April 6, 2012

Okay, HUGE announcement..Ya ready..?...Ya REALLY ready? :D...Okay...As of a few months or so ago...I am in love with One Direction! *Aplause is heard everywhere* I know! Its so exciting! lol. Niall, Liam, Louis, Harry and Zayn are AWESOMENESS! Niall is my favorite, followed by Liam, and then Louis, followed by Harry, and then Zayn :) They're PhenomiNIALL, AmaZAYN and a bunch of other cheesy words including their names that I can't exactly remember lol xD Anywhoooo, I just thought I'd let the pplz know. You should check out their music, like, as soon as you finish reading this :D Soo, I'll stop distracting you from this task at hand. ADIOS AMIGOS Y AMIGAS! (:

(Not editing/deleting this only because it was me announcing my love for the boys..but I cringe at the 'favorites' thing - Oct. 8th, 2013)

GUESS WHO IT BE?!?! YUP it's Me RYAN!! WHAT IT DO BABY BOO?? since you took over my profile I'll take a little space to say WHAT UP??? GO CHECK OUT MY FICS IF YOU GOT A SEC :) Yes i did just pimp out my fics on your profile Becca...I HAVE NO SHAME :) YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!!!

"i looked up this trick flick-oplidia or whatever.. and it says that because of (smackslips) the gravity in the car and the wheel and.. actually you dont feel it because the cement ...with the gravity and the solar system is um..its real scientific...dont worry bout it its gonna work..."-Hodini

CHIGGA CHIGGA WHAT?!? CHECK IT :)

Okay, this is Becca again...Erm, Ryan...Ryry...Raynaynay...Hodini luver...Person who has no shame and just advertised their stories on my page...Doll face...You probably should have put your username on here so they knew where to find your stories...Just sayin...Just thought I'd...Point that out for ya there...:)

Ryan- DUH that would have been smart... OK check my fics out, my user name is Mr.Tool yup...swear im not a tool...or find me on Jankbook...AKA..FACEBOOK...@ ryannau0416@ and I'll give you a cookie...maybe not but it still would be nice :) Im kepping the Kenyan love alive... Also check out Bo Burnham if u want a good laugh :) And Now that im done Hacking Bec Bec i'll see you back on my profile... NOW WHO"S COMING WITH ME?

Becca Erm Ryry...don't lie to the peoplez. You know you is a tool...I mean that in the most loving way possible :). And yes, Jankbook is just...Jank! :) KENYAN!! WOOT WOOT! Ah, haven't seen Bo yet, but if you wanna REALLY good laugh, check out Shane Dawson/Shanaynay. He's HILARIOUS! :D. I wouldn't go with him if I were you...You know the whole, Freddy theme song? Well it was origionally: One, two Ryan's coming for you, three, four better lock your door, five, six grab your crucifix, seven, eight gonna stay up late, nine, ten never sleep again...Well actually the first one was One two Becca's coming for you, but they soon made a Ryan's coming for you when they heard bout Ryry over there ;) Lol

Ryan- SURE make me sound like a complete creep...I SWEAR IM NOT A CREEP...unless u want me to...lol, or whatever you may be into :) YES spend time looking at all the awesomeness that is Shane Dawson :p I DARE YOU NOT TO LAUGH... If you dont i'll give u a dollar... LOVE LIKE WOE OOH ...

WHATCHA NEED TO DO IS GO TO HERRIZON AND PAY YOUR DAMN BILL ON TIME-Hodini :)

WATCH THAT VID OF BO BURNHAM-- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUvmMoYhs54 I LOVE YOU ALL FOR STICKING AROUND AND READING ALONG THIS FAR :) u guys are great!

Becca Suuurrreee, he ain't a creep at aaaalll...Lol jk, he ain't a creep...He's a bit odd at times, but he ain't a creep :)

"Yes I know mom...Watch out for pedestrians...It was only one time...Well at least she's not dead..."Shane

"Did you try to touch me?" "No." "Don't lie. Freaky ass."Shanaynay & Shane :)

"Why you got condoms in yo car homie?" "Uh-" "Did you fuck a bitch in this seat?" "Nonononono" "...Did you fuck a guy in this seat?" "What??? No, I'm not gay!" "I'm sorry. Your hair is so pretty, I just figured."Shanaynay & Shane =) Becca :)

