Er, Hi. Stumbled upon my profile huh? Well, hi. Or should I say HAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!

Name(s): Vanessa Osbourne, Vanessa Osbourne Randome, and Vanessa Insanity Delerious Interchangable Obscurity Telescope Osbourne.

Mystical Fanfiction/Imagination-Made Pets: Timmy (a walrus), Rufus (a really colorful, giant rooster that can fly and sing Glass Onion.), Trademark Audience (an audience I conjure every now and then), and Mr. Spikebutt (a Bowser Koopa plush toy I absolutely ADORE!).

Mystical Fanfiction/Imagination-Made Objects: Wand (made out of flubber and wood from the department store. Somehow magical. My bet is the flubber.), Enchanted Flying Big Wheel (I love this so much. IT IS FUN!), and Trademark Water Slide (a classic way to exit my reviews.).

I am the guardian of WALKMANLAND! A magical land that has towns based purely on MUSIC! And, maybe a few videogames and TV shows...

I love a lot of bands/singers from the 50's, 60's, 70's, 80's, and 90's. I even like a few that are still playing now. (mostly bands like Green Day, Pearl Jam, Oasis, Counting Crows, ect.)

I also like Mario Brothers stories, especially ones that are LuigiXDaisy, or ones that have shyguys. (and even the occasional MarioXRosalina) I also like Fanboy and Chum Chum, Phantom of the Opera, Ed Edd & Eddy, Grim & Evil/Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, and SpongeBob Squarepants stories (and songfics).

My favorite foods consist of:
Chocolate (Who doesn't)
Shrimp (MMMMM! I WANT SOME NOW! N-O-W NOW!)
Carrots (Like a bunny)
Nachos (YES!)

I sometimes enjoy stories that make fun of baby-ish shows like Dora the Explorer, Seaseme Street, Teletubbies, Barbie, ect. It's usually just fun to get a laugh out of these types of stories. Yes, I AM that immature sometimes...:P

I am fond of many bands and singers, but some of my favorites are:
Green Day (LOVE EM')
The Boatswains (my dad's AWESOME band)
The Beatles (of COURSE)
Edie Brickell & New Bohemians (They are AWESOME)
Queen (Totally)
John Lennon (WHY DID HE HAVE 2 DIE?!!!)
Paul McCartney (WINGSPAN RULEZ!!!)
Barenaked Ladies (Not really nude, just a name. JEEZE!)
Genesis (GO PHIL COLINS!)
Pearl Jam (Yellow Ledbetter being one of my favorite songs)
They Might Be Giants (Who doesn't love these guys?)
Weird Al Yankovic (POWER OF PARODY)
Michael Jackson (only when he was doing Thriller and Paul McCartney Duos)
Ozzy Osbourne (ROCK LEGEND AND THIEF OF JOHN LENNON'S LOOK)
Oasis (Yay, yet another British band gone 90's)
Cars (HEARD BUNCHES OF YOUR SONGS WHEN I WAZ LITTLE)
Carpenters (So calm, so peaceful)
Aerosmith (More Rock Legends)
Led Zeppelin (Yet another Rock Legend)
Dead Milkmen (FUNNIEZ SONGZ)
Earth, Wind, and Fire (Good, Jazzy Tunes)
Men At Work (Australians! SWEET)
Bee Gees (Barry Gibb Talk Show! YEA!)
Blind Melon (BEE GIRL BEE GIRL BEE GIRL)
Beach Boys (SURF THA WAVE)
Go Go's (WE GOT THA BEAT)

Well, that's alot of bands/singers. And you wouldn't want me to list all of my favorite songs either. OK. Please. Don't. Ask. You. Will. Regret. It. The. List. Is. So. Long. It. Would. Take. 2. Days. To. Get. Halfway. Through. It.

Rock is a favorite, but one of my recent loves is classical music. Mozart and Hayden and such. I thank the movies Amadeus and Phantom of The Opera for this. Gotta love classical...

Currently trying to make ideas for long, novel-like stories. Have a few in mind, but I gotta get finished with a certain series of novels that have become a worldwide hit... NO PREVIEWS! The idea's core feels to unique for me to reveal now. MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE being random and being funny! RANDOM=FUNNY=FUN=SMILES=HAPPY=NACHOS=YES! This is what I like to call, the chain of life.

