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8/18/11: A new chapter of iLove Boys that Fight Back is up and so is a new chapter of iBe a Fake Sleeper

6/19/11: I have another account on the sister site FictionPress!!

Link: http://www.fictionpress.info/u/781956/Descriptivewordweaver

2/22/11: Hey guys :) I have just started a whole bunch of new stories because iLove boys that fight back is coming to the end. There is a new poll up so you can vote on what you want me to work on the most.

PLEASE:These are MY IDEAS except for the SmileyFace Challenge!! I ask that you guys do not take the ideas for you own I only have posted the summaries below so you can give me your opinion. It HAS HAPPENED BEFORE- SO I ASK THAT YOU RESPECT ME and DONT do it again. If you do i will take action because stealing my ideas is plagiarism. Thank you.

Our Last Summer: T: Seddie: Prologue to iLove Boys That Fight Back: Connected one-shots of Sammy and Freddie based on pictures taken that summer: Little did we know that the day Summer vacation ended 'we' would be put on the back-burner. That the next day when Carlotta Shay entered our lives everything would change.

When Wishing on Stars (Be Careful What You Wish For): T at the moment but the rating may change to M: Seddie: Freddie had always had an active imagination. He wondered what his life would be like if his one wish came true. I have two things to say, things are never what they seem and when wishing on stars be careful what you wish for- because it could come true.

Anniversary of the end of our lives (Smileyface challenge 13): T:

The Challenge: What would have happened if Gibby couldn't save Carly, Sam and Freddie at the end of iPsycho? Instead, he too is imprisoned with them! After being there for 2 months, tensions are high between them all. The iCarly gang is considered dead, so the police have stopped looking for them, (Freddie's mom is crazy with worry of course), Nora's gotten even crazier, and with only each other every day, Carly, Gibby, Sam and Freddie are starting to see each other in a different light. Will Nora ever be caught? Will they ever be free? And are these feelings they're starting to have real, or are they just going crazy?

Rules! 1. Seddie. Possibly Cibby. 2. Any rating. 3. Have fun :

MY SUMMARY:Two months today. Today is the anniversary of the end of my life. The day that we got kidnapped for helping out a psycho girl alone on her birthday. My name is Carly Shay, you may have once have known me as the star of iCarly. Now all I am is a memory to many people.

10/16/10: So excited... Randomness 101= Seddie Fan and I are putting the finally touches on our first chapter! Hopefully it will be posted by tomorrow. XD AND THIS FRIDAY IS iSTART A FAN WAR YYYAAAAAHHHHHOOOO i am SO hyper, i haven't even started to do my homework & i have tons AND i have a test tomorrow!

10/14/10: iElevator is finally up- so my iSituations stories are fin. So that means i am moving on to bigger, and better things. LIKE: Finishing iLove Boys that fight back, My collaborative with Swarley180 called Haunted by memories, and a fic yet to be decided with the amazing Randomness 101- Seddie Fan. YOUR AMAZING GIRLY!!!

6/24/10: iZAP is finally up peeps!!! And i finished Written love- first time ever to have finished a multi chapter story, and i am so happy!!! :D YYYYAAAAAHHHOOOOO!!! So that means i can start on the growing pile of story ideas in my room!!! Also, i have an idea for a sorta sequel. Why did i say sorta? Because it comes after Written Love , but to be honest it basically has nothing to do with Written Love- all it has is a few ref's made to the story. Let me know if you all out there want me to post it. Anyway i would like to take this time to thank all the people that have put up with my insaneness you guys rock my socks off:) I know corny. Anyway thank you guys for the support, ideas, and inspiration... The reviews, subscriptions, and favoriter emails i got made me want to sit down and write, cause if it wasn't for them i wouldn't have been able to finish the story.

5/31/10: I have been hearing about Sarcastictealeaves & lanetea on utube for a long time, and about how amazing they are at finding Seddie in iCarly episodes. So I went on utube to check them out- and I couldn’t get enough. I watched almost all of their posts. In one of them they mentioned Freddie’s face when Sam does something cute- the face in which his eye brows raise, and he sorta- kinda smirks. ( they mention this in the video review of ilook alike) Also that they always continue each other sentences, and talk at the same time- he even opens the door for her a lot. !!!Look at Sarcastictealeaves on utube!!!! Also the fact that Sam wears red a lot or some form of red, and Freddie wears blue or some form of blue which makes purple (remember Spencer & the Art teacher). I have known this for a while but it was nice to know I wasn’t the only one who noticed.

BIO STARTS HERE:

I am infatuated with many guys such as: Christopher Gorham (Auggie from Covert Affairs ), Nathan Fillion (Castle from the tv show Castle), Daren Kagasoff(Ricky From Secret life), Nathan Kress (Freddie from iCarly), David Boreanaz (Booth from Bones), Avan Jogia (Beck from Victorious), Leon Thomas the third (Andre from Victorious), Matthew Underwood (Logan from Zoey 101), Devon Werkheiser (Ned From Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide), Tj Thyne (Jack Hodgins from Bones), Nick Jonas, Damon Fizzy, Michael Weatherly (Tony from NCIS), Ian Somerhalder ( Damon on Vampire diaries), Taylor Lautner, Logan Lerman ( if you don't know who that is he played Percy in Percy Jackson, and the Olympicans), Matthew Gray Gubler ( plays Spencer Reid on Crimminal minds), Carlos Pena, Logan Henderson, Zack Efron, and Adam Lambert ( I WISH YOU WEREN'T GAY!!) ; who r real people. Also there is Damon, Mick, Jacob; who r not real but i wish they were)!! Also I have tons of Amazing crazy best friends who stick by me no matter how insane i am xD I am team Taylor, and Team Jacob. One of my favorite sayings is Peace Love Twilight, created by one of my many BFFS\BFFLS And well ya..

