Alfred F. Jones is a navy captain, capturing law disobedient individuals at the governments bidding. One day, this brings him across a very special belonging to one such villain. A merman. Which he is to bring across the ocean without any misfortune. /AU

Unambitious Cadet Kirkland never bothered to earn his angelic wings, which wasn't a big deal until he slipped and fell into the human dimension. Earning wings usually isn't hard...but Earth's atmosphere is toxic to angels and is killing him little by little. And there's that problem of his obnoxious, adorable, football-playing roommate. Tough choices, little time. Tick tock.

AU. Alfred is a determined vampire hunter in training. But this training is put to the test when he actually meets one. Arthur is irritating, British and unnervingly attractive. But even Alfred's not stupid enough to fall in love with him. USUK GerIta Spamano

England is worried about Harry's safety so he, America, and Canada are going to Hogwarts to protect him, but what happens when a certain golden trio are curios about them. Will they discover a secret that has been kept from the wizarding world for centuries?

As a precaution against Ministry involvement, Albus Dumbledore has written to England, asking for him and a group of his fellow nations to attend Hogwarts under the pretense of them being involved in a student exchange program. Only problem is, Harry and gang are getting suspicious. USUK, FrUK, SpaMano, PruHun, DenNor, maybe others.

Lovino and Feliciano are twins living with their grandfather in America after an incident ten years ago changed them. Now, they start at a new school and must try to hide their secret. (Hiatus)

Arthur Kirkland is the most feared pirate of the seven seas, and everybody knows that. After some strange trips to the new world, he's faced with the tedious task of protecting the one thing he cares about the most. USUK/UKUS Rated T for violence, swearing. Pirate!England & Little!America - Implied pairings mentioned.

This was why you shouldn't take directions from a GPS named Hitler. Or pick up hitchhikers. Or get involved in covert government anti-terrorist operations. USUK AU

Ludwig Beilschmidt has trained ten long, hard years to become the best Meister the SWMA has ever seen, but when he is partnered with an air-headed Italian, the chemistry just doesn't seem to add up! Hetalia Characters ONLY! Various characters, and teams. Discontinued for Rewrite

All the nations of Hetalia are bound in a wonderful tale, where Peter Pan recruits the Darling Brothers to join his Lost Boys, and the many great adventures against the evil Captain Ivan Braginski and his famous crew of Corsairs and Vikings. Along they will meet the silly Pixie King and the noble Fairy Queen, the mysterious Mermaids and Mermen, and the wild native Indians.

Britain is once again practicing his magic in his basement, but a rogue spell seems to have to have no affect other than making the lights flicker. What he doesn't know is that his spell has turned America and Canada back into 12-year-olds with no memory of being countries. They're sent to Hogwarts with Harry Potter when the legendary Chamber of Secrets is opened.

He tumbled down in front of the door he was searching so hard for. Well trimmed shrubbery and nice, neat, little windows abounded on the small manor, but the effect was ruined by the sound of shouting and the smell of burnt food. Just the place he was looking for. "Bloody hell! Can I help you?" "Yes, Mr. Kirkland, I think you can." DISCONTINUED

America is falling apart. First, devastating natural disasters. Then, rioting and civil war. To him, it seems as though the world is ending. And, unbeknownst to him, the rest of the world is slowly, but with gaining speed, being ripped apart. Maybe the world really is ending, and they just won't accept it.

Italy wants nothing more than to make Germany happy, but it seems that no matter what he does, he just can't quite live up to Germany's soldier standards. However, he's given the chance to change all that with the appearance of a grumpy angel who will him to allow him to wish for anything, including changing himself. 2P! characters, GerIta with a few slight Spamano hints

With a bet, and a spell, Italy becomes a Girl! She has to go through puberty, boys and other horrific girly things as the bosses give the countries a year off to have an experience of 21st centaury high school! Will she servive? Read to find out! Fred! Fem-ItalyxGermany! SpainXFem-Romano! PruHun! UKxFem-US! And other pairings! Rated T for refrences and Romano's mild language!

Matthew and his fellow Nations were sent to Hogwarts to learn to be more useful. Too bad their habits are obviously not normal! Some things are said, and people get suspicious. An old danger is rising up, and the students have to try and top it. How can a group of ragtag children and a group of foreigners save the world? Combination of all seven years.

Alfred F. Jones is an eleven year old orphan with no memory of his life prior to waking up in Hyde Park. He is starting his First Year at Hogwarts along with his new friend and fellow orphan Harry Potter. Meanwhile England and the other Nations are trying to solve the reason behind America's sudden disappearance.

Di Angelo. Of Angels. Lovino Vargas - the representative of Italia Romano - scoffed. He had never seen a kid that looked less like an angel. The five times Romano and Nico met. Two-shot, T for language and subjects in second chapter.

The G8 (and China) have been sent to Hogwarts by their bosses! What will happen when they meet the golden trio, and what shenanigans will they get up to? Will their secret be revealed? NO PAIRINGS. Semi-hiatus, sorry everyone!

Alfred F. Jones is Actor Arthur Kirkland's biggest fan. His best friend is Rowena Kirkland, a girl from London, England who he doesn't know is said actor's younger sister. So what happens when he invites her to a party to celebrate the new season of Arthur's show and she asks if she can bring her visiting brother? I DO NOT OWN THE COVER IMAGE! Pairings: UkUs/UsUk

"I thought it would just be a normal day. Of course, this was before we had to run for our lives..." When Italy trespasses on Switzerland's back garden once too many times, he lands both himself and Germany into a LOT of trouble. Title means "You really saved me". Sucky summary sucks. This is my first story, please be kind ; ; Main pairing is GerIta, with other side pairings.

In order to enjoy a normal "human" life, Japan enrolled into Ouran High to enjoy high school, but he was spotted by a certain club and now became a host himself! Possible appearances of other nations.

The roguish yet charming and witty Captain Arthur Kirkland sets out to find his ship, the Black Rose, after the flirtatious Frenchman Captain Francis Bonnefoy stole it from him. Meanwhile Alfred F. Jones attempts to win the heart of Mr. Kiku Honda, but will these two problems cause more as the people meet? K/T Fruk, Ameripan, Spamano later on.

When America decides to test out his new time machine, he finds himself trapped in a future he never could have imagined. But when one impulsive act thrusts him into a situation that only seems more dark as time goes on, and eventually looks as though his own life may actually be at stake, can he get out alive? And more importantly, can he do it while maintaining his Hero status?

America, is struck with the disease named boredom. Going to England's House to irritate his favorite Brit, he finds him on the floor, bloodied and sick. Calling an emergency meeting, the world finds that England's supposed "Fake" magic world isn't so fake after all. The Allies, Axis, and a few others enroll themselves into Hogwarts Academy of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Good luck UK!

Setting down his cup on the coffee table with a clink, England let out a shaky breath. America waited, watching his friend very closely. "America, do you remember a man named Dumbledore?" Replacing England, America and Canada are off to Hogwarts! Their mission as Alfred and Matthew: Pose as students and keep an eye on a guy named Harry. FACE!FIC, T rated just in case.

This is the true sorting of your favorite Hetalia characters, as of J.K. Rowling's official site, Pottermore. Know where the countries truly belong in the Hogwarts school, as well as what their wand is made of.

Worried about the troubles the magical world is now facing, Britain sends America, Italy, and Germany to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry to make sure Harry Potter doesn't get into any more trouble. Set in Chamber of Secrets. AU to Harry Potter Universe. No Yaoi. Human names used.

In which Alfred is the only recurring customer at their run-down pizzeria. Arthur, the punk delivery boy, is unimpressed.

Slytherin House and Gryffindor House have always been intense rivals, but this new level of sexual tension between their Quidditch teams is unbearable. As an ambitious Slytherin, Alfred will do whatever it takes to win the Quidditch Cup. The only obstacle in his path is Arthur, the talented and handsome Gryffindor seeker. USUK. Pottertalia.

