((I completely cleaned out my ENTIRE profile, because that piece of immature crap was written two years ago. So, I'm starting over!))

Hello there! My name is Hawky. You may call me what you like, however. I don't really care.

I have been on Fanfiction for a long time, but haven't actually been on typing for over a year. Curse my ipod- I can read on there and it's more comfortable, so I haven't actually sat down and typed anything for awhile now! Sorry!

Anyway, there's a few things I want to touch down with you guys on. All of them relating to the stories I have been writing.

First of all, apparently, I did not realise what "In character" was a year ago. I go back and read what I wrote, and want to break my own hands for writing such trash. Honestly. TRASH IS WHAT IT IS. And I'm ashamed. Therefore; I will be doing a clean out of all the stories that no longer have any actual good meaing. (Knowing me, this will probably not be much. I tend to be a pack rat. Hehe...)) Tell me if there's any you want to keep around just for laughs or good times.

I actually don't have much to type here. Looking back on my old profile, I blush and get flustered to believe that I was that immature last year. I'm glad to be getting rid of it! Hehe...

I guess I should tell a bit about myself... hm...

Well, my name is Hawky. This is a pen name, obviously. Anyone who names their child "Hawky" has something going wrong for them. I'm currently floundering in thought of going to highschool. I'm going into the ninth grade and find it terrifying. First of all, I have moved recently, so I am a bit out of place still. I still miss my old friends and town, and sometimes wish I could have stayed. That, however, was not my choice. Anyway, the only reason I'm scared of going to highschool- well, perhaps scared is not the right word. More like... stressed out.- is because I'll /have/ to become that A student if I ever hope to go to college. Some day, I hope to go to a school for artistics. (My deviantART name is HawkyTheArsonist if your interested in some half assed Homestuck chibis.)

I've come to terms with a few issues in my life. One including being bipolar. This was not very much a shock for me, as I've often noticed and been told about my fluctuation emotions, and are dealing with it accordingly. Accordingly means not at all, professionally. :) I'm perfectly fine and live a happy life, no reason to spend money on medication that will result in a mental fuck up of my entire emotion range.

Anyway, away from that sad exucse for a profile...

On to the more imporant facts that you people actally care about for some fucked up reason.

My writing.

I'm sorry to say...

...and so VERY ASHAMED...

... that I have read... Homestuck... and now... *sniffs* and now...

... There needs to be something like... Homestuck Anonymous or something...

... Because I went to ConnectiCon 2012... and I was Sollux.

SOLLUX, DAMMIT.

As much as I rant and rave about how you should never read Homestuck, I do fucking love that troll...

And Karkat... Solkat for the win. /SHOT.

I'm going to resisting posting anything Homestuck related here. Unless you want me to...

ON THE FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST FRONT:

Only because, anyone who knows me knows that FMA rivals with Homestuck currently as my top favorite fandom. Stories will be regulary posted about Fullmetal Alchemist. Don't you worry. :) RoyEd is my OTP for this currently, but only when Edward is... eh... older. I'm sorry to say, guys, I'm starting to realise the high factor of ROY BEING A PEDOPHILE IN THIS PAIRING.

I DO NOT.

WANT.

A PEDOBEAR-ROY.

AND NEITHER DO YOU.

Generator Rex:

DEAD. I haven't kept up with it. At all. Is it over yet? I don't know! ._.; Don't ask for stories of this fandom. You will get old as hell SHIT. I don't even remember half of it. NNNNOPE.

I have become infatuated with the thought of writing my own book... So I might not even post that much.

Anyway, I'm rambling, and will probably regret typing this later. Bye!

Hawky

((Stuff from the old profile that I couldn't help but not toss.))

NEW IDEAS

The Woes and Tales of Team Mustang (And Friends) -

If you've read and liked Edwards Alchemy Book, you're going to love this! I got a hold of everyones diarys, and now I'm exploiting them to YOU!

Claws of Steel-

Chimera!Ed fic. Running Wild is an eventual RoyEd fic, and I know some poeple just want a good Chimera fiction. Well, this will be it. Different in almost everyway. Read this if you don't want to read a RoyEd!Chimera fic. (Or, you know... both... XD)

Waking Up In Your Arms -

A soon to be collection of fuzzy wuzzy RoyEd one-shots. Just them. Being cute. Read if you like cuteness!

Drugged and Caffeinated-

Oh crap. Ed got drugged. And drank AMPs. We're screwed. Two-shot. He's NOT drugged and caffeinated at the same time! COME ON! (May turn into RoyEd, not sure yet. I litterally just thought of this while taking a sip of coffee at my desk NOW!)

Hot As Hell -

Title says it all. It's a heat-wave in Central, and taking it's toll on EVERYONE. One-shot. (May be Parental!RoyEd, but knowing me you never know. I just thought of this one too. Because, right now, it's HOT AS HELL. As my family puts it, "Not even the devil wants to be here because it's too damn hot!" Then I say, "Well, as you have put so many times, the devil is standing right in front of you!")

Water Drowns Fire-

A never ending downpour in Central. Only one person is loving it, and he needs to stay out of the rain befoe he gets electricuted! Possible RoyEd Fic. Thought of it NOW. I really wish it would rain... I LOVE rain...

COPY AND PASTES BECAUSE FOR SOME REASON, I STILL LOVE THEM.

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If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen rideralex, Jedi Knight of Middle-Earth, PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan, ObiBettina7,EwanLuvr4Ever Hawkpath13

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

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If you think up stories faster than you can write them and are too lazy to do that for most of them anyway, copy this to your profile.

If you think Twilight has more fame than it's worth, copy this into your profile.

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If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If people tend to misunderstand you copy this to your profile.

If you think I'm a nutjob don't copy this to your profile.

If your friends can scare you by saying the word pink or cute wittle bunny rabbits copy this to your profile.

if you have ever annoyed people just for fun copy this to your profile.

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Some people think I'm insane. If you've ever been called insane before, copy this and put it in your profile.

If your personality is strongly similar to a TV show character's, copy this into your profile

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If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone their not, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a VERY LOOSE term. Crazy is when your off in your own little world, and you start to think of something funny that could happen and start laughing, and the people around you turn around and stare at you because you're laughing for no reason. Crazy is also when you start dancing while walking down to your next class to a song you have stuck in your head. If you're crazy like me, copy this to your profile

If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this into your profile

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Too many teenagers have smoked or tried Marijuana, if you haven't, put this in your profile

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Fancy a challenge? Try this: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile!

"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentance describes you, copy and paste on your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

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The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

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If you are against racism COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

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90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you now say "I want my phone call", "Why so serious?", and "You wanna know how I got these scars?" at random points in the day, put this in your profile.

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Sterotypes. I know! I hate them too! Bold the ones you are!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching bands, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I DON'T GET STRAIGHT A'S so I MUST have failed a grade.
I DON'T HAVE ANY BLACK FRIENDS so I MUST be racist.
I get ANGRY easily, so I MUST be violent and always be looking for a fight.
I like NATURAL DISASTERS so I MUST have no heart
I'm a GIRL so I MUST be a weak, heartless snob
I like Anime, so I MUST not have any friends
I have a crush on someone who doesn't exist, so I MUST not have a good grip on reality
I'm PROUD of being random, so I MUST have a mental disease.

I am HUMAN, so I MUST be ME.

Hawky