Hallo, everybody!

This is Flouffy / Kinky-kun...

Helping Naruto reclaim his dick, one NaruSasu fanfiction at a time!!

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Hehe, okay, so I HATE SasuNaru. Is that clear?

'Cause if we don't know that about me, then GET LOST!

Naw, just kidding, but please understand that seeing SasuNaru makes me want to punch my computer screen, so lets remember that I WILL NOT read/lookat/watch/ect ect anything SasuNaru.

Why? I will state this over and over again, and restate it after my SasuNaru rant on the bottom of this profile:

The OOCness is gag-worthy

'nuff-said.

Sooo anyway, you may call me 'Kinky-Kun', or 'Flouffy'.

'Cause I'm kinky

But I don't write kink.

Why? Because I'm a 14 (now 15!) year-old high schooler who giggles at the word "semen".

I'm the reason upperclassmen roll their eyes and go "psh, freshmen". =3 (not anymore! I am officially a sophomore!)

Anyway! My pen name be 'Kinky O o h. l a. l a la'. if you can't get it, that's word "Kinky" plus an "ooh-la-laa". Mm'kaay? "Kinky" happens to be my favorite adjective. After that, it's "Frisky". :)

So, yeah. You may call me "Kinky-Kun" for short, like I said, or "Flouffy". :

-Profile Looker: Are those your real names?--

Psh. Does Naruto make a sexy uke?

-shakes head- That means "no". Duh : )

Anyway! So, I may not be as awesome and talented as some of the people on this site, but I try my best. I mean, most of those amazingly awesome people are in like...college (yes, this is me trying to find an excuse for my crappyness :) ), and I'm a freshman. . Rawr.

But, y'know, I don't really suck at writing. (Oh! I've found the perfect place to brag!) I happen to have gotten an award for a story I wrote at a creative writing festival! So, I'm alright. It was just an "honerable mention", but hey...There were soohmores, juniors and seniors there, plus people from schools specifically for writing, so I'm pretty happy! lol

Anyway...

Name: Flouffy (or Kinky-kun)

Age: 15

Gender: Female:

Location: Inbetween your ukes legs ;D (OMG, don't hit me! Dx -runs from semes- I'm a girl! I couldn't even if I tried!!

Personality: -looks around profile- The most MATURE person you'll ever meet in your life. -shifty eyes-

OTP: NaruSasu (yes, I know, it's very mainstream...but it happens to be the pairing I enjoy the most. :3)

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Favorite Pairings: (when it's a yaoi pariring I write the names in semexuke order. Yes, I'm particular.)

Naruto:

NaruSasu (It's called "chemistry". They have it. Plus, it's cute. And Sasuke is like, the uke to beat all ukes. ...and I have a thing for best friends falling in love. )

KyuuxSasu/KyuubixSasuke (I love this pairing, I don't even know why xD)

SakuraxIno (it's fucking ADORABLE, and you know it.)

ZabuzaxHaku

SasoDei/SasorixDiedara (Hah. I love it.)

ItaSasu (Uchihacest is )

...and

GaaSasu, NejiSasu, ShikaSasu, (yes, even) YonSasu, SaiSasu, KakaSasu, OroSasu, KabuSasu, DiedaraSasu, SasoriSasu, ShikaSasu, ShinoSasu, KibaSasu

...so I'm a SasUKE whore. What can I do about it?

Death Note:

LxLight

MattxMello

Descendents of Darkness:

TsuzukixHisoka

Sukisho!!:

SoraxNao

YoruxRan

ShinichirouxNanami

(All canon pairings, but I needed them on there. They're just to cute. :3

I looooove Ran!!

and Nao-chan. Much to adorable. )

Gravitation:

YukixShuichi (duh.)

TatsuhaxRyuichi

Kyou Kara Moah!:

Yuuram/YuurixWofram (what else?)

Loveless:

SoubixRitsuka

NatsuoxYouji

Black Cat:

SvenxTrain

Fruits Basket:

KyoxYuki

HaruxYuki

YukixMotoko

Yu Yu Hakusho:

HieixKurama

YusukexBotan

Shuffle!:

RinxKaede

Teen Titans: (aren't I a little to old for this?)

BBRae/BeastBoyxRaven (I used to like the show and this pairing just stuck with me. I've always loved it, and even now, if I didn't even watch the show I'm sure I'd love it. It's just to cute.)

