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I will add any possible future pictures to the link and post updates here as according.. Namikaze Rant! I don't know why but it just pisses me off in Fanfiction's but it does... When there is a Namikaze clan... Don't get me wrong I know it's fanfiction and you can make it a clan and I support you and have nothing against the idea of making clans. However it's so fucking irritating when in a fanfic there all of a sudden is a "Namikaze clan" but there is no info on the clan, no prior reference to this "Great clan", where this supposed "clan" is, no note-able abilities or Kekkei Genkai, it's just all of a sudden a clan with no history or anything... The fuck people? Do they just make it a clan because Minato was the Yondiame? What also annoy's me when in fanfic's there is no mention of a "Namikaze" clan or anything but there is a "Namikaze Estate"... like The fuck did I just read? Why is there an estate for a non-clan? It'd make more sense for it to be the "Uzumaki Estate" with Kushina and Him living together prior to death. When people change Kushina's last name from "Uzumaki" to "Namikaze" or "Uzumaki-Namikaze/Namikaze-Uzumaki"... Do I even need to say that this is irritating... I know that they were married but if anything Minato should be inducted into the Uzumaki Clan and take the name Uzumaki or they should both keep their surnames. Why would Kushina change her clan name to some no name civilian name (I am referring to how it isn't a clan name I'm not saying it isn't well known) I mean face it the orphanage probably gave Minato his name and surname, it means nothing... Same goes for Naruto changing his name to "Naruto Namikaze" or "Namikaze Naruto", why? It's not a clan name or anything unless you make it one and he's been an Uzumaki all of his life why change it? Rant end! Challenge! Naruto is either Uzumaki and Uchiha or Senju and Uchiha and has Inherited both Asura's and Indra's "Lingering Chakra". If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! What fanfiction.net should add: A way to filter out/in Yaoi /Yuri/Bi (Now I'm not against Yuri or Bi girls, but for me Dude on Dude is wrong... I don't have anything against Homosexuality though...) A way to filter out pairings (Mainly NaruHina... Fucking ridiculous how many of that pairing there is..) A way to filter out mass bashing fics (Some fics will revolve around bashing.. Or Sasuke will be bashed in EVERY SINGLE APPEARANCE! I don't particularly like Sasuke, but he was alright at the start and is becoming alright again.. You know being a fanfic you could make him not a douche!?) A way to filter out/in Incest (I don't find it that wrong/bad in a fictional story.. I don't have a problem with people practising this in real life, though I find it a little.. disturbing in real life..) A way to filter out/in Dark fics (Like Dark Naruto wanting to kill everything for example) A way to filter out/in Godlike fics (I like these, some are good some bad, but some people don't like them) A way to filter out/in Harem fics (I like these, some are good some bad, but some people don't like them) This is it for now.. I know that people put it in the description but, shit, it'd be so much more convenient for everyone. They could make them "Tags" to the stories like there is for characters and such. Stupid things in Fanfics: Now I'm not saying my fic/s are perfect or anything, in fact they are far from it and I'm sure many people have problems with it and things they find stupid. We are each entitled to our own opinion. Danzo wanting to execute Naruto the "Demon". - I mean come on, how is there NOT anything wrong with that... Danzo having his ROOT attack Naruto with intent to kill and has them call him "Demon" and they have hatred towards Naruto. - I guess it's acceptable if Naruto has some Kekkei Genkai Danzo knows about and he is trying to unlock it or Naruto is in ROOT and being trained, but ROOT having emotions and calling Naruto a "Demon" is stupid, they would either refer to him as: "The Kyuubi", "The Jinchuuriki", "The Weapon" or "The Kyuubi Jinchuuriki". Danzo gets Naruto but has him malnorished and practically tortured... - Danzo would have his WEAPON in the TOP physical condition not in some poor sorry state, he also would be out through emotional conditioning similar to Sai, he wouldn't be tortured. Dark Naruto fic and Hinata leaves Konoha with him. - Like What the actual fuck is that? Mobs... ((-(-_(-_-(-_-)-_-)_-)-)) these are acceptable to a degree. - You can't have them torture, rape, burn and whatever else is done to Naruto and he is not effected in any way, Why in the hell would he still love the village and want to be the Hokage if he is tortured. That is just fucked... All of a sudden shy Hinata gains all of this confidence for no reason... - You can't do that, well you could, but she'd be like bipolar, you can't gain confidence over night. Pet nicknames, e.g: Hina-chan, Hina-hime, Kyuu-chan, Kyuu-hime. - You get the idea, it's fucking irritating. Naruto threatens to leave the village but because of some miraculous thing that Hiruzen does he stays... - I think those people don't