The animatronics are going to have to learn quickly with the new night guard. Ruby is unpredictable and prides herself on it. How are the 'bots going to react to the girl who refuses to die at their hands but also refuses to hate them?

Mackenzie Alemaund is an unlucky 18 year old teenager whose life changes drastically after she gets kidnapped by two vampires and learns, in the same day, that she is not human. (OC portrayed by Lily Collins)

Terry Storm returns anew as she continues to join the Doctor in his adventures. But questions remain as she wonders how her existence is possible, and why she jumps around the Doctor's timeline. And if she's truly here to stay, as it appears she is, where does that leave her and the Doctor? 2nd in Storm series.

Once again, Kei's infamous luck spurs a brand new adventure. Only this time, there's no foreknowledge, a giant grumpy turtle monster not where he's supposed to be, and an ocean full of possibilities and danger in the same breath. She just knows she has to find some way to get home to Konoha. And what is all this business about pirates, anyway? (A Catch Your Breath side-story.)

I thought it was a dream. All of it. It was too good to be true, but now I have a choice to make. Do I go back? Do I save the man who's always saving others? Can I save the Doctor? "Oh Alexander. My Alexander. You managed to save one person... One big important person, hundreds of times over... and he doesn't even remember if he thanked you." 9-12 DoctorxOC (Classic Who later on)

'Sometimes the simplest solutions are the most effective.' An effort to fix the Shinobi world by Uchiha Naomi. Self Insert.

Changing the future wasn't easy. There would be a lot of lying. Deceit. Manipulation. Death. Especially if I wanted to change anything for the better. [Semi SI-OC]

Ninja life in Konoha is confusing, ninja life in Kirigakure is worse. Dreaming of Sunshine Universe Fanfic, OC Self-Insert.

ON HIATUS. After a battle with the Espada, Ichigo is captured and dragged in front of Aizen where he is offered the chance to join them. Half dead he turns it down only to find out his agreement isn't necessary as far as Aizen is concerned. Can he be saved?

It's supposed to be the last day of Shisui's life. In a way, it is. To Konoha, Uchiha Shisui is missing, assumed dead. But to the newly-founded Konoha, Uchiha Shisui is a new face that emerged in the midst of chaos. A stranger from nowhere with the eyes of an Uchiha and the speed of a Senju, a young man who knows both too much and too little to be trusted.

Her Inner had been with her for as long as Sakura could remember. It was only during her first year at the Academy that she realised that voice was not in her head at all, but that it came from a cloudy shape floating next to her. (Basically a short retelling of Hikaru no Go. Only with more Shogi and Nara and Ninja)

How did it come to this? Oh wait, I remember now. My weakness for all things cute. (Self-Insert)

In which Elena is a reborn soul with too much knowledge, Klaus has never dealt with an agreeable doppelgänger this helpful before, and Kol's just here for the fuck of it (and has totally not been bullied into becoming a school-boy-bodyguard or anything, no matter what Nik says)

Madara slipped away, welcoming the darkness with a small yet blissful smile playing on his lips. Maybe now he could have that drink with Hashirama... He woke up to his long-dead clan's medics fretting over him. [Madara-centric, Time-Travel fic. MadaTobi]

One Shot humor

Experimentation is the lifeblood of fuuinjutsu research. Aiko was doing that noblest of pursuits at home on a Saturday night, and then she had to fling a fruit cart at rudely persistent kiri nin. ...That does happen to other people, right? This starts off very silly because it was meant to be only one drabble answering "what would Aiko do in canon?" Then it grew on me. Vapors pt3

When Sakura was born her parents knew she'd be different, so decided to be the best parents they could be to their daughter, as she grows up a certain Uchiha becomes her very first friend and instills the Will of Fire so deeply into Sakura and before entering the academy meets and befriends Shino and oh did i mention she has an obsession with bugs isn't that just great!

Suzanne was just minding her own business at the local diner when the dark haired stranger sat down at her booth and spilled his guts. - "She felt strangely protective of the vampire that had inserted himself into her life. Maybe it was the cliché tragic back story or their matching love of leather jackets, but Suzanne was going to see where this friendship took her."

