Random one shot drabbles about Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian. Mostly brotherly fluff with DaddyBats. Rated T for occasional language (mainly from Jason) and occasional sexual references (also from Jason).

Sequel to Big Bird, Little Wing, Baby Bird and Mini Bat . Mostly family fluff. Rated T for language (mainly from Jason) and sexual references (also from Jason).

A series of Drabbles and One Shots about Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter. See each chapter for more information about that particular story.

Students return to Hogwarts for their "Eighth" Year. Slytherin invites the other Houses for a Wand party. Odd pairings, cannon pairings and the best pair-Harry and Draco. What will they all discover about each other and themselves SLASH, future LEMONS

Batman is off planet when Robin is called to meet with the Joker, so the Dark Knight sends the team on their next mission: accompany Robin to Arkham Asylum to meet the worst of the worst. Robin's teammates quickly learn that Gotham villains aren't their typical bad guys, and the Joker has it in for their resident bird.

We've seen the adventures. But what went on behind closed doors in between action shots? A gaggle of oneshots detailing the daily lives of Roy Mustang and his squad. Hints of Ed/Win, Roy/Riza, and parental Roy/Ed. Rated T for language

Fed up with his detention with Umbridge, Harry decides to do something about it. Since Dumbledore nor the other teachers are able to help him, he is going to reach out to someone who can, hopefully without dying in the process.

Somehow sent back into the past, Kakashi is given a second chance to relive his childhood. He is determined to make the most of everyday and to fix the horrors of the future, but sometimes simple determination is not enough to save everyone. Time-travel.

"One minute Dick was enjoying a nice, calming bath, and the next thing he knew he was standing butt-naked in front of his former team, who were looking varying degrees of shocked, horrified and…disturbingly pleased." - The Bat Family get hit by a spell that sends them careening backwards and forwards in time, to the most random locations, at the most inconvenient moments.

Following Wally's death at the Reach Invasion, Dick has finally lost it. He's drowning in despair, tired of putting up a mask. His friends, worried about him, go to visit him and find a broken boy, not the always strong Nightwing. Using M'Gann's powers, they dive into the deepest corners of Dick's mind. To his childhood, his traumas, his eventful moments... and his deepest secrets.

After rescuing Roy from being tortured, Maes then has to keep him company until medics arrive. Now a series of oneshots.

After Bruce leaves most of his fortune to his soon-to-be-son, Richard Grayson, assassins come from right and left trying to kill him. Even after Dick outright declines it, Bruce brings in Young Justice to watch over Dick. After hearing that they think he is nothing but a spoiled brat, however, he isn't going to make it easy on them. (NO PAIRINGS WITH ROBIN) FULL SUMMARY INSIDE

(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL

When an extremely bored Reid stumbles upon Fanfiction dot net his world is turned upside down. Watch as the genius and the rest of the BAU team tackle on a threat worse than any unsub they've come across with: badly written fanfiction stories featuring them. 4th and 3rd wall will most certainly be broken. Absolute crackfic! Now taking requests.

Dick's first life probably went as it should. He grew up until… the fall. His parents fell and his life was torn. He moved in with Bruce Wayne, and everything changed. His life in four sentences. At least, the first one. He would live many, many more. AU.

It is after the war, and there is a duelling competition among the 7th years. However, Harry is not allowed to participate, unless he is kissed. Drarry! One-shot

Had to reupload, whoops. Drarry songfic of Jon Bellion "Woke the f*** up".

One innocent comment from a classmate during one of the infamous Potter-Malfoy fights leaves both boys reeling and contemplating whether there is more to their relationship than meets the eye. HP/DM, 8th Year Fic. One shot.

He'd only gotten up for a quick walk to clear his head, and now he was locked in a broom cupboard with a half naked Draco Malfoy and playing a risky game of Truths. Fan-flipping-tastic. One-Shot. Eighth-Year. AU. EWE. COMPLETE

Due to an unforeseen, but totally foreseeable, Gryffindor savior's hero complex, Draco is forced to endure a sleepover, dog hair (and possible other genetic material) and niceties that are completely wasted on ill-mannered wizards.

Selection of one-shots. Mostly sad or comforting. Triggers include but are not limited to: suicide, panic attacks. Mostly focuses on Nightwing/Robin/Richard G but other members of the team during the invasion or before will be featured and may be focused on.

Eighth year! Harry loves how flustered Draco gets when he flirts with him, until one day, Draco turns the tables. Just a fun one-shot.

Draco Malfoy reluctantly attends the Ministry Masquerade Gala, an event designed to bring witches and wizards from both sides of the war together. With identities hidden, he meets a man with whom he shares an indiscretion, but is rejected when he removes his mask. The problem is, he doesn't know the other man's identity and is left to figure out the mystery on his own. M/M DM/HP

When Artemis asked for a distraction, she didn't intend to find herself on a suicide mission. Target? She wished she didn't know. The means? Ha. Ask Robin. It was all his idea, anyway. (Or: Robin wants to egg Wayne Manor. Because reasons). Rated T for language.

Malfoy lists the reasons why he and Harry can't date. Harry finds a way to disagree with each one and convince him of why they should. One-shot.

Harry/Draco slash. Ignores epilogue. Auror Harry Potter comes to work one day to discover that he can see through the top layer of everyone's clothes. And when he arrives at the office he shares with Draco Malfoy, his day takes an unexpected turn. Oneshot. Complete.

Wally is appalled to hear Dick's comments about a male rape victim, but the issue may run deeper than he thinks. Trauma works in odd ways.

Just 6 lonely one-shots that tie into each other about Nightwing being a boss and the team being (for some reason) surprised each time. Now edited. Complete.

Bruce is home, Tim is panicking, and Dick is missing. That is, until Bruce finds Dick crying his eyes out in the cave. Sequel to "Why is Tim the Only One With Any Tact?" rated for language. Part 2 of Tact

When Richard 'Dick' Grayson's parent's die, instead of putting the young boy into social services, he's allowed to stay with the circus and isn't adopted by Bruce Wayne. Five years after the murder, the Young Justice Team infiltrates C.C. Haley's traveling circus to investigate a string of robberies, how is Dick involved? AU Robin Spinoff episode 24.

Dixie Grayson is most certainly, undeniably, unequivocally not in love with her best friend. At least that's what she tells herself. But Robin doesn't like it when Kid Flash calls him bro, and Richelle has always had a thing for redheads. Fighting venom enhanced civilians was one thing, but dealing with the complexities of teenage romance was not something Dixie was trained for.

She's overheard five of these particular kinds of phone calls over the years, but they've never gotten any easier. Not for Artemis, not for Wally, and certainly not for Dick. Coping Series.

AU where flowers bloom in places where your soulmate is wounded. Harry lives in a small flat in the centre of London and guess who moves in the flat across the landing? no other than Draco Malfoy and he has no clue how to take care of himself. after the battle, before eight year in Hogwarts. Drarry. Warnings for self-harm and violence. I do not own Harry Potter, JKR does

Draco and Harry are in a (secret) relationship during their Eight Year. A common disagreement for them? Whether or not to make it no longer a secret. Harry wants to tell their friends, Draco is against it. When this argument finally reaches its boiling point, Draco needs to find a way to fix things. Drarry, one-shot. Sorta serious, but it has its funny and fluffy points.

Alternatively: How To Introduce Your Boyfriend To Your Parents When You Are Already Sure They Hate Him. It is time for Draco to tell his parents that he is dating Harry. Neither are feeling terribly optimistic about it. Now ft breaking the news to Ron (Harry is equally as optimistic about this as well) and the wedding.