Hated Pairings:

Naruto:

SasuNaru (Seme!SasukexUke!Naruto)- (I can't fucking stand this pairing. Most of the time I consider love over sex position, but honestly, it seems like sex position manipulates how the characters act in yaoi and I can't fucking stand people writing Naruto as if he were a chick with a dick. All these SasuNaru fictions, doujinshis, ect, and Naruto is portrayed as a helpless, whiny, pouting, blushing school girl who can't think for himself, while Sasuke is the masculine, self-absorbed, stoic gorilla with the ego and pomp of a pro-wrestler. Not at all like the real characters act. Do Kishimoto a favor and honor his characters, not bend their masculinity (ie, chop off Naruto's dick and inject Sasuke with more testosterone than his body can handle) to please your ideals. Rant over.

SasuHina

ItaNaru (The fuck? Are you people serious?)

Fruits Basket:

Kyoru/KyoxTohru (This pairing just...sucks.)

HaruxKyo (How do you people come up with this sh!t? xD )

Descendents of Darkness:

MurTsu/MurakixTsuzuki (Ew. No.)

Gravitation:

YukixTohma or TohmaxYuki (I fucking hate Tohma.)

1) Let me state it again, SasuNaru? Well, it sucks. :)

I don't even care about the "to each his own" thing I usually go by when it comes to this. Well, I do. You can like it, lets just STOP MAKING NARUTO SUCH A FUCKING PRISSY ANNOYING CHICK. God, why do you deprive him of his dick?

So, yeah. It's not like I'm so stuck-up I think it's dumb to like it, it's just when you slaughter, drive over with a tank, and nuclear bomb the characterizations, then burn the ashes and piss on them, that I get annoyed. =)

Yep! Now that the Naruto yaoi fandom has been overrun with OOC Naruto and Sasukes, I'm gonna bash SasuNaru all I want.

2) HATE SEX IS THE BEST KIND.

Yes, even better than fluff.

Hate Sex is an all new kind of kink

3) I love metaphores in writing.

4) I have mono.

No, I'm just kidding. I just wanted to end this with something unexpected.

Ugh.
SasuNaru makes me question people's sanity
Sasuke is hella uke and Naruto is TOTALLY seme
Narutos not some cute little girl. Naruto is loud, outspoken, outgoing, thus making him seme. Hes to determined to be submissive and dominated. His loud, outspoken attitude dominates Sasuke's quiet, gloomyness. Also Sasuke would NEVER act on emotions, but Naruto goes with the first thing to hit his mind. And in all those doujinshi's Narutos just a helpless guy, pouting his way through the pages, he would NEVER act that way, the lout, outoing Naruto would NEVER let himself be dominated, but Sasuke, being hurt, and not knowing how to deal with people could easily be taken advantage of. Also, Sasuke needs A LOT of protecting. Hes afraid of a lot of things and needs a lot of nurturing mentally too, he needs the protective love of a protective seme.
They're also the same height. =3 (lots of people like to say that Sasukes taller x3)
AND! I HATE the reason, "Naruto is all cute and happy and Sasukes all mean and brooding! So hes seme and Naruto is uke! Theres such a thing as the "gloomy uke". Its happened in TONS of yaoi, where the seme is bright and sunny and the uke is quiet, and brooding and often times even gets annoyed by the SEME's nievete. Like in "I can't stop loving you!". =
AND!
Not to mention that whenever I see a goddamn SasuNaru Doujinshi, fanart, fanfiction, ect. Hes always so terribly OOC its painful. Same goes for Sasuke. Like I said Naruto is always protrayed as a super uke who can't stand up for himself and just submits to all of Sasuke's preverted come-ons (wich are reeeally OOC in themself.) Sasuke is portrayed as a "level headed" but perverted seme, with Naruto as his pouty uke. And, OMG, Naruto is SO damn pouty, its all he does! And I, personally LIKE Naruto because hes strong and strong-willed and independant. SasuNaru 99.9 of the time COMPLEATLY ignores that. And, like I said, Sasuke is shown independant, cool-headed, perverted, and dead-set on getting in Naruto's pants. #1, Sasuke is NOT level headed. He may appear "cool", but its all a front. Hes really a scardy-cat, and everything. #2, DEFINATELY NOT independent. Like I said, he needs to the protective love of a protective seme. He may seem like he needs nobody but he really does...wich leads me to #3. Sasuke tries so hard to act strong and independent, and he's convinced himself he needs nobody and no other purpose for living. What makes people think that he'll suddenly throw his WHOLE character away to play perverted seme for an OOC Naruto?

To put it simply, the OOCness is gag-worthy.

