Hello, friends! My name is LadyHokageSama (Formerly Elphabalover101 and LymeWarriorCosplay), but you can call me Elisa. That's not my real name, but it's the name I've chosen to be known as here on Fanfiction.

But of course, you can always call me Elisa Queen of Ideas and Creativeness! Yup, that's my new title! Deal with it!

I'm an aspiring child life specialist

I'm a proud Block-head. STEPHANIE J. BLOCK IS AWESOME!!!!!

I am a proud shipper of Bursey! It is a new ship Wickedly Hope Pancakes and I invented. It's Kyle Dean Massey and Jackie Burns. You'd have to watch the Pippin vlogs in order to understand.

Accounts:

Warrior Cats RPG - Elisa Princess of Oz

Xanje (Warrior Cats RPG's sister website) - Elisa Mito Girl

DeviantART - glitter8pony

Not many of you know this, but I have an illness called mitochondrial disease (mito). The mitochondria in your body are responsible for creating 90% of the energy needed to sustain life. Without mitochondria, life is not possible. Mitochondrial Disease causes the mitochondria to not work properly, resulting in the energy your body needs to not be made. When this happens, your cells die. And if this continues, entire organs begin to fail, and often results in early death. Everyone's symptoms are different, but my symptoms so far are:

Chronic fatigue Chronic pain Nausea Migraines (BAD migraines) Muscle weakness and muscle pain Low blood pressure Difficulty swallowing Ptosis (droopy eye) Breathing difficulties Overheating easily (my metabolic system is messed up) Severe muscle spasms Vision problems Brain fog (memory loss issues from chronic illness) Insomnia POTS or Orthstatic Hypotension Dysautonomia I can't walk at all anymore I'm completely Mute Delusions

I'm in and out of the ER multiple times a month for varying health issues related to my medical conditions. This may seem awful, but I actually have it pretty easy. A lot of kids with mitochondrial disease practically live in hospitals. Mitochondrial disease kills more people than childhood cancer. So why is it that if I say "mitochondrial disease", people's reaction is "mito-whaaa?", but if I mention cancer, everyone knows what I'm talking about? This needs to stop. Kids with mitochondrial disease have a 50% chance of living to the age of 10, and a 20% chance of living to their 20th birthday. Most people with mitochondrial disease are diagnosed with another illness because mitochondrial disease can look like other illnesses such as autism, diabetes, cancer, and Parkinson's. Mitochondrial disease can also appear invisible, resulting in pain with no visible explanation. For this reason, some doctors believe that mitochondrial disease doesn't exist and that the pain is all in the person's head. This is not true. Mitochondrial disease is very real, and the proof is in the people who have symptoms that will actually show on tests. We must spread awareness for mitochondrial disease before any more pain and deaths can be inflicted.

I also have chronic lyme disease, which is just as much to blame for all my symptoms as my mito is. Chronic lyme is real, and it can be deadly. Most people believe that lyme is rare, but the truth is that it's in epidemic proportions. It's everywhere, yet nobody realizes it until it's too late. Most people have it without even realizing it. It's the silent epidemic.

Fanfiction Information (IMPORTANT!):

Return of the Wicked and Call Me Beautiful are on temporary hiatus until I can finished Invisible. And even when I'm done with Invisible I won't be updating any of my stories until I've completely written all the chapters. Sorry.

It has been confirmed that there will be sequels to Return of the Wicked and Invisible once they have been complete.

The Wicked Creed

When ever it rains, I promise to remember Elphie

When ever I see animal abuse, I promise to remember Doctor Dillamond.

When ever I see someone with disabilities, I promise to remember Nessarose.

When I see someone who's vaintity blinds them, I'll think of Galinda.

When I see someone who's changed for good through a death, I'll remember Glinda.

When I hear about cruel dictators, I'll curse the Wizard and his deeds.

When I see a bullying teacher, I'll remember Madame Morrible.

When I see two lovers risking everything for the other, I'll remember Fiyero and Elphaba.

When I hear children teasing another for differences, I'll remember Elphaba and her strength.

When I see two friends fighting, I'll remember Glinda and Elphaba...and how one argument can effect the rest of your life.

When I see a boy lovesick over a girl that'll never be his, I'll remember Boq.

When ever I see a monkey chattering, I'll remember how hard Elphaba worked to get Chistery to talk.

If you love Wicked, You'll think of this creed and post it in you profile.

