Danny Phantom:

I've always wondered why everyone says that Dan is Danny's evil self. Danny's ghost half was in serious pain, not evil. It was when he fused with Vlad's ghost half that he became evil. So that means that Vlad's ghost half was the evil one, not Danny's. So why does everyone, the Observants, Clockwork, Danny, EVERYONE, blame Danny and his ghost half for the evil stuff? ? ? ? That has never made any sense to me. Sure, Danny set off the course of events that created Dan Phantom when he considered cheating, so I can see why he blames himself (and why the Observants blame him, they're morons), but it was STILL Vlad's ghost half that made Dan evil. Also, Dan's eyes are only Red because VLAD's ghost half has Red eyes.

Whoever said Happiness is Sunshine never Danced in the Rain.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile.

Sarcasm is your mind's natural defense against stupidity.

'An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctors cute, screw the fruit.

When life gives you lemons, make Grape juice, sit back, and watch the world wonder how you did it.

It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird

Haha. I don't get it

Don't follow me, I'm lost too.

The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.

How to live a long life: Don't annoy the crazy people.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

Don’t play dumb with me, I'll always win.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

I like work. It fascinates me. I could sit and look at it forever.

It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

-I'm nobody...Nobody is perfect... so I'm BETTER THAN YOUUUUUUUUUUU

This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.

If you've fallen off a cliff, you might as well teach yourself how to fly on the way down.

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

I didn't fall from heaven, I rose from hell.

I refuse to engage in an intellectual battle with an unarmed man.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run- he hates that.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it!

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!

I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.

I have a grip on reality--just not this particular one.

Have you ever heard that stupidity is a virus? Careful you might catch it! Ahh, too late...

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Tell your voices to SHUT UP...I can't hear mine...

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

There are two ways to argue with a woman. Neither one works.

Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 muscles to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.

Money can't buy happiness, but it sure does make misery a whole lot more pleasant.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

You aren't drunk until you have to grab the grass to keep from falling off the earth.

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick.

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

The next time someone tells me 'Sticks and Stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me' I will throw a dictionary at them.

I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.

If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but i work there, and I really don't want to see you every day.

Those who live by the sword… get shot by those who don’t.

I died, but Heaven wouldn't let me in and Hell was afraid I'd take over. So here I am! Aren't you glad?

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

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Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

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The Girl you just called fat? She has been starving herself & has lost over 30lbs. The Boy you just called stupid? He has a learning disability & studies over 4hrs a night. The Girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The Boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. There's a lot more to people than you think. Re-post if you're against bullying.

Girls

are like

apples on trees.

The best ones are

at the top of the tree. The

boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree.