IN THIS HOUSE THERE ARE 2 RULES THAT APPLY: #1: I'm the boss! #2: You are all my bitches!
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God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [meaning everybody] to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.

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Name Meaning: Unconquered Soul

Sign: Zodiac-Dragon, Horoscope-Cancer

Favorite colors: violet, silver, blue, & green

Hobbies: I love reading fan-fiction & manga, watching anime, listening to music, and playing with my dogs. I also like watching storms and laying outside on sunny days listening to the wind. My absolute favorite thing to do is relax in my hammock while reading a good book!

Quotes:

Dream as if you’ll live forever. Live as if you’ll die today.
Life is what it is.
Loyalty in adversity.
The only thing to fear in life is fear itself.
The wind takes with it all things forgotten...
Knowing others is wisdom; knowing yourself is enlightenment.
Dance like nobody is watching. Sing as if no one listens. Love like it will never hurt. And live like there is a Heaven on Earth.
Destiny is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice; it is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved.
You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now.
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those that mind don't matter and those that matter don't mind.
Living for the moment... Laughing for all its worth... Loving with all that you have...
'Without question' sounds an awful like 'without support'. The problem with following, only following, was that the one in front was always alone.
I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge – myth is more potent than history – dreams are more powerful than facts – hope always triumphs over existence – laughter is the cure for grief – love is stronger than death.
To be strong means that you know weakness. To be weak means that you are afraid. To be afraid means that you have something precious. And to have something precious means that you're strong.

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Law of Juvenile Omnipotence Always send a child to do an adult's job. They'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

Law of Juvenile Intellectualism Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

Law of Metaphysical Irregularity The normal laws of physics do not apply.

Law of Inherent Combustibility Everything explodes. Everything.

-After Monday & Tuesday, even the calendar says "W.T.F."

-My bed and I have a great relationship, a no strings attached kind of thing but we still sleep together every night, my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.

-Never ever ask, "What can go wrong?" on a similar note never say "At least it can't get any worse" or any other phrase that makes you Murphy's bitch.

-Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

-Reality: The leading cause of stress.

-Be polite, be professional, and have a plan in place to kill everyone you meet.

-Keep your friends close. They're the only ones who will keep you from going over the edge.

-By the same token, enemies come in two categories: 'dead', and 'soon to be dead'.

-Whatever doesn't kill you better be dead afterwards.

-There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

-I plan to rule the world... or would if I didn't loathe paperwork and have pyromaniac tendencies to burn it whenever it crosses my path.

-The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

-Honesty is the best policy, but Insanity is a better defense.

-There's nothing that can't be fixed with: duck tape, chocolate, or by running it over.

-If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, bribe them. If you can’t bribe them, blackmail them.

-If you can't convince them, confuse them.

-If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.

-Two things are infinite: The universe and human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe.

-There's no such thing as a bad idea, just poorly executed awesome ones.

-If at first you don't succeed - cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!

-If at first you don't succeed, then destroy all evidence that you tried.

-You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP!

-You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

-According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.

-Don't poke logic-shaped holes in my reasoning.

-Comfort the disturbed. Disturb the comfortable.

-I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it!

-Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.

-If you can't baffle them with brilliance, befuddle them with bullshit.

-This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.

-I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

-Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

-When choosing between two evils I always like to go for the one I've never tried before.

-The dangerous predator, the most dangerous of beasts utters its terrifying cry before it attacks. This terrifying, merciless beast’s name is... the fangirl.

-I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day… Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

-Men: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbors seeing.

-No, you don't get it, that's why I'm telling you. You think you get it, which isn't the same as actually getting it. Get it?

-Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and hit the idiot upside the head.

-If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

-Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.

-It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious!

-Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

-Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

-When life hand you lemons, you can do one of two things, either add Vodka and chill or send them back at high velocity, preferably attached to a cinder block or other heavy object.

-If I wanted your opinion I'd give it to you.

-Out of my mind. (Be back in 5 min.)

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We are the writers,
The dream weavers,
We fabricate the line between myth and reality;
In our stories, we blur that line so myth becomes reality,
And reality becomes myth.

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I'm not crazy! My reality is just different from yours!