The Wicked Pledge

I promise to remember Elphaba whenever i see something green

And I promise to remember Galinda when I'm trying not to be mean

I promise to remember Fiyero whenever I think the least

And I promise to remember Nessarose when I travel east

I promise to remember the Wizard when I think that lies are better

And I promise to remember Madame Morrible whenever there's a change in the weather

I promise to remember Boq when i don't get my first choice

And I promise to remember Kristen Chenoweth when I hear a shining voice

And I promise to love wicked, Who cares what people say?

Wicked will be in my heart every single day

More About Wicked:

Favorite Character: Elphaba Thropp

Favorite Pairing: Elphaba and Fiyero (Fiyeraba)

Favorite Song: "Defying Gravity" and "No Good Deed"

Favorite Elphaba: Stephanie J. Block

Favorite Glinda: Annaleigh Ashford

Least Favorite Character: Madame Morrible (Wicked fish-ness must be punished!)

Least Favorite Song: Thank Goodness (Blah!)

Favorite actors and actresses

Stephanie j. Block (Best Elphaba EVER!)

Willemijn Verkaik

Idina Menzel

Lindsay Mendez

Eden Espinosa

Kerry Ellis

Louise Dearman

Rachel Tucker

Christine Dwyer

Jennifer DiNoia

Sierra Boggess

Laura Osnes

Derek Klena

Ramin Karimloo

Christy Altomare

Sierra Boggess

Melissa Benoist

Productions I have been in:

School House Rock Jr. - Chorus member

Willy Wonka Jr. - Matilda (One of Charlie's friends who only has 3 lines in the whole show)

Beauty and the Beast Jr. - The Wardrobe (She has a name, except it's really long, so I won't type it here)

The Little Mermaid Jr. - Allana (One of Ariel's Mersisters)

OTP (Only true pairing): MariChat

OTCP (Only true celeb pairing): Bursey (Kyle Dean Massey and Jackie Burns. Watch the Pippin vlogs to understand what I'm talking about)

Here are my beliefs. You don't have to agree with me, but I'm putting them out there.

God is real, and Jesus Christ is my savior and lord. [Just try to argue with me. You will fail.] Abortion is murder. Child Abuse is horrible. Homeschooling is one-hundred times better than public schooling.

If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this in your profile, and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible, it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed a
man standing at the end as though he
were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this if you truly
believe
in
God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you
no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost it.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this on your profile.

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, WWMTgirl,The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, PrincessZeldaSkywalker, ApprenticeEternal, HaChosenOn, DefyingGravity4ever, IceNin55, Alice Inn is 'Not That Girl', C.C. Grant, Hedwig466, Fiyero's Girl- Elphaba, Wicked Is My Life, Lyme Warrior Cosplay

- Some people dream in black and white. Cope and paste this onto your profile if you dream in GREEN!

- If you are so obsessed with Musical Theatre that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile!

- If you think that green skin is awesome, copy this into your profile.

- If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile.

- If you consider yourself a total Wicked Fan, copy this into your profile

If you think Elphie's hat is SCANDALICIOUS copy this to your page and spread the WICKED cheer!

-If you are a theatre geek, copy this into your profile.

-If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

-If you have met someone and they changed you for good, copy this into your profile.

-If you're so Wicked obsessed that you could see a green or blue-diamonded person walking down the street and not blink an eye, copy this into your profile

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

-If you loathe Dorothy and her little dog Dodo then copy and past this on your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile (OMG this is DEF me!)

-If you listen to your Wicked CD religiously, and know the words back to front, copy this onto your profile.

If you just couldn't shut up about Wicked for weeks after you saw the play, and voraciously hunted for pirated clips on Youtube, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever wanted to play Glinda or Elphaba in Wicked, copy and paste this into your profile! (I still do xD)

If you fantasize about the whole OBC of Wicked coming to your school for a day, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever used a Galindafied word and gotten weird looks from people, copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone thinks you're crazy/is scared of you from it, paste this on your profile

-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile

If you would rather see a Broadway show than go to an amusement park, copy and paste this into your profile (Totally me!)

If FANFICTION (especially for WICKED) is constantly on your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy and paste this into your profile. (Heheh...current obsession: 'WICKED'!)

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "their", "there" and "they're". If you're one of the ones who do, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this into your profile. (I'm home-schooled, so I have plenty of time to write)

If you have friends online whom you don't even know in the real world but you don't really care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

When you saw Enchanted and saw the Wicked poster in the background you freaked out, just like when you realized that Idina Menzel is in it, and that Stephen Schwartz composed the music.

