Sota dreams to get in the very best top school and do his sister proud, and by some miracle, he's done so. But now he's run into some group called the host club, and they've taken much more interest in himself and his sister than he's comfortable with. His plan was to go to school, do well and get out, but it looks as if things won't be so easy...

Not everyone can be a hero. Sometimes you have to play the villain in order to save everyone. Realistic Antagonist OC. OC SI Self-Insert Antagonistic!OC

A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.

Once again on the run, the gang finds themselves in trouble. Separated from the adults and pursued by a new team sent by . . . who even knows anymore . . . when they are suddenly assisted by a mysterious young werewolf with a personality that really doesn't fit his supernatural type. Who is he? And what is his interest in the gang?

Bilbo has been planning to kill himself for a while. However, he wants to go out with a big bang and not just a common death. Cue Gandalf and his invitation to a dangerous adventure that will surely give him an opportunity to die in a lot of interesting ways. Now, if only those bothersome dwarves stop saving him at every attempt . . . Full prompt inside. Half serious, half not.

A rewrite of Sakura. In which a blunt, and eccentric OC is placed into the body of Sakura Haruno at the start of the series. Nothing at all could possibly go wrong. -COMPLETE-

Hogwarts AU. Matthew's life sucks, but it's simple. Besides being all but invisible and dealing with his weird biology, all he has to do is study for his O.W.L.s. But after getting caught breaking curfew by a certain Slytherin boy, things get a lot more complicated. (Warning: teenage sexuality)

Whoever said death is nothing to be afraid of have likely lived a full life. Though, I suppose the same could be said for the reverse. Those who fear death have never truly lived, but I'm getting a little ahead of myself. My name is Kasa, the idiot who doesn't know how to die properly. And let me tell you, dying hurts. OC Self-insert COMPLETE

Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

Atina is NOT a fan of the hobbit franchise. She hated every second she spent suffering through it. As far as she's concerned, the entire world can be swallowed up in a giant fiery dragon burp. So WHY is she the one tasked with going on this 'adventure? She sure as day doesn't want to be here and no one else wants her here either but HERE she is.. with no intention to fix a thing.

During the escape from Goblin Town, Fili and Kili are separated from the Company and gravely injured. They escape with their lives but just barely. They're found by a young herbalist and are healed in the comfort of a friendly home. But soon trouble and sorrow follow them to the doorstep, and the young dwarves must fulfill a vow as they travel toward Erebor and the Company. Fili/OC

After saving Tony Stark from a monster on a killing spree, Percy Jackson had reached the sightings of SHIELD. Confused of a boys actions they try getting Jackson to join their team. But would he dare show the world that Olympians exist? Would Percy, once again, make another sacrafice to save his loved ones? Some of the Avengers aren't making any of it easier for him to choose.

Somehow sent back into the past, Kakashi is given a second chance to relive his childhood. He is determined to make the most of everyday and to fix the horrors of the future, but sometimes simple determination is not enough to save everyone. Time-travel.

An injured John causes Sherlock to have a panic attack. Hurt/John/Sherlock Protective/John. A collection of One-shots.

Sauron travels back in time to prevent his demise. He fails and succeeds at the same time. Or, the story of how a stubborn Dark Lord and an equally stubborn Hobbit deal with their differences without killing the other. OR, the story of how Sauron is defeated by Hobbit common sense. Sauron & Bilbo Friendship, Pre-Slash Bagginshield.

Upon entering the world of Death Note Anna Jones considers her survival and the prices she is willing to pay.

Even though it had been a one-night stand on a mission thousands of miles from home, the idea of having the elf prince's child was not nearly as repulsive as the idea of once more coming back and telling him about it.

Light Yagami, without warning and explanation, ends up in the bedroom of a girl by the name of Anna Jones. side fic to "God of the Machine"

Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.

Bella Baggins had sought out adventure and excitement as a child, it was only natural she'd end up in a situation like this: surrounded by thirteen oblivious dwarves that called her Mr Baggins, off to steal from a dragon. A female Bilbo story in which Bella attempts to go there and back again, all the while pretending to be a man. It was never going to be easy. (Not abandoned!)

Being reborn into the Uchiha clan in the same generation as Itachi promises nothing but a short-lived second life. But, hey—if I'm going to die with certainty, I might as well go out with a bang, right? SI Rebirth. Complete; all extras posted.

"At least the other clan kids of the series had something to protect themselves with practically from birth. Sakura was blessed with the oh so helpful gift of a larger than average forehead." The remedy is often worse than the disease it cures. I refused to be that remedy. OC-insert as Sakura Semi-AU

The lines of reality and not-reality have always been pretty blurry to Lien. It never bothered her much, because she made her own lines and followed her own whimsy. Things, however, have a way of getting out of hand, and it's a shame the lines begin to blur for every one else as well. SI/OCinsert, Multiple OC's. OC centric. PROBABLY ABANDONED.

It has been arranged between Erebor and Dale that Fili will marry Sigrid. Fili worries about how Sigrid feels about this. Kili talks some sense into him.

A psychiatrist is reborn—and promptly diagnoses the Naruto world as clinically insane. [OC-Insert]

Dying and being reborn into Sakura Haruno's body at the start of Naruto can really put a spin on a girl's perspective. Self Insert, single OC warning & actual summary inside. -COMPLETE-

A normal, though rather vertically challenged, young woman appears in the Naruto world through what she thinks might have been a freak accident. Problem is, she knows absolutely nothing about said world. Somehow she manages to burn Google translate into her own brain, and also have everyone out for her blood...literally. OC Self-insert. Incomplete Story.

Kotone comes to Ouran and meets a certain Host who is just her size! HunnyxOC Rated T for sailor's mouth, some vulgarity and other shenannigans.

