![]() HEY GUYS ;) Lock on Lockon here. L.o.L. for short. I'm a girl who absolutely my FANDOMS: PJO HOO Legend trilogy Lorien Legacies Avengers Lunar Chronicles Harry Potter The Mortal Instruments Naruto Fairy tail Kuroko no Basuke Noragami The Infernal Devices The Maze runner trilogy The Hunger Games Gallagher girls Death Parade Free! Iwatobi Swim Club Chronicles of Narnia Attack on Titan Maximum Ride Iron fey series Inuyasha Gundam 00 Pirates of the Caribbean Generator Rex Reign Rise of the Guardians Thor Divergent series Psycho pass The Originals The Vampire Diaries Ouran highschool Host Club Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar children Avatar: The last Airbender Legend of Korra Teen Wolf The Flash Owari no Seraph Mahouka Kouko no Rettousei Lord of the Rings Haikyuu!...and other stuff that I need to recall.. In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. On a bag of Fritos! ...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (I don't know about you, but I don't have X-ray vision :/) On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Which would be...?) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (What?! I LOVE eating frozen dinners!) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (…DANG IT!!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Are you sure about that? I thought it would be cold after heating! You learn something everyday, I suppose) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't that be much quicker?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Oh, that means I can't have my kids drive me today. Darn.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Oh! I had no idea sleep aids could do that!) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Gah. I was planning to use them in space!) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (OH NO!!) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (That idea never even occurred to me!) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (EAT nuts? Really? No way!) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (No, I'm sure a piece of cloth will! *jumps off cliff*) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Okay!) On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:"Put on fork and eat." (But...I was gonna kill someone with this! Are you telling me I actually have to EAT it?) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and paste this onto your profile! XD Let's eat Grandma! Let's eat, Grandma! Commas Save Lives |