I think that Princess Daisy should be in a game with the Mario Brothers. Not as damsel in destress, but as a rescuer more or less. All she's been in is SML, and sports games. THAT'S IT!
I fell the same way about shyguys. You may have read my shyguy origination (and thought I was a lunatic to write such nonsense) and look at my avatar (actually, you cannot anymore. Stupid me...XD) to see that I favor the shyguy race. I like them, they just look kind of cute to me. They're like, little children or puppies or something pleading out "love me, someone rescue me from the loneliness."

OK, I got carried away. I do that too often. Oh well.

Man, right now I'm so glad I have peace- *Justine, Vanessa's OC enters.*

Justine: HI VANESSA!!! :D

Vanessa: Oh crap. Justine. This isn't a review or a story. This is a profile. Are you suposed to be here?

Justine: *insane smile. No seriously. IN.SANE.* Nope! I broke the rules JUST TO SEE YA!

Vanessa: Um. I, made those rules, and I made them for a reason.

Justine: Oh come on. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please...

(12 days later.)

Justine: Please. *Cough* pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeze!

Vanessa: X_X *faints.*

Justine: oops. I said to many pleases...again... *sigh.*

Holy Crud! These are Oxymorons! I LOVE THIS POEM! (Found it on Wikipedia. Not mine!)

One fine day in the middle of the night,Two dead boys got up to fight,Back to back they faced each other,Drew their swords and shot each other,One was blind and the other couldn't see,So they chose a dummy for a referee.A blind man went to see fair play,A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"A paralysed donkey passing by,Kicked the blind man in the eye,Knocked him through a nine inch wall,Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,A deaf policeman heard the noise,And came to arrest the two dead boys,If you don't believe this story’s true,Ask the blind man; he saw it too!

Poetry is another thing that I love. You can probably tell by my 'book of Super Mario Galaxy 2 poetry' that I've posted here. I dunno how it happened, but somehow, I got in touch with my inner poet.

Conspiracy theories and coincidences are something I LOVE to explore. Ever since I read about the Paul McCartney is dead theory, I've LOVED trying to make up conspiracies, which often annoy others. Oh well...

I don't think I've ever seen real anime. If Pokemon counts, then okay, I have. But, I had no idea what the heck it was, and at one point, my friends' dad said the animation was called 'Japanimation', so, of course, I totally thought of it as that. Never read Manga.

10 Ways you know you're EXTREMELY obsessed with Fanboy and Chum Chum:

1. You've sometimes sang the Frosty Mart Song (From Jingle Fever) (Sadly, I've attempted to sing it as if it were an aria in an opera...)

2. You've fallen in love with one or more of the characters (I LOVE THEM ALL!)

3. You imagine yourself being in the FB&CC dimension (Oh yeah, LOADS of times...)

4. You quote characters off of the show (Yes, I quote them when I feel random. SERIOUSLY!)

5. You've called/heard someone call an ICEE a Frosty Freezy Freeze (Yup, got ICEEs, and someone blurted out 'WE HAVE FROSTY FREEZY FREEZES!)

6. You've made fic after fic about these guys (Ya want proof? *SCROLL DOWNETH!*)

7. Even when you're around people who positively hate/have no clue about the show, you talk about it with them. (My friends have only seen a few episodes, yet I STILL reference it!)

8. You've thought about/been one one of the characters for Halloween (I thought about it. Didn't happen.)

9. You've wanted to create some episodes for the show, and have even come up with ideas. (Fanboy of the Opera and The Wizard of Oz WILL BE EPISODES!!!)

10. Even when you've watched an episode over 9000 times, you STILL insist on seeing it again. (That's the way with me and Sigmund the Sorcerer.)

So, basically, I'M FREAKIN' OBSESSED WITH FANBOY AND CHUM CHUM! WHOO!

(UPDATE!) Okay, I was looking back on a 5th grade spelling notebook, and I found this really random set of quotes and/or sayings I'd written down when I had to use spelling and/or vocabulary words in sentences/writings. So, I thought I'd put some of them here! (Note: The underlined words are spelling/vocabulary words...)