Both Harry and Draco struggle to sleep after the war. Draco has learned to cope with this by adopting a surprisingly muggle activity - to put it shortly; cannabis. Harry finds himself spending numerous sleepless nights in the shared Eighth Year common room and Draco tends to be there as well much to Harry's disappointment. Harry also discovers that overcoming glaringly obvious diff

In which Wally learns not to fear the Big Bad Bat, Bruce comes to appreciate his son's best friend, and Dick gets some much-needed loving. Coping Series.

For the second task of the Triwizard Tournament, it's not Ron that Harry rescues from the Great Lake, but Draco Malfoy. Hogwarts-era. HP/DM. Complete.

Tim Drake wears quite a few of them. Rated T & trigger alarm for eating disorder and self-harm

A Teen Titans Breakfast Club AU with Dick Grayson as a "criminal", Kori Anders as a "princess", Gar Logan as a "brain", Vic Stone as an "athlete", and Raven Roth as a "basket case". Contains Robstar and Bbrae. It's really good, I swear.

Keeping it secret? That wouldn't have worked anyway.

Harry Potter has spent the months after the war fighting for fair trials for former Death Eaters. When he questions Draco Malfoy whilst under the influence of veritaserum, a shocking truth is revealed that may change everything. HP/DM one-shot.

When the League cuts the Team's funding, they need a way to get cash. Oddly enough, Conner is the one with the idea. It helps that Robin's famous and the Team knows how to sew. Plus, their great physical shape makes them the perfect models.

"I dare you to kiss the next person to walk into the room!" Returning to Hogwarts for their 8th year was supposed to be a return to familiarity, instead they found the old patterns broken. Time to stop pretending.

A collection of mostly unrelated little drabbles, prompts, AUs and one-shots all centering around the pairing that is Birdflash/Nightflash/Batflash. You may send in prompts if you like, Rated T because of ocassional smut.

When the true identity of Red X is revealed, Robin's entire world is turned upside down.

Secret Santa at Hogwarts with every House participating in the name of unity... And Hermione suddenly finds herself in the position of a matchmaker. Draco/Harry from Hermione's POV. One-shot. (Submission to the Mini Fest 2016)

Harry/Draco slash. Ignores epilogue. Draco knows better than to play Spin the Bottle with Pansy. But one night he finds himself coerced into playing anyway, and things get interesting when the bottle lands on Harry Potter. Oneshot. Complete.

Now Draco's cock is stirring, and he can't breathe because all he can think of is screaming Harry's name while Harry pins him down and mindlessly fucks him into total incoherency. Because hell yes, that would be sexy as fuck and Draco is officially in so much trouble. [bottom!Draco, shameless smut]

People call Dick a lot of things. Player, whore, womanizer, pretty boy, slut. The only word he can think of is broken. Coping Series.

"I'm fine." "No you're not! Someone who's fine doesn't cut himself every night after he thinks everyone's asleep! Someone who's fine doesn't shut everybody out! Someone who's fine would let his concerned brother help him because he's afraid one day he's going to break into a thousand pieces and his big brother won't be there to fix it!" Really sad, warning for self harm/cutting

Christmas morning is a time for reflection, but Draco won't let Harry be sad. One-shot, Drarry, SLASH. Birthday gift for Soupy George.

In the bid to restore Al's body at the end of Brotherhood, Ed pays more than he'd ever intended, becoming a prisoner in his own body. RoyEd.

HPDM slash, twoshot. There's a Dark wizard brewing a powerful love potion that makes couples out of its victims, who he then collects. Few Auror pairs can pretend to be a couple and go undercover to stop him. Which is the main reason that Harry is proposing to Draco on one knee with an enormous diamond ring in the middle of the Auror Department. COMPLETE.

Snape Mentor fic. Not quite canon until third year, not canon at all past that. Set in sixth year. Voldemort is dead, but Harry is still struggling as Ron turns against him and Harry has to begin the year alone. Luckily a few Slytherins can offer support, but only if Harry is wiling to accept it. Slash, drugs, alcohol, self harm, abusive!Dursleys.

What happens when Robin, Impulse, Blue Beatle, and Beast Boy have spare time? Pranks duh. But when your target is Nightwing things don't always seem to go as planed. (Rated T for safety, nothing to bad just misleading commentary) I don't own the characters.

Everyone wants to be the hero, but no one wants to be the hero who's lost someone. He's done one of those things, and it wasn't even the right one. (Rated M because I'm paranoid; cussing inside. Possible trigger warning.) Oh, hey, spoilers through season one but I don't think season two really gets touched.

Every kid's a little scared to come out to their parents. Dick is no exception.

"Dean, I need to talk to you about something," Sam said... "I think Cas loves you." Destiel. NEW CHAPTER NOW POSTED

"New Message from Alfred." Clark smiled, opening it, expecting a question about his availability for dinner, or a polite "should I bother making up the spare room?", but what he received was far from what he had been hoping for. "Please come at earliest convenience. Refusing hospitalization." - Established Bruce/Clark - SuperBat!Comfort -

The end of Nightwing's shift is always the worst time of night. Something only coffee can fix for him. A collection of one shots about Dick's quest for caffeine. T for a little bit of bad language.

Ed knew he was different. It wasn't just that he was smarter than the other kids or even that he had automail. No, it had more to do with the way people would occasionally look at him, like they were expecting somebody else. It was the way his mechanic cried the day she met him. It was the way his dad would sometimes slip – and call him Fullmetal.

It's Draco Malfoy's eighteenth birthday, but who's here to help him celebrate? No one, but the voice at the back of his head. Oh, and eventually Harry Potter of course. *Mentions of self-harm and thoughts of suicide, anxiety* *Post-Hogwarts, slight Drarry, rated M for violence (sorta) and language

Harry and Draco return to Hogwarts after the War. Things have changed. MATURE THEMES. Mentions of abuse, self harm. SMUT SMUT FLUFFY FUN SMUT.

Some shorts about the Avengers and they're adventures...a lot of Tony because I may be mildly obsessed but I do have all the others included and will write them-centric shorts upon request. Any topic is fair game, so you have been warned.

His life was perfect. His life was what Jaime always wanted. His life was everything Jaime didn't have. And god damn, did he hate that Bart Allen because of it.

Nightwing, along with the newest Robin, are thrown into an alternate universe. This world is much darker than their own- crime is thought of as a game, the Justice League use murder as a punishment, the Court of Owls is the law enforcement, and people aren't who they are supposed to be. Did I mention that Dick Grayson is dead?

When Harry returns to Hogwarts for his eighth and final year, he is no longer sure of anything—what he wants, where he's headed, why smiling is now so difficult. All he knows for certain is that he no longer wants to be with Ginny. And why can't he stop dreaming about grey eyes?

Based in Season Two: Wally isn't too keen on being the shorter one in the relationship and has multiple reasons why. Cute. Birdflash. Bird Flash. Dick/Wally. Kid Flash/Robin. Kid Flash/Nightwing. Idiots in love. Talks about sex, but isn't sexy.

Jason just could not believe his luck. (In which the Teen Titans capture an antihero, and Tim honestly has had enough of life.)

HPDM slash. After the war, Harry and Draco find that they are still capable of astonishing each other. COMPLETE.

Harry/Draco slash. Ignores epilogue. When Draco's hair doesn't respond to his usual straightening charms, he's determined to find out who's responsible and make them pay — as well as figure out why Potter keeps staring at him like that. Oneshot. Complete.

When Harry and Draco's relationship gets found out, the storm of gossip is almost worse than the people who aren't actually supportive. And as their "love" starts fading under the pressure, Harry has to wonder if the people who are telling him that this is just a phase aren't right. COMPLETE.