Alfred F. Jones, recent high school graduate and romantic failure, has never been more shocked than when his mother puts a certain widely-published abuse case into his care for an indefinite amount of time. It goes without saying, neither Alfred nor this poor Brit have any aspirations to become friends. But, getting himself into social messes is Alfred's speciality… (USUK)

Alfred Jones is a new first year student at Hogwarts school of witchcraft. At first, he's not too psyched about this new school, but learns to love it as he meets a certain Briton that opens his eyes and his heart. Fluffy UsUk, mentions of Spamano, Giripan, Sufin, LietPo, and possibly other pairings. CURRENTLY ON HIATUS

She was reborn into the Pandora Hearts world, but had no intention of becoming a stupid Mary Sue. Her plan? Disguise herself as a guy. Unless the guy she was 'fated' to fall in love with was gay, it wouldn't happen. If only she knew which character to avoid... Break x OC

England is summoned to Hogwarts to teach temporarily, but can he conceal his identity from the prying eyes of the students and teachers there? And then there's the looming trouble of Voldemort and the Ministry of Magic as well. Set in the 5th year.

After breaking his leg during a football game, jock Alfred F. Jones finds himself condemned to school library duty for a semester and a half. But at least he has the quiet English kid in the corner to keep him company. Gakuen AU oneshot. Written for the secret santa.

Almost starting world war three has caused the countries to be punished by going to school. So they chose Hogwarts. Many ships with Hetalia characters and HetaHarry pairings.

Alfred's school is putting on Shakespeare's Macbeth, and, even though it's only his second play, Alfred, of course, gets cast as Macbeth. But, uhm, wait, who's Lady Macbeth? Arthur? Arthur Kirkland? The gay one? Oh, this should be fun. Eventual USUK.

It was just an average day for Prince Antonio of Spain - that is, until he was kidnapped by pirates! Now Antonio has to deal with being a pirate while trying to decipher the elusive 'Romano'. Will he ever be able to complete the task? Pirate!Romano, Prince!Spain. AU. Rated T for swearing and future violence. Pairings listed inside.

Highschool! AU. Alfred and Arthur have been together for a while, but Alfred isn't really the best, boyfriend in the world. Or a good one really. Enter Arthur's best friend and Alfred's brother Matt. Can Matt make it out of the friendzone and save Arthur from a terrible relationship? USxUKxCAN

Guess what? Spain and Romano are starting a new blog. Care to join them? Will be updated every Friday and weekend.

America wants to get to know Romano better. Romano just wants to fix the idiot's tastebuds. Conservatively rated for Romano's mouth . 'cause there just isn't enough Romerica out there.

Join Alfred F. Jones, future hero and Pokemon master of the Pangaea Region, as he travels with his half-brother, Matthew Williams. However, Team Axis are on the loose, causing trouble for people and Pokemon alike. Our heroes must gain allies to be able to defeat them.

Arya and Shade left the rebellion waiting to fly into flame. Lyric is an assassin who works for the president. Her partner is Cain. The presidents orders are simple. For Cain kill his little brother to finish an old mission, Rayne, Lyrics best friend. All three of them are sent into the arena with ulterior motives, aside from their orders. Who will win?- Sequel to Sapphire Sparks

Not much was expected of him a pure-blood wizard boy, son of a cheating whore and broken government official, even if he did nothing with his life he was to inherit millions. So why wasn't he satisfied? Matthew saw the scum of the earth from both sides. He wanted to make sure everyone was happy, living contently, in peace even; if the path to peace lay across a river of blood.

Arthur Kirkland's the School Council President, the one with the bad attitude and temper. Alfred F. Jones' a school jock, the one obsessed with heroism. Put those two together, marooned in the school for a night, you might find some sparks flying, secrets revealed and fixed hearts. ((Rated T for Profanities, blood and mentions of abuse. USUK ))

Antonio doesn't remember anything that happened. He just woke up in a hospital bed one day. He only remembers the bar with his friends. Others tell him that he's been missing for two months. As he tries to put the pieces together, he meets another who has been in the same situation, except, he doesn't remember his name, only a number: 4564. Is there a connection? Or something more?

Plot – Arthur decides enough is enough and confronts his feelings. Also known as, that time Arthur asked his friends how to win over his manservant (and got some terrible advice.) And it's just fluffy fluff. No smut. Also only three chapters long *NOW COMPLETE*

Haha. How do you like the title? Sucks right? Well. One day, England gets a letter from an old friend who asks him to attend the school all spy-like in order to protect the infamous Harry Potter from You-know-who. He also asks England to bring some friends along for extra protection. Follows story lines (mostly) of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.

BASED ON DEXTER. Arthur Pendragon: blood splatter analyst for the London Metropolitan Police by day, vigilante serial killer by night. Following Uther's Code, Arthur only kills those who truly deserve it. However, when a new killer who could know the mysteries of Arthur's past arrives in town, it gets harder for Arthur to conceeal his secret from his life-long friend, Merlin Emrys.

Amelia Jones- a nineteen year old sheriff in the wild west of California, and Arthur Kirkland- twenty year old notorious pirate captain of The Empirical meet in a saloon, and the antagonism between them is absolutely alive. And kicking. Viciously. But in this game of cops and robbers, who, exactly, is chasing who? USUK with GerIta and Spamono later on.

Italy has a secret. A messy one. No one had to know, until that idiot bastard walked in o him. Now the secret is out, and more blood will be spilt to try and get it back in. ((This is my first ever fanfiction. Lots of critics lots of love! Rated M for language, gore, and possible (hopeful) psychological trauma-if to no one else but the author writing it.))

Alfred didn't even know why he came to the damn coffee shop everyday. Their coffee was shit and he was pretty sure they were overcharging him and that the barista was out for his blood or something. But then he would turn his head to the corner where that British guy sat down everyday and he would remember why he ever stepped foot into the damn place.

Ace pilot America is on a mission for the World Military when a chance encounter with a group of sky-pirates leads him to team up with their captain, England, against a malevolent group that wants to fill the sky with zeppelins. USxUK- Steampunk AU

Arthur was forced to be his school's DJ, and 'forced' being the keyword And he so did not want anybody, especially Alfred from finding ..but, .. fate was not on his

Matthew didn't realize he had been delivering pizzas to the same person for weeks until Gilbert answered the door with his confession of undying love: "I love you, can I f- you? Please?" Matthew didn't realize this creep was the love of his life until much later, but this was not the work of fate. This was the work of Gilbert memorizing Matthew's schedule. [PruCan, SEVERE CRACK]

Alfred F. Jones was a little bit too bored and unsatisfied with his life as a prominent mastermind behind multi-million dollar scams. There was also a lack of danger, because sitting behind a desk was totally not glamorous. So when he is offered the opportunity to meet a handsome detective in the bakery near his home, he takes it. USUK AU multichapter.

Alfred is a Prince and the next heir to the throne. Trouble is, he's bored all the time and finds little to no excitement in his life. That is, until a new servant come around. Both have a few secrets of their own... Those close to both have their own opinions and aren't going to leave well enough alone. DISCONTINUED

Arthur Kirkland is an English Prince, but he can't do much with his title in 14th century Scotland, caught in the midst of a brutal war, disguised as a servant and under the unofficial "ownership" of an ambitious Scottish Lord. Going from the life of pampered noble to a lowly pauper is no easy feat, nevermind that his lord is angry, irritable and about the craziest man on earth.

After America and Italy are saved by England sacrificing his entire life force, and some volunteers, they find themselves struggling to live in the world again, without the memories of the people they care about. Italy can't remember HRE, and America can't remember pre-HetaOni England, but they both remember the most important thing: They've got a house to nuke.

Arthur is an unwilling Exchange student, and Alfred is his unwilling Host. When they come together, can they change their reluctance to something else? Highschool AU, but not World Academy or the like. USUK.

My brother, Feli the angel, made a deal with the man upstairs for me to spend a year in the world in the world of the living to find true love. If a succeed I can continue where I left off in 89'. Ha! True Love? That's a bunch a crap when you're a demon, your sister is Satan, your brother is a hot-tempered witch, and on top of that there's reaper duties. I was better off in Hell...