1. Why, I will certainly certify your certificate, just give me your money. (2-1-10)

2. Ah, here come my replacement parents. Ooh, shiny. (2-1-10)

3. Alphabetical order sucks, just throw it in a pile. (2-1-10)

4. "They are replacing me with...MEXICANS!" said the Lou Dobbs doll. (2-1-10)

5. Oh, it's all hopeless now. We lost the Super Bowl. NOW WHAT?! (2-8-10)

6. You're just jealous that I'm more knowledgeable than a ninth grader. Now, help me spell "cat." (2-8-10)

7. I ain't courteous. I ain't even polite. *BURP* (2-12-10)

8. I scorched the million dollar rug. WHERE THE CRAP IS MY RAISE?!! (2-12-10)

9. I made a universal spectacle of myself, now I'm FAMOUS! (2-12-10)

10. The moral of the story is... ALWAYS DRINK COFFEE! (2-12-10)

11. I am suffering at this moment, trying to write some material people will LIKE! OH, I GOT IT! Pull my finger. (2-17-10)

12. I took out a loan for a penny, and now I have $100,000,000,000 in debt. I AM SO FLIPPIN RICH RIGHT NOW! (2-17-10)

13. That advertisement was in my dreams. How the crap did they do that?! (2-17-10)

14. They offered me a home. I told them "I HAVE $100,000,000,000 IN DEBT, SO LEAVE ME ALONE, I'M RICH!" (2-17-10)

15. Who was that stealing villain off of Dora? OH I KNOW! President Nixon! (3-3-10)

16. I demand to know WHO THE CRAP STOLE MY POP-TART! (3-3-10)

17. Professors are teachers who force you to get an A+. (3-3-10)

18. Goodbye everyone. Gotta get back to the government and scream at them for a half-hour. (3-3-10)

19. My principal says the basic principle of pleasure is...ICE CREAM! (3-10-10)

20. My customary lifestyle is being so muscular, you look like the Hulk's trainer's dad. (3-10-10)

21. WHOEVER THE CRAP STOLE MY PEPPERMINT BETTER BE READY TO BE BEATEN WITH MY RHYTHM STICK! (3-17-10)

22. Accountants SUCK! They get payed minimum wage, and get locked in the closet. Oh wait, that's the delivery boy. (3-17-10)

23. Goodbye. Our copyrights are now in the hands of Hall's Handkerchief factory. What a rip off. (3-17-10)

24. My friend James ran into the flames. Boy, what an idiot was he! (3-24-10)

25. Here's some newsworthy business; OUR TOWN IS BANNING DESSERT! I'm so depressed now. (3-24-10)

26. My friend James is now highly flammable. (3-24-10)

27. I spend my leisure time intruding on people's property. (3-31-10)

28. James likes scorching hot weather with little or no oxygen. (3-31-10)

29. A genuine biscuit costs $91,000,000. Sign me up for one! (4-21-10)

30. Though James the Man with Flames is human, he has no mortality. (4-21-10)

31. Flamin' Jame's automobile is a fireproof tricycle with flames painted all over it. Oh wait, those aren't painted, they're REAL! (4-21-10)

32. Recently, Flamin' James set my house on fire. All he was doing was just asking for sugar. (4-21-10)

33. Kindergarten is for children and childlike adults who won't GROW UP! (4-28-10)

34. Flamin' James is a fanatic of radioactive ghost peppers. Mmm...tastes like hot and glowy green. (4-28-10)

35. The object of the game is to tag Flamin' James...without catching on fire. (5-5-10)

36. It's no use. We can never separate flames from James. NOOOOO! (5-5-10)

37. Flamin' James will embarrass me if he makes me catch on fire. Flames are like, so 2 years ago! (5-5-10)

38. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO! (get lost and close the door on your way out. I hate drafts.) (5-5-10)

39. "And furthermore," said James, "we should all adapt to being on fire. Now, BURN ALL OF YOU!" (5-12-10)

40. The Flamin' James committee is now working on a project that will ensure the right to be in flames, and the right to share those flames with everyone and everything. (5-12-10)

41. Flamin' James has stopped racism in the southern part of the U.S. because he threatens to burn people if they are not fair. (5-12-10)

42. Flamin' James fascinates many Harvard scientists. (5-19-10)

43. Victorious as he is, Flamin' James was once very desperate. That one time, he was not on fire.

44. Flamin' James will NEVER give up his freedom to be in flames. N-E-V-E-R! (5-19-10)

45. Flamin' James IS 100% perfect. (5-19-10)

Remember, I was in 5th grade when I wrote these, so if they don't make sense, that's pretty much why.

