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![]() Author has written 3 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Goose Girl. I was formerly known as PercyLoverX,But i changed my name. My Favourite colour is purple. I am a PJO fan. The Percy Jackson pleadge:
Selena gomez demi lovato Lucy hale johnny Depp Orlando bloom Taio Cruz Avril Lavigne Pink and loads more that I can't be bothered to write about!:P When a GIRL is quiet ... millions of things are running in her mind. When a GIRL is not arguing ... When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions ... she is wondering how When a GIRL answers ' I'm fine ' after a few seconds ... she is not at all When a GIRL stares at you she is wondering why you are lying.. When a GIRL lays on your chest .. she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a GIRL wants to see you everyday... she wants to be pampered. When a GIRL says ' I love you ' .. she means it. When a GIRL says ' I miss you ' ... no one in this world can miss you more than Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with the right person ... Find a guy .. who calls you beautiful instead of hot. who calls you back when you hang up on him. who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who ... kisses Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. Who holds your hand in front of his friends. Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he Who turns to his friends and says, ' That's her!! ' :) :D -This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. I'm like that kk! percylover3 is my back up user! http:///2012/01/esik4hj.html -the best! You know you live in 2012 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played Solitaire with real cards for years. 3.) You're shocked when you hear that people CAN actually survive without cable. 4.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or My Space. 6.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 7.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 8.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 9.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 10.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 11.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 12.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. NORMAL PEOPLE AND PJO FANS NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile This is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! Paste this to your profile if you can read this! You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When… There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. You burn food to see if it smells good. You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… You sometimes try to control water. You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat. You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt. You are a PJO character for Halloween. Recite lines randomly from the books. When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it. Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol. You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. You have dreams about PJO characters/events. You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!" You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies . You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why: Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also shes a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate... Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work. Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket. Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds. Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me I don't want to waste her time! You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations. You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters You go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor. When the dude at the desk looks at you weird, you announce that you're a demigod. You put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth You curse out the gods when something bad happens. You watch the show and read the book every chance you get. You claim that you are a demigod and need to go to camp in New York. You go to New York and ask for a man named Chiron and and say you need to go with him. You look for a Latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw Greek field days. You try to find Rachel and ask her for a prophecy. Every time a major water storm or earthquake happens you question at Poseidon Every time something or someone dies that you are close to, you blame Hades or Thanatos. You talk about them nonstop. You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon. You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case… You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. You think George Bush is a son of Ares. You know Muse is the best singers. Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies Every time you play dodge ball, you bring a suit of armor. You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man. Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!" (guilty) You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera" You cried when you finished TLO You eat, sleep, and breath Percabeth Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page You're in love with a fictional character You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series (a Yankees cap? :D) You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood If you want to push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it. You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant. You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail. You know which pages the good parts are on. You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. You start figuring out who your godly parent is. You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework. You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. You start spelling character names out of your spelling words. You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them. Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument. You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. You have one (or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room. You know PJO better then most sane people. You have links to every great PJO site. You add things to the list every day. You know what you would do if you were Percy. You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not. At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future. You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work. For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood. Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'. You are trying to learn Greek. You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. Every language you know is some form of Ancient Greek. You shriek every time you see a guy with black hair and green eyes. You have an instant crush on Nico! You just have to research more about Greek mythology (Did that. Know almost everything now. :P) You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT. You want to learn Latin. You copy/paste this onto your profile. About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over. You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to You make sure all of your friends (or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO. Your friends (at least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree. A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed. You have something on your school things (or home things), that says 'Son (Or daughter if you're a girl) of god/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of 'name of disliked god/goddess'. You’re nodding and smiling when you read this. You own every single book=) (Including the guide, and the Demigod Files). You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list=) You call yourself a demigod=) You wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real=) You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO=) You've called someone you know a satyr=) You name your pet fish Clovis. Your Harry Potter obsessed family members think you're a freak because you prefer Percy Jackson. You noticed that in TLO, Rick Riordan wrote Connor in Chapter 3 (I Take a Sneak Peak to my Death) and Conner in Chapter 10 (I Buy Some New Friends)=) When you're History teacher asks you what's your favorite food and you answer 'Double Stuff Oreos' because Ares gave them those with a backpack in TLT. You relate a High School Musical song to Apollo. You accidentally call one of your friends a PJO name =) You change the lyrics in LOVE STORY by Taylor Swift from, "Marry me, Juliet" to "Marry me Annabeth" =)* You try to talk to horses =) You try to summon the dead =) You try to summon lightning =) You try to breathe underwater =) You look for an entrance to the Labyrinth in your basement =) You check to see if horses have wings before you ride them =)
Female Comebacks Pick up lines comebacks... add to it Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing. Man: are you from Tennessee? cause your the only ten I see. Woman: Are you calling me fat? Man:I seemed to have lot my treasure, can I look around your chest? Woman: In the movies don't they find treasure's in deadly caves? Who says men are worthy to toss women about,I say kick em where it hurts.See how they'll Like it. What a Boyfriend SHOULD do: -See that boy doing his homework in home room? He couldn't do it last night because he was busy talking his friend out of suicide. My Top Six Favourite Authors are:
Shannon Hale Jacqueline Wilson Cathy Cassidy April Henry Lauren St John :P This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Why did they do this? Once on valentines day a young girl named Isabell Smith, a outcast at her school, recived a note from a admirer saying he wanted to meet. She had been reciving letters and gifts from this person for a few weeks so she had learned to trust him, the letter had told her to meet him at ridge peak, the local make-out point, at midnight. That night she put on a brand new dress and went only to see the 3 most popular guys at her school who were also her bullies. They were drunk so the called her names, grabbed hold of her and rapped her after they were done with her they beat her until she died. Freaked out they buried her in a unmarked grave and swore to take this to their graves. 1 year later all three were found dead and sodimised. The same thing will happen to you in 5 hours unless you repost this on your profile and title it Why did they do this? |