Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.

When the Expedition members get a little out of hand, Elizabeth decides that it'll be a good idea to have some kind of rule book for them. Thus, the Idiot's Guide was born. Read, review and enjoy the insanity of Atlantis.

He was abandoned at a young age, the world believing him dead. They were wrong. Death Eaters believed untouchable are dying. Who is this assassin? Will he join Dumbledore or take the war into his own hands? Not typical powerful!politic!Harry.

When faced with rejection, a man has only two choices: To wallow and despair or rise above and take that step toward the future… For Naruto, it is no different. But he makes the right choice. He chooses to become a true shinobi. Now, watch as he goes forth into the world and carve his name into history. All will know his name - Naruto the Angel of Death.

The ninja way has not always been a nice one. By chance Naruto has met those who know the old ways. Now our hero is trained in the old school of the ninja. Naruto shall live and die by stealth. (Discontinued with summary Ending)

Umbridge finds seven books about Harry Potter from another dimension in the Room of Requirement and decides to read them aloud to the school in an ill-advised attempt to discredit Dumbledore. Hilarity ensues. Features an actual plot, realistic reactions, decent pacing, *and minimal quotations*.

In which pureblood tradition doesn't always favor the purebloods.

Hermione Granger deals with the marriage law the Wizengamot passed after Voldemort's defeat - in the style of the French Revolution. Old scores are settled but new enemies gather their forces, determined to crush the new British Ministry.

Harry meets the members of the Avengers at different times throughout his life.

Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)

Taylor takes a different tack in dealing with the bullies very early on in story canon. This ends her up in an unusual situation. What she gets out of it is up to her ... and Madison.

YAHF - When a teacher decided to combine a school project with the Halloween safety project, Xander has to dress as a family member and talk about their lives... leaving him wearing the same costume for Halloween, the costume of his uncle in New York, Doctor Egon Spengler. Now with the emergence of a new Ghostbuster on the Hellmouth, things are changed drastically...

Naruto isn’t a moron. Jiraiya isn’t a clueless loser. The Kyuubi doesn’t intend to die. Three simple facts that will change the course of history. Eventual Naruto/Multi

No matter how blatantly obvious the truth is, the human mind chooses to ignore it so as to maintain some sort of illusion. It takes a slap on the face or rather a piercing blow on his chest to realize that things probably aren't as colorful as one would expect. Naruto starts to realize that his past choices weren't leading him anywhere. Post Sasuke retrieval arc.

Inspirations for Harry Potter stories that probably should be left where they are. Newest: Bob part 3- Of Dementors and Fiendfyre

She lied when she told them she was in Heaven. It was an easy lie to tell, after all she could never tell them of the life she had built in Westeros on the other side of Glory's portal.

Ryver/Michael Mentions of . Alteran:Harry. Clone:Harry Ryver . Harry must face the Galaxy and try to rebuild the strength of the Great Races while caring for his twin brother who has their destiny on Earth on his shoulders.

The power of change may be a new and novel concept to a group of five teenagers who just met an alien, but to a wizard it is something very familiar. gen-fic, oneshot, complete, don't own.

What if Kyuubi never attacked Konoha? What if Minato and Kushina were still alive? How different would Naruto's life be living with a caring family and under the tutelage of the strongest shinobi in the village? Watch as he grows into a powerful ninja, rising through the shinobi rank earning himself a feared reputation just like his father.

Beware the wrath of a budding seal master. Sometimes revenge is best served with a side of Youth. AU from Tsunade retrieval and VotE.

Harry has to marry a witch for the good of Wizarding Britain. Harry does not like this.

I have friends to love. Public to please. Dark lords to fight. And 60-foot basilisks to kill. My name is Harry James Potter and I am the boy-who-lived. Yet again. This is my story as I begin a life of adventure with memories not my own. Post COS.

Remus Lupin didn't graduate from Hogwarts to become an odd-jobs man. He always knew he would be fighting the good fight, he just didn't know on which side of the Law. In the end,he made his own side.

Harry Potter has decided that the late Cedric Diggory needs to be honored, not forgotten.

In which Ra learns that keeping his troops completely ignorant is unfeasible, and some problems never go away.

Daniel knew he wouldn't have liked what his would-be kidnappers had in mind. Luckily, he'd just started lecturing Egyptology to an armed FBI agent, and they got off the Metro at the same stop.

Many members of the Normandy's crew have had brief encounters with a certain Time Lord...

Harry and his friends ingested love potions; great - he could deal with that. But knowing that he found this out before and the people he trusted sent him back in time without his memory, to relive his past, again and again? Not this time if he had anything to say!