There's a thick line between

Love and Hate

Yet you still managed to Break it.

Favorite movies:

The breakfast club

Some kind of wonderful

The firm

The last song

My fake fiance

Look who's talking

Look who's talking too

Meet the parents

Meet the Fockers

Little Fockers

FAVORITE TV SHOWS: ( AMAZING SHOWS IF YOU HAVEN"T WATCHED THEM YOU MUST WATCH THEM)

CSI Miami

Castle

Hawaii 5-0

BONES

Ghost Whisperer

CSI NY

CSI

NCIS

Numb3rs

Medium

Vampire Diarys

American Idol

Sue Thomas FBeye

The Mentalist

Criminal Minds ( Matthew Gray Gubler is so freak'n HOT!!) Go to: http:///Criminal_Minds/Spencer_Reid For awsomeness

Miami Medical

Wizards of Waverly Place

Big Time Rush

Victorious

Sonny With A Chance

Three Rivers

Huge

iCarly

RANDOM FACTS:

My fav. color, periwinkle

I love people that express them selves in the way they act and dress

I am a bookworm

I am addicted to Starbuck's Carmel Frappacino's

I live off of food- I LOVE FOOD

Even though i am team Jacob i don't think that Bella deserved Jake, Jacob is way out of her league

I LOVE TAYLORS ABS HE IS SO SEXY!!

I LOVE MOONLIGHT & BLOOD TIES the TV shows and was pissed when they were stopped.

And the obvious i love writing

I love Civil Twilight, Justin Bieber, Adam Lambert, Owl city, Lady Gaga, Lady Sovereign, Ke$ha, Green Day, The Jonas Brothers, Nick Jonas & the Administration ( spelling?), Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, Miley Cyrus, Carrie Underwood, Aly & Aj, Avril lavigne, Big Time Rush, Cobra Starship, David Archuleta, Honor Society, Jennette McCurdy, and Taylor Swift to name a few. (THESE ARE IN A RANDOM ORDER!!) Don't anyone dis them, or their music near me or i will get furious, AND PLEASE DON'T NOT READ MY STORIES BECAUSE I LIKE THEIR MUSIC- yes that has happened.

Writing style: Very descriptive, and i suck at spelling just to let u know, please love the stories and ignore the spelling if u please, thxs.

Parings: Carly\Shane, Carly\Jake, Sam\Freddie, Jacob\Renesmee Why not Ceddie (creddie) well because Freddie and Carly r way 2 similar and it seems that Freddie has gotten used to the fact he "loves" Carly he does not think about it anymore, and if they did marry, it would be the type of relationship that ends up in the woman having an affair, and ending in divorce. Spam... not at all, because to me Spencer is like a big brother to sam, and Sam like another sister to him. Last no Cam, sorry, i am not against gay relationships , but Sam, and Carly are more like sisters than anything else, and Carly is Sam's mom figure. I also love Channy: Sonny and Chad from Sonny with a Chance, and Mick, and Beth from Moonlight. I guess you could call them Bick, or Meth , but both couple names suck. Other couples: Quogan; Logan & Quin from Zoey101, Henry & Vicky from Blood ties ( Another show that i wish hadn't been canceled), and Damon & Elena from Vampire Diarys. Why not Stephan & Elena? They are a way to perfect relationship. Like Bella & Edward. Which I hate in the movies, but love in the books. And Jacob\Bella both in the movies & books. Beckett And Castle From Castle are also awsome together. Victorious; i like Beck & Jade, Cat & Robbie, and Andre & Tori. Bones; Booth And Bones, And Hodgela.

Another thing- I am not THAT young, or THAT old, but people think that I am because of either my profile, or my stories. I ask you to keep an open mind. :) I am not telling my age, but please people, THINK. Okay that sounded rude- sorry, but I needed to get it out.

I love reviews good and bad, your support is the best thing next to chocolate ( or any sugar), or coffee, your support helps keep me going

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this on your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says if you deny me I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven.

Your Nickname: Cat, four precent, p bear (amongst others)

Your Gangsta name: (The 1st three letters of your (first) nickname and izzle)Catizzle

Your Soap Opera Name: (The name that you wish was your middle name and current street name) Therese Quincy

Your Detectice Name: (fav color and fav animal) Periwinkle Panda ( cause that name is so scary and intimidating)

Your Star Wars name:( first 3 letters of your last name, first two letters of your nickname, and last three letters of your mothers maiden name) Dricat...

Your Super Hero Name: (2nd fav color, and fav drink) Blue [insert either Coca cola, Coffee, or Tea here]

Your Arab name: (2nd letter of your nickname, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter in your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's middle name, 1st letter of a siblings name, last letter of your moms middle name) .

Your Witness Protection Name: (mothers middle name) ... (none available) Now how would that work?

