Hello people of fanfiction.net, TheObsessedWriter here to welcome you to the profile that I created to show you my weird stories. Who knows, you might find one you actually like or something. As you can tell, my stories only consist of Hetalia at the moment, but I love writing them. I graduated high school, so hopefully my writing schedule will get back on track and I will be able to update more often.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile

97 percent of youth would go emo if Miley Cyrus was on top of a building about to jump. If your one of the 3 percent that would be screaming "JUMP BITCH JUMP" and pushing her off , copy and paste this onto your profile.

"Do as Italy...Make Pasta not war"

"Do as America...Make a movie not a drama"

"Do as England...Burn your food not everybody else wishes"

"Do as Spain...Raise children not enemies"

"Do as Germany...Follow the rules, even if you don't understand them"

"Do as Austria...Play music even if you don't have a rhythm"

"Do as Japan...Grow not get stuck in your past"

"Do as France...When in doubt, push random buttons"

"Do as Canada...When you feel out of place, just be invisible"

"Do as Russia...Maintain your innocence, even if your past is not that childish"

"Do as Prussia...Live, even when there seems nothing to live for"

"Do as Switzerland...Stay neutral even if the world's breaking apart"

"Do as Sealand...Speak, even if no one is listening"

pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Woman: Did it hurt when you were dropped on your head repeatedly as a baby?

Man: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here! Woman: Really? I have the incredible urge to plant my foot up your @.

I have also made an account with three of my friends and will also be posting stories there too. We will be working together to make the best stories ever! Just look up Souls' Club to find us!