It was definitely not his first choice, and Arthur would readily admit it. However, one thing that Arthur would never admit to was how high he held sentimentality. The fact that he frequented such a dingy little diner? That was a prime example of his values. DRABBLE, FILL, AU, USUK

Everyone likes surprises, right? WRONG! Now a two-shot

In a land with four kingdoms, war has been going on for many millenniums. Not a person knows how it started, other than over the gods that they themselves created. Especially for King Alfred F. Jones, taking on his duties along with the love of somebody very close to him. But he's not all he seems, nor who he seems to be.

England finds himself bedridden on yet another Fourth of July week. He's resigned himself to sleeping the days away for the next week when America shows up at his house in the middle of the night. But why is he here? Fail Summary. Rated T for mildly coarse language. Couple: America/England

It's almost Independence Day and that means another one of America's parties, and he drags his brother Canada to help him. America's scared to invite his former caretaker, England. This particular event is when they parted ways, after all, but Canada helps his brother out by inviting the Brit anyways. Human names used and rating for England just in case! AU(?)

Holy Rome has been defeated after the Thirty Years' War. Now he can't keep his promise of seeing Italy again... Or can he? Waking up as a ghost in Austria's house, he promises to protect Italy so he won't suffer the fate Holy Rome did. But perhaps he isn't quite dead yet...

Feliciano is the poorest man in town and Ludwig is the richest. When they meet, Ludwig takes him in to prove he is not a heartless as he is thought to be. Do opposites really attract? Sadly, I don't own Hetalia.

Italy decides that he wants to make new friends, which is great and all, except for one little problem - his new 'best friend' is Voldemort. Now it's up to Romano and Germany to find him and bring him home, before everything goes to hell.

The year is 1912 and to help ease growing tensions across Europe, England invites several nations on a luxury cruise. Well, mostly to show off his proudest achievement but they don't need to know that, Yes, passage aboard the R.M.S Titanic is just what everybody needs to start relaxing. *UsUk, PruCan, GerIta, AusHun, France. Language, violence, peril.*

Amelia has come to England from the recently formed American colonies looking for an adventure. It doesn't take long for adventure to find her as she in promptly robbed by a particularly handsome young pirate. Her friends tell her to be wary of Captain Arthur Kirkland, but will she be able to stay away? Fem!AmericaxEngland STORY ON HOLD. I don't own cover or Hetalia

Spain was a lonely wolf who discovered his moon one day. He can not stop himself from loving the boy, even if the consequences might be his death.

(Female Germany/Big Brother Prussia) Prussia goes ballistic when his little sister comes homes late at night with a mysterious bruise on her neck.

Alfred is the prince of a Kingdom where anyone magical, a 'freak' is punished by death. Arthur is a warlock who has suffered because of these laws, but for some reason he takes up the position of Alfred's servant. Will Arthur be able to hide his powers? Will Alfred accept him if he finds out? But there's darker secrets lurking,deeper trouble brewing and Loyalty being questioned.

There were too many late nights alone. Nights where it seemed the crickets didn't even sing because Alfred wasn't there to guide them.

Ludwig expected to just have some victory-drinks when at the bar with Gilbert, Gilbert's boyfriend and their friends, but ended up saving a brunette from verbal abuse. And - Gay? Him?...maybe... AN: GerIta, slight PruCan, implied HunAus if you squint. Everybody's human. Warning: slight homophobia and some bad words. T to be sure.

When England gets drunk enough, he turns into Britannia Angel. The morning after, he's back to normal. But one day, he doesn't revert back. And to make matters worse, there's someone knocking at his door. USUK, rated T for language.

Fruits Basket AU On Elizabeta's first day at World Academy, she finds herself falling head over heels for a particularly prissy pianist, injuring a trigger-happy anti-socialist, befriending a sociopathic violinist, and turning an egotistical albino into a cat. Wonderful. Hungary/Various

"Why are you smiling like that?" Alfred murmured, finally subduing his coughs, "I could be dying you know." Matthew's smile grew, "You undoubtedly are." Alfred forced his eyes open, "Huh? B-but Arthur said it was j-just the flu…?" AU. Incredibly dark Canada. Human names used. Rated T for violence. One-shot.

The reasoning behind America's laziness.

'Please write a story about how Italy brings Germany flowers but it turns out that Germany is horribly allergic to the flowers. He doesn't want to seem impolite so he puts them in a vase on the table, but every time he tries to make a cake he sneezes in the batter and gets angry.'

A might be dead, but his desire to protect Arthur might just be enough to make him remember how to be alive. (Warm Bodies AU. Warnings for violence, death, and zombies.)

When England tries to save the Nations at a World Meeting, the Nations all end up in Amestris! I may mess stuff up as I have not seen Fullmetal in a while, so please correct me as you see fit.

America as the genius he is decides one day at a world meeting to show his fellow countries the stereotypes song! How do all of the countries react? Well read and find out! One shot. Rated T for Romano and Scotland's bad language.

It was supposed to be a simple mission: go in, slay the prospective kishin, come straight back out. But when Death the Kid encounters an asymmetrical pasta-loving coward, his life becomes anything but simple. Rated T for violence, swearing and dark themes, but not enough to constitute an M. Image by Skim-ART. First in the SoulHeta series.

(TROLL FIC) World meeting where Russia is creepy and tries to kill ever1 oh noes but luckiyly my OC Maria Theresa Ican'trememberwhat Sue is her to save everyoneeeeee Rated M cos of Romano's mouth and the perv France LLOOOOOL

World Peace is not easy, especially when the countries have run out of coffee and haven't slept in a week. All they have to do is sign one little piece of paper, but Canada is finding that he may be the only sane one left and that well . . . no one listens to Canada.

There was nothing wrong with being straight and working at a gay bar...was there? USUK Oneshot.

The arrival of Xerxes Break at the Rainsworth household was dramatic, to say the least. For Liam Lunettes, life certainly became more interesting after it. This is the story of how Break adjusted to life in his new home, and how he and Liam became friends.

His name is Arthur Kirkland, and he is in love with his best friend.

Monsters lurk around every corner in the seedy night streets of London. But the worst monsters are always the ones inside the mind, because they're the most impossible to escape from. UkUs dark!fic.

When Alfred suddenly meets Garrett, a Patriot vampire, things get a little awkward. How are you supposed to explain that you're a country? What Garrett wants to know is what Alfred is, and poor Alfred just wants to get away from the vampire. Twilight/Hetalia crossover, Garrett/Alfred

"Honestly, Break. You act as if you had no idea how much I cared for you as a child." He knows that there is a second, unsaid part to her statement. The one that says how much more she cares for him now as an adult.

What happens when Italy meets our favortie Substitute Soul Reaper? Is Lovino on the bad side? READ AND FIND OUT.

With the Yule Ball appraoching in their seventh and final year, Gryffindor Quidditch Captain Alfred F Jones finally decides to make amends with his long-time rival, a Slytherin named Arthur Kirkland USUK

Emerson Pond was the best place in all of Emerson Park to read a book. It had a serene landscape, a peaceful atmosphere, and one obnoxiously loud American. USUK

Aleksandr von Hohenberg might have renounced his title, but like many others before him, he holds true the family motto.

CROSSOVER: SUPERWHOMERLOCK. When Sam gets trapped by the Weeping Angels in medieval Camelot, Dean employs the help of some strange new friends to get him back. Meanwhile, Sam and Merlin stumble upon a plot that may kill the king.

It's the fourth year in Hogwarts, and two professors arrive, bringing drama and action. Nah. They're really passive and boring they don't bring too much drama. But they do like the way it unfolds in Hogwarts.

What if B-Rabbit discovers the Easter bunny? Cute one-shot about AlicexOz relating to Easter. Enjoy! :)

America was having a dull day when he is suddenly yanked back to the past into the times of when England is still a pirate. Ed was trying to use alchemy when something goes wrong and he is brought to another dimension. What will these two heroes do when their worlds collide? Fail title and summary are fail.