They moved together- blue diamonds on a green field. Elphaba and Fiyero deserve each other. If you’re a Fiyeraba addict, and unashamed to admit it, post this on your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Wicked that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile!

If you've ever felt hopelessly misunderstood due to your obsession with Wicked, copy this into your profile.

If you think Elphaba really is beautiful, copy and paste this into your profile. (Honestly, she's amazingly, wicked beautiful!)

If you are a complete and total overly-obsessed, die-hard, green-skinned, magic-wielding Wicked fanatic to the point that your rants and tirades sometimes make the obsession seem unhealthy to others, and are admitedly overprotective of Elphaba, but extremely proud to admit all of this, and are more than willing to openly smack someone as hard as you possibly can with all the strength in your body if and when they say something bad about Elphie, copy/paste this into your profile and add your name to the list:
Defying-Gravity-ForGood; mothermonstersElphaba;WickedSuperFan;RavenPuff Girl; Eriphabottackson; Elphabalover101

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions when you probably should be doing something else, copy this onto your profile

If your response to that is “You say that like it’s a bad thing,” copy paste this into your profile

-You can relate almost anything to Wicked, even if it is distant.

If you've ever seen Wicked live, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever felt hopelessly misunderstood due to your obsession with Wicked, copy this into your profile.

You now want to throw a brick at your TV every time you watch The Wizard of Oz and Elphaba is melted, but you tell yourself it's all an illusion and she's going to escape with Fiyero, so it's OK.

-While looking for colleges the first one on your list was Shiz.

-Before you reply to anything you think "what would Elphaba say?"

-If someone who hates you calls you a witch, you take it as a compliment.

-You got upset when you found out you couldn't take Gillikinese, Vinkan, or Qua'ati for your second language class.

-You find yourself saying things like , "Oh, my Oz!" or "Sweet Lurline!" or "Oz-forsaken", or even "Son of a Munchkin" in public, and get really wierd looks for it.

-You wish you had a Goat teacher like Doctor Dillamond.

-Someone asks you, "If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?" and you answer Oz.

-Cinderella's Castle? Screw that- give me Kiamo Ko.

-You send various people the Wicked script over email or you print it out.

-You can relate almost anything to Wicked, even if it is distant

-You introduce yourself as 'I am the other (insert position) (insert name) I am beautifully tragic.

-You talk to your pet due to suspicion that it might be an Animal in hiding. - yep!

-You brought up your grades because Elphaba's grades are good

-You refer to the Scarecrow and the Wicked Witch of the West as Fiyero and Elphaba

If you think Dorothy is nothing but a friendship-ruining, fakeified, Witch-murdering, squeally little brat, paste this into you profile

If you hate that little brat from Kansas and her dog, Dodo, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are different than kids your age because your the only one who listens to REAL music not pop-rock, copy and past this to your profile.

If you have attempted to Defy Gravity, succeeded, and nobody in the entire world can bring you down, paste this into your profile.

The people in the world are black and white. If you would proudly be the only green person in the world given the opportunity were it possible, copy this into your profile.

If you are able to see how beautiful green skin really is, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

(O) WICKED is on my ipod!! 92% of teens have moved on to rap! if your still one of the 8 that still listens to REAL music then put this on ur profile

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your sorry butt.

I have A.D.O.S. What's that? You wanna know what that is? It stands for Attention Deficit...OOOOH, SHINY!!!!...Wait...What were we talking about again?

Some people were accidentally dropped on the floor when they were babies...I think I got thrown at a wall.

Okay, so you know how sometimes random people throw skittles at you and shout "Taste the rainbow!" When that happens to me, I just throw a happy meal at them and shout, "I'M LOVIN' IT!!!"

9 out of 10 voices inside my head are calling me insane, the other 1 is humming "Defying Gravity" from Wicked

The next time you're in Walmart, hide in a clothes rack and when someone is looking through the clothes come out and say "WELCOME TO OZ" :)

95% of the teenage population would be in a crisis if Miley Cyrus, Justin Beiber and Selena Gomez were on top of a 5 story building. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're one of the 5% that would be screaming into a bullhorn, "JUMP, YOU CREEPS JUMP!!!"