Your Goth Name: (black and a pets name) Black Bella

Stories: ( 12 Seddie, 1 Channy, 2 Delena) 15 total

iPlay a love game- taken down to be worked on

iLove boys that fight back- 14th chapter is being written THANKS FOR ALL THE SUPPORT

Written love- DONE!!! THANK ALL OF YOU GUYS FOR SUPPORT; YOU ROCK

Haunted by memories Written with Swarley180- Chapter three is being written

Viva la Gloria Little girl one-shot- REVIEW PLEASE

Freshy to Princess of the Night one-shot- complete and in need of reviews

It starts with a Diary – needs reviews badly REVIEW PLEASE

Secret obsession CDC style- needs reviews badly REVIEW PLEASE- I know this story kinda sucks but if u could review & tell me how to improve i would appreciate it :)

Owl City iPod Shuffle Drabbles iCarly style.(Version Seddie)- REVIEW PLEASE

You have broken me- REVIEW PLEASE

BFW\B (Best friends With Benefits) A Drabble- REVIEW PLEASE

iSituations: iZap: this is one out of five stories part of a series of one shots called iSituations. Four out of the five are “challenges” that I have read, this one though is all mine. 1) iZap 2) iSpin da bottle 3) iSeven minutes in heaven 4) iTruth or Dare 5) iElevator THEY ARE FINALLY FINISHED!! REVIEW PEOPLE JOIN IN MY CELEBRATION lol Let me know what you think. YOU GUYS ROCK!

SEDDIE FACTS:

Color: Purple

Song: Running away by AM

Word: Chizz ( No one else uses it)

Number:8

Seddie used to be called Fam.

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LOVE AND LIKE

In front of the person you love, your heart beats faster
But in front of the person you like , you get happy.

In front of the person you love, winter seems like spring
But in front of the person you like, winter is just a beautiful winter.

If you look into the eyes of the one you love, you blush
But if you look into the eyes of the one you like, you smile.

In front of the person you love, you can' t say everything on your mind
But in front of the person you like, you can.

In front of the person you love, you tend to get shy
But in front of the person you like, you can show your ownself.

Then person you love comes into your mind every 2 minutes.

But you can always smile into the eyes of the one you like.

When the one you love is crying, you cry with them
But when the one you like is crying, you end up comforting.

The feeling of love starts from the eye
And the feeling of like starts from the ear.

So if you stop liking a person you used to like
All you need to do is cover your ears,
But if you try to close your eyes
Love turns into a drop of tear and remains in your heart forever after.

Devon Werkheiser:

http:///devonwerkheisermusic

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http://www.youtube.com/werkingitout

Better than FredDAMON FIZZY: DeeFizzy aka dfizzy aka deefizzy tv (WARNING MATURE MATERIAL)

http:///live.php

http:///

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=deefizzy#g/u

http://www.youtube.com/user/DfizzyTV

http://www.youtube.com/user/DFizzy?feature=chclk

http:///270401905

http://twitter.com/deefizzy

Shane Dawson(WARNING MATURE MATERIAL)

http://www.youtube.com/user/ShaneDawsonTV

http://www.youtube.com/ShaneDawsonTV2

http://www.youtube.com/user/shane

http://www.facebook.com/shanedawsonfans

100 Questions (Rewritten)

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? My evil little brother
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Posters, mural, and signs.
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I grind when stressed
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? all music
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? IDK
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? A 900$ gift card for iTunes

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? My Poppy, Grandpa, and Nanny

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My iPod, a stuffed animal I got when I was little, and the paintings on my wall.
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5 something
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Not really.
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Sometimes.
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? My evil little brother
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? Don't really care. I am a body spray person.
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE GENDER? Brown hair and blue eyes
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? Some place personal my relationship
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Coffee
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Onion
18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? CHINESE FOOD or ITALIAN FOOD
20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? no, and hopefully I never will.
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? When i was six i got a hand crafted doll house
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Yeppers
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Don't have one

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yes
27. WHAT KIND IS IT? Norwegian elk hound & Terrier (She's a mutt\mix breed)
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Sadly, yes.
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Come out and say it I will listen
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 3
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? Brunettes duh
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? Don't talk much on the phone...
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? People that wear clothes you know are to small, and show to much skin
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE UNITED STATES? Yep
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Like I'm gonna tell you!
36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Yes- Honor Society (Don't know who they are? find out!!)

37. FIRST JOB? Camp counselor
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? not me but my friends
41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT? Listening to music.
40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Yes
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? Writing skills, hair.

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Yes

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? Books and music

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? 3
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?. Yes
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? It changes depending on my mood
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? No really.
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? I don't know
52. ANY BAD HABITS? I have way to many
53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? Justin Beiber? I guess...
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Yep, but only because I would understand myself. :^)
56. DO LOOKS MATTER? The inside matters more to me than the outside
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Writing
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? School sadly
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? I had many
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? I have no useable cell phone.
62.WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Yep.
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Oh yaa
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Personality, maturity, intelligence, humor, to know when someone just needs a hug... This is a long list, I'm not putting it all here

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Cat, P bear, four precent and a lot of embarrassing ones
67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Honor Society
68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? iCarly, Bones, NCIS, Castle, Hawaii five-0,CSi NY, CSI Miami, (look at my list above)
69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? HA HA like i would tell u
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Cookies and cream or cookie dough
71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? So far...
72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Three months ago i think

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? No, should I have?
74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? I don't think you should know...
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Not really

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? See you in the dark Honor Society
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Milk...?
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Did you not read #32 you idiot?
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME GENDER? Eyes, and hair...
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? What?
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? I don't LIKE hating anything. I just do.
82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? december or march or some summer month
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? uuuuummmm I don't care
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? auburn
86. EYE COLOR? blue, green, and brown
89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? Hard to pick
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? No
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Meet the Parents
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Either christmas, thanksgiving, halloween or my birthday

PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? used to
94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Democrat
95. KISSES OR HUGS? hugs
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR PLAYING THE FIELD?. Relationships
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?. Books from Barnes and Nobles
98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? None.
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Strange Angels by Lili St. Crow
100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE. Hmm... Riding solo & lovin' to hate it.