Driven by worry, since a known dark wizard has escaped from Azkaban, and a secret wish to escape his life as a nation, Arthur Kirkland decides to become Hogwarts' newest professor. ON HIATUS

When Germany is escaping the bombing of one of his cities he rescues a mysterious girl. After she disappears without a trace he is convinced that he had only imagined her, but he couldn't be more wrong. Is this woman all she seems, or does Germany have more to worry about than a third World War? T for violence, language, and maybe a little GerIta. I'm bad at summaries XD

AU! Elizaveta's new project is to help her physics teacher, Alfred F. Jones, win the heart of Arthur Kirkland, the English teacher on the other side of school. But what happens when things don't always go according to plan? USUK! Slight Giripan! Oneshot

When a mysterious cloaked figure grants Vincent a new pair of special scissors, he discovers the joys in making squiggly lines. Gilbert is not amused - or at least, he wouldn't be if given a chance to talk.

Alfred is the star QB of the school, dating the Head Cheerleader. Arthur is the Student Council President who has a crush on his best friend. Inspired by the song 'You Belong With Me' by Taylor Swift. Warnings: Yaoi, fluff, slight angst, hurt/comfort, all the drama that comes with this stuff, yada yada yada, USUK, High School AU, Songfic.

Ludwig and Alfred are having a hard time getting to sleep. England just doesn't give a fuck.

We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did *was* wrong. But we think you're crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us...a Hetalia/Breakfast Club fusion.

Jack gets more than he bargained for when he attempts to torture Oz.

"Mum, this is my boyfriend. He lives in America." (Slight mentions of RPing because let's face it, England and America are absolute dorks).

While making cake, Alice asks Oz what love is. One shot Alice x Oz, contains some major fluff. Rated T because some little kids think kissing is "gross" (;

Alice performs a magic trick. WARNING: Contains references to...various other franchises.

[Spoiler Warning] Before Xerxes Break was cast into the abyss he was 'Kevin Regnard' or otherwise known as 'The Red Eyed Specter'. This is a story about a family who unfortunately crossed paths with this infamous illegal contractor.

MIB AU- Agent A has had a crush on Arthur, the cute air traffic controller, for three years now, and he's pretty sure he likes him back. The only problem? Every single time A and Arthur had ever worked together had been completely wiped from Arthur's memory. USUK with a touch of GerIta

Four unfortunate men. A fountain promised to grant good health, wealth, and look. A single journey past three obstacles. A decision to decide the turning point to one of their lives. Summary sucks. AU setting. Original story 'The Fountain of Fair Fortune' by J.K. Rowling. Rated T since I'm paranoid.

The Allies discuss how to get rid of the Axis once and for all, little did they know that they would find themselves in an unknown place.

Arthur knew Alfred F. Jones. He was the kind of boy that fathers warned their daughters about, one that women giggled about behind their hands. Alfred F. Jones was handsome and he knew it, was talented and he knew it, and he never let a moment go by without reminding everyone that he was – whether it was unconsciously or not.

Prussia is too awesome to be a fool.

"That code I told you," Arthur answers as Lord Death makes his closing comments. Alfred nods and at least fakes interest in what Lord Death is saying, "Good luck with that." "I should be saying that to you... You're not going on to the academy because you don't have a partner, right?" AU where the Hetalia characters are just starting out as Reaper pairs. Warning in the AN.

AU. Captain Arthur Kirkland is constantly having unplanned meetings with a very witty, but annoying merman. Matthew thinks Arthur is just funny for a human.

England has a 'surprise' for everyone. Little does he know that that surprise could turn quite deadly. See what happens when England unleashes a boggart on the countries (and find out their deepest fears). Not much mention of Harry Potter other than the boggart and England's wand. Based off of Hetalia. Rated K for mentions of insanity, alcohol, guns, & kissing.

Arthur has a thing for Frenchman. Tamaki has a thing for magic...And apparently Arthur himself. Yep... Arthur is DOOMED. Continued! Because... ugh, I like spoiling you guys. Enjoy!

Somnium, they had named it. When the United Federation of America and the United Kingdoms had made the decision to terraform this planet together, it was hailed as the largest project of its type to date. And it was. USxUK.

No one could deny it; the people of the United States of America had found their latest craze: they were obsessed with all things British. Needless to say, as the personification of America, Alfred F. Jones also underwent this infatuation.

England goes to Hogwarts to teach History of Magic. Meanwhile, America is certain that Russia is planning on starting World War III.

World Academy decides to stage 'The Phantom of the Opera' at their school auditorium, and the whole high school student body is involved. Multi-pairing, mostly het, and a bit of yaoi. A few genderbent countries!

Harry is back for another year at Hogwarts, but this time Voldemort is back in full. While England simply wants to escape his life as a nation as much as possible, and to help protect the Boy Who Lived. Fail summary is fail. Rated T just in case.

...or lack thereof, in this case. In which Alfred is the last of his kind, and sees no harm in spending his days with a particularly scholarly "human." Everyone has their secrets, however, and Alfred will learn that Arthur's secret is a dangerous one, indeed. Middle Ages AU. Elf!AlfredxVampire!Arthur. Request by Luciangrl.

During the time when Oz and the gang infiltrated Latowidge. Oz and Ada were captured by the Baskervilles and the saved by Elliot and Leo. But Have you ever wondered who gave Ada the anitidote? ... Short one shot story...

Madness ensues as some of our beloved characters from Hetalia are mysteriously dumped into the Soul Society. Can they figure out who sent them there, and why? And what will the soul reapers make of these new-found intruders? And what will Aizen do when he finds out who these strangers are? Rated for language, and other epic craziness.

After Japan expressed interest in England's magic, England grudgingly agreed to allow the axis to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. But when strange things start occurring, will they be able to help the golden trio save the school, and keep their identities safe at the same time? No romance, can't write it. Rated T for possible violence later on.

Modern AU in which Elliot refuses to say anything, Leo is perfect, Alice is annoying and deep at the same time, Oz is not everything he appears to be, and Gilbert is…confused. What the heck is going on! (two-shot)

It's Alfred and Arthur's first date at the park, and they're both far too nervous to so much as look at one another. How will things work out? Can Alfred live up to his self-proclaimed title and be the hero?

She knew that he only used her for his goals but she liked to pretend that he could love her. And perhaps, she thought, he liked to pretend too. / (?) Vincent x Ada

Alfred F. Jones was a pilot. Not a fighter pilot, or a teenager who has been flying since he could walk, or anyone special. No, Alfred F. Jones flew commercial planes. It was a dull, repetitive job that was only made bearable by his wonderful crew and the places he got to see. Until someone new was added to the crew and everything changed. 3shot USUK

A one-shot. Raven finally snaps. Warnings: violence, character death

Comfort fiction filled with fluff. England is cold but he has an America to warm him up. Will he be too shy to do so? Yaoi and an established relationship. First published on Deviant Art

The walls were blue. Or rather, the wallpaper was beige, but those eyes staring at him were quite blue indeed.

Alice's eyes sparkled with joy after Gilbert thanked her and gave her a pat on the head. And because of that simple gesture, she begins to seek his attention more than ever before. But why does she want ONLY and SPECIFICALLY Gilbert to pat her? And how far will she go to get what she wants? (One-shot fic)

"You're the most beautiful thing that I've ever seen. In the sun, you're mind-blowing. In the snow, you're breathtaking. And then there's you in the rain..." Silly little USUK oneshot, Alfred being completely enamored from afar like the adorable stalker he is :3

Prussia is sick of England constantly bragging about that Potter kid. So he, and the rest of the Bad Touch Trio, decide to kidnap Harry and brainwash him into hating England.

"I was going to confess to him tonight." Alfred tries to admit he's in love with his best friend. However, things don't always go to plan. Human AU, One-sided USUK

England has had enough of Voldemort going around and killing people, and he is going to let him know damn it! *Crack/Parody*

Umbridge comes across a rather odd young man visiting Dumbledore in his office one day, and he's getting under her nerves big time. Just who is this Arthur Kirkland, and why wont Fudge tell her anything about him?

