Edward Elric had one of the rarest Cores in the world, but no one could know that. Roy Mustang had one of the only Cores in the world that Ed could bond with, but he was a bastard with a god-complex. Now, because of said bastard and the military's insistence that the academy was important, they had to live together for two months. Ed had survived worse though... right?

The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.

The men in Nana's family carry a very strange curse. They swap bodies with anyone they kiss. When a very young Tsuna trips and falls on his new friend Kyoko, it sets in motion a very unusual friendship.

If you could start your life over, knowing how things could turn out, what would you do differently? Cloud is offered this chance, and tries to change the future, but he quickly discovers that fate and destiny play a high stakes game.

Xanxus is eight years old and desperate to find something more than a future in the slums. When he comes across a man with broken eyes and a mastery of orange flames, he thinks he's found it.

During the Triwizard Tournament, something goes terribly wrong. Hariel Potter wakes up in another world, with a dying mother dragon and four baby dragons to provide for. Female Harry (eventual Harry/Aegon VI - slow burn)

Ever since the seal broke, Naruto's life has changed. He's been thrust into ANBU: he's starting to lose sight of which half is him and which half is his demon, he can't seem to find his way back to team seven, and he's been having these weird dreams - with a sky wrenched apart by a broken moon, a man with a staff, and a version of him with glowing, nine-tomoe eyes.

No one expected them to be together, not even themselves. But magic wished their union and nothing else mattered. Mpreg warning

Until he befriends a grass snake in his aunt's garden Harry believes his relatives when they say there is no such thing as magic. Looking for a place to belong, he ventures into an elusive world shackled by age-old prejudices and fear of a man who may or may not be his father. What he finds is more than he expected, but less than he hoped. First Year AU

Elfling!Harry. Except not. Jaded and cynical Master Auror Harry Potter gets sent to Arda to relive his non-existent childhood. Childhood sucks. Rated M for language.

Paved with good intentions or not, the road back from Hell is a difficult, slippery slope for those who choose to walk it as Anakin has. Now he has to face the consequences of his choices, avoid suspicion of everyone from the Jedi Council to Palpatine and try to prevent the future from turning out as badly Before all while somehow finding a way to balance the Force...again! REVAMP

Uzumaki Naruto grew up with lofty goals, guts, and determination. Instincts of a born fighter made him grow; duty to his home drove him. As the battle lines begin to blur, he must find a way to reconcile all he's ever known with the man he hopes to become. Large AU.

Phoenix!Harry is wandering around an unknown world enjoying himself in his new form while trying to discover what the magic that resides within the earth has to offer. Trouble's always been a constant in his life but he hopes being away from humanity (as much as he can) will help with that. He's not that hopeful, but the lack of opposable thumbs won't stop him from trying. Drabble

Eight years of war, thousands of deaths, all in the conflict against Aizen. After a narrow victory, Ichigo desperately tries to keep the peace while Kisuke Urahara locks himself away in his lab. Six months later, Kisuke comes out with a declaration that could change history - literally. No pairings, time travel.

A renowned expert in Demon Runology, Tsuna has been secluded from the public since he left the field at the young age of 23: to keep his secrets locked away and far from prying eyes. Now with a rampant serial killer severing Summoners' Bonds, the public demands answers that the police doesn't have. Tsuna just hopes he doesn't fall in too deep. Summoning!AU. Arco27.

DISCONTINUED. It was just a silly high-school girls' love ritual. Nothing was supposed to happen. Nothing would have happened, had Gokudera's mother not been a Squib. Now he's caught in another country, and in the middle of a deadly tournament. Gokudera/Harry (Firecracker). Post KHR-Canon. Love Ritual Cliche - but different.

DISCONTINUED. He wasn't the charitable sort. He was the type of boy who kicked stray dogs when they came begging for scraps from him and his mother. Who bared his teeth at the other homeless kids when they looked at him. But this time, he extended a hand to the soaking wet scrap of fluff hidden in a box. And for what was probably the first time in his life, his hand was taken.

Time-Travel. Tsuna is thrown into a time he's unfamiliar with, in a country he can barely speak the language. But it's his choice, so with only determination and his intuition to keep him moving forward, he'll complete his mission while trying to not lose all. Of course, that doesn't mean trouble won't find him; things are never easy when fate loves to screw with one. Arc27

Some people call it fate, some people call it destiny. But the Red String will always tie two people and when they meet, it will change their lives. Fem!Harry/AdultReborn

Naruto has always wanted to be the Hokage but does he really understand what it means to wear the Hokage's hat? Who better to teach him than the First Hokage himself! Only, he's not the Hokage yet, he hasn't even built Konoha . . . or discovered his Wood Style. Gen fic. Madara:Naruto:Hashirama.

In one world, Tsuna sacrificed his life to save the Arcobaleno. As soon as he drew his last breath, he opened his eyes again to see beaten students cowering in front of him and a bloody hammer in his hand. Arco27. ParallelUniverse!AU. Doctor!Tsuna. Dark themes.

Banished, fate sends Naruto down a road quite different than that of a Shinobi, many years later in a small and peaceful village.

Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.

*On Hiatus* Part 2 of the War Dogs 'verse. Adrenaline seeped into his veins. A patchwork of memories drifted before his eyes: a village under threat, a frantic meeting, and a decision - his decision - that he would distract the oncoming enemy to buy Mustang and the others time to escape.

Or, All the AUs. Drabble series, featuring Dragon AU, Time Travel AU and more.

Tsuna wakes up in Xanxus's bed. And keeps waking up there.

There was no one who ever helped Tsuna. Then he met the man in the suit with a funny hat and everything changed. Gen. One-shot. AU. Secret Santa New Year Edition for VelvetCake3.

"Marry me?" Tsuna asked Kyouya. Or the fic where Tsuna knows Kyouya's weakness and ruthlessly takes advantage of it.

Part 1 of the War Dogs 'verse. With all the conflict and tension between Amestris and Aerugo, it was inevitable that a war would break loose. Mustang, though, had always thought that he would be able to keep his young prodigy away from such a nightmarish ordeal.

Tsuna doesn't know why all this supernatural shit started happening in his life, but he'd really like it to stop now please. Mild Arco27

In a world where Iemitsu valued famiglia over family, Tsuna would be left in Namimori with Nana, only seeing his father once in a blue moon. In that world, Xanxus would become the head of the Varia and Reborn would be eventually sent to train Tsuna into becoming Decimo. This is not that world. (Un)fortunately. Idiotic-father!Iemitsu AU.

What if Ichigo couldn't bring himself to use Mugetsu? 11 years into the future, Ichigo finally succeeds in cutting down Aizen, but the price was too high. He couldn't protect anyone, and his deepest wish is to see his friends one more time. When the unexpected happens, he gets a second chance. Time travel / Hueco Mundo centric / All powers OP Ichigo / Lovecraftian

Things did not turn out well at the last second, so of course Urahara has a reset button. Suddenly, Ichigo is once again a nine year old boy watching his mother get attacked by a hollow. My own take on a Bleach time travel fic.

AU. The Sorting Hat doesn't just let the Sword go when it falls on Harry's head in the Chamber, but also Sorts him again, this time into Slytherin. Harry is furious and terrified, and the adults aren't helping much. COMPLETE, sequel to come.

Tsuna was just getting settled in Namimori again—until he started bailing out troubled teens from jail, helped a few kids off the streets, and hosted some of the most random but dangerous people in his home. He should've looked the other way, but he couldn't. They needed him. Older!Tsuna. Adult!Arco. Flameless!AU.

Harry Potter's life reached its end and turned to dusk. Sawada Tsunayoshi's life has yet to begin. A Sky from Dusk to Dawn. Harry reincarnated as Tsuna.

*ONE SHOT* Thorfinn Rowle spots a certain curly-haired witch struggling with some tinsel and can't resist intervening. And he's not the only one interested in seeing the two of them snog. Mistletoe and Rabid Tinsel are a dangerous combination, especially with the Yule Ball looming.

