Jaune always wanted to be a hero, that's why he enrolled into Beacon hoping it will give him the chance to do so. What he got was a rejection letter for his troubles. Now living in Vale with no direction Jaune asks himself if he will ever have the chance to be what he dreamed to be. Turns out his question was answered with a spider bite.

The new Lord of his family's venerable estate must restore the honor of his line and destroy the horrifying abominations set loose by the mad folly of his ancestor. Gathering together a group of unlikely heroes and mercenaries they must delve deep into the dark abyss and battle creatures out of nightmare. But the darkest dungeon of all is not one made of stone or iron bars...

Jaune Arc always followed the rules, he kept it that way until he was booted from Beacon. Coming home a failure isn't something to be proud of. Before leaving, a letter appeared on the doorstep. It's a shot to return but involves robbing banks and fight crime syndicates. He will have help, and the choice is simple. He crafts the mask for the task. This will be his Payday. RWBY

Long ago, Angels came to Remnant and brought with them enlightenment. They spread faith and hope across the world before returning to the stars. The people prospered under the faith, then came the Heretic King. Now the faith is outlawed, its members hunted as criminals, but hope remains. In hidden places, the faithful gather and pray to their God, awaiting the return of His Angels.

You've awoken in a world you've never seen before, which follows some rules you've never known. Welcome, reader, to the world of NieR: Automata. This work will focus on the effects of reader without knowledge of the game world being dropped in. Spoilers will be avoided, story will be followed. Terrible title might not be subject to change.

There's something to say about trying to hold onto basic decency in a den full of snakes. It kills you or drives you insane. Or both. Why else would he get himself exiled on purpose? (Hiatus. Desperate need of rewrite. First third barring a few re-done chapters is terrible. Leaving it up, though, because it was my crucible of learning to write).

A joke of Chaos daemon sent two unlikely allies - an Eldar Farseer and an Imperial Storm trooper, through the Warp and into another Universe. In this place, everything is alien to them. Except for one thing - war. War is something they know very well. (Story adopted by Regina Dea. New author starts from Chapter 21)

When Jaune's forged transcripts were rebuffed, his only option was to return home in disgrace or forge a new life in Vale. Opening a diner was an impetuous decision, being good at it a stroke of luck. Becoming the favourite haunt for students, teachers and criminals alike…? That was neither, but it sure did keep things interesting. Wasn't the civilian life supposed to be easier?

Jaune had always dreamed of being a Hero, of being someone. But dreams were just that; for in the world of Remnant the Class you are born with determines your fate. Jaune was born a Blacksmith, and thus that was his destiny. But when a strange opportunity allows him to change that, can a simple Blacksmith become something more within the Beacon Academy for Heroes?

Adam Jensen finds himself in a time only dreamed of in vids, humanity is now part of a great galactic community that fears synthetics, and he struggles to find his place within it. Note: Primarily a DX/ME crossover, with elements borrowed and integrated from other Square Enix franchises.

"A new overlady, you say? She's a little short and flat-chested, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frolicking! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to or not. Because Evil always finds a way."

Sending Shepard back in time? Inefficient. Unlikely to produce significant changes to timeline. Sending the Illusive Man back in time? Difficulty level has increased. Jack Harper, The Illusive Man, is back where it all started. New Cerberus, New plan, and the Reapers watching, always watching. Sending a Hero back in time does nothing; Sending back this guy? Priceless. AU.

Even after seeing their world burned, Humanity was able to stand up again, and push beyond their pre-war status and reach the heavens. But how will a hardened Humanity handle life among the stars? And how will others react to this aggressive newcomer?

He who sets the night aflame, he who puts the stars to shame, floating mesmerizing light, annoying people's his delight ! Egocentric, carefree, freakishly smart - or so he believes - a Republic "volunteer" gets himself in trouble...which he finds fascinating of course, regardless of his "annoying" company. Kotor not-so-serious novelization, with some twists here and there.

In a world where the villains outnumber the heroes, where black and white becomes grey, there is a new force entering the game. A weapon more powerful than anyone can fully understand. And as the old saying goes, what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. There will be changes in the world, and cities will shake. A Prototype/Worm crossover. Rated M for blood. Up for adoption.

Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship

Jason Brody survived his adventures on the Rook Islands with more than just a few scars. His entire view of the way the world works and his place in it has been altered. By helping a fellow survivor, Jason begins to find the answers he's been looking for.