This young girl is nothing like Odette. She's her own fighter, hiding behind her hunted smile as she dance for her beloved Elliot. Crack pairing

Very short Liam/Sharon drabble written for a friend.

Alfred just doesn't understand why Arthur would want to enter a Pokemon Contest - he knows there's no fighting in it, right? Although, now that Alfred's watching it on TV, he has to admit that it doesn't look SO bad. Especially those close-ups of Arthur - those are pretty nice. Pokemon AU.

Ludwig Beilschmidt is the heir to the pure-blood Beilschmidt family, whose name is simultaneous with the dark arts, and he doesn't even know it. What happens when he is sent to live with the Kirklands, a well respected line? Friendship, Betrayal and This.

Two princes, Alfred and Arthur, become rivals on their quest to find a magical, wish-granting princess. Alfred is looking to his curse, and Arthur just wants his family's acceptance. But once the two princes are forced to start traveling together and get to know each other thanks to some help from their noble steeds suddenly their old wishes don't seem so important anymore.

AU. Arthur is an angel stuck to the Earth. Alfred Jones is a human boy. It's not the most ideal relationship, but they manage to find a bit of gold in each other nonetheless.

Glen and some ducks.

When you loathe yourself, it's that much more difficult to love someone.

If he could learn to love another and earn their love in return, the spell would be broken. If not, he would remain a beast for all time. As the year passed, he fell into despair and lost all hope. For who could ever learn to love a beast? USUK, one-sided FrUk, Spamano, SuFin, PruCan, GerIta, LietPol, among others. T for language.

Alfred is a blind boy, forced to grow up and take the lead years before he's ready. Arthur is the pianist that plays the most beautiful sounds after school. By chance, Alfred finds himself drawn to the melodies, and the beautiful soul that plays them. AU, USUK.

Her thoughts on him

His thoughts on her

Alfred is a peasant with no family. Emil is a prince with too many brothers. The two of them set out on a journey they didn't know they were going to start. USUK, HongIce

It had been exactly 63 years, 57 days, 13 hours, 27 minutes, and 38 seconds since Alfred and Arthur had begun dating.

Arthur's being haunted by his guardian angel who apparently thinks he's also Cupid, into confessing to the guy he's been stalking admiring from afar for weeks now. Of course he's not in love with him, he's not! Little did he know how right his angel was. Written for Day 9 of the USUK Summer Camp 2012. USUK, Teenagers!AU.

[CANCELLED...?] Yao follows Kiku all the way to his "weekend getaway," more commonly known as Maid Latte! But the overenthusiastic big brother is a little too overenthusiastic, and so they get into a little trouble with the staff...

Fairy!AU. Prince Alfred Jones of Spades has always been told faeries are nothing but trouble. That notion is all turned around when he meets the faery Prince Arthur for the first time at ten years old when he gets lost in the forest. Nine years later, Alfred has forgotten Arthur, but meets him again under circumstances that force him to make a choice that will make or break him.

Liechtenstein is fed up with Switzerland's stuffy attitude, and as such, she calls the normally very bubbly Spain for advice, unbeknownst to her, even the nicest of nice don't like to be woken up.

Francis forced Arthur to go to a ball hosted by an aristocrat, only for Arthur to find that he stands out like a sore thumb. He attracts the attention of that aristocrat and they start dancing. The clock strikes 12 and Arthur is forced to leave. Little did he know that the aristocrat is dead set on finding him again. USUK, based on Cinderella. One-shot

Alfred, a singer on his way through California, stops for the night at the Hotel California where things are not as they appear to be...and Alfred discovers that he'll never return to the life he had lived before. 'Hotel California' sort-of songfic with a long story. USUK, slight PruHun and GerIta One-shot

This fanfic is about the pandora hearts characters as the snow white characters. Ozelle Oz as the princess, and Aleck Alice as the prince.

Short USUK or rather UKUS Oneshot written for our favorite American's birthday. It's July 4, and as America sits alone on his balcony watching the fireworks, he gets an unexpected visitor.

Arthur Kirkland is the most wanted Sky Pirate in the world, and chief of the Sky Police, Alfred F. Jones, has vowed to catch him. But what happens when the notorious Captain Kirkland isn't who he seems to be? USUK/AU

Ada loved her brother, and did her best to make up for the fact that Daddy didn't. Ada's POV, pre-abyss, one-shot.

Italy wished to grow stronger one night and the next morning there's an egg in his bed! Original right? T just in case

What do an American chain-smoking photographer and an alcoholic British actor have in common? Absolutely nothing. AU, full summary inside.

World Academy students have been paired up for an anonymous email exchange program, so they can talk to someone about school and personal problems in private. These are the emails of two students nicknamed 'The Gentleman' and 'The Hero'. Gakuen AU, email.

A glimpse of the boy behind the mask. Ada/Vincent

The only thing he could ever ask of her. Break/Sharon drabbling

High school AU. Linebacker Alfred Jones has a crush. Exchange student Eleanor Kirkland is not amused. eventual US/f!Eng

Duke Barma has informed Pandora that one of the sealing stones had been moved to Great Britain a long time ago. Break and Gilbert go to check it out, and discover the Order of the Phoenix. Soon afterwards, Oz and Alice get involved.

Captain Kirkland had heard all the stories, but he never expected to have to deal with the real thing. Reality is much different than what he had imagined. Rated for dark themes- cannibalism but not really , death, etc.

Alfred F. Jones, outgoing student at their high school, was as different as one could be from honors student Arthur Kirkland. Yet, that didn't stop Alfred from falling for him.

Vincent's idyllic inner world is shattered by news of Gil's death. Rated T for implied violence, disturbing images and Vincent being Vincent.

Parody of Adele's "Set Fire to the Rain", with entirely new lyrics. Roy Mustang knows that you can't get a spark with damp gloves. he's just sick of everyone else pointing it out. So he rants and raves to the tune of Adele. Read for the sake of parody!

Gilbert comes home to find a dead girl, simply lying by the door. What has Vincent done now? Based off Llamas with Hats. Story better than summary!

An important Mafia don named Feliciano Vargas enlists Artemis's help to vanquish the Russian mob, led by the infamous Ivan Braginsky. Somewhat Yandere!Mafia!Italy. Rated T for safety.

A series of one-shots about the personification of Opium. Appearances from America and Aztlán likely to occur! Rated T for drug themes!

What happens when the daughters of Russia and Japan end up meeting vampires and werewolves? Tester story that might end up being a bit more cracktastic than usual...ya, im really bored

A handsome boy mistaken as a girl, a curse on a grand castle and the people within, a monster hungry for everything he wants and a lost love soon to be found. A story-style parody of Disney's "Beauty and the Beast" filled with love, laughs, and PASTA !

Japan awakens with no memory of who he is, in a distinctly pink place filled with familiar-looking but notably odd people. The worst part is, oddly enough, not what they do then, but rather, what they will do if he stays... Oneshot. Pretty much crack.

What happens when you leave a hungover Ed and a tub of silver glitter together alone? Chaos and cosplay, that's what. Crack!fic: OOCness, Cullen-bashing and implied RoyEd. Enjoy.

USUK. Arthur is a poet with too many dreams. Alfred is a university student with too much time to kill. Maybe it's chance they end up together, but it will take more than chance to keep them there.

In which two slightly drunk Nations test out that theory about the English accent. UKUS

Rising fashion model Alfred Jones is cast along side the famous but reclusive Arthur Kirkland for a GQ UK editorial. He quickly discovers that the fashion world's new golden child is actually blind.

First fanfic, so fingers crossed. Anyway hope you like it. Note: not super close to the movies ending ; T to be safe, for language.

For almost a thousand years, the Doctor has traveled the whole of space and time. And for all of that time, he has continuously returned to one place, one Nation: England.

