vaughnrockhide bio
 Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, and Twilight. My Ninja Info Card: The names V.J. I'm not your average hormonal lady girl. Some people think i'm physco, i think i'm cool though! Well, in a physco kind of way... :), i like writing fan fiction a lot of times to just make people laugh, or to get a kick. or togive myself a kick, i mean... normal people don't think of stuff like this. Heh, but yea, "Begging You to Stay" i will be continuing it. i just need a minute ok? uh.. and for the "I Love My Mommy" fans, im coming out with another, Esme/Edward for ya. once again, just give me a little time. uh... i'll be coming out with a new story soon it supossed to be a one shot. i really hope it comes out that way lol. ok.. yep... that's it... mhm.. oh! i don't have kids... because i'm only in my first years of the big world :D lol yep no popping babies for me! okay, later, you'll hear from me soon! Vaughn |
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Love in My Box by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Spring Break in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 156,358 - Reviews: 9197 - Favs: 6,131 - Follows: 4,114 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Getting Blitzed by Nolebucgrl reviews
The continuing adventures of Cockyback and Reed Girl. College is over and real life awaits. How will they handle the ups and downs thrown their way as Edward enters the NFL and Bella approaches graduation? Rated R for Rainbow. Sequel to Sideline Collision.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 318,146 - Reviews: 14679 - Favs: 3,986 - Follows: 3,387 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Complete
The Cellar by iambeagle reviews
Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 58,619 - Reviews: 4552 - Favs: 3,391 - Follows: 2,071 - Updated: 12/1/2019 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It Started Over Coffee by Rasengan22 reviews
Naruto's polite gesture wins him a new friend. A very witty, charming one at that. NaruSasu/SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,663 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 3,050 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 2/3/2017 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pudding Cup by OhGeeFantasy reviews
How much mischief can innocent, high school senior, Bella Swan get into in just one evening? A lot, if she's on the arm of bad-boy Edward Cullen. Entry in The Bad Boys of Twilight Contest. Awards: First Place Public Vote & Two Judges Choice Awards. (Mizzez Pattinson & Jonesn) E/B A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 96,277 - Reviews: 2188 - Favs: 2,555 - Follows: 1,945 - Updated: 11/27/2016 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Of Sacred Bonds by Infinitypoet reviews
The sequel to Heavenly Scent. Edward bit Bella and now they will have strive to control their new gifts and understand exactly what their place is in the world now that the have formed the most sacred of Bonds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,261 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 7/25/2016 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Bella, Edward
Darkest Desires by Ruby Casablanca reviews
When Bella discovers that her boyfriend Jacob is gay, she feels as if there is no one to love her. Alone, Charlie has had to settle for fantasies to cure his aching needs. With both desperate for companionship, can they find what they need in each other? Rated M for a reason. Crack of sorts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,585 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 7/27/2015 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Bella, Charlie S., Jacob - Complete
The Meadow (only wetter) by WhoMe6621 reviews
All that time in the meadow and Bella never once had to pee. I'm writing what no one else will. Welcome to watersports, Bella Swan. Vampire Edward and Human Bella. Set in Breaking Dawn before the wedding. Bella has to pee, Edward is suddenly hungry for more than her blood.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,337 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/17/2015 - Published: 1/9/2015 - Complete
GYNAZOLE by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 10388 - Favs: 2,836 - Follows: 2,373 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Angel Is A Centerfold by LyricalKris reviews
The Madonna-whore complex. The idea that women's sexual expression is limited to being virginal or being degraded. Or lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets? Pffft. Where's the fun in that?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,983 - Reviews: 1517 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Crack in the Door by jane-with-a-y reviews
A lonely bartender on Cape Cod and a mysterious girl next door. Who is this girl, and why does she cry every night? More importantly, why does he care? Together they form a tentative friendship through a crack between their doors. Will the crack open wide enough to let love in? A story of intimacy, healing and hope.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 119,934 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All Boys Camp by savannavansmutsmut reviews
Edward's life gets crazy, when he goes to an all boys' music camp. He was sure he was straight, until he met Richard Swan. The odd little boy brings out a protective streak in him and something else. Re-written with no EDEN or Vampires. NOT SLASH!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 76,240 - Reviews: 2451 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Time for Me and You by scarylolita reviews
Sasuke always loved Naruto, but he married Sakura. Years have passed since then, but none of that love has faded away. Naruto, selfless as ever, is willing to give Sasuke whatever he wants to ensure his happiness. Slight SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Real Women Have Curves by Truefan20 reviews
