Hello people of the world! I used to be xXBloodyIllusionXx (talk about cringe haha), however, I have changed my username to TheAlpacaIllusionist because alpacas. Yep, alpacas.

So, some details about me: I live in Canada and have done so my whole life, I love salt (because it is the most heavenly of creations), I am a frequent lurker on Twitch streams (usually Zelda and Super Mario Sunshine speed runs), and I spend the majority of my free time reading, writing, drawing and playing video games.

What Am I Reading Now?

Hear the Silence by EmptySurface. An OC-insert story, this time in the Naruto fandom. Not sure why I like it so much, but it's one of my go-to stories (seeing as I sometimes read stories, follow them and then proceed to forget what they are about). Due to some nasty reviews, the author has decided to only update on AO3 right now so while the first few dozen chapters are here in ffn, the rest are over there.

Kill Your Heroes by Evil Is A Relative Term. A Sakura-centric story that focuses on building her strength and character. Very enjoyable read if you like a less medic-y Sakura.

Black Sky by Umei no Mai. A fem!Harry KHR crossover fic. Very slow build, incredible world building.

What Am I Writing Now?

OVERALL: Currently writing a bunch of things. Hectic work life has me flailing my arms and my brain is against me focusing on one fandom for an extended period of time so...the following is a rough idea of what I'm doing at the moment (I am only giving one fic per fandom because, while I may have several things in the works for one fandom, I may only really be working on one of them). Also let it be known that my muse is a fickle thing and I may be drowning in the Naruto fandom right now (I have recently learned that I ship Sakura with just about everybody)

KUROSHITSUJI: A two-souls/one-body fic. A girl dies in her own world and her soul is sent back in time to share the body of Ciel Phantomhive. Very little romance (maybe none at all). Title -- The Glorious Soul

HARRY POTTER/KHR: A crossover fic where Tsuna is Harry, but is still Tsuna. In other words, both the KHR and Harry Potter plots are intertwined. Will probably feature about 15 full length chapters. Title -- Of Owls and Handguns

SHERLOCK/HARRY POTTER: A crossover fic where Sherlock goes to school at the same time as Harry. One trouble magnet (Harry) and a boy who gets bored too easily (Sherlock) going to school at the same time can only spell out chaos. Title -- Magic and Mysteries

RISE OF THE GUARDIANS/HARRY POTTER: Typical Jack Frost goes to school to protect the students, with side characters that include the other members of the Big Four. Working Title -- N/A

ZELDA: A 100 oneshot series with word prompts coming from a random word generator. Majora's Mask only. Written to breathe realism into a world where the same three days repeat over and over again. Just writing when the inspiration strikes. Title -- Repeat

NARUTO: ItaSaku semi-AU/fantasy soulmate universe. It's a lot to handle. Working Title -- Face My Fears

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Have questions or thoughts about my writing or ideas? PM me and I will respond. I may not appear to be active, but I am a fantastic lurker. Fanfiction is my second home; I'm always here. I also have an account on AO3 but I have yet to post anything there. I have the same username there.