Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.

Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it’s hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het.

Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.

Jim goes to the Academy, flirts, does well. He spent more time indoors than he'd have liked, but that was before he met the acting librarian. My first story, please review!

Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?

One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!

A ST: XI high school AU, being multiple chapters and of great length, depth, characterization, and other positive qualities. K/S, eventually.

Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.

Scorpius didn't know he could get pregnant. What does he do when he finds out? How does Albus react? What about the Malfoys, the Potters and some of the Weasleys? Fluffy Scorpius/Albus slash, Mpreg.

Kurt Hummel just wants to get through his Junior Year at McKinley in one piece. But when the new guy from Dalton Academy Reform School for Boys takes an alarming interest in him, he's certain he's going to be in for a wild ride. Badboy!Blaine, Klaine, AU

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

Kirk has been awake for ninety-six hours. He's pushed past his limits and is about to collapse from exhaustion. They saved Earth, they destroyed the Narada. Now they just have to make it home. A friendship fic.

AU where Kirk is a kindergarten teacher and McCoy is the parent of a student. Now complete.

Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.

AU. A series of high-profile criminals with very unusual abilties have begun to go missing. Sora Strife, a high-profile-criminal enthusiast not lacking in special abilities himself, finds himself caught up in the middle of it. SoRiku AkuRoku Cleon Zemyx

Set in Edo Period Japan,Cloud is an artist and Zack is a Samurai.They want nothing more than to be together,but is it possible when the Shogun has his sights set on Cloud? Or can their love still turn out to be a masterpiece in the end? AU Yaoi ZackXCloud

After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.

He is Starfleet’s youngest captain. But he is untried, and inexperienced. What kind of captain will James Tiberius Kirk become? A story in three parts. Slow-building, will eventually be K/S.

James T. Kirk's birth is a medical impossibility; a horrible miracle. Deaf!Kirk. Eventual Kirk/Spock.

Robin and Kid Flash are in love. Sorta. Everyone else thinks so, anyway. KidFlashxRobin/WallyxDick. Slash.

Extreme AU: Fem/Kirk. James always had a talent for finding love in the strangest Places. However, even she was unaware that Romulans don't take no for an answer and Vulcans are territorial. Who knew? *NEW ENDING UP*

Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning. Eventual K/S

They meet Jim in phases, and through him find each other. But as the layers peal back, the future Enterprise bridge crew finds more than they can handle. Because long before he had friends, Jim had Family, and the Scaretta crime syndicate didn't survive to the 23rd century by letting go of its own. Jim Kirk will always be a frustration to Spock-even when that's not his name.

AU: January 2nd, 1985; "Wanted- Band member. Must have patience." Allen Walker's gonna need a whole lot more than just patience to keep up with their world of music and life. :KandaAllen, LaviAllen

Seifer Almasy and Hayner Corneo live a life of deception and violence on two sides of a line. As a detective tasked with helping the son of the mob boss gather evidence to bring the crime ring down, Seifer learns the line can be blurred. Seiner. Slash.

AU. Bullies? Check. Mother who was getting remarried? Check. Older brother who hated his guts? ...check. Tsuna had to move in with a half-brother he hasn't seen in eleven years. But Giotto breaking his heart should be the least of his worries. G27 incest.

A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'

AU. KeyToDestiny and DancingFlames are widely known over the internet.No one knows who they are, though. It is only known that one of them has two 'keys' tattoed and the other has piercing green eyes... AkuRoku Zemyx Soriku CloudVin FULL SUMMARY INSIDE

Of allergies, misplaced Valentine's cards, and bubble baths. Memories Matt and Mello hold dear, all written on various pieces of looseleaf paper.

One good turn always deserves another. Apparently. Epilogue compliant/AU. HPDM slash but some canon het along the way. Please trust me - I promise the epilogue will not bite you.

Harry writes a letter of surrender to Voldemort. The Dark Lord is intrigued. Slash HP/TR . COMPLETE.

Blaine is the most popular kid at school, he's also a bully. Kurt is the new kid and the victim of the football team, but bullying somebody doesn't necessarily mean you won't end up liking them, even if you try your best not to. Rated M for later

It began on the night when Hibari popped out of his wardrobe. Then from under his bed, his kitchen cabinets, the janitor closet, and trashcans. And as he grew older, slowly but surely, little Tsuna's fear became something akin to love. /Eventual 1827/

Kurt must learn to adapt to a whole new set of rules when the unexpected occurs. AU

"It's funny how the line between fantasy and reality is more often than not blurred for a child..." When Blaine was a kid, he encountered something amazing, something impossible. Blaine encountered Kurt. I really suck at summaries. Klaine, MermaidKurt.

Captain James T. Kirk and Lieutenant Commander Spock are hereby charged with negligence and wanton misconduct due to their emotional compromise with each other.

Cowrite with Bard Linn; AU, ensemble, m/f m/m f/f. When a little blond boy awakens an old Turk from his long sleep, no one could've guessed how things would change. CH.52: "To the limitless future." COMPLETE

Based on this prompt: "Imagine how different Glee would have been if Burt had been Quinn's father and Russel had been Kurt's." How does Russel Fabray react to his son, Kurt, being gay? And how does Burt react to his little girl being pregnant?

Naruto was having a bad day... okay, more like week... fine, he was having a bad three years. And he could blame it all on Kyuubi, and that damn fox for starting the whole mess. SasuNaru WARNING MPreg, no like, no read. Flamers will be reported.

Falling in love with a man you met at a hospice for the terminally ill isn't the smartest thing in the world to do, but Jim goes ahead and does it anyway. K/S. Please read all warnings, located at the head of the first chapter.

