hiya everybody out there let's get started knowing more of little ol' me ; )

name:I've changed my name in the world is so troublesome ... really I swear

age: what to say i get older every year that goes

city:Calgary(Italy) yup land of spaghetti and mario I'm so lucky

sex:too much ( yeah fat chance),male.

status:student university yeah baby

hobby:actually a lot they range from reading books or manga to watching anime or polishing my sword collection (now being ten),and palying d&d with my friends.

favorite manga:bleach,naruto,one piece,rave,yu yu hakusho,tenjho tenge,great teacher onizuka,vampire knights,trigun,trinity blood,samurai champloo,samurai deeper kyo,buso renkin,kenshin,inuyasha,hikaru no go and more.

favorite anime:naruto,bleach,yu yu hakusho,inuyasha etc.

things that i like:swords,particularly japanese katana you know i own three japanese sword and i like take care of them,polish them and practice with them,other then that i like my friends and go out with them,recently i've developped a strong enthusiasm for vampires( i know i'm strange but i'm like this ).What i like even more is mythology particularly Japanese myth regarding the three divinity Amateratsu,Susanoo,and Tsukuyomi.The last but not last thing that i like it's studing medicine you know this year i've got the school year examination and if i pass i'll go to the university to became a medic(the whole save life thing appeals me )

things that i dislike: too many and i don't want to bother typing all of them

personality:now that's a godamned question even my best friend doesn't know what my personality is one day i'm the most cheerful and idiotic person of the world another day i'm a cold silent and i-know-all type,or other days I'm the number one lazy bum in the me and my friend have considered four possibly explanation :

1)i suffer of M.P.D. (probably not too much far from the truth)

2)every day i try to like more cool changing my personality

3)i'm a psycho bastard that needs to be locked up for the rest of my life ( theory of my friend i think he hasn't forgotten yet the day when i played a prank on him and i trowed a bucketful of cold water when he was sleeping ...mah)

4)I'm a spy that have lost memory but subconsciously try to change hisself to not be discovered (this come from my niece you know she's three years old and i love her but i ask myself frequently where she gets those ideas)

favorite quotes: "beliving to be the last sane person on the earth make me a psycho?" myself when someone says that my ideas are insane.

"power is nothing without control"phrase of one of my friend the strange thing is that he said it wherever he likes even if we are talking of serious matters

"can i chop him off a leg or two ?" the frase that kisame asks at itachi concerning naruto

"Might controls everything without power you cannot protect anything let alone yourself."

"One day the world will look high and scream save us and I will wisper no"

"Kyoufu wo oshiete yarou!" only intro phrase of devil jin it tranlates along the lines of fear the wrath of god or i will teach you the meaning of fear

When you’re miserable, you need something that’s even more miserable than yourself. Lucy, EL anime episode 8

"Live. You are the evidence that i lived. My pride and memories ...Have them all"

favorite naruto character:

neji

naruro

hinata( go hinata go naruto is yours !) i don't believe it she's dead and after finally declaring to naruto ... i hate you kishimoto ok KIshimoto you've saved yourself on the line

gaara

hanabi

ino

shikamaru

zabuza

haku

tobi (i love him he is so damn funny) but i hate his I'm uchiha madara i'm evil act

itachi uchiha ... he ..he HE DIED ! DAMN YOU KISHIMOTO DAMN YOU SASUKE

naruto character that i hate :

sasuke uchiha ( jerk) he killed Itachi must i say more ?

sakura 13 years old (bitch)

neji pre-sasuke retrival mission (total ass)

raiga (who the hell cry when you bury somone alive faking his funeral ?moreover someone that you don't know?)

orochiamru ( brr only thinking of that tongue gives me the creeps) heh he is dead for sure this time hah eat that mr. i'm immortal

sasuke post time skip ( even more jerk goddammit there must be a limit )he killed Itachi must i say more ?

kabuto( arrogant bastard ) ok now this man is becoming a little creepy fusing with the remains of orochimaru's body ... ugh

manda( as says gamabunta i need a new snake skin wallet ) so the snake skin wallet is dead killed by deidara's explosion ... too bad

kakashi ( idiotic sensei playing favorite,but when sasuke leaves and naruto return after three years strangely he wants to train him ) ok so kakashi is dead ... man what a shock and then he lives ... mah

things in naruto that i consider stupid:

1) yondaime dying whishing for naruto to be treated as an hero, pshh yeah and i'm the king of england at least make a law stating that naruto is an hero

2)in the post time skip naruto after three years training with one of the sannin have learned only one new rasengan,while sasuke have became a god defeating an army of ninja,on the top of it after naruto create a new rasengan it's too dangerous to use goddamn why naruto have to work himself to the ground for becoming more strong when sasuke have everything handed to him ?