Okay, here's where I'm going to post links to videos my friends and I have made. You know, if you actually give a crud.

Wario Bros: Revenge!! Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/user/SuperDentBros#p/a/u/0/_CjkLdTfaVQ
This one's basically first in a two-parter movie about the Wario bros. getting revenge on the Mario bros. I voice Waluigi in it. We (me and SDB) hope to have Part 2 up soon.

Wario Bros: Revenge!! Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/user/SuperDentBros#p/a/u/0/Z_coJhJ85M0
Part 2 is now up!!! Hope any of you who are going to watch this enjoy it!!! I'm still Waluigi.

My friends' Youtube channel is SuperDentBros. Mine is VanessaOsbourne (wow, so original.) I suggest you go to my friends. It's WAAAAY better than mine. Trust me there.

Link to my friends' channel (which, if you're a big Mario fan, I suggest you take a look at): http://www.youtube.com/user/SuperDentBros

Link to my channel (Warning: You will most likely be disappointed. Just warning you: there isn't much.): http://www.youtube.com/user/VanessaOsbourne

Ah, and here is one of those thingies where you write down like, 10 of your favorite characters, number them, imagine you're in contact with them, and answer the questions. HERE WE GO!

1. Klaus Baudelaire (A Series of Unfortunate Events)
2. Christine Daae (Phantom of the Opera)
3. Sigmund the Sorcerer (Fanboy and Chum Chum)
4. Daisy (Mario)
5. Cryptospridium 138 (Destroy All Humans!)
6. Rosalina (Mario)
7. Kyle the Conjurer (Fanboy and Chum Chum)
8. Violet Baudelaire (A Series of Unfortunate Events)
9. Orthopox 13 (Destroy All Humans!)
10. Meg Giry (Phantom of the Opera)

1. What would happen if 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Me: *groggily.* Dude, if you're asking me to help you read that law book, then the answer is HECK NO! *falls back asleep.*

2. 3 walked into a room, then five seconds later, he/she ran out screaming very loudly. What runs throught your mind?
Me: *thinking He probably met up with a kraken he couldn't kill...or worse, A KYLE FANGIRL! *snickers.*

3. 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
WHAT?! DAISY AND POX?! Wow, I NEED to lay off those Wonka Bars...XD

4. 5 cooked you dinner?
Meh, it's probably spiked with some kind of poison or other harmful substance...

5. Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
I'd tell her to call for me ANY time she needs me, then try to kill COunt Olaf, since HE'S probably the one behind the incidnet.

6. 9 made fun of your friends?
I wouldn't be very surprised by this, but I'd still beat the living crap out of him. NOBODY INSULTS MY FRIENDS WITHOUT A GOOD BEATING!

7. 10 Ignored you all the time?
Probably 'cause she's so busy with ballet and such...PLEASE TALK TO ME MEG!!! DX

8. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Read up all he can about the serial killers, serial killers in general, and how to avoid them, then help me make a plan. ^.^ Thanks Klaus!!!

9. You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Calms me with her singing, then begs Erik to help (which he does. ;D)

10. It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
Tickets to his next show.

11. You're about to do something that'll make you feel EXTREMELY embarrased. What will 5 do?
Probably mock me and find a way to make me do it even faster.

12. 7 is about to marry 10. What's 1's reaction?
Klaus: *trying to be nice.* Uh, good for you, I guess.

13. You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
He'll probably turn the person dumping me into a toad, and then we'll celebrate by not bickering for ONE WHOLE DAY!!! YAY! :D

compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
By inventing a bunch of cool equippment for me to use and insulting the other opponents when prep-talking me.