Consulting detective Arthur Kirkland has one last question to ask his now married & beloved ex-flat mate Doctor Jones before they say goodbye. Based on a quote from Sherlock Holmes: Game of Shadows. Characterizations & situations fully altered. Double AU

The president-elect smiled. "I have to say Mr. President, you're making me a little nervous." Every nation has his or her own way of welcoming in a new boss. Some nations just happen to be a lot nicer about it than others.

A humor oneshot don't take it too seriously. I was depressed after that godforsaken episode 25, rock on Maes, rock on dude... A drunk Ed and an even drunker Envy who doesnt even know gender he/she is. Mustang should have never taken Ed drinking NOT YAOI

ONESHOT. He was fully convinced he would be in control, & not fall slave to her being. To him, her eyes held an innocence that was begging to be taken away. & He was assured that he would not hesitate to deceive her.

Arthur frowned. Leave it to Alfred to message him while he was writing. "Go away. I'm busy."

Various crossover drabbles from both APH and the Leviathan series by Scott Westerfeld.

It's Halloween night and Alfred and Arthur decide to take part in the British tradition of bobbing for apples. USUK.

Merlin is saved from the Dorocha's icy touch by two men & an angel wielding salt and a flame-thrower. Sam, Dean, and Cass in a circle of salt all night with Merlin, Arthur, and knights. The Winchesters are re-rewriting history and enjoying it, too.

A Mary Sue comeuppance fic. Her story ended, but with the camera accidentally still rolling, her "epilogue" will not be pretty. Stupid humor ahead.

The year is 2027, and the Company now runs the world. Alfred Jones takes up the role of hero when Britain, the only reason he's even fighting, is found after 5 years missing. But he's not the same. Something's wrong. He's not human. USUK/Britannia Angel

The homunculi of the first anime meet the homunculi of the manga/BH. Is there really much else to say...?

Oneshot Crackficish- What happens when the Homunculi from the manga and first anime meet? Insanity ensues. Spoilers for the endings to both series.

COMPLETE [Merthur] "'I thought you meant the bloody bird' Arthur glowered at the creature, 'As in a metaphor for luck or freedom or something'" (Or the one where Arthur is stubborn and quite possibly in love, the dragon is smug and Merlin thinks that Arthur's been enchanted (again).

America has England tagging along on a trip. They find themselves in ... several situations.

Envy is confused. What is the most important thing in life? He goes to ask everyone... and gets various answers. Rated T to be safe. Oneshot.

America wants to know about what! Britain is red, France is laughing and really shouldn't he have known about this by now? Truth be told...he might? Britain is horribly confused. US/UK

When computer geek Alfred inadvertently downloads government secrets into his brain, the two governments send agents to keep a watch on him. One of them is agent Arthur Kirkland, who is about to turn Alfred's life upside down in more ways than one. USUK

I didn't think much of it when I scribbled down a poem and handed it to a lonely boy on Valentine's Day. As a 6-year-old, it didn't seem very important, I thought I'd forget. But how can you forget the day you meet the person you'd fall in love with? USUK

Gakuen Hetalia! Alice Kirkland has never known Alfred Jones to share his candy. But it appears she just might be the exception. Fem!UK/US, mentions of Franada

Ed's hungry. Roy has food. Total utter crackfic. Not yaoi, can you believe it?

In which America insists it's not a Thing, Canada disagrees and England has yet to be informed.

CRACKFIC! you have been warned! In which a country and a human play a pokemon rip off that leads to random conversations and angry priestesses... PLOTLESS RANDOM HUMOR

Not all fairy tales have happy endings, and not all bad guys are elaborate fairytale villains. You just have to make the most of the time you have, and deal with the fact that the worst terrors are in your mind. USUK, Alfred/Arthur AU.

Human AU. Alfred F. Jones is a 22 year old mechanic sharing an apartment with his best friend, Arthur. Sounds great, right? Not right. Because Alfred also happens to be in love with Arthur... not that Arthur knows.

Arthur Kirkland, a young magician, is in deep trouble. The weapon he was set to guard has been stolen. The only suspect is his little sister, Kitty. And to fix things, he summoned the unpredictable demon, Bartimeus...

England and America go to McDonalds. France appears. The best USUK story ever. This is a joke poking fun at some of the fanfics out there.

Alfred loves Arthur, and there's really all there is to it. Response to a prompt requesting America's view of his relationship with England. USUK.

Alfred starts to follow Arthur on tumblr. It's not long until they become friends... and possibly more. USUK

Though they only meet a handful of times, their friendship spans time and space. Italy and Ender friendship, with Germany/Italy relationship later on.

"Look at them Artie! Feli seems perfectly fine on his own with Ludwig. So can we please go now? Skating makes me feel so gay!" "Alfred, you are gay!" Arthur takes a peeved Alfred ice skating. USUK America/England with a side of GerIta Germany/N. Italy

Upon his death, Francis is left at a crossroads. Too kind for hell, too promiscuous for heaven, there is but one way to decide his fate: a cosmic wager that he can win his love again and prove it true, even in the body of Arthur's much reviled ex.

So that even if I die tomorrow, I'll know that you loved me tonight. USUK.

America tries to rationalize the existence of England's fairies. He fails.

ONE-SHOT. Russia has been summoned by England several times. But what if England wsn't the only one who ever summoned the large nation?

While he hated and resented it, Arthur Kirkland was going about his life just fine. That is, until he gets attacked by aliens and is saved by the mysterious Doctor. Features Doctor!America and Companion!England

A rewrite of a tale as old as time, but with all of our/my favorite fluffy pairings! Gerita, AusHun, USUK, and... probably others that I don't remember. Rated T for Romano's potty mouth.

When on a field trip in Paris, Tamaki learns how to charm women from the master.

Kaptain Kirkalnd is the most feared pirate of the skies and seas, and he will stop at nothing to get what he wants. Navy commander Alfred F. Jones, however, has something completely different in mind. Steampunk AU! Sky pirate Uk and Navy Us

It's not the perfections that cause Alfred to fall in love with Victoria. Kink meme de-anon, USfemUK

And friends and siblings facepalm. Also known as the mating dance of the idiot. Possible FrUK/ possibly one-sided USUK, depending on your interpretation. High-school AU.

Arthur lost control of his own life the moment he showed the Signs. Every decision was left up to destiny. It has never truly bothered him up until this moment, when he cannot even choose his own mate. Sci-fi, "Dune"-based AU. Rated M for non-graphic sex.

When the star of the Opera Populaire storms out, young Lovino must take his place. The new opera managers are glad of the switch, as is the new patron. But little do they know a masked figure is watching them all... Human names used, T for mild language.

England and America are late for a meeting. A discussion about socks ensues. A late birthday present for Nasty Show.

The FMA characters now in the Middle Ages, especially for you! Warnings: Sarcasm. Nonsense.

17 year-old Arthur Kirkland is lost, evicted from his home. A 22 year-old ex army officer named Alfred Jones takes him in, giving him four rules to follow. Tensions rise as the two find the love story between America and England isn't quite over yet...

Several nations of the world arrive at Shibusen for some friendly negotiations with Lord Death. Too bad no one thought to tell Kid about it.

1944. Some things are left unsaid, and others just have fabulous hair. America/England.

Sent by Lucifer, Arthur is a fallen angel who is sent to steal the hearts of humans and cause chaos... If an angel falls in love with a human, they lose their wings... Are they destined for disaster? - UK/US/UK.

Arthur is a guardian angel who feels as if he's at the bottom of the heavenly ladder. Alfred is Freedom Star, a young superhero at the top of his game. When their paths cross, Alfred's life and Arthur's afterlife... will never be the same. USxUK- AU.

From that day on I was no longer your little brother, but you were still my everything. A short one-sided USUK,FrUK drabble. Angst, America' point of view.

Every couple of decades, one of America's bosses would get this idea in their head that their nation wasn't representing himself like he should. Cue the matchmaking. Too bad America has some odd standards...and even odder ways to weed out the weak.

Ed has been locked in a tower his whole life and he's ready to see the world. Join him, his new friend the pyromaniac, and some perfectly scientific magic hair, on their epic quest! Parody of the Disney movie Tangled, Not EdxRoy. Don't take it seriously.