So, dying sucks, but hey, I get a chance at reincarnation with a special power, and that power is 'The Gamer' so that's awesome! But... I'm being reincarnated into the world of Naruto, where giant chakra beasts can nuke you, crazy Uchiha roam who want to rule the world with the power of the moon, a guy who thinks he's a god wants to 'share his pain'. Yup, I am going to die again...

Evangeline Gilbert is Jeremy and Elena's older sister. When she finds out about the supernatural she comes home immediately and does everything in her power to be there for her family. After the sacrifice, Elena is about to break, with Jeremy following close behind. When Bonnie tells her about a time travel spell to stop the pain before it begins, how can she refuse? Klaus OC.

"Were you making out with him!" Sakura screeched, an amused tint to her voice as she once more continued her healing. "Shut up," Sasuke hissed in response, wincing when Sakura poked pointedly at one of his deeper wounds. "You made out with Senju Tobirama? Why the hell were you covered in blood?" Kakashi asked, incredulous. "Is that something he's into?" time travel crack. BTHB #8

What are you going to do If you found yourself in Narutoverse, with Haemophiliac body? Die, of course. But he would be damned if he didn't have fun while dying. / "I CHALLENGE SHIKAKU-SAMA AND HIS FLAMBOYANTLY YOUTHFUL SON SHIKAMARU-SAMA! TO SHOGI D-D-DUELS!" / SI-OC. Sporadic updates.

Flung back into the Warring Clans Era without the help of their sensei, Team Seven swear to avenge him and everyone else they lost. Zetsu would never know what was coming for him, and Kaguya's unfinished business would remain that way. They'd pay for taking sensei away. Of course it would've been far easier if Naruto hadn't decided to mess with their genetics on the way back.

She didn't ask to be Haruno Sakura, but if she has to deal with being her, then so will everyone else. SI!Sakura. Crack-ish.

When Stefan kills Ray Sutton, a child is left behind, a precocious eight-year-old werewolf named Grace. Klaus, in a rare moment of hospitality, takes her under his wing and decides to raise her as a Mikaelson. Antics ensue. And against all odds, Caroline finds that she wants to dance with a different pack of wolves... Klaroline. Season 3 Episode 1 and on.

After my suicide, I got to be reincarnated with the power of 'The Gamer'. I didn't really want 'The Gamer' or to be reincarnated, but I couldn't say no, so I'm just going to try and live a happy life this time around. I hope. - Canceled, please don't leave write reviews.

(SI/OC) When you're reincarnated, life isn't so bad and death isn't so scary. A not entirely lazy Nara and a whole world of potential. Starts with canon for a while, generally veering off the tracks as we go.

Ami had always been someone different. She saw the world in a way that most were incapable of understanding. Walking through life mute and unable to communicate with those around you; left to just observe and think. Imagine just how catastrophically beautiful the world would become if her mind were to clash with a two thousand year old vampire known as death. Godric/OC

The name sparks a memory of a young Uchiha boy with a short pony tail, recently promoted to ANBU. "Uchiha Itachi?" Kakashi asks, not knowing why he's so curious about this little kid. "Is that your brother?" Time travel, Outsider POV, Canon Divergence

Worried that things aren't going the way that they wanted them to, the witches of New Orleans decide that things need to change for things to end in their favour. However, fate seems to have another plan that throws a curve ball into the Coven's plans to take back control of New Orleans from the vampires that have oppressed them.

Because some things just make no sense and you have to learn to simply roll with the bullshit. Crossposted on AO3

Surviving in the 78th district of South Rukongai was tough. When you were a ten-year-old girl with a baby to take care of, it was even harder. Getting reincarnated as Kuchiki Hisana after dying of cancer was never part of the plan. SI/OC, Pre-Canon

Dying and waking the moment Hela's prison disintegrates, the new Queen of Death struggles between homicidal rage, her new conscience, and the idiotic Titan she and her brothers have to obliterate. Botched reincarnations for the win! Self Insert SI

When Kisuke sees Kurosaki Ichigo moping about in the rain next to the river where Masaki died, he barely hesitates before coaxing the young boy out of the rain with promises of stories of his lost loved one. He thought that would be the last he saw of the boy, but it wasn't. Now he's got a collection of children and not a clue on how to be a parent.

Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

Kisuke thinks he might have an idea. Because all the books said that family activities are important things and well, isn't this just perfect? Part 2 of the "Of Dad!Kisuke and unconventional pareting" series

Nell never expected to return from her cross-country roadtrip, but when a fellow camper goes missing during her stay at the Grand Canyon, she may live far, far longer than she expected. CrowleyxOC Now rewritten.

