Author has written 4 stories for Maximum Ride, and Hunger Games. OHIOH!!!! Good morning random person. My name is iluviggyhesthebest, AKA Kate. (that's ma real name) About MOI: I am obsessed with anime, and SPLATOONNNNNNNN. You're a kid now, you're a squid now, you're a kid, you're a squid, you're a kid, you're a squid, you're a kid, you're a squid...you're a kid...and a squid...yeah. You can never outgrow Kirby. Never. The most kawaii guy that ever lived. And yes, he's a GUY, btw, people that don't know... (You know who you are...) You know my stories, A Second Chance and Snow The Winged Girl? Well I'm Snow!! :D I bet you didn't see that coming from 132.76 miles away!! SARCASM. Is my favorite word. RED. Is my favorite color. E LITER 3K SCOPE. Is my murder weapon of choice. :P RANDOM WORDS: "Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair." "How NORMAL people flirt:" "Hey sexy;)" "How I flirt:" "If you were a tree... you'd be a good tree." "I don't know karate, but I do know crazy, and I'm not afraid to use it." "I hate it when strangers say "I don't bite." "Yeah, because the first thing I think when I meet somebody is "Holy shit, this bitch is gonna bite me." "There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go poke it with a stick." "I meant to behave but there were too many other options." "S.C.H.O.O.L.- Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life." "C.L.A.S.S.- Come Late And Start Sleeping." "F.I.N.A.L.S.- Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit." "Just remember; if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English." "I'm being mean? Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't take my "I give a shit" pills today." "I had 10 chocolate bars and ate 9. What do I have now?" "Oh, I don't know. Diabetes, maybe?" "Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues." "It's funny how when I'm loud, people tell me to be quiet, and when I'm quiet, people think there's something wrong with me." Nice favorite line: One Piece Abridged, 'None Piece' Episode 2: "I'm up to my tits in morons." I will now quote the entirety of episode 4 (to the best of my memory): wedding music* Nami: Best Honeymoon ever! Luffy: ..Kill meeee. Nami: haha! Pay him no mind! *whispers* unless you wanna die! *makes weird sound with mouth* Luffy: *points gun to his head* DO IT!! insert Crappy opening song here* Buggy: I be a clown pirate. Luffy: That's very interesting, you're very interesting. Buggy: Welcome to our humble abode. I see you've already met Nami. Allow me to introduce the rest of my crew. Luffy: CONSUME YOUR OWN PENIS, YOU UGLY FREAK! Luffy: *gets locked in a cage* You can't keep this monkey in a cage! WORDPLAY! I'll just have to rustle up some meat for survival... *reaches hand out* DAMN IT! Now I'll have nothing to offer up to the zombie overlords! What do you want from me, you weird space man?!! Buggy: ...uhhh... Nami: He thinks clowns are from space. Luffy: Clowns are from space. Buggy: *thinking* DAMN IT HE KNOWS! Luffy: *out loud* DAMN IT I KNOW! Random guy: I'm from Georgia! Zoro: Hey, what's going on? Buggy: Okay, who is this now? Luffy: Zoro! Where have you been?! Zoro: I was getting this sandwich. Luffy: KICKASS! Buggy: Seriously, who the hell is head of security? Zoro: Yeah dude, 4 different kinds of cheeses and six different kinds of meat. Buggy: Because they are fired. Zoro: I don't even know that many kinds of meat! Luffy: That sounds like some fine cuisine. Buggy: Stop talking about yo- Zoro: *slices Buggy into pieces* There was just no reasoning with him. *gets stabbed back* GYEHH! Buggy: No doubt you're impressed. My powers are an amazing sight to behold- Zoro: DAMN IT! YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE! FUCK! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!?! GOD! Buggy: ...you, you cut me into pieces. Zoro: I was fucking KIDDING! FUCK YOU! You're an asshole... Buggy: I wanted to be a doctor. Zoro: YAHH! *flips cannon towards Buggy/crew* SUCK IT! *EXPLOSION!* And...we'll end it there. :P PM ME WITH ANYTHING YOU WANNA SAY, I WILL REPLY AND WE CAN HAVE A WEIRD CONVERSATION!!! :D Kate |