A challenge to a mid-night duel alters Harry Potter's fate. Given a taste of the thrill and excitement of a wizard's duel, Harry's life takes a sudden turn as he immerses himself into the noble art of his fore-fathers — Duelling.

In a dark future where the war has gone terribly wrong, Harry is running out of options. Cities burned with Fiendfyre or overrun by the undead have gained him little, and Voldemort has done far worse. Fortunately, Luna has a plan to destroy Time.

Years after the Epilogue things look bleak; Harry Potter agrees to go back to the Ministry Battle to change history for the better. Premise; "canon makes sense" though not in the way you think. Fight scenes, humour, romance, magic, and insanity. FINISHED

After being cruelly abandoned by the Dursley's, Harry meets Bill and joins him on a Cursebreaking Adventure. Bill mentors Harry fic no slash. First FF Starts off a bit dark but lightens up quickly. R&R

1943. AU It was supposed to be Tom Riddle's sixth year at Hogwarts. A few more months then he would 17 and be free of the Muggle World forever. No one expected that he would be drafted. Grindelwald's campaign doesn't seem as righteous as it did before.

The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.

Sam and Dean have a somewhat peculiar method of dealing with some of the more...mundane problems. The members of the BAU aren't complaining.

One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.

When the Shinigami sealed the Kyuubi, there were 3 souls present that had the power to restrain the Kyuubi. These warriors were sealed into Naruto together with the beast. When the villagers awoke it, they awoke as well. Strong Naruto.

Things go wrong at the last Sasuke retrieval mission and Naruto ends up taking the blame for it. Now, tired of everything being his fault, he sets up a new way of thinking that happens to go against every belief he once had. Problem is that not everyone seems very thrilled about the change.

Uchiha Itachi hadn't planned for this possibility, but then, if he'd had his way, he would be dead. How this had happened was a useless question. What mattered was, what would he do now? To be or not to be... It all hinged on his choices. Time travel.

There is a very good reason why your mother tells you to never pick up hitchhikers, and Colonel O'Neill is going to find out why.

Sarutobi doesn't know what to do with Naruto after Minato's sacrifice. With a vocal minority calling for the child's death, he sends the boy to be raised by an old friend from Snow Country. Chakra Armor, Technology, and an unstoppable Jinchuuriki.

Harry's trapped in the cemetary, Voldemort laughing at him with his Death Eater. Thankfully, he learned a spell enabling him to escape this trap. He should have known things would go wrong if he tried to take things in his own hands...

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

Yahiko survives and wins the civil war against Hanzo. As the new leader of Ame, he seeks a new path to peace. Through sabotage and destruction, the shinobi world will be annihilated. No Madara, Dark!Naruto, realistic ruthless militaristic Sandaime/Konoha

Haruno Sakura that actually caught a glimpse of the real world and woke up to smell the blood. Basically a 'what if' preview of what could have happened if Sakura didn't revert after the Chuunin exams. No princess to be rescued here. No pairing.

Harry Potter is dissatisfied with what he finds after being sorted into Slytherin, and writes a request to the Headmaster requesting to change houses. AU, OOC, OneShot.

An adult Harry finds his destiny as an independent curse breaker in Egypt.

When the experimental Jumper malfunctions, the Heroes get more help unlooked-for. (Crossed Swords AU, sequel to "There and Back Again," Hogan's Heroes/Stargate Atlantis, John/Teyla if you squint. Nominated for the 2011 Papa Bear Awards!)

Sam. Dean. Gabriel. A hotel full of System Lords. This can't be good. (SPN/SG-1, AU; SPN spoilers up to "Hammer of the Gods," implied-to-mild Gabe/Kali and Dean/Lisa)

Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.

6th year AU - Harry disappears the night before the students leave for the summer holidays after 4th year and the tri-wizard tournament. 2 years later he's back, but a lot has changed.

AU ONESHOT Independent Harry decides enough is enough. Dumbledore bash fest. slight RW bashing mild language. Co-written with Darkshadowedrose.

Why Amy needed four psychiatrists....cameos from Doctors 1-10.

AU post 5th year. A bunny that wouldn't let go. Harry is set up in a marriage contract, but things don't go as planned. Rated for language and blatant - if non-desciptive - sexuality.

A holding pen for the plot bunnies that keep multiplying whenever I turn by back. This is back-burner stuff that I don't expect to do anything with until after my other stories are complete, if then. Rated for safety.

Having the right partner can make life much smoother. The right persons can complement each other's strengths and support each other's weakness. Love really does make the world go 'round, especially with a Dark Lord after your blood. HP/DG

COMPLETE! AU! Post OoTP, Sixth Year Story. Harry decides to have a little fun after hearing the Prophecy as a death sentence and his life takes on a life of its own! Harry/Daphne, HP/DG!