COMPLETE! SW KotOR: A quiet scholar onboard the Endar Spire suffers a head injury that changes everything. Dragged unwillingly into a battle for the fate of the galaxy, the real struggle is a three-way conflict of emerging identities struggling for dominance, and fragments of the past that cloud the present. [Knights of the Old Republic re-telling with deviations and twists.]

The Reapers have arrived. Commander Shepard, after his long arrest on Earth, has been set free to try to make up for lost time. However, as he deals with the mess left by incompetent governments and allies, he will face a new more powerful Cerberus as he tries to forge new alliances. Friendships will be tested and choices will be made in a much different war than in the game.

There's something rotten in Brockton Bay. A sprawling web of political and economical corruption has its hooks into the failing port city, and nobody seems to know where the tangled web of connections lead. Few even seem willing to ask the question. A Worm/The Question fusion crossover following an unpowered hero's attempts to shine a light on the dark corners of Brockton Bay.

Ruby is born with an unusual and dangerous power: the power to summon Grimm. Sheltered, shy, and carefully watched, Ruby is suddenly invited to join Beacon Academy. With the awful potential her power carries and a disturbing deformity that could out her to her peers, Ruby is tested in protecting the humanity of Remnant while keeping a dangerous secret. - AU, sorta follows canon.

Some story with the original RED mercenaries adding their bit of insanity to the somewhat sane galaxy of Mass Effect. How will 9 homicidal maniacs stop a legion of genocidal robot ships? Good question; I have no idea.

Jaune had no interest in Ozpin's latest training initiative, especially when it pit boys against girls across Beacon. Cowardice or not, he intended to hide and wait the whole thing out. Leading the male alliance wasn't part of the plan, nor was becoming mankind's final hope. He was a coward, an idiot and a weakling. It was just a shame no one would believe him when he said so!

A fun-loving asari mercenary finds herself a little in over her head when she ends up abducted by terrifying aliens from beyond the galactic frontier. These asari-like creatures call themselves 'humans.' They seem to be secretly nosing about on the borders of known space, acting through proxies, conducting covert operations, and they've got a deal for an enterprising asari...

Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS

"There is a dead darkspawn on the hood of my car." How one modern man deals with his sudden appearance in Ferelden. Rated T for strong language, violence, and sexual situations. OCs plus the entire ragtag DA:O team.

When Jaune woke up back in his house with his sisters and family, all he could do was sigh. Every time he died he was forced to start over again, and this was what... the one thousandth time? More? If it doesn't matter how hard he tries, doesn't matter how much he fights. Then maybe it's time to just kick back and enjoy himself. Fate can find someone else to be its whipping boy.

Prototype/Spider-man(Marvel) Fusion. For most, adolescence is a time of change and growth. For some, the changes are a bit more drastic than expected. Peter struggles with a changing world, an even more changeable body and more questions than he has answers for. He tries to understand where his strange new powers come from and the most important question of all... what happened?

He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!

Is it fanfiction? Is it a novelization? Is it just the disconnected and incoherent ramblings of a man who has finally taken leave of his senses? Yes. This is my attempt at telling a story of New Vegas, but with my own twist, with my character Sheason as The Courier. It's not really "the" story of New Vegas, but it uses the game's plot extensively.

A young female stormtrooper named Kaia writes home to her parents telling them of her life as a soldier. Watch as Kaia's point of view and life changes as time passes. There will be mention of a few major iconic characters,this will be a short series. Disclaimer: I do not own anything apart from Kaia, all rights go to Lucasfilm and Disney.

All Jaune Arc ever wanted to do was to enter Beacon and become a hero, but Arcs don't give up just because people see through their fake transcripts! After months of hard work, he finally manages to enter Beacon... as the Supreme Commander and Glorious Leader of a twice-reformed organization now threatening to engulf Remnant in an all-out world war. Uhh, Oops? Move over, Cinder.

A young mid-western gamer goes on a camping trip with his friends one October and is thrown against his will into the Mass Effect Universe 12 years before Eden Prime. Follow Scorpio as he fights to find a way to survive over a decade of strife, try to find the truth behind his Legacy, and possibly find companionship in a young Prothean researcher on the way. (Scorpio/OC) SI

Taylor Hebert always triggered because of the bullying of classmates and a former friend. Here, instead of triggering, a cosmic entity gifts her with the memories of a man as talented as he was tormented. One who accomplished amazing things in his life. Now Taylor has the opportunity to use that knowledge to save her world. First, she'll need to save her own sanity.

