Well... I am THE Black Snorlax. I write fanfics because I can and I enjoy it! I've currently seen Wreck-it Ralph... about 25 times and I had to seperate myself from my Wreck-it Ralph fanboy currently named Ray. He's my OC for my story Wreck-it Ray... if it wasn't obvious lol XP

OC Name: Raiden aka "RAY"

Height: 6'1

Build: Mostly muscle, but kinda chubby

Codemaster Element: Electricity

Happily dating: Wreck-it Ralph

Personality: Kind with a dark side. Always puts other people's problems before his, but sometimes has kind of a temper, usually aimed at Sarah.

Now I can add Monster's University to the list of movies I obsess over and to seperate my fanboy monster Chow from my psyche.

OC Name: Chow Buffet (Alias Chow Devower)

Height: 5'11

Kind of monster: Mixed Teddy Bear/Real Bear

Build: Muscular yet fluffy

Skill: Scan Power(Can copy any monster's special skill or fighting style, but can only hold 5 at a time)

Training:7 years of marksmanship and swordsmanship and 5 years of ju-jitsu(Although he only needed 5 days for all of that)

Currently dating: James P. Sullivan (As of Chapter 20)

Personality: Laid back mostly. Never leaves a friend behind. If someone talks bad about his family, he's at their neck in seconds.

Name: Laximus

Age: 25

Orientation: Gay

Loves: PANCAAAAAAKES!!!!

FAVORITES:

Shampoo: Any kind that smells like green apples.
Fave Color: GREEN
Day or Night: Night, cuz that's when I sleep.
Summer or Winter: Summer, because that's when my birthday is.
Lace or Satin: Satin
Fave Cartoon Character: Does Wreck-it Ralph count?
Fave Food: Sushi and Fries
Fave Movies: ZOOTOPIA AND WRECK-IT RALPH!!!!! :-D

RIGHT NOW:

Wearing: black tees
Drinking: liquid air aka water
Thinking About: Nothing... Nothing at all
Listening To: The World Ends With You Soundtrack

IN THE LAST 24 HOURS:

Worn Jeans: Yes
Met someone: I met my persona ;P
Done laundry: Maybe...
Talked On The Phone: Yeah, to my mom this morning.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

Yourself: I am me. What does that tell you?
Your Friends: How else would I still be here after all of the bullying?
Santa: I believe he owes me Wreck-it Ralph for Christmas!
Tooth Fairy: Well, YEAH. She's related to Cupid!
Destiny: Yeah, but only on true love terms, but if it's something like 'I was destined to win this contest' then I don't believe.
Fate: Yeah, cuz it's another name for true love.
Angels: Yes, they are the ones who pick your true love.
Ghosts: Yes, and I think my house maybe haunted.
UFO's: How else will aliens get to earth? And did you know your true love MIGHT NOT BE ON THIS PLANET. : o
God: Yes. But he can be kind of dickish to me. :(

FRIENDS AND LIFE:

Do you ever wish you had another name?: Come back when you realize my name's Brandon _-_
Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?: Next Question!
Do you like anyone?: Maybe...
Which one of your friends acts most like you?: Uh, my friend, Lauren acts a lot like me!
Who have you known the longest of your friends?: my friend TJ
Are you close to any family member?: Nope ;P
Who do you hang around most?: Me, Myself, and I. It's better for writing.
When have you cried most?: If I say I might start again...
What's the best feeling in the world?: Love.
Worst Feeling?: Hatred, cuz it can fool you into not loving your true love. IT IS THE DEVIL OF FEELINGS.

My Fave Ways to Pass the Time (In order of favoritism)

Work on my fanfics
Work on that movie in my head... about magic pants
Listen to my iPod... while walking

My Top 5 Fave Shows

1. Twisted
2. Victorious
3. Daily Lives of High School Boys
4. Phineas and Ferb
5. Tosh.0

My Fave Song

Owl City's When Can I See You Again. Don't ask why :.

What I wish would happen in Phineas and Ferb

BufordxBaljeet! I mean, come on! You CANNOT say those two don't belong together with a straight face, can you?

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Ways to make sure you're insane

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.

As often as possible, skip rather than walk

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!"

If you ever tripped where there was a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this onto your profile.

25 Reasons I owe my mother.

1. My mother taught me to APPERCIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into next week."

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORSIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about,"

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mout and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about weather.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

10. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck."

11. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

" You'll sit there until all that spinich is gone."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a millon times. Don't exaggerate."

13. My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children i htis world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

16. My mother taught me about about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing you eyes, their going to freeze that way."

18. My mother taught me about RECIEVING.

" You are going to get it when we get home."

19. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold."

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come crying to me."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me MOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables you'll never grow up."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut the door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.

" When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids and I hope they turn out just like you."