After something terrible happens, Arthur, Gwen, Gwaine, and Lancelot take their turns in protecting their protector, watching over their watcher. Merlin's the one in trouble, now, and it's up to them to save him.

Where the sky meets the sea. USUK AU. American fighter pilot Alfred Jones crash-lands in Occupied Denmark and finds himself entangled with a voiceless merman. For Sweethearts Week over at Special Relationship on LJ!

Neal wasn't always Neal. SPN/WC Crossover Drabble. No pairings.

Alfred F. Jones has fought numerous wars, taken on the toughest of enemies, and has proven himself to be a hero! But this hero must face his most difficult task yet - winning the heart of his damsel, er, Brit in Distress! US/UK, VERY fluffy, for Tahru.

"Do you know how many keys I have? A lot. I have a lot of freakin' keys." America loses every key he owns, which is a lot, if you missed that, and retraces his steps to try and find them. Simple enough, right? Like his life could be that easy.

Vincent is finally driven to the corner and reveals his true colours and intentions towards Ada... or at least he thinks he does. But does he? And then - what does Vincent Nightray really wish for?

"Neal's spent his whole life trying to wash away the stains other people have left on him." A character study. Please heed the warnings.

Arthur Kirkland is the captain of the of infamous Change of Heart, Alfred F. Jones is a portside mechanic with a dream...A Us/Uk Steampunk AU

AU, USUK. Alfred Jones moves into his new house with his brother Matthew and his recently divorced mother. While exploring the unrepaired sections of the house, Alfred meets someone that will change his life...

On a friendly trip to Japan, Alfred is suddenly stranded. In a school full of girls. The life-long dream of most guys. It would be that way for Alfred, too, if it weren't for the fact that a strange club was so keen on dressing him up in weird outfits.

Arthur and Alfred are taking driving lessons together, but Arthur has been having some difficulty with the driving part. Alfred, always the hero, decides to help him calm down a little. USUK, teenager AU, established relationship. Fluffy fluff fluff.

Based off the final episode of Brotherhood. Why Roy has that -bleeping- mustache!

This is after Crocadile Tears for Alex rider, and is at current day for APH. Just as Alex thought he had ecaped MI6, and would never have to hear from them again, three new students show up at his school and turn his world upside-down. Rated T for Russia

It's never too late to ask someone to the Yule Ball. AmericaxEngland. Harry Potter AU oneshot

Various Christmas carols, Fullmetal-ified!

The title says it all. I do not own FMA in any way shape or form.

A brawl between England and America is ended when they both apologize...using their car windows. US/UK fluff.

In a world where the nations don't know each other, England and Germany somehow find their way together. AU.

Arthur thought Alfred would never care about him again, ever since that day long ago. But now that he's cast a spell and he meets a new Alfred in a new world, will things be better with a chance to start again? Starts off canon then switches to Gakuen AU.

It was a fact that Germany despised France. But there was more to his dislike of France than just the wars... jealous!Germany, GerUK, implied one-sided!FrUK Rated T for the language. Fluffy oneshot, I guess.

Internet games, he thought, were childish and a great waste of time. They were just an excuse to procrastinate. That was until he looked at his homepage one day and saw the headline that would change his views forever... / USUK oneshot

When Spain burst into the G8, America was expecting Germany to yell at him, not to England to...react like that! Why didn't he stop? Why was France laughing creepily and Japan with a camera? Why didn't England stop? USUK One-Shot /Monty Python reference/

When the characters of Fullmetal Alchemist have nothing else to do, they decide to a play a simple game of Truth or Dare. First fanfic, so please go easy on me.

And, you know, I don't regret a thing. AU, USUK, crackish.

Bwahaha Vampire Ed, Elcrest, ChimeraEd, FemEd, OC's, Gay Smexxx, And a beautiful ending to boot! I've taken all the cliche's i love and made fun of them to the very point of comic diahhrea :3 ENJOIS!

"You're bloody America; always changing, always moving on to the biggest and the best and the newest, and I'm just England. I'm old news, Alfred, and you'll get bored of me, just like you did before." Slight sonfic.

Neal runs into someone from his past and decides to help them out of a sticky situation. Slash.

England turns up to a meeting in full punk mode. On a motorbike. Otherwise known as the fic where England has pink hair and a tongue ring and America's subconscious makes a lot of innuendos about guns. USUK-ish. Oneshot.

CEO Arthur Kirkland is overworked and overstressed. Well, he is, until his relationship with his new secretary, Alfred F. Jones, turns into something different altogether. Now he's just over. UK/US Office AU 4/10

HetaliaxSherlock Holmes crossover. Because somebody needed to do it.

Castiel's always had a thing for black hair and blue eyes, and a meeting with a former vessel leads to some undiscovered truths between four people. Dean/Castiel, implied Peter/Neal.

A tale told in e-mail centering on various budding relationships in an office when people are SUPPOSED to be doing work. All poor Elizabeta wants is photos of it all. Rated for a lot of swearing/lewd comments. PruHun, UsUk, Spero, GerIta, KorChi, etc.

Edward and Alphonse meet two strange people on the way to Central.

"My point," America continued, "Is that we've had so many firsts together already, but I've never kissed you under the rain before." USUK, one-shot, plz r&r!

Caught in the demolition of an abandoned building, Peter and Neal are hurt, trapped, and running out of time. But it's in those moments they realize that it's not enough to know what someone is. To learn who they are, they have to ask the big questions.

Do not open the door. It could be a zombie, an unwanted boyfriend of your brother's, or a persistant salesman by the name Antonio Carriedo. Spain/Romano, implied Germany/Italy, AU.

The story of Billy McCampbell, the Soup Alchemist. It involves alchemy, soup, tomatoes, ramen, Irish accents, the Truth and much, much more! Complete crack in case you didn't realize that.

Mustang gains the ability to manipulate fanfiction. Mustang goes to a bar. Parody of fanfiction dot net. Mangaverse, no pairings, crack.

Edward visits FanFiction dot net. Wondering what kind of verb is 'roy' and why it is always in past tense, he clicks one of the stories and starts reading it. RoyEd and FangirlJapanese mocking, crackfic! Rated T for the story Ed reads.

A song about our favorite palm-tree-haired homunculus...to the tune of 'Frosty the Snowman.' Enjoy!

It wasn't as though he allowed the kisses because he liked them, that was simply ridiculous." Prussia/Austria one-shot. Fluffier than Hanatamago.

A ridiculous parody of "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny." Read at your own risk. Re-post.

When America is coerced into retrieving England from one of the last places in the world he expected to find the Brit, he sets out on a mission to experience and expose this interesting and strangely un-lame side of his former brother.

15 years. 15 years since democracy fell, since a tyrannical government isolated America and took the nation hostage. 15 years since Alfred was stolen, forced to turn his back on everything. For Arthur, that’s 15 years too long. Time to go rabbit hunting.

Lady Gaga parody. By the way I'm pretty sure Gaga is a homunculs...

When Alfred looks back on his youth now, he realises that Arthur was the Doctor...Arthur has never been in any doubt that Alfred is Captain James T. Kirk." - Character study. USUK.

Written for the Hetalia Remix as a rewrite of "Is America Smarter Than a Fifth Grader". Is he really? England isn't convinced. USxUK

USUK. Roses are red, violets are blue, but green has always looked better on you. The Special Relationship as a marriage from then until now.

What better way is there to deal with realizing that the person you love isn't who you thought than by getting smash up drunk? Neal Caffrey and a bottle of whiskey don't exactly mix well, and it's Peter to the rescue. Along with everyone else. One-shot

Austria finds Prussia to be shameful. Prussia finds Austria to be beautiful. One-sided Prustria.

Neal and Peter are too clever for their own good. They keep almost kissing, almost being honest, etc. But then they don't. Neal/Peter pre-slash, don't read if you don't like. Not OT3. UPDATED

It's what it says in the title. Rated T for mild swearing.