Bella comes to Forks as the overweight book worm. No guy wants anything to do with her. Edward Cullen is the popular jock with a secret. What if Bella really had a reason to have self-esteem issues. Can she overcome the fat stigma?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 131,627 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Coming Home by Sarge's Girls reviews
School teacher Bella sends a care package and letter to Army sergeant Edward, who is stationed in Afghanistan. They begin a relationship through letters, phone calls, and video chats. There's love, there's language, and there's adult situations, plus a strong, independent Bella and the Edward we all know and love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 178 - Words: 285,873 - Reviews: 18321 - Favs: 5,686 - Follows: 3,465 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tobias's Hands by thebigdog2895 reviews
Just one big lemon. 7 chapter lemon to be precise. Tobias walks in on Tris in a rather embarresing situation. Larger summary when you open this story.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 5/10/2014 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias - Complete
Heavenly Scent by Infinitypoet reviews
On Bella's first day of school, Edward finds himself completely consumed by her scent. Everything about her sings to him. The La Tua Cantante connection is much different canon. AU, M Edward's POV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 113,111 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 2,880 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rugby by ThePenguinofDeath reviews
Tris has noticed the school's number 4 since she transferred there a month ago. It might just be his alarming height, but something about him stands out. After attending pretty much every rugby game, will something finally happen between the pair? Fourtris school AU.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,519 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/9/2014 - [Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias] [Christina, Will] - Complete
Lessons Learned by PhoenixDiamond reviews
Sasuke never expected to fall for one of his student's father so quickly. Naruto hadn't expected the teacher to be as fine as he was either. Funny how these parent-teacher meetings tend to work out. AU. SasuNaru. OOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,714 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hush Little Baby by chinchin unicorn reviews
When her parents die, Bella goes to live with her godfather. She soon realizes that Daddy Edward isn't who she thinks he is.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 64 - Words: 41,823 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Team CatKashi! by Lady Blade WarAngel reviews
Kakashi, Sakura and Sasuke are sent on a mission to Demon country. Somehow they end up as cats, and Naruto finds them, and decides to look after them, thinking they're strays. As the group see how Naruto lives, will they learn something...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,998 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 11/5/2011
The Secret by Duessa reviews
It appears that Edward has dropped something in Bella's bedroom... What will Bella think when she finds it? A romantic comedy, Twilight-style. BxE & rated M for delicious lemons and a bit of foul language... enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 139,126 - Reviews: 1616 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
La Speranza Ultima by Kirsh reviews
War is cruel. Iruka knows this all too well. When all hope is lost, Iruka is given the chance to save a very special child. Now that Naruto is grown, it's time for him to realize his destiny.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,861 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Iruka U., Kakashi H., Mizuki, Naruto U. - Complete
Cougar Town by smmiskimen reviews
Never underestimate the appeal of a seventeen year old boy. Bella Swan is Emmett's mom and Edward's teacher. What happens when she crosses the line with her son's best friend? E&B, AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 82,430 - Reviews: 1363 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Bunnies Attack by Catastrophia reviews
Flighty Bunny obsessed writer Bella and IT business owner Edward. A tale of plot bunnies, fate, flashlights, and lol. Short chapters and laughs. Rated M E/B OOC AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,672 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Bella, Edward
Torrid by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Sasuke believes that a little thing like marriage should never get in the way of a perfect relationship. Unfortunately for him, not everyone agrees. NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 158,918 - Reviews: 2483 - Favs: 2,391 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Open Deviate Reinstall by Fourangers reviews
Sasuke, a professional hitman, is revenging his clan. In attempt to deceive his followers, he accidentally involves a random blond civilian with his mission. However unexpectedly, there's more than it meets the eye. AU NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,302 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 57 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fear Is The Mind Killer by IvoryAdulation reviews
AH-Nominated for an Indie TwiFic Award-Bella audits Cullen Hospital but there is something about her that can do what no one else can, bring the jaded Edward Cullen to his knees. Watch as Bella and Edward level each other in ways neither thought possible.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kiss a Ninja: Falling by Yamanvie reviews
Naruto is in heat, and the person to trigger it: Sasuke. What can a guy do to stop from wanting someone he never expected to like that way? A mission in a brothel can't help either! NaruSasNaru -First installemnt of the Kiss a Ninja series-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,022 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Peace for Monsters by ScarletTigress reviews