John Watson thought this was it for him after he returned from Afghanistan - runny noses and the tedium of working a job at a private practice. Aimless and bitter, he never thought he would find his purpose again. Enter Sherlock, a little boy desperately needing rescue from the wreckage of his life, and John gets more than he ever thought possible...a family. Kid!lock.

After receiving a harsh emotional blow, Gilbert is wondering if he really belongs anywhere. Looking for somewhere to disappear for a while, he finds himself in Canada. Matthew is not used to people seeking him out, but when Gilbert arrives, he finds a friend to cure his loneliness and, just maybe, much more… (PruCan, slow burn)

Would you help the one in need? Even if the one requiring your help is someone out of this world... Someone you are scared to death of... Little did Alia know how her spur of the moment decision to show compassion would inadvertently impact her entire life.

From a kink meme prompt. After the BoFA, Bilbo Baggins disappears. Everyone assumes he has left, gone back to the Shire. They couldn't be more wrong. A blow to the head caused him to lose his memory and he somehow ended up lost inside Erebor. Lost and alone, he hides in the deep pathways until a certain pair of dwarven princes happen to find him. Future Bagginshield.

...Oh wait, it did. Semi-SI.

A dead atheist finds herself thrown into a world of afterlife and gods of death and reincarnation. Laughable idea, yes, which is why assuming she is still alive she decides to win this game of determination. Soul Society never saw it coming. Includes OCs. Starts Canon, deviates into AU.

When nerdy Matthias lands himself a position as drummer in an edgy punk band, he finds himself on the bad side of Lukas, the band's cold and callous lead singer. The catch? Matthias is totally gay for him. But what could a straight-laced geek and a mysterious punk with a reckless streak possibly have in common?

After returning from Ge'en, Kian and Likho find out about the attack on the resistance, and make it their mission to find the ones responsible for it. Kian/Likho

They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert

"I'm in Fullmetal Alchemist," she spoke carefully, as if testing the validity of the words. It made the situation that much more real, more intimidating, more hopelessly confusing. "…life hates me."

Life can be a cruel thing, especially when it was never meant to be given to you in the first place. Self-Insert / SI OC. -COMPLETE-

Almost there and not Yet Back. As the war draws near it's climax, the shinobi struggle to not leave their mark on Middle Earth. Meanwhile, the Fellowship and its allies attempt to unravel the mysteries that surround Hoshi, from the mundane to the intruiging. A new nuisance follows the shinobi into Middle Earth. Could it simply be an annoyance, or something far more threatening?

A nameless girl trying to figure out who she is. A village's pariah who will do anything to prove his strength. Sometimes, to stay above the water, one must dive in first. But there's no guarantee one will ever rise again.

A collection of one-shots belonging to the world of Dark Waters. There will also be AUs of it. Fifth chapter: the life and times of a boy named Rei, and what made him the man known as Kaguya Hiyasu, Sandaime Mizukage of the Bloody Mist.

It's not all that likely to be reborn in the Narutoverse. And it's definitely not likely to go back time in the Narutoverse after being reborn there. So then why, pray tell, does it still happen? AU / Sequel of Sakura / Time travel.

I died young, and it wasn't a peaceful death. Maybe the trauma I went through on that night, the same night as the Uchiha massacre, is the reason I found myself in the Naruto world. I was far from happy about any of it, but I'd always been a determined person and I learned to make the best of the situation. Self-Insert OC into canon character. Eventual Shikamaru/Sasuke.

Poe, Finn, and Rey are caught in an uncertain triangle, each trying to find their own place with each other and in the galaxy. On a trip to Poe's homeworld of Yavin 4, Rey suggests an unorthodox solution. Things get even more complicated when each discovers a truth about their pasts. (Poe/Finn and Finn/Rey)

It was probably the strangest proposition he'd ever received. "I'm really sorry about this, but I've decided to become your fangirl." "My fangirl?" "Yes, and I think it's only fair to warn you beforehand." fem!Naruto, no Uchiha Massacre, Shisui x Naruko (An Ideal World Fic)

Demons are soulless creatures that feast on the souls of others. It makes sense that a demon couldn't love, right? Wrong. Every demon has a 'soul mate' and Sebastian's just found his. Let's just say... a stubborn human wasn't exactly what he had expected. Sebastian x OC

A girl haunted by visions of a bloody future. A boy with a spirit so wild that she cannot predict his destiny. The distinction between dreams and reality was never so blurred before. Hidan x Oc

Bilbo's housekeeper has a Took-ish streak, and when she discovers her employer has vanished, leaving behind his handkerchief, she takes it upon herself to track him down and return it. And perhaps find an adventure of her own along the way. Thorin/OC

A seven year old Seshoumaru ends up falling into the well. When Kagome comes across him, how will Inuyasha react when the haughty child claims Kagome as his own...

John stumbles over Sherlock's best hidden secret, when he overhears an argument between Mycroft and his brother. It's John's decision to make, if this discovery changes his feelings for Sherlock in any way. Pre-Slash. Trans*lock

Isabella Swan could remember a time when she was called Bellatrix, it all got a little tricky after she was killed by that red headed baby maker. Karma is real, reincarnation wasn't taught in Hogwarts and here she was seventeen years later in the middle of nowhere, looking like a drowned rat, sitting in a police car, in a town named after a utensil.

Lily Evans is looking forward to summer - until she finds the Marauders, England's top-selling band, hiding in her barn. Now, she has to deal with rockstar egos, an unwanted admirer, and the dark force that sent them into hiding in the first place.