4/18/10-NOTICE: I am pulling iPlay a love game down off of the site. Thank you for all of the support, but I haven’t had an easy time writing the story. It was a little bit uncomfortable for me to write it- and I feel bad that I am disappointing people. BUT I write for me. Not other people, isn’t there a saying about that? That you should write to please yourself? IDK. I am going to ask that even if my story isn’t published on the Internet that no one steal my idea. In the future I am most likely going to repost it, and continue it, but for now it is on hold. Thanks to all the people that reviewed, and subscribed. To the people that added my story as a favorite, or me as a favorite author I appreciated it!! Here are the reviews:

Truelegit: Very nice. Everything I've written so far has been M. If it is done right it can be pretty sexy. This was hot. :) And I don't even like Seddie.

NOToCreddieSeddieOnlycool: :-

Gabsikle: I must say that I enjoyed this. Please continue.

INFO ON THE STORY: Summary: After a one-night stand can Sam, and Freddie work it out? Or like Sam wants- for it to be forgotten. A\n: Hay guys I have never written an "M" rated fic before so i love suggestions, and reviews. Love ya! (NO LEMONS\PORN If You want lemons look else where)

Chapter one was called: One night stand, and it was a Seddie fic & an Angst\ Romantic story. It was 1,730 words.

ICarly Ships;

Carly&Freddie-Creddie. and. Sam&Freddie-Seddie

How, how can one ship Creddie? - It just seems boring... No offense... I'll illustrate.

A Creddie short-short-short conversation.

Freddie:"Hey Carls"

Carly:"Hey Freddie.. Um, Can we talk...?"

F:"Sure.. 'Bout what..?"

C:Really nervous "I... kinda.. realized that I.. kinda have feelings for you.. and... I might.. might wanna go out with you.."

F:Blinks, and pinches himself, to be sure he hears right, then he Screams:" YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES, Finally!" and kisses Carly, full on the mouth.

The end. Boring right? xD

A Seddie Short-short-short-okay not that short Conversation.

Freddie walks in the shay's appartment: "Carly..?!"

No answer.

Freddie's turns to leave when a voice says: "She's not here, neither is Spencer. So go snuggle your stuffed animals dork"

Freddie jerkes his head towards the petite blond and answers her in a mocking voice:"Oh.. Its you." the you sounding like puke-stuff.

Sam:"Nice to see you too, Dorkward, you know, I just Loooooove seeing your face" (Heavy sarkasm)

F:"Oh Shut up Demon."

S:"Don't Get your underwear in a bunch, I'm just sitting and eating ham, it's not like sugested we should date or anything else disgusting."

F:" Cause It would make YOU puke to date ME.. I have rights too, you know, and I would use my right to say that I would be the one to puke."

S:"Yeah-yeah. Dork."

F: Hissing:"Demon"

S:"Calm down Dorkenstein, your turning purple, and may I say that color doesn't suit you well... actually it's-"

F"Orrhh, Shut UP, Puckett.! - You know what? I HATE You"

S:"Hate you too, DorkFace" Very calm.

F:"You... ... Butterhead!"

S:Uuuuh, Good comeback, Dorkio"

F:"Salmonella"

S:"Flacid asparagus, Benson's going Wiiiiild"

F:"Demon"

S:"Dork"

F:"Delinquent"

S:"I hate you"

F:"I love you"

S:"Dorkucini"

F:"She-Goat"

S:"Fredwardioooo- Wait, did you say...?"

F:"What, Puckett..? ... Yes.. I did."

S:"Uh oh!"

F: "Arghh,"

S: Jumps at Freddie: "UURRGGAAARGOOORGGGH"

F:"Double ARRRGGH"

S: Tackles Freddie, and pins him to the ground, straddle him, slings her hair over her shoulders, commertial like, and says:"I loooove you too." does the hair thing again and shouts:"Because your Worth it!"

F: Struggles:" What!? - Ehm, Sam, Your sitting on me! and.. WHAT?!"

S:!I'm aware of that, dorkface, and Pleeeeeaase, for god sake, be quiet and stop struggling."

F: "..."

S: "good Dork,-"

F:Scowls and mumbles: "I'm not a dog, puckett.."

S:"Dork - Dog, Whatev. I was saying: I love you, You gotta listen more careful!!"

F: Mouth hangs open, as much as possible when your laying down, and your jaw's not affected by gravity.. :"Uhm...What.. do you want me to say..."

S: "Nothing, Just be ready"

F:"For what"

S:"Lip to lip action!" she shouts in a happy voice before she leans down and kisses him forcefully on the lips...

Camera zooming out, before they go to wiiiild..

You see why, YOU should be a Seddie Warrior?, No? then go get yourself some brain surgery, you need it BD.

Quotes

Icarly

-iwas a pageant girl
(after tara creatively breaks the board)
Carly:to taraYou wanna break something eles?
sam: "Like freddies arm, Freddie's leg, Freddie's face?"
Freddie: 'Aww, sam? if your in love with me just say so.'
sam: Nyahhh!
Freddie: Nyahhh!

