted conversation.

Why, exactly, do those fire moves never work? Sasuke finds out the hard way. [Oneshot]

Although he never gave any indication of caring, Gaara always observed and learned from the delicate and confusing relationship Kankuro and Temari shared.

Ten weapons, ten stories, the long path to achieving a dream. A character study of the weapons expert Tenten.

/COMPLETE/NejiTen/ After an attempted seduction, a rather intoxicated Tenten learns that when you screw with destiny, she usually sends fate to screw with you.

For a reason that defied all the laws of science and beyond, Shikamaru got to Tenten first. [CRACK pair] Shikamaru x Tenten, onesided? Neji x Tenten hints. Oneshot.

Maito Gai likes Naruto, doesn't really care for Sasuke, and hates Haruno Sakura.

[One Shot] “Unless you kiss the person you are stuck under with then you may never get out of the spell.” Sakura's jaw almost dropped. “That's forcing someone to kiss you when they don't want to!” “How do you know they don't want to anyway...?” SxS

Renji loves her. She doesn't love him. He'll take what he can get. Onesided RenRuki.

And it will shock the whole world. Crackfic. :P

Birds fly and die and there is nothing anyone can do about it. Except for Tenten, she tries. [NejiTen]

The first date, the first kiss, the first time he asked her to marry him [NejiTenten]

[One-Shot] Have you ever wanted something so bad, it had to be fate? NejiTenTen R&R

Balance. Equilibrium. Or the lack thereof. [Team Gai, NejiTen]

Renji has something he wants to do…

NejiTen request. With threats of marriage taking Tenten away from Team Gai, Neji embarks on a mission to save her from, well, marriage. His solution? Take her out on a date. That is, if he ever gets to the asking out part.

NejiTen request and epilogue to Inori. Tenten must walk down the aisle as bridesmaid for his cousin's wedding, even if it'll kill him...or make him look at his teammate the way he wouldn't admit out loud.

Hanatarou is not good with words. Fortunately, Rukia doesn't need a poet. [Ichigo x Rukia]

Every time he looked at her, she changed. [NejiTen]

A little adventure, a little romance, and a whole lot of fuuma shuriken. [NejiTen]

NejiTen. For this whole night, she will close her eyes and pretend that he is hers, his glacial heart and all. For tomorrow, she can never have the same liberty again.