She came like rolling mist, silent and graceful. Dark hair fell like the night sky across her moon light skin and her onyx eyes shone with uncaring danger. Her black dress clung to her curves like adoring, worshipful shadows as her blood painted lips pulled down in displeasure at the sight of a flowery hobbit home. Wednesday Addams in Middle-Earth. Addams Family crossover.

Sherlock has a secret and he is afraid that his family will stop loving him, if they find out about it. One day though, Sherlock can not bear the burden of his secret anymore and he shares it with Mycroft, although he fears the worst. Kidlock. Trans!Sherlock

After being fooled by two fake deaths, John decides it's high time for him to be the one to pull the prank on Sherlock. Fortunately for both of them, Mycroft is there to step in and explain why that can never happen.

Sherlock wants to be with John as much as John wants to be with him...there's just one problem. As it turns out, sex does alarm him. / Virgin!Sherlock / Top!John / graphic depictions of naughty touching

A young Seshoumaru comes upon an infant and unknowingly lays claim to her. An old prophecy is set in motion but what happens when the the infant is ripped from his side due to a series of unforseen events. Seshoumaru/Kagome pairing. First posted on Dokug.

Misa Amane meets an alien princess and plots what form she'll take when she meets Kira face to face. Side fic/spin off to God of the Machine

I'm not going to willing sign up myself for death, gore, life-risking moments, and all the jazz that comes with the Naruto world. Not to mention that I'm not even able to defend myself, as I'm not even reincarnated as a human! What am I supposed to do, swipe at my enemies with my cute little pink paw pads to death! Naruto SI Insert as Pakkun OC Pakkun Full summary inside

After the great war of the first age, all the Griffins returned to Valinor with the exception of one. Burying his egg deep within a mountain for protection, a griffin falls into a deep healing sleep only to awaken two ages later, still too weak to leave his mortal form and far from his unhatched cub. In which the Arkenstone is actually an egg. Griffin!daddy!bilbo

Am I hearing this right? I have to get to Ba Sing Se, find the Avatar, prevent him from getting killed by Azula, and also make sure no one finds out that my stubborn 3-year-old cousin is a firebender? Then again, no one said falling into a cartoon world would be easy. I knew I should've stayed home today!

Hobbits believe that in order to gain, something of equal value must be lost. Bilbo Baggins is born blind but his gift allows him to see through the vibrations of the ground he walks on. Not that anyone outside of the Shire knew of the gifted ones, which made it all the more confusing at to why Gandalf would want a blind hobbit for a burglar.

There were just some things a witch shouldn't do, especially if you're the savior of the Wizarding world. Like getting drunk, semi-kidnapping your godchild, become queen of the goblins after winning a drunken brawl with the previous king in a foreign world and not remembering any of it the next day. Harry swears she'll never drink again. Sort of.

The fact that many Hobbits, especially those of the Great families such as Took and Brandybucks, were skin changers was a secret kept tightly within the walls of the Shire. Bilbo has kept his nature hidden from the Dwarves but soon the secret proves too difficult to keep. How will the Dwarves react and how will Bilbo's true nature effect their quest?

Fili has heard the whispers, between his uncle and his men. There's going to be a quest, a quest to reclaim Erebor and he wants in. The warrior witch he meets in his dreams doesn't seem to think it's a good idea for him to go though. At least, not alone. Eventual Fili x FemHarry DISCONTINUED

A baby Pooka is found by our favourite Spirit of Winter. Here are some drabbles exploring Jack's journey through single parenthood, the child's childhood with a spirit for a father and the Guardians' realisation that Jack is actually pretty awesome with kids for a reason. May include Bunny in later drabbles.

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

Bilbo hadn't exactly meant this when he'd said that to Gandalf as they boarded the ship. No, he had definitely not wanted to restart his life from just before it was overturned by dwarves, elves, skinchangers, and oh, let's not forget dragons and gold-sickness. And that Valar forsaken Ring. This was most definitely not what he had imagined - but that was still what had happened.

As if dying wasn't trouble enough, I'm stuck with a stubborn anime character who has a tendency to fight everything that walks. But I haven't seen this show, so what harm could I possibly do? I mean, Ichigo was titled 'Heaven's Reaper' before I came into the picture, right? He wasn't? Oh . . . [Hiatus until chapters are completely updated]

Albus doesn't know where the time turner came from, or why it sent him so far back. All he knows is that he's now stuck in his grandparents' time. And it's all James' fault.

To give Naruto a chance against Madara, Obito might've inadvertently erased him from existence. Until he finds a way to bring Naruto back, he'll have to deal with sharing a body with his younger self while the other remains oblivious to his existence. Time travel/ Parallel to Iryo-nin Kasa

"So come and watch the sunset with me?" Solangelo. Post - Blood of Olympus.

The second she realized she was in the world of Naruto, Rae swore she wouldn't interfere. Even so, looking at the shivering 8-year-old before her, she couldn't help but hold him close. It's not like one friend will change anything, right? T for violence and some language.

Children should never have to explain the birds and the bees to their parents. But when one is a faerie and the other is a raven, both without a clue, it just becomes fun. Diaval/Maleficent, Aurora/Phillip. Rated M for subject matter and discussions.

A collection of Canon One Shots from the stories Decaying Bluebells, Chipped Mask and Shadowed Sun.

Thorin Oakenshield, King Under the Mountain and Totally Majestic Badass of Middle Earth, does not have a raging hard-on for Bilbo Baggins. No, seriously. Just read his diary.