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Please understand that I am not call ALL SasuNaru things this...it's just that I have yet to see one that does not support my opinion. =(

...and one of the reasons I'm upset about the amount of attention this fandoms gets as opposed to NaruSasu is that...I can hardly find good NaruSasu fanfictions! The doujinshi is good (but VERY INCREDIBLY scarce. But, most of the NaruSasu fanfiction I find isn't well written, but I see SasuNaru fanfictions it seems like people actually put some TIME into it! -sigh- Yeah...its the truth, SasuNaru fanfictions are generally better than NaruSasu. ...erm, I don't really mean character wise...the characterization sucks, but the over-all writing and the plots are always so much better!! DX AAAAH!!

ALSO:

I've stated multiple times, that if I were a dude, and in a gay relationship that involved a dominant/submissive, I would definately be getting my seme on. ;D (submission is not my happy place, but I ABSOLUTELY LOVE Ukes!! THEY.ARE.SO.CUTEHAWTSEXYAWESOME.)

And, in 99.9 of Uke!Naru fanfics, he's a super uke.

Meaning?

A. Gets eye-raped everytime he goes outside

B. Gets raped (period) whenever somebodys no around to protect him or by his own seme

C. Looks SO MUCH LIKE A GIRL

D. Is super sweet

E. Is super fuckable. (Why do I always see the line "Naruto has a fuckable ass" or something along those lines?"

Ect.

Yeah, anyway...No.

You couldn't PAY me to molest Naruto, much less rape him.

And I think like a pervy seme! o.o;;

Yep, he's definately "dobe" in the "uke catagory"

SasuNaru is the combination of a Sasuke who has been injected with to much testosterone than his body can handle, and has the libido of a pro-westler on viagra, fucking a annoyingly pouty Naruto who has not only been stripped of his manhood, but his entire persona and everything that makes his character worthwhile, and has had his dick chopped off and fed to Sakura.

I hate the way SasuNaru portrays the characters, the way it 180s them. They're not even themselves anymore.

Sasuke reminds me of an abused puppy. His stoic exterior is the sheild for his betrayed innnocence. The way he wants love desprately though he's afriad, scared of people and what they can do to him if he gets to close, how he's so easily manipulated.
And Naruto who's loud, bright, determined, hard-headed. Naruto's a born protector, and who's the one who he wants to save? The one would can't save himself.

1 Sai

2 Itachi

3 Deidara

4 Orochimaru

5 Kiba

6 Sasuke

7 Kakashi

8 Neji

9 Naruto

10 Iruka

11 Sasori

12 Gaara

) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Sasuke and Sasori? Umm, a little bit, but it’s never been romantic. Sasuke’s usually just getting raped.

Not complaining though. That’s pretty hot.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? OHGOD. NO.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Gaara gets Neji pregnant? Well, for one it would be fucking cute.

Gaara would get all protective and Neji would

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Naruto?Mm. Of course. Most of them he’s just banging Sasuke into any surface available, though.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? UCHIHACEST FTW!!

Poor Naruto. He’d be so jealous.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Kiba/Naruto or Kiba/Iruka… I’d have to say Kiba/Iruka because Kiba likes helpless prey. And Naruto would probably end up topping him if they tried to be in a relationship and Kiba’s a proud seme.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? He’d take a picture or 10 and write a porno about it.

But I’d understand. GaaraxItachi is fucking hot.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Deidara/Iruka. That’s a hard one.

Hmm.

Iruka’s experimenting with his dark side. Deidara’s experimenting with his new art stock.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Sai/Neji? Idk, probably, there’s some weird shit out there. And honestly, I think it’s pretty weird that anybody writes fics about Sai in the first place. He’s pretty disgusting.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Kakashi and Gaara!? Lol, okay. Umm.

Half-blind in a Sandstorm.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? On a mission to retrieve Sasuke, Sai sets eyes on Orochimaru for the first time. Their eyes lock. The attraction is instantaneous once they realize their common passion: Being utterly disgusting. Sai’s never had sex because he’s a total creeper, greasy, slimeball. Orochimaru has never deflowed a willing specimen before.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Nope.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Umm, nope. ):

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? Itachi/Orochimaru/Kiba.

Nope…I doubt it.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? Iruka’s a cutie, and he’s all shy. He’d probably try to hold it in at first, but after a couple trys, of course he’d be screaming Kakashi’s name. ]

XDDD 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Neji. VersaEmerge: Past Praying For

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Sai/Sasuke/Gaara.

Mm. “Intense Sasuke Abuse.”

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? LMFAO! Iruka to Itachi. Duude. Idfk. xD

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? Sasori describing Itachi and Neji.

“I think they might be loosely related.”??

20) How emo is Seven? Not really emo. I mean, he’s usually all jokester-y, but he can have his intense moments.