NEWS: University is great, but it certainly keeps me busy. As such, I have very little time to write, so I'm sorry to all of you waiting for new fics and/or chapters. I'll try to get them done eventually, but you'll have to be very patient. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

NEW NEWS: Since July 2010, I have been the editor of Data Extract, the fanzine of the Doctor Who Club of Australia. This has been awesome, and even more time-consuming. If you're an Aussie Doctor Who fan, go to the club's website at

My name is Lauren, I'm 20, and I don't know where I would be without Doctor Who. Since discovering it in 2005, it has changed my life for the better, opening me up to reading and writing fanfic, watching and making fanvids, watching some great actors (David Tennant is the best actor ever), and singers (John Barrowman: Another Side is the best album ever), some great friends who I like to keep in contact with (though sometimes I may slack off a bit), a boyfriend who's even more obsessed than me (squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!) and of course some brilliant television. I encourage people who only watch the new series to get into the classics - they really are amazing.

I live in Sydney, Australia. I always get excited whenever Australia is mentioned in overseas TV.

I have a younger brother who still thinks my obsession with Doctor Who is weird. All I can say is that it makes me happy.

My dad is a little sensitive when it comes to incorrect spelling, grammar, punctuation, pronunciation (if you pronounce it "pronounciation" he will hunt you down) or asking obvious questions, and I have inherited some of these traits. Please be careful when you're around me.

CHALLENGES:

Ugly Betty - ANYTHING MARC/CLIFF! Seriously, there is too little Marc/Cliff out there! I love them more than Detty, Getty, Benry, or anything else in this fandom!

If you can do this then please contact me.

Favourite TV shows: Doctor Who (my universe), Torchwood, The Sarah Jane Adventures, Little Britain, Are You Being Served?, The Chaser's War On Everything, Monty Python's Flying Circus, South Park, Black Books, Heroes, Ugly Betty, The Hollowmen, My Family, Seinfeld (best sitcom ever!)

Favourite Movies: Casanova (the one with David Tennant), The Shawshank Redemption, Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

Favourite Actors: David Tennant, John Barrowman, Colin Firth, Christopher Eccleston, Peter O' Toole (yeah I added that last one to show that I'm not only interested in hot men...)

Favourite Actress: Billie Piper

Favourite Singers/Bands: Delta Goodrem, John Barrowman
I also like Suzanne Vega, Avril Lavigne, and a whole bunch of others

Favourite Song: You're So Vain (John Barrowman)

Favourite Books: Forever Amber, History of My Life, Circle of Three series. Yep - Twilight and Harry Potter are nowhere to be seen! I like Harry Potter, but it's just not my favourite series. I wouldn't read the long ones again in a hurry. And the Twilight series is okay, but it tends to drag a bit.

Pairings I like:

Doctor Who: DOCTOR/ROSE (9, 10, and 10.5 since he really loves her and is willing to show it!) This was the first pairing I ever seriously loved, and remains very dear to my heart. I still get tingles when watching really good Doctor/Rose vids. However, I will also accept Eight/Grace, Five/Tegan and Four/Romana, but only as boyfriend/girlfriend. The Doctor and Rose are soulmates. Also Ian/Barbara, David/Susan, Tegan/Marriner, Donna/Lee

Torchwood: JACK/IANTO. Okay, seriously, the chemistry between those two! And the hotness! How can you not love 'em? Also Jack/Jack, Jack/John (pre-Ianto, of course) Owen/Tosh, Tosh/Tommy

Life On Mars: Sam/Annie

Ashes To Ashes: Gene/Alex, Chris/Shaz

Ugly Betty: MARC/CLIFF, Marc/Amanda friendship

Black Books: BERNARD/FRAN

Neighbours: FRAZER/ROSIE, Max/Steph, Boyd/Sky, Boyd/Janae BEFORE HE CHEATED ON HER!, Paul/Rebecca, Connor/Serena, Lou/Mishka, Steiger/Janelle, Karl/Susan, Angus/Rachel, Toadie/Kelly

The Hollowmen: Philip/Warren, Murph/Tony. Yes it's a political satire with absolutely no hint of romance, but I have a wild imagination

Are You Being Served?: Mr Lucas/Miss Brahms, Mr Lucas/Mr Humphies friendship

My life: This is where I used to list my celebrity crushes, like Andrew Hansen and David Tennant. But that's changed now that I have a boyfriend. So..

ME/HENRY

Favourite crossover pairing:

Jack/Mr Humphries! (but pre-Ianto)

Pairings I don't like:

Doctor Who: Doctor/anyone other than Rose (except those mentioned, and especially Martha, Reinette and River Song), Rose/anyone other than the Doctor (Rose/Master? I'm still confused about how this one came about...), Jack/Martha

Torchwood: Jack/Gwen, Gwen/Owen. I don't understand why people like Jack/Gwen, so maybe someone would like to explain it to me. Gwen cheated on Rhys with Owen. Gwen admitted to the affair, then retconned Rhys. Gwen would have kissed Jack on her wedding day had he not been a Nostravite. Does Jack really deserve someone like her?