If you really should be doing homework right now, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this on your site if you like to laugh! XD

If you have been bullied online or in general or are against it, copy and paste this into your profile!

Imagine this!

Nessa, Boq, Galinda, Fiyero, and Elphaba are all sitting at a table at dinner.

Nessa looks at Boq.

Boq looks at Galinda.

Galinda looks at Fiyero.

Fiyero looks at Elphaba.

Elphaba looks at a book (and occasionally glances at Fiyero)

What we have here is a love pentagon!

The Six Truths of Life:

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. You just tried to do the above.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're realizing you're an idiot.

5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWAHAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life

7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. (Wicked Fans Only) WE HAZ ELPHABA!!!!!!! WE NEED NO OTHER REASON!!!!MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

If Wicked replaced your past obsession, copy and paste this into your profile.

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ღღ
ღ
ღღ WICKED!

You say pink
I say green
You say High School Musical
I say WICKED
You say Hip-Hop
I say Broadway Tunes
You say Jonas Brothers
I say The OBC Wicked
You say Edward and Bella
I say Elphaba and Fiyero
You say Hannah Montana
I say Glinda (of the Upper Uplands)
You say Dorothy
I say she's a FARM BRAT!
You say New York
I say the Emerald City!
You say Narnia...
I say OZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All I want...

Is the ability to fly,

on a broomstick,

and to be green,

and black haired,

and brown eyed,

and be magical,

and have a hot Vinkun boyfriend,

who just happens to be a Crown Prince,

and be BFFs with a perky blonde girl,

who goes by more that one name,

and a little sister,

who's tragically beautiful,

and have that one friend,

who's in love with my best friend,

and maybe a cool relatable teacher,

and a evil head Shizstress,

and favorite celebrity,

who I might work with one day,

and you know what would be cool,

a flying monkey,

and a spell book,

that only I can read,

and maybe a little green bottle,

that's memorabilia from my mother,

but what would make it all worth while,

a scandalicious hat,

Is that too much to ask for?

YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH FAN FICTION WHEN:

10. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews" and/or "PMs," a.k.a "Private Messages."

9. You're so used to typing/writing that you're constantly touching on your face, picking at your zits, playing with your hair, pulling loose hairs off of your clothes, fiddling with jewelry, etc., etc. just so you can be doing something with your hands because you feel the need to keep them in constant motion out of habit as a result of so much writing.
(this one is true of me. when i'm not doing something on the computer or writing something down, or even drawing (though i'm not much of an artist) i'm always doing something with my hands, usually one of the above, especially playing with my hair and pulling loose ones off my clothes)

8. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fic.

7. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet.

6. Short disclaimers are for losers and noobs. Whoever thinks up the craziest (or goriest O.O) gets a cookie.

5. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fan fiction, and even if you haven't, you can't use the ones you have left because they're either off-topic or your teacher wouldn't know what in the heck you're talking about, so you'd probably fail anyway. (so true, so true XP i had a chance to use a pair of OCs once, but that was it)

4. A story idea isn't a story idea. It's a plot bunny, and somtimes it brings plot holes with it, because that's just how the bunnies work.

3. You hear people talking about a ship (the water variety), and you mother frickin jump, like, five feet in the air and act like you've never heard the word used outside of the fan fiction context.

2. Whenever something inspiring happens or a random train of thought enters your head, you screech, "Ooh! Fan fic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours.

1. You repost this chiz onto your profile! :)

TEN SURE SIGNS THAT YOU ARE AN OBSESSED FANFICTION WRITER

1. When you ask yourself a question as one character and respond as another one.

2. When you begin to compare what a friend says to something one of your characters would say.

3. When you are talking to a friend and you suddenly scream, “Oh my god! I just got the greatest idea for a story of mine!” and your idea has NOTHING to do with what you were talking about.

4. When you lock yourself in your room, crank up the music, and act out an entire story…and then forget everything you thought of.

5. When you are listening to a song and go “Oh my god! This song is exactly what (Insert story here)

is about!”

6. When you run around the house dancing and thinking of an idea, acting all crazy, and write the scene that turns out to be a very sad, calm scene.