Even though the war is over, Harry is convinced that Malfoy is up to something. He's been quiet, withdrawn, and hasn't spoken a single word to Harry all term—clearly the Slytherin is planning something evil. And despite what Ron and Hermione say, Harry is determined to prove his theory correct.

Text messages between members of the 'superhero club' aren't always about superhero-ing. Includes mostly conversations between Young Justice, but League members are featured as well. Humorous.

They spend the last night of seventh year playing drinking games. – Draco/Harry, AU, no war.

Prompt fest prompt #9: Harry hears Pansy ripping into Draco about a fetish. Now its all he can think about. Also, Harry/Draco come out. Fluff.

[Drarry] !DUE TO RECENT REVIEWS I WILL BE REWRITING SO I CAN CONTINUE THE STORY, THANK YOU TO THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE ENCOURAGED ME TO CONTINUE! (Rape, Self-Harm, Suicidal Thoughts, Bullying, Abuse, Verbal Abuse)

Cute random stories about 6 year old Robin being raised by his loving daddy Bats. Some chapters are in chronological order others aren't. I write them when I get the ideas for them. Hope you all enjoy! NOW UP FOR ADOPTION

From the prompt: "What if one day everyone was brewing Amortentia and Harry walks in. Of course, he doesn't know what they're brewing, so the first thing he says is 'Why does the room smell like it's drenched in Malfoy's cologne' and then everyone, including Draco, just looks at him."

You know that saying if you like someone, you pick on them? Well, Harry's that...

Wally is abused by his parents. That doesn't bother him much, though, he deserves it. But his erratic behavior is now starting to peek through the masks he masterfully created and his uncle and friends are starting to catch on. How far, though, is Wally willing to go to hold on to his miserable life? Warning: Child abuse, underage drinking, Wally whump, and more dark bits.

Series of shots featuring the broness/friendship of Roy, Wally and Dick! I'm taking prompts in the reviews! "A sympathetic friend can be quite as dear as a brother." - Homer

What happens when you sit at a table full of girls that are all flirting with the super-hot waiter, and you're the only one that gets his number? This. Non-Magical AU Drarry

Wally thinks that Robin has a crush on Bruce Wayne. After that, well, it's a little hard to keep the identity issue a secret.

Jason was messed up, leaving his blood all over town, limping down the back alleys and wiping blood out of his masking, cursing the whole way. He lost his com, got his ass handed to him and Roy just HAD to move safe houses AGAIN. Paranoid punk, he need to be patched up and now, were his ribs broken? Who knows, this jerk better open his door. That doesn't really sound like Roy..damn

Being in love with your straight friend is never a good idea. Especially when said friend lives with you. Or, what happens when you give your straight friend a blow job. That's probably a bad idea too. (Top DM. Bottom HP)

Three weeks after they first got together, Harry and Draco are enjoying their relationship in secret. When it is forced into the open though, Harry worries what will happen . "Falling" Part 2/3. Hogwarts Eighth Year, non-epilogue compliant, smut.

A crash that rendered Dick Grayson useless, AU.

AU What if Harry didn't have a chance to show everyone that his boggart would have been a dementor? What if Draco had to go next? No slash!

This is the start of a series to give my brain an outlet for silly, serious, short, long and always random one-shots that have no other place to go. They will mostly be Dick/Babs related but will feature other people like Bruce, Alfred, Tim, Stephanie, Wally, Artemis, and whoever else I pull out of my hat. [What? A new chapter? Only took me forever!]

How Harry and Draco finally came out. Fifth year AU. Drarry. Fluffy.

Wally booked a romantic getaway, only to have the relationship end months before. Not wanting to let the reservation go to waste, he invites Dick along and tries to get him to relax. (Post Endgame)

The Wayne boys causing mayhem in their natural habitat. Barbara just wants to watch a movie.

It never really bothered Robin that everyone thought she was a boy. Really, it made very little difference when it came to fighting crime, and it kept a specific kind of criminal from turning their eyes on her while she was in uniform. So she found it more than a little confusing when she started to care that Kid Flash always called her bro. Fem!Robin BirdFlash

The Slytherins thought it'd be fun to start a drinking game for every time Malfoy mentions Potter. It was not. Slight Drarry,Hogwarts eighth-year, OC's

"Her mission for the rest of the night was clear to Artemis; firstly, keep Nightwing alive. Secondly, protect his identity. If only she knew what it was, it might be easier to protect." Artemis and Nightwing friendship only. Spitfire. Nightwing/Batgirl. Eventual unmasking. T for language.

Harry/Draco slash. Ignores epilogue. The students of Hogwarts find out if honesty really is the best policy when they wake up one morning to find themselves compelled to tell the truth. Harry and Draco are about to discover how they really feel about each other. Oneshot. Complete.

Because when you're finally safe, a breakdown is inevitable. Ed/Roy

"He kicked me out," Wally hated how his voice trembled. The courage it took Wally to come out to his father as bisexual was wasted. He only received hateful words and slurs in return. Birdflash. Wally Whump. Dick/Wally. Kid Flash/Robin. Homophobic Laungage. Awesome Uncle Barry.

Roy and his team has been captured after their ambush plan is leaked. Interrogation seems to be the only thought in their captors minds, but will they break under the stress or survive the ordeal? One shot. Parental!RoyxEd (sort of) Oneshot CAUTION: Mentions of rape and violence, viewer discretion advised.

Ron's eyes widened in disbelief and Hermione simply looked worried in disapproval. Harry opened his mouth to ask them what the matter was, but before he could, Hermione said, "Harry, are you wearing a Slytherin tie?" He dropped his fork, panicking. "Er…no?"

As Hermione describes the properties of an unknown portion, Malfoy yells out, "it smells like Potter". It turns out the potion is Amortentia.

'If he's going to die, he's gonna be clean doing it.' High T.

Harry/Draco slash. Ignores epilogue. Harry just wanted to be near his boyfriend. How was he supposed to know what would happen next? Inspired by a drawing from Cremebunny. Oneshot. Complete.

Bruce Wayne takes in, yet another, charge- this one in the form of 6-year-old Dick Grayson. Follow Dick as he comes to bond with his new family and ultimately become the world's cutest crime-fighter! NEW CHAPTER: A**holes and Archers (feat. Roy Harper)

Harry/Draco slash. It's the Christmas season, and enchanted mistletoe has been popping up all over Hogwarts. What will happen when Harry finds himself under it with Draco Malfoy? Oneshot. Complete.

HPDM slash, threeshot. Ten years ago, Harry and Draco got together. Now, they're not too busy in the middle of the celebration to think about how it happened, at Hogwarts, in their eighth year, when sharing a room shoved them together. COMPLETE.

The team sees a news report about an exclusive Dick Grayson photo shoot! Will Robin die of embarrassment? How will Batman react to everyone drooling over his adopted son?

We all know how amazing Dick Grayson is. But does his team? It's time they found out.

Artemis learns more about Robin by paying attention to the smaller things. Features cameo from We're Not A Couple - Rated T, Humor, Friendship

exactly what the title says, friends \ (ツ) /

"Wait, do you guys have, like, home videos of Robin?" Artemis asked, smirking as she connected the dots. "Well, they're not really 'home videos' cause he wasn't actually at his home..." - Diana and Dinah show the team a few videos of Robin when he was 9 year old - Cute, Fluffy, Family/Friendship, No Slash

What would happen if Draco got his wish with one slightly drunk Harry?