-ispeed date
Sam: "If a guy wants a date with Mama, he should ask me. And pay for it. Or he can just give me the money and stay out of my life."

-Ikiss
Benson: You put a dead fish in my locker, I handcuffed you to Gibby. Now we're even.
Carly Shay: Yay. Who wants lemonade?
Sam Puckett: I don't play to get even. Mama plays to win.

(Freddie knocks and opens Carly's door)
Freddie: Hey, Carly!
Carly: Oh, hey!
Freddie: Is Sam here?
Carly: No. Why?
Freddie: 'Cause I pulled a prank on her!
(Carly stands up with a shocked expression on her face)
Carly: You pulled a prank on Sam?
Freddie: Uh-huh.
Carly: What?! Are you tired of living?

Carly: So, what prank do you put on Sam?
Sam: (from outside the door) OPEN THIS DOOR!
Freddie: Call the police!

Spencer Shay: Hey, where've you guys been.
Sam Puckett: A movie.
Carly Shay: We saw "The First Kiss."
Spencer Shay: Eww. How was it?
Sam Puckett: Same as every other stupid teen chick movie ever made.
Carly Shay: It made me embarrassed to be a teen chick.

-ithink they kissed
(Carly pins Freddie to the ground, demanding to know more about him and Sam)
Carly: Tell me!
Freddie: NO!
(Freddie reverses the pin and pins Carly to the ground)
Carly: Whoa! When did you get so strong?
Freddie: Same time the voice got lower.
Carly: Did you and Sam kiss?
Freddie: OK, yes, it's true! Sam and I kissed!
Carly: Oh my God!
(Freddie helps Carly to her feet)
Freddie: I was bummed about not kissing anyone and I was out on the balcony and Sam came out and said she didn't kiss anyone either and we ended up kissing!
Carly: Oh my God!!
Freddie: It was just one time, except for the other time. But that might have been Sam's twin sister. I'm still fuzzy on the whole Melanie thing.
Carly: You guys are my best friends! How come neither one of you told me?
Freddie: We promised we wouldn't speak of it again. Oh, man! I've been speaking of it again!

-iwant more viewers
(Carly, Sam, and Freddie are reading comments on )
Carly: Insane!
Freddie: Unbelievable!
Sam: I know, can you believe this?
Freddie: I said, unbelievable.
Sam: Oh I'm sorry, I thought you said you were doofy and annoying!

(a sound is heard in the background of Spencer's live broadcast to iCarly)
Carly: What's going on out there, Spencer?
Spencer: Well, it seems our sign is so bright and dazzling, it distracted one of the drivers below. (another car crash is heard) Actually, two of the drivers- (more crashes are heard)...three of the dr- (yet more car crashes are heard) ...literally many of the drivers below are being distracted by our extremely dazzling sign!

-Iwant locker 239
Sam: (to Locker 239) Just standing next to it makes me feel like a princess..(takes a bite out of her salami) Salami? (to Freddie)
Freddie: No thanks, Princess Puckett.

-I hurt lubert
Carly: (on Freddie's newfound freedom) I thought your mom always makes you wear a belt, and never let's you wear open-toed shoes.
Freddie: Yeah, but since she's been taking care of Lewbert I can pretty much do whatever I want. Last night, I slept with my socks on.
Sam: So?
Freddie: Just my socks.

-iowe you
Sam: (crying)I don't like working! I don't know how people do it. It's horrible! Th-they don't let you sleep, or watch TV, or go online, and they expect you to be nice to all the customers! And I'm not even allowed to eat the chili. Do you know what it's like to be me, surrounded by giant pots of chili and not allowed to eat it?
Carly: I can't stand to see you like this. You have to quit.
Sam: No, I can't. I promised myself I wouldn't quit until I paid back every penny I owed you and Freddie. I had to clean... (gulp) urinals! Boys are so gross!

-isaw him first
Sam: Freddie walks in with a much deeper voice Dude, why is your voice so deep?
Freddie: I dunno, puberty?

-ipie
a bear comes out of Freddie's apartment
Sam: Oh my gosh, the bear ate Freddie! Bad bear!
She hits Freddie, who falls down then gets back up
Freddie: Never do that again.
Sam: Don't tell me what to do.
She hits Freddie again and he falls to the ground

-istake out
Spencer: Hey, little sister and her two friends who never seem to hang out at their own homes.

Detective Tragg: (holds up badge)Detective Tragg, Seattle Police Department.
Sam: (thinking she'll be arrested) Freddie, take my backpack.
Spencer: Uh, what can I do for ya?
Detective Tragg: I'd like to talk with the kids.
Sam: (loudly) You can't prove anything! (Freddie throws backpack)

-iget detention
Carly: Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible?
Freddie: I gotta give you credit, Sam. You make it look easy.
Sam: Years of practice.