As Naruto approaches his first heat and the threat of possession by the Kyuubi, he is not merely content to survive another year. The Jinchuuriki is determined to find happiness with the people he cares about or die trying. Naruto/Sakura/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,548 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5542 - Favs: 7,245 - Follows: 5,364 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Directing the Misdirected by WaterShadow reviews
If one is truly seeing underneath the underneath, then what exactly does one see that isn't already exposed? A cycloptic jounin is about to find out...or so he thinks. Now COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,059 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Iruka U. - Complete
Keep the Tofurkey, Bring on the Beer! by TwilightofCraigslistContest reviews
Bella Swan wants an escort for Thanksgiving weekend. Edward Cullen wants a second chance. Charlie wants to know where Renee hid the key to his gun safe. Happy Thanksgiving!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,195 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Complete
The Art Teacher by spanglemaker9 reviews
He gave me art and words and passion and life, but all I wanted was him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,635 - Reviews: 7353 - Favs: 5,793 - Follows: 3,422 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Empathy by Kimmydonn reviews
Edward comes to understand how his daughter can get so much satisfaction out of his and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Edward - Complete
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6714 - Favs: 6,350 - Follows: 3,681 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
100 Hours by wytchwmn75 reviews
Bella has a 4.0 GPA & volunteers at the hospital. Edward is pierced & has tattoo's & has to serve 100 hours community service at the hospital. What happens when the bad boy finds out the good girl has a wild side? ExB, AH, OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,862 - Reviews: 2318 - Favs: 2,948 - Follows: 1,661 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Amazing by sheviking reviews
Birthday one-shot for my beta, Melanie. Twenty-something, plus sized Bella is curvy and confident. Enter Edward, her high school crush, who she only ever loved from afar. A second chance for something amazing. Rated M for the usual reasons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,917 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 2,248 - Follows: 559 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Idiots Guide To Becomming A Bedroom Goddess by xxBeautiful Nightmarexx reviews
Bella has a crush on the new dr. He finally asks her out making her realize she has no experience with men or the bedroom. A certain dr offers his services.She has 7 days to learn. They engage in a world of sexual experimentation. ExB,some Darkward. Smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,708 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullen and Swan: Matchmakers by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
Bella Swan has a dirty little secret, Edward reads word porn like an addict. The two connect in a kinky, delicious way. Oh! Did I forget to mention that they like playing cupid? M for every type of perversion in the world.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 166,445 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Insecurities and Inexperience by TwifanUK reviews
AH/OOC. Edward and Bella have been best friends all their lives and after officially becoming a couple there is only one thing standing in their way. Sex. Life can never be easy for the pair and nothing goes as planned. Between their own inexperience an
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,881 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Parachute by KitsuShel reviews
After finding an abandoned child on the streets of Seattle, Bella Swan raises him for five years as her own. What happens to their life when his biological family is found? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 158,875 - Reviews: 17864 - Favs: 12,055 - Follows: 6,004 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hidden by xSirenSongx reviews
There are more secrets to the 'new girl in school' than even a family of vampires could have foreseen. What could the irresistible Bella Swan be hiding? There is more to the golden eyed girl than anyone could have expected. Rated M for future reasons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,181 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seeking Asylum by jeansnbling reviews
The Cullen Retreat was recruiting for a new psychiatrist, and Bella found herself accepting the job. The benefactors were quite a mystery, and the most intriguing was the youngest, most irritable son, Edward. AH/ANgst/Mystery/Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 32 - Words: 112,951 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Ex Factor : Edward & Bella by AngelAtTwilight reviews
Edward & Bella are exes. 4 years later, fate gives them a new hand by reuniting them together in their father's joint cabin, with the assistance of their clashing friends. How will it end? Hmm. *AH, OOC, A/L, Canon/Uncanon couples.*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 786,765 - Reviews: 9368 - Favs: 7,249 - Follows: 3,505 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bijozakura Seal by megyal reviews
Kakashi and Iruka are bonded together, entirely against their wishes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,082 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Fruitcake by Wonderkin reviews