--NORMAL PEOPLE vs. YU-GI-OH FANS --

normal people: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would rather rely on Ishizu for future predictions.

normal people: Say "OMG!"
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Say "Oh my RA! (OMR!)"

normal people: Say "Shut up or I'll tell on you!"
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Say "Shut up or I'll steal Seto's check book and blame on you!"

normal people: Think bad guys are very ugly.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and absolutely love Bakura and Marik (GOT THAT RIGHT!!! XD)

normal people: When being chased yell "HELP ME SOMEBODY!"
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: When being chased yell "HELP ME ATEM!"

normal people: Get nervous or scared during thunderstorms.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know that there might be a duel between Yami Yugi and Yami Bakura, and that one of them might be shirtless.

normal people: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would go directly to Domino City or find a way to Ancient Egypt.

normal people: Would be scared when they see people in purple cloaks chasing them.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Just know that Marik sends his rare hunters to be sure that you are fine.

normal people: Get freaked out when they see scary people on motorcycles.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and know that it is possibly Marik.

normal people: Think Yu-Gi-Oh is just a stupid children’s card game.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and know that it even was in the Egyptian past.

normal people: Think little people are stupid.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Think that Mokuba and Yugi are way too cute to be stupid.

normal people: Would never go to an orphanage.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know better and go a lot to orphanages to check out if there is someone like Seto.

normal people: Think Egypt is stupid.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would go immediately to Egypt, because maybe Marik or Atem is there!

normal people: Would never buy to expensive thing because they might become out of money.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would just kidnap Mokuba and force Seto to shop with them.

normal people: Solve all their problems by suing people.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Solve all their problems by playing a children's card game.

Normal people: Sing Lady GaGa
Yu-Gi-Oh! (abridged) fans: Sing Leather Pants and Brooklyn Rage! (and recieve many awkward stares XD)

normal people: Don't believe in real magic.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Are always watchful for chances to be sent to the Shadow Realm.

normal people: Don't believe in the apocolypse.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Laugh and show them Zorc and/or Season 0 Mokuba.

If you are a YuGiOh fan, then put this on your profile.

80 percent of you wont repost this.

9 things I hate about everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my ass when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Who the hell keeps looking?

5. When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?' No moron, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say 'life is short'. What the hell? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?' If the bus came would I be standing here, Einstein?

List of crazy stuff!

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself.

Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.

Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".

Crazy is when you suddenly start blabbing about gourds.

Crazy is when you start laughing at the term 'cheap plastic' when no one else knows why.

Crazy is when you randomly started laughing like a maniac during a test.

Crazy is when you're trying to help someone, but get side-tracked by a bug.

Crazy is when you just KNOW frogs will rule the world some day!

Crazy is when you run into a glass door and laugh at your blood all over the floor.

Crazy is when you find yourself having a crush on a fictional character who's bigger than you. (CHEEEEEEEECK!!)

Crazy is running around in your pajamas yelling 'I'M SO ATTRACTIVE!' just because you need a confidence boost.

Crazy is making enough inside jokes to fill up several books within the span of one day. (CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK!!)

Crazy is when you start to sing at every awkward pause just because you don't like silence. (CHECKAROONIE!)

Crazy is having the urge to do something illegal, and then happening to mention the urge to your mother in casual conversation :P

Crazy is going on fanfiction every spare moment when you have a project that you haven't started due the next day. (CHECK)

Crazy is dipping a carrot in orange juice because you feel like it.

Crazy is when you start laughing for no reason at the most inappropriate moment, and you don't even know why, so you laugh harder.

Crazy is when you think the word "pickle" or 'fork" is funny.

Crazy is picking up the phone and saying "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Parlor, how may I help you?" Just to see what reactions you'll get. (Check!)

Crazy is saying "Ooh, shiny!" everytime you see something you think is cool.

Crazy is when your friend picks up the phone by saying "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Parlor, how may I help you?" you respond with "I'd like a large, with the following toppings: Copycat, you stole my thing. Please deliver by sundown. Bye." Then hang up.

Crazy is when you burst into crazed laughter when someone says "I'm Serious" or "Seriously."

Crazy is when whenever someone says "JK" you have an incredible urge to yell "ROWLING!"

Crazy is when you want to faint for no specific reason whatsoever.

Crazy is when you text someone who is right next to you. (CHECK!)

Crazy is when you think that people in pictures are staring at you and are freaked out by it. (CHECK!)

Crazy is when said people come out of the picture and start talking to you. (UN-CHECK! THANKFULLY!)

Crazy is when you have the urge to jump in a giant vat full of pudding, juice, jello, or the fountain of youth water.

Crazy is when you are sitting here trying to think of new things that are crazy. (CHECK-O-RAMA!)

Crazy is when you think in third person constantly.

(If anyone has anymore Crazy Things they would like on here please tell me them.)

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. ("A lot" meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Big Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN FREAK RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Would copy and past this into their profile

WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...
Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"