What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.

Red—the boy called monster—has an unlikely meeting with the Millennium Earl, he is offered the chance to escape his troubles IF he helps the Earl find the next incarnation of the 14th. What the Earl and the Noah don't know, is that their new family member is the very thing they seek, and has been hiding right under their noses all along. AU

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Insanity is asking the same question over and over again in hopes that someday you'll get the answer you want. Insanity is what Sephiroth does best. [In which Cloud decides he should Have Words with Sephiroth before the latter dies and it somehow becomes their new routine.] Gen; mild gore.

Xanxus-centric. Where timing makes all the difference and Xanxus is unfozen a whole four years in advance. Written for Hazel.

humorous exchanges between characters that always start with 'Dear', and end with 'Sincerely'. Drabble fic. Revived.

HPTMR slash. AU. Harry has been raised from the time he was five with full knowledge of what he was, a Horcrux, and how someday he would need to die to avenge his parents. Thus, when he finds Tom Riddle's diary in his second year, he recognizes it. Horcrux speaks to Horcrux, a game of persuasion and manipulation. Twoshot. COMPLETE.

Why the Uchiha don't let their kids keep pets anymore.

Madara runs into a girl with bright red hair and impossibly green eyes, and suddenly, his future's not set in stone anymore. Fem!Harry, HP x Madara, Crossposted to AO3 COMPLETE

Takeshi, not Tsuna, is the straight man, the sane one of the series. This changes everything (and yet nothing at all).

After the war, Harry decided to leave Britain to start a bird of prey sanctuary in California. He didn't go alone, Fawkes and Buckbeak left with him. Very soon the park became so famous that Harry became a well known name in the Zoological world. Could this Science Fair he was invited to participate in in New York possibly change his rather lonely existence?

They thought he was clueless. That he didn't know the only reason Alaude was with him was to substitute for his brother. Ha. As if Tsuna couldn't hear Giotto's name, whispered like a prayer in the late hours when his lover was too tired to pay attention. OS. AU. Alaude/Tsuna.

Ed had lost count, but he knew it hadn't been too many days yet. Mustang's dark eyes and the sear of a bullet hole in his forehead lingered even as blinding white flooded his vision. Truth grinned. "Again."

For once, Cloud has his life sorted out. Going from delivery boy to travelling healer in the post-Meteor world, he finally has peace. When Denzel travels back through time, he has to leave it all behind to help his son in the world he thought he escaped. But taking Hojo's job? That was an accident. Mostly.

What's a poor Superhero to do when his Supervillain nemesis thinks they're best friends, AND seems to be trying to further their relationship? Inspired by an exchange on Tumblr started by swingsetindecember. Poker Pair, CRACK, AU

Inspired by (and with permission from) Starchains' fics Xanxus' Babysitter and The Varia's Hairdresser. Both of which are wonderful fics. Go read them. I wanted this to be epic, but the muses weren't co-operating. Don't Own, Oneshot, Complete. Xanxus swears and Harry talks in maddening riddles. And some hair gets cut.

Desmond Miles was the type of person no one expected anything great from. He served drinks at a bar and then was captured by a corporation that wants to use him to find something. When everything he knows is ripped out from under him again, he has to start anew once more.

In which Credence survives, and Newt discovers that his suitcase has exactly one more resident than usual.

Ichigo meets a lady in a candy shop when he is three. A spirit lady who conceals herself with veils and robes, with riddles and fans and smiles. A lady who refuses to tell him her name. She is the first but not the last to change him, and when the Shinigami finally make their appearance they meet a very different Ichigo.

Carried to the far end of the Galaxy by the veil in the Department of Mysteries, Harry Potter becomes a veritable stranger in a strange land. But all the obstacles he has faced pale in comparison to the Cylon menace. Starts in the middle of Harry's fifth year and roughly eleven years before the fall of the Twelve Colonies.

In which Harry Potter learns that friends can be made in the unlikeliest places...even in your own head. Alone and unwanted, eight-year-old Harry finds solace and purpose in a conscious piece of Tom Riddle's soul, unaware of the price he would pay for befriending the dark lord. But perhaps in the end it would all be worth it...because he'd never be alone again.

Apparently even Gellert Grindelwald isn't immune to a niffler's sticky paws. (In which Newt was not expecting to find Percival Graves in a stolen cigarette case.) [Posted here until FBAWTFT gains a separate category.]

Kurama just wants to finish his nap in peace. A particularly idiotic human is making that rather hard.

"You know, some people say it's the quietest people who have the loudest minds." Reborn could read minds. This wasn't a particular secret that he hid. It wasn't his fault no one really believed him. Meeting Tsunayoshi was… fascinating.

There was something odd about Tsunayoshi. Reborn had read the reports that Iemitsu had provided him. While he didn't outright say it, Reborn knew that Iemitsu was disappointed that his son had, in Iemitsu's own words, 'turned out strange'.

Remastered version of this story is up! I dropped the Devastating consequences title. the remastered version is (Becoming Vasto Lorde Remastered )Thank you! FOR ALL THE SUPPORT! Disclaimer: I do not own bleach. please review the remastered version. i would love input!

The prompt was: I know this is already a very used subject, but I really want to read a Naruto who instead of the Hokage wants to be a psychologist...My take on Naruto's Talk no Jutsu

Innocent and harmless as he appears, Harry Potter is anything but - and after years of sitting tight, on the move. Can the Dark Lord cope with the bombshell? Will the wizarding world ever be the same if he can? Independent!Harry, Powerful!Harry, eventual SLASH

Regis is a higher vampire. He has no reason to fear death-but that doesn't mean it doesn't affect him. A fill in for the scene in Blood and Wine where Geralt takes Resonance. T for Geralt whump. Regis/Geralt strong friendship.

And I shall cry anon. Where Tsuna makes Vongola history, develops a deep seated hatred for forks, and tries very hard not to cry.

Because no matter what Tsuna may or may not be, he has never been a liar.

A dialogue based AU where one miss-placed text to the wrong number creates a change in two men that neither truly expected. R27. MAIN STORY NOW COMPLETED. (Omg am I right?)

Somehow, Tsuna was trapped in the body of his other self who just had committed suicide in a parallel world...Without his Family and his title as a future Mafia Boss, what would he choose between being a "normal" one and following the old path to claim his heirdom from his younger brother in this world? R27, Guardians x 27, hint all x 27...

A one shot in where Akihito, for once, understand that Asami's actions speak louder than words.

An assassination attempt on Prince Claudio sparks a war with Aerugo. This war, the State Alchemists are sent in first and along with them...the Fullmetal Alchemist.

Attempting to erase his memory, Lord Harry James Potter-Black actually ends up sending himself through time and dimension into another world. What is a mage to do when he's offered a second chance? AU, dimension and time travel, slash, HPSS

[Complete] Daddy has never outright said why they're running or who they're running from, but she knows if they get caught things will be bad. [ROTS AU]

You always get the stories where Harry goes back into Tom Riddle's time, then either stays or gets sent back. End of, unless he tries to make Voldemort good. But what if things went differently? What if, just once, someone followed a time traveller back?

LATE UPDATE, SORRY READERS! Kuchiki Byakuya is sent to the world of the living, on a mission which involves staying with Ichigo. So, who is babysitting who? The fact that they can't stand each other is not helping. The story is more interesting than the summary. Read on! Shounen Ai/ BL / Yaoi.

With the Gotei 13 at his back, Ichigo Kurosaki will learn what it means to be a Reaper. Even if it means twice the homework, twice the studying, twice the PE classes, and twice the obnoxious teachers. Part 1 of 2 or 3. Complete.

1724. All Harry wanted to do was to cross the Atlantic and start his apprenticeship under one of the most renowned physicians. Tom Riddle is convinced everything floating in the seven seas belongs to him. That includes ship-wrecked, green-eyed youths. Especially if they tell him to fuck off. [yes this is a Pirate!AU. Oneshot. Kind of?]