Originally called 'Existing'. Kirk finds himself in another universe thanks to a transporter malfunction. It's a Universe with many differences, the main one being that James T. Kirk died as an infant

Organization XIII were strong vampires that used the Strife clan for support. The biggest challenge? The Leonhart Vampire Exterminators. RiSo, AkuRoku, Zemyx, LeoClo, and XemSai. Based of Halloween soundtrack called The 13th Hour rated for future chapters

Kurt Hummel loves weddings. So when his best friend comes back into town and wants to marry the man he loves, the last thing he needs is Blaine Anderson following him around.

"Why?" asked Blaine as he did what Sam asked. "Well, 'cause you're my favourite thing that I like!" Some say that children know more than grown-ups. Sam can honestly say, from first hand experience, that this is 100% true.

Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?

Kurt is ecstatic to return for his fifth year at Hogwarts. But with a suspicious Zabini around, a Triwizard Tournament, and a newcomer who seems too good to be true, this may not be the magical year he'd been looking forward to. Klaine / Finchel

Jesse and Blaine have reached a standstill. One in Los Angeles and the other in New York, they aren't quite sure what to do from here. Can they make it work, or will distance take its toll?

It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that's ever so cross. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Metaphorical angst. Hufflepuffs. A peacock. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE.

Five relationship cliches that Jim messed - or 'kirked' - up, and one that runs perfectly. Because Kirks just can't do anything the normal way. K/S.

Roxas isn't sure just how it had happened. One moment he's playing basketball with his twin, the next his wrists are tied with telephone wire and he's thrown in the back of a van. It had all happened so fast that day... Human-trafficking. Dark. AkuRoku.

Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new DADA instructor, only to find his teaching efforts thwarted by a very familiar ghost. This fic contains mature content and the necessity of one of our boys not being alive. Exactly. *grin*

Always a boy!Noyoto Uhura / Always a girl!T'Spock. Chapter 12 - After the Narada - staying warm and sane on the trip home.

"Maybe send an angel," seven year old Blaine whispered. "The nicest angel you have." He didn't know that angels could look like angry little blue-eyed boys, but he was just happy to have his wish answered. AU. Inspired by Lilo and Stitch.

Born of tragedy, raised in the fires of Hell, he walks through the valley of the shadow of death and fears that he is evil. When bedtime stories are long since over Jim Kirk struggles to survive. *Abuse, Tarsus, use of Vulcan, grim!feral!Jim, Spirk,

Some observations that Spock and Kirk make about eachother, at the beginning. Develops into an actual plot line in chapter 5. There's a budding relationship evolving. Slowbuildng. K/S. Probably eventual other pairings.

McCoy boards the shuttle with Joanna and they start a not so nuclear family when Jim talks to her while her dad freaks out. Life will never be the same. Will be lemony in the future. McCoy/Jim

Jim agrees to move in with Bones. But Jim's cat, Spock, is not so impressed by this turn of events. K/M, but mostly Spock-centric.

After Dumbledore's death, Harry searches for answers in the Pensieve. But something goes wrong. Trapped inside a memory, Harry finds himself at Hogwarts in 1945 where an 18 year old Tom Riddle is teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts. SLASH. Complete.

Each member of the team gets to learn why Alfred is awesome, whether they want it or not. Alfred is the best there is. R&R

Jim Kirk runs away to San Francisco to find out more about his father, makes friends with Spock, pisses off the Romulan Empire, and crashes head first into a destiny he's not sure he's ready for. Friendship for now, eventually slash

Albus Potter is a prankster and Scorpius Malfoy is the very picture of innocence. There will be hell to pay when both are sorted into Slytherin. MATURE CONTENT WARNING BLAH BLAH ETC.

Shiftings 'verse #8, but can be read alone. Blaine's parents are away and Kurt is Blaine's guest. A party is thrown, choices are made, a video may or may not find its way onto the internet, and a debauched yet intimate weekend ensues.

HBPcompliant rewrite of Time For Me. Voldemort has a sinister plot to catch Harry out of bounds and cast a spell to send him back two hundred years, but all does not go as planned and Harry isn't as gone as he'd thought...

Roxas always thought that love meant sex. Axel always thought that that sex meant girls. But when Axel finds himself falling hard for a male prostitute, he may very well lose everything for the one he loves. AkuRoku, Zemyx, cameos.

Shiftings 'verse #6, but can be read on its own. This is a companion piece to Glory. Basically the exact same story, but from Blaine's third-person perspective. You will find no plot here, but you will find serious sexytimes.

Ten-year-old Dick Grayson couldn't control his eyebrows when they shot up at his best friend's question. "Do you want to marry me?" Wally/Dick

Just when fourteen year old Blaine thought the bullying couldn't get much worse, it did. And now he couldn't find anyone to fix it. Oneshot. COMPLETE.

When Naruto is picked to impersonate a woman to lure Uchiha Sasuke, an infamous mobster, for evidence everything seems on the brink of destruction. Punishment wasn't to go this far for poor Uzumaki Naruto! SasuNaru Yaoi Lemons AU OC Full summary inside!

In which McCoy is not brave for a very long time and everyone else suffers for it. K/S, K/Mc, Mc/U, S/U, K/U/Mc/S.

This will be a series of short stories revolving around a minor character: Cupcake. Slash. Cupcake/Chekov. Yep.

John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.

You see, it was girls like Thalia Grace and Piper McLean that let Leo know he was out of their league. But it was a guy like Jason Grace that let him know he didn't stand a chance. Slash; Jason x Leo/JxL/Jeo semi-AU.