Faced with the reality of shinobi life after the battle at the bridge in Wave, Naruto turns a new leaf and begins training seriously. Serious Naruto/ NOT GODLIKE, pairing Naruto x Anko

Two marines are found dead in a D.C. campground. But wierd wounds warrants arrival from their coworkers in Colorado Springs. First crossover, so please no flames. Constructive criticism is welcome.

After the Triwizard Tournament debacle, Sirius decides it's high time he started playing a more active role in his godson's life. A Sirius-takes-charge fic. AU Fifth book onwards.

As the destructive power of the Jubi is released, one last hope arises

One Shot. AU. After all, every child deserves a mother who loves them. Even those who grow up to be monsters. Luna just never imagined things would turn out this way. Time Travel.

Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.

All the News That's Fit to Print." provided that it has been pre-approved by the Kommandant, of course. 2010 PBA winner: Best overall story and Best comedy: Gold WINNER 2013 PBA "BEST OF THE BEST!"

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

The Quest to destroy the One Ring has begun. Strangers from the lands to the North, the true Immortals have decided to join this Quest. Strangers whose past is that of Hogwarts.

When the Hellmouths open and the demons rule, Faith finds herself fighting the good fight alone. She's not sure how long she can keep this up. Set post-series, spoilers for "Chosen" and allusions to the Angel Series final, "Not Fade Away."

Spoilers to 8:14 'Full Alert'. SG1 discover an advanced people who offer friendship and trade - until the Trust's rash actions turn them into implacable enemies who threaten to destroy Earth. Ch. 2 now extensively revised and expanded, Epilogue added.

When Harry cries out for help during a nightmare, halfway around the world somebody listens. Somebody that will change the way Harry looks at magic... forever. On hiatus.

Harry Potter and Amanda Maxwell, his girlfriend and lover, are starting their first-year at Hogwarts. And so is their best friend and indentured servant; Death Incarnate. A very different take on what happens when Something Grim This Way Comes.

They had nothing and everything in common. More importantly, Harry Potter and Uchiha Sasuke each had something the other badly needed, an edge, and the determination to damn the consequences of their actions. Short oneshot, mid-timeskip, year six.

Xover Can someone sneak up on Gibbs?

What occurs when one man lives and succeeds in a mission where once he failed and suicided? Watch what happens as Hatake Sakumo succeeds in his mission, and the consequences that it brings about to the history of the shinobi world.

Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.

Following the will reading of Sirius Black, Harry and Hermione disappear, only to return over ten years later as powerful bounty hunters. Will they bring back light to the wizarding world, or will it be forever consumed by darkness? Dark!HHr

In the aftermath of the Final battle a misplaced spell sends HP and Bellatrix to an alternative world. It holds everything each of them have lost to the war and yet they find themselves inexorably drawn back to each other. HPBella done right.

Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis xover. AU. When Anubis makes a different decision during his attack on Earth in Lost City a chain of events is unleashed that will change the universe forever.

Harry Potter, Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley died at the age of eighteen. Six years later, they meet at a Ninja Academy, and the trio is reborn as first class ninja for Konoha. But, darkness is on the horizon as enemies approach. Enter: ANBU NarutoHP

Sequel to Summer of Independence. Harry's 6th year, dealing with Dumbles and Ron, lots of Quidditch and just being Harry. Ron& Dumbledore& Ginny bashing. Independent Harry story. No pairings planned.

AU. Harry is shunned not only Ron, but Hermione as well after the Goblet of Fire incident. Ginny befriends Harry and history changes. Future Dark!Harry Dark!Ginny pairing, extended summary inside. Note from 2012: I'm not a huge fan of this story now, but leaving it up for historical purposes for those who do enjoy it.

During the second term of Harry’s sixth year, he ends up saving Daphne Greengrass from a fate worse than death. To repay him, she teaches him Occlumency and they get to know each other well enough to learn that labels are not always useful... HP/DG

The day Harry Potter turned eleven was the day he would have re-entered the magical world. But the letter never came; Harry Potter was a Squib. Dismissed by the wizards, he makes a quiet life for himself and will not stand for them to ruin it.

Love isn’t a power, only a powerful emotion. But Harry does have a power the Dark Lord does not, and that changes everything. AU, short oneshot.

What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.

The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.

Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.

AU Stargate One Shot. What could have happened if the Ancient battlecruiser Orion had been fully operational when she engaged the Wraith Hiveships in battle in the third season premier No Mans Land.

Harry's magic changes him in ways that no wizard has ever dealt with before as he attempts to escape the cupboard once and for all!