The team find out what Robin's identity is, but that doesn't necessarily mean they discover Batman's. After all — Bruce Wayne couldn't POSSIBLY be Batman, right?

One-shot. The reason why Dick and Barbara don't do PE class. Crack-fic!

A week full of Birdflash matrimonial goodness. (Backstory loosely based on my Nightwing: Under the Red Hood fic, but reading that isn't necessary.)

Robin has to deal with the consequences of a team mission gone wrong.

HPDM slash. Harry saves Draco's life. That should be the end of it. Except it isn't, because Draco keeps coming up with crazy things—and Harry goes along with it because he can't wait to see what Draco's going to come up with next. Updated every Thursday. COMPLETE.

The Young Justice Team reports their first mission in space as a complete success. They ended a war, they are now back on Earth, safe and sound, and, oh, Kid Flash and Nightwing may have gotten kind of alien-married. Accidentally.

Wally's five when he first hears about soulmates in a princess movie. The blond prince saves the blond princess from spending eternity locked away in a castle, they kiss, they get married and grow old together; it's very boring.

Harry says something to Hermione and from across the hall, they hear Draco laugh. Drarry oneshot fluff

Three months after his uncle died, Wally puts on the Flash suit.

Apparently Dick and Barbara aren't at the same place in their relationship. Dick wants to fix that.

A collection of birdflash ficlets based on prompts I get on tumblr

Seamus wakes up early only to notice something strange on Harry's lower back. Does Harry have a tattoo? If so, what is it? Drarry, also some Seamus/Dean and R/Hr. 8th year fic.

Batman asked Oracle to make a group Mailing List to help with missions and send out important messages to the Bat Clan. He didn't quite intend for it to be used for these purposes. Chapter 8: Red Hood needs info. Nightwing has no info. Nightwing has to bail Red Hood out of jail and Batman has to make sure everyone gets along.

"Don't listen to them, don't you ever listen to them. Listen to me, instead."

Dick decides to leave, feeling like he won't be missed by the man and the butler who took him in. Barbara is tired of feeling forgotten by her parents. Their worlds collide and both their lives are changed for the better. Dick/Babs. (Contains slight Robin AU origins.)

aka oh no my bff's hot

"You slit his throat?" Wally cut in, looking terrified, "And you beat him up with a crowbar?" "Are you sure you're the good guys?" Artemis said flatly. "Hey, no harm done," Todd waved his hand dismissively, "Just a little sibling rivalry. Timmy's the middle child so he gets picked on most. It's not like what I did was so bad compared to some people I could mention.

After a potions mix up Harry and Draco become adults, and professors! Concurrently Snape and McGonagall become teenagers. While trying to figure everything out and reverse this Harry and Draco learn things about each other. They are the only ones who can sympathize with each others situation. Fluff and heated situations ensue. Slash, Drarry. Will probably eventually be M.

Dick and Wally don't wanna suck at kissing so the logical thing to do is obviously practice with your best bro. Second version for the kissing practices prompt- BIRDFLASH, FLUFF.

Tim is weird, the team knows that. The team want to see how much of a creep Tim is. Dick happens to own a lie detector, don't ask why. Rated T for creepy Tim and annoyed Tim. Enjoy, I might do more, if requested, no longer a one-shot!

Artemis leaps to her feet, vaults over the couch and tries to punch him, red hot fury pouring through her veins. How dare he be like that, how dare he say something like that, how dare— Robin grabs her arms, holding her back. "Hey, c'mon now, he didn't mean anything by it!" "What did I say?" Wally demands. "I'm trans, you ass," Artemis snaps.

Tim agrees to a double date, he regrets it. Rated T for mentions of Tim being a creep, in multiple ways. Bit of a bad summary, but oh well, please enjoy, one-shot for now!

Two years after Wally quits superheroing, he comes back for one last mission.

McGonagall has created a 'stress reliever' for the eighth years, something to take their minds off the finished war. Art class. Somehow, along the line, Harry and Draco become friends. Then much more. All because of a little thing called lead. WARNING MALE X MALE. Harry x Draco. Harry Potter.

Artemis and Roy both get ditched by their dates and decide to take their revenge (rated T for some intense making out)

Dick just wants to be normal for one day. Birdflash.

Everyone knew Dick and Barbara would get married eventually, including Dick's five-year-old daughter Mar'i. But, if she already has a Mommy, what should she call Barbara?

Oneshot, apocalyptic AU. They didn't have much time left, they both knew that there was no escaping. Wally held out his hand "May I have this dance?"

Riza's monthly visitor affects not only her, but the team as well. They decided to cheer her up to lessen her stress. Team Mustang Royai.

The mission went wrong. Timothy Drake, Robin III, was not supposed to be raped. But he was. And now he was hurt, broken. However, maybe with the support of such family and friends, recovery is possible. Only time will tell. - WARNING: Very heavy first chapter.

"You're hella gay, I'm hella straight. But you're my best friend so be my date?". Dick Grayson is straight, Wally West just came out as gay. However, Wally is feeling down because he has no date for prom. Dick, being the great best friend he is, will have none of that... - Can be seen as super close friendship or Birdflash. Oneshot.

"I'm really bad at first dates, so, tomorrow's gonna suck, I'm just calling to give you a heads up." aka the fic in which Dick and Wally are the best boyfriends because they're best friends

Same-sex marriage is legalized in the United States and Wally has a very important question to ask his boyfriend. Birdflash

It's not every day where love wins. In celebration of the equal marriage laws passed in America.

After months (years, really) of pining, Harry accidentally asks Malfoy out on a date.

"So. Sitrep. I'm stuck in a cave with no way to communicate to the outside world that I'm alive, and a couple of hundred feet of rock between me and help..." - Or, cave rescue, Avengers style. Takes place at some non-specific point in time after Iron Man 3 and before Age of Ultron. Established Steve/Tony, though it's mainly in the background.

It was a good day for Robin, until he received a terrible news. His uncle Rick was going to die. His last wish was to see him. That reverts him into small, broken Dick Grayson. As he bids farewell to his last living family, he breaks down. At least he has a father, and a brother, who pick up the broken pieces. One-shot. Major Daddybats and Wally/Dick friendship.

Robin was the Team's hacker and acrobat. Kid Flash was the Team's resident speedster. They were best friends. But... how do these two show each other that?

Draco Malfoy was still slightly awed to be standing on the doorstep of Number Twelve Grimmauld Place. He never would have thought that Harry Potter's very public and very ... sweary, emotional explosion would have led to him offering Draco, of all people, a job. DM/HP Rated for language, themes and sexual content ::::::::::NEW EPILOGUE ADDED 13th June 2015:::::::::::

"The nerdy puns are bad, but I actually enjoy listening to you talk." He says and Wally's world stops. He knows these words. " AKA the soulmate AU fic no one asked for.

Our favorite bird never forgets. Oneshot, slight Dick/Babs.

Jaime finds out that the entire team ships Bluepulse and goes pretty much insane. Slash/Crack oneshot Rated T for Trolling.

Because before the Team, before Batman, before the fall, he'd made everything himself. The sewing machine just brought it all back.

How Wally and Dick found out Roy was with Jade. Includes my take on how Roy might have proposed. Rated T because RoyxJade KISSING! Very subtle hints of Spitfire because it's canon. Takes place during the five year time skip.

Dick laughs again and it's so pretty Wally can't help but think that pretending to be in love with him won't be so difficult. (aka dick and wally pretend to date as elaborate prank and no one's really surprised)

Steve Rogers has a schedule, and you don't mess with that schedule. (Companion to Steve's phone)

It was a simple enough question, and it shouldn't have hurt as much as it did. "Is Batman your dad?"