-ipilot
Carly: You know anyone but me would punch ya right in the head.
Sam: Which is why you are my best friend.
Carly: Good to know. Now why are you mine?
Sam: Because I'm a lovable person.
Sam knocks a kid into the lockers

How To Seem Normal
(Whether this is 'normal' or not depends on your point of veiw, of course...)

not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
not talk to fictional characters in public.
not answer fictional characters in public.
4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5. Do not go out in public without a scythe.
6. Disregard above note. Perform numbers 1 to 4. Take note of 18 first.
7.Note expressions.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers you know.
12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all!
13.For legal purposes be sure to delete/eat/burn above note. (Do not do these things to computer though)
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill them for security purposes. Unless they are mad.
16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.
17.Make a scene whenever inhumanly possible.
18.The men in white coats are not your friends. Especially if they are from Itex.
19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.
20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket and sunglasses.
21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best for drowning in. Try lemonade.
22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing. Pyromania rules.
23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.
24.Always remember, um... um... Damn. Something.
25.Train army of flying monkeys, or kidnap the flock.
26.Goldfish don't like milk. Cats like both.
not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.
28.Find out who invented the word "antidisestablishmentarianism".
29.People are staring at you.
act crazy.
31.Lies are weird, but not as weird as the truth. Which can be found at the bottom of a duck pond.
not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth. Very sharp. Oww... nasty teeth, baaaaaaaad...
33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people. NOT!! Become friends with all little people you meet.
34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experience. Do this as much as possible.
'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding.
36.Never pet a burning dog. Never burn a petting dog. Or do both.
37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka.
38.Naked men dig parkas.
39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.
know what would look good on you?
41.A meep.
42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless blob.
43.The size of Danny DeVito. Plus fangs.
44.Make an amusing facial expression. Like this. O.o
45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.
46.Stalking is fun. Do it more. Take a camera.
47.Make a large sign saying, "Bow down in awe of the Holy Winged Splodge". Count how many weird looks you get.
matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.
49.That way is a sugar high. Alternatively, eat cheese. Then go to sleep
50. Double espressos are good. Apart from when you need to sleep. Then they are bad.
cannot kill the snow.
53.The snow can kill you.
54.Grass can also kill you. Fear the green.
55.The policeman said I can't have his gun... so I bought one and he took it away...
56.Catch person who sold me gun and get a refund. Or kill them. Whichever is better fun.
57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say.
58.Staple paper in the middle of the page.
case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.
are not a vampire, werewolf, empress, god or anything like that.
61.Pretend to be so around people.
not go out with Voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon.
63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?
64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.
65.Remember to kill HIM...
66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.
67.Note reactions. Avoid parents.
68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.
69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice.
70.Hide the bodies, otherwise people ask embarrassing questions.
the evidence.
72.But not if it's broken glass.
73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run
not tell children that the flying spaghetti monster is out to get them with his friend, the flying mutant cheese blob.
75.Disregard last note.
76.Note reactions.
77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.
78.Stock up on ball point pens.
79.Learn to fly. Tell no one.
80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.
not stick fingers into blender.
82.Blender... Bad... Ouch.
83.Blood loss is bad.
84.Find way to re-attach fingers.
85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.
86.Answer every question with a question.
87.Ask people what time they are from.
88.Note reactions.
89.Refer to people as "mortal".
90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me.
91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.
92.Start by drowning them in fire ants.
93.Find the creators of pop-up messages.
94.Kill them.
95.Brutally. By force-feeding them baked beans.
96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination. So give them a copy of your death notes book.
97.Dunk head in boiling water.
98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7.
99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling!
100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a girl!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

One of my best friends died recently; I'm really upset. He was such a great guy and I miss him. Maybe you knew of him. Most people did. I hope it wasn't you who contributed to his death, otherwise I shall dispatch a vicious band of lions to disembowel you. Okay, I don't have a troupe of lions at my disposal, but I can find one, trust me. My friend was a paragon of amazing. His name was Common Sense. I am sorry to inform you of his demise. Mourn with me.

Dearly beloved…we gather here to say our goodbyes. Here he lies…

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.

Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate and teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm A Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

Rest In Peace, my old friend.

When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.

Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

(Mom if you read this i doubt you will haha BUT I LOVVEE YOU :) )

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a witch with a b.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.( not all the time)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (If you're a girl)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (If you're a guy)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I’m ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small ...
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have a slight ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a witch with a b.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (Can we define Witch?)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching bands, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.
I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser.

YOUR GUY SIDE (bold is me):

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture. (except for books and technology!)
Sad movies suck (they just end up depressing me)
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (still own a DS :) )
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (all of them are
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total:8

YOUR GIRL SIDE (again, bold are mine):

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance? (gymnastics like a billion years ago and ballet a trillion years ago)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

Total:10 (looks like i’m more of a girly girl than i thought xD)

WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"

Kiss on the Forehead ="I hope we're together forever"

Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"

Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"

Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"

Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"

Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"

Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...

Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"

Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"

Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"

Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"

Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"

Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"

Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"

picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

--Advice--

Dont ask for a kiss, take one

If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.

--Requirements--

Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.

If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
and can't get them out of your head
then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you.
Repost this as what a kiss means

What a Boyfriend Should Do

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignore's you
Give her your attention

When she pull's away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her-
because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

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Give her the world.

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Let her wear your clothes.

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When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

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Let her know she's important.

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Kiss her in the pouring rain.

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When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking, Sweet??"

If you post this in the next five minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."

Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend s

add "I'm a/an supposedly" on your title, then add the rest of the answers on as you do the questions. Are you what this says you are?

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?

Red = loud

Green = stupid

None = freaky

Fuzzy = gorgeous

Yellow = innocent

Purple = a little too happy

Black = emo

Stripes = funny

Gray = skanky

Pink = preppy

Light blue = sweaty

Other = hot

x White = sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?