3)the crush that naruto have on sakura,not to be evil but if the girl that i like continuously insults an beats you past a month or two i'll kill her slowly and painfully

dream for the future: make a naruto bleach crossover that will be remembered as a good one

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Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

well now it's official i hate kishimoto not only he kills off kakashi and itachi but now hinata too... well that's it for me he will never be able to redeems himself in my eyes kishimoto will be forever branded as the gratest author to ever screw up a good story in my opionon now for the last strike it should only be that sakura declares to naruto and so will a great story end with me being forever disappointed with it.

ah reguarding my stories well they are temporarily on hiatus because well I'm onto my second semester at university and well I've got classes from 9 am to 7 pm and only monday and friday free but only till 11 am and then from 13 pm to well all the day ... so many can guess that free time is a very rare event for me at the moment and well the time before i blame my laziness. I will write every occasion i find time and the will to do it because if you don't know ten hours of lessons are veeery tiring,well going on merrier topics i can assume you that i am near to finish something and will publish it asap so here is a litle spoiler on what I'm doing :

Revival of the ryu-me

Life for little Uzumaki Naruto was not the best in fact many would call it one of the worst, being hated for having a nine-tailed fox sealed on him isn't an everyday occurrence and to make matters worst comes dreams that make absolutely no sense. I mean who the hell ever heard of a Todou accademy or an executive group, but the icing to the cake would be hearing a voice of someone claiming to be long dead, and what the hell is a ryu-me and why does that strange nodachi gives him a sense of longing ? . Yup you guessed it it will be a Naruto-Tenjou Tenge sorta crossover but Tenjou Tenge will be very minor in appearance. I am well on the path to ending the first chapter so this will probably will be the firs to be published

Requiem for a dream

Death is all Naruto Namikaze knew even from his early years, being an offspring of one of the strongest pure blood vampire clan bringed him the scorn of humans but little Naruto continued on his path with only a hope or more of a dream : one day find love and acceptance. Unfortunately it seems fate was not on his side,at the age of six having assisted at the slaughtering of his entire clan and the gruesome death of his parents in front of his eyes by a rival clan hired by the humans of his village his mind shattered.Taken slave by the rival clan the boy after some time emerged as a new entity lost all hope for his dream and having the only emotion toward human remain as a deep loathing the boy awakened his clan powers on a level reached only by the founder of the Namikaze clan the boy slaughtered his tormentors by the last member and used their blood to sing a beautiful requiem for his shattered dream, broken and disillusioned with this world the young vampire travelled across the world till he reached a structure that strangely piqued his interest the boy will choose to satisfy his curiosity ...maybe he will find why Cross Academy intrigues him so much. and yes a Vampire Knight Naruto crossover i have recently started writing the first chapter but I've got a great deal of confidence in this.

History most average human Naruto

Well life sucks. This is the conclusion of the 16 years old Naruto chunin of Konoha... well more precisely ex-chunin seeing as he was banished from the village for the danger that he brings with Akatsuki on his case,shunned by his friends he only sees one choice leave the elemental countires altogehter. So he decided to do something drastic, he gave up on his ninja life and started living as any everyday person. Suffice to say living as an average person when you can jump several meters and run as fast as a sport car is a little difficult so Naruto decides to subscrive at high school hoping in doing this to make a better cover, but whats this who the hell is that blonde chik and that boy what the hell was his name kenichi? Yare Yare it seems things could be more complicated that first imagined. I think i made the first history strongest disciple kenichi Naruto crossover this sotry is in the path to the completion of the first chapter

here are some plot bunny of wich i have something scribbled here and there

title still debating : a soul eater naruto cross in wich naruto will be in possession of the byakugan (implanted or not iwill decide later) Naruto in this will be decisively more powerful that in canon but non uberpowerfull.Naruto will be the meister and his buki will be two : Hinata and Hanabi Hyuuga. this story is long way before it sees the light but one day it will i am certain.

there was also a Naruto kingdom hearts 2 crossover and a bleach one but my pc burned the alimentator while it was on and it had a major loss of memory so i lost all on this two but little by little I'm rewriting all that was lost so the only thing i have to say is patience

this is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

WHY BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT
There was once a girl named Ashley who
had a
boyfriend
named
Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school.
The
three most
popular
girls were
Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack
thought of
Ashley as
OKAY,
but
he Really
liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also.
Well of
course
she
did, everyone
did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.
Courtney tried to
steal
Jack away
every time she had a chance to. One day,
Courtney asked
Jack
if
he wanted
to
go to the movies. Ashley heard
everything...what
movie
theatre
and what
time.

Ashley approached the movies that night
and
followed Jack
and
Courtney.
Ashley sat right behind them. she
watched them
get close
to
each
other and
kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it
on in the
theatre.
Courtney
told jack "Do you want to come to my
place and
skip this
boring
movie?" He
replied "hell yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's
window.
Jack and
her
were

messing
around and Ashley watched the whole
thing.

The next day at school Ashley wasn't
there. For
the next
few
days Ashley
wasn't there. A week later her mother
found her in
her
closet
dead... she
committed suicide because she had loved
Jack so
much.
Next
to
Ashley's dead
body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I
watched you
at the
movie
and at
Courtney's house and I will continue to
watch you.
I never
thought you
would
do something like this to me. I really
loved you
jack. I
died
for you just
like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley

Please forward this or Ashley will
haunt
you and try
to kill you because she wants everyone to
know
about
Courtney.

Thank you

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

Uchiha stands for

Upset Chicken Headed Insignificant Hard Ass

From PHEONIX a naruto flic.

Here's the link for the firs weapon the Spin Gai Gu that appear in path of an avenger

http:///art/Spin-Gai-Gu-Twin-Blades-81031433

Here's the second Broad Legged and the attire the guy is wearing is what will be Naruto's too because he would be more badass dressed so

http:///_PTb2ElwTwag/RzshLuE5eZI/AAAAAAAAALg/yv1cRx5prso/s1600-h/haseo2nd.jpg

And here's the third most obviuosly the scythe Scythe Shouxiao

http:///dothack/images/0/05/Prototype_Haseo.JPG