Airelotwen Sandhelm is a woman that does not belong. With an elven mother and a dwarvish father she is an outcast of two races. But when Radagast pushes her into the path of thirteen dwarves, a hobbit and a wizard, she had no choice but to put her past behind her and help her new friends to reclaim what was viciously taken from them

There he was ready to accept his departure to the dying lands when he wakes fifty years old again and a naked as the day he was born baby Frodo by his side with all ten little fingers. Bilbo is going to make everything right for his new son, that means he doesnt have time for meddlesome wizards and dragons or even dwarrow Kings that his foolish old heart still yearns for even now

Hermione's destiny is altered by the Powers that Be. She is cast back to the Marauder's Era where she is Hermione Potter, the pureblood fraternal twin sister of James Potter. She retains Hermione Granger's memories, and is determined to change her brother's fate for the better. Obviously AU. Starts in their 1st year. M for language, minor violence, etc.

When a girl with impossible knowledge gets a hold of the 'future' dark lord's diary, things seem to get a lot more interesting at Hogwarts.

When two jutsu clash, Sakura, injured badly, is sent careening through time to the past. Blind, she has to survive alone in the form of a child. Until she helps a man. And then her peace is destroyed and he won't leave her alone.Rated M just in case.

Dwarves only love once and when Bilbo's cousin comes to Erebor for the wedding of our favourite burglar and king, Fili sees in her 'his one' and swears to make her his. Too bad she doesn't seem to agree. Fili/OC, some Thorin/Bilbo sprinkled here and there.

The Butterfly Effect dictates that the smallest pebble dropped into the ocean would create the greatest of tidal waves. How much change could one new life make, if added to a world it was never meant to be in? Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-

Shikamaru didn't know if it was time travel or reincarnation. But between memories of the future and having Itachi and Sasuke as brothers, he knew his dreams of a simple life would be impossible. (Or: The best idea I had for motivating Shikamaru to interact with Itachi).

AU. Romano, a young kindergarten teacher, is finding it increasingly hard to come up with rent money by the ends of each month now, so he decides getting a roommate to help alleviate the stress of paying for everything himself would be the best solution. However, all he needs now is a solution for handling his new roommate, Antonio, the pornstar. HIATUS (info on why on profile)

Happily Ever After was never the end of the story. Aurora and Phillip learn the duties and trials of ruling a kingdom. Meanwhile, Maleficent and Diaval drift ever closer, much to Maleficent's consternation. (Phillora, Maleval)

Being mute changes your perspective. Naru knows this first hand. She also knows that everything is harder without a friend. Once she meets Shino, she knows she will never let their friendship go. Shino feels the same. Mute!Naru Eventual Shino/Fem!Naru

Sherlock has been abducted and experienced something he'd never have expected, leaving him with an actual shock for once. And then there's John, willling to do anything to help; well, they're both in for a surprise as they try to work it out between them. Please be aware that this story deals with sexual assault. Eventual Johnlock. Edited in May 2014.

"May I suggest the low fat cat food in aisle three?" Itachi suggested. Sakura hissed at him. In which fat cats and rodent dogs are present. Their presence spurs on a heated rivalry and heated interest between two neighbors. ItaSaku, nonmassacre. "Sequel" is up.

In which Dean takes a shower, Cas walks in on Dean, Sam walks in on Cas, and Bobby manages to walk in on everyone. Destiel, Sabriel, and Bobby with a bunch of alcohol.

Inuyasha betrays Kagome & she is now bound to the tree. Blessings come by friends who loved her and she waits now for someone to pull out the arrow. But she is bound to a new quest when awoken. A ring&a jewel of evil making. Will love come amidst friends

Revenge never tasted so bitter. It never was supposed to be this useless waste of life. Now Sasuke has a chance to go back and change everything. ***THIS IS UPDATED ON AO3***

Desperate to escape the shadow of being the Chosen One's son Albus Potter thinks he might have found a way, but he'll need Scorpius Malfoy's help and a whole lot of luck keeping the Slytherin in line to do it. Also LW/RG

Thorin journeys to work as a blacksmith in the town of Bree. As he passes by the Shire, Thorin realises that hobbits need a blacksmith too. Thorin comes to grips with his lost home and eventual homecoming. Or is home where the heart is? With fem!Bilbo and planned Bagginshield.

Iruka met Kakashi far earlier, and more often, than he realises. Filling in some of the gaps in Iruka's life. KakaIru shounen ai. A bit NC 17. But you get warnings if you don't like that sort of thing.

"Love is blind, remember?" "Oh, I didn't know your nickname is 'Love' now. Dully noted." / Spideypool AU, blind!Peter/Wade

Bunny starts wearing clothes again. Not a problem, if it weren't for the fact that they make Jack mad with lust. Solution? Bunny's clothes need to come off. Now. (Or: Jack's lust may be more than lust; the clothes may not make the man but they certainly add to him; and Bunny is a little shit.) Jackrabbit Frostbunny BunnyxJack Happy Valentine's Day!

The one thing Jack wanted was to be seen. Now that he is, he has no idea what he's supposed to do. 300 years of loneliness and trust issues don't just go away. Of course, the memories he's getting in his sleep may answer a few questions. (Or: Jack realizes things, the Guardians have a lot to make up for, and Bunny finally gets some Jack.) Jackrabbit. Sequel to The Nature of Belief

"Because we're just alike, you and I. Except you're boring. You're on the side of the angels." Either be one thing, or the other. That's what Jim believed. If you're going to be or do something, commit -go all the way. That's why Sherlock was boring. He was trying to be something he wasn't. Angels could be completely enthralling if they were actually angels.

"No one just falls into another world. It just doesn't happen." Full summary inside. Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-

(High School AU: Sequel to For the Kids) Aster's in love. Jack can't sleep, Nick's oblivious, Sandy's amused, and Ana's about ready to kill them all. [Previously known as For The Shippers]

Dwarves have One Love in their lives and when they find them they fall into the Sanâzyungurs for several days. This means a lot of things to dwarves: unconditional love, a blessing from Mahal, a sense of becoming whole; but mostly what it means is an obscene amount of sex. Sadly, not all dwarves recognize their One right away. See ch. 1 for full summary & pairings...