Life On Mars: Sam/Gene

Ugly Betty: Marc/Justin

Black Books: Bernard/Manny

Neighbours: Toadie/Steph, Boyd/Glenn, Paul/Kirsten, Ned/Kirsten (I hate Kirsten...)

Favourite Doctor Who Doctor:
Four. That's right. I've made my decision. I have now seen at least some stories of all the Doctors, and I just love Tom Baker. He just pwns every scene he's in! I think that the stories in his era were the best too, which probably helps. Mind you, I love all the others, too. Yeah, even Colin Baker -ducks for cover-

Favourite Doctor Who companions (in chronological order):
Ian (sexiest high school science teacher ever - not counting the Doctor in School Reunion...)
Jamie (so cute and clueless!)
Sergeant Benton (does anyone else think he looks a bit like Captain Jack?)
The Brigadier
Jo
Sarah Jane
Harry
Leela
K-9
Romana (though it took me a while to come round to her)
Tegan
Turlough (took me a while to come round to him)
Ace (took me a while to come round to her)
Rose
Captain Jack
Donna

Least favourite Doctor Who companions:
Dodo
Victoria (in one episode her scream killed the aliens. I think that speaks for itself)
Nyssa (maybe I'd like her if she could actually act - K-9's got more personality than her!)
Mel (and I thought Victoria was bad...)

And yes, I have taken Martha off the least favourites list. I still hate Doctor/Martha with a passion, but since she was actually a good companion and she went on to do great things, I'm being soft on her. She's definitely not a favourite though...

Favourite Doctor Who villains:
The Master (Long live Delgado!)
Davros
BOSS (he's just so funny!)

Favourite Doctor Who monsters:
The Morbius Monster. It's frickin' scary

Favourite Doctor Who aliens:
The Ambassador for Alpha Centauri

Allergies: Cats, some dogs, some yoghurts, some fruit juices, some lollipops.

Traits:
Constantly updating and changing this profile page
After a Doctor Who marathon, it is not uncommon for me to talk like the Doctor or Rose or hear their voices in my head
Reading other people's profile pages

Me and my Doctor Who books:

One day I was at my school library and, just for fun, I looked for Doctor Who books. I found two novels and an old information book (the 5th Doctor was still around when it was published). Then I looked in my local second-hand bookshop. It had nine. Then at Christmas I was approached by my uncle, who told me he liked Doctor Who at my age and had piles of books, which he'd be glad to pass onto me. Talk about hitting the jackpot! And lately I have acquired more from that book shop. Every time my dad finishes one of the second hand books my grandma gives him, I take it in and exchange it for a Doctor Who book.

Old obsessions:

From the ages of about 9 and a half to 12 I was obsessed with writing poems. They weren't very long, they'd always be the same style and they'd be on any topic. I'd like to share with you what could possibly be the first poem I ever wrote. I did it when I was 5 or 6 years old.

Butterflies

Butterflies flying, the baby is crying
I take him outside and I give him a ride
The sun is shining, my mum is ironing
Butterflies land on the flowers, I could watch them for hours.

Fics that will go straight to my favourites list:

Really good Nine/Rose
Really really good Ten/Rose (coz I think it's way easier to write than Nine/Rose)
Anything Bernard/Fran
Good Jack/Ianto (preferably fluff)
Really well written smut (of the above categories)
Anything that will have me laughing my head off
Anything that makes me cry (for the right reasons)
Something with really good imagery that is easy to visualise
Something with a really engaging, suspenseful plot
Any Post-Dalek-Adam-finds-the-Doctor-and-Rose-together fic (I can't get enough of 'em!)

My updates:

Usually if I think of a good multi-chaptered story, I write the first chapter (or maybe the first few) and then post straight away. Unfortunately, my mind doesn't stay on one thing for long. In between posts I may write one shots, drabbles, other multi-chaptered fics or nothing at all. But I assure you all that if I start something, I will, one day, finish it.

Web pages:

Torchwood Resource Page

http:///TV/torchwood/ This has got some absolutely hilarious - and interesting - stuff on it!

My Doctor Who dreams

http:///board/viewtopic.php?t=1551 (I'm montypython)

My YouTube page (mainly contains fanvids)

http://www.youtube.com/user/montypython203

You can find my Doctor Who/Torchwood vids here to download permanently - including those that have been blocked by YouTube:

http:///music-videos-mainmenu-73/downloads-mainmenu-28?func=select&id=27

Other people's fanvids that are much better than mine

I am a firm non Doctor/Reinette shipper. But Pink Martini's vid Sophia makes me actually like it. Yes, this coming from the author of the controversial The Tart in the Fireplace. It's a superb vid to a beautiful song:

http:/// and go to Music Videos - Doctor Who

I believe in...