One-shot for the FML Contest. Poor Edward. His family thinks he's gay, and gives him a fruitcake at Christmas to symbolically let him know that they're okay with it. The trouble? He's straight. ExB. AH. Oh, boy. Link to the contest in the story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,123 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Nymphomaniac by touttoi reviews
Nymphomania: An abnormally excessive and uncontrollable sexual desire in women. Bella makes an interesting first impression on Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,228 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Darkness and Light by kitkat681 reviews
Edward Cullen is a brilliant man who only has one thing missing from his life... his sight. What can insecure, unloved Bella Swan help him find? Canon pairings AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 107,136 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
La Erotica by EroCocoLocoXD reviews
Sasuke notices a blond bartender at the bar he tends to go to, he suddenly realizes that this blond also goes to the same university as him, and what's worse he's starting to take a liking to this blond. To bad Naruto doesn't feel the same way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,238 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Days Like This by Soft Ragoo reviews
Bella and her newborn adjust to their life together but it seems everywhere they go, they encounter the same man with the captivating eyes and sexy smile. Edward's life lacks something he desires. Has he been handed a challenge or a reward? All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 185,062 - Reviews: 3260 - Favs: 4,433 - Follows: 1,939 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Incubus Anomaly by elusivetwilight reviews
Incubus: a sex demon that visits women in the deep dark of the night. Edward relies on his special gifts to consume his prey. What happens when he meets the one woman immune to his unique abilities? M for dark lemons and dark themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,262 - Reviews: 6169 - Favs: 3,951 - Follows: 2,681 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Liars In Love by white-lemons reviews
E&B strangers who lie to each other to spend an amazing sex filled week together, but their real lives are more connected than imaginable and not everyone likes that. E&B AH/AU. Story full TTS characters, love, lust, lemons, and laughs. Gets suspenseful.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 182,932 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sweet Tooth by MacFlan reviews
Come to Pink Cookie, where porn never tasted this good. Erotic baker, Edward Cullen has a new obsession in the form of Bella Swan. Will his buttercream satisfy her sweet tooth? AH, OOC, Comedy/Romance. Collab between BellaFlan and Mac214.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,546 - Reviews: 1385 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 922 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Edward, Bella
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3575 - Favs: 2,567 - Follows: 1,453 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Gunmetal by CerealK reviews
Uchiha Sasuke met the other half of his soul on a battlefield that neither of them were going to walk away from. Or so they thought. Love, it seems, can survive centuries, impossibilities- even death. Happy NaruSasu Day! For Jelp.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,731 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 89 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
How a good vamp turns bad by EroCocoLocoXD reviews
Iruka's a good vampire, doesn't like how they have to feast on people. Kakashi is a play boy, feasts on women during the night, Iruka deciding he had enough of Kakashi's womanizing ways forms a plan, to bad the plan doesn't quite work out to how he wanted
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,491 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14544 - Favs: 17,050 - Follows: 8,783 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Family of Perfection by DazzlinSparkle05 reviews
In ninth grade I developed a crush on him. At sixteen he kissed me. Freshman year of college I fell in love with him. On my twenty first birthday we got drunk and I lost my virginity to him. Nine months later Mackenzie Carlie Cullen joined us." A/H, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 114,387 - Reviews: 3888 - Favs: 4,815 - Follows: 2,087 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
White Lies by netracullen reviews
Overly confident but naive 19-year-old Bella meets a charming but secretly married 31-year-old Edward. When she finds herself swept into his life, she's in for a lot more than she bargained for. If only she could walk away. E/R, E/B, Lang, Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 127,676 - Reviews: 1545 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Amnesia by Gemgirl65 reviews
What if Edward Cullen weren't a 109-year-old-vampire...what if he were 'born' yesterday? When Bella Swan's truck breaks down in the forest one rainy afternoon, a fateful meeting between the two will alter the course of both of their lives forever. AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 175,204 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
To Taste Your Bloody Kiss by Darkira reviews
Jasper, a slightly cynical vampire, has been depressed for a while. He has finally figured out why and for the last decade, he's been looking for the only one who can change that. AU/VAMP/J&E/M/Slightly OOC / For SlashBackslash2.0 and for OCDJen's bday.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,557 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Personality by angelanharvey3 reviews
Bella starts to display odd behavior her first weekend back in Forks since the trip to Italy. What will happen when the Cullens learn about her fractured mind? There's not just one Bella for Edward to worry about now...there's three. AU/OOC/DARK/SPANKS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 51 - Words: 407,451 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Shopping List by addict-writer reviews
