Haii, I'm SaltyPerson, because 'ChocoPanda' was Taken. Weirdest, most Bipolar, Indecisive, Hyperactive (only on chocolate), Lazy, Listless, Commitment-issues Stranger With Chocolates and Pillows as concubines and my bed as my Wife.

I have too many 2D husbands - I'm such a slut.

Country? Singaporean. Yes, I'm not from 'MURICA. (I have no D. Trump to worry about.)

I Tom-cruise it. (Hue...)

Harry Potter - Draco x Hermione (It's a very sexy pair.) , Harry x Ginny, Theo x Luna x Blaise, Pansy x Ron

Percy Jackson - Percy x Annabeth (Hmm... Percico), Will x Nico x Thalia x Luke (This a beautiful foursome), Jason x Piper, Leo x Calypso

Kingdom Hearts: Roxas x Namine (Smexy Roxy is also mine... It's only a long-term loan), Sora x Kairi, Axel x Larxene, Terra x Aqua x Ventus Vanitas (Aqua is very shippable. Hmm...), Riku x Xion

Final Fantasy: Tifa x Cloud x Aerith x Zack, Squall x Rinoa

Fairy Tail: Natsu x Lucy (This is quite an obvious one), Gray x Juvia (Almost every fangirl relates), Gajeel x Levy, Erza x Jellal, Elfman x Evergreen, Laxus x Mirajane, Lisanna x Bixslow

-- And every other couple from Manga (particular fond of non-stream ones), animes and games that I'm honestly too lazy to type...

Haii.

Chocolate.

Especially the milk and dark ones.

Not too fond of white chocolate.

Too sweet.

But I like white. And Black. And Gray...

Pastel is nice too.

Pandas are adorable.

What's up? The ceiling.

What's down? My wifi.

Damn... you're as no life as moi.

Congrats.

No medals.

Pudding.

Farts.

Rainbows.

Boobs.

Butts.

Bootiful people.

Telly Tubies are my personal TVs.

Barney the Dinosaur is my Kid Repellent.

Why are reading this?

Sour patches vs Super Lemon? Latter is at least sour.

I bet I'll crave for Lemons when I'm pregnant.

I use condoms as balloons.

I'm forever alone.

Perpetually single.

Netflix and chill needs a single version.

Hulu and woohoo too.

Oh wait, it's called my hand.

Instructions were unclear.

Fractured an arm.

I blame Mr. ceiling fan.

Oh wait, I don't own one.

I blame Mr. Air-conditioner them

Are you still here?

Zac Efron has a rainforest under his arms.

Francisco Lachowski.

Jeremy Sumpter.

Alex Pettyfer

I depressingly like blonds.

White-haired anime guys comes first.

Not old men of course.

Brunets are nice too.

Dark-haired isn't too bad.

Exotic colours are interesting.

Ironically, I dislike yellow.

Glasses.

Guys who wear glasses.

Guys who can pull off glasses.

Guys who pull off glasses and without.

Thumbs up.

You accomplished life.

Should I get started on eye colours?

Maybe not.

I need a life.

Jesus has hair goals.

Buddha has earlobe goals.

Food.

Beverage.

Liquor.

Dessert.

I want sushi now.

And ice-cream.

Maybe Haagen Dazs.

But I'm broke.

The End.

Baii.

Giving you a reason to stop reading.