After the Battle of Hogwarts, everyone expected Harry Potter to become an auror. Harry himself expected it, right up until the moment came to apply to the academy. He takes up a hobby instead, and it leads him to a whole new world.

After the Battle of Kaer Morhen, Eskel says he's done; he's leaving and not coming back. He's not entirely serious and makes a half-hearted attempt at leaving entirely too late in the season. Snow and injury force him to change plans, at least until Spring

Draco is sure he accidentally touched one of his father's illegal artifacts and is hallucinating as a result. Why else would he be seeing Harry-Bloody-Potter prancing around his house with Lord-Bloody-Voldemort? LV/HP

Reborn tells Tsuna to get a handle on his Guardians. Tsuna does. Not only is his method unexpected, but also entirely too effective. "Dame-Tsuna, why is Colonnello sulking in the corner?" GEN, Oneshot, Crack-fic

omega!verse: the oneshot where Harry's an Alpha and Voldemort's an Omega. HP/TR (LV) When, every now and then, Tom goes into heat when he's supposed to be fighting Harry Potter.

Tsuna's (arguably) best trait is put to good use with his new job at the cake shop. AU, episodic, crackish, ALL27.

"I'm a showman little one. It is my job to make others see what I want them to see." (BAMF!PAPA!Skull.) (Cover drawn by CyanCat, but commissioned by Moradacious Moratorium )

"Chichi-Ue, could you tell me how you met Otou-San?" Byakuya asked as he snuggled into his father's embrace. Wrapping his arms around the boy, Sojun smiled fondly at the orange haired man sleeping beside them, "It all began…" Ichigo/Sojun, Koga/Sojun, Time Travel, AU, Mpreg, Mild Violence

In which Tsuna is not a damsel, and not so much in distress. Oneshot

Kurosaki. A name that he held in reverence, and a name he'd tried to live up to. It had been his own, but...no more. He couldn't be a Kurosaki any longer. He'd long since lost the right. He could place the blame elsewhere, Aizen was the start, but he wouldn't. It had been he that had failed in the end. He was the reason they died...but...he would make it right. No matter the cost.

An hour after Dumbledore told them about the prophecy, James had his entire family- including the dog- bundled up on a Muggle ferry to France. Because there's valiantly dying for the greater good, and then there's good parenting.

Part 1 of Our Sinner's Redemption: After the Promised Day, with his alchemy still intact thanks to Hohenheim's sacrifice, Ed finds himself and his chimera team getting dragged into the shadowy world of military secrets in an attempt to keep Bradley's legacy from causing a civil war. -Darius x Ed x Heinkel, pre-Ed x Roy-

AU where Ieyasu Sawada becomes Vongola Decimo, Tsuna never meets Reborn because he's in Germany and apparently he has more than a few scary acquaintances. All27. X27.

Minato decides to rant about the utterly horrifying, completely improper, and (most likely) emotionally abusive relationship his daughter shares with her teammate, Sasuke Uchiha. Iruka tries to get the Hokage to deal with his paperwork. fem!Naruto SasuNaru Companion piece to Fugaku's Laments (An Ideal World Fic)

Sasuke decides to rant about the totally unromantic, completely platonic, and mutually loathsome non-relationship he shares with his teammate, Naruko Namikaze. Fugaku wonders when he'll be able to get back to his paperwork. fem!Naruto SasuNaru (An Ideal World Fic)

Who said that Shinigami takes your life for his services? No one. Yondaime learned it the hard way the day Kyuubi attacked. A different turn of events! What if Naruto was raised by Madara? Additional notes: slight AU; No Yaoi

HP/LV Harry grows up relying on only himself until his adoption, when he is taught the manners and politics of high pureblood circles. Masking his dark intelligence at Hogwarts & intending to escape notice, past secrets and Dark Lords force his hidden hand.

"Reborn's hold shifted slightly so he was holding Tsuna's hand instead, and Tsuna huffed before falling into silence. Compared to his cold hand, Reborn's was really warm, and Tsuna couldn't say he minded it." Reborn creates an habit of holding Tsuna's hand, and it takes a while for Tsuna to really understand why. Highschool AU, R27.

Death and Fate give Voldemort a re-roll before the final battle, allowing him to escape unscathed. With the Wizarding world believing him dead, a sane Tom Riddle returns to (frustrate Harry) thwart the prophecy with the well-scorned 'power of love'. A short told in progressively quicker skips and snippets. Slash. HP/TR

Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.

When Merlin discovers that his father was an estranged prince and he himself is now the only heir to the throne of a magical kingdom, he is forced to leave Camelot for the perils of a royal court. Will Merlin be able to win Arthur's favor again before Morgana launches an attack on a defenseless Camelot? Will he be able to defend his own kingdom at the same time or will all be lost?

Anything. He'd do anything. Replay his summer with the Dursleys. Do detention with Snape for a year. Heck, even be kidnapped by Voldemort. Anything not to be stuck in September 1942 with Tom Riddle.

Asami had been going to the same barber for years, and he finds himself going more often as someone new takes over his only place of luxury. AU.

PART 2: She slayed the dragon, reclaimed the Mountain, birthed a forest, and won a war. But that was just the beginning. The past has a funny way of coming back to haunt you. Horcruxes and Dark Lords and quests to destroy them both, this time though, she's not alone. She has a Fellowship at her side.

What was going to happen to him was something terrifying; all his instincts were rebelling against his decision but Harry resisted. Now it was his turn to make a sacrifice and ensure their survival. Compliant with the DH up to the events in Malfoy Manor. HP/LV COMPLETE & EPILOGUE!

Mustang said nothing, taking in the slumped shoulders and limp, dull hair; the skinned knuckles and the bruise that circled his left wrist; the heavy footsteps and the way that he favoured his left leg. The young man was spiralling downwards, he knew, but he was powerless to stop it. Post-series. Warnings inside.

A picture says a thousand words. A thousand words better left unsaid. A thousand words better left unpublished, on the front page of Japan's biggest news paper.

Ichigo died at the young age of nine. Surviving in Rukongai is bad enough, but to think that afterlife isn't the heaven that he dreamed of… Eventual ByaIchi. Yaoi.

What if Ichigo had handled his Inner Hollow problem like he had everything else thrown his way? Instead of running from it, he faced it head-on? Rated M for future graphic scenes.

The old man survived the invasion and acknowledged Naruto's services to Konoha. How would the shinobi world cope with a Naruto who realises his full potential and becomes the splendid shinobi only few believed he could be?

The first thing on Cloud Strife's mind when he woke was Not Again. Reliving the past once was hard enough, but doing everything again for a fourth time is ridiculous. Eventual Sephiroth x Cloud. Time Travel fic/AU. Complete.

Cloud has suffered and asked for forgiveness, but Aeris knows she alone cannot give him it. He must find that forgiveness and peace where it began, back at SOLDIER. SephirothxCloud REWRITE PLANNED (see profile for details)

Akihito's mother stops by for a weeks holiday on very short notice and while she is excited to visit her son, she is wanting to make sure that his relationship with Asami is a mutual affair.

Two boys grow up together in an orphanage, grow powerful at school, are torn apart by death and brought back together by rebirth. Horcruxes aren't the only way to live forever. Necromancy, reincarnation, TR/HP Slash dark!Harry.

Akihito learns a valuable life lesson: read something before you sign it.

All Desmond wants is to be free and all Altair desires is that missing piece of himself. The ties that bind are not so easily broken and finding peace is not without some sacrifice. Yet, somehow... they make it work. Slash. Somewhat follows the games.

Cloud is the sole survivor of an infantry patrol gone terribly awry, and unfortunately for him, the Army is looking for a scapegoat. No one was prepared for a SOLDIER to crash the court-martial.

It's time to have an heir as Vongola's Eleventh Boss. Naturally, the Decimo called for a meeting to discuss it. Mild ALL27 One shot.