Shorts = cutie

Skirt/skort = skank

Corduroy = homosexual

xTight jeans = scene kid

Ripped jeans = emo

Cammo = cage fighter

Jeans = prep

Pajamas = pimp

Cargo = clown

Sweats = athlete

Boxers = brat

Booty shorts = female

Capris = Gangster

Nothing = creepy

Bikini bottoms = beach girl

What is your natural hair color?

Brown = that every one wants to make out with

Blonde = with a hot boyfriend

Black = with a sexy smile

Dark brown =with a broken heart

Red = that likes to have fun

xAuburn = who loves to be different

Dirty bl with a nice ass

Bald = cute elderly man lol

Pick the month you were born on:

1 = who ate

2 = who needed

x3 = who danced

4 = who shot

5 = who killed

6 = who smoked with

7 = who banged

8 = who ran shirtless with

9 = who got stabbed horribly by

10 = who cuddled with

11 = who slept with

12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:

01 = the kool-aid man

02 = a dog

03 = a shoe

04 = a toothbrush

05 = Santa Claus

06 = The Trojan man

07 = Barney the dinosaur

08 = an exotic dancer

09 = a star

10 = a bag candy

11 = my lover

12 = a glass of milk

13 = a puppy

14 = a lego

15 = a stripper

16 = a pickle

17 = a straw

18 = a rock

19 = an orange

20 = my bestie

21 = a homeless guy

22 = a witch

23 = my crush

24 = an easter egg

25 = a jar of honey

26 = a book

27 = a bowl of cereal

28 = a french fry

29 = your sibling

30 = Paris Hilton

31 = your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing

White = because I love to cook

Black = because im sexy as hell

Pink = Because the lil people told me to

Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs

Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous

Polka Dots = because I hate my life

Purple = because I'm creative

Gray = because I got dared

Other = because that's how I roll

xGreen = because I'm good in school

Orange = because I rock your socks off

Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose

Brown = because I had to

Shirtless = because I've got abs

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

Did you know...
Kissing is healthy.

Bananas are good for period pain.

It's good to cry.

Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

Lying is actually unhealthy.

You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want you to make the first move.

It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

Chocolate will make you feel better.

Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

A good friend never judges.

A good foundation will hide a hickeys...not that you have any.

Boys aren't worth your tears.

We all love surprises.

Now...make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
WISH WISH WISH!
Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and paste into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...your wish will be granted.

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right into her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile!!

"They hurt her"

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

Make a wish, and hope it happens...

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your monthof birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

Are you sure?

Really?

Okay...

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservativeand aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you or your best friends are insane, copy this into your profile

If you think Gibby IS a mermaid copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever seen a film, TV show, or anything of the like, and can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

5.5 million people are on the internet right now. Copy this onto your profile if you are one of them.

If you have ever pasted anything on your profile, paste this on your profile.

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.

If you are a girl, paste this on your profile.

If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those iCarly fan girls, paste this into your profile.

If you have OSD put this in your profile! (Obsessive Seddie Disorder!)

If you are so obsessed with iCarly that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile

If you think that only losers hate/don't get iCarly, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you started talking to an episode of iCarly, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know Seddie beats the flippin' socks off Creddie, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you throw a fit when someone says the iCarly, twilight, vampire diary, blood ties, moonlight or any Amazing show characters aren't real, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever spent numerous hours looking for stuff that remind you of any of the iCarly team, copy and paste this into your profile

If your mom wishes you'd never heard of iCarly, copy and paste this into your profile.

If one of your favorite numbers is now 239, copy and paste this into your profile.

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and put this on your profile to bring a smile to someone (maybe even a chuckle)...

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

Scary-a.. thing..
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. ;)

If you want world Peace, paste this into your profile

If you Suffer From NKSO (Nathan Kress Sexiness Overload), Paste this into your profile

If you have a Cat named March, Paste this into your profile or want a cat that you can name after one of the best months paste this into your profile

If your an iSupport Jennette McCurdy Person , Paste this into your profile

If you like pasting things into your Profile, Paste this into your Profile

If you are a living Organisim Paste this into your Profile

If you're willing to knock out anyone who says Seddie sucks ,Paste this into your profile

Some endings are just too perfect to write fanfic's for...

If you've HAVENT had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile

RIP Steve Irwin. Copy and paste this into your profile as a memorium.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

Now that you've Pasted at least 1 Thing into your Profile, Dance Like a monkey :)

Cute Seddie Moment Here!!

Sam: Do I ever cross your mind?

Freddie: No

Sam: Do you like me?

Freddie: Not Really

Sam: Do you want me?

Freddie: No

Sam: Would you cry if I left?

Freddie: No

Sam: Would you live for me?

Freddie: No

Sam: Would you do anything for me?

Freddie: No

Sam: Choose me,or your life

Freddie: My life

Sam runs away in shock and pain,and Freddie runs after her and says...

"The reason why you never crossed my mind is because you're always on my mind.

"The reason why I don't like you is because I love you."

"The reason I don't want you is because I need you."

"The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I die if you left."

"The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you."

"The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I'll do everything for you."

"The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."

iCarlyfan616 on utube ( I was bored again so I went looking for Jathan videos) has a video where Jennette and Nathan are flirt fighting and he says "maybe she cares more about you than she does her b... iCarly people" AND I was like omg he almost called himself her boyfriend!!! The video is called: Cute and Funny Jennette and Nathan video-go check it out!!

Swac spoiler follows:

Omg omg- Channy has happened :) I was watching Sonny With A Chance on demand and now Sonny and Chad r secretly dating!! (yyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwhhhhhhhoooooyyyyy)

Lovers come and go- but lust lasts forever.