Sequel to Stubborn or Heroic: An old high school rival of Shawn's comes to Santa Barbara asking for Shawn's help. Shawn reluctantly agrees, and Lassie well - Lassie just hates all the attention this man seems to be giving HIS boyfriend. Jealous!Lassie.

The moments between a father and son from the day Bruce decided to adopt Richard. Rated T for swearing and violence. RECESSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

Spock and Nyota are still together. A transporter incident brings a Kirk who is bonded to Spock in another universe, he sets about to make things right. S/U, S/K, K/U & K/Mc

Any idiot can have a Vegas wedding; it takes the little things to declare love. And Jim knows, with complete certainty, that he is loved. Five such small declarations of love and devotion. K/S, oneshot.

In which Jim thinks he's cleverer than he actually is, forgets two basic rules, and makes a little bit of an idiot of himself. Spock is just amused. Features seven kisses. Oneshot, development of K/S.

Kirk is part Betazoid, he doesn't advertise it because it doesn't define him, but after feeling the terror and the psychic scream from the destruction of Vulcan he can't block anything anymore and it almost kills him. Spock intervenes.

George Kirk has been hopping universes for thirteen years, and when he finally makes it back to his own...well, it's been a lot more than thirteen years for them. background Kirk/McCoy, Spock/Uhura, past George/Winona, slight Winona bashing. Enjoy!

YAOI LUCKY Pair, Yullen. It started as a simple game of poker, but a little white lie from Lavi changes everything. -'If you lose... you spend the night here, with me, and let me do whatever I want with you.'-

Wally's not having a good day. First he & his teammates get captured, then the bad guy tells him he has a thing for redheads, and then he whips out a gun. Great. Non-graphic noncon. Written for a prompt in yj anon meme.

Robin's not too happy with how everyone's been carrying him around. Really, does he *look* like a damsel in distress? Written for a prompt in yj anon meme. Wally/Dick slash.

Auror Potter and Counsellor Malfoy return to Hogwarts in order to protect their children from a man who has vowed revenge. Of course, it's quite a lot more complicated than that. MATURE CONTENT BLAH BLAH.

Jim refused to leave Spock behind then, and he refuses to do it now. So until Spock catches up, he'll be waiting. And playing with the children to pass the time, of course. Oneshot.

All Draco wants is sleep, but his bed won't stop talking. More importantly, it refuses to stop looking like Harry Potter. HPDM, SLASH, HUMOR, COMPLETE.

James Tiberius Kirk has been with many people over the years. When he loves, however, the number is much smaller.

Kanda is forced to do impersonations of the people in D.Gray-Man through songs. oocnees and randomness is warned. M just in case of other chapter's songs

As a half-Vulcan, Spock never expects to imprint. It's rare enough for a full-blooded Vulcan to imprint, so why should he have it easy? But he does imprint – on the delinquent who sabotaged his Kobayashi Maru. A reimagining of the movie: Big Bang style.

Cloud used the floor as the biggest shelf in the house. Cloud left toothpaste boogers in the sink and dirty tissues everywhere. Cloud used all the garage space. And yet Leon was always the one who had to sleep on the couch. LeonxCloud.

It's time for the Enterprise's performance evaluation. Too bad that on this ship, 'normal' gets a whole new meaning. Slash.

What if Harry refused to fight and die for a society that he couldn't claim as his? A one-shot of Harry deciding it's too late for the Wizarding world to make amends.

'Kurt had never actually been punched before. Slushies in his face? Of course. Thrown into the dumpster? All the time, though not lately. And the daily shoves into the lockers? Duh. But punched…never.' AU Post Furt right before transfer Klaine Angst

They are never truly alone in a starship. It just feels like they are sometimes. Kirk/McCoy, Spock/Uhura implied , Sulu/Chekov pre-slash implied

When Pigwidgeon develops a crush on Draco Malfoy's owl, it's up to Harry to retrieve the lovelorn animal. Again. Harry should probably do something about keeping Pig contained... This is being turned into an amazing comic by ile-o on Deviantart. SO GOOD! Adult content advisory, etc.

After his second year, Harry begins to realize Hogwarts isn't everything it could be. Are there other options available? While the Hogwarts characters belong to JK Rowling, the story is obviously outside of canon.

On semi-hiatus until I get some new ideas. Sequel to "Dance with Me". Roxas has arrived at college to find romance literally everywhere he turns, and somehow he always ends up playing matchmaker. Cupid has never been so unwilling or so downright grumpy.

The five times Jim Kirk drove a vehicle that did not belong to him and the one time that he did. Warnings: Mentions of abuse, rape, angst,and implied Kirk/Spock. *Set in Bedtime Stories Universe*

Draco and Harry finally take their rivalry a step too far and, along with the rest of their Houses, are severely Punished. Will they finally start learning to get along? Cuteness, bickering and fluffy slippers. Pre-slash. Set around 4th year but AU to GOF

Jim beams back from the Narada with some 'not so superficial' wounds. What happens when Bones and Spock find out? Rating for language only.

SephirothxGenesis. Angeal was always telling him to take the initiative. When push comes to shove, that advice isn't really all that bad.

Bones said, "Ya know that story? The one where Pike meets Kirk and there's mentoring and bonding and they tiptoe through the tulips together into happily ever? Well, this ain't it. Idiot." Kirk/McCoy, but Kirk/Pike at the beginning. Complete!

Wherein Kurt forgets about his algebra test and tries to pull an all-nighter with the help of about twelve cans of Red Bull, thereby annoying the living daylights out of Finn, Quinn, and Mercedes. Oneshot. COMPLETE.