Bella goes shopping after just moving in with her father in small town, Forks. Sell-boy Edward helps her around. They get stuck in the store when the doors close automatically. Darkness, Edward, free products...what can happen? ONE SHOT - now, short story
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,703 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Time for Every Purpose by Im2xshy reviews
My take on the way things might have gone if Edward hadn't left in New Moon. Not for Jacob lovers. The story's not, like, mean to Jacob or anything, but since Edward doesn't leave in New Moon, they don't form the friendship they did.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 104,635 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forthright by Duessa reviews
Edward and Bella are finally going to tie the knot and live happily ever after, or so they suppose. Now they will have a new set of challenges to face, along with new relationship dynamics and new villains... SEQUEL TO "THE SECRET" M-lemons & language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 88,554 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Personification by psyche001 reviews
As a writer,Bella is so completely consumed by the characters she writes about that sometimes she thinks she sees them walking about in real life.With a Wiccan for a mother though,anything is possible, as she is about to find out.O/S.AH/AU.M.ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,792 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 99 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Talk To Me by Pbroken reviews
Entry for the Fun With Your Clothes On One Shot Contest. Edward is known around the UW campus for providing dirty talking services for cash. Bella's in desperate need for a release and her curiosity leads her to call Edward. AU/AH Dirty Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Teachers Pet by mpg reviews
Bella moved on after Edward left her and is now a teacher. When she starts at a new school, destiny intervenes to reunite them. Now she is faced with new challenges/decisions. B&E/Canon Pairs/Lemons/Violence. -COMPLETE- NB 4 EPOV see Student Liaisio
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 130,557 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella And Edward Have Smexy Time by x.Safety.Pins.x reviews
Bella and Edward get a little frisky at their childs easter egg hunt. RATED M FOR SMEXYNESS if ur under 18 go ahead and read becuase you ignore the warnings anyways.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Homeless by samx5453 reviews
Bella is hiding a dark secret from everyone she ever meets and lies to her friends about her life. Instead of taking the easy way out she lives in a shelter while going to college. If only she would tell people maybe the Cullen's would help.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,755 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Because i Love You by icul8er reviews
"It's my job to protect you..." After returning from Italy, Bella, Edward, Alice & Rosalie face the due consequences of their reckless, and downright inconsiderate behavior. Warning: corporal punishment/spanking, D/s themes, don't like it, don't read it!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,408 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dirty Little Notebook by vampyRN reviews
funny fluffy- When Edward stumbles on Bella's VERY personal journal and reads it he can't help but try and figure out who is having these VERY dirty thoughts. Rated M for a reason-- cannon-ooc- AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,559 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tempting Bella by dontrun reviews
Bella has many reasons for avoiding falling for Edward, the fact that she works for his Dad's company, and that she is older than him seems to stay at the top of her list. If only he'd listen to her reasons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,804 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11482 - Favs: 12,095 - Follows: 6,059 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Here Kitty by CandyTwi by The Cougar Revolution reviews
Bella Swan was the hottest cougar across two continents, but a chance meeting with a group of new Brit actors could change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,647 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kiss Me, Kill You by BloodsuckingLeech reviews
Bella,Alice&Rosalie are Vampires who will do anything to save their beloved Forks from a bloody onslaught. Even if they have to carve-up or sex-up their enemies. The town has gone mad as heads roll and sides are chosen. AU! Canon couples.BxE etc. Lemonyum
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 86,513 - Reviews: 1140 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lucky by PrettyPretty reviews
Bella finds herself as Emmett's new statistics tutor. How did that happen? Emmett's loud and Edward was vulgar? First attempt at Twilight Fandom. A/H Canon Pairings. A little on the fluffy side. All characters belong to Ms. Meyer. I just play with them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 50,587 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mind Over Matter by SubtlePen reviews
Set in the 6 week 'blank period' at the end of Eclipse/beginning of Breaking Dawn, between the newborn battle, and the wedding. Bella and Edward expand and deepen their physical relationship in preparation for their impending marriage. AU, CITRUS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,980 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Aphroliete by UnintendedFrenzy reviews
Written for the FML contest. Bella Swan is not proud of the fact that she's a virgin, so she takes on a challenge handed to her by her therapist in the hopes it will ease her sexual frustrations. Rated M for lemons and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,146 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Bella, Edward
