So, dying sucks, but hey, I get a chance at reincarnation with a special power, and that power is 'The Gamer' so that's awesome! But... I'm being reincarnated into the world of Naruto, where giant chakra beasts can nuke you, crazy Uchiha roam who want to rule the world with the power of the moon, a guy who thinks he's a god wants to 'share his pain'. Yup, I am going to die again...

"You don't have to forgive me, but no matter what you decide to do from now on...know that I will always love you."- Itachi Uchiha Though he lived a strenuous life he was able to tell his younger brother Sasuke how he truly felt. But now he has been brought back once more and placed in a new world with more problems than he ever thought possible. Adopted from Anime hotty lover.18

You can't put a twenty-eight-year-old ridiculously competitive academic into one of the most prestigious clans containing more ridiculously competitive academics and expect nothing to go drastically wrong. [SI OC] {AU}

A woman from our world dies and then wakes up as an Uchiha brat. Cue freakout and gleeful ripping canon to shreds. Featuring whole Naruto Cast and a sprinkle of OCs. AU, Self-Insert, Fix-It. (And a lot of Canon-Breaking. It's degree of crackishness varies from chapter to chapter, from something fully serious to downright parody at times.)

"No one just falls into another world. It just doesn't happen." Full summary inside. Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-

She had spoken out of turn, but she didn't regret it. A small spark that lit the way towards a friendship that would have them both reconsidering their paths in life. Alone they were strong, but together they burned out their regrets and realized that maybe the way of the world, wasn't the way of their world.

By the end of the Third Shinobi War, she gained a spot in most Bingo Books with various monikers attached to her name: "Poison Apple," "Bloody Princess," and "The Mad Butcher." However, a small handful of Leaf ninja had another moniker for her: "The Bloody Oracle of Kiri". (Or: An SI/OC who's already got a screwed up moral compass and fits right in with the Bloody Mist.)

I don't get it. You'd think that after I died, I'd have gone somewhere other than Suna...But ya know, there's something...Fun...about people backing away from you in fear. I'm not evil though...and I'm only scary when someone wants me to be. I don't see why that makes me a demon...but I'll take it. I've even got a rival. Gaara...he's full-time scary. SI OC

Not everyone can be a hero. Sometimes you have to play the villain in order to save everyone. Realistic Antagonist OC. OC SI Self-Insert Antagonistic!OC

After the edo tensei was undone, Itachi gets offered a second chance by a dark being, the next thing he knows he has a twin sister, an older sister and two new parents, and they are all devils. I don't own anything! No Chakra Itachi, Itachi x harem(small), more information in ch1. Rated M because it's DxD.

Follow Uchiha Toshiko as she transforms from a perfectly 'average' academy student to fate's chewtoy, living a life that completely ignores the laws of life, death and time.

Peace is harder than it sounds; it has to be built, with words and promises and trust and compromise, and then maintained with dedication. Not everything survives the change, but there are new joys and treasures to be found as well. Sequel to Compass of thy Soul [SI-OC. Fluff, politics, fix-it. Guaranteed Space Alien Free.]

They thought he was a cold-blooded killer. He thought they were lazy and weak. However, this wasn't going to stop Kakashi from completing his mission. How hard could guarding this Potter person be? And why were wizards so nosy?

Changing the future wasn't easy. There would be a lot of lying. Deceit. Manipulation. Death. Especially if I wanted to change anything for the better. [Semi SI-OC]

After dying, being reincarnated as Hinata Hyūga was the last thing on my mind. Now, I have to decide what I want to do with this second chance at life. Should I stick with the anime/manga and live life like the original Hinata? Or should I stray away and try to create an impact on the Hyūga clan by changing its corrupt ways? Decisions decisions... SI!Hinata **ON INDEFINITE HIATUS**

"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.

Haruko Maito was a ballerina in her last life and finds herself as a ninja in her new one. No, she doesn't understand the connection either. She also doesn't understand why she's alive - if she's even alive in the first place - but she figures that she might as well have a bit of fun for as long as she's stuck on this disastrous ride. SI/OC as Gai's twin.

