Hey! I'm a huge fan of Harry Potter and Twilight, and I love to read! I love mystery novels, fantasy, and historical fiction! I'm total sucker for romance/tragedy!

Requiem for a Dream- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2Ma4BvMUwU

Nickname: Elphie!!

Skin Color: Emerald Green! :)

Birthday: sometime between January 1 and December 31.

Stories:

Do You Hear That?: I am cowriting it with Red Apples Inc. Go check it out! Summary: Bella's insane- or that's what she thinks; not many people hear music every hour of the day. After moving to Forks she's aware of this and of Edward Cullen, a Vampire. It's really cool! :D

A Harry Potter Story (title not chosen): After I finish Star Crossed Lovers, I am going to attempt another Harry Potter story. Since I'll be telling the story through the eyes of a character I'll create, I should be able to finish it and it not be a complete fiasco. :D Summary will come up when I get close to finishing Star Crossed Lovers.

A Possible Star Crossed Lovers Sequel: I have a possible story line planned out... Please vote on the poll!

That's it for now! Please, please read and review Star Crossed Lovers! It will really make me happy and I'll love you forever! ;)

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE READ STANELYLOUIS' STORIES! THEY ARE AMAZING! SO, GO READ THEM! :D

Let me say this before you flame my stories. Go ahead. They provide great entertainment for me. I laugh when I receive them, and the more insulting they are, the harder I laugh. Got that?

Quotes!!

Freddie Mercury:

1. A Concert is not a live rendition of our album. It's a theatrical event!
2. I dress to kill, but tastefully.
3. I have fun with my clothes onstage; it's not a concert you're seeing, it's a fashion show.
4. I won't be a rockstar. I will be a legend.
5. I'm very emotional; I think I may go mad in several years' time.
6. Onstage, I am a devil. But I'm hardly a social reject.
7. We're a very expensive group; we break a lot of rules. It's unheard of to combine opera with a rock theme, my dear.
8. We've gone overboard on every Queen album. But that's Queen.
9. What will I be doing in twenty years' time? I'll be dead, darling! Are you crazy?
10. When I'm dead, I want to be remembered as a musician of some worth and substance.
11. When the whole point of Queen was to be original.
12. Who wants to live forever?
13. Years ago, I thought up the name Queen. It's just a name. But it's regal, obviously, and- sounds splendid.
14. You know, I designed the Queen crest. I simply combined all the creatures that represent our star signs- and I don't even believe in astrology.
15. Is Billy Idol just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?
16. If we're weird onstage, I don't know what you'd call the Tubes.

Ewan McGregor:

1. I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting.
2. I had extra thick light sabers because mine kept getting bent. I'd be halfway through a fight and it would be like 'Oops, sorry! Mine's bent again!
3. Nicole, Knickers, as I call her. I would swear, burp and fart in front of her. Id try and embarrass her and she would pretend to be shocked. I always played up on that. It was a real elder sister-younger brother relationship.
4. My lightsaber flew out of my hands. No one tells you the sabers have about 10 Dbatteries in them. They burn your hands... I tossed the saber in the air and it ended up hitting a technician in the head.
5. Ive got a black woolen hat and its got Pervert written across the front of it. Its the name of the clothing label. And I was with my wife and my baby at the supermarket and I didnt think. I just put my hat on Claras head, because it was cold. And the looks. I couldnt figure out why I was getting death looks. And then I realized my 10-month old babys wearing a hat with the word Pervert written on it and these people were like, Theres Satan! Theres Satan out with his kid! And then I made a point of her wearing it every time we went there.
6. Starting with a party scene for 600 cast and end up singing on top of a giant elephant...does it get any better than this?
7. I started watching golf for the first time yesterday. Im really worried about myself. I was actually enjoying it.
8. Ive been waiting nearly twenty years to have my own light saber. Nothings cooler than being a Jedi Knight.

Eight Different Types of Cats:

Ocicat

Tonkinese

Siamese

Siberian

Russian Blue

Persian

Egyptian Mau

Bengal

1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?

Canada

2. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say?

Again (Brisingr)

"Okay" (Untamed: A House of Night Novel)

Terrifying (Warriors: Power of Three: Eclipse)

3. What can you hear right now?

Lightsaber sounds from Star Wars the Force Unleashed for Wii

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.

Me: Hey, Toothless!

Toothless (A.K.A. my younger brother): What?

5. Turn on the T.V. What show is on?

Madagascar!