15. You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Tell me my face is red, then start laughing wiht me.

16. 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Um, ...Dunno. I guess it might be because we both like to read, and we have similar glasses...

17. 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for 9?
Me: Here's what you do: Dump the fop, then try singing to Pox and see if he instantly falls in love with you and your voice like Erik did. It'll most likely work XD

18. You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you
get along?
Heck no! :P They're probably very rich, prestigious people (magic people, that is...), while I'm a random, wild muggle. I dunno how Sigmund would even start dating me in the first place!!!

19. Would 5 and 6 ever kiss?
They might. If they did, I'd have a HUGE squeeing-fit.

20. 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Ask her what the heck's gotten into her, snap her out of it...then get her to marry Crypto...^.^

21. You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Aw crud. Here comes another session of smart aleck remarks..

22. 8 thinks he.she'll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will
you tell him/her?
I'd tell her she's out of her mind, and that she'll DEFINETALLY find someone...

23. 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
Now I go find Crypto and kill him for spiking Pox's drink/food/??? with...whatever he spiked it with...

24. You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
Aww! You two are so cute!!! I'M CALLING SCIRVENER ELF TO HELP WITH THE WEDDING! :'D

25. Could 1 & 6 be sould mates?
...Maybe. :) It WOULD be sorta cute...XD

26. How would you feel if 2 married 3?
A bit odd..and jealous. Sigmund is MY Sorcerer...Oh God, did I just say that?!?!-_- YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING!

27. Make up a summary of a 3/10 Fanfic.
Nobody ever thought Sigmund Z. Sorcerer would find love. Even he himself thought so. Until she came...

28. What might 10 scream at in a moment of great passion?
HE'S HERE! THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA! *shrugs.* Not 100% sure...

29. How emo is 7?
Where to start...:P

30. Have you ever read a 6/7 fanfic before?
No, but hey, that might be sorta cute...a wizard and the mother
of the cosmos...aww! :D

32. 4 is asked to go on a date with 3. What's 4's reaction?
She'd probably giggle, pat him on the head kindly, then walk away.

33. 9 & 1 fight. Who wins?
Hard to tell. They both seem like they'd lose in a fight, but I'd probably have to say Pox. He'd use his pscychokinetic powers and PWN Klaus.

34. 1 & 8 team up to do both of their dreams? What are their dreams?
To get Count Olaf behind bars ASAP.

35. Would 2 trust 5?
Probably not. Unless he somehow puts her in a trance with his singing, which will happen when someone finds a fully matured walrus without tusks!!!
(And no, the tusks CANNOT be pulled out!!!)

36. 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Meg turns around, stares at her, and both start laughing.

37. 5 & 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study
will they pick?
Together? Hmm... probably something that has to do with science (Klaus would be interested in that sort of thing, and Crypto would do it so it could help him destroy Earth...XD)

38. If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?
Baby pheasant drizzled with gravy for the main meal, and starbits for dessert.

39. 7 & 9 apply for a job. What job?
Oh, I dunno, something that has to do with RULING THE WORLD!!! XD

40. 8 gives 5 a haricut. Is that okay?
...Crypto doesn't have hair...

41. 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Probably not. He'll probably scare the crap out of her with details and such...and I doubt he's very good at sketching things other than weaponry and mechanical devices, so...

42. 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
...I didn't know furons could blush. And I have no idea!!!

43. 1 accidentally kicked 10?
He'd quickly say he's very sorry, and she'd forgive him.

44. 2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
Poor Poxy...he'd be PRETTY disturbed with the message Christine wrote to her "Raouly Bear"...XD

45. 5 and 6 did a workout together?
...Fail...XD

46. 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday party?
OH CRAP! Sorry Rosie! *hands her an invite and hugs her as an apology.*

47. 7 won the lottery.
Good for you Kyle! Now you can get yourself some clear braces, and everyone will stop calling your metal mouth behind your back-oops. Wasn't supposed to say that. :P

48. 8 has a big secret?
Lemme guess...you're the one who took apart my mp3 player and used many of the components in your latest invention...

