One year later, and the pain still bites. Love you, Michael Jackson. That's for all time...:) R.I.P.

You don't need to know my real name. You don't need to know my age. You don't need to know my location. All you need to know is that I am NOT AN INFANT!!

But of course, you could figure that out by yourself. ;)

I actually no longer have a fire for Bones. Damn. It MAY have something to do with how the characters have suddenly lots their HUMAN element to them, or how humor is all that keeps it interesting, or how Booth and Bones move too damn slow for their own good...but either way, i've had it with these stupid writers. Did you know that in AS THE WORLD TURNS, another couple was shown the same kinda disrespect and a few months later, the SHOW WAS CANCELLED? I don't want to say it could happen to this show, but hey, if it does, I am SO not surprised. :(

So yeah. I'm finding stories to write for the time being, and hoping I can make better ones. With "Alaska" I'm not sure where I want to go, and I can't make any promises, but I will try to finish it up. By keeping the ending I had planned in sight, it shouldn't be TOO hard to get to that point smoothly enough. I hope. NO PROMISES, though.

Quotes To Remember:

1)Cam: Zach, has your pee ever been pink?

Zach: No, but I'm not an infant.

2)Booth: you're a smart-ass, you know that?

Bones: Objectively I'd say i'm very smart, although it has nothing to do with my ass.

3) Bones: What happened?

Zach: Apparently all Angela needed was to her her job description in a deep, African-American tone.

4) Zach: This is the type of situation where people say, "Oh, My God."

Hodgins: Then Pretend you're a person and say it.

Zach: Oh, My God.

5) FBI Security Agent: Didn't I see you on TV this morning, Dr. Brennan?

Bones: How could I possibly know what you were watching this morning? (walks away)

FBI Agent: That's definitely her.

6)Brennan: Blackmail you.

Booth: Blackmail a Federal Agent?

Brennan: Yes.

Booth: I don't like it.

Brennan: I'm fairly certain you're not supposed to.

7)Brennan: He can hold his breath for 3 minutes down there.

Booth:...Underwater? (smirk)

8) Hodgins: Did you get off okay?

Camille: WHOA, sorry?!

9)Booth: That guy is gay!

Bones: He is NOT gay.

Booth: Come on,please! Double-cheeked kiss, tight italian suit--

Sweets: Coldplay.

Booth: Never married.

Sweets: Coldplay.

10) Roseanne: you're in big trouble and the punishment is not going to be sex with your boyfriend!

Darlene: Well, obviously, you've never had sex with my boyfriend.

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