A rewrite of Sakura. In which a blunt, and eccentric OC is placed into the body of Sakura Haruno at the start of the series. Nothing at all could possibly go wrong. -COMPLETE-

The Akatsuki will go down in history as one of the truly evil organizations in the world of the Elemental Nations. The people who made up the Akatsuki however, will not be as easily judged. But what would happen if after their demise, the group that once demanded fear and awe was sent hurling into the world of the Justice League. Nothing uninteresting. That's for certain

Do not stand at my grave and weep. I am not there. I do not sleep. SI/OC-insert fanfic. Rated M for violence, strong themes, and language.

Waking up after sacrificing his life was a big surprise for Noctis. Even more so when he found out that this wasn't the Eos, but instead a place called Remnant. It's get worse when Noctis discovers a powerful sinister group that plans to destroy the kingdoms and take over the world. Well Noctis has already saved one world, so how hard can this be?

An arranged marriage story, because the world is not perfect when the great war ends. When other villages start demanding Naruto's friends as deterrents, alliance marriages spread like wildfire. What will Kakashi and the Mizukage's relationship become? Angst/Friendship/Romance, Rated Teen because it's a citrus-free romance story. Adult themes still discussed.

I expected to wake up in one of three places: the hospital, heaven, or hell. Imagine my surprise when I found myself slowly spinning on playground swings, seconds before the massacre of Uzushiogakure was to take place. A young Kushina, who is apparently my little sister, stared at me from across the playground. Male OC

Because you have no idea how irritating hearing the thoughts of the people around you can get. Especially when they're concocting villainous plans and tend to mentally laugh manically. SI-OC. Yamanaka Kekkai Genkai Mutation!OC. Shikamaru/OC

Kakashi was content with his life, content with his death. Until of course, he wasn't dead. Kakashi, now known as Kaminari, must now survive a world full of heroes. And naturally, things don't go quite to plan. bnhaxnaruto crossover cross-posted on ao3

A girl reborn into the world of ninja wants to escape the cycle of violence. Power is the only thing that brings freedom in the ninja world and she will have freedom... at any cost. However breaking the bonds she forms won't be as simple as she imagines. AU SI.

Being reborn into the Uchiha clan during the Warring Clans Era is surprisingly idyllic, so long as you don't mind hard work and are too young to know any of the people who are actually dying. But innocence never lasts, and trying to help family stay alive is a road strewn with a surprising number of pitfalls and last-minute diversions. [SI-OC. Fluff, politics, fix-it. No Aliens.]

They threw tomatoes at my face so it would match my hair. Personally I thought it was more like a strawberry. SI/reincarnation. Uzumaki twins.

Kakashi knew he was a pervert through and through, but there were lines he would never cross...and if crying would postpone this miserable process, then cry he would. AU/Timetravel. (Chapters 31-40 revamp in the making)

I was never afraid of dying. I lived my life to the fullest and expected it to be cut short, all because of my dangerous profession. I expected to die young. I expected hell. What I did not expect was for this shit to happen. OC-insert.

Inspired by Silver Queen's "Dreaming of Sunshine." Ripples turn into waves and crash upon the shores of what is and what could be, and I was just someone else who got pulled under. I didn't realize that even a drowning person makes waves of their own. A SI OC story.

You wake up in a world not your own; or is it? It doesn't matter. You've come equipped with a bit of science, some modern ideas, and the plot. You decide to figure it out day to day as you go along. OC SI

Rachel Greenwood was the self proclaimed queen of Los Angeles and all things fashion—until she fell off a balcony, drunk and high, and was reborn as a peasant. OC-Insert

Hatake Kakashi is reborn as Katniss Everdeen's younger sister. When Katniss volunteered for Prim, Kakashi volunteered for Katniss. A Naruto and Hunger Games crossover story. AU. [On Hiatus]

Kakashi dies to Pain's attack and wakes up in another world. It's a world where Kakashi hadn't failed Obito's final wish and sacrificed himself for Rin's sake instead. It's a Konoha too similar, yet so different that Kakashi can't bear to impose. So he doesn't – not as 'Kakashi', at least. Dimension Travel.

Narcissa Malfoy wants her baby boy to be safe. She knows that he is troubled with his mission from the Dark Lord. So, she gets help from a Hidden Continent. Where shinobi roam and will do anything for the right price. She didn't expect kids younger than her son to be the hired help. Join Team Minato as they go to Hogwarts while Minato gets to be their overprotective father.