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

A time travel story in which Anakin Skywalker is sent to the future to witness the consequences of his actions.

Ever been surprised Harry didn't tell the wizarding world to shove it? Yeah, me too. I tried to include as many of the classic pick on Harry themes that I could. AU after OotP.

NarutoHP X-over. AU, OOC - Harry is taken to Konoha by Jiraiya when found on the doorstep of Number 4. 13 years later, he is sent on a mission - the Triwizard Tournament. Super!Harry

Harry Potter was not really ready for a family. Who is? This is not really a Harry/Harem story - he doesn't even get laid until the very end of things... But it's funny. I promise.

A oneshot Harry/Fleur fic. Starts mid GoF and runs pretty quickly through the end of OotP.

Gen, post-series. The repercussions of SG1’s interference in the galaxy linger for a very, very long time.

Jack's Clone goes to USAF BMT. POV. Challenge. ALL CHAPTERS HAVE BEEN UPDATED. Sixth WOT is up. Merry Christmas!

In which Dudley falls in love with entirely the wrong sort of woman...

In Goblet of Fire, JKR established that it was absurdly easy to bind other witches and wizards unwillingly into binding magical contracts with a simple, school-taught 'confundus' charm. What if Harry took note of that and decided to do something about it?

Smarter Voldemort launches his conquest of Britain immediately after his resurrection. Smarter Harry, Sirius, and co. are the only ones who can stop him. Unconventional tactics. Begins after Harry’s 4th year at Hogwarts.

Stargate Numb3rs cross. Faced with some near impossible math, McKay thinks of an old childhood friend for help. More numb3rs than stargate. Have fun.

YAHF fic dedicated to the month of October, with Xander Harris in a different costume every story. NOW FINISHED!

Years before Uzumaki Naruto was born, one Namikaze Minato convinced one Orochimaru to stay in Konoha. The world changed.

AU. A press conference after Hogwarts Castle is captured by an unknown attacker turns surreal for Rita Skeeter. She gets more of an exclusive story than she ever imagined. Dark!Harry.

Harry Potter was 18 when he first stepped into Atlantis. HPSGA crossover.

Set right after 5th year. Harry becomes independent. No pairings, lots of Quidditch and some Ron&Ginny&Dumbledore&Etc bashing.

Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]

ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!

Oneshot: My version of the plot line where memory charms are abused. Tonks is in St. Mungos in critical condition. Madame Bones gets to the bottom of the mystery and everyone is horrified by what she reveals.

Sequel to April 10, 1997. The Daria Faith combination and Dr. Lynette Vaughn head to Sunnydale to meet the Scooby gang, followed by one enemy and on the verge of confronting another . . .

HP BtVS Cat who walks through walls crossover. Part of Tales from the Barman series originally started by Methos on www tthfanfic com, add some dots, remove some spaces, you know the drill. Harry walks into Xanders bar looking for something to drink.

Nothing but a blend of overused plots and an ending that I haven't seen before.

When Voldemort’s assassins find him Harry flees seeking a place to prepare for the battle. Bloodmagic, wandlessmagic, necromancy, fae, a thunderbird, demons, vampires. Harry finds the strength & allies to win a war. Singularly unique fic.

Daphne Greengrass is on trial and reveals some very interesting things. Harry&Daphne story. please R&R

StarGate crossover. Jack conducts an interview. Contains The Interview and its follow ups. Minis. Complete

COMPLETE Edit in process. PostOOTP, Very Little of HBP. Harry returns to Privet Drive and Tonks helps him become the man and hero he must be to survive. HONKS. Action, Violence, Language and Sexual Situations

COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.

Ayakawa Yukiko retired from being a ninja, and she's come to terms with that. Then the Third Hokage summons her for an assignment that will change her life. AU story, set six years premanga. COMPLETE

Kidnapped, Nuitari Hawking is brought to Hogwarts by a man who claims to be his godfather. The still amnesiac Harry now finds himself in the middle of the Wizard-Elemental conflict, all the while Voldemort is gaining power.

In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!

HP Stargate XOver. Voldemort is defeated & Harry Potter no longer wants to be a tool for the Wizarding World, so he decides to find a place where he can belong. Complete.

Harry PotterHighlander Methos takes a young Severus Snape under his wing.

Christy isn't normally a person to get involved in things that don't concern her, but that all changes when she takes in a mutant teen. AU and will eventually be femslash - COMPLETED

Harry Potter finds himself in the middle of a peaceful park after somehow escaping his uncle's abusive household. However, he does not remember his identity or his past. Now Harry must begin a new life under a new name as an elemental mage. AU 5th Summer