Grace France is a blunt, uncaring girl who was murdered, as more about her past unravels and she continues to amuse herself with making Kurama uncomfortable, you can see how the journey of a none caring otaku pans out.

Snippets from the D.O.S. story line.

The rest of the world really does.

"Agent Barton," JARVIS's calm voice said, "why is there a small canine in your jacket?" Clint sighed. "Because if I left her out there she was going to die, please don't tell Tony." "Tell Sir what, Agent Barton?" JARVIS asked blandly. When Clint Barton rescued the puppy in the alley, he was not expecting his life to change so drastically. A story of love, adoption, and fluff.

Whether it's real or not, Amy McManus finds herself in Thedas and severely limited by aphasia and suspicion. It's hard to warn people about the coming doom when you can't talk properly, and it's even worse when they might think you're the enemy. At the best, she's thought of as odd or addled, and at the worst she knows too much and could be dangerous. What's a modern girl to do?

One morning, Josie wakes up to find herself in the Vampire Diaries. When she can't escape, she keeps her true identity a secret, trying to save people from the sidelines. But how long before she gets pulled in and becomes part of the story herself? Taking on Damon and the tomb vampires is just the first step. How will she fare when she faces off against the Original Hybrid?

A man wakes up to find himself inside the world of Naruto experiencing it via a video game. Forced to fight to survive, he sets upon a path of self-discovery, whether to save this world or destroy it. Self Insert. Finished, finally.

Fem!Naruto is adopted by Konoha's Torture and Interrogation Force. What starts out as a bad idea changes the world for the better. Features dark comedy and some blood and gore. There will eventually be Naruto/Sakura/Sasuke, if anyone doesn't like that ship I'd advise against reading this.

Sick since birth, Amelia Fletcher never had a 'normal' life. But she's always known her cousin and best friend, Peter Parker - loyal to the last. And yet, right when she needs him most, Amelia finds herself alone. She wakes up in a new world, in a new body. Strangers claim to know her, old friends start to feel like strangers, and deadly agents hunt her. Can Mia survive?

Ichigo is tired and way too old…but bothering Shinigami is just too much fun. Or: Dimension hopping is a tiresome Hobby but it's not like Ichigo will ever stop being Ichigo. Rated T for language; Crack with serious Elements.

It's been a long, long road back to Kirigakure. Nara Shikako kinda helped a lot. Canon compliant with Silver Queen's Dreaming of Sunshine, and written for SQ's birthday!

Aoba had always known that missions of any rank with Nara Shikako would involve confusion and terror, but reporting to the Hokage to give his mission report about the S-Rank he was given 11 months in the future is weird even by Team Seven standards. SI-OC, Dreaming of Sunshine AU

Agent Evelyn Matthews joined NCIS with one goal in mind, to stay alive. But she never anticipated coming face to face with Special Agent Gibbs, let alone being put on his team. How was she supposed to work along side of him knowing that he was her father? A father who believes her dead? Will the truth come out? Or are some things best left buried and gone? (Indefinite Hiatus)

Sakura had always known that Sasuke was going to be her alpha. Or at least she had thought. When Sasuke's rejection of her leaves her heartbroken, Sakura dedicates her life to becoming a medical ninja and shoves aside any lingering hope that she would one day find her mate. Until a chance encounter changes her and her life forever. A/O/B dynamics

In which Team Seven has an unhealthy love for explosives and Kakashi is an enabler.

[COMPLETE] A new Hollow is born in Hueco Mundo, consumed by hunger. By the time a brown-haired Shinigami and a white-haired one appear, he has become a Vasto Lorde. When he is turned into an Arrancar, he is given a name... Ookami. KisukexIchigo, Hollow!Ichigo, op!Ichigo, mpreg.

"Don't lie to him" Shikamaru felt the need to say, "He's observant". Ino felt her nose rumple in disbelief. "Is he?" she frowned, wondering if the Nara was joking. "Since when?" "Since always." He paused. "Especially with things that catch his interest."