Itachi Uchiha suddenly finds himself in an unpleasant situation when Deidara; sifting through Orochimaru's old experiments, accidentally transforms himself into a baby, and decides he's 'mommy'. Fortunately, the jutsu will reverse itself...in time. Itachi's 'mom' for now. But it takes a village to raise a child, right? How about a criminal organisation? Kinda crack-y. One-shot

Sherlock wakes in Middle Earth to find himself a dragon by the name of Smaug. Aware of his life both as Sherlock and Smaug, he wonders if John is also somewhere in Middle Earth, and hopes he will meet him again.

Aster met Jack in a dream in 1968. Since then, he's seen the boy every year on Easter in his sleep. He wishes that Jack were real, and not just a figment of his imagination and a creation of his loneliness. But that would be impossible, because Jack Frost wasn't real...was he? Jackrabbit Bunnymund/Jack Oneshot

Emma Halstead has a secret that she's kept for years: she can move objects with her mind. And she plans to just push it to the backburner and pretend that it's just an anomaly that should be kept hidden. But then four strangers show up, saying that they have the secrets to her past, to her powers. Emma must decide whether to trust them, and what to do now that she knows the truth.

Various moments of Dean and Seamus through their years at Hogwarts as they navigate the waters of friendship and love. Part 1 of Through Their Eyes. Part 1 of Of Course Verse.

An Inuyasha story starring Aoi Higurashi, Kagome's cousin, my OC. Join Inuyasha, Kagome and Aoi on their adventures through Feudal Japan as they encounter danger, adventure and romance! New chapters almost every day -laughs- !

Bofur enjoys being single, but his workmate Thorin keeps setting him up on bad blind dates. Fed up, he bribes his friend Nori into pretending to be his boyfriend in hopes that it will make Thorin leave him be. But, fake-dating Nori has its own set of complications and Bofur realizes he might have to go all-in on a chance to win Nori's heart for real. (Modern AU. Nofur. SMUT.)

Jack Frost just wants to be seen. A little hard, when you're a myth among myths, and not even your fellow spirits can see you. Then the Man in the Moon decides Jack's a Guardian. But how's that possible, when no one knows you exist? (Or: Jack's heart breaks a lot, Baby Tooth is a damn good friend, and Bunny eventually makes away like a bandit with Jack Frost.) Jackrabbit slow burn

The problem with living with Sherlock, John thought, was that you never, ever knew the significance of anything. Like your flatmate's nose buried in your hair. While you're in bed. Eventual Johnlock. COMPLETE

Legolas is trapped on 21 century earth, the realm of diminished magic, he must escape the evil clutches of a banished sorceress, navigate technology, and find that even in an alien world where nothing was what it seemed, that he could find an ally. Follow along as Amanda has to deal with a centuries old elf, who seems hell bent on driving her insane. AU. Warnings Inside.

John and Tim are on their way to stop the evil Dr. Grendel once and for all. Third in the Wee Doctor series.

Whitney and Zander Souza are on the run. Their parents, the elusive Chloe and Derek Souza, have gone missing, and their kids are determined to find them. But the new doctor is determined to put them in his experiments. With the some help from new and old friends, Whitney and Zander travel the length of the East Coast to save their parents. Told in multiple POVS. Rated T.

After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.

When a normal, English girl gets sucked into the Akatsuki Base, it's bad for her. But when she can't speak Japanese and that's all they speak, she's in for a world of terror. AkatsukixOC

Kayla is a cat chimera who has recently escaped the fifth lab in Central. Now searching for the one person she trusts, how will she react when she meets a pair of brothers who teach her that not everyone in this world is cruel? AlXOC

Peter loses a bet and has to wear lace panties under the suit for one night. It doesn't work out as planned. Pre-slash.

A naive Italian painter, a brave German farmboy, an evil Turkish prince, a sadistic Romanian count, a lonely Russian giant, a determined Spanish swordsman, and True Love. What could possibly be greater?

"What are you thinking about?" Peter asked sleepily. "One, well, it didn't exactly go as planned, and two, I should bail before you wake up," Wade answered automatically before what was actually happening hit him like a ton of bricks. "Shit. You already woke up, didn't you?"

TheGodlessAngelOfDarkness's Challenge. Jack, like all seasonal spirits, has to hibernate in the off season. He chooses the Warren as his place to sleep, but unknown to him, Bunnymund is about to go into heat! How long can Bunny resist the sight of a sleeping winter spirit? Cover art by Asameshii at Deviantart

The neighborhood game of war changes for 8 year old Tino when 10 year old Berwald rescues him from Mathias's tree fort. Human names used.

Peter simply shook his head. "Never mind. I'm tired. And sleepy. Just tell me a bedtime story Wade."

John didn't think it was possible until he witnessed it with his own eyes. In a moment of surprise, Sherlock's brain shuts off and his body takes the lead. The six seconds that follow are ferocious and brutal and terrifying - and John is almost as afraid as Sherlock. One-shot.

Naruto wasn't going to let this oppotunity go to waste, and what better way to change the future than to make sure Obito didn't fall in love with Rin? It would have worked too, had he not fallen for her instead. Female Naruto FemNaru eventual NarutoxObito time-travel DISCONTINUED

"Hey, baby boy," Wade singsonged, closing the door behind him. Peter frowned and looked at Wade with blatant suspicion. "Don't baby boy me, Wade. What did you do this time?" / High School AU - BDP!Wade

Starting after the end of The Reckoning. Chloe and the others are on the run, skipping from one safe house to the next. Nowhere is actually safe for them, especially the latest town they run into, which is full of secretive supernaturals, a lone werewolf, and a murder. Rated T.

