Hey everybody! My name is BlackShaftedArrow, formerly known as Mrs King Aragorn. You can call me Arrow for short, if you'd like. And, yes, I know, my profile is really long, isn't it? But PLEASE read it all, there's some super funny stuff, some thought provoking stuff, and some super sad stuff. OKAY, BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE PLEASE READ THIS.

There is an author on here that has suffered from the Disappearing Syndrome, her name is Erestor. If you desperately want her to come back so she can keep writing amazing stories, please join the movement. Look left when ever you think of her, and copy and paste this to your profile, and add your name to the list. EvenstarWarrior, BlackShaftedArrow

WARNING: AN AVID LORD OF THE RINGS FAN IS ABOUT TO GO ON A HYSTERICAL RANT, PROCEED WITH CAUTION

Okay, I just wanted to make a point here:
THERE IS NO REASON WHY PEOPLE SHOULD HATE/DISLIKE/OR GET A BAD VIBE FROM BOROMIR!! Shall I repeat that? Good. So what, he was tempted by the Ring? EVERYONE WAS!! And with all that pressure put on him by his dad, I can totally understand why he was like that. And you say, ‘Well, he tried to take the Ring from Frodo!’ And I say, ‘But then he APOLOGIZED and LAID DOWN HIS OWN LIFE to save Merry and Pippin!! He is AWESOME!! If there was anyone you should hate/dislike it should be Frodo. (not saying that I do hate/dislike him. He’s cool.) Here’s my major point, Frodo DID NOT throw the Ring in Mount Doom, he was going to keep it and didn’t care what happened to Middle-Earth!! Seriously! Gollum is the one who REALLY saved Middle-Earth!

END OF RANT

I got this next one from Firefly-Maj's profile. If you agree, copy and paste!

Something I've been pondering for some time, because it really bothered me:

Why does everyone constantly go on about Aragorns hair?

Tolkien certainly doesnt describe it as such, so the reference must have derived from the movies.

I dont think it looks either greasy or damp, however; Aragorn is no elf, after all, so of course he sweats due to all the physical exertion, as everyone does.

This leads me to the next question:

Why do people generally assume that Aragorn is afraid of personal hygiene just because he looks sweaty?

He certainly would not have survived and kept his health in the wild if he had been neglecting himself and his clothes. Therefore I do not think that he smells, either!

One more rant! :P

From Lord of the Rings...Thranduil is not a tyrant, okay?! I refuse to read stories where he is portrayed as such. He was just being a good king. If you still don't believe me, read The Hobbit again. Tolkien writes that 'if the king had a weakness it was for treasure' not for beating up his subjects. In addition, he succours the Men of the Lake in their need, and Bilbo is willing to die for him. Moreover, do you really think Legolas would have been alright if he had been abused during his childhood? I rest my case! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile, add your name to the list and spread the word. Elindë, Elven Warrior Princess, Gwedhiel0117, littledragoneyes, Elf from Downunder, Nimrodel626, BlackShaftedArrow

A little bit about me:

I'm a total Lord of the Rings nerd. I talk about it 24/7 and always find myself saying quotes from the movie in normal conversations. I share in my geek outs with my two sisters. One loves Faramir, the other loves Legolas. I adore Aragorn. Well...duh...he's my husband. (No, I'm not a crazy person, I just like to fantasize.) And...um...I love to read.

Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Pegasus by Kate O'Hearn, Narnia, Star Wars, Phantom Stallion, Ranger's Apprentice--WOOHOO!! GO HALT!!--Brotherband Chronicles, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Heroes of Olympus (Go Team Leo!). Avengers, X-men, Once Upon a Time, Agents of SHIELD, the list goes on...

Things you are NOT allowed to do in Ranger's Apprentice, and what will happen to you if you do. Got this from Halt O'Carrick's profile. Thank you Halt!