Before the Vytal Festival, Ozpin realizes that they are massively overwhelmed and unprepared for what is coming, so he hires a team of shinobi to infiltrate and protect the school as transfer students from Mistral. What he doesn't expect, however, is a porn addict, two Uchihas and a mokuton user to be the elite team. The Sandaime must've been drunk when he assigned the mission.

Don't you hate it when you wake up and you don't know where you are? Me too, except I woke up in another universe. A semi SI OC story.

Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

In which Hatake Kakashi defies prophecies, reads self-indulgent porn and adjusts to his - er her new life as a daughter of a pompous god. A Naruto and Percy Jackson & The Olympians crossover story. AU. [Indefinite hiatus.]

'Karatachi Yagura vs. Karatachi Kagura'. Everything started from a single bad draw. But I suppose things didn't turn out that badly in the end.

Kakashi is a deserter from the Fire Nation, living in hiding with Sakura on Kyoshi Island. They lived out their days in peace, but everything changed the day Aang arrived. The character tags only let me tag four, but rest assured, Sasuke, Naruto, Iroh, Zuko, Sokka and everyone else will be involved in this fic. Most characters from both fics are mentioned if they are important.

I cannot move a single muscle as I stare at the piece of cloth hanging on the wall right across from my crib. A sheet with an all too familiar symbol stitched smack in the middle of it, its red and white coloring in a stark contrast against the dark blue surrounding it. I'm an Uchiha now. How is this even my life? Rated M for violence.

This is a co-written story between me and Damien Falls. After Itachi's death the Gods decides to give him a new life. With no memory of his past life he lives his new life as Itachi Hyoudou. With his new perverted little brother Issei Hyoudou. Rated M just in case. OOC Itachi at the start due to loss of his memory. We don't own Naruto or Highschool DxD. ch 1-2 re-written

I ended my first life by choice and was reborn into a world where trained killers were at every turn. Someone was having a laugh at my expense. Itachi/OC SI.

An edgy teenager pretending to be a psychopath pretending to be an edgier teenager pretending to be a bigger psychopath, is reincarnated into the world of Naruto with the powers of the Gamer. Chaos ensues.

A man wakes up to find himself inside the world of Naruto experiencing it via a video game. Forced to fight to survive, he sets upon a path of self-discovery, whether to save this world or destroy it. Self Insert. Finished, finally.

[DRABBLE] With the positive test held loosely in his hand, Kakashi struggled not to panic. He was pregnant. He had whelped. There was a tiny baby growing inside him. Oh Kami, Kakashi cursed, his face growing paler beneath his mask, he was pregnant with an Akatsuki member's baby. (Mpreg; Kakashi/Obito, Sukea/Tobi) [Part 1 of the KakaObi Honeypot verse]

"When did you start to remember?" He asked next, relaxing further in his seat, which Kyo found calming. In which another lease on life is a bit more complicated than Kyo had at first anticipated. OC Self-Insert.

Getting a second chance at life had been something I'd always thought possible. Being reborn into an imaginary world? Less so. Not that this turn of events was displeasing. On the contrary! Until, I knew exactly where I was thrown at. Right next to Orochimaru, shaping me, changing me, mutilating me into something unrecognizable. And it would cost the shinobi world dearly.

Under the crimson moon the world is bathed in a burning sea of red. On this night my seal will be broken, and when it does Arceus will rue the day he imprisoned me inside these walls of ink and parchment. My harbinger is coming... are you prepared?

During the final battle between Naruto and Sasuke, things don't go so smoothly. Sent off to another world, Naruto is ready for a new adventure. What awaits him in this new world where people not only have to deal with each other, but a race of creatures that solely exist to destroy humanity?

The components are all there, but you shift the setting a little and suddenly you get an entirely different picture. This is what happens when you send three shinobi to Hogwarts for the first time in wizarding history. (Previously titled: Kaleidoscope) Rewritten and updated with a new chapter after a long hiatus.

"The greatest trick the devil pulled was convincing the world that there was only one of him." At the peak of the Fourth Shinobi World War, the final battle between Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto ends in the death of the former. A hasty decision of atonement by the Last Uchiha in the afterlife, unravels a consequence both unforeseen and utterly unexpected.