My name is Haruno Sakura. I am a straight-A student and am eligible for a scholarship to the top university in the country. My name is Haruno Sakura and I live in a cardboard box. AU, Modern. Sakura-centric, eventual Ino/Sakura.

One-shot, Simon/Adam(OC), boy/boy, don't like, don't read. Just a bit of a love scene, because I love them in my head . . . I'm terrible at summaries.

All of the dwarves survive the Battle of the Five Armies, but Bilbo must return to the Shire to sort out his old life and make way for a new one in Erebor. Over one year later, Bilbo comes back to the Lonely Mountain with a recently orphaned Frodo. King Thorin isn't quite sure what to make of this new, tiny addition to his Company. Slow build, Company and character focused.

John Watson was ripped from his life and thrown back into a London where he's never existed, in the body of an eight year old child. In the struggle to get back his place in the world he becomes part of the lives of homeless children, street kings and a man life him, the once DI Dimmock. But what will he be in the life of the singular Sherlock Holmes?

For a kink meme prompt: Dwarf women are rare, and often so intent on their craft, that Thorin has never had the opportunity or inclination to become familiar with the more intimate portions of the female anatomy. When he is finally introduced to that realm of hidden mystery, Thorin is quite... curious. Thorin/Female!Bilbo, humour and awkwardness.

Or, "Can Kunai go Snicker-Snack"? Alice was trying to visit Caterpillar at the Oriental Grove, but somehow got a little side-tracked and ended up in the Forest of Death... Konoha aren't going to know what hit them. Also known as that fic where Erisah went a bit mad. No Pairings.

What was Sherlock thinking during the events of Falling? Companion story to Falling.

another rotg kink meme prompt! When Easter is far away, Bunnymund likes to keep busy, and sketching flowers is one of those pastimes. However one day he realizes that his sketchbook is filling up with art of Jack instead of flowers.

Elves have captured a werewolf, but she escapes and hides among the Fellowship. Saruman intends to take her, the Fellowship has no idea what she is, but everyone is hunting her. What will happen to our beloved werewolf? Will the world corner her, or will she escape with only a few scrapes and bruises? NOT ROMANCE.

Each chapter will be a fairy tale from Grimm, Anderson, Chinese folktales, etc. They will also feature a new pairing s in every chapter. Includes: magical Gilbird, faerie Arthur, multi-ships of every sexual orientation, cavity-inducing fluff, and no smut. Spamano in every chapter in some form and importance.

Six year old Haruno Sakura was short, skinny, and high-pitched to a painful degree when she could be goaded into raising her voice. The twenty-two year old Haruno Sakura was cursing her younger self. Still, she had a whole life to get ready for. Again. AU, done really, really, really slowly. [DISCONTINUED DON'T HURT YOURSELF BY STARTING TO READ IT]

When Bilbo doesn't answer Thorin's summons, the dwarf king goes looking for his little hobbit. Smut and fluff ensues!

'A Grocer indeed' Thought Bilbo, as he sunk into sleep. 'They will know their mistake.'

Gabriel has just been thoroughly wrung out by the Winchesters and wants some revenge. Placing Dean and Castiel in a few awkward scenarios seems like a good place to start; after all you can cut the sexual tension between those two with a blunt spork. But that other Winchester doesn't seem to like that plan... say, when did he get so sexy anyway?

Another fill for the kink meme! Bilbo rebuffs Thorin's advances not because he doesn't like the dwarf-he does very much! He's simply afraid of being taken by Thorin, as he is much larger in stature than the hobbit, and must also be in other ways. When Thorin finds this out, he shows Bilbo that there are other ways to take pleasure in each other. Criticism is welcome!

The blond rabbit boy keeps appearing in Gilbert's dreams. He doesn't know when it started or even when he fell asleep. All he knows is that he's awake and needs to get home, but can he do that when he doesn't even know where he is?

[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.

"It's not his fault that he doesn't have a family! It's not his fault that he has no one, and that he was all alone! He shouldn't have to be alone!" Jack finds an abandoned baby penguin and brings it home to North's place. Oneshot

Link never could trust himself around Zelda. Especially when she tries to hook him up with her cousin. Link/Sheik. Modern AU. Part 2/6. Rated M for men having sex.

"Well, he did just give you his first born son, after all." There's nothing like unplanned parenthood to make you grow up fast, as Sakura's learning. Especially when you're ten.

"My life was perfectly fine until Kyuubi decided I'm gay, in love with Sasuke, and started to play cupid in a freaky way! Who told that crazy demon to mess with my life? And what do Itachi and Akatsuki have to do with all of this?" Lemons. AU.

Deciding to screw up the Inuyasha world has pros and cons. From destroying bonds to forging news ones, abnormal will become normal. Normal will become obsolete. As an actress, she expected drama, but not this much. No one is safe, not even herself.

"How do you survive when, because of a failed jutsu, you get stuck together with the last person in the world you want be stuck together with? Simple, you don't. Gah! Stupid chain!" AR. SasuNaru. Lemon. Twoshot!

When Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old "Men of the Armed Forces" calendar which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August, it might change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes. Rated M but the plot reasonably concludes before the smut if you prefer PG . Follow my m/m romances at

ChildJohn. AU When John takes a bullet he suddenly finds himself much smaller than he was, erased from his life. He must hold on to who he is in a London that's suddenly too big for him. Crackfic 7% solution

Iceland is a little TOO close to his fridge? FridgexIcelandxFridge action. Food involved. Yes, I'm serious, porn of Iceland and a refrigerator.

Matthew Williams thinks he is the only different person in his school, until he meets the self proclaimed most awesome man on earth...