HPDM slash, past HPGW. A Dark hex dissolves Harry's marriage to Ginny, and sends Harry down into a spiral of depression. To console himself, he keeps a private journal in the persona of Ethan Starfall, normal wizard with a big family. Draco sends a desperate letter asking for help with Scorpius; Harry finds it, and responds as Ethan. Perhaps he shouldn't have. COMPLETE.

When Steve wants to know, why Tony loves him, Tony comes up with a hundred equally weird and adorable reasons. Series of (mostly) short one-shots. Stony with side Clintasha. Rated T because of (mainly) Clint, a bit of Tony, not that K rated language and bunch of nakedness.

Tony Stark continuously alternates between being the egotistical genius playboy we love, calling all the world to kneel before him, and a self-destructive, self-loathing man who can't even look Captain America in the eye much less think up a solid reason his life is worth a dime. LOTS of Tony angst for his less than mighty moments.

A mission where girls are going missing has brought Edward Elric back to his hometown to find out who exactly is doing this. But will the team working with him find out something about him as well? WARNING: Contains self harm! Updates every Wednesday!

All the most popular Drarry tropes compiled in one place. Including Veela, rentboy, jealousy and more! Sort of a prompt and fill. Most recent cliché - Vampire

amor fati (latin): LOVE OF DESTINY. Through a slight twist in fate, Dick Grayson's parents survive on that fateful day in the circus. However, you'll find that destiny has a way of making up for itself. OR - all roads lead home. AU. Canon couples.

Wally discovers something about his best friend, and Dick isn't happy about him finding out.

There's a hole in the kitchen floor and Artemis seems to be the only one who cares.

In which Sherlock struggles not to let his other addictions get the best of him, and John misjudges a cold. (Warning: self harm fic)

Sequel to Green and Silver. After they came out to the whole school, Harry insisted that Draco should wear his Gryffindor uniform. Draco refused, but Harry was able to convince him. Curse Potter!

A slight AU of 6th year. Lupin is teaching the class about Boggarts again, and is giving everyone a chance to face their fear. What on earth could Draco Malfoy have to fear? Chapter 2 now added.

Roy's majorly crushing on Dick and he finally gets to have a date with the acrobat. As time passes, will their relationship work out?

A collection of one shots and drabbles that are based on my favourite bat and bird.

The morning after a night of Draco and Harry's escapades, in rush of being late for class, Harry grabbed and wore the wrong set of colors. It just so happened that his most hated teacher was the first to inform him.

Sequel to Dark Days of Christmas. Back at School the Slytherin's miss causing mischief and decide to brew a love potion to make Draco declare his undying love for Harry Potter. However, after waiting a week with no results the Slytherin's can't understand what went wrong. It isn't until much later that Blaise figures out why. It's not his fault. No one ever reads the introductions!

The team is sent out to stop Scarecrow, and Robin's the first one in the building.

They Find Howard Stark's old workshop boarded up in the basement of the New York office during renovations.

HPDM slash. The day Harry stops Malfoy and his son from being bothered in Diagon Alley starts a strange series of interactions between them. Who knew there was a pure-blood custom for every situation? COMPLETE.

Oneshot, HPB AU, Draco's boggart is Lucius Malfoy, Harry comforts him.

HPDM slash. Harry has never accepted that anything is impossible, and that includes persuading Draco to come out. COMPLETE.

Tony falls apart on the kitchen floor one morning. Steve feels like a jackass. Clint is enjoying his new position as team therapist.

Dick Grayson knew a lot of things. He was fluent in Romani, brilliant at math and he could land a triplesault from twenty feet up. Of all that though, he had never known anything more than the fact that he and the other five patients at Arkham Asylum didn't belong there.

In a mission gone wrong, Robin finds himself being forcefully interrogated under...influence. "Now, you're probably wondering why we haven't just yanked your mask off and been done with this whole thing, hmm? It's because this way is so much more fun."

"We were worried and we flew all the way here only to find out you've already rescued yourself? Like, that's rude of you."

Wally West was only supposed to be that freckle-faced nerd who got pummelled in dodgeball – at least, that's what Central High thought. Of course, perhaps having Dick Grayson walk up to him during school might change that. Really, what was that bird thinking? Not that Wally was going to complain.

31 weeks ago John noticed something wasn't quite right with Sherlock. He'd never eaten during cases before, but is this any different...? (Eating disordered Sherlock)

When Harry learns his old Hogwarts rival is in the hospital, he decides it's time to make amends for their past. Oneshot. Slash. Trigger Warning: suicidal themes.

"He's alright, Batman," the speedster promised, keeping his voice low. "I've got him." Slight Birdflash

What would it be like if heroes and villains used social media? Find out. More ideas welcome, but try to keep it clean.

Robin and Kid Flash aren't dating, but neither are Richard Grayson and Wally West.

No one expected Wally and Dick's vows to be serious. They could have gone with less comments about each other's butts, though.

5 times the Team got a glimpse of Nightwing's protective side…and 1 time he got a glimpse of theirs. Set just before Season 2!

In the summer after his third year, Harry Potter finds a CD and changes the fate of the wizarding world. Punk Harry, so there will be swearing/smoking/drinking etc. H/D pairing. Don't like, don't read.

Draco Malfoy wasn't gay, he just happened to enjoy "playing" with Potter. A lot.

E/O Challenge - "Show me your scars." Sam arched an eyebrow at the odd request. "What?" Dean didn't blink. "You heard me. Show me your scars."

On his days off, it isn't unusual for Dick to go to school with Wally.

Robin knows a jumper when he sees one. He knows what to say, what to do. But sometimes, it isn't enough. Sometimes, they jump, and sometimes, he can't save them. Bad summary, please read. T 'cause I'm paranoid.

Because they're on and off, yes and no. But no relationship can be perfect, right? Wally and Dick just want to make it work...

A bunch of one-shots about our favourite bird and his native language. There will be fluff, angst, humor, happiness, sadness, and just general feels all around. Oh, and brotherly fluff, yeah, lot's of that. Also taking requests! Just PM me or something.

It's 2004. Harry, 24, has left the Auror program to become a Professor at Hogwarts. He enjoys the quiet life he has there until a new Potions professor is hired. Harry quickly become completely smitten, though too insecure to reveal his true feelings. Especially when the object of his desire seems to have interest elsewhere. Drarry, fluff and future lemons. Complete

"Stop laughing," he says again. "Just stop laughing."

Draco has been through hell and he just can't take it anymore. It has to stop. He has to go. He should have known someone would think differently.

Robin is kidnapped by Slade after the Red X incident. Unable to escape, Robin must endure the hardship under Slade's capture. After Robin is nearly beaten to death, Slade's friend intervenes on Robin's behalf and demands they start anew. But will the bond they begin to form tear down Robin's morals, or will it throw the old saying "Can't teach an old dog new tricks" out on its tail

There are lots of things you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Amestris...too bad our favorite characters are going to do it all anyway. The country can use all the chaos it can get! How many headaches can one group of people cause? Let's find out!

Alone in the office with a bottle of whiskey. And a red blur.

Draco Malfoy is a brilliant freelance cursebreaker and the only one who can help the Department of Magical Law Enforcement with a very dangerous case, but more importantly, he's wearing six-inch heels, and Harry cannot handle it, he really just can't.

ed has horrible taste; al is sassy an impatient / post-promised day edwin-ish oneshot.