He was told the boys were in a car wreck. He was told his son was fine. But he was told a lot of things, and mistakes are always possible.

LUCKY, Yaoi, AU. Lavi had always at least half-believed the legends about men and women who could turn into wolves; there were too many stories from too many parts of the world about men-wolves for the tales to be dismissed entirely...

New Directions heads off to sectionals, and Kurt does his best to prevent anyone finding out that he's coming down with something. But of course they find out, and of course the girls try to mother him to death. Curse his stubborn pride. Oneshot. COMPLETE

Sequel to "The City is at War". Having finally put his criminal and military life behind him, Squall is ready to begin a new life with his brother Sora, and maybe even Cloud. But there are those who have other plans for Leon, Riku, and Zexion. AU.

K/S Series of lighthearted, sexy fluff. "Of course this is not the first illogical action I have ever participated in because of James Tiberius Kirk. I doubt it will be the last."

Don't get lost in a pair of eyes, and don't drink moonshine in the moonlight. AkuRoku

Maxxie's POV. Slash, and how. NC17. Graphic sex and bad language and turmoil and hotness.

A single night's mistake separated them for six years. When chance throws them back together, it will take more than love to heal the wounds and bring them home. Cleon, Soriku, AkuRoku, Zemyx, Yuffietine.

Bones is de-aged to four years old. Oh, my. For a prompt at the st xi kink meme on livejournal.

Second in the Progression Series. Jim thinks you simply have no choice but to respect a man who can look bored in the middle of Klingon torture.

Cloud has an accident with a Time materia. There are people to save, and for that, some people need to die.

Roxas graduates from high school, and Axel has something to say on the matter. Part of Lady Karai's Come Home contest.

Another away mission gone wrong. We can never have too many of those, can we?

Part 2 of a story that answered the prompt: Kirk's latest allergy to a hypo is random nerve twitches and vertigo. Bones finally gets out of him that being held really tight would make him feel better - and proceeds to provide the cure.

There are many words that encompass the relationship that they have, but only one constant; they will never leave each other. A word of the week series, warnings in chapters, but mostly K/S.

Denial or, 5 times Bones touched Jim when he wouldn't know, and one time he did. When Leo bumped into the kid at the bar, he never knew that he'd met the one who would save him from his loneliness.

Due to a variety of factors, Hojo has Cloud collected and brought to the labs. Two years later, he is rescued by his lovers. On the run from Shin-Ra and trying to survive, the foursome has to deal with the complication of Jenova and being hunted. S/Z/A/C

Jim asked five questions about Tarsus. He received five answers.

James Kirk is brilliant and golden and, often times, a little crazy. These are just pieces of his life.

AU: Cloud and Roxas decide to leave a troubled life in LA behind for a new one in Montreal, Quebec, Canada. Can Roxas deal with and adjust to the new life and surroundings of a typical Québécois? Axel x Roxas, AkuRoku, some strong language, use of French

Bones is on the bridge when the call comes. No pairings.

To confess love to someone like Hibari would be like hiring a hitman to off yourself. It would just be suicide. "I love you, Kyouya." Of course, that's only in theory, as no has ever had the balls to confess until now. D18 Lemon

Reluctant paparazzo, Remus Lupin, manipulates his way into rock star, Sirius Black's, life, hoping for a scoop that will kick start his flagging career. Instead, he finds himself torn between his growing feelings for Sirius, and the article of a lifetime.

Or the five crew members who wished they didn't know the truth and the one who refused to look away from it. Warnings: Implied abuse, rape, Tarsus, and K/S *Set in Bedtime Stories Universe*

Komui's experiment went wrong. VERY wrong. Now he and Reever are stuck with a bunch of hyper active, Innocence-wielding toddlers who won't be satisifed until they kill each other, and self-conscious teen Generals who hate life.

What Montgomery Scott saw was enough to tell him things aren't as they seem. Kirk/Bones Est. Slash

AU. During the summer between Harry's 5th and 6th year, an ancestor of Harry's discovers the last of the line has been mistreated and decides it's time to intercede. Over 3,000,000 views. Characters belong to J.K. Rowling.

A slow day on the U.S.S. Enterprise proves to be anything but as a friend becomes an unexpected enemy and leaves Captain James T. Kirk fighting for his life. K/S SLASH

A bored Harry Potter is never a good thing. Dumbledore told him he couldn't write to friends, so what about enemies? Watch as because of this, things change and truths come to 'light' or 'dark' as the case may be . warning: Slash.

After Dumbledore's death, Harry finds a time-turner in his office. He knows that he must use it to go back in time to kill Tom Riddle, but this proves unexpectedly difficult... Rated M for SLASH in later chapters. Now complete.

A mission gone wrong brings a chance for a new life as a newly blinded Jim and his caretaker Spock head to a recuperation facility in the mountains of Montana. It is there that Spock finally makes the move, and Jim learns to see anew.

Roxas and Sora are new students at Destiny Prep. Polar opposites, and needless to say, things have just gotten interesting for Axel.What the hell is wrong with these two?Yaoi No like no read.Main Pair: AkuRoku Side Pair: SoRiku mentioned Zemyx

AU. This is going through extensive changes and being rewritten. The basic story line is the same, but major parts of the story will be changing, as well as the pairings and characters. I will leave this original edition up, but I'll be posting the updated story as a separate entity.

Lucky Pair, YAOI. "I was expecting this to be a piece of cake, but so far nothing about it has been easy except me."

DISCONTINUED. Sequel to Noir et blanc.