6. Type your name with your elbow.

stardust (hey! I did it!)

7. What happened last time you were typing here on this computer?

Reading all the Harry Potter news on Mugglenet

8. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see?

My Minnie Mouse Lightswitch cover

9. If you could be anybody from Warriors who would you be?

Leafpool!

10. Now underline the third letter of each question and put it below

Naarghodaama

I like that word... NAARGHODAAMA!!

Read this without stopping I bet you can't (Don't read ahead!):

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now read the third word down on each sentence.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Here's a joke...

there are 3 men who need to get across a lake...

the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across...

he gets big muscles and swims across...

(but almost dies 5 times...)

the 2nd one prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across...

he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across...

(but he almost dies 3 times...)

the 3rd one prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains...

he turns into a woman...

walks 4 yards...

and crosses the bridge.

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And ran to save the two dead boys.
And if you don't believe it's true,
Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

-Did you just call me a b? Well a b is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez!

25 Reasons to Thank my Mother:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: No One Mourns the Wicked- Wicked Soundtrack (hahaha)

Waking Up: Bicycle Race- Queen

First Day At School: Body Language- Queen (no comment...)

Falling In Love: One of These Nights- the Eagles

Fight Song: Crazy Love- Ray Charles (sure... that's one great fight song sarcasm)

Breaking Up: Sorry Seems to be the Hardest Word- Elton John (aww!!)

Prom night: As Long As You're Mine- Wicked Soundtrack

Life: Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds- Elton John

Mental Breakdown: Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me- Elton John and George Michael (it actually kinda fits...)

Driving: Philadelphia Freedom- Elton John

Flashback: Crazy Little Thing Called Love- Queen (a romantic flashback! yay! starts dancing)

Getting back together: Killer Queen- Queen (hahahahahaha)

Wedding: Thank God It's Christmas- Queen (yay! A Christmas wedding!)

Birth of Child: (You're So Square) Baby I Don't Care- Queen (hahahahahaha)

Final Battle: We Will Rock You (Bonus Remix)- Queen (I guess we're going to win!)

Funeral Song: Lady Marmalade- Moulin Rouge Soundtrack (right... Interesting...)

Final Credits: Sparkling Diamonds- Moulin Rouge soundtrack

Put your music or iPod on shuffle and answer these questions according to the song you are on. NO CHEATING YOU GET BETTER RESULTS WHEN ITS SHUFFLED PEOPLE

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Hallelujah- Jeff Buckley

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Welcome to the Jungle- Guns N' Roses (hahahahaha)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Under Pressure- Queen (no...)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Popular- Wicked Soundtrack (hahahahaha)

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy- Queen

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
I Want It All- Queen

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?
Scandal- Queen (hahahahahahahahaha)

WHAT IS 2+2?
Here We Go Again- Ray Charles and Norah Jones

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
What Is This Feeling?- Wicked Soundtrack (I actually like my best friend! I don't hate her!)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Don't Stop Me Now- Queen (I LOVE THIS SONG!!)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP??
You Don't Know Me- Ray Charles and Diana Krall (doesn't answer the question...)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE??
Seven Seas of Rhye- Queen (actually... Random Queen songs do pop into my head when I see him... And I get really happy. :D)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Viva La Vida- Coldplay (they want me to live the life?)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Las Palabras De Amor- Queen (that's sweet!)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
The Show Must Go On- Queen (that fits...)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
A Sentimental Man- Wicked Soundtrack (hmm...)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
The Wizard and I- Wicked Soundtrack

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Dear Old Shiz- Wicked Soundtrack (hahahaha)

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Fireflies- Owl City (I'd hardly classify that as bad...)

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
The Show Must Go On- Queen and Elton John (yes, that really answers the question sarcasm haha)

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Nature Boy- Moulin Rouge Soundtrack (odd...)

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Bohemian Rhapsody- Queen (If I'm singing it with the guy I like, yes...)

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
way Back Into Love (Demo Version)- Music and Lyrics Soundtrack (hahahahaha)

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Hey Girl- Ray Charles and Michael McDonald (umm... right...)

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Headlong- Queen

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Rhythm of the Night- Moulin Rouge Soundtrack (I'll take that as a yes)

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Dragon Attack- Queen (I was attacked by a dragon?! Awesome! :D)

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Once We Were Kings- Billy Elliot soundtrack

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Way Back Into Love- Music and Lyrics soundtrack