49. 9 became a singer?
o.O Wow, just wow Pox. I'll have to schedule time when Crypto and I can come personally to your concerts and laugh our butts off at you while you're onstage...XD

50. 10 got a daughter?
She'd teach her ballet, just like her mom did with her. She'd be very caring as well...XD

51. How would 3 greet 4?
Sigmund: *appears from a fancy cloud of smoke and waves his hands around in a show-offy way.* It is I, Sigmund ze Sorcerer!
Daisy: Sup, dude!

52. What would 4 envy about 5?
Crypto's awesome weapons and adventures...XD

53. What dream would 5 have about 6?
Probably one about them falling in love after Crypto crashes onto the Comet Observatory...XD

54. What do 6 & 7 have in common?
MAGICAL POWERS OF AWESOMENESS!!!! XD

55. What would make 7 angry at 8?
If Violet used something of his in one of her inventions without permission. I doubt that would
happen though...

56. Where would 8 meet 9?
In an inventing lab, DUH!

57. What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
His plot to become the saviour of the furon race. He's too prideful to have someone else
steal his glory!!! :D

58. What would make 10 scared of 1?
If she knew about how he injured a co-worker at a Lumbermill while under hypnosis...XD

59. How would you feel if 7/8 was canon?
Actually...not that bad. In fact, they might find each other charming. This might ACTUALLY work!!!

60. 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?
Violet helps Daisy cook Pasta Puttanesca and Sigmund puts on a small magic show.

61. 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why
They were probably up late last night reading Percy Jackson, now they're bored and want to do something...XD

62. Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens? Why did they gang up on him?
He flees to Milkweed. He was probably being a show-offy jerk...again.

63. 1 starts to write a story where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?
Christine: *concerned.* Ah, Klaus, are you okay? You haven't been eating too much Pasta Puttanesca, have you? (She'd be pretty disturbed...:P)

64. 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
Eh, knowing him, it might be so-so.

65. 8 and 5 go camping. For some reason, they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Violet probably invents a trap to help capture small animals while Crypto blasts anything in sight.

66. While they're camping, they run into Barney. What do they do?
Crypto uses his Zap-O-Matic to rid the world of Barney.

67. 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale/ how does it go?
"Once upon a time, there was a poor, disfigured young boy who lived in a cage with some traveling gypsies..."

68. 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue him/her. What happens?
Crypto reluctantly goes with, grumbling about the humiliation of being saved by a human.

69. 3 starts a day camp. What happens?
Eh, Sigmund basically teaches his "Dazzlers in Training" how to be showoffy magicians.

70. 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later, what is happening?
He's either cooking Pasta Puttanesca, or he let Sunny take over.

71. 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?
Rosalina tries to calm down Violet, while telling Sigmund that she and he cannot be (RHYMING POWER!)

72. 7 Kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release? What is it?
Either the secret to recieving (awesome) furon mind powers, or Crypto's collection of deadly weapons...

73. 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens?
Crypto quickly finds out Pox is trying to get revenge on him for spiking his drink with...whatever he spiked it with, and yoga has NOTHING to do with his next mission.

74. 9 murders 2's best friend. What does 2 do to get back at 9?
Probably asks Erik to punjab Pox. Erik and Christine would then probably mourn Meg's death.

75. 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survie. Does 6 save his/herself or 1?
She'd definetally put Klaus before herself, since she's so kind. Klaus would remember her all his life because of her sacrifice. :)

76. 2 dares you to face a fear?
Grr...okay fine Christine. But after that, YOU'RE gonna have to face your fear:having your father's portrait (Bob Daae; previously known as Gustave/Charles Daae) call you Bob Jr. while Joseph Buquet's ghost shaves your head bald.*evil grin.*

77. 6 was lying next yo you on a beach sleeping?
Poor Rosie...looking after Lumas contstantly must be hard...XD

78. 7 confesses that they're part of you're family.
HOLY CRAP! I'M RELATED TO A WIZARD?! Ah well, at least that explains why we bicker so much...XD

79. 7 asks 2 out on a date?
Erm, Kyle? That's the POTO equivalent to suicide...

80. 5 reads one of your Fanfiction stories?
Ah, he'd get bored with them, mock me in his reviews, then set out to do his next mission.

Eh, That's pretty much it. GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!