Definition of Lust:
An untamable, undeniable, passion, and want for something or someone.

Examples- the way Freddie and Sam feel about each other: seddie
- the way Sonny and Cad feel about each other: Channy

ONE OF MY FAVORITE quotes:
have you ever heard people say "love is like spinning your arms around really fast. It feels wonderful, you have so much energy and you feel as if you're the best thing in the world. But, you might make the mistake of thinking that spinning your arms fast isn't something as dangerous as it is wonderful. That if you don't keep your eyes on something still, you can't see what's going on around you, and you begin to lose your balance. Then suddenly, you fall on your face."

Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say "RUN BITCH, RUN!!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin': "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' butt that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say: "It's becuase your gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!!

Hay this is for people that have been wondering about Miley Cyrus' new look, and songs. I have been watching alot of her videos she has posted, ones about her album, and live performances. What I think is that after the whole Niley break up Miley dated that model and when that ended she gave up on love. She started putting all her anger about Disney controling her, the loss of Nick, and peoples opinions about her into her music to express herself. Her music is different because it has changed like she has, and the tatto she had that says "just breath"- she puts her hand on it during the preformances/ songs that are based off of the Niley relationship. And the nose ring- alot of girls have them. The rest of her clothes like her music are her expressing her feelings.

FAVE ICARLY QUOTE FROM SAM:'Thats not a mouse, thats a rat.'

FAVE ICARLY QUOTE FROM CARLY:'I don't kiss like blahuhhh, i kiss like a princess!'

FAVE ICARLY QUOTE FROM SPENCER: 'I don't wanna (carly:why?) 'Cause il jiggle'

FAVE ICARLY QUOTE FROM FREDDIE: 'Aww Sam if you're in love with me just say so!'

I don't own the following:

Sam: are you okay Carly?

Carly: Yeah, just a little tired. I had this weird dream last night

Sam: me too. Were you getting chased through school by a giant ham sandwich?

Carly: No

Sam: Okay, that's just me then

Freddie: HEY carly! Sam!

Carly: Hi Freddie.

Sam: Fredward.

Freddie: Whats up with you guys? Rough night?

Carly: Weird dreams.

Freddie:Were you two being chased by a giant laptop?

Sam: no

Carly: no

Freddie: Just me then

Sam: so what was your dream carly?

Carly: well first... Freddie was my Boyfriend

Freddie: Sounds like a good dream

Sam: More like a nightmare!

Carly: And the second weird thing was that you, sam, were jealous of me for going out with him

Sam: UGH!

Freddie: Thats does sound like a nightmare!

Carly: i have no idea what that all means

Freddie: you should check with spencer. Doesnt he have that dream interpretation book?

Carly: Good idea! but i lost him

Sam: You lost your older brother?

Carly: Either that or he's hiding

Spencer: (metal voice) IM NOT HIDING!

Carly: Spencer?

Spencer: (Met. Voice) IM NOT HIDING!

Carly: Where are you then?

Spencer: (M.V.) i was making a new sculpture called iron dude for the yakima museum... its meant to be a living sculpture!

Carly: i can hear you, but i cant see you

Sam: yeah, where is your voice coming from

Spencer: (MV) Im inside the sculpture!

Carly: Your inside?

Spencer:(MV) Yeah

Carly: well come out

Spencer: MV: i cant, i welded my self in...

Sam: wow! did you mean to?

Spencer MV: yes and No

--EVEN MORE BUT I DONT WANNA TYPE IT!! if there was a video, i would post it, but i might post it myself, look for Killer0hamhampoo!--

YOU KNOW IF YOU ARE AN AUTHOR IF...

-If you talk to yourself.( That's me!)
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. 'I wonder why I talk to myself ch?')
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. 'Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word 'deliver' could mean removing someone's liver?'Me!)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, 'Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!'
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else's e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no 'apparent' reason.
-If your friends don't even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you're a good writer: If you worship English 101.
Copy and Paste this if you're a writer.
talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

-You copy and past things more than once onto your profile by mistake

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You zone out even with other people.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

You're profile is REALLY long.

Your computer runs out of memory.

You can't stop writing!

Your parents take away your computer, and you almost die. Literally.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101 ( yet you worship it- weird huuu?).

Put this on your profile if you're an author! :D

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, DandNsGirl, coolsodagirl, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, ZeratheNightDancer, Acegik13, Ryuu-Chiyo, Akemi-Chiyo, Archangel's Requiem, Animegirl92, CSIBeauty, Shining Zephyr, EmoGwyddoniaeth2, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, Daydreamer71, -EHWIES, Shewhodanceswithdragons, That Bloody Demon, Zara2148, crazyvi, DannySamLover20, iBadLucker98, randomness 101-Seddie FanNote, Seddielovergrl

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: I said i would Try not succeed

Ima Dork, but the cool kind, haha, peace out!

In the words of Randomness 101-Seddie Fan

go and be B E A S T

GO and be the A W E S O M E S A U C E I know you are.

Y E L L BAM BAM tUrKeY AND ham! tHe TOP of your L U N G S when you AcHiEvE S O M E T H I N G.

Be sOuThErN like ME and say 'LoRdY lOrDy' rather than 'O H M Y G O D' OR say it when you're S T R E S S E D

Love the song W O N D E R W A L L by Oasis because it's the B E S T

live to be raNdom

PEACE OUT S U C K A S !

Seddielovergrl

Love peace Seddie