Is a second chance enough? Instead of the Catalyst's choices, Shepard lucks into a cosmic loophole. Thrown back to the very start of her Spectre career, she has to try and save the galaxy again from the Reapers ... but does she really know what's coming? 2015 NaNoWriMo winner!

Nirn has been unified under the banner of the Empire, and its subjects reach to the stars. Fearing contact by a hostile species, they build up their military might; what will happen when an intrepid Batarian slaver ring opens a Mass Relay and attacks this Empire? Will they ever accept peace? M: V/L

When Faux-Professor Jaune Arc wasn't busy pretending to be teacher, or dealing with Team RWBY sneaking into his rooms... or with Roman demanding favours. He was busy living the life of a teacher at the illustrious Beacon Academy. A spin-off series to professor Arc. Comedy/Parody

'Twas the night before Christmas and something went a little... wrong at Beacon. Now it's up to Professor Jaune Arc and the other staff to save Christmas, how could it ever go wrong? A festive Professor Arc one-shot for everyone.

Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.

Remnant is no place for a Phantom Thief, but there he was, clad in black feathers and a grin wider than an Ursa. But who is he? And what is his connection to one Jaune Arc? (Let's be honest. You already know.)

Sarah Kerrigan ex-Queen of Blades, now leading the zerg once more to get her revenge against Mengsk for causing the death of her beloved Jim Raynor. In the game she becomes much like the Queen of Blades once more, except for a few small parts that show her human side. What if that human part of her was stronger, and reared its head earlier? Oneshot, set on Char, HOTS spoilers!

Questioning only briefly why he's there anyway, a human from the real world ignores the rules of the game and drags Oscar of Astora on a grand adventure to discover the truth of the conflict between Light and Dark. But more importantly to impress his waifu.

Replicator Technology at its finest. Join the crew of the Enterprise-D as they all die in horrible and completely nonsensical ways! This story is complete and utter crack with no consideration to common sense or sanity whatsoever.

A lost ship containing a broken guard unit and a company of spaces marines. A son considered lost are cast through the warp and end up in the Mass Effect Universe. How will the forces of the Imperium react to their new reality. The Geth, Collectors, and the Reapers will know beings who know no fear. The galaxy will have to deal with a power greater than any other encountered before

Alex Mercer died 90 years after the second outbreak, of his own volition- self-imposed starvation. Now, one of his created children (Not necessarily good OC), finds himself living through the first contact war, and many other interesting events. May include romances, if I feel like it, and there will be Horrific violence. Updated to M Due to violence. KyWrds: Von Neumann, John, AU

Deadpool finds himself in Orzammar and tags along with the Warden (fem!Mahariel) and her company for the duration of A Paragon of Her Kind arc. Prior knowledge of the Dragon Age universe isn't necessary.

So... you want to hear a story, is it? Alright, I got one. Great story, you'll love it. It's about madmen and corporate intrigue, mercenaries and psychos, alien plagues, vault hunters, and me of course. The greatest and most handsome man Pandora has ever seen. This story is a collaboration between y1fellas and OrphiusOlyandra.

A young expert on Sirens working for Hyperion receives a message from a childhood friend he hasn't seen for ages. Unfortunately, it also means he earns the wrath of Handsome Jack. Stuck in the wilderness of Pandora with the Vault Hunters, Dr Snyder is no hero. He's a coward, and perpetually on the brink of madness. But fight he must, if only to save his oldest friend, Angel...

In the aftermath of the Iron War, the 25th Millennium sees the downfall of a united human race as mankind rediscovers it's self destructive nature. Forewarned of the coming of a terrible Age of Strife, the remnants of mankind's unified military and government seek to weather the passage of time in stasis. But when they awaken, they find themselves in a galaxy that knows only war.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

Taylor Hebert, her destiny was to rule as a grey hero, become leader of the Undersider's, destroy the most powerful of foes, and eventually, a normal life again, but, what if her Trigger event was much more drastic than before. The start dictates the rest of the story, even if it may seem like an early end.

The Dragonborn defeated Alduin as he was fated, but even he could not handle the power of the Worldeater. Sealed into the statue of a hound by Hircine, he awakens to a very different age. An age of oppression and war. An age of dragons. However, is he not Dovahkiin, the ultimate dragonslayer? A legend from a forgotten world returns in glory and the ground will quake as he passes.

In the future, most races do not think of death and explosions as "funny" or as "a nice afternoon". Mankind is not most races. There will be punching and things blowing up. Everything else follows from that.