WHY AM I NOT IN THE LIST OF THE UR FAV AUTHORS??? AINT THAT ABOUT A B*TCH...and here i thought U LOVED ME!!! TISK TISK!! WIFE...-Ryan

Aww, I'm sorry babez. I thought I had added you and then I read your new story and decided to make sure and I just added you. I DO LUV YOU! Lol don't 'WIFE' me! :) Becca :)

YES...speaking on new fic... GO CHECK MY NEW ONE...its a KOGAN... *gasp* i know...i know...im working on another Kenyan...and even thinking of doing a Kames if you guys go read it and review the new one...its called "it's not rape if Kendall wants it" by Mr.tool :) And...meant to say Wifey...but i guess your not my FF wifey...Im kendall'a wifey cuz i def dont mind being the b*tch in the FF relationship... haha... PEACE!Ryan

Lol. ALWAYS ADVERTISING ON MY WALL *Throws arms up dramatically*! :D. KENYAN! KAMES! I is always yo wifey! Lol. I bet you don't mind bein Kendall's bitch. It would come naturally to you :p Becca :)

Well you left it wide open for me to Plug in my fic :) well i kinda just invited myself...REVIEW if you guys want an awesome KAmes fic that i just thought of :) DONT PRETEND YOU DONT LOVE IT :) I have no prob beint the lil bitch in the FF relationship... DAT ASS

Lol didn't MEAN to leave it open! :D. Yes everyone, go check out Ryry's stories and review PLEASE! :). Lmao. Who wouldn't mind?? :D Becca :)

I'll give a $100s if you do... hey Becca, can i borrow a few hundred dollars?? GUESS WHO IT BE??? Ryan

Lol. I ain't got $100. I got like $11 or $12, but ain't got $100 :D. Hmm...Is it...LOGIE BEAR??? :) Becca :)

Your much help...hhmmm...i'll make you all a cupcake :) and no it's not "loggie bear" Its MUAH...Ur worse nightmareRyan

I know right. CUPCAKES! Can you make me a Kenyan cupcake??? :) You ain't my worse nightmare :) Becca :)

:) I"LL make you a super special KENYAN cupcake just for the wifey...and if u want one too...Review and i'll send u one... :) AND WHO IS YOUR WORSE NIGHTMARE? Im sure i made a few ppl dislike me for all this goofing off but if you have read this far... THANK YOU.. u dessever a cupcake :) Ryan

YAY! You is da bestest Hubby ever! :D. My worse nightmare is not a person. My worse nightmare is being on a big bridge and it collapsing. No-one should dislike you after all this. They should LOVE you! =) Becca :)

AGREED!! If you dislike me right now...TOO BAD :) I STILL LIKE YOU AND I'LL FIND YOUR FB PAGE AND BEFRIEND U :) CUZ IT'S WHAT I DO...LOVE ME...LOVE ME NOW...AND NOW TO THINK OF A PART 2 TO MY KOGAN FIC...ANY IDEAS? PLEASE SEND ME A MESS...WILLING TO HEAR U OUT...THAT'S WHAT GREAT OF A SPORT I AM...WHY AM I YELLING RIGHT NOW...Ryan

Lol. Got dat rite. Pplz need to get their brains checked if they dislike you. Haha, if that don't seem creepy, I don't know what is :). YAY! You're gonna rite another part to it! Nope sorry no idears :/...Will tell you l8er though if I get any. Yush, you is a good sport...Most of the time :)...Yah, I was wondering the same thing...Why is you yelling..? Becca :)

I really am not as annoying as i have made myself to sound here! Unless you ask Michelle and she'll def disagree.. :( Still thinking of a way Kendall should get back at Logan...any ideas? And thank you ALL who reviewed my fics...it really means alot since im brand spankin new to all of this, Half the time i have no idea what im doing and Thanks to Becca who looks them over and makes them all pretty :) SHe's been a big help...and how can I forget you too Michelle...you helped out alot...Love you guys...TILL DEATH DO US PART!Ryan

Lol nope, he ain't as annoying as you all may think...Most of the time ;) Lol. Michelle would deff disagree, but who listens to Michelle anywho? :D Yo welcome sweets, I luv proofreading and making things all prettay :) I am ALWAYS a big help :p Lol. Yaahh, I guess Michelle is a big help toooo :-/ Lol. Wuv you to! Becca

April 28th 2015

Hey, my name's Becca. I'm 17 years old (18 on May 5th) and I just really love One Direction, 5SOS, and BTR.