Nico decides to go to South Italy; his hometown for the summer. He meets this person named Lovino that is very arrogant and mean at first but soon become his partner in crime. However, Nico thinks Lovino is a demigod too. Can things go well with this duo?

19. But, then again...

After accidentally discovering Castiel's hair-pulling!kink, Dean finds himself unable to resist teasing the little angel whenever occasion calls for it. It's all fun and games until Castiel takes things into his own hands...

The Two Teams. As Team Minato becomes more wrapped up in the war to defend Arda, they grow less content in leaving things be. But the playing field is complicated by the arrival of another team, sent to return the lost team home. Continued in Part III

When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.

"Sasuke wants to leave the band. Naruto doesn't want to let him go. What's his reason? And why is the blond doing fan-service when there are no fans around?" NaruSasu Day. AU. Lemon.

"Of course that playing Truth or Dare mixed up with Seven Minutes in Heaven would be ok! Even with the vodka, the discussions, the tinny closet, the confessions, the weird feelings and all! Why in the world it wouldn't be totally ok?" SasuNaru – Lemon

It's a normal day at camp Half-blood. At least until Annabeth and Percy are sent by the gods to a land of fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, true love and... well, you get the picture.

They're as simple as they've always been in that moment; Dean and Seamus, refusing to let the other go. Sequel to Close. ;Dean/Seamus;

"Please don't blow yourself up while I'm gone." ;Dean/Seamus;

High School!AU. John is horrified when his project partner turns out to be the insane Sherlock Holmes. SLASH- warning for some language and teen smut! M to be safe

Kakashi wasn't sure how he ended up in this world. But he did know that the only connection he had to his own world was the apartment he landed in, the book he found, and the angry woman that wants nothing to do with him. Aberration in reverse. KakashixOC

Sam needed what he needed. He was just scared of asking for it. Thank God for Gabe. BDSM Gabriel/Sam, Past Lucifer/Sam, Castiel/Dean, Crowley/Bobby

The poem that sweet pea say's throughout some of sucker punch suck at summeres and spelling.

Texas gets in trouble, again, and gets sent to school where she meets a mysterious boy named Grover... who invites here to a camp. Warning: OC

In the aftermath of the discovery that Kyle has a thing for having his hair pulled. Sequel to Pull. Style. Prequel enclosed Rating may change later on.

When Naruto met them that day, he had no idea what he was getting himself into, losing seven years, fighting Titans, falling for his cute punk friend, and coming to terms with his past life. "Watch over me mother,I am about to do something stupid again."

Butters and Kenny have been playing this game for too long. Oneshot.

"Bit of a nasty shock when he found out." No one ever thought about it enough to ask, and Seamus did everything in his power to keep it that way. And then there was Dean.

Sheik never trusted himself around the Hero. Especially when Link didn't have a shirt on. Post-OOT. Link/Sheik. Rated M for sexual content.

To most people, being kidnapped by the Zombie Brothers would be a bad thing. She wasn't most people, and there was no way her life could get worse, anyway. - HidanOCKakuzu - Beware of swearing.

Castiel never wanted a demon, but Gabriel, joy that he is, has decided to get him one anyway. Now Castiel can't keep the damned thing off his mind. And his scent is everywhere. Lust demon!Dean/toppy!Castiel, AU.

Butters is quite uncertain as to why Kenny is taking such an interest in him... and is quite surprised to realize that he sort of enjoys Kenny's company. Slash like whoa. COMPLETE.

Hinata is new to Konoha High School, a fancy and prestigious place. On her first day she develops some feelings for this random guy.. who happens to be her art teacher! Yes, i still suck at summaries . Re-uploading .

Complete. AU. In a world of sorcerers and magic, Sherlock is a Faerie-born and John, lacking any kind of magical talent, often seems a bit out of place. But he has a gift all his own...Slash, Sherlock/John

After the 1st hostage in TGG, Sherlock called Jim, figured out who he was, and now Jim comes to harass the consulting detective at 221B when they're both bored. Jim decideds that John is fairly interesting. Sherlock takes offense. Competition ensues.

SatW!Denmark and Hetalia!Matthias switched places, and now the already-frail-sanity of everyone from both worlds are being further threatened as things gradually spiral out of control. genre change.

Orochimaru x OC One-shot. "I am in control,"he sneered as he brought his fangs to her throat and sank them in. Mai gasped in pain and clenched her eyes shut. An aching throb beat within her chest at the revelation that there was nothing she could do.

There were a thousand little things - word choice, knowledge of things he shouldn't have been present for - which gave away that Matthew was older than he looked. Based on the idea that Canada is Vinland. Contains France, UK, USA, Prussia, Nordics.

Following the encounter with Moriarty, Sherlock and John grow closer via text messages.

Who would you choose? The boy next door or your dream guy? For Hinata, Naruto is the dream boy next door. But what happens when someone else moves next door? What will Hinata do? Please read and review!

To be a child again...For just a day. For just a moment. The innocence, the joy, the carefree nature...When Itachi is turned into a child, the Akatsuki members realize a few things about themselves, and a lot about Itachi. Not crack. COMPLETE

Would a blossom get eaten if it fell into a sake pond home to a shark? A fortuitous meeting at a bar and a temporary truce may change quite a few things. While Sakura does not mind being eaten, both know that war is near. And they're not on the same side.

In which Matthew is in love with Arthur and Alfred plays hero and Matthew has second thoughts about running to big brother. In which seduction and shenanigans prevail and Matthew is not the normal one in the family anymore.

Madara x OC One-shot Miyuki struggled and was able to push him away slightly. "You… how can you be doing this after destroying my village? You're monstrous!"He chuckled and wrapped his hands around her waist. "I prefer sadistic."