Alistair Theirin was born to King Maric of Ferelden, and the Grey Warden Fiona. Maric was human, but Fiona was an Elf and a Mage. Their son did not inherit the ears of his mother, thankfully; but what if she had passed her magic down to him? As one of the Magi, Alistair's life is forever altered; and because of this, the nations of Thedas are thrust onto the precipice of change.

The Terran Republic has discovered a strange construct orbiting on the outskirts of the system of Auraxis. As war still ravages the surface of the planet, will this device bring peace or further devastation not only to the Republic, but the New Conglomerate and the Vanu Sovereignty as well?

Story 4: Two Overlords and one Overlady; Erasmus, Acheron, and Persephone. Only the latter has yet to show the family just what she is capable of, and the poor world of Middle Earth is the garden she has chosen for this.

The summer before his fifth year, Harry obtains a computer and an internet connection. Two months later, he emerges a changed person, for what has been seen cannot be unseen. AU with the whole Harry Potter timeline moved forward to the modern day. References to internet memes, video games, anime, etc.

It is the Year 750 AS, and the survivors of Mankind's darkest hour is at peace. With the fateful expansion of the Kingdom of Bretonnia towards the newly discovered Tau 30 system, things will change as Humanity encounters a Citadel patrol. Watch as the remnants of Humanity's darkest hour interacts with a newly opened Galaxy.

Many have liken the Citadel to a massive hand: snatching various races from their homes, and clutching them together in its palm, where they learn to live peacefully, side-by-side. But now that hand is reaching for a race that will only make it recoil in disgust.

When a former French Emperor is summoned by a pink-haired girl, the history of Helgekinia is forever changed.

"There must always be a Lich King…" Upon Arthas' demise, the role falls unexpectedly to Jaina Proudmoore. And she's not the only one dismayed by her 'promotion'... AU! Co-starring Kel'Thuzad & Jaina's emo subconscious.

Sarah Kerrigan has broken through the main lines of Korhal's defenses, and stands ready to attack Emperor Mengsk. Now all out heroes and villains have to do is figure out the plot.

Humanity's reaction to the discovery of the archives on mars was very different from what happened in the games. The militaristic Empire of man is preparing to expand. But how will they react when they discover that they are not alone in the galaxy. And more importantly. How will the galaxy respond to humanity? First contact story. Rated T for language and gore update this week.

Sapphire has lived in Icecrown her entire life, and has never left. When she fears for her life and soul, Sapphire escapes. Her father, the Lich King, will do anything to get her back. The First story in the Frozen Sapphire series!

Meet Abby Watson. Cousin of Mary-Jane Watson. Abby has a minimum wage job, a jerk of a boss, and a crazed killer after her. Meet Deadpool. Deadpool is a Merc-gone-detective, doing some odd jobs on the side. Like protecting Abby Wilson from a crazed killer. What more do you want? Guest starring Spider-Man, Wolverine, and the rest of the Avengers! Yahootie!

Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".

The Prothean Ruins weren't. They contained little more than mentionings of an Alien Society; as a result, humanity develops on a completely different path than what was intended, and when first contact is made not with the Turians, but a desperate, destitute race viewed as beggars and thieves, how will this dying race change Humanity? And how will Humanity change the Galaxy? *A/U!*

The year: 2183. An attack on the Global Defense Initiative colony of Eden Prime threatens to ignite war between GDI and the Citadel, and only one woman can keep the peace, track down the attackers, and expose the true threat to the galaxy. Alt.Universe

One of the many Enclave contingencies is to find a Vault and radio on a heavily encrypted channel to regroup the forces. How it is accomplished doesn't matter. But it takes a resourceful soldier to pull it off. Sequel to Broken Hearts of Steel.

With only a few years removed from the great battle, a new generation of Na'vi has arisen, led by the son of Toruk'makto Jake Sully, and they are eager to finish the battle their parents began. While divisions begin to appear amidst the Na'vi, the humans of Tartarus remain wary for any sign of aggression, and are more than ready to make the first strike, should it be called for...

On April 5, 2185, twelve year old Garrus Vakarian was pulled from a burning dreadnought by Colonel Urdnot Wrex of the TEC Ascension Corps. The adventure that follows will herald the eventual doom of the Reapers at the hands of the Trader Emergency Coalition. AU Reaper War, Sins of a Solar Empire crossover.

Darth Vader collapses on the bridge of the Executor as visions through the force overwhelm him. He realises his son has been killed and Palpatine is responsible for ordering this. Acknowledgements to Timothy Zahn for the original plot bunny.

A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.