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

Albus' favorite cousin, Louis, has come down with the flu. And worse, he's got fangirls hassling him as Valentine's Day approaches. To save him, Albus must go on a Hogwarts adventure! Slash, incest, oh my! LW/ASP

Kirk is given an assignment he isn't sure he'll ever be able to finish. "What would you have done differently in the situation on Tarsus IV?" His childhood nightmare double-spaced in twelve-point font.

AU. In a world where Vulcans want nothing to do with Humans, Captain James T. Kirk has to establish diplomatic relations with them at all costs. Even if it means seducing one of them into a marriage. K/S.

5 snapshots of times Jim wasn't ready, and the one he was. Mild slash, Kirk/Bones, and Tarsus IV.

Long one-shot. The new exchange student is beautiful and kind. He is also a vampire, and borderline suicidal, but many of Forks' residences don't notice. The Cullens do, but he doesn't want anything to do with them, just to find someone. NOT Edward/Harry

AU. Last time Dean saw Sam, he was a kid leaving for college. Now, he's a ruthless, sarcastic hunter who just saved Dean's life. The question is, what the heck happened to Dean's little brother? Hurt!Limp!Amnesiac!Sam, Hurt!Protective!Dean.

'Kirk' and 'Spock' meet in a modern real life AU at a rehabilitation facility. 'Spock' suffers a head injury that makes him act Vulcan, and 'Kirk' is there due to an accident that paralyzes him. They find one another in every universe. Done for a prompt.

While fiddling with an Exit materia, Cloud thinks back onto the events of Meteor. Something unthinkable happens. Time-travel.

Reno watched with sick horror and fascination as bullets sped towards him and then lefts marks on the glass a foot away from his face. It was surreal. And then it happened. A bullet hit a spot on the glass which many others before it had hit."

AU! Sirius Black is a wealthy and slightly self centered socialite on a mission, to avenge his dumping. Remus Lupin is a no luck but bad luck street rat and prostitute who is hired to help. Sniff? Do I smell unexpected love? RL/SB, and a little JP/LE

Wrongly accused of cheating, Jim is given the cold shoulder by Spock, and seeing Spock's heartbreak, the Enterprise follows. Dark days follow Jim who has to deal with a fractured mind and healing. Warning: dark imagery, slash. K/S Pairing

It isn't happiness but just an oh, I'm dead moment that washes over him like warm water that he is submerged into. Just how it is, no argument, no struggle. It's just the end. Kirk/McCoy, character death with a still happy ending.

What would have happened had Spock's primal side not retreated at the end of the episode "All Our Yesterday's"? Lemon. Kirk/Spock

AU. Kanda has to deal with a druggie mother. Allen was an abused abandoned child. Lavi was thrown out and he's on a mission. Lenalee's parents were murdered. At the Dark Order Academy, everyone is messed up one way or another. Welcome to their world.

It’s been eighteen days since Jim was taken hostage on a strange planet, now he’s got to make it back so he can deliver a very important message. Spock/Kirk loosely based on the song “18 Days” by Saving Abel - Epilogue added

Cloud Strife was a fairly normal teenager, working at his local supermarket to save for college. Zack Fair was a fairly abnormal customer, who seemed to think making his cashier blush was his greatest mission in life. Clack AU

Jim Kirk may not be an MD, but he *is* a genius. So he can tell when a cold isn't just a cold, right? No reason to bring a tricorder into this, none at all.

Had the price of beauty been blindness, I would have looked - Ralph Ellison

Gaila, Horny Orion Woman, sharing a lift with Commander Spock, Repressed Telepath Vulcan. Trying NOT to think about him naked. Can you spell awkwardness? Kirk/Spock, mentions of past Spock/Uhura, Gaila/everyone.

In a galaxy far, far away... one boy, Clyde, that's me, will have an unforgettable encounter with another boy, that's Kevin, and embark on a journey of epic proportions. ... Whatever that means. Kevin/Clyde. update for 2013: never writing an epilogue, sorry!

Matt, a genius hacker and spy, is sent undercover at Wammys for the sole purpose of discovering the secrets of the mysterious letter known only as L. The only problem... he didn't plan on falling in love with his roommate. Some yaoi, Character death.

AU: Wherein hair design student Lenalee Lee considers her relationship with her styling rival, the suspiciously homosexual and perpetually smiling Allen Walker--and, yeah, it doesn't look too good. :Allen/Lenalee

Squall Leonhart's sole mission in life now is to protect his brother Sora, and he'll do anything to accomplish his goal. Only this time he signed up for more than he bargained for. AU, eventual LeonCloud

Because love isn't just about flowers, declarations, the L word or kisses. It can be loud, messy, undignified and damn painful sometimes. But that's okay. Kirk/Bones slash.

50 days, 50 themes, 50 drabbles of varying lengths. Some ideas will be picked up and basically continued as a story, probably worded differently. See if you can guess which ones those are. Enjoy...

When a simple situation at a bar threatens to turn into something worse, Kirk throws away his self-centeredness to save someone else... and to show Uhura how he defines winning. One-shot.

AU Clack When Zack was five years old, he decided he wanted to marry Cloud Strife. Looking back, that was probably one of the best decisions he'd ever made.

She couldn't stand seeing him this way. It was wrong, so very wrong. So, Aerith took matters into her own hands. Gaia, the Lifestream, it was worth it all for Cloud. SephxCloud

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

Total crack, but it’s the good kind

What do you do when your husband tells you he needs a second spouse? Slash, K/S/Mc. Story 1 of 3.