Deidara x OC One-shot. Deidara turned around to see an angry looking woman.Tobi announced, "Lady looks familiar!"Kira narrowed her eyes at them and yelled,"Of course I'm familiar! The blond gay bastard blew my house up!"

Gaara x OC One-shot."Hello Kitty?" Acchi wondered out loud. She was looking through Gaara's books to see if he had any manga. He did. This, pink monstrosity also known as Hello Kitty was shuffled in between jutsu scrolls. How embarrassing.

ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.

John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?

Kakashi and Iruka are bonded together, entirely against their wishes.

For Percy, Thalia and Nico, a good Sunday afternoon is spent together with some friends, chillin' out over some Cokes and watch the Rangers beat the crap out of Yankees. NOT sent into a world where they didn't know about - in a BOX.

Danzo has a lot of changes he wants to make as Godaime Hokage. Least of which involves making Naruto the perfect weapon. Not if Team Seven has anything to say about it. Who ever said the lives of missing-nins weren't interesting? Pre-Chunin Exams.

Itachi x OC One-shot! "Promise that you won't kill me, hurt me, threaten me or Amaterasu me in my sleep,"Hisana said."I make no promises, now speak," the Uchiha stated and she made a small prayer before taking a deep breath. "Are you and Kisame gay?"

Even demon children receive a sexual education. Except that they learn through practice rather than through theory.

My world is dark," she murmured. "I've never seen the sun, I'm always trapped in this endless night. But when I'm with you, I can imagine it."—They are two teens leading very different lives. And yet…"You're my light...Ichigo." AU, IchiRuki

Rome is peppered with arches. Octavius preferred the one of flesh and bone to those made of immaculate marble. Jed x Octy slash if it wasn't already clear.

Jed x Octy. Jed wants to show off his rope tricks to his favorite Roman general. Octavius ends up teaching him some far better ones. M for implications and shameless tiny-man-love.

Hidan x OC One-shot! "Hidan help! Something grabbed me and it won't let go!" Kimi yelled as she continued to hit the perpetrator."That's me you idiot!" Hidan yelled back, but twice as loud."then let go of me or I'll fall agai-" Thud! "Oww..."

Madara x OC One-shot! There were many suggestions that Madara's office should be moved farther away from everyone, but he claimed he wanted to be around people. "Why the hell are you in my office? Get out!" ...right.

Pein x OC One-shot! "Look,a tree!" Aiko yelled and for a second, Pein turned around. She took off dashing down the path. There was no way she would just let herself be taken away to some strange place by an even stranger person that claimed he was a God.

Albus Severus Potter and Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy hated each other. Of course they did. But what happens when Albus finds Scorpius sobbing in the bathroom? Cutting, depression, attempted suicide, abuse, some violence, language. Slash. But don't be deterred.

Al has always crushed on Scorpius, who he thinks would never want him. But Scorpius HAS always wanted a dog, which just so happens to be Al's Animagi form. Now if Al could just make Scorpius like him as a human too.

America always keeps the White House freshly painted, and really, he thinks, Canada should stop god damn smirking about it.

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

Jed just doesn't get this whole Latin thing. Jed/Octavius.

At the age of five Albus and Scorpius meet up at a Halloween party, neither knowing who the other is. Things get a bit complicated though, when Albus mistakens Scorpius for a girl.

The Apocalypse is averted and Castiel is taken home to receive judgement, given six months as a human to ascertain whether Dean feels for him as he does for Dean. Dean/Castiel, season 5 spoilers. COMPLETE

Jedediah/Octavius. Jed wants to tell Octavius something important, but fate seems to have it out for him. Oneshot, completed. Rated T for safety's sake. Do not own NatM.

Damien returns to South Park, hunting an escapee from Hell. Aided by the mortally challenged and the mercenary, he's also being distracted by a certain English boy. Slash, Dip. Complete!

Jed has something to tell Octavius about why he gave himself up that night at the Smithsonian. It has to do with who he wanted to tell the general their evolving relationship story... but he can't find him. Spoilers for the second movie.

Following pure insticts, Kyouya gave an experimental twist of his hips and relished in the sound of Tamaki's pleasured gasp... Accepting feelings, Kyouya wants to remember how Tamaki looks before, during and after their first time together. Involves the use of pictures! Too weird? Don't read. For Zander.

Contrary to popular belief, Yoshio Ootori knew his son very well. That, until the Suoh Heir and the Host Club came to his house… HUMOR. Hints of TamaKyo and TwinsHaru

What would you do if you went into a pensieve, and then found that you couldn't leave? What if the only person who could see you was your arch-nemesis? You'd haunt him and try and make his life miserable, of course. HG/TR

I referred to this as My Stupid Veela Fic until I decided it was fairly good. Harry is a Veela, for a change, since I was tired of Draco!Veela stories. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

". . . But I can touch him now," he said, stretching a long white finger towards the teen's forehead. "Get away from me you pervert!" the boy cried, jerking his head back as far as the statue holding him would allow. Humor oneshot.

Peace reins after Ganondorf's demise, but peace does not come so easily to a clueless Sheikah, and a love struck Hylian who just can't figure out how to express his feelings. 'There are three ways you can tell that I'm in love', Link said. SheikXLink SLAS

What Sakura has a grandpa? What he's the akatsuki leader? Well if that isnt scary enough... i think i smell burnt love in the kitchen!

The entire school student body appears to be suffering under the delusion that Stan is dating Kyle. Stan is determined to prove them wrong. Unfortunately, he seems to be proving them right.

Cartman believes he's a psychic, Kyle thinks he's full of it. To prove his abilities, he begins making predictions about Stan and Kyle's relationship. When they come true, Kyle has to rethink Cartmans predictions, and his relationship with Stan.