Wayne Tech is hosting its 75th annual Masquerade Ball and the reporters are all dying to know who the stranger on Dick Grayson's arm is. Birdflash

With the latest rumour to hit the entertainment world, Nightwing struggles to convince everybody that Dick Grayson was NOT marrying Barbara Gordon, while dealing with a team that seemed to be more fascinated by celebrities than their own training.

It's one thing to discover you're gay at eighteen, another one to realise you have a crush on your long-term enemy, but you can tell things are definitely going to get complicated when you accidentally say his name as your girlfriend kisses you... HP/DM. Eighth year fic.

Gotham's villains do their best to help Batman raise Robin - Dick - from age nine to eighteen. Problems will expand over regular problems parents face to the most ridiculous. Series of one-shots. Rated T for possible angst and hurt/comfort later on.

Kakashi tilts his head, gray eye analyzing her carefully for tells. He finds nothing. "I've never seen you before in my life," he says flatly. (Kakashi wakes up fourteen years old.) kid!fic/de-aging

[Gift fic!] In order to find out who has been sexually assaulting students at Gotham Academy, and against his mentor's initial inclination, Dick goes undercover at his own school. He knows he will be at risk, but it's all for the sake of the mission. It's always about the mission.

Set four years after the Battle of Hogwarts, three years after Draco was abducted by person or persons unknown. Draco is now living in a small Muggle community and working in a library with no idea the Wizarding World exists, until one day, a bloke with a mop of just-shagged black hair comes in for storytime with a little boy to get out of the rain. H/D Slash.

(High School AU) When four friends are forced to ask the school loner, Jack Frost, to help them with this year's Christmas benefit none of them think he's going to agree, but he does. Things are about to get interesting and they're going to discover that there's more to Jack than meets the eye.

What Tony wants is secrecy. What he knows he needs is help; an anchor in the rough sea of his mind. So even though he fights the intrusion, he had to cave eventually. Slash. Stony. Warning for mentions of self-harm.

Sometimes, it only takes the disappearance of one person for the whole world to feel empty. One shot. Warnings: disturbing subject matter.

A mild send-up on a popular genre of Harry Potter fanfiction. As much as I enjoy them, some practical considerations come to mind. Inevitably, Harry has one specific ally in all those fics ... but what if that entity took a different view on things?

When Superman confronts Batman about his odd behaviour, Batman isn't sure how to react. SuperBat with Trans!Batman

Exactly what the title says. Father and son Barry and Wally, BarryxIris, BIRDFLASH, possibly hinted Longshot if you want to see it that way. Rated T for suggestiveness {REALLY OBVIOUS SUGGESTIVENESS} and paranoia.

When normal people have bad days, they get pooped on by birds or trip in the middle of a crowded street. When superheroes have bad days, secrets come to light.

Harry is not quite himself after hanging out at a pub with Neville to catch up on events. Enter Draco Malfoy, drunk, amorous, and oh-so-interested in not-Harry. MATURE CONTENT EVENTUALLY, I'M SURE.

This is a spot for one-shots when I'm not feeling happy. Just to get stuff off my chest. I don't count it as a story, but whatever. It's kinda depressing. Sorry. Just lost my goldfish, so . . . yeah.

Tim was shot and Dick decides to exact revenge. Dark!Dick

Damian Wayne doesn't think he's a good person, but maybe he will realize he is. One-shot.

Wally just had to play a game. Did he really think he would win a card game against the protege of Batman? It's all second nature to the Boy Wonder after all. One shot, may turn into more, I own nothing. Robin being awesome with a little crack at the end.

It was a simple question really. Contained around four words . . . easy, simple words by themselves, so what was so hard about it?

There was a boy in the mirror, that only Damian could see. He had blue eyes and dark skin and would sit there and listen to Damian talk. He had no name, except that of "The Boy" because he could not speak. But he was Damian's greatest friend.

Jason recieves a call from Dick that makes him believe Dick is dying. Jason rushes over to his big brother's apartment and finds a very different situation: A very drunk Dick Grayson. Wally, Roy and Jason team up to make Dick drunk dial other members of the Batfamily.

One Shot: Tony manipulates the team to watch Twilight. Fury finds out. Humor ensues. Little bashing.

Dick knew without having to see the gun what Wally was planning on doing.

Robin, KF, and Speedy (RED ARROW!) have been turned back to when they first became the sidekicks (PARTNERS!) all thanks to Klarion. How will the rest of the YJ Team React? And what happens if pasts are revealed? *6 year old Robin*8 year old, abused KF* and a moody 11 year old named Roy. Rated T in case I may put violence in here later!

Dick, for all his brains, never quite understood the meaning of the word "pretty". Alfred, as the man and grandfather who'd taught him English in the first place, explains it to him. And Bruce always says, NEVER argue with Alfred...

Just some one-shots between Roy, Dick, and Wally. Brother bonding fic. Not slash

After a battle the YJ team realise there's something not right with Nightwing. Superboy deals with the fallout as they struggle to get their leader back. Slight Aster at times.

Two years after defeating the Invasion, Bart becomes Kid Flash. All it takes is a shot to the knee by Deathstroke, awkward puberty and...books. Lots and lots of books. Bart Allen x Tim Drake; minor Dick Grayson x Wally West.

It's been two years since Wally's disappearance at the end of Endgame... And Dick, Dick can't cope. He can't even cope when his lover comes back. Birdflash. One-shot; complete.

This was a headcanon from Tumblr by umbubyingotham. Dick quit the team and left Kaldur in place because he was planning on going home and killing himself. Beware, major character death and incredible amounts of feels. You have been warned

Series of short stories about Bruce and Richard. About the trials they have to go through as father and son. Chapter eleven: There's A First For Everything (TAFFE): Dick's first patrol as Robin sees a lot of action, to his dismay from the sidelines, but at least he's nice and warm in Batman's cape.

John goes on a talk show to tell the world his side of Sherlock's 'suicide'.

Dick's depression waves were always spaced out and triggered by something random that he saw that reminded him of his past. Since meeting him, Dick has only ever really gone to Wally for comfort. But right now his comforter may not be the happiest to see him. ONE-SHOT

Dick has been kept in the dark for too long, but only after the death of a dear friend does he discover the truth: He has a son, Damian. Raising the brat will be hard enough, but protecting him from the League of Shadows? He may need to enlist some help. Daddy!Nightwing, Supportive!Team, eventual Bat!family.

A nice slightly fluffy story about the Dark Knight's artistic skills and some drabbles about the mayhem caused by the Bat-Clan. Currently being revised, open to ideas.

A quiet night at 221b escalates into something much more serious. And it all starts with a shattered teacup. Rated T for some brief language and minor mentions of self-harm.

Dick Grayson's time is running out. He only has three weeks to live after a group of kidnappers inject him with a toxin. Will he survive? And how will he handle his last few weeks, the symptoms, and the toll it takes on his emotions? Better yet, how will he tell Wally and his teammates?

When his last stab at making up with Bruce falls through, what does Dick have to look forward to in the New Year? T for language, self-harm.

"Robin is my best friend. He doesn't tell me everything, but he doesn't have to. I trust him completely, and I'd do anything for him."; "I'm trusting you Wally," Bruce spoke in a low voice. "With our secret, with his safety, with /him/."; "'Cause that's what it all comes down to, really. Do I trust you? And the scary part is, I think I do." BirdFlash.

Season two: Tim watches Dick fall apart under the stress.

Dean has a secret, one that he's kept for over ten years, but after a long internal struggle with himself Dean realizes he has to tell Sammy; that he can't keep this shameful secret to himself any longer. Rated for implied sexual relations, slight language, and kissing. Dean/Cas

The three times Wally West made sure Dick Grayson lived to fight another day, and the one time he didn't have to. WARNING: Suicide fic(ish), modified 5-1 (3-1, because I am a rebellious moron and I don't like retconning things.)