Ichigo always wondered, why the feline Arrancar would always happily nap on his bed every time he put the fresh sheets. IchiGrim, Dub-Con, AR, PWP

ONE SHOT The story of a Sky and his Rain: it all started with a neighborhood of cloned houses (What kind of idiot thought it would be a good idea to build freaking cloned houses!), and a clumsy Romeo who was swept off his feet. [fem!Harry(Haven)][HavenXDino][Haven-loses-her-magic][Rain!Haven][past!HavenXFred] - Rated T for language, blood, and mentions of intercourse

Xanxus comes with Timoteo to visit the Sawadas.

Akihito manages to surprise Kirishima.

Harry owes Lussuria a favour. Lussuria wants Harry in a skirt. Xanxus approves.

There is no bond like the one forged through mutual hatred of the same thing. Aka, in which Tsuna voluntarily leads a vigilante group. [AU pre-reborn. One-shot. COMPLETE]

Black leather and red rubber soles. Why does Ed wear those boots? To look taller, sure, but there must be another reason why he is willing to tear down half a shoe shop to find a pair of boots identical to his.

(Kingsmani, část 2) Arthur aka Chester King odchází do důchodu a za jeho nástupce byl zvolen nejstarší Kingsman v poli. Harry Hart byl v podstatě donucen vzít toto místo a agentura teď musí najít nového Galahada.

It all started with Lambo wanting to get a ear piercing. Tsuna got dragged in. Hayato wanted to be like Juudaime. Takeshi wanted to join in. Ryohei thought it was extreme. Kyoya went hnn. Mukuro laughed. beginnings of an All27. TYL! oneshot.

One day, Harry J Potter made a wish in front of the mirror of Erised. One day, Bruce Banner woke up naked in a green-eyed man's aparment. One day, Harry introduced himself with his father's name to a strange man he found naked, green, and angry on the street. One day, SHIELD discovered human magic... and tried to make weapons from it. And the world is never the same.

Sasuke's travels through the Elemental Nations led him to the company of the most peculiar girl. Fem!Harry

After his first year at Hogwarts Harry discovers a startling truth that throws him into an entirely new world. He finds a new family and a new home that drastically changes his life for the better, if not crazier. After all when you're the son of Tony Stark, the one and only Iron Man, life is bound to be interesting.

(Kingsmani, část 1) Tumblr AU - 'Hej, snažím se přesvědčit své kámoše, že jsem bůh sexu, takže mohl bys mi rychle napsat na ubrousek svoje falešné telefonní číslo'

Jim considers what his best option is given that he is no longer the Captain of the Enterprise. Slash.

"Honestly, Fullmetal. You're so predictable I don't even need to ask anymore." "Predictable!" Ed flared. His eyes searched the room, narrowing suddenly in a certain direction. "I'll show you predictable," he marched off without another word. Ed and Al banter, and Roy and Ed banter. Minor Royai.

A decade ago Harry Potter found himself in a beautiful and pristine land. After giving up hope of finding his friends he settled upon the wide plains below the mountains. Peaceful years pass before a Ranger brings an army to his door and he feels compelled once again to fight. Perhaps there is more to be found here than solitude alone. Harry/Éowyn.

Or where Tsuna is ridiculously accurate in his theories. Keeping a straight face in front of him was proving to be hard. CRACK-fic

Tom Riddle was secure in his own little world he had built for himself: a secret dark lord that was ruler of magical Great Britain. He had everything he ever wanted...until Harry Potter came into his life. LV(TR)/HP

Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years

When Ichigo has a good reason, his anger is more than most can handle.

An infantryman eats his daily lunch outside in the cold, and after a time a SOLDIER joins him. This involves a lot of hot chocolate.

AU, post-Kakashi Gaiden, pre-Naruto, TWO-SHOT. A very young Naruto exploits a loophole and makes a flawed assumption. His mother is dismayed. His father thinks its hysterical. Read, review, and enjoy!

HPDM slash, past DMAG. Scorpius enjoyed spending time with Mr. Potter, since his father just left him by himself with house-elves all day. And it all would have stayed a secret if his father hadn't come home early one day. Twoshot. COMPLETE.

As Voldemort's traitor apprentice, Harry finally escaped his guardian's torture and into freedom. Picked up by Tom Riddle, he discovers the true meaning of being a Horcrux and the consequences of freeing Dumbledore and Grindelwald. Voldemort's established society is brought crumbling down as the two powerful wizards reunite...and even Harry is unable to stop it. Sequel to Ice Crux.

He was done playing the hero, now he was just a regular selfish bloke who helped out with the little things where he could, but who left the big problems of this world to someone else. Because this wasn't his world and it was someone else's problem. Harry's problem, at the moment, consisted of the suddenly very alive and awake man and his squished strawberry plot.

Asami is jealous and discovers the most unexpected rivals in his domestic life with Akihito. (now in three mini chapters)

The war has been over for nearly a year, and Naruto has be proclaimed an international hero. However, the shadow of a promise looms over him, as he awaits the day when Sasuke returns to his side. Rated T for language and eventual sexual content.

Naruto never had the best start as a ninja, but what if he could ensure he did himself? Watch as a smarter, more focused and above all more controlled Naruto takes the stage. Time travel fic. No pairings as I suck at romance. Now with 90% less spelling and grammar mistakes!

Oneshot. How Naruto Became the Sixth Hokage at Age Sixteen. (Completely honestly and legally.) Or, five conversations that didn't happen.

Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)

Asami's grandmother finds out that he is in what apears to be a relationship with someone. not being able to find out with who she decides an unscheduled visit is in order. What will the girl who made her grandson straighten out be like?

When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

• "Could you possibly be feeling sorry for Lord Voldemort?" -Dumbledore, p264 of -Brit- HBP. Alternative Half-Blood Prince ending with TMR/HP. Romance, dreams, obsessions, possessing… Dark!Harry. No time-travel. Obsessions with Malfoy, broken trio. Hr/R.

In which Ichigo and Rukia are bros, and no one gets it.

You have the stories in which one of the Shinigami's (Undertaker most of the time) adopt Harry, train him and help him defeat Voldemort. What would happen if Sebastian was Harry's father? Rating between T and M.

Voldemort won the first war. Harry is happy to live as an unnoticed squib at Hogwarts. Unfortunately, visions and rebels don't allow that and Harry soon catch the attention of the dark lord.

COMPLETE. Sometimes, even the softest breath on still water can create tsunamis. Several weeks before meeting his genin team, Kakashi is sent to find a bounty hunter responsible for the deaths of five missing-nin, all rumored to be part of a secret organization. But Uzumaki Kurama is far different than anyone expected, and ripples are starting to spread. Slash/yaoi, time travel

The six years since the end of the Winter War brought a new routine in Byakuya's life. Until his keen sense of observation makes him notice that the saviour of Soul Society is far from living his well-deserved happily ever after. Reluctantly, he begins to help Ichigo overcome his fears and heal his wounds, while avoiding acknowledging his own feelings. It doesn't work for long.

Being ignored and gazed at with hatred can lead someone to become a boisterous and loud orange-wearing shinobi, but it can also drive him to become a silent and invisible introvert. Of the two, Naruto takes the logical choice for a future in the Ninja World. Team Sai-Naruto-Sakura. No pairings. Future of bloodshed and grittiness assured.

Reborn never imagined that a simple screw up during a mission would lead him to the weirdest person he had ever met. Now he just needs to make sure that this person doesn't learn about his identity while being in an eight years old body. Boss!Tsuna R27 COMPLETE

All Akihito wanted was to shop in peace but a certain crime lord came and spoiled his fun. (Two-shot)

Harry was left at an orphanage after his parents met their demise. There, he finds nothing but suffering until he rejoins the Wizarding World. Dumbledore may hope for Harry to be a kind soul, but he's made mistakes. And what he gets is a future Death Eater. Harry is Dark, Harry is ruthless, and he is siding with Voldemort.