7. When you fear to daydream because you are afraid of your characters geting killed

8. When you can’t fall asleep without thinking about what is going to happen in your next chapter.

9. When you begin to in vision your own version of someone else’s fanfic.

10. When you think out loud and start giggling and jumping around talking to yourself when you come up with a good idea.

Things I'm scared of -

[X] the dark

[X] water
[X] staying single forever
[ ] being a parent
[X] giving birth
] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[ ] closed spaces
[X] heights
[X] dogs
[X] birds
[ ] fish
[X] spiders
[X] flowers or other plants
[ X] being touched
[X] fire
[X] deep water
[X] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean
[X] failure
[ ] success
[X] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriend's/girlfriend's dad
[ ] boyfriend's/girlfriend's mom
[X] rats
[X] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[ ] crossing hanging bridges
[X] death
[X ] heaven
[X] being robbed
[X] falling
[X ] clowns
[ ] dolls
[X] large crowds of people
[X] men
[ ] women
[X] having great responsibilities
[X ] doctors, including dentists
[X] tornadoes
[X] hurricanes
[X] incurable diseases
[X] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[X] ghosts
[X] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[X ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers (especially FOUR)
[ ] even numbers
[X] being alone
[X] becoming blind
[X] becoming deaf
[X] growing up
[X] creepy noises in the night
[X] bee stings
[X] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[X] needles
[X] dinosaurs
[ ] the welcome mat
[X] high speed
[X] throwing up
[X] falling in love
[X] super secrets

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(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Love you.
Text you.

How much am I worth?

Natural Hair Color:

[x] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other - $75

Total: $100

Eye Color:

[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[x] Blue - $150
[ ] Hazel - $100
[ ] Other - $15

Total so far: $350

Height:

[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[X] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[ ] Under 5′4 - $0

Total so far: $425

Age:

[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[X] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $525

Birth Order:

[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[x] First born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] Second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] Third born - $550
[ ] Fourth born - $300
[ ] Fifth born - $400
[ ] Sixth born -$215

Total so far: $845

Drink?

[ ] I did like once - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[x] No - $600

Total so far: $1445

Vision?

[ ] perfect vision - $400
[ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200
[ ] No correction - $100
[x] Glasses - $50
[ ] Contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $100

Total so far: $1495

Shoe Size:

[ ] 13 - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[X] 7 to 10 - $50
[ ] Under 7- $450

Total so far: $1545

Favorite Colour/s (multiple):

[x] Green - $750
[ ] Red - $600
[ ] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[ ] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[x] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[x] Blue - $300
[x] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $500

Total: $3045

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?

[ ] Yes - $0
[X] Nope - add $1000
[ ] some - $750

Total: $4045

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Female Comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put "U" and "I" together
Woman: Really, I'd put "F" and "U" together

MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you! 20/100 apply to me.

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside bit difficult to avoid, since my school uniform is white...and it doesn't help when all of my polo shirts are in the wash and I have to wear my (thin) formal shirt...
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard (nearly put milk in the cupboard, and things out of the pantry into the fridge...lol)
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. (I think everyone has done this one)
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up almost...
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on (Well, I got in the bathtub with my socks on, but that's close enough to a shower, right?)
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jamb
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

'Unnaturally Green' by Felicia Ricci

...'part teacher lounge, the environment was impossible to..."

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

Air

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

umm...I'm not sure. I'm just gonna say The Legend of Korra. Ya, I'm a TLOK fan, so what? Is it really that weird?

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

8:30 a.m.

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

7:59 a.m. Wow, my guess was WAY off

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The air vent

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Last night, coming home from my sister's acting camp performance.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My computer. Duh!

9. What are you wearing?

My Elsa Blue (Ya, that's a color now! Deal with it!) butterfly pajamas.

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes

11. When did you last laugh?

Yesterday, at my sister's acting camp performance during the improv portion of the show. Oz, those kids are funny!

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

paint. Duh!

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Ya! I went to Savannah, Georgia (the most haunted city in America) with my choir last a few weeks ago, and we went on one of those ghost tours that you can go on, and I took a picture in one of the parks they have their, and when I looked at the picture, there was a glowing orb! The story of that park is that every once in awhile, these two little blonde girls will come and play in the park, and people call the police on them because there aren't any parents around. But when the police arrive, the girls are gone! I'm positive that the orb I caught on camera was the ghost of one of those girls! Okay, story time over.

14. What do you think of this survey?

So fun!

15. What is the last movie you saw?

I don't know what the name of it was, but it was something about Shakespeare, with a bunch of guys running around, making fun (in a good way) of all of Shakespeare's plays.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

I'd buy plane tickets to New York and go see all the Broadway shows I want! (Aladdin being the first show on my list, then Wicked, of course!)