Draco and Harry finally reveal their relationship a bit impromptu. EWE.

The Team celebrates Thanksgiving. Food flies. Raquel doesn't know her holidays. Billy is an honorary member. Football plays a role. Connor's sentimental meter is reached.

He might not be the world's best friend, or greatest detective but he could stay up all night in silence all night if that was what Wally needed. WARNING: character death, child abuse. TRIGGER WARNING: attempted suicide and self harm

He kissed her in the rain that night. Dick&Babs.

In which Robin walks in on the team eating pre-packaged cookies and stages a cookie-intervention. Because something is obviously wrong here. Now added- Team actually meets Agent A, but don't really know it's him so they don't know they should be peeing their pants. A is awesome, of course, and Robin is a troll.

Robin folded his arms across his chest, watching the building get devoured piece by piece, brick by brick. "Do you need me there? I'm pretty sure Bats can handle it. Fires are such trivial things..."

Bart wants Dick Grayson as a friend. As a special friend. As, the Tuxedo Mask to his Sailor Moon! Plus Fondue! And, well. Dick wants...to pretend none of this is happening. Fortunately, Nightwing's on the job. BartxDick, NightwingImpulse

One Shot: What would the batclan have for power rings if they were deputized during Blackest Night? well... that wasn't Dick's question at the breakfast table. His question was why Superman was in his dream wearing a green tutu. CRACK!

Tim didn't really like close contact that much, but when Dick needed it, he was there to oblige.

Robin and Kid Flash are old friends. Who knew? It's not like they've been in each other's lives these last few years.

Wally convinces Robin to go on a date with him. Robin isn't sure about his feelings. Onesided KF/Rob Rated T for an ignorant snob on a bus and slight bloodshed. Threeshot, now with happy ending.

"We're teammates. Nightwing needs both of us, and we can't let him down. I'll protect you. I will save you. But we aren't friends."

Sometimes there's a lot of truth in the expression 'Blind as a Bat.' Following the events of Auld Acquaintance, Batman discovers just how blinkered his vision has become. One shot.

Nightwing gets sick and the team's females are a little too eager to help. Set during the time skip. This should be included in my Boy Wonder series, but I have a very similar request for that series that I'm working on. Fluffy with bits of humor. Cover is my drawing of Nightwing from forever ago. Enjoy!

Dick is standing at the top of Wayne Tower, ready to jump, ready to fall. Ready to end his life… Wally is running faster than he's ever been, grabbing, catching. Can he make Dick see the sense in life again? High T rating. Slash: Kid Flash/Robin – Wally/Dick.

It's Eighth year, and Draco is broken, ostracised. One person prefers him the way he was, full of life – Draco just needs to learn to trust in hope. Written for the 2012 HD Smoochfest

Wally and Dick are arguing over which sounds better: 'Wally Grayson' or 'Richard West', when Artemis and M'gann walk in on them. Confusion, dramatic proposals, and swooning Robins ensue. Wally/Dick bromance, but drop the 'b' if you'd like. Pre-Invasion.

On the eve of his sixteenth birthday, Draco Malfoy discovers something about himself. He's a Veela. And his mate is Harry Potter. Fate can really be a bitch sometimes. HPDM Slash Veela fic.

It didn't really matter to her that almost everyone saw her as a boy, because as Robin the 'Boy Wonder,' she was able to help so many people and help Batman fight the good fight. Written for YJ anon meme, features fem!Robin

The Malfoys have always been very clear as to what they hold in high regard, such as wealth and blood purity, but as Pansy and Blaise found out in July of last year, there are some values which leave deeper impressions than even a Dark Mark.

Proctor/Hale! Hale visits Proctor's cell to try and convince him to live.

Of course when all the Robins get together they end up traveling to a different dimension, and instead of trying to find a way home, they do what they do best. Argue.

One-shot M/R SLASH Funny little thing I wrote where Spencer gets a wake up call one morning when he's late for work and the team hears a little more than they're supposed to.

With food. Tim meets the love of Dick Grayson's life.

Draco is angry and unsettled after a brief sexual encounter with Harry Potter. Harry cannot be found, but Draco's Slytherin housemates want to know what's going on. MATURE CONTENT BLAH BLAH

Wally didn't understand why it kept happening; every time they came close to a kiss, someone would interrupt them! It was seriously becoming ridiculous. One day, he would kiss that Boy Wonder, even if it did kill him. YJAM fill, slash! Please review!

Wally swallowed, mouth suddenly dry. He wanted to repay Robin in kind; wanted to tell him his own deep secret. But after that, how could he? How could he tell Robin that he was completely wrong about him? So Wally didn't say anything. BirdFlash.

Sometimes Robin and Dick Grayson felt like two completely different people. Especially if one was your best friend... and one was your boyfriend. KF/Rob slash.

McGonagall's inter-house unity nights bring Harry and Draco closer than they ever would have thought possible. Originally a one shot, now with a sequel. Muggle games, broom cupboards, fluff, humour, smut. Hogwarts 8th year fic, EWE

One shot: Bruce doesn't have anger management problems. Really, he doesn't. So why are there pamphlets and phone calls telling him otherwise? "Dick..."

HPDM. Snape's point of view. HBP!AU. Dumbledore is worried, but Severus has good news. Well, it's good for him. For Harry and Draco? Not so much. SLASH. HUMOR. COMPLETE.

Harry meets the parents of his new boyfriend.

Let's just say Roy has his moments... Roycentric drabbles, mainly RoyEd and many other pairings!...And just much random fluffehness! Expect EVERYTHING!

Came to me while listening to Owl City's song Cave In. I consider this practice for better writing, so don't hesitate to criticize.

No one knew Draco had a daughter, but due to unfortunate circumstances surrounding the end of the War he'll have to bring her to school for his eighth year. Perhaps a bit of innocence can help to open eyes.

Or, Don't Look A Gift House in the Mouth. In the days, weeks and months following the final battle, can two men set aside their differences in order to guarantee the safety and survival of an innocent child? NC-17 HPDM

When everybody wants a ninja, who do they turn to? Robin, of course!

HPDM slash, creaturefic. Given phoenix wings by a misfired curse, Harry wants to get rid of them as soon as possible. But Draco Malfoy has a strange investment in his keeping them. COMPLETE.

Harry returns to Hogwarts for his "8th year" in order to pass his N.E.W.T.s and make it into the Auror program. One of his classes is Muggle Studies and the new teacher has a brilliant idea to help them appreciate certain forms of Muggle entertainment.

Wally and Dick reveal Batman's secret identity to the team.

Wooing women is serious business. Not slash.

Robin's acting funny... T because I'm paranoid. :P

The 6th year Gryffindor's are bored, to cure their boredom they decide to play 'I Spy'. A passing Draco decides to join in. With Draco participating Harry takes his chance to announce his desire to 'tap' Draco. Crack ensues.

Three moments when Robin uses other people as human jungle gyms. Drabbly-pieces. Silly. Prompt inside.

Robin was only lucid a little less than half the time. No one could really blame him. Not after what he'd been through; Crazy!Robin, Rated M for non-explicit rape scene, ANGST

Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy occupy the two extreme ends of the Hogwarts social ladder. Against all odds, they meet in the middle in their sixth year, and it's nothing short of scandalous. Rated M. Eventual slash. Completed.

While looking for Raven down in hell, Slade and Robin talk. Oneshot.