Into the Unknown by YankeeFan202 reviews
Bella comes across an injured wolf in the woods behind her house. She finds out the beautiful wolf lets her touch him, and seems to understand her. Then Bella meets Edward, and she is faced with a secret she thought she put behind her. More inside!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 50,031 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Dangers of Dating A Vampire by wantmywifeback reviews
True love is hard. True love with a vampire is even harder. Please abide by guidelines for adult content readership. I do not encourage under-age readers. Please read my profile for update on search for wife.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vanilla Salt by BottledCoke reviews
Common girl, Bella and rich guy, Edward. It's a war between the "Perfects" and "Rebels" at Volturi Academy but behind closed doors, the clothes are gone. Edward wants to announce their status but Bella refuses to let him. AU/AH, BxE, Lemons, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,563 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Collide by MartiniBaby1 reviews
As usual, Bella is late for work and as she crosses the street -without looking-, a cycling music teacher, better know as Edward Cullen, must do all he can to avoid her. But the collision that follows will change their lives for good. All human, AU & OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 146,180 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's M&M by Harcad reviews
Bella is a straight A student and knows where her life is going. Until she starts having daily conversation through IM with a mystery man. After finally meeting each other, will something come between them, or will they be together in the end? BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 125,099 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Geek Love by SassenachWench reviews
Humor, romance, healing and rampant geekitude collide in this Edward & Bella love story. "A funny, quirky love story about two computer geeks whose playful friendship turns into something more." Chokin' the Rubber Chicken blog.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,776 - Reviews: 3200 - Favs: 2,981 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To Admire the Sinful by Yellow kiwi reviews
Sequel to 'To adore the Hellish'. Will getting back together with Gaara only cause the same problems Naruto had to deal with in high school? Oh no, these problems are on a much bigger and public scale! GaaraNaru yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,318 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
A Blind Love in A Minor by CheapMonday reviews
Bella Swan is a blind girl who is content with her state of blindness. She has never seen herself in a mirror before and does not know the tingling sensation, also known as love. Until she lands in Forks and meets a certain musician, Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 96,752 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Radio Rendezvous by sloopy1975 reviews
Bella is host of a late-night radio show about relationships and sex, where people can call to ask questions and share their secret fantasies. What happens when one particular caller pushes all the right buttons? Bella/Edward w/a sprinkle of Carlisle
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Librarian! Absolutely Not? by BeckyLuvsTwilight reviews
Edward gets more than he bargined for when Bella invites him over for 'tea? One-Shot Smut **Mature Content** OOC/AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,803 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Story about a vampire and human in love and stuff by shoefreak37 reviews
Bella and Edward are sooo in love and just can’t even stand it lol! This is all about the different stories about Edward and Bella in the Twilight saga and how wonderful is all is lol. I suck at summeries lol. Written for the Worst Story Ever Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
New Moon: Abridged by Twincestuous reviews
NM, the crack version. Because somebody had to do it. Rated for cussing, stupidity, and overall content. CRACKCRACKCRACK.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Twilight Saga: LKE SRSLY by Kitty Cullen-03 reviews
Entry for the Most Craptastic Story contest. The Twilight Saga, done completely in LOLspeak.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Acting Out by eroticfan reviews
AU-human: Edward, Bella and Jake are juniors in Forks. Very NC-17 with Edward and Jake both bi, but not PWP - there's plot, angst, humor and romance as these messed-up kids figure out their three-way relationship. You'll like Jake here - trust me!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 129,996 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Other Ride's A Squirrel by CrackficShrews reviews
Crackfic/The title has nothing to do with the story.Bella has a MySpace page. The POV goes between Edward and Bella as they share via blog. Edward isn't too bright, but he sparkles. Bella finds the benefits of having an Edward, & the Volvo comes to visit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
Chibi Cuteness! by Jelp reviews
How little ones interact...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In Your Room by SophiaAnne reviews
AU, OOC - Set early in Eclipse. What's a vampire to do when he wakes up in a human body? Edward's about to find out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,107 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Lot Like Romeo and Juliet by MAKandCHEESE reviews
My collaboration with kakasasu 4ever! When Shakespeare wrote Romeo and Juliet, he definitely didn't have this in mind. Abuse, Anal, Angst, H/C, Minor, Violence, WIP, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,152 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U.