Jessica is a young girl who gets sucked into the Death Note world and-wait? What do you mean no one cares?

Regs don’t permit fraternizations, so to counteract his boredom, Jim plays matchmaker for everyone else. Bones notices, likes this mature and thoughtful Jim and convinces him to break the rule.

Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he's not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly. HPDM. Oneshot of epic proportions.

Sephiroth visits his younger lover at the boy's new university halls, and has to resist the urge to clean stuff. Cloud is happily oblivious, and Inner Zack is far too gleeful. My love song to uni and to the boys. Oneshot.

Axel goes out to buy porn and ends up with something he did not expect... his very own fairy sex pet! How can tiny fairies be a sexual pet? Well, there are enhancements... Axel/Roxas, please read and review!

Opening night for Midgar Dance Company’s newest show may be the beginning of something more than just a hot new act. Warnings: Very very very AU

Slight slash. K/S The Klingon empire is desperate to restore its image after the loss of its battle fleet, to this end they capture Kirk, and hold him prisoner. Its up to the crew of the Enterprise to save him, unless he can save himself first.

Meeting Sephiroth for the first time is always hazardous...although this time, it seems the General is the one who's in trouble

Once upon a time there was an Island, and its heart was a Boy who never Grew Up

K/S Jim gives Spock a pair of fur-lined gloves to wear on a diplomatic mission. What happens when the fur does more to Spock's hands than keep them warm? Shoot-off from 'That Would Be Illogical'. You asked for it; I wrote it. bottom!Spock

... And The One Time He Was. Spock/Kirk. Mention Spock/Uhura.

Five times Mr. Spock falls prey to it, and Bones and Jim find it entirely too funny. And one time it’s just not. 'T' to be safe, but so far, pretty clean.

Dragons add madness to the tale and the Order is moved. All are shocked when Allen finally reappears, a dragon and two children in tow. As truth and fiction mingle, who can be trusted with truth, and which heart is rotted with lies?SEQUEL TO DRAGON'S EYE

It really does take a village to raise a Jim.

Cloud Strife is a genius assassin. Zack Fair is a billionaire genius playboy. Sephiroth is a powerful scientist and C.E.O. of Crescent Corp. and his searching for the secret to immortality. The secret a certain Zack has. And only Cloud can get it for him.

Sora and Riku are both models that have been thrown together in a photoshoot. Sora: sweet, innocent, shy. Riku: hot, sexy, not afraid to chase what he wants. Mostly RikuXSora, but there are RoxasXAxel, and SephirothXCloud pairings too.

A new home for the Vulcan people has been found, but it is a planet owned by the Cerberus Corporation, a shadowy organization run by a man, Damascus Raine, whose advances James T. Kirk rejected when only a teen. Damascus will trade the planet for Kirk.

Because, Raito, it is an Old English custom to please the Winter Fairies who come into the house at the darkest of Christmas nights by hanging sugar-based effigies of men for them to eat..." // Christmas at the Yagami-Lawliet household.

...sort of. Teddy wants to meet Santa, but is very disappointed when he does. Fluffy one-shot. Complete.

If I wasn't human then...what am I now? Drabble/ficlet series. See author's note for more information.

'Do you believe in love at fifty-second sight? The moment I saw you, I can't explain it.I kept watching and watching and watching, until I realised I'd been watching for over a month and I can't stop.' RS

Zack comes back from SOLDIER training and Angeal is waiting at home for him...Zangeal. Slightly AU.

The combined kingdoms of Hartz and Ne'erwas found peace through their kings. Six months later, a new threat raises a different danger. Can their fragile peace survive it? AkuRoku, sequel to FireLight

This is a side-story based off of Tubular Fox's story 'Christmas in a Pink Sweater' Basically, this is the smut scene. Heh. I hope you enjoy it!

For years Roxas’s parents have been setting him up with rich girls, but they’ve all been mean, or just not right for Roxas. Another girl comes along, and she's nice, but Roxas may be more interested in her brother, and he may not even know it… AkuRoku

Friendship makes people do strange things. Particularly when that friend is Jim Kirk. Gen.

There's just something about that new white haired teacher that's not quite normal...

When Cloud was added to the ShinRa harem, he had no idea that his view on life as a slave was about to be drastically changed. What with secret lovers, jealous slaves, and two owners, life is going to be VERY different for him. You have been warned.

Those Soldier myths have to arise from somewhere...

A collection of unrelated one-shots and some multi-chapter short stories that don't deserve their own entry. Mori/Harry, most non HPatHC compliant. Summaries on my profile.

In a room in his house England has a Wardrobe. Sometimes he likes to stand and trace the carvings on the door, and remember a Lion's roar

He was glad Bones was dating again. He was. Really. But what Jim thought was good for Bones turned out to be oh, so wrong for Jim. Kirk/McCoy first time.

Eight Times Someone in Glee Was a Friend to Quinn Fabray and One Time Someone Was a Little Bit More

When a dangerous man from Jim's past suddenly resurfaces, he's faced with a tough decision: resign as captain of the Enterprise or risk the lives of his crew. The choice was obvious. LOTS and LOTS of Hurt Jim!

When the usual channels of communication are shut down, the most surprising people can find a way in. A strange little love story. HPDM slash, AU 7th-year fluffy!verse.

What's that old saying? 'A doctor is often the worst patient? Leonard McCoy is a walking example of that. It's Jim's turn to play nursemaid, with a little help.-COMPLETE-

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

Harry's sons egg each other on with dares. Brotherly incest. Consists entirely of dialogue. JKR owns all the characters.