Due to a shift in turian and quarian patrols, first contact for humanity is friendly; Rael'Zorah and Hannah Shepard become friends, as do their species. But the galaxy is not a safe place, and schisms develop when the Council steps in. As humanity finds new allies among the stars, something darker stirs. The Meek must beware, for it is nearly harvest time. AU, lots of worldbuilding

Harry Potter is a thief and a lawbreaker long before he gets his letter. Upon discovering he's a wizard, he sets out for the wizarding world - but he's doing things his way. Dumbledore has no idea what his decision to leave Harry with the Dursleys has wrought. Harry/Multi, darkish, some Dumbledore bashing, rating may go up later.

Paid by S.H.I.E.L.D. the Merc with a Mouth gets charged to protect Vanessa O'Conelly: the 26 year old assistant to Governor Ray Thorton and trophy girlfriend of Senator Gregory Killibrew both of which S.H.I.E.L.D suspects to be behind the recent apocalyptic events of New York City. (see profile for more info)

(W)Post-Control Ending! Written for MisDirected's Sept writing challenge. Summary: The Reapers have ceased their attacks on the galaxy's inhabitants, but they are not gone. They appear and disappear, leaving fear and worry in their wake. What are they up to? What could they possibly want, if not to pick up where they left off? And what does Garrus' visor have to do with it?

With the destruction of the Temple Ship humanity knew peace. XCOM never forgot their motto however, 'always vigilant, always reliable'

Just before setting out for Virmire, Hackett diverts Shepard back to Eden Prime, where an intact human corpse has been found buried beneath where the beacon was. Upon retrieval, the corpse wakes up. What effect will an undying man and his pet skull have on the battle against the Reapers?

Story 3:Freshly anointed as the Grand Overlord, Erasmus Killgore sets out again to settle his restless spirit and sooth his troubled mind. What will he find waiting for him upon this alien world? Natrual selection in all its brutal glory.

Louise...summoned something different. An Acolyte of Warcraft Three, the most basic and seemingly useless unit in the history of the Scourge. However, when you look at it in a different way, the Acolyte can create enormous constructions out of sheer nothingness provided there are resources. The most basic unit, becomes the most important. Especially when it follows his own rules.

A different take on the ending of Handsome Jack. The ending of Borderlands 2 was disappointing for me, so I wrote in a better one. It may be a strange idea, but just give it a try - you will be surprised at how much better Jack could be. Plus, there's a shower scene. Rated for language.

An AU fiction that combines the Mass Effect and Crysis universes. A recently revived Commander Jane Shepard must assemble a new team to face the threat of the Collectors. Along the way, she finds another "dead" soldier: Alcatraz, in his Nanosuit, frozen and forgotten in an ancient Ceph ruin. Ignores Crysis 3. Slightly changes events prior to Mass Effect 1. NOT A SHIPPING FIC.

My father is far from perfect, but he has always been there for me. We now have a chance to go home, "Bring us the girl, wipe free the debt." One last 'family venture' and we can put the past behind us. A thought experiment-what if instead of choosing the Booker to rescue the Elizabeth, Robert just took a Booker with a daughter and went with them for the task.

Commander John Shepard of the Federation Starship USS Normandy faces demons from his past that now threaten both Council Space and the Federation...

Rosalind had not come into the lab that day expecting to find a brother. Nor had she come to Columbia expecting danger. She was content to stay, working with Robert, ignoring the world around them. She didn't want to change the world. But fate had other plans.

Just my take of a possibility I wanted to explore on the connection between Elizabeth and Eleanor. But of all the many things to see, I wondered how it would turn out to be between these two girls and their history. One-shot, R&R please.

Arthas has claimed Frostmourne and returns to Lordaeron. However the Lich King is about to learn why Paladins do not make ideal Death Knights. Inspired by Monty Python. No longer a oneshot.

When I woke up I expected it to be a regular, mundane and boring day. What I definitely did NOT expect was me ending up on the Citadel, which happens to be in a totally different universe. God I hate thursdays.

Severely Edited - End of Year 3 & Year 4 re-write, Char. Ooc, AU/AR, still within JKR's world and then some - A book found in an ancient cavern, accessible only by a Parselmouth, leads a youth to discover alternative magic and perhaps a way to change his learning process or the magic he learns. Harry is aware of some things, also featured with a studious nature of a different sort.

It is time for the springtime summoning rite. Louise Françoise Le Blanc de La Vallière, AKA 'Louise the Zero', meet Jack Ryan, AKA 'Mr. B'. Kind of. Would you kindly try not to kill each other?