900 Ways to Make Money by heelstominivan reviews
Bella is a broke grad student looking for a job. Edward is a lonely doctor looking for some company. Their worlds collide during this one-shot for the "Tattward & Inkella" contest. Due to some juicy, wet, lip puckering lemons this fic is rated M. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,853 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Contradicting Contractions by CrackficShrews reviews
A huge huge huge crackfic! This is not serious, this was all done in fun! Now that my disclaimer is out of the way, did you know that you can have orgasms while giving birth? Neither did Edward. AU AH dirty disturbing lemons inside One-shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Naru Fan Interview that Went All Wrong by DragonFoxAngel92 reviews
Oneshot The characters of Naruto are doing interviews just for the fans. Come drop by for a random time if you are desperately bored, and please don't flame me, I was pretty bored myself. Enjoy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
When Kakashi Went to Walmart by ImogenSapphire reviews
Its kinda a one-shot featuring a adorable Kakashi and a bit of Iruka.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
All's fair by ReixGaara reviews
Soldiers learn the ins and outs of their specialized training, battling past and current demons while preparing to go to war. What's with this camp though? KakaGen, KoIzu, RaiIzu, TenIru some KakaIru. Yaoi, violence, angst, drama, humor, NC Give it a try!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 173,440 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Kakashi H., Genma S.
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19658 - Favs: 12,848 - Follows: 5,838 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Dazzle by o0-Kai-0o reviews
Pure crack. I swear I was sober, really.
Crossover - Naruto & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Orochimaru, Edward - Complete
Bad Boy by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Edward and Bella just got caught in the closet, so Esme yanks Edward off to “explain himself”… READ CLOSET CASE FIRST!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Edward, Esme - Complete
Saving Edward by twiXlite reviews
Edward Cullen is a lost & troubled teenager. Upon their discovery of his self harm and an eating disorder his family relocate to Forks where Edward meets Bella Swan. Can she help him work through his problems or will she push him further into depression?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 52 - Words: 179,000 - Reviews: 1507 - Favs: 1,576 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Black Friday by DarkAuroran reviews
On Friday the 13th, what do you get when you cross a sexy henge with two parties, sake, a full moon, and the hottest Jounin in Konoha? Read to find out. KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,483 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 103 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
LaterNever by Hatsbox reviews
Naruto knows the difference between "later" and "never." Life after the Akatsuki. SasuNaru, KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,526 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5294 - Favs: 4,951 - Follows: 4,141 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Uncomfortable Position by EroCocoLocoXD reviews
Iruka is a push over, his friends abuse that and make him dress up as a girl, to befriend one of his mates crushes, to bad for him a certain silver haired teen keeps watching over him while he's undercover, can Iruka keep up the girl act?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,030 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
These Boots by Arid Tundra reviews
Oneshot, Yaoi SasuNaru. Naruto has a secret: he's a dancer in a gay bar. And it's just his luck that the damn Uchiha finds out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,810 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 71 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Why, Naruto? by mmm.kai.mmm reviews
Oneshot. Naruto breaks up with Sasuke after 2 years of being in a secret relationship. He says that he never loved Sasuke. Is there more to what he has said? How will Sasuke cope? Or will he cope at all? SEQUAL NOW POSTED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,112 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Away From You by Shaneener reviews
Bella and Edward spend some private time over the phone. Rated M for adult content. oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Campus Liaisons by Isabel0329 reviews
Bella Swan starts her first semester as an English professor with just the right thing – a one night stand. But what happens when that one night stand shows up in the most unexpected place? All-human, OOC. Rated M for language and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,079 - Reviews: 2718 - Favs: 3,803 - Follows: 1,757 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Bella - Complete
Oh Happy Day! by LostProcess reviews
Another crak-fic one-shot, this time with only implied yaoi. While at work, Sasuke finds a letter Naruto wrote him in his lunch.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7812 - Favs: 9,869 - Follows: 2,831 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Search for the Holy iPod by mrs.ReverendTholomewPlague reviews
Hermione Granger, Synyster Gates, Michael Vick, Miley Cyrus, Lala the Teletubby and Barney the Dinosaur set out to find the Holy iPod, stolen by Lord Voldemort. Kinda stupid, really funny!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Complete
The strangest thing by ReixGaara reviews
After a week of working at the school with a certain chuunin teacher, Kakashi learns something about Iruka that he never expected. Moresome! DIRTY! YAOI KakaIruGenRaiIzuKot Very M. Colab with Phantomsnow.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,587 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Get It Brother by Obsession No Es Amor reviews