"Why," she wondered, "was I given a second chance in this world, in this family, in this particular time, if not to change the status quo?" Thinking that was all well and good—however, enacting it was a completely different, and extremely difficult, matter. Semi-SI OC Rebirth fic. Complete. [Sequel posted on AO3]

Another gamer story coz heck! everyone here has one. this is about an SI with a twist... updated in 5-7 days will be epic in length and will be finished.

In which a plot is demolished because a dimple-cheeked baby gave Obito a gummy smile, and then proceeded to raise a minion army with hugs, cuddles and an assortment of saccharine treats. Uchiha SI/OC Elder Sister

She died in an explosion, which was a pretty sketchy situation itself even if she wasn't the one who planted the bomb. So when she opened her eyes again, clearer than ever, she wondered, what the hell does fate want with her. Punishment, atonement, second chance... She has no idea, and she might never find out. Reincarnation!OC, Uchiha!OC

She loved them, treasured them, and killed for them. She would do much more than that to keep them safe and alive, even if it meant she had to become the very thing she despised. NOT RELATED TO CHRISTIANITY IN ANY WAY

After a freak accident during the Breach, Blake finds herself facing the impossible: her semblance has been altered into something calling itself The Gamer. With levels, quests and bosses to master, she has little recourse but to enlist the aid of the school's resident gaming expert, Jaune Arc. Will Blake be able to take on fearsome odds and the mantle of The Gamer Girl?

He wasn't sure what happened. One moment, Hatake Kakashi was relishing his retirement period. The next thing he knew, he was standing in the middle of a pentagon drawn in blood, next to a corpse, with extinguished candles around him. What, he thought. He didn't even know he was summonable. OR: Kakashi crashes into the bnha world and tries to make the best out of it.

After dying in a shameful way, a soul appears in the elemental nation. Will he change the story we all know? Will he die shamefully, once again? With the Gamer ability, anything is possible. [Uzumaki - SI/OC - Gamer]

Lost... displaced. I wake in an unfamiliar bed, staring at an unfamiliar ceiling. This is certainly not my proper when and where. (Self-Insert, starts slowly.)

When being sent back in time you take certain things for granted. For example, you know all of your friends and comrades (and probably your enemies too) inside and out. Nothing about them can take you by surprise. So when Kakashi goes back in time in order to save the world, he certainly wasn't expecting all of this. Humor, craziness, and a dash of drama go hand in hand!

Nobara Inuzuka always knew that pack came before anything else, that team mates could make or break a mission. Raised with the knowledge that her team mates were going to be family, no matter what, she still wasn't prepared for Naruto and Sasuke. But she's nothing if not determined! One stubborn kunoichi can make a world of difference, especially to two lonely orphans. Shika/OC

Being born into Hyuga clan is cool, being The Gamer is even cooler. Too bad some characters are just too OP. AU Self-Insert / SI

He KNEW this was some sort of karmic joke. He shouldn't have laughed at other's seemingly 'silly' problem, even if said other was a fictional character. Now, he was forced to accept that, yes, ending everything with one punch could get frustrating, especially for a Gamer. Then again, when trapped inside a game where Death is very much real, that can only be a good thing...right?

With the belief that reincarnation is a plausible thing to happen, I wasn't exactly surprised to find myself being reborn. However, surprise took place when I found myself being reborn as Nohara Rin out of all people. Perhaps fate had a strange sense of humour. But nevertheless; I am Rin and I'm definitely screwed. SIOC.

What if a random academy student got The Gamer ability ? "That's it. I played too much RPG videogames and i became crazy. How else can I explain this blue rectangle in front of my head ?" OC Pov. Currently on hiatus.

Percy Jackson, demigod son of the sea god Poseidon finds himself in the middle of Westeros. The land is filled with killers and back stabbers, how will it react to a demigod with power and morals? Note: Next to no previous knowledge of Percy Jackson series is required to read this story. OP! Percy REVIEWS!

I was nothing special before I died the first time but when something offers me the chance to live again I take it. Reborn into a world of death I will survive. There will be no mercy and no pity. For there are monsters that roam this world and to survive I might have to become one myself. Elements of the Gamer and X-overs in later chapters.