While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.

History is the sum of infinite minor events, each one contributing to the next. Some say this is written, this is destiny. Yet when those who walk outside Fate arrive, how can an unmarked invitation change the destiny of the world's two greatest enemies?

And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.

Bilbo Baggins has had it up to here with everyone's shit. When he gets his hands on Gandalf the Grey, he's going to bloody strangle him. That would be after he knocks some sense into that damn gold crazed dwarf first, however. If he lives through that experience, that is. (Slight possibility of Bagginshield if you squint)

In a wager against Sephiroth, Genesis stubbornly tries to prove that there's talent somewhere inside that clumsy cadet.

Altair and Desmond are playing a dangerous game of hide and seek. Malik doesn't care just so long as they don't 'play' in his bureau. Altair/Desmond Yaoi

After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.

Stumbling into Fangorn, Merry and Pippin find more magic than Ents and the armies of Middle Earth gain an unexpected ally from the shadows of the woods. That is, if Pippin doesn't insult him into seclusion first. Roughly from challenge by CashyHoray1.00 "Lord of the Forest".

"Are you often in my dreams, Harry? I have not touched your mind since our little encounter at the Department of Mysteries... and yet here you are... saving me in my nightmares." AU!HBP - LV/HP

Ecthelion and Erestor are twins. Glorfindel wants Thel, but the feeling isn't mutual. Erestor wants Fin. Fin talks his father into an arranged marriage with Thel. Thel, aware of Erestor's feelings, convinces him to trade places at the bonding. SLASH

Kurosaki Ichigo has been selected as a potential candidate to be one of the Gotei 13. However for him to successfully attain this status, he must be trained by none other than Hitsugaya Toshiro. Whether he passes or not is anybody's guess...IchiHitsu

Eighth Year would have been horribly boring if not for one of the Ministry's new laws; that every Witch and Wizard take a potion that would reveal their Blood Status. The intent was to prove there were no more Pure-Blood lines left. Wrong.

Tamper with the deepest mysteries – the source of life, the essence of self – only if prepared for consequences of the most extreme and dangerous kind. It appears that one or more of Lord Voldemort's experiments have worked. A disturbing one-shot. No pairing.

Jim's best laid plans usually had a way of backfiring quite spectacularly.

One Shot. In the end, even heroes bleed. Fall. Fail. Die. That was only the beginning of Ichigo's troubles. Time travel gone wrong.

SM/HP: He'd tried everything to get rid of 'them', the Hallows. But they kept coming back to him, recognizing him as the one and only Master of Death. Jaded and desperate for eternal sleep, Harry immediately becomes wary of a possessive demon that could curse him further into the pits of hell.

AU. Akihito and Asami run into each other a few years earlier and things play out a bit differently.

In the final battle with Aizen a different choice is made, and now Ichigo and his greatest enemy have gone back to the beginning. His best friends are powerless, his allies don't know him, and everything he loves is in danger. No non-canon pairings. Complete, with the sequel now posted.

Sarutobi had always had the best of intentions when he made his decisions concerning Naruto. But you know what they say about the road to Hell and intentions. Now, with unseen enemies and shadowy secrets all around him, Naruto must choose his path and live his life his way. No matter the cost. Gray Naruto, Sort of Naru/FemHaku, Naru/? no harem, no yaoi.

HPDM slash. Harry just saved the world, again. But he did it by pulling on the magic and lives of all the wizards tied to him, and the Malfoys had the most to lose. Now Draco is demanding the ancient payment of such a debt: that Harry become a Malfoy, in name and life and tradition. COMPLETE.

The story takes place in Soul Society after the Winter War. Ichigo becomes a part of the Shinigami Society, not by choice, and is trying to come to terms with that fact. ON HOLD TILL HALF OF JULY 2013

Sherlock has discovered fan fiction. John will never look at the internet the same.

The Boy-Who-Lived didn't exist. Voldemort attained the final victory. As a feared authoritarian figure, he rules the Wizarding World and Hogwarts in the shadows. And when a magically talented Harry Potter arrives at Hogwarts, he attracts the unwanted attention of the Dark Lord. Following a magnificent duel Harry is blackmailed into becoming his second apprentice.

Harry returns to Privet Drive after his second year, but his magic is acting up and getting him into trouble. He flees to muggle London where he is taken care of by a dog, a doctor, and a quirky detective. SB/JW possible other pairings. Light slash.

Hobbit-kink Prompt Fill. A little (and slightly intimate) moment at camp somewhere between the Trollshaws and Rivendell, in which Bilbo learns the practicality of Dwarven hair braiding—in other words, Fili seats Bilbo down and braids his hair. (Companion to 'Remembering a Mother') Fili/Bilbo

Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning. Eventual K/S

HPDM slash. Maybe the world should be grateful that Harry only became the next Dark Lord and not something else. Like the Minister. Featuring Benevolently Snarky Dark Lord Harry. COMPLETE.

An unknown knight arrives at Camelot to challenge Merlin to single combat, a fight to the death. He accepts it willingly, but will he be able to survive the duel without using his magic?

Harry has shut himself and his children away from the wizarding world and although he claims to be perfectly happy, his son Albus thinks otherwise and begins a plot to help his father find love again.

I chose to write the Cup Horcrux. This is basically PWP, with only a little bit of context. Tom Riddle leaves the cup, seemingly called by something; upon seeing Harry, he decided to seduce the boy. Read notes at the end after you are done, for further explanations. ONESHOT.

It's tough having a pushy father who wants you to get married. But things take a twist when a certain neko changes Ichigo's day...

Most people would have said they complimented each other, the impulsive captain and his steadfast lieutenant. But then, most people didn't really know them, either.

"If you want an empire, we'll give you one," Shinji said quietly. "If you give us the word, we'll bring Soul Society to its knees. Do you want that, Ichigo?"

It was an accident that he died, but Ichigo was hardly in the position to fight. Not when he was already dealing with the death of his family and having fallen in love with another man. But then, his afterlife would hardly be peaceful, right? (Continued in Laugh.)

Ichigo decides to merge with his hollow powers. In doing so, he finds himself in the land of hollows, Hueco Mundo. Ichigo forms friendships, makes enemies, and with great despair discovers what it truly means to be a hollow. (Pending Rewrite)

What is the truth behind Aizen's illusions? Why is he interested in Ichigo? An alternate version of Bleach after Ichigo's defeat of Aizen in manga chapter 420. Can Aizen be trusted? And what is the secret of Ichigo's future and the nature of the Spirit Realm? Primarily an adventure story centered on Ichigo with a slow-building romance between Aizen & Ichigo, rated T. COMPLETE.

Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.

Harry is left at Privet Drive and isolated from his friends and the wizarding world when he is attacked by a vampire and the course of his life changes drastically. And who is there to save him when he is left broken? Vampire fic, HP/TR. Slash.

Harry Potter, Tom Riddle and Amortentia. Deadly combination, I'd say.

Voldemort and Harry both find out about Harry being a Horcrux... This story is being REDONE. It will be posted under a different name and this version will be deleted once a sufficient amount of it is complete and I am confident in my ability to post the chapters on time. My sincerest apologies.

Tony's in London on a business meeting and escapes for a little while.On his walk he runs into an orphan...he should walk away,he shouldn't care,he wasn't up for this...but when you tell one Tony Stark that he can't do something, he does it anyway to prove you wrong.Besides...how can he say no to those woefully sad eyes that don't belong on a six year old. Deaged Harry.

Harry had always known that his purpose in life was to defeat the Dark Lord. Still, in an entirely different world, he had found yet another one. Two destinies to be fulfilled, two worlds to be saved and death was right behind him. SLASH!

After being banished to the Human World as a cat as punishment, Grimmjow Jeagerjacques finds himself saved by a certain orange-haired Shinigami. From then on, the story of Bleach takes on a double meaning. "Do you know how to change the world? One act of random kindness at a time."