Sasuke has a secret that he is not willing to tell and Itachi has a secret that he plans on making true.What is a bored teenage boy like Sasuke to do when his brother comes home drunk one night.how will this change their lives? Uchihacest NejiGaa SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,548 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just Let me sleep! by Cass-Tastic reviews
After going on a mission for a whole month, Kakashi is eager to get into bed, but Sasuke will have none of that! Rated M dearies! R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto Meets Wtf Man by DragonFoxAngel92 reviews
Short Oneshot Randomness A foreign gangsta comes to Japan and meets the one and only Naruto. Who is this gangsta and what will Naruto do? Come and find out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wrong Number by Zrina reviews
Kiba finally convinces Naruto to call Sakura to tell her how he really feels. Unfortunately, it isn't who he thinks it is on the other end of the line. NaruSasuNaru YAOI, Lemon M/M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,958 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Gaara's Birthday Surprise by Balverine reviews
"What did you have in mind?" Obviously that was the worst question to ask. Or the best, it didn't matter. Gaara simply knew that his heart jumped after the two shinobi reached around themselves to close and lock the double doors behind them. [YAOI/BL]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/30/2008 - [Gaara, Naruto U., Neji H.] - Complete
Three Lettered Word by Steal My Soul 7767 reviews
AU No matter who you are or what you do, some words still hurt. But sometimes the pain is worth it in the end, especially if you have someone beside you. NaruSasu, more fluffy and cute than anything. OCCness Ahoy! OneShot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,964 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
how christmas really happend by Darling Marmalade reviews
basically. how christmas really happend...sort of. it's a little on crack.get offended by makign fun of characters & christianity, and if you dont like drugs or mentions of porn and pimping. don't read. my first story ever
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Kankuro, Kakashi H. - Complete
Why Konoha Nin should not get high! by KageKitsune XXX reviews
I think the title pretty much says it all! Pure crack... well weed anyway. M rating for adult language and themes, just to be on the safe side. Drug use, het, yaoi and yuri: All in a delicious swirl! Not for innocent eyes!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Uchiha Couple by asashouryuu reviews
Uber fluff and angsty stories of Sasuke and Naruto as a married couple. SasuNaru. Mpreg starting from chapter 14.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 88 - Words: 321,699 - Reviews: 3763 - Favs: 2,429 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 1/31/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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I Love My Mommy reviews
Edward and his mother Esme, are quite close, maybe even closer than a mother should be with her son, Edwards going to collage and is going to be without her for a bit, whats going to happen? read and see. might be a multi chapped story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,874 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Edward, Esme - Complete
Erectile Dysfunction reviews
Summary: a young man, who has leg problem got medicine. The medicine works, but in more ways than one and its giving his life a twist. involves a variety of charaters with edward :D kinda crackficish, but not at the same time, i think you'd enjoy it :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Begging You To Stay reviews
I’m Edward Cullen. I made a mistake. A very huge mistake that could result in me losing my friend my lover my wife and the mother of my children. I want to fix it but I’m not sure how. And I need help. I need to win her back.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Bella, Edward
Stripping for valentines day reviews
Stripping for Valentine’s Day? Bella’s in for the treat of her life for Valentine’s Day this year. Edwards got her the best gift a man could give. They also have a very, very unexpected surprise. :D can’t tell you more so read and see!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward's Revenge reviews
Summary: Edward goes to seek revenge on Carlisle and it doesn’t quite turn out like he expected to. at all, matter of fact, this is bella's revenge. Make sure you read 'Oh Snap' to fully understand this better.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Oh Snap! reviews
What happens when horny Edward is in a parking lot with bella and can’t wait anymore? Read and see, it’s so worth your time :D Crack Fic, Major OOC :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Contiguous Fart and Friends reviews
iruka has friends to share his problems with him now, will he get help with his daymare? it involes poop and farting so, yea
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
2 Guys and the Contiguous Fart reviews
well its a continuation of my original fic 2 guys 1 fart! this one tells what happend after,. if you want to do it! but do it at your own risk, im not responsible for peoples pain...in the butt
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
2 guys 1 fart reviews
basicly like 2 girls 1 cup but with kakairu. if u vomit easily or poop freaks u out dont read lol
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sexy Battle Scars reviews
what happens when you've got guys in the house watchin tv and a brand new live show comes on that kakashi wants to do? will they join in? yaoi, Kakashi, Genma, Raidou and Iruka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,021 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Kakashi H.