Dying and being reborn into Sakura Haruno's body at the start of Naruto can really put a spin on a girl's perspective. Self Insert, single OC warning & actual summary inside. -COMPLETE-

Itachi may have died, but the universe isn't quite finished with him yet. A second chance is a precious thing after all. Slash is a possibility.

Kakashi is dropped into the middle of nowhere. The moon is broken into pieces, and he knows he's not in his home world anymore. Now he has to live out the remainder of his life in this strange, but peaceful world.

A re-written version of the original Devil's Dark Knight, longer and more action packed, with better plot, an improvement in cohesion, higher focus on character development and expansion into the inner workings of the mind of Uchiha Sasuke. Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen... The Dark Knight has Returned. AU, Sasuke-centric.

A normal, though rather vertically challenged, young woman appears in the Naruto world through what she thinks might have been a freak accident. Problem is, she knows absolutely nothing about said world. Somehow she manages to burn Google translate into her own brain, and also have everyone out for her blood...literally. OC Self-insert. Incomplete Story.

After waking up from a horrible dream Sakura's life takes a turn for the...well something? She only hopes it will be good and will end better than her dream suggests her life will. The secret family trade is hers to learn, and in the process she will become a stronger kunoichi. Sometimes all it takes is a little wake up call. Warning: strong language, no pairings decided or planned

Obito wants him to suffer, and he enjoys Kakashi's pain. So why does it hurt him so much to make him bleed? Sickfic/Darkfic

Obito kissed Kakashi, and then he fled for his life. He never had wanted to die young, but right now, he had a sinking feeling that Kakashi didn't care. It was all Rin's fault, really. KakaObi

THIS IS NOT MINE. It began after I got rejected by Signal again, though at the time I had no idea what was happening. Titles and levels suddenly appeared above people's heads and then weird things began to happen, as if I was in a game. And then, I realize I was in a game. But...if my life is a game, I'm going to win it. My name's Jaune Arc and I'm the Gamer. RWBY/The Gamer.

The ultimate dream: being born into your favorite manga. But the ninja life is in no way as romantic as it looks. But it's also not all that terrible. Hisana is fervently working on keeping it that way. An OC insert. Sequel up.

I'm not sure how I came to be here, but I feel like this has to be the worst situation for me to be put in. Why not the Uchiha? Why not the Nara, Yamanaka, Akimichi, or any other big group? Hell, even living as Naruto's sister would be great, but this... When she shows me that smile, I feel like I have a reason to fight. SI (self-insert) fic.

There were very few things that could rile a 25 year old Naruto Uzumaki up. He was perfectly content to sit in his home, work his normal job, study at a normal school, and in his free time, tinker (read: upgrade in a potentially life endangering manner) with whatever happened to catch his interest. This obviously did not include Devils, or Angels, or Fallen Angels.

COMPLETE. Tobirama is willing to give absolutely anything for Hashirama and his dream.

It's not all that likely to be reborn in the Narutoverse. And it's definitely not likely to go back time in the Narutoverse after being reborn there. So then why, pray tell, does it still happen? AU / Sequel of Sakura / Time travel.

Orochimaru is on the edge of breaking when someone unexpected pulls him back to solid ground. When the time comes, he returns the favor. Slash.

Naruto Uzumaki is the saviour, the prophecy child. If there is one body you don't want to get shoved into, it's that one. Suddenly female or not. And as the gods would have it, that's exactly where I ended up. In the body of a blonde, whiskered female child with a mountain of expectations pressing down on me. Brilliant. Self Insert. FemNaruto DISCONTINUED

[OC/Somewhat-SI-fic.] A small, young village girl catches the eye of Maito Gai as he completes a low-rank mission in a secluded Fire-country village... What is it about her that reminds him of a certain porn-reading, perpetually late, legendary silver-haired man in Konoha?

Sequel to Kirika, the Daughter of Orochimaru, set in Shippuden.

For Tobirama it was a duty, a strict obligation towards the safety of the village. For Madara it was entertainment, an absolutely exhilarating way to crumble that already brittle pride of the Senju under his submission. It wasn't wrong though, it was destiny. It was their fate to lust after each other in such a brutal way….. wasn't it?