According to this reality, Kirk's pregnant and Spock and McCoy are close friends. He has no doubts that he's hallucinating. Non-slash. Sequel to Five to One.

Leonard McCoy was the first person Jim had ever let inside and the last person in the godforsaken universe he would let come to harm, and so for that reason he gave the only answer he could...

Draco is rubbish at sleeping. Sort of. Foundations!verse, utter fluff. Short oneshot. HPDM slash.

The day he swaggered up to her, drunken curiosity in his pretty blue eyes, she'd stared him down and promptly dumped him in the drunken-brawl-starting-womanizing-animal-screwing-I-messed-up-my-life-even-though-I'm-smart genre and left it at that.

This was a prompt from st xi kink comm: Five of Kirk's scars he didn't want to talk about, and the one time he told someone.

Four ways Jim and McCoy could have met, and the one way they did. Please note this runs the gamut from angst to humor, and from gen to SLASH. Rated T for swearing, for references to sex, for having an injured minor and for references to child abuse.

The aliens just got the wrong secrets. Kirk/McCoy Pre-S.

Roxas likes Naminé. Axel wants to help Roxas get the girl. But when Roxas finally is able to get Naminé's attention with the help of Axel, he finds himself crushing on the redhead as well! Oh, crap. AU. High school, somewhat crack-ish. AkuRoku. Hiatus.

Harry should know better than to conceal mysterious body art from dorm-mates who pay no heed to what happened to the cat. Oneshot. AU, 7th year fluffy!verse. Cracky. HPDM.

Kirk's hallucinating, the purple panda is surprisingly friendly, and the crew doesn't seem to be coming to the rescue. AKA: Five times Kirk saved his ship and crew and one time they saved him.

A hit to the head takes out Kirk's memories. Unfortunately, that means he doesn't remember two years of knowing Spock. But it's Jim Kirk, after all. There's no such thing as a no-win scenario. Kirk/Spock.

Act like you want it, and you just might get it. Part of the Boy Toy Series. Rufus/Cloud, Sephiroth/Cloud. Warnings: Language, sexual themes

Never meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. A trip to Berengaria VII.

General K/S-ish-ness. I've decided to collect the little one-shots that fly through my brain in here for now.

In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.

5 people who found out about Kirk and Sulu's relationship and one time they found out about someone else's.

Five Times Jim Kirk Surprised His Crew With Something About Himself and One Time They Surprised Him

You can take the daredevil out of Iowa, but you can't ever take the driving-off-cliffs out of James T. Kirk, as the unfortunate crew of the Enterprise soon learns.

I know what it is to die. Because I've died before." Allen Walker has only a few more hours to live. The question is, how will he spend them? One-shot, rated T for slight language and character death.

Cultural miscommunications are annoying for everyone, but they’re almost always painful for Jim Kirk. AKA, Five times aliens mistook Kirk for someone or something else, and one time they didn’t.

An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.

As far as Sephiroth was concerned, everyone else just didn’t know what they were missing. Sephiroth/Cloud.

Komui mistakenly gives Kanda a wrong dosage of medicine and ends up creating several...flawed clones.With more than one problematic Kanda running around the place,can Allen,Lavi and the others save the Order?Warning,severe OOC-ness,implied shonen-ai.Crack

A centuries-old curse. A lonely King. A chosen sacrifice. When fate spins death, only the heart given in love can save them, bringing them through the shadow. AkuRoku

K/S, 'Home' side-story snippet. If Sex is Good Times, and Pon Farr is Sex, then logically, Pon Farr is...?

Kirk won't admit that his stomachache is blossoming into something much worse, but the crew isn't taking it nearly as seriously as he is. Just an excuse for some self-indulgent, gratuitous hurt/comfort with a bit of humor.

Remus Lupin is a mystery to the whole school; the boy who's quiet, aloof, and cold. He also happens to be queer, which is enough to gain Sirius's interest. What Sirius never realised that dating Remus Lupin wasn't quite as easy as it looked. R/S

Cloud hated door-to-door salesmen— especially that one obnoxious one named Zack Fair who wouldn’t leave him alone. Zack/Cloud, for Shirosenshi Kisetsu 116.

Kanda believes its environmentally unsound for two people to shower separately and waste water when they can shower together. Lavi is in it because he won't give up on his dream of shower sex.

[HIATUS] AU Untied shoelaces. Peppermint rolls. An overly cramped train compartment. And one purely accidental kiss. What a great way to meet someone. Zack/Cloud

It's Lavi's first time ever at an Anime Convention! Little did he know that there was more waiting for him than a few panels and pictures... KandaxLavi. Some LenaleexAllen. Co-written with Shimanishiki.

“Look,” he said, pointing somewhere behind Malfoy’s head. “Something expensive.” Ron's a fellow master at ignoring the obvious, Hermione's easy to distract, and Draco...Harry's not sure if Draco's just humouring him, or really really dense.H/D slash&crack

AU: Wherein Tyki Mikk falls--at first sight--for the young, handsome, and kind of unobtainable Allen Walker, and he strives to prove that, yes, the feeling can be mutual. But, he only has ten days to get it right. :Tyki/Allen

Lavi never wanted to fall in love, but when he came to the surface with his brother Allen, he fell for the human prince Kanda. Now he must make Kanda love him, or become Tyki's slave forever! KandaxLavi LenaleexAllen. Co-written with Sailorstar165

When Hayner's internship at the police station suddenly turns deadly, he has to deceive almost everyone he knows, including Seifer. Normal people have to deal with just the stress of the holidays, Hayner has to deal with the mafia. Violent Christmas fic.