During the two months she had watched her eight year-old nephews, Marge Dursley discovered that Petunia was a pathological liar, Vernon had somehow been brainwashed by that no good b***h, Dudley was the spawn of Satan, and Harry was actually a good kid.

Seven years old, Harry hears and answers to the call of the Fey. Come away, O human child, to the waters and the wild, with a faery hand in hand, for the world's more full of weeping than you can understand.

Uchiha clan adopts Naruto to have more political influence. The story describes events that follow. Warning, SLASH

He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-

Harry Potter didn't know what he was expecting when he walked into Britain's most famous BDSM club, The Chamber of Secrets. Imagine his surprise when he catches the attention of the notorious dominant, Tom Riddle. Tom/Harry, AU, No Magic, Slash.

Eternity is a gift that comes with a price, but Harry never wanted it in the first place. How much more will he have to give up before he can finally find a stable home and just let himself be happy? Legolas already knows the answer and is just waiting for Harry to come round and listen. HP/LG

"A lone tear ran down his cheek. He'd done it. He was back, back before it had all begun. Back when they were all still alive. This time, though, Aizen would be crushed before he could destroy everything." When all hope is lost, Ichigo goes back in time.

COMPLETE After being turned into a snake and unable to change back, Lord Voldemort is forced to turn to the only other living Parselmouth, Harry Potter. After making a deal, Harry agrees to help the Dark Lord return to his human form. SLASH HP/LVTMR

Fighting Aizen took away his powers, or so he thought. But different forces in the universe have their own plans for Ichigo, and they wont let him slip away just because of that. Among other the soul society wants him as a captain... Full summary inside

Normal people didn't have to worry about this sort of thing when they go on vacation. They worry about things like losing their luggage, catching a cab or something similar. Not alien invasions. Harry, however, had never been normal. Then again, neither were these guys. One-shot

HAPPY BIRTHDAY STORM! Set in the future, a young field biologist gets the opportunity of a lifetime and a chance to explore a new planet. Little does he know, what awaits is more than he expected in a world not meant for humans as his dreams are shattered and rebuilt. AU GrimmIchi

While destroying the horcruxes, the trio finds the most unlikely of allies in the most unlikely of places. SLASH -Harry/Salazar-, AU

Allen is running from the Black Order and the Noah. He doesn't know what to do other than run and fight. Now he is traveling with Kanda and Johnny. What happens when the Earl and the Noah capture Allen, and Allen falls for a certain Noah?After ch.211manga

"Kiss me." What? "You heard me correctly." Tom/Harry oneshot

With one question posed to the Sorting Hat, Harry Potter's life changes completely.

“When you’ve seen as much of life as I have, you will not underestimate the power of obsessive love.” Nothing can manufacture or imitate love. But could a love potion create the right circumstances for an unlikely love to happen on its own? SLASH HP/LV-T

HPDM slash. When Harry stumbles into a magical ritual meant to enslave Draco, he manages to create a bond that leaves Draco with some free will. And the ability to irritate Harry in the name of "guarding" him. COMPLETE.

Rainfall in the land of eternal summer, two dead and lonesome souls meet aboard a train. A story of regrets realized and new-found love that slips away quicker than sand. A one-shot about the life after death of HP and LV.

The end of the Fourth Shinobi World War was the herald of greatness, and an era of peace and prosperity was ushered in on the shoulders of a legend. In the world of shinobi, however, nothing is ever as it seems. And five years later, all is not well.

AU College art student, Allen Walker, is having a difficult time focusing on his drawing assignment. The reason? His nude model won't stop staring at him! Poker Pair

A wiser and more experienced Naruto is forced onto a team he hadn't wanted to join in the first place. However, as they say, "Those who break the rules are trash. Those who abandon their teammates are worse than trash.". Sequel to First Try.

Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!

The Boy Who Lived has escaped death so many times is it a wonder that his animagus is a cat? However even after surviving the war Harry's life isn't what he wants it to be. Is it really just a potions accident? Or the hand of fate? Threesome Slash! SSHPGG

For years it remained hidden behind a patch, his glimpse into another life. But when he reaches Hogwarts, this sight, and the mind it leads him to, will help him see the other side of the playing field. Independent!Harry, potentially HPLV.

What's a Brotherhood without a few rules?

Harry Potter engaged in a desperate mission to save the world. He failed and in the process became the one thing he never wanted to be. A killer. Time travel. Ficmas in July. One Shot.

Harry goes back in time... to 1934. Tom, meet Harry Potter, you're new father - er -ly figure. Incest, kinda. Harry/Tom

Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?

The Bleeding Effect makes it difficult for Desmond to enjoy his favorite foods and gives him some not so wonderful habits. -oneshot-

A series of ficlets. Eventual Gin/Ichigo. Sequel to Falling Inside the Black. Ichigo adjusts to life in Hueco Mundo and slowly finds the path he wants to take. AU after Chapter 295.

The Winter War had a greater impact on Ichigo than he is willing to admit. He didn't die, but he's not exactly living either.

Tony/Harry WARNING: general warning for language and rating appropriate content. "Attempting to woo a guy who can't talk is awkward enough, but Tony has other problems — like meddlesome coworkers, a manipulative goth, and an overprotective uncle."

Because one never knows when someone might poison the prince's meals... or maybe Arthur has an ulterior motive for having Merlin eat half his breakfast.

Harry gets sent back in time by accident. In an attempt to change the future he adopts Tom Marvolo Riddle aka Voldemort. Will he be able to get back to the future and get his revenge or will he find a family in the people he never thought would love him? Slash

When Ichigo refuses to acknowledge that Byakuya does a good job managing his numerous responsibilities, the latter challenges him to spend a day in his shoes. One-shot. Re-uploaded.

Grimmjow comes to the human world after Orihime is saved; Ichigo gets tangled up in a messy situation, and drags Grimmjow down with him.

He had it all planned. Summon a teenage Dark Lord, kill him, preferably by strangulation, then toss the dead carcass back to the past. It was a foolproof, ironclad plan...right?

What do you do when the only person you know can understand you is your most hated enemy? After some unfortunate events, Harry is now a Snake. How the hell is he supposed to defeat Voldemort now? Or does he want to? Dark!Harry LVxHP Chapters 1-6 Edited

"Please Itachi… I know I can't save Sasuke but I can save you." Itachi considered these words before knocking Naruto's hand away.' Redemption begins in the form of salvation, at least that's what Naruto believes. ItaNaru Spoilers for Manga Chapters 365

The drowned kitten said unto General Sephiroth, "PLEASE let me in" ...and the Great Silver General slammed the door in his face. Sephiroth/Cloud fluff.

The power of a King comes from the trust of his people. When a King loses the trust of his people, it is only a matter of time until they rebel and elect a new leader. But to begin a rebellion means freeing an enemy they thought was gone forever...

Glorfindel eating, Erestor fuming, and a poor strawberry dying!

Sequel to Sniper; Five years after killing Voldemort, Harry is a SAS lieutenant assigned to the invasion of Iraq. When the Muggle war wakes something best left forgotten, Harry is pulled back into the Wizarding world. Can't they clean up their own mess?

The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.

Or, Why Sir Leon Isn't Dead. Whenever the subject of Leon's propensity towards living is brought up, everyone in the household gets shifty eyed and twitchy. Is it skill? Luck? Magic? No, of course not, magic's illegal, don't be ridiculous…

Desmond gets teased for his tacky arm tattoo.

One-shot giftfic. Post 'The Fifth Act' - Cloud goes to rescue Yuffie AGAIN. Genesis and his 'nephew' tag along.

sequel to Normal! "He said forever, what a liar," GrimmIchi...

Harrison Evans is the Slytherin's 'pet lion.' But what happens when one Slytherin forgets that only person Harry belongs to, is Tom Riddle? AU, Magic, Slash, Mature Content, TR/HP

"I dare you," Dean's deep voice sounded, his dark eyes glinting with mischievousness, "to make Draco Malfoy chase after you in a romantic sense." Harry was never one to back down from a challenge, least of all one issued by a fellow Gryffindor.

Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!

Glorfindel disturbs Erestor while he's planning for Rivendell's Yule celebration and now has to pay the price. Non-slash.

-SLASH- Blaise Zabini doesn't like to be noticed, but it isn't because he's shy. His mother, notoriously known as the 'black widow', isn't what she seems and Blaise inherited more than just her good looks.

When Pigwidgeon develops a crush on Draco Malfoy's owl, it's up to Harry to retrieve the lovelorn animal. Again. Harry should probably do something about keeping Pig contained... This is being turned into an amazing comic by ile-o on Deviantart. SO GOOD! Adult content advisory, etc.

In which a nine-year-old Kyouya attempts to teach a seven-year-old Tsuna how to be a carnivore.

Harry Potter knew love, when he was young, but he grew up using hate.

Sherlock drags John along to Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy And "Anthea", too . Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple. Shenanigans ensue.

Cloud has an accident with a Time materia. There are people to save, and for that, some people need to die.

Tsuna never realized that the Primo Family could manifest at will after the Inheritance Ritual. As D. Spade attempted to drill his Vongola leadership philosophy into him during an exam, however, he realized that life really was out to get him.

HPLOTR. Harry was in an alien world, surrounded by talking trees and the legend of the Rings. There's a war going on and he's determined to stay out of it, until it drags him in. Forget about the old world of Hogwarts and Voldemort, he has to survive.

Three years after the lost battle of Hogwarts Lord Voldemort attempts revenge. Regrettably, he has never learned from his mistakes and underestimates Harry's incredible luck again. HPLV later. Warning: mix of drama, angst and comedy!

Allen is sent on a reconnaissance mission to Brazil. Unfortunately for him, Tyki happens to be there too. Allen is kidnapped and held prisoner. A tale of colonial opulence, tropical downpours, old magic and unlikely love. TykixAllen. M for YAOI later on.

Eventually, the constant denial of the essentials, such as sleep, water, food and human contact, got to everyone in Azkaban, even the infamous Fenrir Greyback. However, one full moon and an unexpected visitor might just change everything... HPFG, SLASH

An alien anomaly changes Jim in a way no one could have predicted. His relationship with Spock is ultimately put to the test. Vulcan!Kirk. Kirk/Spock. Plot reverse of "The Chase."

Harry carves out his own path to become something beyond a Dark Lord. Durmstrang, Dark Arts, dueling, powers, heritage, horcruxes, hallows, Necromancy, Voldemort, Tom, Draco, Grindelwald. Sequel to The Black Heir.

When Harry decides to quit Auror Training in order to care for young Teddy over the summer, he has quite enough to worry about without Pansy Parkinson dumping a mute Draco Malfoy on his doorstep. Contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.

Byakuya saves Ichigo from a near fatal attack and later finds himself on a mission to protect his pride. It all starts with a dream...

Harry runs into Snape while trying to find the definition of home, and finds himself drawn into Snape's Order task, finding a location outside of London. Along the way, he and Snape learn a few new definitions themselves. Guardian/Adoption fic.

Shaun wished Malik would stop telling him how to woo Desmond. From the kink meme. Malik x Altair, Shaun x Desmond. M for some suggestive content and copious amounts of cursing.

“I know this looks like we’re making out in a locker sized storage room, but we’re not. Just give me a chance to explain.” .::.Yullen.::.

It is Spring in Soul Society. Renji's finally a captain, Byakuya's talking to the picture of his dead wife far too much, and Ichigo has found himself at a weird place in his life, and while it suddenly gets weirder, it also gets more interesting. yaoi

His hallucinations are getting worse. It's not something he can tell the others, but how's he to cope while hiding such a secret?

Harry is hired to break some curses at Malfoy Manor and encounters an evil chair... and a chocolatier. CONTAINS MATURE ADULT CONTENT, some bondage, chocolate abuse, and lots of kissing.

Desmond exits the Animus 2.0, but somehow Altair accidentally came out with him and took over his body. To add to their troubles, this was the day Shaun decided he was going to take Desmond 'out of the closet.' Shaun/Des/Altair one-shot. Warnings inside.

What happens when Allen takes his teasing a little too far with a sexually frustrated Noah during a game of strip poker? Too much to put here, that's for sure. Tyki/Allen In honor of Poker Pair Week!

For some unknown reason, fate decided to play a cruel joke on Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort, so fate chained them to a wall. Face to face. Fate can be real fun sometimes, don't you think...?

Sasuke has lived in this apartment complex for a good five years and not even crazy pink haired stalkers can make him move. But when a blond moves in next door all his tolerance is tested and thrown out the window. NaruSasu -Lemon-

Ichigo is taken prisoner to Hueco Mundo. He is bored. He plays cards. Grimmjow is intrigued. Things degenerate from there. Crack!fic. :D

Erestor really can’t focus with Glorfindel hovering over his shoulder. Elrond comes to see what the chaos is.

Glorfindel’s friendship with Erestor was not like any other friendship. Non-slash.

After rescuing Theo Nott from Voldemort, Harry has to let him stay at Grimmauld Place for the summer. Theo is happy to put his life in Harry’s hands, and his body in Harry’s bed. Theo loves him. Harry pretends to, while Theo pretends Harry isnt pretending

Madara attacks Konoha, and Kakashi uses Mangekyo Sharingan to protect the village, Naruto uses it too... wait... WHAT? Naruto has secrets? The story is dedicated to Ita/Naru fans!

Cloud is injured in an accident, and he is kicked out of Shin-Ra because of it. In order to stay in the program, he must spend a week working for Director Lazard while he heals. Lazard/Cloud

Harry Potter scowled as he fisted his hands in his hair. Why was this happening to him? All he wanted to do was lose his virginity! But everyone was just, wrong. Perhaps he was being a little too picky? LVHP

Lust, it is not an emotion. It is a materialistic instinct that pulls you toward the source with a hunger to devour and satiate. At least, this is what Ulquiorra believes, but his lover disagrees. Ichigo/Ulquiorra -Yaoi-

An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.

K/S slash-preslash. When the Enterprise is asked to transport Vulcan colonists to their new home, Spock Prime comes with them. His presence changes everything – even the things Jim isn’t sure he wants to change.

Oneshot, K&S, implications of slash. Captain Kirk sees fit to improve the literary attempts of an anonymous crew member.

The Yondaime hadn’t miscalculated. And he wasn’t all that golden either. An angelic exterior hides far more sinister motives. Long live the Hokage.

HPDM slash. Let others fling themselves at Harry; let them act like fools. Draco knew the way to win Harry's heart was to go so slowly he wouldn't realize you were doing it. Threeshot.

Stark/Ichigo. Sent to the Living World on Aizen's orders to persuade Ichigo to join their cause, Stark finds himself questioning, led astray by Ichigo's strength.

Ordered to find the stolen dragon egg, Murtagh instead stumbles upon a strange boy, radically linking their fates by taking him captive. Yet in a world rushing towards war, there is no time for sympathy… Slash/EraMur

AU: Wherein Tyki Mikk falls--at first sight--for the young, handsome, and kind of unobtainable Allen Walker, and he strives to prove that, yes, the feeling can be mutual. But, he only has ten days to get it right. :Tyki/Allen

Sometimes, settling in and finding your niche in the world requires you to leave the safety and familiarity of the place you have always called home. CWHP, SLASH

Oneshot, HPDM slash. Harry and Ginny are getting married because, well, it's what everyone expects them to do. It's like Draco Malfoy to start Courting Harry right in the middle of the wedding preparations.

Following the defeat of the homunculi, Drachma has invaded Amestris, taking advantage of the confusion within the military. This is Edward's story of his experiences during the war. Prequel to Elysia and the General/manga based to c80/some anime reference

AU.Harry escapes from the Dursleys when he's ten years old and is found by the escaped Sirius Black. His whole life changes as he slowly discovers his destiny. Durmstrang,DarkArts,dueling,powers,heritage,horcruxes,hallows,Tom,Grindelwald.Darkish!Harry.HPLV

What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.