have the balls to make Naruto leave Konoha. Naruto gets a power up, for example unlocking a Kekkei Genkai or some hidden power and for no reason ages 2-5 years... Naruto's hair looking exactly like Minato's Kushina Uzumaki-Namikaze, Kushina Namikaze-Uzumaki, Uzumaki-Namikaze Kushina, Namikaze-Uzumaki Kushina, Kushina Namikaze, Namikaze Kushina... People can't be bothered to change female Naruto or his twin or whatever's name from Naruko. A letter from Kushina/Minato saying sorry for sealing the Kyuubi in you... - Ok, when the hell did they have time for that? If it was prior to the attack, how did they know they were going to die and make Naruto a Jinchuuriki... Epic future reading powers? Minato made out to be the strongest Kage of all time... Hiruzen getting pushed around by a bunch of civilians... Hiruzen getting pushed around by Danzo... Kushina hating/abandoning Naruto for essentially being a Jinchuuriki JUST LIKE SHE WAS! Her hating Naruto period. Neglected Naruto... - Poor Naruto doesn't get enough shit with all of the Beatings, Torture and whatever else people put him through, they have to add a neglectful family to the picture... Normally due to the sealing, the village hates Naruto, Family won't train/ignore/forget him, he trains himself get's sent to his room after being assaulted, parent's feel guilty, little sister feels guilty and goes to apologize only for the room to be empty *GASP* besides a note... Minato and Kushina hear a scream and go running. Enter the room and HOLY SHIT IT'S BARE!? AND TIDY! "What wrong [insert twin name]?" "I-i went to apologize to Onii-chan/big brother and he's gone accept for this note that he conveniently had time to write to tell us that he is running away and not to go after him... We better go after him!" "You're right [insert twin's name]! Why did we treat him like that!?" Sometimes it's "HOW DID WE FORGET ABOUT HIM!? I ONLY HAD HIM IN MY WOMB FOR 10 MONTHS BEING A JINCHUURIKI AND ALL"... Also "Minato was an Orphan and I was after Uzu, we both longed for family but, I just didn't realize i loved him"... Worst plot EVER! Naruto is "The Last Namikaze!" he must be some sort of messiah or some shit! Because apparently the NON-existent clan matters that fucking much... Fem Kyuubi's female HUMAN body has tails and fox ears. - What is the point of a HUMAN body if it has those appendages!? It is illogical and would completely blow any hope of disguise or blending in, I would call this form Half Bijuu Half Human, it cannot be called a Hanyo form as the Bijuu are not Demons... the are Bijuu - Tailed BEASTS! That said it would make the Kyuubi have three forms, Full Bijuu, Half Bijuu/Human and Human. Naruto can't be adopted into any of the clans because it will out balance the power. - Are you fucking serious? ALL CLANS SERVE THE VILLAGE, THEY ARE OF THE ONE ALLIANCE, WHY WOULD IT MATTER IF ONE CLAN HAD MORE "POWER" THAN THE OTHERS? THAT IS FUCKING STUPID! Mob cliché's... - And I quote "Get the Demon, We'll have our revenge for our beloved Yondaime!" - What about revenge for Hashirama's and Tobirama's killers? "The mob started to beat, stab, burn and use various other assault and abuse methods on him." - Does this one line get copied and pasted and recycled? like seriously the amount of fics with that EXACT line... The Authors must be like... "OMG IMA USE THAT LINE!" *Copy 'n' Paste* "Yeah!" The Orphanage and stuff hate Naruto, beat him occasional and torture him, give him to mobs etc. Well... - HOW IN THE SHIT DID HE NOT GET KILLED IN THE FIRST 3-4 YEARS OF HIS LIFE WHEN THE "BEATINGS AND SHIT" STARTED!? Use your fucking brains... "I am the Kyuubi no Yoko/Kitsune (Literal English - Nine-Tailed Demon Fox/Fox), better known as the Nine-Tailed Fox." - Did they seriously just call it/her/he Nine-Tailed Demon Fox/Fox twice... Some people fail hardcore. Sakura's mother, the elders or Danzo is normally the root of Naruto's problems. When a girl start to like Naruto it's generally in thoughts: 'My Naruto-kun... Wait... When did he become Mine!?' - It is lame as hell and bloody irritating.. Rikudou Sannin or Legendary Sennin/ Densetsu no Sennin... - You know that people have no clue what they are on about when they get these titles wrong... they should at least somewhat research the subject of the fic before titling things. Sannin - "San" means three and "nin" is the abreviation of Ninja, Shinobi. Sannin literally means "Three Ninja", hence the title "The Densetsu no Sannin" (The Legendary Three Ninja). Sennin means hermit or Sage. Rikudou literally translates to Six Paths, Sennin: Sage or Hermit so Rikudou Sennin mean Six Paths Hermit/Sage, it can also be swapped around to the now commonly referred to as the "Sage of the Six Paths", same thing only longer, both are correct. Rikudou Sannin - Six Paths Three Ninja or Three Ninja of the Six Paths... Yeah, make no sense. Densetsu no Sennin - Legendary Sage, that would be a title for the Rikudou Sennin, but it is usually written as "The Legendary Three Sennin", "The Legendary Three Sages/Hermits", this would be fine if Orochimaru and Tsunade were Sages/Hermits... |
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