Sasuke Uchiha could never quite understand how a boy two years his junior somehow managed to get into the academy and remain there despite dead-last status. Suffice to say, he's in for quite a shock when said little boy hands him his ass. And that, as they say, is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

This is a fanfic of a fanfic, written in the world of Silver Queen's Dreaming of Sunshine: Naruto has returned from his travels with Jiraiya with a few new jutsu, a crush on Shikako Nara, and no skill whatsoever in hiding his feelings. More intent on taking down their enemies, Shikako just hopes Naruto comes to his senses soon.

Alternate POV recursive fanfiction for Silver Queen's "Dreaming of Sunshine". Shikako Nara will fight to change the fate of those she cherishes, to keep them safe, but she may not always realize how deeply her actions affect those around her.

In the sealed scroll he finds a Bingo Book – his own page marking him as an S-class nukenin with flee-on-sight orders. "Ok. That is definitely different." Dimensional/Time Travel.

To make a tragedy, you break something beautiful and frame the pieces. To make a victory, you break something mighty and rebuild it piece by piece. To make a life, you glue the pieces together and hope for the best. Kurama's still getting the hang of this 'human' thing, but since he's 30 years back in time with a blond brat to save, he'll have to figure things out on the fly. Slash

"Ne, ne, Kakashi-sensei, who's the kid? Is she a client? Is she a princess we've been tasked with guarding?" It seemed as though he had finally noticed Ran, but Kakashi held up his hand to halt Naruto's questions. Naruto always jumped to the most ridiculous conclusions when it came to mission clients. "Well, Naruto-kun," he paused for moment, "it appears that she's my daughter."

Nothing seems clear anymore. Everyone wants a portal-hopping warrior on their team, and resident Rogue, Madi Verdantia, has no clue why. After evading another death, she decides the best way to survive her very real demons is to get out of their spotlight and connect with the freedom she once had. Middle Earth is a big place, but is it big enough to contain this girl's ego?

When Naruto left the village for the first time on the mission to guard the bridge builder Tazuna, he ended up finding something unexpected across the battlefield...a living relative.

In 1914 Beatrix Lynch Mikaelson woke up on fire, alone, and without any memory of the last five years. But when Elijah is daggered nearly a century later in Mystic Falls the pieces of her life she had been compelled to forget return, including the memories of her husband. Now Bea is enraged, ruthless, and above all determined to get Kol out of his coffin.

The misadventures of Raiden, ROOT agent and reincarnated Pilot. It's been a long time since he's seen the sky in this world, but he knows that one day he'll soar with the clouds once more. (In which Danzo gathers together a bunch of hurt, abandoned, and emotionally-challenged children in an attempt to create the perfect army. It works a little too well.) [AU, SI/OC]

Fanfiction of a Fanfiction...Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen Shikako Nara had once been a part of an entity so vast and powerful it would have washed everything she was away like a drop in the ocean. Then she wasn't. The entity dispersed, its power seeping away into the earth...

Being the youngest Stackhouse had its perks on some days...on other days; not so much.

Approved spin off story of The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, Nukenin from Whispering Darkness. Kakashi may now have to live the life of a missing nin but that didn't mean that he couldn't have fun did it? ...though there are a few things that he really hadn't anticipated.

They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert

...and Some Times She Didn't. Or: Shikabane-hime isn't quite so hard to kill. How she finds her way back to her precious people… or doesn't.

"Dreaming of Sunshine" AU(s). In Which Someone Attempts to Kidnap Shikamaru And Fails Utterly. Chapters 1-3:The Futures that Result When Orochimaru Adopts, Afterward. Chapters 4-6: The Futures that Result When Danzo Adopts, Afterward.

In the aftermath of Orochimaru's Invasion and Itachi's second Tsukuyomi, Sasuke is left with two revelations. The first is that his friends were put in danger because of him. The second is that he will do anything to protect them.

Reincarnation was never easy, not for humans and especially not for a former Inu Youkai that now had to come to terms with his human and more importantly mortal body... and somebody really should have warned Sesshomaru about the headache certain humans could be. reincarnated!Sesshomaru, papa!Kakashi

Hagrid wins a dragon egg...only what is inside is no dragon. Harry is the first to make eye contact with the creature inside...and ends up with a most unusual familiar. Watch out Hogwarts...things are about to get prehistoric!

For Morino Ibiki suspicious was usually 98% correct. sometimes he really wished they weren't.

Orochimaru is on the edge of breaking when someone unexpected pulls him back to solid ground. When the time comes, he returns the favor. Slash.