1. You are NOT allowed to sing "Greybeard Halt". Halt will make you spend the night in a tree. A PINE tree O.O

2. You are NOT allowed to answer a question with another question. Halt will glare at you and make you feel stupid.

3. You are NOT allowed to say "But I thought..." Halt will say "you're and apprentice. You're not supposed to think" or "If you thought about it, you wouldn't ask"

4. You are NOT allowed to give Tug more than one apple a day. Halt will say "One is quite enough." Tug however, will tend to dissagree.

5. You are NOT allowed to question Halt's skills for ANY reason. Odds are he'll kill you. Painfully.

6. You are NOT allowed to tell anyone that Halt's not really grim all the time. He'll knock you into next week and then kill you.

7. You are NOT allowed to sing "We're off to see the wizard" on your way to visit Malcolm. He'll turn you into a lizard.

8. You are NOT allowed to send your Christmas wishlist to Erak. He'll brain you with a battleaxe. After stealing everything on the list.

9. You are NOT allowed to sing "Santa's comin' to town" when you see Erak coming. He'll brain you with a battleaxe.

10. You are NOT allowed to ask why, exactly, Keren's name is Keren. He'll hypnotize you.

11. You are NOT allowed to sing "Dude looks like a lady" when you see Keren. He'll throw a blue rock at you.

12. You are NOT allowed to hum the James Bond theme while tracking things with Halt. He'll shoot you with an arrow.

13. You are NOT allowed to hum alien music as you near Healers Clearing. Malcolm will kill you.

14. You are NOT allowed to use the "Green Giant" jingle when you see Trobar. He'll steal your puppy.

15. You are NOT allowed to to talk about your wonderful recipe for clam chowder in Skandia. You'll be brained.

16. You are NOT allowed to iceskate on the pond in Skandia. You'll be assigned to the paddles (But hey, at least you'll get to stare at Will)

17. You are NOT allowed to kill Alyss and Evanlyn when they stare at Will with you. Will will NOT marry you (Shame...)

18. You are NOT allowed to sing the munchkin theme song around Will. He'll shoot you.

19. You are NOT allowed to call Halt "Lucky the Leprichon" he'll kill you.

20. You are NOT allowed to ask Will about Crocodiles. He'll think you've gone mad.

21. You are NOT allowed to ask Halt to do an impersonation of Demo Man. He'll shoot you.

22. You are NOT allowed to switch Halt's coffee to decaf. You will die a slow painful death.

23. You are NOT allowed to oil the hinges on the door of Halt's cabin. He'll kill you if the intruders don't.

24. You are NOT allowed to threaten Will. Horace will challenge you to single combat and stick you with his dagger.

25. You are NOT allowed to ride Tug. He will throw you off and Will will shoot you for trying to steal his horse.

26. You are NOT allowed to write out the key to the Couriers Code. Crowley will rant and shoot you so full of arrows you will be remembered in death as 'The Porcupine'.

27. You are NOT allowed to fight a mad axeman with only your two knives. Gilan will throw you off a cliff so that he doesn't have clean up the mess.

Girls
are like apples
on trees. The best ones
are at the top of the tree.
The boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren’t as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they’re amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who’s
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree
all girls copy and
paste this to your page

LIFE LESSONS FROM HALT--I got this from Ranger Turien's profile. Thank you 'cause I've been looking for these for forever!!

"Sarcasm isn't the lowest form of wit. It's not even wit at all."

"An ordinary archer practices until he gets it right. A Ranger practices until he never gets it wrong."

"People will think what they want to. Never take too much notice of it."

"There are always risks in battle. It's dangerous business. The trick is to take the right ones."

"Supper is important!"

"You're an apprentice. You're not ready to think yet."

"Always assume that your enemy knows you're there and will attack you. That way, you tend to avoid unpleasant surprises. It can still be unpleasant, but at least it's not a surprise."

"Trust the Cloak."

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus who died on the cross

then copy and paste this in your profile

Prepare to cry if you read this. I did.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If your against abortion, or if you almost or did cry reading this repost this on your profile.
If we want to stay United, like we claim, abortion has to be stopped...
Save another voice...because that next voice might be able to save us all...