COMPLETE Following tragedy in England, Harry and Sirius escape to Tokyo. Harry attends the prestigious Ouran High School, intent on keeping his head down, but the limelight has a way of finding him. HEAVY EDIT/PARTIAL REWRITE LANDING IN LATE 2018 See profile for updates.

au warning, female cloud at first. sephxcloud.how much effort will a child put to reconcile her parents?how long will a person wait to return to be with the perfect one?how do you get back he perfect family once its lost?this is the begining of everything

San Francisco, 1992. The rambling tale of one perfect summer. AU-ish. **Slash** Nick/Greg. EPIC oneshot - trust me, please?

What would happen if the Marauders decided to leave portraits of themselves at Hogwarts? A teacher's worst nightmare and a prankster's delight...but have they really thought this one through? RemusSirius Slash. Loose sequel to The Oracle of Gryffindor.

Sirius Black believes in wizards, magic and werewolves...but no one else does. Remus/Sirius Slash.

Tsuna hated Hibari. Mostly because he was the one who had to pay the medical bills. 6918 8018 D18

“I heard that the Kanda family is finding a suitable young man to wed their only daughter.” He said, smiling. “It seems that so far, fourteen had failed at fulfilling her conditions.” AU ArexKanda

One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins woke up after a raunchy night only to discover that a very naked Harry Potter had slept amongst them. Naturally, they asked themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him? HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Part of the 'Now That You Mention It' series of finding-out oneshots. **Slash** Nick/Greg. Perhaps investigation should be left to the younger generation...WMTDB pearoast

During a bad storm, Sephiroth, Cloud, Zack, and Angeal find themselves in a mansion that's far more than an average haunted house. And someone from their pasts is there, too....

Not everything happens in the order you'd expect. Slash Hodges/Greg

After losing his wife and son to a magical disease, Draco Malfoy puts an ad in an editorial to borrow a son for Christmas. Harry Potter answers. COMPLETED!

You haven’t done one brave or noble thing in your life, Malfoy. Then you come into my house and ask me why I won’t do the right thing for you? What have you ever done for anyone? Slash Harry/Draco

A peek into Seph and Cloud's life together once Cloud becomes Soldier. Sequel to The Other Way Around. YAOI

Finding himself suckered into a winter trip to a ski resort, Roxas must deal with all of the crazy events that come his way... as well as face up to some old issues that just can't seem to be left behind. AxelRoxas AU COMPLETE

AU, oneshot ::You know that saying, "falling in love", right? Well, I bet I was the only one who could claim that literally.:: RikuSora

Riku was always a looker, Sora wasn't. But when they arrange to meet each other's boyfriends in their first reunion in years, Riku is faced with a gorgeous and utterly unavailable problem. RxC and SxL slash, eventual RxS and LxC.

In the interest of combating JKR's epilogue of doom, I present my version of life beyond Deathly Hallows. This is a dual story, half Albus/Scorpius and half Harry/Draco. DH compliant. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

Roxas leads a semiperfect life. He's a good person, with reasonable grades, friends he's growing out of, and a regular home environment. Until Axel comes along. Roxas doesn't realise just how much of a sham his whole existence is...AkuRoku,RiSo,Zemyx,CL

AU, oneshot with epilogue thing at the end ::Demyx was always content to stare at Zexion from afar... But then Marluxia somehow tricked him into making the Bet. The Bet to see who could sleep with Zexion first.:: Zemyx

Cloud participates in one of the odder aspects of the SOLDIER program. Instead of a story with a lemon in it, more of a lemon with a story in it. YAOI SephxCloud

He never knew what not to do. But he always got it right. Up until The Lightning, The House, and The Kid all came crashing down. Now he just can't stop doing it wrong. Axel x Roxas.

HPDM slash, oneshot ignoring DH canon. Some people can have declarations without words.

The ballad of Cloud and Reno. Sort of.

In which Obito gets punched in the nose and Team Seven's sensei has to make Kakashi apologize to him. [could be seen as yonkaka, and I suppose ObitoKakashi if you stare at the sun for awhile and squint]

Old history around the rim of a whiskey glass. Reno and slums living. We take the rain for granted. One shot, ogc.

It's nearly pathetic how easy it is to fool a village full of ninjas. Iruka lies so much that he can hardly remember the truth. ONESHOT, SLASH.

After falling through the Veil, Sirius visits several AU's. On this world, he encounters teenage versions of himself and his friends. Does he dare offer advice to his counterpart?

COMPLETE Neville's Gran breaks her hip just after his fifth year at Hogwarts, and he must spend the summer with Harry and Remus. They discover a hidden message in the candy wrappers his mother has been giving him, and begin to uncover the mystery.

Sephiroth x Zack x Cloud, fluff. It's one of the few simple, little things he lets himself indulge in.

[AU] Wutai has a proposal to end the war that Shinra can't refuse. All very well and good, but Rufus Shinra has a lot to say about arranged marriages, especially those that involve him. It's a Wutai fic. As usual, I make up all kinds of stuff about Wutai.

MarySue. The charming notsofan fiction character, in which a ‘diehard’ fan manages to incorporate his or herself into their story. Usually, this sweet character is perfect in every way shape or form. Maxed out health. Maxed out weapon and stats as I said

Harry has had a hard life, harder than anyone knows, even himself. What happens when Snape finds out that Harry's mind couldn't take the strain and fractured, leaving the BWL with MPD? PreHBP COMPLETE!

Cloud and Reno come to an arrangement.

In which it snows in Konoha and Naruto incites a revolt. Pay no attention to the brooding ninja in the background.