She thought she was a Gilbert twin. She thought she had gained the love of a Salvatore, that he would protect her no matter what came, at least until she could protect herself. She was wrong. An ultimatum and a betrayal later, she finds herself deep in the woods, bloody and alone. With one move, the mystic wheels have been set in motion. Who knows what she'll encounter next.

Shikako Nara makes a spur-of-the-moment bet with Shino Aburame. This might not have been a good idea. (A recursive fanfiction of 'Dreaming of Sunshine' by 'Silver Queen'.) Takes place after Naruto leaves.

Hidden Cloud has a habit of 'acquiring' new bloodlines by kidnapping promising kunoichi. Shikako Nara does not approve. Fanfiction of Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen. PROBABLY COMPLETE! MAYBE!

"You would fight a God?" "Yes. Give me back my sister." A tribute to Silver Queen's Dreaming of Sunshine, written from Shikamaru's perspective.

Shikako Nara is a growing seal mistress in Konoha. Some people would prefer her to work on their behalf, instead. Fanfic of Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen. One-shot. AND THIS TIME I MEAN IT

Part one of Cry Havoc. Naruto isn't the only one in the village to earn the title "monster". At the age of six, he meets a collared Orochimaru and makes a most unlikely ally. Mentioned slash.

Sequel to Fallen here to grace. For a ruthless assassin, Genma's got an embarrassing weakness for little kids with big sad eyes. Still, Minato's son shouldn't have to grow up alone and hated—not when Genma is more than willing to provide a family, crazy and chaotic though it may be.

Redemption is never easy to find, but now that Orochimaru has picked a different path, he won't walk it alone. Part three of A Snake Among the Leaves.

Hokage-it was Naruto's dream, just as Sasuke was his promise. And for a short, glorious time, he had them both. But when tragedy strikes, it is Sakura who must continue to bear the reality of the dream: endless paperwork, bickering Kage, and political factions.

COMPLETE. Orochimaru has debts to settle and plans to set in motion. Second chances are rare enough; he's hardly about to waste this one. Part two of A Snake Among the Leaves.

Because every ninja comes from somewhere. Lacking a presence in any ninja village, the Haruno are a clan just the same. Beholden to the traditions of her family, Sakura is changed, as are Team Seven's dynamics. What will become of them?

Somehow, somewhere along the way, Orochimaru falls in love with his teammate. This…changes things. Canon AU, Jiraiya/Orochimaru.

There are so many 'what ifs' in life. What if the fox had never attacked? What if someone, anyone, had seen the misery of a little boy left alone in this world and decided to change that? Chapter 25 - Old Habits Posted!

A collection of smutty one-shots involving mostly the line of Durin but possibly anyone who tickles my fancy.

Genma is a very good assassin. He takes a job, takes a life, comes home, repeats. Then one day a stray genin shows up on his doorstep. And then another. Lonely assassin? Not so much. Try resident shinobi den mother. [In which Genma is a (very manly) mother hen, his apartment attracts strays, and all of his (bastard) friends are quite amused.] RaiGen

Belle flees the Wizarding World in her animagus form when Deatheaters attack her home and Klaus is oddly intrigued when an injured black panther is found on his doorstep. Deciding to take it in, he and Rebekah are more than shocked to find out that the panther is anything but normal.

After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.

Helping 'damsels in distress' just wasn't his thing...he was more accustomed to distressing them in the first place. Unfortunately, Kelly doesn't know that... Victor Creed/OC

When Cat Cousland meets a certain assassin, she quickly realizes that there's more to life than just picking locks and fighting darkspawn. F!Cousland/Zevran.

Daryl and the new girl come to an understanding of just where she fits in. Third of three one-shots. Please do read "Sucker" and "Payback " first if you have not done so already. Rated M for Mature audiences ONLY.

Daryl turns the tables on the newest member of the group. yes, what happens in the tent! Sequel one-shot to "Sucker!" Rated M. Daryl/OC.

Daryl's been taking his sweet time...and she's tired of it. Daryl x OC. Rated M.

Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?

Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…

It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack

Original Character: A foreign exchange student from America has come to Japan and has brought all her attitude and quirkiness with her. Lets just hope the Rekai Tantei can handle her. . . Especially when she finds out their secret! COMPLETE!