COMPLETE HP/LM, slash, mpreg. Lucius forces Harry to marry him. Things get bad and then they get better. This is a story about two different people from different worlds trying to make it work.

Naruto is accustomed to making sacrifices. He is ready to give up everything for his friends and for his village. But in the face of new changes and painful revelations, will Naruto finally start looking after his own interests? Yaoi. ItaNaruPein

Tsuna is abandoned at the Italian airport and Xanxus unwittingly saves him. Afterwards, Tsuna walks in on an injured Xanxus at 3 am. Everything spirals from there. X27

One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins woke up after a raunchy night only to discover that a very naked Harry Potter had slept amongst them. Naturally, they asked themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him? HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

My dog died...' . It was always this day, always this bar, always the heavy liquors and always a woman. Too bad that my brain decided against the tradition this year. ItaNaru

HPDM slash. Nothing in Harry's life has gone the way he expected, and that includes being the mediwizard assigned to treat Lucius Malfoy. But he's Harry; he can deal with this. And he can deal with Draco Malfoy's nonsensical flirting, too.

He thought he had long buried his heart, yet all it took to bring it back to life was one shinigami with orange hair. Now he'd give anything not to feel that way. But even if he could hide from the world, could he truly hide from himself? ByaIchi Complete

After being stalked by a kitten, Draco discovers he has a fetish for purring. HPDM. Hogwarts!fic, EWE, a bit crack-ish, KittenAnimagus!Harry? SLASH.

Draco is a veela. He has to mate with Harry or die. Naturally, he chooses to die. Parody. FLUFF. HPDM. SLASH.

Hibari is training Tsuna when the teen collapses. Hibari takes him back to his room to ensure that he gets proper rest. He remembers the Tsuna he knows and wonders if the Tsuna before him can really measure up. 1827 HibarixTsuna

Companion piece to ‘Written Notes’. In this place that is too white and much too silent, Kurosaki Ichigo finds solace in music and melodies as he loses the abilities to track time and to judge what is right and wrong. Set in the distant future, AizenIchi.

An Arrancar and a Vaizard don't make a normal couple. Never ever will... GrimmIchi

Both Grimm & Ichi starts to develop feelings for each other from their sexual relationship. Grimm tries to deny it while Ichi knows he can't. A war is going on and they can't avoid the battles with the other, causing their feelings to be deeply affected.

Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'

Xanxus is the most ungrateful bastard alive. X27

In which Naruto was confused of what he should pick for Sasuke’s birthday present, and decided to take Kakashi go for a shopping… worst choice. Rated M to be safe

I referred to this as My Stupid Veela Fic until I decided it was fairly good. Harry is a Veela, for a change, since I was tired of Draco!Veela stories. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

NaruSaiNaru. Courting rituals of the socially inept. Or how Naruto got a clue.

In a world where Cloud was given a chance to return to the past and make things right again, something goes a little bit wrong and leaves him in an employment he didn't quite anticipate.

Ichigo wakes up at the Shinigami Academy, he has to graduate if he wants to go back home, there is one condition though, no one may find out that he is a ‘hero’ from the Arrancar war. Can he graduate before the students find out his real identity?

OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.

As Harry and his friends fight with the Death Eaters in the Ministry, Harry finds himself dueling against Lucius Malfoy. While trying to avoid a stray curse they stumble inside a room in the Department of Mysteries that one should avoid entering at any co

[KandaAllen] Because Allen isn't gay. «Quite Crackish»

Shatter, Kyouka Suigetsu.

Sequel to Boredom. It's Ichigo's turn to make his move. Hitsugaya gets unexpected break from his duty. What have his bubbly vicecaptain and orage strawberry come up with this time? IchixHitsu Rated T for YAOI.

Byakuya considers all the reasons he wants Ichigo to leave Seireitei. Is he being honest with himself or is he hiding something? What will Ichigo do when he finds out? How will the other shinigami react? COMPLETE

No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.

PostOotP. The lines between Dark and Light have faded into Grey and Harry must learn to fight for himself...7th year and the war is breaking...Lords, Heirs, Vampires,werewolves, magic and more.No pairings.AU after HBP. COMPLETE

HPDM slash. Post War, Post Hogwarts, HBP spoilers. Right smack in the middle of a stormy divorce from Ginny, Harry has no reason to be attracted to his Arguer, Draco Malfoy. I mean, it's Malfoy. COMPLETE

COMPLETE. Captured and experimented on by the wraith, Sheppard must find a way to save himself before it's too late. Common Ground spoilers.

After mistakenly flooing himself to Snape's home the summer after Sirius' death, Harry realizes that his potions master can take matters into his own hands, literally. Warning: This story does involve the spanking of teenagers. If you have a problem with

HPFA Winner of Best JKR Character portrayal, for Severus Snape! Snape retrieves an injured Harry from the Dursleys-- only this time, the damage is more permanent, and Snape is not prepared to be cuddly. Complete!

AU. HPLV. Dark!Harry. Severitus. Can someone's destiny really be set in stone? It's time for change, time for revolution and time for truths to be revealed. Freedom comes in many forms and Cyriacus Snape is about to usher in a new unexpected future.

Harry's been avoiding Draco this year, tired of the fighting. When Draco finally corners him, Harry realises just why Draco's been teasing him for all of these years, and suddenly it's not just fighting he has to put up with. SLASH! Complete.

Snape is Harry's father. No one is happy to hear it. [R due to colorful language, dark themes, and nongraphic violence.]

[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.

Edward Elric returns with amnesia. He has lived the past four years as Auric, a Gatekeeper. But there are some battles that only he can fight. Will his friends be able to awaken Ed, and what happens to Auric if they do? RoyEd. Eventually.

Love, the most powerful force on earth. Voldemort, the most powerful Dark Lord ever. Vendo Diligo, the most potent love potion that exists. Harry Potter, the unfortunate victim subjected to all three. Emotions are wicked things. Slash. FIN!

As their connection strengthens, Potter falls into Riddle's possesion. However, the obvious isn't exactly truth in this case.

Cloud supposed it was his own fault he had been surprised. He should have known this would happen...The former general had told him he wouldn't become a memory. Sequel to Choice. Post AC. Spoilers

COMPLETE. OneShot. If you take one relatively normal savior of the world and then subconsciously put him through typical fanfiction plots in his sleep, what do you get? A very confused man in desperate need of therapy.

HPLV The Dark Lord has always known what belongs to him but claiming possession might take longer than he thought and lead to betrayal but with the power such as he wields who dares? FINISHED

They were the closest thing he'd ever known to family: Mother, Madness, Rage, Grief, Terror, Chaos... and Strife.

Thrown back in time Harry has no choice but to accept the guardianship of a wizard hated throughout time Salazar Slytherin. But nothing is as it seems. There is more to snake tongue than meets the eye! COMPLETED!

HPTR slash. A freak accident transports our favorite attractive psychopath forward in time from 1942 to 1996. Attempted homicide and attempted romance ensue, not necessarily in that order.

Another of my humorous takes on a cliché fic idea. SLASH. Harry is determined to learn the Animagus Transformation, and the results are…unexpected. HumourRomance, Snarry. One-shot

I don't like it when people call Niisan short.

COMPLETED A year after Harry graduates from Hogwarts and the Light's last stand against the Dark is near. A curse goes wrong that, though it does win them the War, leaves serious repercussions for everyone. Slash. Rating Increased.

COMPLETE! After Voldie's destruction, Harry takes Snape into his home to care for him. Can there be reconciliation? HPSS

„We were bounded to each other through no will of our own, bounded with ties stronger than blood, stronger than law, stronger even than love and we both know that.“ In the hour of his death, Voldemort and The-Boy-Who-Lived share a moment of understand