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I'm allergic to fresh fruits and vegetables. No joke. It's torture!

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

You can't expect me to choose just one!?

19. George Bush:

He was a good president.

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Nessa, since that's the most normal name I can think of from Wicked.

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Idk

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Probably not, but I'd like to visit!

37 Secrets About Yourself.
Be honest no matter what.

1) have you ever been asked out?
Nope.

2) where did you get your default picture?
The internet, while Googleing Stephanie j. Block (She's so awesome!).

3) what's your middle name?
Anne

4) your current relationship status?
Single

5) does your crush like you back?
I don't have a crush

6) what is your current mood?
Tired (can that be classed as a mood? lol)

7) what color of underwear are you wearing?
None of your business!

8) what color shirt are you wearing?
blue

9) Missing something?
Not that I can think of right now.

10) if you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
I would go back to before I started getting any vaccines and tell my parents not to vaccinate me or my siblings.

11) if you must be an animal for one day, what?
A chinchilla! They're so cute and cuddly and soft!

12) ever had a near death experience?
No, thank goodness...

13) something you do a lot?
Read and write fanfictions!

14) the song stuck in your head?
'Defying Gravity'. Seriously, that song is catchy! Anyways, "So if you care to find me, look to my Fanfiction profile!"

15) who did you copy and paste this from?
musicgal3

16) name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
I have no idea

17) when was the last time you cried?
Yesterday.

18) have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Several times! When I'm in musicals, talent shows, and choir!

19) if you could have one super power what would it be?
To be 'Invisible'. (Get it? No? Okay. You don't have to get it.)

20) what's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Manners

21) what do you usually order from starbucks?
I don't go to Starbucks.

22) what's your biggest secret?
None of your business! It's a secret for a reason! But if you wanna know a secret *Whispers* Elisa isn't my real name! That's right, I just blew your mind! Lol

23) favorite color?
Teal

24) do you still watch kiddie shows?
Yup.

25) what are you?
American. Ancestry from England, Ireland, Poland, and probably a few other places that I don't know.

26) do you speak any other language?
Yes. I know ASL.

27) what's your favorite smell?
vanilla

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?
idk

29) have you ever kissed in the rain?
No

30) what are you thinking about right now?
Why won't NiatheWickedLover update MTLAW?

31) what should you be doing?
Working on finishing the next chapter of 'Invisible' so that I don't have an angry mob of fanfiction readers hunting me down and forcing me to update.

32) who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
I forget.

33) do you like working in the yard?
Nope. That's what my brother is for.

34) if you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
Thropp (so that I could be related to Elphaba from Wicked!)

35) do you act differently around the person you like ?
Nope, because I don't currently like anyone.

36) what is your natural hair color?
brown.

37) who was the last person to make you cry?
Again, I forget.

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't DisguiseYour Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

6. Finish All Your sentences with'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

7. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

8. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

9. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

10. Sing Along At The Opera.

11. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

12. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

13. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

14. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

15. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

16. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

It's Called ... THERAPY

10 Things To Do On A Road Trip

1. Every time someone turns on the radio say, “I hate this song!”.

2. When the person changes the station, say “Wait, go back! I loved that song!”

3. Poke someone in the front seat and say, “I didn’t do it”, even though you are the only person sitting in the back.

4. Every time you pass an exit say, “Hey can you go back? I need to use the bathroom.”

5. Say, “Are we there yet?” every two minutes.

6. If someone turns off the radio, sing random songs at the top of your lungs until they turn it back on.

7. When you are almost to your destination say, “Wait! We need to go back! I forgot something!”

8. While the radio is on, pull out an Ipod and start singing along to the songs.

9. Every two minutes, say a random fact like, “Over 2 million people die in car accidents during road trips a year.”

10. At the end of the trip say, “Can I drive now?”

Things to do in an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Dear bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he talked his friend out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of because of his ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow because his family is too poor.

See that girl you made fun of for wearing too much makeup? You made fun of her for not wearing it too.

See that boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. He doesn't need more at school.

See that guy you just made fun of for crying? He found out that his mother is terminally ill.

See that boy you just called stupid? He has disabilities and studies for hours and hours every night.

See that girl you just called ugly? She spends every cent of her money on clothes and makeup, just so people will like her.

There's a lot more to people than you see on the outside.

Post this on your profile if you're against bullying, anywhere and everywhere.

I bet a lot of you won't.