At the end of the Second Great War, The Queen of Blades has been pushed into a corner, But this time she has a choice, face her destiny or give Fate the bird and jump into a green portal. My first fan fiction; Season 2 IS OUT! Mature rating due to mild sexual content, crude language, blood/gore and violence. Discretion Advised. OOC Kerrigan/Zerg; Balanced Kerrigan/Zerg

It's been two years since Blutarch Mann's death and Redmond Mann's team of mercenaries disbanded. But when they're called together for one last battle, will the RED team discover they've been out of the killing business too long?

AU. Instead of going off to Zahadum, Dukhat decides to go seek out the Humans because of their key role in defeating the Dilgar. His acolyte, the long haired Minbari called Delenn stumble across the humans at Jerico 3. Thus, the Earth-Minbari War began.

The Wizarding World is devastated when Harry Potter disappears from his relatives' house in mysterious circumstances during the summer after his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Desperate to have their boy-hero back no matter what they really should have heeded the Muggle saying "be careful what you wish for". Crossover HP/WH40K.

The Burger Marines... One of the strangest chapters of the Imperium... Dedicated to feed all the actors of the WH40K universe... There are thousands of strange stories that take place in their restaurants. Here are some of them.

An Infection has come to New York how will the New Avengers deal with it and Alex Mercer? Rated T for Violence

Forget Commander Shepard and Admiral Anderson; being responsible for organizing the construction of a doomsday device with that many zany races and organizations, Admiral Steven Hackett is clearly the true, most long-suffering hero of Mass Effect 3.

HIMYM & Dr. Horrible crossover. What does Barney Stinson really do for a living? Why, of all places, did he decide to fulfill his community service hours at a homeless shelter? And why, oh why, does he seem to hate frozen yogurt so much?

Shepard isn't a soldier; he's an engineer. ME3 Ending-spoilers

At the apex of his power, the Overlord is sadly lacking in new lands to conquer. A chance accident with the Tower Heart gives him that, and just maybe the path to an even greater power, Soul Edge. Eventual Overlord/harem.

My response to Madork Gunna's Necron Familiar Challenge. Louise summons a Necron Lord fresh from a defeat. It thinks that Louise is his new Master as punishment. Remember, only C'tan can order around Necrons. Misunderstanding will ensue. HUMOR! Enjoy!

What happens when Isaac somehow gets his hands on the first Dead Space? Out of curiosity, he decides to play it, and soon, the others are joining in on the fun of seeing their game counterparts come to life. Rated T for mild suggestive humor & language.

A young man awakens on the field of Ostagar, apparently transported from another world. Joining the Warden, he must face danger at every turn - and learn to separate fiction from reality. F!Cousland/Alistair and OC/Morrigan.

AU humor longshot. Companion piece to Lord Vader's Limpet. Sixteen-year-old Anakin Solo is on the manly quest for a space license, but the only person who can take him to the Department of Space Transportation is...his grandfather.

Breen is dead, City 17 is in ruins, the Citadel is collapsing, but the Combine is still powerful, and determined to survive. Then a scientist is found in the wreckage, and once again, everything changes.

Humanity is on the brink of self-destruction, and unobtanium may be only hope for our species. While humanity begins their return, they find only a few surviving scientists between them and an increasingly active Eywa, and the promise of a war that would alter the fate of all. A story where Pandora is not an Eden, where desperate battles will determine who lives... and who dies.

An unstoppable virus monster tries to figure out what to get his sister for her birthday. Shoplifitng, helicopter crashes, and an angry Blackwatch general ensue.

The overlord of the undead makes a startling discovery about a failed invasion...

The entire planet is under Combine rule, and the human resistance struggles to survive. But then a misplaced scientist steps off a train, and everything changes.

The Hero is dead, and the Villain has taken over the city. Caught between worlds, all Penny wants is a normal life. However, she's already a pawn in epic struggles she didn't even know existed. AU from 'Slipping'

After Bespin and before Endor, Darth Vader is shocked to discover that Luke and Leia are twins. He's even more shocked when Imperial Intelligence reports that Organa and Skywalker are, erm, a tad closer than previously suspected. Humor, mild AU.

"On the surface, I once bought a forest. The parasites claimed that the land belonged to God, and demanded that I establish a public park there. Why? So the rabble could stand slack-jawed under the canopy and pretend that it was paradise earned. When Congress moved to nationalize my forest, I burnt it to the ground..." A back story on that forest. Pre-Bioshock