This is my disclaimer since I have a nasty habit of forgetting. I DO NOT own Artemis Fowl, Airman, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, or Inheritence Cycle (unfortunately). I repeat, none of them are mine.

All of the following is the property of wikipedia.

http:///wiki/List_of_paradoxes

Catch 22 Paradox: A situation where someone is in need of something that can only be had by not being in need of it.

Raven Paradox: Observing a green apple Increases the likelyhood of all ravens being black.

Barber Paradox: A male barber shaves all and only those men who do not shave themselves. Does he shave himself?

Berry Paradox: The phrase "The first number not nameable in under eleven words" appears to name it in nine words.

Liar Paradox: If "This sentence is false" is true, then the sentence is false, which in turn would mean That it is actually true, but this would mean That it is false, etcetera etcetera.

Exception Paradox: "If there is an exception to every rule, then every rule must have at least one exception; the exception to this one being that it has no exception" "There's always an exception to the rule, except to the exception to the rule-which is, in of itself, an accepted exception of the rule."

Grandfather Paradox: You travel back in time and kill your grandfather before he conceives one of your parents, which precludse your own conception and, therefore, you cOulxnt go back in time and kill your grandfather.

Predestination Paradox: A man travels back in time to discover the cause of a famous fire. While irhthen building where the fire started, he accidentally knocks over a kerosene lantern and causes a fire, the se fire thaT would inspire him, years later, to travel back in time.

NOW THIS IS MY STUFF

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl,

I did What I was told,

I went to school, I got straight As',

I even got the gold!

But Mommy, when I went to school that day,

I never said goodbye,

I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go,

But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun,

He hit me and another,

And all because Johnny,

Got the gun from his older brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy;

That I love him very much,

And please tell Chris; my boyfriend;

That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister;

That she is the only now,

And tell my dear sweet Grandmother;

I'll be waiting for her now,

And tell my wonderful friends;

That they always were the best,

Mommy, I'm not the first,

I'm no better then the rest.

Mommy, tell my teachers;

I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this,

And please don't let this pass.

Mommy, why'd it have to be me?

No one deserves this,

Mommy, warn the others,

Mommy, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy, tell the doctors;

I know they really did try,

I think I even saw a doctor,

Trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying,

With a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy, please remember,

I'm in heaven with the rest.

Mommy, I ran as fast as I could,

When I heard that crack,

Mommy, listen to me if you would,

I'm not coming back.

I wanted to go to college,

I wanted to try things that were new,

I guess I'm not going with Daddy;

On that trip to the new zoo.

I wanted to get married,

I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress,

Mommy, I wanted to live.

But Mommy, I'm must go now,

The time is getting late,

Mommy tell my boyfriend,

I'm sorry, but I had to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have,

I know you know it's true,

And Mommy all I wanted to say is,

"Mommy, I love you"

--In Memory Of The School Shootings-- If this poem touched you in any way, please pass it on. And even if it didn't, pass it on just for the memory of the innocent children

girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.