Six truths in life

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical impossibility

2. All idiots, after reading this will try it

3. And discover that it's a lie

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You will soon post this on your profile for another idiot to see.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

I sincerely apologize about this but I am an idiot and i needed company =)

If you count as an idiot, post this onto your profile!

Just a little sump'in I got from KatieElizabethGrace. I posted this on my profile 'cause...well...I'm an idiot.

This is a weird quiz I found on someone's profile, with my answers to the questions.
iTunes Personality Quiz

1. Put your music on shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer
3. You must write that song name no matter how silly it sounds! :P

1. What is your motto?
Padmé’s Ruminations—Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith Soundtrack (that’s kinda freaky…)
2. What do your friends think of you?
Starry Night—Chris August (Aw…how sweet!)
3. What do you think of very often?
Dinner Is Served—Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest Soundtrack (hehehe…well, I do have a hobbit’s appetite. :P)
4. What is 22?
Looking For Angels--Skillet
5. What do you think of your very best friend?
Indestructible—Britt Nicole
6. What do you think about the person you like?
Who You Say You Are—Britt Nicole
7. What is your life story?
I Will Magnify—Dennis Jernigan
8. What do you wanna be when you grow up?
Anakin’s Dream—Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith Soundtrack (What? That doesn’t make any sense.)
9. What do you think when you see the person you like?
More Than Wonderful—Sandi Patti (Very true. :D Except, why do I have Sandi Patti on there…?)
10. What do your parents think of you?
Hello Beastie—Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest Soundtrack (Probably true…:P)
11. What will you dance to at your wedding?
Battle At Aslan’s How—Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian Soundtrack (Okay, weird, but it’s a good song. :)
12. What will they play at your funeral?
The Ring Goes South—The Fellowship of the Ring Soundtrack
13. What is your hobbie/interest?
Two Hornpipes (Tortuga)—Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest Soundtrack (I don’t even know what a hornpipe is!)
14. What is your biggest secret?
Should’ve When You Could’ve: Skillet
15. What do you think of your friends?
Barbossa Is Hungry: The Curse of the Black Pearl Soundtrack (hehehe…I guess we all have hearty appetites. :P)
16. What is the worst thing that could happen?
Falling Inside The Black--Skillet
17. How will you die?
He’s A Pirate: The Curse of the Black Pearl Soundtrack (love this song!)
18. What is the one thing you will regret?
Comatose: Skillet (Another Skillet song?)
19. What makes you laugh?
Beautiful Beautiful: Francesca Battistelli
20. What makes you cry?
Draw the Line: Disciple
21. Will you ever get married?
You’re Not Alone: Marie Miller (Yay! I get a husband!! :D)
22. What scares you the most?
The Black Gate Opens: The Return of the King Soundtrack (hahaha. Okay, that does scare me. A lot. :))
23. Does anyone like you?
Go Big Or Go Home—Manic Drive (So is that a yes or a no?…I’m thinkin’ it’s a yes, since he "goes big" :)
24. If you could go back in time, what would you change?
The Ballad of St. Augustine--Disciple
25. What hurts right now?
Sea Cliff-Ranger’s Apprentice Soundtrack (I was almost expecting to hear Gollum’s song start playing…:P)
26. What will you post this as?
Our God Is Mighty—Dennis Jernigan

Okay, I didn’t rig any of this, it totally just turned out this way. This was really fun you guys should try it! Hahaha…my favorite one was ‘what do your parents think of you? ‘Hello beastie.’ :D :D

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(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

I will remember John Ronald Reuel Tolkien
When I reality is ruining my dreams
But when it's time to read the last sentence one more time
And close the book forever more
I will remember one last time
That John Ronald Reuel Tolkien
Has given me a light in dark places
When all the other lights went out.

Got that from ThurinRanger. If you're a Lord of the Rings fan, copy and paste this to your profile.

Arrow :D

And also, if you've gotten this far: Thank you. I'm proud of you. My profile was insufferably long and also extremely out of date. I still love all those fandoms and stuff, I just realize how cringy I used to be (and probably still am lol) So enjoy my cringey-ness while you can before I take some of this stuff down haha