He should’ve known better than to trust someone on the other side of the road; hell, he should’ve known better than to trust anyone. A good conman knows that everyone else is conning, too. The only difference is why. Written for help haiti.

Once upon a time, a little boy was born, no bigger than your thumb... Simply put, cracky Thumbelina based AU. Mikage/Teito.

Pre-series. Neal comes to Peter offering information after having been beaten by an art-thief-cum-thug. Peter gives Neal temporary shelter because really, how could he turn him away? Friendship fic. Not slash.

Once upon a time there was an Island, and its heart was a Boy who never Grew Up

A poem inspired by the mini-skirt line. Parody of RoyxEd. Should not be read by RoyxEd fans without a sense of humor.

Peter was positive that Neal had overslept.

Peter tries to lecture Neal after a job gone wrong. Neal keeps falling asleep on his shoulder much to his chagrin and Elizabeth's amusement. Friendship fic.

Neal really didn't like guns. Needless to say, bullets weren't his friends either.

Neal puts himself in danger which Peter thinks is unnecessary. Peter is angry. Neal is snarky.

The first rose came a few weeks after New Year’s Day. A thousand days later, the final rose arrived.

Peter begins the evening staking out Neal Caffrey--and ends it with a drunken suspect on his hands. Pre-series, friendship and/or pre-slash.

A fill for the prompt: "For whatever reason, Neal is assigned a different FBI agent handler/liaison/etc. - whether permanently or on a temporary basis. Neal makes his life hell until he gets Peter back."

Ed and Al's things begin to disappear..... crack!fic

It's night. It's cold. And you're stuck camping out with a ruddy git. What's an Englishman to do? Mild US/UK, fluff.

England demands to know who this is that America has a date with, who he must straighten his hair for. Cute fluff, AmericaxEngland. One-shot. based off of the hair straightener commercial Japan watches

Forgive the lame title; I couldn't think of anything else. Percy learns that the gods aren't the only beings pulling the strings behind the scenes as he gets to know his country in a whole new way.

A challenge from theretard5892, this author attempts to write her first crack. Rated T for Mary Sue shenanigans and evil Shirley. Don't forget sexual references.

A challenge from theretard5892's story, "State Alchemists for rent!" EdxOC, 13-word implied Royai.

The epic angsty tale of Nina Elysia Suzy Trisha Winery Elric, the Magical Golden Bunny Rabbit Alchemist, daughter of Edward Elric, girlfriend of Jessica Mustang who is the most manly man ever. Contains angst, sadness, love and pure freaking crack.

Crack. Name says it all.

A challenge from theretard5892. But who would suspect from such a serious theme, that the real story is...!

-sniff- it's amazing everyone! I've never written such a heartwrenching piece of poetry! Now, READ IT OR DIE. Reviews please?

What if Merlin were really a Time Lord? Slight mockery of the absurdity of Merlin, even though I really enjoy the series. Part I - The Doctor, the Wizard, and the Police Box

Roy Mustang gets drunk. Hilarity Ensues. One-shot.

Sometimes, this author gets sick of reading crappy fanfiction so horrible you have to wonder if they took it seriously when they were writing. When that happens, this author writes her own! You'll see, just shaddup and read!

My parody of 'Delilah'. I've been told it's good.

Riza is tired and the guys in the office decide to push her a little to far. Even the best snap, they just have more fun ways of exacting their revenge. no pairings. CRACKISH.

tabloids, the main cause of misery in the life of roy mustang. royed. crackish.

Crack!fic. What happens when the characters we write decide to retaliate? Grab a riot shield and a barricade of pillows because your about to find out. First FullMetal Alchemist fic. Hints at Ed/Win and Mustang/Hawkeye. The guys are about to go to apes#it

Henry and Albert, two Thule Society members, meet a beautiful, foreign blond, and think nothing could go wrong. But is she really what she seems to be? Crack-ish.

The men of Amestries ban together to sing about how their lives without a doubt suck. I do hope you can forgive me for this horribly song fic to Avenue Q's It Sucks To Be Me. Spoilers for the Manga.

Probably the most out of character Roy Mustang x Riza Hawkeye story you'll ever read in your life. But that's to be expected. This story is to mock all those annoying OOC stories out there! RoyAi Rated for lime, angst, fluff, and fangirl lingo.

[CRACKFIC] Edward Elric and other FMA cast members reinact the wonderful children's book The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss. Insanity insues.

Free Characters of Fullmetal Alchemist,' announced Edward dramatically, 'I have seen the future, and it is bleak.' The Ultimate Horror...a lousy Ending...demands the Ultimate Sacrifice to change it. Crack, Silliness, and much breakage of the Fourth Wall

Is Snow White’s cheerful, sunny tale a little too ho hum for you? Then look alive! Here’s a parody just for you. Will Sun Gold manage to escape the wrath of her evil stepmom? Will good triumph in the end? Will the talking mirror get a date? Find out here!

What happens when Ed's automail malfunctions? a whole lot of crack, that's what! [crack fic]

In the style of Black Diamond's Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a FRANK ARCHER unit! Read the following guide and learn how to care for and love your very own warmongering, powerhungry bastard!

The world has so many card games ... and hey, even the characters waiting to appear again need something to do. [Crack!]

Scar has Ed at his mercy and gives Ed a chance to say his last words. He didn't count on Ed to begin a show stopping parody of Avenue Q. With solos by some popular characters, a bonus parody song & guest appearance by Gary Coleman. rated for language.

Roy gets a Snapper, Scar writes to Miss Manners, Envy says the most famous of all last words, and Gluttony eats beans...No doubt about it, this city's gonna burn.

Ed and Al discover a genie in their house. ONE SHOT

Parody. Unserious. What happens when the Love Alchemist comes to town? Cliche stuff, that's what. Let's see who manages to live through this mess. Reviews appreciated! Written just for fun.

Roy takes care of a sick Ed. Usually this would be adorable, right? But what about if Roy had taken on the personality of Marry Poppins? Lots of silly, that's what. Mild Ed/Roy. Rated for language. R&R, spitspot!

A song to the tune of Rudolph the RedNosed Reindeer.

CRACK FICONESHOT! Messed up pairings, randomness, disturbing happenings, etc. CoWritten with Loathed Wolf Spirit. Let the games begin! XDD

The FMA cast gets random! Warning: They are all TOTALLY OOC!

Ed and Roy tell a very messed up version of Rumplestilskin for my brother's birthday. Sigh. Warning: Crazy writer at keyboard.

Alphonse learns that not everyday goes like clockwork. Some unexpected surprises can pop up and ruin the routine, but it's all good in the end. ONESHOT. RoyEd. [COMPLETED]

A short parody of the poem Jabberwocky. Enough said.

Ed argues with the Colonel. At midnight. From the street. This gets a reaction. If there were a 'farcical bickering' category, I'd put it in that...

Alphonse is forever bringing in kittens, but what really happens to them after? Plaese R&R

I know there's a lot of these Know your stars fics going around, but i need to get over some writers block...Completed cause I'm too lazy to do everyone. [contains retardedness]

I had no idea what to name it to get peoples attention, it's a parody to Dr. Suess's Green Eggs and Ham...but it has nothing to do with either of those...ow, my head...

EdxEnvy What happens when, in a strange turn of events, your worst enemy becomes your only source of escape? Possible spoilers Rating subject to rise.

[Oneshot]When Hawkeye reads some messed up fanfics about the Colonel, what happens? Rated for safety, some innuendo, almost cursing, and Japanese.

One shot. Parody of all those goth!anime character fics. Everybody is OOC. This fic is supposed to be funny. Please review!

Roy sits at his office on Christmas. ONESHOTPlease R&R

How could a summer volleyball game go so wrong? Havoc has a chew toy, Riza has a nub, and Breda has...worms! When you're a dog of the military, you're a...dog of the military. One Shot.

Feury brings in a parrot one day, and all hell broke loose for Roy Mustang, why? Read it! Rated T for perverted Colonels, and other disturbing stuff. [one shot]