I'm straight (as far as I know), but I'm a passionate supporter of gay rights. Being homosexual is not something you choose - it's a chemical thing, determined in the womb by a variety of factors. You might think that if you're a guy raised with a bunch of older brothers, you'll be pretty macho, right? In fact, the more older brothers you have, the greater your chance of being gay!

Anyway, I honestly cannot understand what is wrong with being gay. Two gay people being together does not harm anyone else. Acts such as abuse, rape and murder are illegal because they hurt people and are committed out of hate, but homosexuality is about love. Love is the most precious gift that human beings have, and if you are lucky enough to fall in love and be loved in return, then it shouldn't matter what gender you are. Personally I'm looking forward to the 51st century, when anything goes and there are no categories.

You've got to try this it's so much fun! Randomly list 12 characters from your favourite TV show:

1 – 4th Doctor

2 – Rose

3 – the Master

4 – Davros

5 – Jack

6 – Reinette

7 – Dalek

8 – 10th Doctor

9 – Mickey

10 – Martha

11 – Sontaran

12– Baines

1.Have you ever read a 6/11 fic?

Reinette/Sontaran? Nup.

you think 4 is hot? How hot?

Davros is old and wrinkly. I may like older guys but not that old. Pity it didn’t say 5...

3.What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?

If Baines got the 10th Doctor pregnant? LOL! Their baby would be pretty hot.

4.Can you recall any fics about 9?

Mickey fics, sure. They’re mainly all about being rejected by Rose.

5.Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Rose/Reinette -pukes- Though I guess they have a lot in common about wanting the Doctor.

6. 5/9 or 5/10? Why?

Jack/Mickey or Jack/Martha. I know a lot of people like Jack/Martha and it would make sense given what they've been through together, but I have to say Jack/Mickey coz I prefer Jack when he’s with blokes.

7.What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?

If a Dalek walked in on Rose and Baines having sex it’d first tell off Rose for not being with the Doctor coz she’s the woman he loves, then exterminate them both.

8.Make a summary for a 3/10 fic.

The Master/Martha. I’m sure there have been a few of these: “Before the Master took Martha back to the Valiant, they paused to get to know each other a little better...”

there such thing as 1/8 fluff?

4th Doctor/10th Doctor! Nope.

10.Suggest a title for a 7/12 comfort fic.

Dalek/Baines – “Dalek Nature”. Yeah I know it’s a crap title.

11.What kind of plot would you use for 4 to deflower 1?

For Davros to deflower the 4th Doctor? During Genesis of the Daleks Davros promises the Doctor that he won’t create the Dalek race – but only if the Doctor grants him a favour...

12.Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het?

I know that plenty of Master/Lucy exists, but I don’t know if any of my friends read it.

any of your friends write/draw 11?

No, there’s not much call for Sontarans. They're very under-rated.

14.Would anyone of your friends list write 2/4/5?

Rose/Davros/Jack? Maybe if I dared them to.

15.What might 10 scream at a moment of great passion?

Martha? “DOCTOR!”

16. If you wrote a songfic about 8, what song would you choose?

10th Doctor – I’ve already written one: “It’s Not Easy To Be Me”

17. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?

4th Doctor/Reinette/Baines? Warning – very OOC.

18.What might be a good pick-up line for 10 to use on 2?

For Martha to use on Rose? “So, the Doctor’s told me you’re pretty brilliant ... Care to demonstrate?”

19.When was the last time you read a fic about 5?

About Jack? I re-read my fic “Advice” just yesterday.

20.What is 6’s super secret kink?

Reinette’s? She likes horses ... a lot. Yeah I have this obsession with Reinette and Arthur.

21.Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober?

Would a Sontaran shag Mickey? LOL maybe if he was drunk and thought Mickey was another Sontaran. Oh wait – Sontarans are clones. Ah well.

22.If 3 and 7 get together, who tops?

The Master and a Dalek? The Master would insist on being on top.

23."(1) and (9) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). " What title would you give this fic?

“4th Doctor and Mickey are in a happy relationship until Mickey runs off with Davros. 4th Doctor, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with a Sontaran and a brief unhappy affair with Baines, then follows the wise advice of Jack and finds true love with the Master” – ‘Why 4 Should Lay off the Jelly Babies’

would you feel if 7/8 was canon?

Dalek/10th Doctor? There’d probably be a lot of arguing about who killed whose race. It'd be interesting to see how the writers handled it, that's for sure...

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I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

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Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Briteny Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in Australia.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
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The 'Shippers Oath (Not mine!)

I will hold
true to my pairing

I swear this oath ain't herring

And sometimes to flame another shippers ship

But only if they get me first

Otherwise... LEAVE THEM ALONE

Each shipper to their pairing

Each pairing to their show

May there be many fanfics

So all the world will know

Your pairing is the best

All shippers will try to prove their pair

And if they're motivated

They'll pluck "evidence" from the air

And through all of this

Bold and blue

I am a shipper

Always true

That's it from me!