The Boy Wonder stood beside Superboy for a moment, masked eyes watching the ocean and drinking in the beauty of it. Then his face went solemn. "Listen, I know what you're going through."

To Harry, Valentine's Day is the most dreadful day of the year.When Hogwarts throws a Valentine's Day Masquerade, it only adds to his dampened spirts. That is,until a pair of silver eyes hidden beneath a mask make him forget his Valentine's Day blues.

So, this is really, really, ridiculous, but it was fun to write. Basically, Naru gets tried of Mai wandering off at night and decides to literally teach her a lesson. RxR please!

What happens when a drunken party game gets a little out of hand? dm/hp drarry slash

It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.

As if NEWTS weren't enough, Dumbledore's gone and had another one of his bright ideas. If all ends well, the Houses will be getting along in no time. Or according to Harry's correspondent, hailing the Apocalypse. OotP/HBP/DH disregaded.

Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, Aurors, are forced to join a televised global race in order to provide some free positive publicity for the Ministry, despite the fact that Aurors Potter and Malfoy don't exactly get along. MATURE ADULT CONTENT. It's also my favourite fic.

This began as a one shot on an anonymous meme. The prompt was, "Roy ends up maimed in some way, maybe from being captured/tortured; Ed is the one who finds/rescues/takes care of him". It kind of ran away with me and this is the story that resulted.

A collection of royai stories and drabbles based on various themes from various places.

Established Relationship. Harry and Draco meet in the Room of requirement and contemplate coming out

After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le

My first Royai. Got this idea from another fanfic on dA. Go look it up; When Boredom Strikes. Do not own FMA.

Riza stopped pacing and dropped on the couch in a most undignified way. “How can I feel that way about a person who is so... infuriating?” -- Royai. Rated for brief mention of adult themes. Now a TWO-SHOT.

Roy and Riza's kids hear something that worries them coming from their parent's bedroom and go to their great grandfather for help. ROYAI

Harry and Draco decide to indulge in some exhibitionism to teach Ron, Seamus and Dean a lesson after Draco gets tired of them teasing Harry. This is H/D with a side of solo!Ron. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.

This will be a series of holiday drabbles in 24 parts! Harry and Draco, of course, wherein Harry becomes obsessed with Draco's voice. Among other things... HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!

He's a Slytherin, he's blonde, he's arrogant, and they say he's cold and heartless. What they don't realise is, he's afraid, he's alone and he's bleeding. Can anybody save Draco Malfoy? HARRY/DRACO SLASH WARNING: CONTAINS SELF-HARM

Reid decides to act on his feelings for Morgan. Garcia decides to help. Reid/Morgan.

When the usual channels of communication are shut down, the most surprising people can find a way in. A strange little love story. HPDM slash, AU 7th-year fluffy!verse.

Draco is alone, and somewhat lost. He stumbles across a boggart one day and someone saves him. Draco's life will never be the same. Warning: Self-Harm, and Suicide attempt. SLASH rated for a large amount of swearing

Riza walks in on her boyfriend Roy as he is does something embarrassing. What is it and how will they react to his actions. Royai

HPDM slash. Draco is imprisoned and tortured by a mad Lucius after the war. He uses astral travel to spare his sanity. Imagine his surprise when he comes on Harry Potter, a werewolf Harry Potter, in the Forest of Dean. COMPLETE

It’s Harry’s last Day at Hogwarts. Something sexy happens. His name is Draco Malfoy.

Post-DH, EWE, pre-slash. At Narcissa’s fortieth birthday reception Harry reacquaints himself with ducks, rain and Malfoy.

In twenty-four hours, the Ministry will take your life. Until then, I’m all yours. HPDM slash, first person narrative. Character death. Quick, rough, raw, sad. My apologies.

Three years after Bruce and Clark decide to settle on the label "friends with benefits," Lois Lane gets married to someone else. Who is there to help Clark through his heartbreak but his good friend Bruce Wayne? SLASH WARNING.

Colonel Mustang and Fullmetal fight to keep each other alive in the wake of a deadly car accident. One-shot.

Riza attends a Halloween party and learns exactly why her friends picked out the vampire costume for her. ROYAI Challenge Fic Challenge words from Fullmetal Demon Alchemist.

New & Improved! COMPLETE! HP/DM, SS/HG: Dumbledore's scheme to create House Unity has great consequences. House Mascots, Traded Prefects -- Snippy, Snarky, Snakes, Shagging, Snogging are included! Enjoy, thee, thee, thee . . . Thank you and goodnight!

Riza goes to pick Roy up from the bar in what she deems as the typical Friday night. Little does she know that she will get a huge surprise from a drunken Roy. Birthday fic for Mrs. Riza Mustang. ROYAI

Definition: Expressing an idea with less emphasis or in a lesser degree than is the actual case. Example: Kazuya Shibuya was having a bad day. NaruxMai.

One hundred letters, written back and forth between Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy over the course of twenty-five years.

Elecia makes a request to a shopping mall Santa and he decides to make an effort to get her request to come true. ROYAI!

Roy Mustang is sent to Lior and captured. After five long weeks of torture, will he ever recover? Roycentric angst and violence.

Winry had never gotten so drunk... Winry had never gotten too hot in her work clothes... Winry had never learned a foreign languge, etc. Some serious, some humor, and some purely crack. Nine drabbles and ficlets in one for your reading pleasure. EDWINRY

On a night in their seventh year, Draco gives Harry a kiss. A couple of years later, Harry wonders what would have been if he had shaken Draco's hand on that fateful first trip to Hogwarts and travels back in time to find out ... ONE-SHOT.

HPDM slash, DH SPOILERS, but ignores epilogue. Draco knew Potter had changed, but he never suspected how much until Granger asked his help to get Potter back to normal. Oneshot.

Draco, Harry, and Hermione are trapped in Trelawney's tower on a hot afternoon. Draco convinces them to play cards to pass the time. Too bad they don't allow three character selections, because... yeah. Mature adult content like whoa.

Sequel to Truth in the Dark: I have fallen into the darkness, but I no longer fight it. I've accepted my new role, my soul is bursting in an evil joy. Death is my game now, pain my ally. I once was Robin...now I am Reaper.

Can Roy help Edward fight a battle with a demon the Colonel's met once before? ONESHOT. NONYAOI Parental!RoyEd. Warning: attempted suicide

[Royai] On a day left alone in the office, Havoc, Breda, Falman and Feury discover something interesting about their superior officers.

Slade spots the perfect opportunity to seize what is rightful his once again, the perfect apprentice.

[Valentines Day Oneshot][NOT a songfic] Lt. Riza Hawkeye is sick of all the Valentines she recieves. But there is one man, who won't give up. [RoyRiza FLUFF]

With a little help from Team Gai, Team 7 teaches Kakashi a lesson on the consequences of being late.

Havoc wonders why Mustang and Hawkeye aren't in a relationship. The answer may surprise you. It certainly surprised Havoc! Rated M as a precaution. No explicit sex but sexual language and profanity abound. Royai, RoyRiza

Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]

[Complete] Roy's family comes for a visit. Needless to say, Edward isn't exactly thrilled about it . . . especially when he finds out what Roy's been hiding from him. [RoyEd]

[Complete] James and Sirius decide to set up a game of Secret Snog for Valentine's Day, and convince Remus into joining. Rule: You must snog the person whose name you pick out of the hat. Who'll get to snog our two favorite canines? SBRL slashiness

Shunned by his housemates and left sarcastic and bitter, with the war over and won what is Harry to do now he can live? Answer: turn to tobacco and self harm while developing a romance with a once hated enemy now friend and confident. (complete)

When Harry becomes a Slytherin, everything changes