Obsolete, read Feathered Sanguine for Rewrite. /OC Self-Insert, slightly AU, Manga Spoilers

Kill the family. Leave the village. Wait to die. That had always been the plan. But when that system fails somewhere between surviving and undergoing emotional overhaul in Suna, even Uchiha Itachi is starting to believe the universe has it in for him.

Naruto never had the best start as a ninja, but what if he could ensure he did himself? Watch as a smarter, more focused and above all more controlled Naruto takes the stage. Time travel fic. No pairings as I suck at romance. Now with 90% less spelling and grammar mistakes!

When two jutsu clash, Sakura, injured badly, is sent careening through time to the past. Blind, she has to survive alone in the form of a child. Until she helps a man. And then her peace is destroyed and he won't leave her alone.Rated M just in case.

Someone who spent the entirety of their lives in a hospital bed is reborn in the Naruto universe. Problem is she knows nothing about Naruto, she lives in the Village of the Bloody Mist and she's a Jinchuriki. Veers from canon. UNFINISHED!

This ninja business? It isn't for the faint of heart. Luckily Aiko is far from faint, even if she did get stuck with a ridiculously girly name. SI, OC, whatever you want to call it. Rating is for language.

COMPLETE. Sometimes, even the softest breath on still water can create tsunamis. Several weeks before meeting his genin team, Kakashi is sent to find a bounty hunter responsible for the deaths of five missing-nin, all rumored to be part of a secret organization. But Uzumaki Kurama is far different than anyone expected, and ripples are starting to spread. Slash/yaoi, time travel

Usually when one thinks of life after death they think of heaven or hell. They definitely dont think about being reborn, let alone in the world of Naruto. This was going to be interesting... Self Insert.

I have the worst luck ever. First off, I die. Then I get reborn into the Naruto universe. Yay right? WRONG. Nobody ever said you get to be reborn into Konoha. Which makes finding out where I am in the story line that much harder. I don't know if I can change anything, or if the bloodbath is far behind me. One thing's official though. I'm screwed. SI/OC Warning

After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.

After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.

Sakura would show them she wasn't pathetic. One harsh word from Sasuke makes Sakura realize that he will never see her unless she is strong enough to stand at his side and not in his shadow.

Its no secret Tobirama Senju hated Uchiha, but when his older brother and clan leader Hashirama starts to strive for peace with the Uchihas- that brings Uchiha Leader Madara into his life.Tobirama finds himself growing closer and closer to the man he use to resent But being in the middle of a war with the enemy is a dangerous task. Rated M for Lemons/Cursing/Gore

Namikaze Uzumaki Naruto had been alive for a long time... too long. He watched Panem rise, and the Hunger Games start. And now that a person precious to him has entered the Hunger Games he will NO LONGER WATCH! Rating may or may not go up.

The Uchiha Clan rebelled three years earlier than in cannon. During the fight Itachi vanished, only to awaken outside of Surrey. How will he deal with being in an unfamiliar location and confronted by people that can seemingly bend reality to their will?

"Oh goodness, Hatake Kakashi was not going to be happy." In which Kakashi is sent to Hogwarts for his own protection, only to discover his bad luck persists no matter where he is.

It's just their regular team 07 reconnaissance. Of course nothing out of the ordinary will happen...right? KakaSaku

Prostitution and assassination and the way of the shinobi are for Kakashi, and firsts and lasts and middles will never involve those nimble hands or chapped lips stretching in a bright, happy smile against his hip. There is no other choice, Sandaime says.

Kakashi's world comes to an end. Rape, violence, shota, etc.

Twenty words. Twenty moments. IruKaka.

Who knew taking up your sensei's challenge could be so much fun? KakaSaku

It's Christmas Eve and Team 7 is tired of waiting for Kakashi so they go looking for him. They soon find out the truth about their sensei's lateness as well as his hidden pain. ONESHOT

[KakaIru] Iruka gets hit by a jutsu and is left unable to make a decision on his own. When someone to look after him is searched, Kakashi can’t flee fast enough. Poor him?

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.

Sakura has put up with her team's lack of hygiene and communication for far too long, and just as she thinks she's bound to be alone in her misery, she finds comfort from a most unexpected source...Kakashi. *COMPLETE!*